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Joined 03-06-11, id: 2779381, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 31 stories for South Park, Breaking Bad, Cosby Show, Ready Player One, and Hey Arnold.

My name is Jet. It’s All Gooey and Sticky. Just call me Jet. I live here, and I’m from there. If you really wanna know, ask me. I’m this many years old, and my birthday is a year, month, and day. I don’t go to school,. Thank you. I have this many siblings, a best friend, a mom and dad. I like this kind of music, and my interests are these. Just ask if you really wanna. Kay? Mmmmkay.

I have a job, so I might not post too soon. I still don’t have any more plots for sp fics, so sorry for that fandom. And now, here are all my thanks.

I would like to thank TripNessa for letting me use one of her stories as a base for one of mine. It became the Stenny that’s most recent up there.

I would also like to thank SugaPieIsSoFly for her fanart on the picture I have now. It’s supposed to be for the bunny me and my partner are working on. It’s so long though it’s sickening. Apparently this link to her profile is broken because…, well, it’s broken. So, I’m sorry.

If any of you took the time to read my bio, I wanna know what you think about the copy and paste things that people put up all over the place. It’s just pointless to me, and I wonder how in the hell it all got started. I’ve also been getting a lot of lurkers for my recently new fics. Especially the Damien/Kenny fics. So if it’s you, and you don’t review, thank you so much for reading. I also want to thank any guest who decides to review, and not sign it with their user name. I got some really good advice from a guest review, and since I can’t reply, I’ll thank you on here. Have fun, and enjoy the fics.

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Please Move Slowly reviews
Karen isn't feeling very well, and has a bar full of very sexist pigs, including Cartman, Stan and Kenny. A lot of warnings for strong language, and squic. Please read with humor. Do not be offended.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Karen McCormick
The Boys in the Bar reviews
Helga finds herself working at Big Gino's bar. She is in the middle of an argument, when the supreme court rules in favor of same sex marriages. Rated M for use of alcohol and discussion of hot topics.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Big Gino, Helga - Complete
I Grew Out of That!
Cartman is now facing a possible life sentence in jail, or the death penalty. Read on as a jury and judge decide what punishment he should face after being accused of attempting to kill one of his friends. Will the evidence be enough to convict him? Or will it be a hung jury? My first and last Kyman ever. Thank you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,238 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Spy Who Came To Ludus
This is my version of the story, and what I-r0k had to do with any of it. It's a terrible story, but I had fun writing it, and reading the real book. Thanks. Characters and story property of Ernest Cline. My hero.
Ready Player One - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,153 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Complete
Hell: The Musical
Angsty Kenny finds himself dying often, and hating it. He finds comfort in Damien. Short drabbles, where Kenny and Damien both sing their own versions to songs we all know and love. Along the way, the boys all start to love music too, and find themselves singing their own songs. Contains slash, and cracked pairing. Also contains fluff.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,254 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
These Are Our Lives reviews
A collection of one shots featuring our favorite people. May contain sexual content, or strong language. Karen goes through an earth quake, Kyle loses his mom, Red learns to drive, and Stan meets a celeberty. Ooo, look who's stalking Wendy! Kenny uses his deaths for good this time. Kyle almost gets killed. And much much more.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
Defrosting the Fridge
Rudy and her family are getting ready for the defrosting of the family fridge. Cliff and Claire are away at Europe, Rudy's only son finds out where his name came from, her youngest daughter is about to self distruct over a pimple, and her house is as crowded as ever.
Cosby Show - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Complete
Suddenly, Everything's Okay reviews
Kenny and Kyle gamble away their apartment. As Kyle tries to get used to it, Stan tells Kenny things Kenny may just not have wanted to hear. Kenny and Kyle's friendship rips in the process, and Kenny has to find out if Kyle's friendship means that much to him, or if he should just make that left turn. K2. I do not own Sp.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pretty Girls Don't Do Heroin reviews
Kenny is killed in a terrible fire. Karen and the rest of his family learn about his curse and why this is his final death. Cartman shows us a side of him we've never seen. Will Karen make it through? And who is this stranger that..., smells like Kenny? Contains drug use, and other disturbing subjects.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Ike B., Karen McCormick - Complete
Don't Tell Me If I'm Dying!
Kenny is in the darkest place he's ever been. He has had enough of his curse. Butters just wants to help, and make Kenny feel better. Based on Angels On the Moon, by Thriving Ivory.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Questions for Kenny McCormick reviews
Fifty drabbles, Butters asks Kenny interesting questions. Inspired by His Little LabRat/infallible. If you like them, review. Don't just favorite. If you have a question, leave it in a review. Then Butters can ask Kenny and we'll see what Kenny says. It's a good read, so READ!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Things To Do At Wal-Mart reviews
Kenny, and the person of your choosing, are bored and end up in a walmart. Let's see what kind of trouble they get into. No slash. Please review. Tell me who you chose Kenny to be with. Tell me if you love it or lump it.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Kenny M. - Complete
Life Was A Challenge Course reviews
Ike and Kenny? What? Karen asks Kenny to go on a senior trip with her class. Ike has issues to deal with, and he never expected Kenny to come to his rescue. READ AND REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Ike B., Kenny M. - Complete
Hidden Feelings reviews
Who hasn't seen this plot before? Kenny gets amnesia, and people are taking advantage of him. Who gave him amnesia? Is it going to ruin his life? Why is Damien suddenly hanging out with Kenny? Does he want to take advantage of the poor blond as well? Read and review.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Catching Teardrops In My Hand reviews
Sequel to Coffee Bugs Me. What happened the day Stan saved Kenny from a horrible joke played by Cartman? Read and find out. If you like Creek, read Coffee Bugs Me for that version. Rated M for violence, strong language, and graphic imaging.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
The Softer Side of You
When Holly's crush crushes her heart, things turn out for the worse. But what role is Jesse playing in this? Find out, yo. Leave suggestions and r/r.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
How About the Flat, Instead
Cartman wants to be closer to Kenny's family. But will he go too far to attempt to get there?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,224 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Red, Eric Cartman - Complete
It's All Fun and Games Until reviews
Remix Fic! It's after finals and Stan and Kenny have to get back at..., Kyle? But while doing so, they get caried away. Inspired by TrippNessa.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Mourning reviews
When you cook, if someone tampers with the recipe, things can go horribly wrong. Right? Well, this one's worse. Not only can they go wrong if someone tampers with it. They can go wrong if you don't stir just right. Sorry Kevin. We all still love you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
Coffee Bugs Me reviews
All Tweek wants to do is be normal. He wants his friends back. Can Cartman and Craig help him? Written with AnimeAmie. Part one of a two shot. Second part is Stan/Kenny Catching Teardrops In My Hand.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Tales of a South Park Nothing reviews
A collection of stories that will have you wishing they: either had more to them, or just weren't written at all. Inspired by: Don't read This! and Other Tales of the Super Natural. Also Inspired by: the Oxford Book of Nasty Endings. r/r
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jimbo K. - Complete
The Smallest Gesture Makes the Biggest Difference reviews
Butters has never been one to complain. Even through the worst. But his life is threatened when what he thinks is a cold turns into something more. Stan's afraid of Death, Kenny wants Death, and Butters might die? Inspired by Don'tDieMyLove
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,477 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Siliac's Hell reviews
Cartman is acting strange. But one look at a new Ipod Ap, and Kenny knows it all.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kyle's Big Mistake reviews
Kyle Broflovski has always been the weaker one. His friends and family will go to no ends to protect him. Thinking he will be fine on his own, he does the unthinkable. Sequel to People Don't Really Give a Damn
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Prank Gone Awry reviews
It's halloween and Kenny has ideas.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
In This Moment reviews
Though rarely ever discussed, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman have a lot in common. Let's see what a karaoke night, and a couple drinks do.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Christmas Gone Wrong reviews
The people of South Park are acting stupid once again. But will Christmas be saved By…? The gorge? It's not that bad to mix up the tags on a present. Right? It won't hurt anyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kenny M., M. McDaniels - Complete
They Took Our Lives! reviews
Contains language. The students of South Park discover something has gone wrong with there lives. Their discovery threatens to ruinn perfect relationships. Blame the Mole.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Christophe, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Loving Butter Scotch reviews
Butters doesn't want to fall in love, and Kenny doubts his bad habits. Is he really ready to quit being a... Rated M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
People Don't Really Give a Damn reviews
Has anyone really ever paid attention to Kenny? Really noticed him? What happens when he actually breaks down for the first time?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
As the Snow Fell reviews
Kenny McCormick has always been the poorest and loneliest kid. But on a snowy night, that all changes. Inspired by MoonPhaerie
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete