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Joined 03-07-11, id: 2781285, Profile Updated: 10-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Last Survivors, Susan Beth Pfeffer, Zombieland, and Glee.

Greetings! I'm sorta new to this place butt I'll find my way. Just a short intro... No names or age, just saying. But I live in the US (try to stalk me now!) haha I'll probably write lots of fanfics on the stuff below when I have the time. I am currently writing one on Zombieland (one of my favorites) and I plan on a Harry Potter later or POTO. >:)

Well enjoy! And please Please PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Review to my stories cuz i'm new and I need advice so I can improve! :)

Favorite Movies (not in order)

ZOMBIELAND (oh yeahhh!)

The Hangover (;P)

Harry Potter (any)

The Village

One Missed Call

Pineapple Express


What About Bob


Titanic *blushes*

Paranormal Activity 2

Lord of the Rings

Favorite Color: Navy Blue or Black

Favorite Music:



Bruce Springsteen



Kings of Leon

Linkin Park

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Avril Lavigne


Led Zeppelin

Anything Broadway

Idina Menzel



Barbara Streisand

Jonathan Groff

Lea Michelle

Andrew Lloyd Webber

The Beatles

Lynyrd Skynyrd


Glee Cast

Favorite Books/Poems:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (series)

Maximum Ride (series)

The Last Survivors

Harry Potter (series)

The Hunger Games (series)

The Raven

Fire and Ice

The Phantom of the Opera

Things that Are Annoying:

Two faced people. Just choose a face and stick with it! Haha stop talking about people and get over yourself.

Social Studies. It's not that i'm not interested about George Washington's fifth cousin, it's just... yeah. I'm not interested.

Living Drama distributers (preps). Yes, I know that you wanted that skirt really really badly, but it's not worth crying over that skirt when you already have it in 3 colors...


Cats. Big fat furry ones that hiss at you.

Quitters. People who sit out of gym class because they "forgot" their clothes.

Try Hards. Dude, it's track practice. No ones racing you.


Haters. Just stop hating. Just cause i'm different doesn't mean you have to make a huge deal about it.

13 year old relationships. The type when the are "so in love" when they don't even know what it is yet.

Stereotypes. There HAS to be some category to fit in to.

Spammers: When you're listening to a Rush song on Youtube, we don't want to hear about pocodot or some other virus website.

People who hate...

1. Classic Rock

2. Any Rock

3. Broadway

4. Being Active

5. Things that are too awesome to put on this list!

Awesome Authors:


Tara Phoenix

Songbird of the Night

Vampiress Idrial

Slytherin Queen (something after that)






You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better then cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against a boys team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats.
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.



You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
You have worn dangly earrings.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the Star Wars movies.
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray.
You wear flip flops.
You used to play with dolls as a kid.
You have put makeup on others.
You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.


0_o Um...

Favorite Quotes:

Life sucks and then you die -Jacob

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney -Dory

There is a box of twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the LAST box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe! -Tallahassee

It's time to nut up or shut up -Tallahassee

My mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! -Forrest Gump

To infinity and beyond! -Buzz Lightyear

THIS IS SPARTA! -King Leonidas

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! -King Leonidas

At least I didn't fall and break my talent -Rachel Berry

We are the champions! -Freddie Mercury

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one -John Lennon

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming -Dory

Triskaidekaphobia! -Mr. Magorium: Avid shoe wearer

It's not illegal! It's frowned upon! -Alan

And nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down! -Elphaba

You will curse the day you did not do what the phantom asked of you -The Phantom

And years come, and years go, time runs dry... Still I ache down to the core! My broken soul can't be alive and whole, Till I Hear You Sing Once More -The Phantom

It's time to nut up or shut up -Tallahassee

A toad madam, perhaps it is you who is the toad -The Phantom

Now life has killed the dream I dreamed -Les Miserables

And if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers... well then we're sh*t out of luck -Stu

PANTS?! At a time like this?! -Alan

I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch -Tallahassee

You wanna feel how hard I can punch? -Tallahassee

What are you nuts? Beautiful? More like Supermegafoxyawesomehot! -Harry Potter (AVPM)

Your acting like Garfield on a Monday! - Hermione Granger (AVPM)

I just can't get her out of my head, and every time I look at her I get these pains in my chest and I know its her fault. That bitch! -Ron Weasly (AVPM)

What the devil is going on here?! -Snape (AVPM)

DIE, bitch! -Mrs. Weasly (AVPM)

Not my daughter, you bitch! -Mrs. Weasley

Rumbleroar is the headmaster at Pigfarts! He's a lion. Who can talk. -Draco Malfoy (AVPM)

I can't go to Pigfarts, IT'S ON MARS! You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? You know, not all of us inhereted the money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at- Look at this! Rockeship Potter! Oh, Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts! -Draco Malfoy (AVPM)

You wait until my father hears about this! - Draco Malfoy


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Someone to Love You by northstar61 reviews
Rachel's actions have put her on the outs with her Glee Club teammates. Can a certain ex-boyfriend ease her loneliness?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,056 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
My Reality is, Nothing Compares to You by D. Kennedy reviews
Rachel and Jesse haven't both haven't slept properly since they were in high school. A combination of insomnia, guilt and nightmares plague both of their minds. Will their reunion on the Broadway stage change that? Takes place 8 years after funkication.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Getting It Right by BruisedSmile reviews
Jesse St. James was never one to walk away from a challenge. Season Three with a St. Berry twist. Also features Klaine, Brittana and St. Fabray friendship. Episode 7 up. WIP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,294 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Sustain III: Obbligato by MaybeAmanda reviews
The Third Part.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,226 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
See If I Can Sleep by Cris reviews
Joint project between myself and ANDROGENIUS. Rachel loves to perform, but there's something odd going on at her theater. Then she meets Jesse St. James and her whole world changes. Shades of Spring Awakening. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scale the Glass Mountain by Cris reviews
Jesse St. James gets a strange call while in L.A. regarding a certain dark-haired ingenue he's been unable to forget. But he's also angry - very angry. Can he manage to overcome the anger enough to find out what's wrong?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,313 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B.
Friends With Benefits by zoellaa reviews
Love is a losing game. For Rachel, it just seems to be failed relationship after failed relationship. When you having nothing to show for it but a broken heart... sometimes a relationship is the last thing you need.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,049 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
blue and hazel eyed boys meet brown eyed girl by The Fluff Queen reviews
promises are made to be broken. Friendships can break as easily as they form, and piece themselves back together as imperceptibly as they break / Noah, Jesse and Rachel, from childhood to adult life.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Playing Doctor by LaylaBinx reviews
Just a bunch of hurt/comfort drabbles I felt like playing around with :D Mostly Columbus/Tallahassee becuase they're just too cute together. Rated for Tallahassee's mouth :P
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,227 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Zombieland by Tara Phoenix reviews
What happened after Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita, and Little Rock escaped? OC character Chicago got thrown into the mix is what. Surviving the Zombies is easy. Surviving each other is hard. Rated M just to be safe on the language
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 136 - Words: 267,839 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tallahassee - Complete
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I Should Tell You reviews
What if "Prom Queen" had happened completely different? AU one-shot, my contribution to St. Berry week! Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
There's No Going Back Now reviews
Seattle can take care of herself. Her hatred for the undead is the only thing that keeps her going... until she meets up with the four zombie slayers. Rated T for mild graphic stuff :P
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Torn Apart and Pieced Together reviews
They both think that they have moved on from the events at Regionals... but have they? St. Berry fic! Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
All We Can Do Is Hope reviews
Proceeding the events of the last book. Miranda, Alex, and the family don't know what to do next, everything is gone and there is only one place where they will have a chance, Sexton University. Switches POV between Alex and Miranda. Rated T for language.
Last Survivors, Susan Beth Pfeffer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Miranda, Alex