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Author has written 1 story for Portal.

Uh... well, hi! I'm OHP's Control Brain Lillias. I'm also a couple other people, but I'm not saying.

I mostly come on this site to look for bad fanfics (not hard to find) to read for my own amusement. Sometimes I try to find good fanfics, but as a rule they're much more elusive. And... sneaky.

Things you should know about me... well, not necessarily, but I'm going to tell you anyway:

1. I'm a compulsive writer. I plan to finish a novel one day.

2. I am going to write more fanfiction. Maybe.

3. I'm seventeen.

4. I'm very, very snarky when I want to be.

5. I'm obsessed with Invader Zim. Best. Show. Ever.

6. I'm also obsessed with Portal. And Portal 2, of course. GLaDOS is the best and I love her in a really gay way.

7. I draw occasionally. You can find me on dA under the very stupid username InvaderSleenk. Oh, and please ignore the crappy shading on the avatar. It was my first time coloring something digitally. All things considered, could've been worse...

7.5. I also have another dA account, username Skepkitty, where you can find some short stories I've done.

8. I love to act.

9. Music is... well, not my life, but a pretty big part of it. My tastes in music are pretty varied, but for the most part I listen to alt-rock, punk rock, grunge... and a little hip-hop or rap... and some pop... and... well, a lot of things.

10. I knit and crochet. I have an Etsy which I'm too lazy to link to here.

11. If I review your story, and my review was... less than positive, please don't take it personally. I don't hate you. I might hate your writing a little, but... okay, that last was a joke. When I review, it's either because I loved something or because I want to help the author improve at writing. There's no shame in getting constructive criticism. :)

12. While you were reading this list, I've been releasing deadly neurotoxin into your immediate vicinity. Thought you'd like to know. It'll give you something to think about while your neurons die a slow, painful death.

If you would like to read questionably okay fanfiction I wrote in the middle of the night, well, then check out my one and only story.

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Holding the Reins by playingReaper reviews
Another one of GLaDOS' experiments reveals one of the AI's little kinks and Chell can't say that she disapproves. ChellDOS lemon one-shot.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Legacy of Zim by FlameDragonofDoom reviews
TLoZ resolves plot threads of Zim. Sticks to canon. No romance. OCs, but the plot is physically impossible to carry out without them. Divided into past, present and future sections relative to the show's time period. T to be safe.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Zim
Freedom reviews
After the events of Portal 2, Chell tries to figure out what to do next. Mild Chell/GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
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