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Joined 03-08-11, id: 2782116, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
Author has written 23 stories for Megamind.

Here ya go folks, some Megamind stories!

Some things fit in with canon. Some don't. I won't even attempt to explain what's what here. Just read the story summary. :)

Most of my stuff's pretty clean. The R-rated ones are the only exceptions and those only have a scene in one or maybe two chapters that are objectionable and I clearly mark it.

Also, not on the list is this one: Being Normal, which I co-wrote with Dal Niente.

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy!

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Cold Fusion: Twelve Days by Dal Niente reviews
Deck the halls! Megamind is going to stay with Roxanne and her family for Christmas. There's only one problem: her family doesn't know who he is yet, and breaking the news is going to be difficult. Sequel to Hallows' Eve. Currently rated T, but that's going to change.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 167,382 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Frozen by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
When Roxanne goes missing during some of the worst winter weather MetroCity has ever seen, everyone naturally blames the city's infamous blue alien. He's perfectly happy to take credit for the storm, but... where is his victim, just when he needs her most? An illustrated fic in collaboration with eleathyra of deviantART. UPDATE: an epilogue.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,328 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Spinning Madly On by Dal Niente reviews
One-shot, Roxanne's POV. Takes place just after Wayne has that run-in with the death ray. Rated T for language. "Roxanne is expecting a call any second, all the way back to her apartment..."
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Days in the Life of a Brainbot by FantasyBard reviews
The movie we all know and love, plus a few extras, told through the googly, eletronic eye sensors of Megamind's very own robotic servants.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,796 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Brainbots - Complete
Getting Away From It All by Sevandor1 reviews
After being raised in prison, being a supervillain, and working hard to be accepted as a hero, Megamind learns about rest, vacations, and relaxation — and in the process discovers what he wants most out of life. Now complete.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Awakening by Dal Niente reviews
Oneshot. In the middle of the night, Roxanne pulls Megamind out of sleep. He is okay with it. Rated M.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Megamind starts a game of 'truth or dare' on a boring afternoon and finds out all it takes is a spark to start a fire!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,533 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Choosing Destiny by Krittle-v reviews
Set the night after M's victory over Titan & before the ending of the Movie. M's transition from being Megamind: incredibly handsome criminal genius & master of all villainy to… Megamind: incredibly handsome heroic genius & master of all good! Movieverse
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,419 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Syphon by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
Syphon isn't your typical villain. She wants Megamind as her little slave. When she learns Metro Man isn't quite dead, she wants him, too. And with her powers, she just might have them... -OC Villain, Cyber Roxanne, Human Megamind - Rated for mild swears
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Sparked to Life by cgaussie01 reviews
Just a look into when Megamind first created his beloved Brain Bots.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Megamind, Brainbots - Complete
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Scratch reviews
Dal Niente told me, "THIS IS GROSS AND ADORABLE HOLY CRAP," and went on to tell me I had to post it as a one shot or something. So... here it is. Very short and drabbly.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
I don't want to be alone tonight reviews
What happened just after Titan's defeat? Fluffy. Rox/Meg. How's he going to transition from hated Evil Overlord to popular Protector of Metro City? How'll the city handle Roxanne apparently dating her late boyfriend's murderer? Ch 11 M-rated
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,231 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Villains reviews
What if Everything in the movie happened up until Titan's defeat, but after that everything went wrong? An evil Roxanne fic.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
She Figured It Out reviews
What if Roxanne figured out Bernard was Megamind on her own before the restaurant scene? Would different circumstances cause a different reaction? Mild swearing.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Impressed reviews
What if Roxanne, the damsel who's never impressed, actually notices something of Megamind's that DOES impress her? Enough to entirely change how she sees the villain? Increasingly inaccurately named 1-shot. Sexual content clearly marked for the squeamish.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,465 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Letters to the Overlord reviews
Just some letters Overlord Megamind received during his reign.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Megamind
In the Library reviews
This is an expansion of the library scene in the movie. What did they find in those books they were looking in? One shot.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Evil Minion reviews
Minion didn't know that Roxanne had a pet. An evil pet.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Minion, Roxanne R. - Complete
Karaoke reviews
Roxanne celebrates her birthday with her sister and best friend at a bar. They convince her to get up and sing... One shot.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Silly, Plotless Fluff: The Sequel reviews
When pre-movie Roxanne and Megamind wake up together one morning. Megamind is thoroughly confused. Roxanne messes with him.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Shooting Wayne reviews
What happens when Wayne is shot with the dehydration gun. Set during their time in shool together.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
After the Revenge reviews
Clean sequel to the dirty story The Best Revenge in Living Well by Porfearia, which I contributed to very slightly. Just what happens when the rest of the cast finds out a little of what's been going on with our fav. couple?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Telepathic reviews
What if Megamind & Roxanne became telepathic together? 1st Chapter funny. The rest turns into a regular fiction. Chapter 6 is the M-rated one. BRAND NEW BONUS STORY: Chapter 7: Evil Hal!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,076 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Leaving His Planet Forever reviews
A drabble about the day that the boy who would become Metro Man leaves his home planet forever.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Metro Man - Complete
Blue Light reviews
A little Megamind drabble about a blue light. Short and fluffy.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
His Name reviews
My answer to the perennial fan question of his name.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Ambidextrous reviews
A weird thing Megamind can do.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
It's Not Even Evil reviews
Just a silly story about an illegal nuclear reactor in Megamind's cellar. Megamind/Roxanne/Minion Post-Movie
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Rock'em Sock'em Kittens reviews
Button of Doom reference. What was the evil plot regarding Rock'em Sock'em Kittens? They were as cute as they were deadly. 7 short chapters. Pre-Movie. Is it possible he might actually WIN? BWAHAHAHAHA!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Roxanne Visits Megamind in Prison reviews
Their five-year anniversary as villain and captive is coming up and Roxanne's boss thinks it would be a great excuse to run a special on Megamind's criminal career. She's sent to the prison to get his side to the story. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
A Villian's Cape reviews
A bored Roxanne Ritchi decides to make a bet with her kidnapper. If he wins, she'll scream for him. If she wins, he doesn't call Metro Man. Alternate ending: Roxanne goes as Megamind for Halloween. Then gets kidnapped.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
His heart is like an ocean reviews
Megamind and Roxanne discussing Metro Man / Music Man. Short little one-shot. Post-movie
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Megamind's Life with Roxanne reviews
Tying up loose ends, explaining things that weren't completely explained in the movie, Lots of fun fluff, focusing on their relationship, not his crime-fighting adventures, and giving him a well-deserved wonderful life in the end. Revised and expanded.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete