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Joined 03-08-11, id: 2782861, Profile Updated: 07-05-15
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harvest Moon.

Name: Robotmonkeys

Age: Old enough for a lot of things. Like cookies after 10PM!

Job: I mainly suffer from laziness so I have an occupation in the napping industry.

Favorite Hobby: I used to like to drink milk but that got weird after 2 years old.

Favorite Music Genre: Anything that people can twerk to because I laugh at how bad they are or how good I should be.

Favorite Song: DAYQUAN'S MIXTAPE ON ITUNES FOR 39 CENTS.

Favorite Couple: Axel and Roxas probably. They're my sex couple. Demyx and Zexion are my cuddle couple. Riku and Sora are my finicky couple. There are others but too many.

Favorite Word: nootnoot

Least Favorite Word: nipple.

Lifestyle: Laid back. I love to joke with friends and make people laugh. I hate DQs (Drama Queens) because they always want you to put all your effort and energy to give them attention. I like to have fun but not drama fun. If I ever feel low on drama, I can just read one of my stories or something else or watch Jerry Springer. Nuff said.

Space: Okay, so you know that nursery rhyme with the cow jumping over the moon? Yea, so when is it coming back because she was a part of my very exclusive dance crew with Mary Mak and BaBa da Blak Sheep.

Favorite food: There is no such thing as favorite but rather...edible.

Least Favorite Food: There is no such thing as least favorite but only...poisonous.

Love: I don't know. My bed is kinda sexy sometimes when it isn't being a hot mess.

Hate: That there isn't a robot that automatically puts your socks on when you wake up.

Anything Else?: I have been wanting to say this for a while now... but I don't know how but I just want to let you know that Beyonce had the best music video of all time. ALL TIME.


In this world there is no such thing as coincidence, there's only the inevitable - Yuuko

Impatience is the root of all injuries - Prince of Tennis ( it's awesome!)

I don't do plagiarism, I copy and paste there's a diffrence in the way it's spelled. - anon

If
your life is a sad movie, you can pause to cry but eventually, you’re going to
have to press play - anon

Cherish your life for others are fighting for theirs - anon

If you have sense, I suggest you don't mess with me today - anon

The person you are willing to die for has no meaning for you let them live with grief. The person you are willing to live for has importance for you let them live strong - anon

I'm gay? Biznitch, I'm straighter than the pole your momma dance on - anon

Holding onto a love that cannot return is an obsession - some drama show

I have these thoughts,

so often I ought,

to replace the slot with what I once bought,

'Cause somebody stole my car radio

and now I just sit in silence.


NEW UPDATE SECTION!

Here is where I will express future stories I plan to publish, revise or update.

  • UPDATE Silence is Golden DONE 12/8
  • UPDATE 12 Months of Sora COMPLETE 6/21
  • UPDATE Exploring DONE 10/30
  • REVISE Broken Hearted 9/14
  • PUBLISH Treading Water: A story about a boyfriend who is left with his dead boyfriend's autistic brother. During a job search, the boyfriend keeps seeing his deceased love one and is fazed by the illusion. Axel Roxas
  • Check back later for new updates!


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    Challenge by MidnightLore reviews
    When Phantom Skye visit's Vaughn's dealership for some fun, he gets more than what he bargained for.
    Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Vaughn, Skye
    Live and Learn by Lumeton reviews
    Three months ago Riku became a single parent of a first grader. Three months ago he found out he wasn't very good at being a father. It's a good thing he has his son's teacher there to educate him.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Riku, Sora
    For The Munny by ThreeThreads reviews
    "Stop it! I'm not gay!" I yell and snatch my hand away. He raises a brow in confusion. "If you're not gay...I-if you're not staying here for me, then for what?" I sigh and say, "For The Munny." Contains: AkuRoku and Yaoi/Yuri Side Pairings.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Axel, Roxas
    Life Before Twins by AliceStrangely reviews
    Yes, ladies and gents this is the OFFICIAL Prequel to Everything and Anything. Ever wonder how Leon met Cloud? Questioned if their relationship was alway so perfect? Why they decided to have kids? All your questions and more will be answered if you read.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,534 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
    UnExpecting by CuteChibiChocoCloud reviews
    They were a happy couple until one of them became pregnant, turning their lives upside down. How will the two cope with the coming of a baby? Warning: MPreg, yaoi. CloudXLeon
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
    Plowed by PseudoSoapScribe reviews
    "Cloud. This is... this is Denzel." Squall's courage couldn't falter. If he didn't admit it now, Cloud would never know. He might never be in his life again. "He's our son." Cloud/Squall & more; Yaoi/Mpreg; Zack, Sephiroth, and Irvine play key roles
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 139,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
    What's in the oven by xstarlightxstarlessx reviews
    Leon learns Cloud is not human when he finds him building a nest in their closet. Written for the Strifehart Kink Meme. Mpreg.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
    At The Office by Xxanimefangurl2294xX reviews
    What happens in the office, stays in the office. LEMON *now an ongoing story *
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sora, Riku
    Fire by MandaxPanda reviews
    First fanfic ever. Sora and Roxas are orphans. Axel is a fireman and Riku is an officer. Read and see what happens! Oh, and please review I need to see if people even like this anyway! Rated M now. BE WARNED! This will be yaoi!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 233,098 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Howl by Seliphra reviews
    Izaya and Shizuo's usual antics leading them to the place Erika knows they end up...Songfic to Howl by Florence and the Machine, YAOI SHIZAYA! Mostly smut...LEMON!
    Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
    Forbidden Love by GrimmVertigo reviews
    Grell is being a nuisance. Again. So Ceil sends Sebastian out to get rid of the annoying ginger. Though something happens that the young master most certainly doesn't see coming. Then he gets a big surprise the next day. SebaGrell lemons
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
    Another Dream About Him by Xxanimefangurl2294xX reviews
    Roxas keeps having dreams about a redhead but he cant seem to remember him at all... what happends when a dream becomes too realistic? Will Roxas remember his Name? Akuroku * dedicated to robotmonkeys and pyrolyfe13 * WARNING:INCLUDES LEMON
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
    Grell Gets His Wish by onixxfilth reviews
    Grell wants to have his Sebby's babies...what happens when he gets his way? Rated M to be safe. If mpreg squicks you, don't read! Quite likely OOCness- hey a fangirl can dream!
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
    Love Tutor by SereneSky reviews
    Ciel asks Sebastian to teach him about secks. love..maybe. lemons are a definite. fluff maybes. rated M for secks. obv. character goes a little OOC as in THEY BLUSH. and stuff. cue awh here. R&R please.
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
    Sharing Is Caring by MasterYodaOfYaoi reviews
    Abel and Praxis have been seeing each other behind Cain's back. But what happens when they take their "fun" to the Reliant's quarters?
    Starfighter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Abel, Praxis - Complete
    Wet Dog Smell by lirx33 reviews
    this is my first ever yaoi story, so i hope u enjoy. One-shot. kuroshitsuji yaoi lemon :
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sebastian M., Pluto
    It's a Love Hate Thing by VanSoVen reviews
    It started with a fistfight and ended in Axel's bed. Akuroku yaoi, warnings inside.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Axel, Roxas
    Dirty Little Secret by Xxanimefangurl2294xX reviews
    there are 2 main parings SoRiku and Akuroku sora is 16 riku is17 axel is 18... and roxas is 15 read/review its better than this poor attempt for a summary : *on hiatus*
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sora, Riku
    An Unexpected Gift by Xxanimefangurl2294xX reviews
    This is an AkuRoku fanfic *obviously* And its Axel and Roxas's one year Anniversary, so Roxas made Axel's favorite meal. But the redhead won't be expecting what Roxas has for "dessert" tonight. *PLEASE READ/REVIEW* *on hiatus*
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Axel, Roxas
    Pimples Included by Charxelle reviews
    The Harvest King decides to give up his godly powers and become a human to, for the first time, spend a week with Molly and learn more about humans that he used to despise so much. He has much to learn about them. Lemon in future chapters. MollyxIgnis
    Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Molly/Hikari, Harvest King
    Bedroom Brawl by CupOPebbles reviews
    HOT YAOI SMEX! MYSTERY PAIRING! dedicated to my beloved Yuu-chan! hope this leaves you with a major nosebleed! if you love a good romp in the bedroom filled with lusty moans and steamy love scenes CLICK THE LINK! MAJOR LEMONS SO BEWARE! 8D
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
    Meet the Family by blu blade reviews
    Somehow when Roxas said, "Meet my family," Axel wasn't expecting an overprotective older brother and his psycho husband, a bubbly twin prone to pouting, a silver-haired ex, 3 annoying teen girls who want him nude and a pop star with a crush! Three-shot.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,617 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Love Shoppe by 0dd Squ4d reviews
    Axel needed to get laid. Badly. M for lemon and epicness. Collabo by DarkeAngelle and Jen
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Axel, Roxas
    Falling by xcontagiousx reviews
    Sora is being abused by his dad.He refuses to confine in his friends.But one silver-haired youth is not convinced.Will Riku be able to save Sora from his father's wrath, or will Sora continue to cut himself off from his friends?RikuxSoraREAD&REVIEW!YAOI!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,863 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sora, Riku
    Good Morning Baby by lily-uzumaki23 reviews
    Just another moment in Zack and Cloud's intimacy...
    Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
    The last test: A simple game by thedeviltheangelandtheme reviews
    Riku and Axel have completed many tests to become apart of 'The Organization', the final test is 'just a game' as Xemnas says. Locate your target, Rape them, and Kill them. What if they begin to get attached to their targets? AkuRoku,SoRiku. On hold.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Axel, Riku - Complete
    Missed You by ShiniBarton reviews
    Working too much can make you miss the one you love. -YAOI-
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
    Brokeback Island by yunakitty reviews
    VaughnxMark. Mark gets on Vaughn's bad side...but he'll do ANYTHING to get on his good side. Yaoi. D/s, language, spanking. Will and Denny also appear. Based on the game Island of Happiness. Starts out rough but gets sweeter. Now with happy ending!
    Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,802 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Vaughn, Mark - Complete
    My Boyfriend: The S by kokoro77 reviews
    Axel: an erotic dancer with secrets. Roxas: a virgin, underaged boy who wants OUT of the club. But once he's passed out the cash and seen one dance, he just can't seem to get over the sugar high. Axel looked darn good in leather pants...-5 part oneshot-
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,726 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas
    Bubbles by VIII and XIII reviews
    Bath time fun. PWP Akuroku.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas
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    Love is Blind reviews
    There is lust in the eyes but love in the heart. So when a blind man finds love, it must be true. But how true can love be for the runaway bartender and blind man? Follow Axel Love as he tries to find the true meaning of love and trust without his sight to guide him the way.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Axel, Roxas
    Silence is Golden reviews
    This is a story about a selective mute boy, that goes by the name of Silence, who lives an anxious life 24/7. His brother, Reno, tries to make his brother comfortable around others but fails every time. Neither of them knew that the only person Silence is ever comfortable with, goes by the name of Roxas. Rated T . M just in case.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,656 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    12 Months of Sora reviews
    Riku was with him through thick and thin and he'll even stay with him to the end. Read as the two go through the best and worst 12 months of their lives. Suggestive themes.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,854 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
    Exploring reviews
    Sanjay and Rachel are newlyweds! After years of slaving over the Town Reconstruction Plans, building homes for bachelors that simply weren't her type, Rachel finally found her man. Now they have new things to discover about the other and go to places they've never been. That includes learning new foreplay. Rated M for exploring.
    Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Rio/Rachel, Sanjay
    Circus Freak reviews
    After being adopted from an orphanage in Britain, Axel finds himself being the star of his parents' circus. But the young teen boy doesn't want to be a 'Circus Freak' and desperately tries to break away. In the act of his disbandment, he takes a rough path towards sex, drugs, and money.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Axel, Roxas
    Broken Hearted reviews
    Roxas is in an abusive relationship with Axel. It wasn't always like this. But Axel changed and now he doesn't want to change back. They both need help. Rated M for language, violence, abuse, and rape. Under Revision as of 9/14
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Adult Videos reviews
    We all know the rules when you watch it. Don't let your parents see, delete all the recent videos. But when you're in one, the number one rule is get all you can get. Changed to a TWO-SHOT
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Silent Library reviews
    Every moan, groan, scream, shout, yelp or gasp can get you from getting the big prize! Zemyx yaoi RELOADED
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
    Rainy Days reviews
    Axel hates storms but when Roxas comes home will he like them more? Yaoi, Lemon, AkuRoku, my first story. RAWR Read And Write Reviews Robot Monkeys Revised and Edited Version 9/12/13
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete