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Author has written 10 stories for South Park, Twilight, and Clique.

I love Glee, South Park The Clique Series, The Inbetweeners, One Direction and Little Mix!

I have a serious unhealthy addiction to watching South Park

Team kyle broflovski 4 life

Kenny is my homeboy

I also love 5 amazing boys named Harry, Liam, Louis, Niall, and Zayn

"Once a Directioner always a Directioner"

There are these four crazy girls called Perrie, Jade, Jesy, and Leigh Anne you might know them by Little Mix...

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (Independent)

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Independent)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of


I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate

every Man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and

Cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet:

Past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling


I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at

One mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!

I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.


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The PC in Florida! by kneexsocks reviews
What if the Pretty Committee never got accepted back into OCD after Dial L? Well, instead of going to a boarding school or new, posh private school, the girls are shipped off to Florida to stay with Claire's aunt and go to Claire's old PUBLIC SCHOOL! What happens when there is another group of girls there reining the throne and will not let the PC overthrow them? R&R
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Massie B., Claire L.
One Life by canadian.summers reviews
Massie's whole life has been perect. Perfect parents. Perfect life. But sophmore year opens a word of problems. Aubsive relationships. Cheaters. But one night. One thing. Can change it all
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Massie B., Derrington - Complete
One Direction Twilight : by VatsZappenin reviews
The best version of twilight. The 1D version. This is my first fanfic so be nice. I will try to write at least 1 chapter per day.
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Charlie S., Tyler
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,675 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Internationals reviews
After Massie moves to England she discovers that there already is an alpha ruling KISS! Not only that but she is determined to make Massie's life a living hell. Will Massie ever learn to like her new surrounding? Meanwhile across the Atlantic the PC is having problems of their own...Full summary inside...ON HIATUS
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013
Second Generation Summer Collection: Natalie reviews
Sour Dyl-Pickes! After her grandmother, Merri Lee Marvil invites Natalie and her cousins to spend the summer at her lavish Beverly Hills Mansion Natalie discovers the truth behind her grandmother and mother, Dylan's past relationship. Suddenly her family had never seemed blurrier and she demands answers. (sorry I suck at summaries XD)
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014
Second Generation Summer Collection: Christina reviews
There's only room for One: After breaking up with her boyfriend Christina Fisher is looking forward to an AHmazing summer at her camp that is until she arrives & sees her group is being run by a wannabe alpha of a counselor who has it out bad for her. Can Christina battle this out alpha to alpha? Or will she be subjected to living lesser than zero for the next month?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Blades of Fury (Second Generation Series: 2) reviews
The PC: 2 is back! Sequel to Second Generation (Full summary inside)
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,166 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Waxing Crescent reviews
Sequel to Dusk: Twilight from Edward's little sister Hazel's POV. What happened to Edward when he and his family left? How did he cope with leaving Bella? This is that story told through his sister's eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012
The Secret Life of Hazel Cullen reviews
What if Edward had a little sister transformed with him in 1918? What happens when the Volturi decide that they want her to join them and will do anything including killing her siblings? Set after Eclipse before Breaking Dawn Circa 2007. (I know the summary sucks) please review! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,081 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Second Generation reviews
Massie, Alicia, Dylan, Kristen, & Claire's daughters are now head of the Pretty Committee and the alphas of their new school...but what happens when everything isn't as picture perfect as it seems.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,679 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Dusk reviews
First there was Twilight from Bella's POV, then there was Midnight Sun from Edward's POV, and now from Edward's little sister, Hazel's POV Dusk. Sorry but I suck at summaries. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
The Human Life of Hazel Cullen reviews
Hazel Cullen is Edward's little sister by five years. They have been through a lot together in their human years before they became vampires. Prequel to The Secret Life of Hazel Cullen :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
South Park goes to Disney World reviews
the boys go to Disney World and get much more than they expected
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete