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I think of myself as an active person. I LOVE sports. Hanging out with my friends is always fun too. I'm also very organized. I think of school as a fun thing, rather than a requirement, it makes it more fun to learn. I also play the clarinet. I'm a fast learner and pick up on things easily.
I don't think of myself as a great writer. But thank you to all that gave me a a chance! You do not know how much that means to me!
16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shalt not sneak out whilst thy parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thy parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shalt not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shalt not strip in class.
(Hookers pay more)
9) Thou shalt not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shalt not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (I stayed up 'til six in the morning... finished a whole series...)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why'd the boy eat the apple? ... 'Cause he was hungry! ... Yeah. Sad. I know. But in the middle of class, I cracked up laughing at that 'cause a guy whispered it into my ear. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. No joke.)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (Cat in the Hat. Family joke.)
If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
You spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. (Singing while my brother and his friend were listening... uuughh...)
If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile
If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile
If you don't care about who makes the music, no matter how crazy they are (Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson), and you like it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen . . . could be some other fictional character!), copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a vegetarian, like the Cullens!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Although I prefer Jacob. Mmm... abs...)
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (You are SO going down to the grave.)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (Middle of Maths. Very embarrassing.)
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Sixty kilos of chocolate can get you as high as one joint. Who needs drugs when you can stuff yourself with chocolate?!)If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (Only I ain't American.)
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (My shoes... haven't worn them in forever. I prefer barefeet.)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG, YOU BASTARD, WHY THE F* DID YOU LEAVE? RRRRR!)
If you ever tried to pull a door that said push, put this on your profile.
You know you lived in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a kik or facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
My Favorite Quotes.
"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it."
"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
"People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.”
"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” –Inception
“That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.”
“If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.”
“But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.”
“What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped.”
“We met and we talked and it was epic, but then the sun came up and reality set in.”
“Wait till you see what I can do with the fog.”
“It's all so Rah-Rah go team!”
"I was feeling epic... Whatever."
"Shut that key up!"
"Ah fans of crime."
"I'll be president... of your heart." -Jersey
"This a quest... and i'm on it!"
"Better to find out and not like the answer than to not know and wonder." -Jessica
"Our ice cream was overcooked." -Melanie
"Hermitage, where the party never stops because it never even started."
"Perfect is just a ridiculous myth."
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death.”
"Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand."
"The thing is, our generation, we fight every day to get through life."
"Why not stand up, pump your fists in the air, and scream like a maniac."
"When we think we know people inside out and we think we know what's best for them we should try to remember we don't even know what's best for ourselves.”
"Let's throw away the hate and rock tonight."
"This is what I've learned, in my life: Head banging is crucial. Growing up is hard to do. There's nothing wrong with wearing a dress."
"It takes a lot of faith to give love... and even more faith to let yourself be loved."
"Zac: "We do most of our dude stuff when she's sleeping."
Hayley: "Ahaha! What? ..What is that? What is dude stuff?"
Jeremy: "Playing with, like, hammers and stuff..."
"Well one time.. I was bowling.. and I fell."
"Sometimes that's just life though, don't you think? Sometimes the crappiest things happen at the most unexpected times and you just have to take it for what it's worth and realize that its not the end, that there is always the tiniest hole you can crawl through to get yourself out."
"Do it for yourself. Don't do it because it seems cool or anything. And don't do it to get confirmation. A lot of people don't give you a chance. But you're doing it because you love it and it's what you love to do, then it's not hard."
"We're no different than the youth of the '90s...some of us just wear tighter pants."
"Interviewer: "So what do you get when you let your heart win?"
Hayley: "Peanut M&Ms and root beer."
"I got cabin fever, and I can’t stop playing with my shoes."
"Apparently, once you go Blackberry, you never go Backberry... Someone shoot me for that dad joke."
"To anyone that ever told you that you're no good...They're no better."
"I don't care if the world or anyone in it tries to drag me down. Because I know that in the end, they will be the ones left tired from the struggle to hold me back."
"Honesty is what brings people to change, and that's what I'm trying to learn in my life."
"Life rules, and there's no room for hate. So if you don't like me, go punch yourself in the face."
"I’m Hayley and i play drums, Wait! No! I sing! I don't play the drums!"
"I do respect you even though you're yelling ‘fuck you’ at me."
Favorite Maximum Ride Quotes
Max- "It's like I have a GPS inside of me, one of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tell me go left in ten miles, then take I-80 for 5 miles. It can be pretty bossy, frankly."
Asian White coats- "Really?!"
Max- "No you idiots! It just has an unfailing tendency to point me in the opposite direction of a bunch of boneheads!
Iggy- "Mind if i change the chanel, Fnick? Theres a game on."
Fang- Make your self at home, Figgy.
Ari- "I really hate this guy."
Max- "Theres a club. The haters of Ter Bortch club. Dont you have your badge yet?"
Max- "The meeting of the haters of Ter Bortch club will now come to order"
Angel- "I can read minds, you idiot!"
Total- "Ya, Idiot!"
Ter Bortch to Iggy- " I assume that you are always holding onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closly?"
Iggy- "Only when im trying ot steal their dessert."
Max-"He's a snappy dresser."
Ter Bortch-"Is there any reason we should keep you?"
Fang-"Besides my fashion sence? I play a mean harmonica."
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensomble
“You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We’re... freaking... ballet... dancers.” –Fang
They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren’t all Kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, Remember to flap!” –Angel
"You know I tried snorting coke once, but ice cubs kept getting in my nose!" -Iggy (New Girl: Karecitay)
"Where are you taking me, my oh-so-fine kidnapper?" -Max (Another: Fly On Aya)