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Joined 03-08-11, id: 2782640, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 10 stories for Jurassic Park, Order of the Stick, Call of Duty, Halo, Dungeons and Dragons, StarCraft, Minecraft, Warhammer, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Soul Calibur.

I think I'll just list some of my basic attributes here, nothing big.

Gender: Male

Age: 13 (Shocker, Right?)

Likes: Warhammer 40K, Order of the Stick, Starcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Jurassic Park, Halo, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Borderlands.

Dislikes: Trolls, Cheaters (When I'm not cheating myself and trying to play fair, i said it: i use cheatcodes on singleplayer games.), Greifers, and all around Jackasses.

I won't write any of the following things:

Yaoi

Lemons

Higher then M rating Fics

Fics that rip the established Lore and Canon to shreds (Parodys are exempt: Example: Warhammer 40,000: Chatroom)

LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Impact (Oc of mine, Brawl's split-spark brother, also a Decepticon Defector.)

2. Brawl

3. Optimus Prime

4. Arcee

5. Megatron

6. Starscream

7. Blitzwing

8. Grimlock

9. Snarl

10. Swoop

Then ask the following questions

what would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: Uh.. were the same person, so i don't really get this one, sorry.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: PRIME! FOR THE LOVE OF THE THIRTEEN KNOCK!!

Optimus: Sorry.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: Uhh... Arcee, why the Scrap do you want to marry Grimlock?

Grimlock: Me taller then Truck-Bot! that why she like me.

Me: Primus' Sake you two...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *Puts Detpack on Starscream's face*

Starscream: *Wakes up* WHAT THE SLAG!?!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Huh, guess that's the reason i have Bi-Polar moments.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Impact: I told you i was tougher

Grimlock: SHUT IT TANK-BOT!!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: (Loads Neutron Assault Rife)

Snarl: Uh oh.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Eh, he's the silent slightly broody type, I'm used to it.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Impact: Send those Mutha-fuckas under my treads!!

Me: :)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: No idea.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Me: help, she's an autobot after all.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do

Megatron: Sit back and watch!

Me: Jerkass...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Me: No, i refuse to answer this one.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: insane mode just makes me laugh so that would work, Angry would beat up the person who left me, Smart would help me get her back.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Me: Let me ride on his back in Alt mode and trample my opponents

Snarl: Yep.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Swoop: Slap him on the back of the head, that shuts Impact up.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: uhh, i built him?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me; Have you been hittin' the Oil again?

Brawl: Yep! *Hiccups*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Me: Christ's sake why do all the romance options happen with the guys!?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Starscream and Megatron: NO!!!!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Hey Megatron, Starscream is distracting the troops and making them lose.

Megatron: *Charges Cannon*

Starscream: Oh Slag...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Heh, Jealous...

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Don't worry, dude, Femmes like big guys, and your the biggest bot ive seen

Grimlock: Grimlock feel better, thanks.

Me: No Problem.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Ugh, i need more femme friends...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: Impact... What the slag?

Impact: Get off me dino-freak! *Punches Swoop*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Way to go Prime! *Smirks in pride*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Impact: No.

Would 2 trust 5?

Brawl: With my very spark! All hail lord Megatron!!

Megatron: Good man, Brawl.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Swoop: Don't do that, it's annoying...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Me: uhh, i have no idea, and they hate each other, so there's that...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Me: Hmm, no idea. Blitzwing has three brains all with different personalities so i can't figure it out, Swoop is... i don't know much about him.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Grimlock: Me just gonna take a little off the top! *Pulls out Fire Sword*

Megatron: Get away from me you insane Dinobot! *Runs away*

Grimlock: Get back here!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Starscream: Why does this look like Slipstream?

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Swoop: *Sent flying by Impact's kick*

Impact: Whoops...

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Impact: I don't have a romantic interest, Some Hopeless suitors yes, but no romantic interest.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Starscream: Hey!

Me: No cowardly traitor backstabbers, Actuator-Face (that's Ass-face in transformers talk)

7 won the lottery?

Me: Just a note here Bold will be Blit's angry personality Italics will be his Smart And BoldItalics will be insane

Blitzwing: Haha! Cash for weapons! No, for researching utility upgrades for our forms. Guns! Upgrades. Guns! Upgrades. Guns! Candy!

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: How Can that dumb loudmouth keep a secret?

Grimlock: ME SMASH YOU!

Me: Oh slag! *Runs away*

9 became a singer?

Me: My poor ears!

10 got a daughter?

Me: Huh, i guess that silent loner thing drew in some Femmes.

Swoop: Yes, it did.

What would 1 think of 2?

Impact: Like a double of myself, except loyal to that Slagface Megatron.

Brawl: Same, except replace "loyal to that Slagface Megatron." with "he is a traitor to the decepticon cause."

How would 3 greet 4?

Me: To mushy to put down, Bletch!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Arcee: I'd say.. His size and Strength.

Megatron: Not my leadership skills?

Impact: You mean your creed of "Do what i say or I shoot you"? Nah, i don't think she does.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Megatron: Beating him into a scrap pile.

Me: You can do that now.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: there both 'Cons, they both have jet modes, and there both utterly incompetent.

Starscream: WHAT!?!?!?!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Me:... Pretty much anything...

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: Dinobot Island, simple

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Me: Nothing, the dinobots are like brothers

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Swoop: the fact that he can drop kick me.

Impact: Heh heh...

Is 3 Gay?

Me: No, The whole "Arcee thing" is a good clue that he's not...

List of reaccuring OCs (with little snippets of there personality in there!):

Jerry Carver (Lovable everylad who won't back down from doing what's right)

Blake Carver (Unstable and a little mixed up in the head)

Jacob Leman (Caring and protective guardian)

David Leman (Easygoing innocent child with a hidden fury)

Zyx (Cocky and secretive with a heart of gold)

Dralgos (Bloodthirsty and cunning killer)

Project TORMENTOR/Tormentor (Unfeeling sadistic non-human)

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Soundwave Meets the Internet by Creepy-Pasta reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite con Soundwave does while he's alone? Well here's some one-shots. R&R please :) Rated T for some mature content. Marked Complete because it's a series of one-shots. Updated weekly. Summary: Cricky! Soundwave has found his next addiction. Introducing: Soundwave the Decepticon Hunter!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
Isla Sorna:My Island Survival Part 2 by Gloverboy21 reviews
A continuation of my previous complete story. My island adventures on Isla Sorna are about to get pretty intense when a neighboring raptor pack is on the verge of taking over. losses will arise and as an oncoming battle will soon begin, how will I survive?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,328 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/14/2013
Dinosaur: A Prehistoric Park Adventure by Darksage95 reviews
Nigel sends his youngest recruit, Hazel, on a mission to rescue a herd of dinosaurs for Prehistoric Park after telling her his most guarded secret. This adventure is her biggest as she faces danger, makes friends with a group of dinosaurs, and follows them to the Nesting Grounds. Will she be able to save them before the destined meteor hits? Rated T for some language and blood
Crossover - Dinosaur & Prehistoric Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/13
Minecrafter's Woes by Hypocritical Fool reviews
He didn't expect to wake up in his modded game with an unknown purpose, he didn't expect everyone to be female, he didn't expect to fall in love, and he certainly didn't expect to be King of this Harem Kingdom nor the Protector of mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so... erotic? OC x Huge Harem. *New Title and New Description. Actually has a plot. Action/Adventure/Drama/Etc.*
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/7/2013
The Story of One MIA Noble Six by Special FX reviews
Noble Six laid in a puddle of his own blood, slowly but surely approaching death's door. Six raised his right arm towards the sky, in a last ditch attempt at a type of prayer to whatever God that was out there, Noble Six wanted to live. A Covenant battle cruiser flew overhead as Six's world went black. Spartans never die, they're just missing in action.
Crossover - Halo & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 6/25/2013 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Alice M., Takashi K.
Betrayal and a Vampire by Blacklight in Whitedarkness reviews
Tsukune Aono had been fleeing for two months now. From what? His old friends, Moka, Mizore, Yukari, Kurumu, and Ruby. They've been hunting him down for answers. Answers on why he did the dark deed, he's looking for answers too. Why did they betray him, than insist he betrayed them? Just who is the victim in all of this? A dark path lies ahead of him, one he may not survive. Harem
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Tsukune A.
Mob's Kingdom by Najee reviews
A Teen with no knowledge of Minecraft is transported to Minecraftia. As he learns about Minecraftia, he meets these strange girls who are the Princesses of each Mob. The bad thing is that the girls are Monsters hiding in Human bodies and he's a regular Human. Can he return back to Earth? Or be stuck in Minecraftia and crushed by love, pain, power, and lust? (Hiatus)
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 81 - Words: 190,937 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,543 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
Chris Who? by AdrielNoel reviews
Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Isla Sorna:My Island Survival by Gloverboy21 reviews
It's time somebody outdid Eric Kirby's eight weeks stay on the island. And that would be me. With danger on every side, will I survive? or will a raptor pack end me.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,985 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
To Fly by OktaviaMajesty reviews
yandere!Rin! Grandfather always told her angels are beautiful beings. If that's the case, Len was surely one... and she would do anything to protect his wings. Warning: disturbing themes, slight glore.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn: Marvel VS Capcom Style! by Digilady99 reviews
Chun-Li wishes to teach you guys the great things about the Internet. But Deadpool, Iron Man, Viewtiful Joe, Dante, and Ryu have OTHER ideas! Based on the song from Avenue Q. Songfic! ENJOY! XD
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Chun-Li, Deadpool - Complete
EROP: Evil Overlord Retirement Plan by Feneris reviews
The world held it's breath when the Overlord escaped the Infernal Abyss. For the Tyrant was back... for the five minutes it took to announce his retirement. Much to the annoyance of the blues who had to revive Gnarl afterwards.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
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Unwanted Attention
A Malfested Nobleman returns home after trying to obtain Soul Edge for himself, in his company is the golem Astaroth with a new body. But, four people from this noble's past are going to come back to try and capture him for there own. he's going to be getting a LOT of Unwanted Attention. Onesided-HaremXOC AsholetteXAstaroth Rated M for Astaroth's mouth and suggestive/sexual themes
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Astraroth, Amy, Ivy, Tira
JACOB GRASSAUTN: User Manual and Guide reviews
The User Maual for JACOB GRASSAUTN A.K.A. Paeksis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Complete
Warhammer 40,000: Chatroom reviews
a parody fiction with several characters, both OC and canon, chatting with warchat V 2.51 Rated K for now
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012
Minecraft: The Modders reviews
Three Modders Install a new mod for someone to talk to, but this mod may take a turn for the worse.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2012
Starcraft: Shadowstrike 1 reviews
A ghost who is caught in a struggle for him between the Protoss, Zerg, and Terran Dominion. which side will win him?
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sarah K., Selendis
The Eldritch Circle reviews
An Evil Force is approaching this land. can the heros who rise defeat it? or will the land be bathed in darkness forever?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012
It Hurts reviews
A Normal Kid, until ONI stepped into his life and brough him into a war he never knew. It Hurts... DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - C. Halsey, Rookie
Halfang's Journey reviews
the journey of a Carcharodontosaurus through Jurassic park's Downfall. His name: Halfang. And this, is his Journey
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011
Evan's Log
A story of a Soldier who has a rage fueled Vendetta Against Makarov Rated M. Takes place in MW2
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Vladimir Makarov, Ghost
Brothely Love
what if Tsukiko had a Brother? how would things have turned out? OCXSagewaan
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Tsukiko, Monster in the Dark