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1. Alejandro

2. Gwen

3. DJ

4. Tyler

5. Bridgette

6. Justin

7. Heather

8. Noah

9. Gwen

10. Trent

11. Duncan

12. Izzy

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. I and I pray I never will...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

To a girl, he might seem mildly attractive. Not to me though...

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It should be the other way around, but with that couple, I'm not sure.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes. I'm On Your Side by Winter-Rae comes to mind.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Who knows? Maybe if Justin wasn't such a narcissitic idiot.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gotta go with 5/10. I've always been a fan of the couple.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Oh, Heather would be amused. Very amused...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

DJ needed comfort. And the smooth strums of Trent's guitar were all he needed to enter a world of lust he never knew before...

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Perhaps a little. But I don't think Noah's a big fan of Alejandro's slippery eel.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I'm not going to answer that question.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I have no friends on this site. Sigh... JK

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?


14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Stop talking about this friends list I don't have!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Probably. I've read Gwen/Bridgette and Tyler/Gwen.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Not sure...

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Do not read if you are afraid of having your good looks burned off with petrolium.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Um, he's already used like every single one on her.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Of course Duncan would shag Gwen! That's all he'd ever do to her!

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Heather. She's a demanding bitch.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Alejandro and Gwen are in a happy relationship until Gwen runs off with Tyler. Alejandro, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Duncan and a brief unhappy affair with Izzy, then follows the wise advice of Bridgette and finds true love with DJ.

What title would you give this fic?

Alejandro's Adventure

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?


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Total Drama: Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty by The Cheesebub reviews
Get ready for a season of TD unlike any other! 18 campers from seasons' past return to Pahkitew Island, where they'll compete in the ultimate battle for dominance. Which trait will prevail? Along the way, there's sure to be tons of shocking twists, high stakes drama, touching romance, and of course... DUNCAN! Did I mention Duncan! Your favorite character, Duncan! He's here too!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 142,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 1/29/2017
My Big Fat Creepy Roommate by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
Having been kicked out of his parents' house, Justin moves into a new apartment block close to the beach. Unfortunately, there is only one resident who is willing to be Justin's roommate, and the feeling isn't mutual. WARNING: this may very well be one of the most disturbing stories you have ever read on the site.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,874 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Justin, Owen, Chef Hatchet] Trent
Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011
The Big Swap by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
After a mishap Chris caused during a presentation, all 38 contestants, and not to mention Mr. Coconut seemed to have all swapped bodies. Now, they all have to go on an adventure of a life time to get their own bodies back. This will be one heck of a wild ride.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
Total Drama Island Rewritten by AlmightyOZ reviews
What if the elimination order on Total Drama Island was different? Would it affect the whole series? Would relationships, protagonists, and antagonists be switched as well? In this fanfiction piece I rewrite Total Drama Island with a different elimination order, reward challenges, and lots of both new and old drama! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right here, right now!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,151 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Twist by I Am TIAW reviews
When Chris brings back 13 campers to the island for the most hilarious and drama-filled season ever, awesomeness will abound! All your favorite characters are back and better than ever. Friendships, romances, alliances, betrayals, conflicts, and, uh, squirrels? It's all here on the fan-fiction you won't want to miss, Total, Drama, Twist! Currently being redone.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Heather's Hero by randompandattack reviews
In a change of events in the Drumheller episode, Alejandro doesn't help Heather out of the hole. Will Cody help her instead? CodyxHeather one-shot
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Cody, Heather] - Complete