CosmicKitten89
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Joined 03-06-11, id: 2779076, Profile Updated: 11-03-14
Author has written 31 stories for Mario, Alvin and the chipmunks, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Jimmy Neutron, and Swan Princess.

Yup, that's my kitty's baby photo. However, the name "CosmicKitten" is based on some characters I made up when I was fifteen called the Cosmic Kittens. They were colorful superpowered kittens that live in a space station in an exotic solar system I made up with four planets full of alien species I made up. I wrote a few books on them, and made up far more stories about them in my head, but looking back, the whole idea was rather... cheesy, even cliched, and far better suited for a cartoon/comic book/video game series than the fiction I had been writing. I abandoned them altogether after about three years, when I came up with another original story idea that also burned out... and then I gained access to and discovered the wonderful world of fanfiction.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I don't know too many boys who would put a fluffy baby animal in their pen name or as a profile pic, so "girl" is a pretty safe assumption, if you don't take into account the possibility that my gender is non-binary...

When is your birthday?

Let me make a riddle out of this: I was born in 1989, on a moonless night, in the early hours of a 25-hour day. Well, what are you waiting for? GO GOOGLING!

How old are you?

Refer to the previous question. You do the math.

What is your real name?

Do some serious Google-sleuthing and I'm certain you will figure it out sooner or later. It's impossible to erase every last bit of everything you have posted about your personal identity off the internets, after all ;)

What is your favorite author/book series?

I'm not really into any fiction (other than my most cherished fanfiction authors) right now. Too busy reading nonfiction and stuff. Fiction books I enjoyed reading in the past include Harry Potter, Twilight, the Warriors series (you know, the books about cats), the Chronicles of Narnia, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Animorphs, and probably others I can't think of right now. Hunger Games might have made this list too, but I believe it came out (or became popular anyway) after I stopped reading fiction, so I never got around to reading it. As for "classic literature"... well, I liked Jane Eyre.

What are your religious beliefs?

I don't really identify with any religion; I suppose that makes me what you would call "agnostic". I am unusually open-minded and tolerant of other people's beliefs, so long as they are not being hypocritical, hateful, or shoving it down my throat.

Are you interested in men, women, or both?

None of the above.

What kind of music do you like?

I, uh... I usually do not feel comfortable discussing my musical interests. Truth be told, I'm rather ignorant about music for the time being, although I am currently taking piano lessons.

What interests do you have other than writing and fanfiction?

Science, especially physics, especially theoretical physics, and mathematics. I do math competitions these days so I'm studying that kind of stuff pretty much all the time. I have to teach myself because, well, I can't focus well in a classroom. Oh and I do artwork too. I'm considered quite skilled at hand drawing and computer art. I also want to teach myself some other new things such as computer programming, music theory/composition and a few foreign languages but those are hard to focus on right now because I'm rather taken up by the math competitions at the moment. Oh, and I have some original book ideas I would like to work on and publish some day as well.

All right, that's enough questions. Now about my fanfiction. The fandoms I write for/have written for are:

Mario: In particular, the Koopalings. The only fandom I am very actively writing for at the moment. I haven't played the video games in a long time, but I'm still deeply obsessed with these characters, and I have been on and off since I was introduced to the world of video games when I was eight years old. It has been stated before, but the fun thing about writing the Koopalings is that their personalities are not extremely well-developed, which gives the writer a lot of artistic liberty with designing their own headcanon and everything. My headcanon, as you can tell from my stories, is somewhat strange and irregular, but I try to keep it quite consistent throughout my stories. My favorite character is Ludwig von Koopa, probably because I can relate to him very well in certain ways, and people tell me I do an excellent job at writing his point of view. New stories can probably be expected in the future, and current ongoing stories will be updated... irregularly, but during these days I am in a good fanfiction-writing mood so despite being very busy with other things updates can be expected to happen once every month or two on average.

Hetalia Axis Powers: The only new fandom I have gained interest in since I got access to the internets and the freedom to publish fanfiction 4 years ago. It seems that I am currently on hiatus from this fandom. Not sure why, maybe because of certain fellow fans I didn't click so well with (although I know several who I get along with as well), but I expect to go through another phase of being interested in it one of these days, perhaps next year or so. When that happens, expect updates for some of the stories I haven't updated in a year or two, and perhaps even new ones. My favorite character is Roderich/Austria, and I ship him with... his Piano. (By the way I have a math competition problem book that has the Nordic country characters from Hetalia on the cover not sure if that's legal but isn't that neat?)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: This fandom was also on a hiatus, but after my YouTube account was deleted for the fandubbed videos of the cartoon that I made (dubbing children's cartoons to change the storyline and make it more adult is actually a LOT of fun!), well, that made it clear that Ross Bagdasarian Jr. has no love for his fans and therefore deserves none for his characters, so then I officially decided that I am going to quit this fandom - the new movies suck anyway, they get worse with each installment. I will leave the stories I have already written up, since deleting them would not be fair to the people that still enjoy them, but don't expect the unfinished ones to get updated, and don't expect Alvin or Simon to answer your questions. My favorite characters by the way were Simon and Jeanette.

And that's it. I don't expect to develop an obsession enough with anything new to actually want to write fanfics about it anytime soon.

Other fandoms I had interest or obsession in when I was younger but never got to or never felt like writing fanfiction about: Pokemon (up to Gen. 4), Kirby, Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ojamajo DoReMi, Atomic Betty, Xiaolin Showdown, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Rugrats, just about every Disney animated movie up until the 2000s (the 90s were really the golden age for Disney movies), Lilo & Stitch, Sesame Street (not the show... just the characters Bert & Ernie, my sister and I made up mature-rated stories about them as a gay couple with a child named Bernie back before I was able to publish fanfiction online), The Land Before Time, The Swan Princess, Barney (stopped liking him when I was four or five) Spyro the Dragon (the first 3 for PlayStation slayed everything that came after, especially those ugly Skylanders), My Little Pony (BEFORE Friendship is Magic came out, although I would probably be a fan of FiM if I hadn't burnt out on ponies before it came out; then again, I've heard baaaad things about the people in the fandom in general), Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake (those last three were part of my 80s baby cartoons phase in my early teens), various other cartoons/animated movies, and the books I mentioned earlier. Some of these were actually more my sister's interest than mine.
Well, that was more fandoms and franchises than I really cared to mention.

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Lust For A Koopaling by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
Now showing in Dark Land Adult Theater. Gloryholes now in all bathroom stalls.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,839 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Iggy Koopa, Boom Boom, Ludwig Von Koopa
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Iggy's Poison by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
Iggy Koopa is committed to a world-renowned psychiatric hospital after a suicide attempt. As psychotic and unstable as he is, an evil and even more insane conspiracy cannot escape his brilliant mind, yet it takes time, a little too much time, before he realizes he is already in the middle of its twisted vortex.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Iggy Koopa, Bowser, Ludwig Von Koopa, Lemmy Koopa
Love and Misery by xHandWhistlerx reviews
Prince Ludwig has never been one to fall for such unpredictable emotions as love. Upon meeting Aurora, that all changes. This story documents their journey of ups and downs as they face the many trials of relationships and responsibility. Rated T for language, violence, and some alcohol use.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Ludwig Von Koopa
Christmas Surprise by Novalion reviews
Christmas at Castle Koopa was usually the same as it always was every year. One unexpected gesture changes that.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopalings - Complete
Help Wanted by BoomShroom reviews
When the Koopalings end up destroying Bowser's castle, he demands that they take responsibility for their actions and raise the money to repair it. Join the Koopalings on their wacky misadventures through various jobs to gain enough coins to pay off their massive debt!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013
Accidents by Coooool123 reviews
The Koopalings childhoods' were far from perfect. Ask anyone. This is a series of oneshots featuring what has affected them the most during their lives... Come see their accidents and how they have molded them into who they are today. Critiques are loved.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopalings, Clawdia Koopa - Complete
Kamek's day out by Crazybird101 reviews
After discovering that they've run out of milk, Kamek and the Koopalings take a journey out to the store. What could go wrong?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Koopalings, Ludwig Von Koopa, Kamek - Complete
Happy House by LittleMissDarkling reviews
When Ludwig got himself locked up in a loony bin, he couldn't figure out how anything could be better again. Will a strange Italian turn things around, or only make them worse? GerIta HumanAU HospitalFic Rated M for cutting, cursing, and whatever else. Discontinued, but with complete summary at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,244 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Locked up with HIM by Fantasia V reviews
"Dear Roderich and Gilbert, I've decided to lock the two of you in the house for a month to let you… get along better. You probably hate me now, but I'm ready to bet my frying pan that when you're all lovey-dovey at the end, you'll thank me. Elizaveta "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,492 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Prussia, Austria
SAinNE by BoomShroom reviews
I've always known my brother was insane. I've known him his whole life as a volatile hazard who would fall into fits of unstable behavior. But underneath his dumb, crazed exterior lies a darker side, a side I had thought I was prepared for, a side I found frightening, but thought couldn't harm me. It seems I underestimated it. Perhaps it will prove to drive me insane as well.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Iggy Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa
Your Poison of Choice by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
The sick and twisted recount of my stay at a Real World insane asylum. I, Iggy Koopa, invite you to partake in the real story behind the massacre at Freaky Fred's Institute for the Criminally Insane, why it had to happen, and how long it took me to clean the blood out of my scales. Bring your own scalpel.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Iggy Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa - Complete
Put That Cookie Down! by Platinum Trickster reviews
Austria was having an excellent day when terrorists show up to kidnap Hungary and harness the countries "secret powers", whatever they may be. A man named Arnold Schwarz- er, Smith, a generic Arnold Schwarzenegger-type hero, smashes through a window and into Austria's life. He must teach Austria to fight his own battles so he can save the woman he loves! One-shot because I suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
It's Okey! It's Story Time by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England breaks up with America after America accidentally leaves a sexy message on the wrong person's answering machine. So Amerimochi tells him a story to cheer him up! A story that makes no sense. TOTAL CRACK, mostly in Amerimochi's POV. Yeah, really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A New Man by Walkazo reviews
After being overshadowed one too many times, Iggy's determined to set himself apart from the other Koopalings.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Iggy Koopa, Koopalings - Complete
While the King is Away, the Koopalings will Play by BoomShroom reviews
Once again, Bowser's children are left at home while their father sets off in a futile attempt to capture the princess and destroy Mario. This time, however, there are no servants to keep an eye on them. The Koopalings have the castle all to themselves, and when Roy decides to throw a party, chaos and hilarity ensue. Will they be able to keep their father from finding out?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Koopalings - Complete
A Sappy Birthday Story by Fantasia V reviews
Today is October 26th, 2012... The birthday of a certain pianist by the name of Roderich Edelstein. Naturally Gilbert has to come in and make his birthday, well, undeniably awesome. As any PruAus fan knows, this can only lead to arguments, presents, humor, and maybe a some... oh I don't know... confessions? Rated M just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Prince of Evil by Platinum Trickster reviews
Ludwig von Koopa's life has been an interesting one, and this story will share it with you. This describes the life and times of the eldest son of the dreaded Bowser and heir to the Dark Land throne. You'll see his life as it truly is. Involves character death. Ending to be eventually rewritten.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Bowser - Complete
Facebook Mischief by Simon Seville reviews
What happens when the chipmunks and chipettes get a facebook? Full description of what I'm doing inside! Rating went up for small hints of profanity in some parts. Discontinued. Read "Goodbye" for more information.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,993 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
The Elephant in the Room by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Stupid Little Book by nappa-kakarotto reviews
Elizaveta buys Roderich a journal to write in to keep the aristocratic nation from totally snapping. Life's entries are not all sunshine and flying mint bunnies, though! Gakuen Hetalia, PruAus, some OOCness, humor and some drama.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Austria, Prussia
All My Koopalings by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
A princess is forced to marry the newly inaugurated King Bowser Koopa. They travel around the Mushroom World, entertain each other, accomplish many great things together, and have many children. The perfect story for you lonely housewife Toads.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Bowser, Koopalings
All Sexy on the Western Front by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Shreds of Modesty by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
All Austria wanted to do was go shopping, but then Germany just had to go and insist he take Prussia with him. Damn Germany and his strategically placed study room. oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
Chess by Platinum Trickster reviews
Austria and Prussia playing chess? Only chaos could spawn from that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Awesome World Of Disney by Mingamelon reviews
Prussia shows up at Austria's house with a huge box full of DVDs. That means only one thing: movie night! A small collection of Disney-themed PrussiaAustria drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
With These Hands I Will Play by TomoeHimura reviews
Elizaveta is married to the evil Gilbert who keeps her all to himself. Never gives her any freedom or what she wants. But what does she want? PruHun HunAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Hungary
Trip to the Dentist by TwilightShadowMistress reviews
Kamek convinces Bowser to take Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy and Iggy to the dentist. But knowing the Koopalings, this won't be your average trip to the dentist.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Bowser, Koopalings - Complete
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
To Ride On by Konstantya reviews
In which sex turns into something more than sex, but distinctly less than love. Sequel to "White Horses." AustriaxBelarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Belarus, Austria - Complete
Adam Seville's Wacky world by chipmunkfanantic reviews
Adam Seville here you have seen shows like ask simon ,Jeanette answers your Questions ,and Alvins Midnight house party .Just to name a few well im going to do my own show of course its a Q&A show so feel free to send in your Questions
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 60,537 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Theodore S., Eleanor M.
Mini Me by Ellenyx reviews
When Austria is reverted to a child form due to his instable economy and loss of land, he must find who it is who did this to him. With the help of the other nations he will get his land back, but their odd behavior says it won't go without a price. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Austria
Shortcut by The Caramel Koopa reviews
When Bowser Junior gives Luigi a piece of advice, the plumber should really know better than to listen to the little brat... A Oneshot
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Luigi, Koopalings - Complete
You Can't Pick Your Family by The Caramel Koopa reviews
What is it that defines family? When you grow older and turn away from those you were once close to, do blood ties even matter? When they're forced to take on responsibilities and pressures beyond fighting Mario, can the Koopalings remain a family?
Mario - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Koopalings
RODERICH EDELSTEIN: a fieldguide declassified by FanSlewFantasy reviews
REQUEST FIC from ages ago. Gilbert has a bad habit of stalking, in the creepiest possible way. AU school life, hard yaoi, PRUAUS, Very long. DL,DR Sorry in advance for the formatting, fanfic was having a hissy. Please review? love. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Handfuls by Konstantya reviews
Liechtenstein experiences A-cup angst. Austria is forced to give her the most awkward pep talk ever. Slight AustriaxLiechtenstein, if you care to see it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Liechtenstein, Austria - Complete
Munks Tonight! by The Chipette Protector reviews
Welcome to the next Show to hit this SIte! 'Munks Tonight! With Alvin, Brittany and James Seville! We'll have Guest Stars of all ur favorite OC's, Songs by bands that you choose and Questions for The Chipmunks, Chipettes and our Guests!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,794 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The Phantasmagoric Adventures of Ludwig by Maxazillion reviews
After four long years of war with the Mushroom Kingdom, is King Bowser finally out of the picture, and Ludwig finally has his shot at becoming king. But to rise to the top he must beat his siblings, learn some manners, and surpass the mysterious T.T.T.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa
Progression of Failure by The Caramel Koopa reviews
A collection of twenty haiku, telling the story of two plumbers fighting through the first seven of eight worlds to save a princess. Told by the oldest of son of an evil king. Rated for safety
Mario - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Koopalings - Complete
A Hand for Annexation by Malcontent Ash reviews
Germany's orders are to "Become one with Austria- no matter what." Germany's reluctant, but perhaps with a little bit of help from a Monsieur Bonnefoy, the task might even be pleasurable...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Viennese Coffee by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
Sweet as love, hot as hell, black as the devil, and in a cup - Austria thinks this is the best way to enjoy the taste of coffee. But as usual, Prussia has some different ideas... and he's determined to try them before it's too late. Prussia/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Mood Indigo by Konstantya reviews
Anschluss, anti-Semitism, and impending war. Sometimes classical music just doesn't cut it. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Austria, Prussia, Germany - Complete
White Horses by Konstantya reviews
Centuries of unrequited love for a nation like Russia will do funny things to a girl. AustriaxBelarus. (Now has a sequel, called "To Ride On"!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Belarus, Austria - Complete
Hamlet said Much Ado to Romeo and Juliet's Hetalia by dancer4ver reviews
The countries act out some of Shakespeare's greatest works. England is offended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
The Slave by ladyanaconda reviews
Larry enters a come and now must face his painful memories, thoughts and mistakes of his entire life wit the help of a spirit guide. Slight LarryxOC
Mario - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Larry Koopa - Complete
Blurring House Lines by Lily Winterwood reviews
Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 149,872 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
AustriaxPiano by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Hungary walks in on Austria when he's playing the piano. She realizes just how much he loves the thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Koopalings Bios by Clamclones reviews
My option on the Koopalings.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Koopalings, Bowser Jr. - Complete
The Fall of a Crown Prince by Vampire Death Kiss reviews
After his little brother Bowser Jr. replaces him as crown prince, Ludwig realizes there is only one option to regain his former role... Warning: Character death at the end of the story!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,510 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bowser Jr., Koopalings, Ludwig Von Koopa - Complete
Do, Re, Mi by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Just because his father is in love with Peach does not mean Ludwig has to approve. But maybe he'll suffer his own change of heart soon enough. Inspired by ebtwisty9's "Change of Heart".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Peach - Complete
Simon & Theodore in: Twisted Tuesday by Kyrio reviews
Alvin is out, Simon is busy and Theodore is bored out of his mind. But when Simon's mind reading experiment goes wrong, the two brothers will discover a deeper understanding of one another they never expected. More info in profile.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Larry Koopa: Zombie Heartbreaker by Walkazo reviews
The second youngest Koopaling is left out as his siblings become famous, but it's just a matter of time before he discovers his own claim to fame.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Larry Koopa, Koopalings - Complete
You think this is easy? by Gothicruby reviews
The life of Ludwig van Koopa told by him through his life from birth...curiosity is never simple when leading to intelligence.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Koopalings
Morton Loses His Voice by Walkazo reviews
The chatterbox Koopaling gets sick and has to deal with being a mute for two whole weeks.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Morton Koopa Jr., Koopalings - Complete
King Koopa Katastrophe Spoof by Nintendo Maximus reviews
Bowser makes some wacky attempts at taking over the Mushroom Kingdom in this parody of the SMB3 cartoon DVD. Hilarity ensues as the Mario Bros. fight off disastrous plot holes and even worse animation goofs.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
Smite of the Koopalings by Yami Bakura's Wife reviews
Bowser finally finds someone he loves and they want to get married. The only problem is..she hates his children, and will do anything to get rid of them. Rated for later language...be nice with reviews people!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,388 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 10/29/2003
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Devil in Plain Sight reviews
Ludwig knew that there was something not right about the newest member of the Koopa family. In short, it's been a nightmare, for him more than anyone. Ludwig is determined to get to the bottom of this, to prove that there is more to his little 'brother' than meets the eye. Has Ludwig merely gone mad with jealousy? Is everything he knows a lie? Or is the family in grave danger...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/23 - Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopalings, Ludwig Von Koopa
Larry Koopa's A Koopsmas Karol reviews
Larry is stingy and apathetic about the holidays this year. When his genius brothers team up to build a machine that makes him dream of spirits like from Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol", will he change his attitude?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Koopalings, Iggy Koopa, Larry Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa
Born to be King reviews
Young genius Ludwig von Koopa has a brilliant childhood with his loving mother and crazy great-uncle in real world Vienna. However, when he is introduced to his father in Dark Land, he must come to terms with his heritage and learn many lessons that cannot be taught at university. Story cover courtesy of EdieMammon/Treacle Parcheesi
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,719 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Koopalings, Ludwig Von Koopa, Bowser, Kamek
MORE Happy Time For The Koopalings reviews
The long-awaited happier, fappier follow-up to my faptastic hit from three years ago. Each Koopaling gets a one-shot about a hilarious, disgusting and downright outrageous moment of self-pleasure, told in their point of view. Story cover courtesy of Treacle Parcheesi (EdieMammon on DeviantART)
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,496 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Lemmy Koopa, Morton Koopa Jr., Roy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa - Complete
Classical Idol reviews
Ludwig von Koopa enters a business partnership with his brother Larry to help him break into the popular music industry. Having his money-grubby brother for a manager, however, turns out to be more than the brilliant classical artist had bargained for.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Koopalings, Larry Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa
Return of the Googly Specs reviews
As Ludwig and Iggy compete for the top prize at Frankenstein University, tensions arise, jealousies result in devastating consequences, and a terrifying mystery unfolds. Sort of a sequel to "The TellTale Googly Specs", Ludwig's POV.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Iggy Koopa
Happy Time for Hetalia! reviews
Each chapter is crack about the masturbatory adventures of ONE of the characters. Characters done by request, first come, first serve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011
Prussia's AWESOME Midnite House Party at Austria's reviews
HEY EVERYONE! It's the awesome me, and I'm throwing an AWESOME Prussian sparkle party at Specs's place tonight, so send me all of your dares, the raunchier the better! Kesesese!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Prussia
Alpine Bloom reviews
Liechtenstein visited Austria with the intention of making peace between her brother and Roderich. But now, she cannot wait to get into the Austrian's fancy pants. LiechtensteinXAustria; Liech is first for a reason. Liech's POV. Smutty later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Liechtenstein, Austria
He Forgot What Today Is
After Roderich forgets her on Valentine's Day, Elizaveta seeks her vengeance - and since it involves Prussia, it's GOING to be filthy. My first yaoi fic, NON-CON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Hungary, Austria
Hetalia: Math and Science Edition reviews
Wouldn't it be cool if the Hetalia characters could help us with our math and science homework as well? Just submit your requests and the material for your problem subject will be stuck in your mind with a funny story you'll never forget!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
A Romantic Night with Austria reviews
A fluffy yet richly detailed AusHun fic about how Austria won Hungary's heart on that perfect first date. Hungary's POV. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Austria Annexes Dark Land reviews
When Ludwig von Koopa visits his mother in Austria, she decides that, after spending so much time with Bowser, that he needs to be straightened out - and who better to do that than Roderich Edelstein!
Crossover - Mario & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Austria
Ask Simon reviews
Simon is here to answer your questions. Post questions in the review section about Simon, science, math, stuff he does in the cartoon, his brothers, his relationship with Jeanette...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,810 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Simon S.
My Koopalings reviews
Bios for the Koopalings plus Bowser Jr., at least for the way they are characterized in my stories.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Koopalings - Complete
Happy Time for the Koopalings reviews
My first M-rated Koopaling fanfic. Each chapter is a one-shot featuring a dirty private moment for one of the Koopalings. Cover art courtesy of Treacle Parcheesi.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Koopalings - Complete
Institutionalized Koopalings reviews
Mr. Jugem calls CPS, Bowser loses custody of the Koopalings, and they are sent to Happy Homes Children's Center. Serious stuff, but plenty of laughs!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Koopalings - Complete
Alvin and Brittany's Midnight Party House reviews
Alvin's mature spinoff of Simon's Q & A show. Submit your dirty questions, dares and song requests in the review section.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,081 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The TellTale Googly Specs reviews
NOT a parody of "The Tell-Tale Heart", although similar themes are addressed. Ludwig's POV.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, E. Gadd - Complete
The Koopa Kids reviews
Just before going on vacation with BJ to Isle Delfino, Bowser takes in a trio of Koopa Kids as foster children, and expects Roy, Larry, and Morton to take responsibility for them.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Koopalings - Complete
A Chipette Reunion reviews
The Chipettes visit Australia for their first international concert and get more than they bargained for when they discover their origins.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011
The Horrors of Haircut Day reviews
Bowser decides that he's had enough of Kooky's tangled mop top. Please read, very funny! My sister's been begging me to publish this...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Koopalings
Princess Lavender's Diary: The Early Years reviews
Princess Daisy's precocious little cousin describes her first day of kindergarten and her enormous crush on an even more precocious Koopaling.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa
The JimmyMunks Power Hour reviews
Simon and Jimmy's simultaneous development of transdimensional teleporters results in a clash of their worlds. Simon shows his egotistical, competitive side. Also, crossover love!
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Simon S., Jimmy N.
Kooky Von Koopa's Mad Science Show reviews
Hey there! It's Kooky Von Koopa, and I can answer all of your mad science questions because I'm a mad GENIUS! WOO-HOO-HOO-WOO-OO-OOH! Isn't science fun? Especially when it's MAD SCIENCE! Oh, and Igor-I mean, Iggy Koopa's here to help.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Iggy Koopa
Larry's Special Evening reviews
Larry has a very special evening planned for a special someone. Two one-shots, each depicting the story from a different point of view. My sister came up with this.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Larry Koopa, Iggy Koopa - Complete
FusionX reviews
What happens when eleven-year-old Simon decides that he is mature enough for M-rated video games? A one-shot adapted from a story I came up with a few years ago.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Simon S. - Complete
If Mario Comes in Our Room and The Mario Mash reviews
Two song parodies in one! Iggy and Lemmy are scared of being attacked by Mario, so their sibs sing their take on "If a Monster Comes in our Room" from AaTC Meet Frankenstein. At the end, Ludwig's Mario-mashing rendition of "The Monster Mash".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Koopalings, Mario - Complete
Simonette This is My Idea reviews
If you haven't watched "The Swan Princess", I suggest going to Youtube and watching Part 1 before reading this. A cute one-shot parody of the song "This is My Idea" with Simon and Jeanette playing the parts of Prince Derek and Princess Odette.
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Swan Princess - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Fart reviews
Iggy and Lemmy have a new friend loafing around the castle who strongly resembles King Wart of SubCon. What trouble will they get themselves into?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Iggy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa - Complete
Chessboxing reviews
Alvin can't play chess, and Simon can't box, so they must combine their talents to succeed at the sport of chessboxing. Problem is, tag-teaming is not allowed.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Simon S., Alvin S. - Complete
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