Author has written 10 stories for Jurassic Park, Order of the Stick, Call of Duty, Halo, Dungeons and Dragons, StarCraft, Minecraft, Warhammer, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Soul Calibur.
I think I'll just list some of my basic attributes here, nothing big.
Age: 13 (Shocker, Right?)
Likes: Warhammer 40K, Order of the Stick, Starcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Jurassic Park, Halo, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Borderlands.
Dislikes: Trolls, Cheaters (When I'm not cheating myself and trying to play fair, i said it: i use cheatcodes on singleplayer games.), Greifers, and all around Jackasses.
I won't write any of the following things:
Higher then M rating Fics
Fics that rip the established Lore and Canon to shreds (Parodys are exempt: Example: Warhammer 40,000: Chatroom)
LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
1. Impact (Oc of mine, Brawl's split-spark brother, also a Decepticon Defector.)
3. Optimus Prime
Then ask the following questions
what would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: PRIME! FOR THE LOVE OF THE THIRTEEN KNOCK!!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: Uhh... Arcee, why the Scrap do you want to marry Grimlock?
Grimlock: Me taller then Truck-Bot! that why she like me.
Me: Primus' Sake you two...
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *Puts Detpack on Starscream's face*
Starscream: *Wakes up* WHAT THE SLAG!?!
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Huh, guess that's the reason i have Bi-Polar moments.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Impact: I told you i was tougher
Grimlock: SHUT IT TANK-BOT!!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: (Loads Neutron Assault Rife)
Snarl: Uh oh.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Eh, he's the silent slightly broody type, I'm used to it.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Impact: Send those Mutha-fuckas under my treads!!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: No idea.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: help, she's an autobot after all.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do
Megatron: Sit back and watch!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Me: No, i refuse to answer this one.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Me: insane mode just makes me laugh so that would work, Angry would beat up the person who left me, Smart would help me get her back.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Me: Let me ride on his back in Alt mode and trample my opponents
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Swoop: Slap him on the back of the head, that shuts Impact up.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: uhh, i built him?
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me; Have you been hittin' the Oil again?
Brawl: Yep! *Hiccups*
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: Christ's sake why do all the romance options happen with the guys!?!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Starscream and Megatron: NO!!!!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Hey Megatron, Starscream is distracting the troops and making them lose.
Megatron: *Charges Cannon*
Starscream: Oh Slag...
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Heh, Jealous...
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Don't worry, dude, Femmes like big guys, and your the biggest bot ive seen
Grimlock: Grimlock feel better, thanks.
Me: No Problem.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Ugh, i need more femme friends...
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: Impact... What the slag?
Impact: Get off me dino-freak! *Punches Swoop*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: Way to go Prime! *Smirks in pride*
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Brawl: With my very spark! All hail lord Megatron!!
Megatron: Good man, Brawl.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Swoop: Don't do that, it's annoying...
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: uhh, i have no idea, and they hate each other, so there's that...
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Me: Hmm, no idea. Blitzwing has three brains all with different personalities so i can't figure it out, Swoop is... i don't know much about him.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Grimlock: Me just gonna take a little off the top! *Pulls out Fire Sword*
Megatron: Get away from me you insane Dinobot! *Runs away*
Grimlock: Get back here!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Starscream: Why does this look like Slipstream?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Swoop: *Sent flying by Impact's kick*
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?
Impact: I don't have a romantic interest, Some Hopeless suitors yes, but no romantic interest.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: No cowardly traitor backstabbers, Actuator-Face (that's Ass-face in transformers talk)
7 won the lottery?
Me: Just a note here Bold will be Blit's angry personality Italics will be his Smart And BoldItalics will be insane
Blitzwing: Haha! Cash for weapons! No, for researching utility upgrades for our forms. Guns! Upgrades. Guns! Upgrades. Guns! Candy!
8 had quite a big secret?
Me: How Can that dumb loudmouth keep a secret?
Grimlock: ME SMASH YOU!
Me: Oh slag! *Runs away*
9 became a singer?
Me: My poor ears!
10 got a daughter?
Me: Huh, i guess that silent loner thing drew in some Femmes.
Swoop: Yes, it did.
What would 1 think of 2?
Impact: Like a double of myself, except loyal to that Slagface Megatron.
Brawl: Same, except replace "loyal to that Slagface Megatron." with "he is a traitor to the decepticon cause."
How would 3 greet 4?
Me: To mushy to put down, Bletch!
What would 4 envy about 5?
Arcee: I'd say.. His size and Strength.
Megatron: Not my leadership skills?
Impact: You mean your creed of "Do what i say or I shoot you"? Nah, i don't think she does.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Megatron: Beating him into a scrap pile.
Me: You can do that now.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: there both 'Cons, they both have jet modes, and there both utterly incompetent.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me:... Pretty much anything...
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: Dinobot Island, simple
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: Nothing, the dinobots are like brothers
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Swoop: the fact that he can drop kick me.
Impact: Heh heh...
Is 3 Gay?
Me: No, The whole "Arcee thing" is a good clue that he's not...
List of reaccuring OCs (with little snippets of there personality in there!):
Jerry Carver (Lovable everylad who won't back down from doing what's right)
Blake Carver (Unstable and a little mixed up in the head)
Jacob Leman (Caring and protective guardian)
David Leman (Easygoing innocent child with a hidden fury)
Zyx (Cocky and secretive with a heart of gold)
Dralgos (Bloodthirsty and cunning killer)
Project TORMENTOR/Tormentor (Unfeeling sadistic non-human)
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