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Joined 03-07-11, id: 2780782, Profile Updated: 08-14-12
Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

My favorite thinking sound=Hmmm...

Books=Romance books sweetheart...just like most girls:)

Something you should know=I love sarcastic character and humour in my stories

Something elses you should know=sometimes I forget to put the letter e. So instead of the you get th. Sorry, I'm working on it

My life in a nut shell=Reading, soccer, basketball, writing, school, running, friends:)

People think I'm quiet, I tell them I have nothing to talk to them about. My friends truly know how I am:)

Hmmm...(haha thinking sound) don't have much else to say really. I'm going to write something, your going to read it. And if your reading this then hopefully you liked what I wrote. And if your here because you hate what I write... well then why are you even reading this!!!


This made me laugh, so I thought I should share it!! If you already read it...Read it again because it's just that amazing:) P.S-my favotire one is #6:)

Things to do in the Elevator.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


I would like all of you to know about my latest obsessions in the TV world:

SUPERNATURAL: Because Dean fucking Winchester is three steps beyond hot.

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES: Ummm because I just love it so much

BONES: I don't know, it's a really good show people! The chem between Brennan and Booth is...well I don't have words.


My favorite books at the moment (because if i wrote down all my favorite books that would take to long)

Anything written by Cassandra Clare--ergo the Mortal Instrument Series or the Infernal Devices

Divergent and Insurgent--you go Veronica Roth

Grave Mercy: Robin LaFevers

Hush Hush series: I LOVE PATCH

Fallen Series: Lauren Kate thank you for creating a beautiful creature like Daniel, and a not so beautiful one like Cameron

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Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/14 - Bella, Edward
Tomorrow by MBella reviews
Edward is country music's hottest star...Bella is just a small town girl...somehow their world's collide, and nothing is ever the same again. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 173,429 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
NOVA by cupcakeriot reviews
The early 27th century - a young omnilinguist gypsy girl who creates visions with her li'lute, an alien bio-weapon struggling with his control, the Federation starship Nova, and how their lives intertwine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,810 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Bella, Edward
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,787 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sword, the Singer, and the Vessel by Miss Snazzy reviews
After saving Bella from a vampire, two hunters will take up a new job—protecting her from the crazy redhead bent on getting revenge. New Moon AU. Season 3 AU. Eventual Dean/Bella romance. Sam/Bella friendship. Episodic format.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,150 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Dean W., Bella]
Slapshot by prettykittyartist reviews
He comes in for the stale coffee and the girl behind the counter. She lives for the moments he walks though her doors. Can she snag herself a star? Can he handle being caught? HOCKEYWARD EXB Fictionista workshop witfits April 2013...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,444 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
Original Sin by mystique-jewled reviews
Edward Cullen is a notorious pirate and a wanted murderer. Isabella Swan is the daughter of a rich Baron and wants desperately out of her rigid lifestyle. She runs away and circumstances force her to disguise herself as a boy on Edward's pirate ship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 189,195 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Lies For My Protection by Tametiger reviews
Charlie goes missing while out hunting, he leaves a message for Bella to ring someone called John if he doesn't return. How will Bella feel when she finds out that she isn't the only member of the Swan family to be keeping secrets?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,925 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Dean W., Bella
Episode by BoydBlog reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 295,313 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Bella by mystique-jewled reviews
Edward Cullen: retired street-fighter, notorious womanizer, and next-in-line to take over the most powerful mob in all of the U.S. Will a chance encounter with a beautiful brunette waitress and a passion like he's never known change him for the better? Or merely create waves in his line of profession? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 572 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
She's Everything by maxipoo1024 reviews
Bella has spent her whole life thinking something was wrong with her, that there was a glitch in her brain. A chance encounter with the Winchesters confirms her suspicions. With a hole in her heart and an apocalypse on the horizon, can a certain Winchester brother save the world, the girl, and heal his own heart in the process? Takes place beginning of New Moon
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,815 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 6822 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Simply Meant To Be by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
She stole his red crayon in kindergarten, fifteen years later she stole his love. He sank his teeth into her arm, later into her heart. A story of friendship, love and family. DRABBLE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Covenant of Ash by mamasutra reviews
A woman with nothing more to lose and a man who has lost everything come together under the disguise of an agreement as old as time and as sinful as flames that threaten to engulf them both. Will they find their salvation in each other or will this be another dream reduced to ashes from the fires that consume them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 147 - Words: 110,064 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music, Magic, and Instability by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a spirited young singer who gets her big break when rock star, Edward Cullen, invites her to go tour with him as his opening act. What follows is a whilwind romance that will change their lives. BxE AH/AU Rated M for future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 270,727 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Move Like You Want by thimbles reviews
Every single gig has been hours and hours of torturous foreplay, played out on a stage for everyone around us to see. I watch you. I want you. And tonight, if you're willing, I'm going to have you. M for musicians, some swearing and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heart of The Mafia by brigidcullen reviews
Hardened mob boss Edward meets innocent and shy law student Bella and is immediately drawn to her. Can he show her love in his world of crime and murder? Will their love survive or will Edward's enemies see Bella as his weakness? OOC/AH BPOV/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 276,584 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Destiny by kitkat681 reviews
300 years watching everyone's joy. 300 years of emptiness. One little baby and everything changes. Then she's taken from him. Will he get her back? Vamp...rated M for...you know. January 2012 Drabble War
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worthy of Trust and Confidence by jadedandboring reviews
When a rogue fraternity guy threatens First Daughter Bella Swan, Secret Service agent Cullen steps in to protect her. What happens after is more than either of them expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Possessions by This Guilty Blood reviews
Jace Morgenstern is in love. Clarissa Fray's 'boyfriend', has his own boyfriend. Its time for Jace to step up & move on from the past, but can Clary see him as more? AH, AU. Winner of the Inspired fanfic awards "I Can't believe its not Twilight" Category
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,637 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Marked by Avvithespaz reviews
Meredith goes on a business trip for a week, and refuses to let Chloe stay home by herself after she was "mugged." So Chloe ends up staying the week with the Mai, fun fun!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,402 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Offside by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella's just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 170,098 - Reviews: 33025 - Favs: 6,298 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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Strangers reviews
Bella is distraught and depressed after Edward leaves her in the woods. Charlie gets a new job in Mystic Falls and jumps at the chance to get Bella out of Forks. Of course in Mystic Falls nothing you see is normal and now Bella's in even more danger than she was in forks. Short chaps that pack a punch..
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,545 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Fire In Her Eyes reviews
Clary Morgenstern is the best shaowhunter around, the only problom is that the Clave doesn't know she exsists. But when she meets three certain shadowhunters her life is pulled into even more secrets, lies, love, and near death situations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,854 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.