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Joined 03-09-11, id: 2783477, Profile Updated: 08-17-12
Author has written 5 stories for Tenchi Muyo, Hellsing, Azumanga Daioh, and Lord of the Rings.

A little bit about me: I'm 28, married with three kids, a cat, a dog and about a dozen fish. I've got a fairly solid collection of anime and movies to pull from for my stories but I'll be sticking to just a few for now. I'm a 15 year veteran of tabletop gaming, I've played 1st ed D&D to 4e ShadowRun, and just about everything in between. I'm a HUGE geek, and I run the video-game room at the furry convention FWA in Atlanta, Georgia. I hope you enjoy my writings and I look forward to offering you much more to read!


I was very excited whenSapphire-sama Dreamer submitted 'Morpheus the Reaper' to her "Greatest /Anime Fics!" Community. This was my first uploaded story and I'm still quite proud of it! Check out their list of almost 2000 amazing works and see some of the great authors this site has brought together.



I'd like to take this time to say thank you to OldStoneFacefor taking the time to review my stories DESPITE his lack of familiarity with the material, and for being so damned perceptive concerning my obvious cock-ups with the written word, I'd also like to say thanks to A'Rion Larent and Galaxy1001D for inspiring me to finally put my ideas to paper, or word processor at least. A HUGE thank you goes to Dollyshesalive, LatyfeSurLeSora and For Washuu for just being so damned supportive of my works, I can't thank you all enough for putting up with my nonsense.

If you have a moment, PLEASE, stop in on their pages, read their amazing stories and let them know just how fantastic they are.


Currently Working:


'Morpheus, the Reaper' [Rewrite] Tenchi Muyo!

'A Dream Unrequited' Tenchi Muyo!

'Eldritch Rites' Hellsing

In the Wings:

'Another Parade' AzuManga Daioh

'The Last Chord' Furi-Kuri

'The Stroke Of A Brush' Tenchi Muyo!


“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
- Calvin and Hobbes

"Though the road is paved with jagged stones and I cannot see it's end, I shall strive ever onward. For one day my bleeding feet shall heal, and the free air in my lungs is too sweet for any other to suffice."
- Angeline Parten

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
Terry Pratchett, 'Good Omens'


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To those of you who are kind enough to take the time to read my stories, please, take a few moments when you're done to tell me what you thought about it! Your comments and criticism can only make my future writing endeavors even better, so review review review!

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By Your Works: Myria LeJean Book 2 by OldStoneface reviews
SEQUEL to "From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1" - Lady Myria Lejean wishes nothing more than to be human. Unfortunately life cares not for our wishes. Between greedy peers, prickly wizards, suspicious watchmen, puzzled gods, and worse... a very interested Lord Vetinari, it's hard to see how she can navigate the minefield that is Ankh Morpork society and keep her sanity intact.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 131,645 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/20/2012 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes, OC
Ryoko Gets the Guy by Her Topaz Eyes reviews
Inspired by Galaxy1001D's story. When the cat's away, the mice will battle to the death. Tenchi leaves for a month and Ryoko and Aeka fight over who gets to visit him. Let the humor ensue!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Ryoko, Tenchi M.
Igniting the Fuse by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Alexis Witwicky was a talented girl with an unlucky disposition like her father. Searching Cybertron's archives for the identity of the fallen mech she discovers the dark history of those around her. The consequences of harboring an amnesiac Decepticon were unfathomable. Starscream/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,680 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bluestreak, Skyfire/Jetfire, Skywarp, Starscream
The Space Pirate Tales II by A'Rion Larent reviews
Rio has been granted a chance at life, and with the help of her rambunctious family she's finding it to be quite the adventure. However, in the midst of this joy, there's an emptiness that persists- until a star-eyed stranger appears.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Ryoko
Pork Chop Hill by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
The black bird has a forbidden desire for the mustache pig. But their time together will be tragically short. Rated T for slash and birdie innuendo.
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Blue Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, Mustache Pig - Complete
Never Forgotten by Dzuljeta reviews
Elisabeth/Death. Some years after their final farewell, Elisabeth finally decides to leave Heaven and ask Death why he had left her without explanation. But was that the only reason? And why Death is not at all surprised to see her?
Elisabeth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011
For Washuu by For Washuu reviews
"What happens to the Tenchiverse if even one real-life human is added? Two" Please read and review!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Washu
From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1 by OldStoneface reviews
Once upon a time, the Auditors committed the ultimate arrogance and created life. But the Auditor inside 'Lady Myria LeJean' soon discovered that the flesh shapes the mind as the mind controls the flesh, and learned why living is so hard to set aside. Cover art by shiolein.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,873 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, OC, Sam Vimes - Complete
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,896 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Ryoko's weak spot by Dollyshesalive reviews
Ryoko breaks the roof in a fight with Ayeka. Washu decides to remove her powers until she can controll herself. How will this affect Ryoko? R&R Please!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ryoko, Tenchi M.
Tenchi Muyo Ryoohki, Episode 21: Innocence by Galaxy1001D reviews
OVA 4 Tenchi and the girls face their inner demons when they discover that they have been lied to. How far will Washu and Ryoko go to regain their innocence? Can Ayeka survive the possibility of rejection? Ignores information in the True Tenchi novels.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Tenchi M., Washu - Complete
Blood Drops: a Collection of Drabbles by Rui reviews
My collection of Hellsing 100 word stories. Most of them are funny and all of them approved by other Hellsing fans! Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/2/2004
The Space Pirate Tales by A'Rion Larent reviews
Ryoko, after being frustrated by Tenchi, goes back to the cave where it all started. What she finds there is truly unimaginable; who is this tiny, cyan-haired child and how does she relate to both Ryoko and Tenchi?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,664 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
Bram Stoker's Kagato by Galaxy1001D reviews
In Victorian England, Count Kagato of Transylvania stalks the land and has Ryoko in his power! Can Tenchi Harker, Ayeka Murray, and Doctor von Washu save her without becoming victims themselves? Can a child's faith restore the balance and save the day?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,619 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Tenchi M., Ayeka, Washu, Ryoko - Complete
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
Justice is Done by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A quick one shot set long ago. I do not own the Discworld, I am merely briefly detaining some of its characters.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - "Stoneface" Vimes, Lorenzo the Kind - Complete
Heartstrings by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Temari told him to find a girl; but she didn't think Kankuro would resort to romancing a puppet. Of course, he didn't expect this puppet to be cursed and suddenly awaken to call him a pervert. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kagome H., Kankuro - Complete
How Much More Can a Person Take? by Diane Long reviews
The third in a trilogy, this story follows the events of "Morethan Enough". Will Tenchi regain Ryoko's trust? Written-3/26/2002
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
More Than Enough by Diane Long reviews
The sequel to Wanting More. Tenchi and Ryoko as a couple, will it work? Written 3/26/2002
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
Wanting More by Diane Long reviews
An emotional Tenchi/Ryoko getting together lemon. Written-3/26/2002
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
The Witch of Washu by Galaxy1001D reviews
Sasami and Ryo-ohki are transported to a far away land that is strangely familiar and meet colorful characters that that remind them of their loved ones.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sasami, Ayeka - Complete
Nothing Ventured by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ten years later, Jack Sparrow returns with a startling proposition for Elizabeth and Will. Can they trust him? Will they? Most importantly, will it work? Warning: Spoilers
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
AMCW no 177 by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
There always was a strange mystique behind Vimes' badge...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Tenchi's Choice by BlackMirror6 reviews
After years of living together, Tenchi finally makes his choice as to who owns his heart. One-Shot
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tenchi M. - Complete
A Winter's Tale by Virtuella reviews
Pride & Petri dishes! It is a case of Pterry-meets-Jane-Austen when a genteel but naive alchemist comes to Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari discovers his Darcy side. Canon compatible up to Making Money. Cover Art by Dark Tari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
After The Rain: Part One by VraieEsprit reviews
OVAxTU Washu's Prequel: Between love, science and political intrigue, Washu's life is never simple. But when the ambitions of one Juraian Prince seem set to destroy lives, the future of more than just her hopes seem in doubt. COMPLETE 1.1.07 PLEASE REVIEW
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Washu, Kagato - Complete
Ryoko's Precious Gift by Artzenin reviews
Ryoko's mysterious pregnancy has the whole household in a uproar. Many questions are flying around. Like, who's the father of Ryoko's child, when Ryoko claims she's never been with a man in her whole life. RyokoxTenchi
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,628 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
Helena by Betryal reviews
ZAG challenge,songfic 'Helena' by the Misfits,oneshot, Irkens can't love another race. Zim gets rid of the problem by operating on Gaz. She'd be perfect, she'd be Irken.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by Betryal reviews
ZAGR,If Gaz and Zim were a couple, this is a brief look into minor life trials and what could happen if Gaz aged while Zim remained the same and how they would deal with it.Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
He Called Me Mom! by Blue-Haired Goddess reviews
Washu confronts Tenchi regarding her daughter, and a confused Tenchi soon finds himself drawn to Washu in a surprising way. But Tenchi's real trouble lies with Ryoko, and the fact that he might just be falling in love...
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Tenchi M., Washu
I am Ayeka by alighthawk reviews
Two years after leaving earth Ayeka struggles to find her true self from all the broken shards of her life. The Conclusion
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Ayeka - Complete
Sometimes at Night by Blue-Haired Goddess reviews
REVISED. Tenchi stays up one night to realize a very familiar phenomenon. Possible companion to poemfic "He Smiled At Her."
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Tenchi M., Ryoko - Complete
The MerryGoRound Broke Down by Diane Long reviews
Every carnival has to end sometime
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Ryoko - Complete
By the Crib Side by Rui reviews
Ryoko went to put Mayuka to bed, but what on earth is taking her SO long?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2002 - [Ryoko, Tenchi M.] Mayuka - Complete
Ryoko's Birthday by SSJ4 BROLI reviews
This is it! Ryoko's birthday. See how the gang reacts. The story which starts all my others! My first story posted, and my first romance. My most prized work, please if you read it review it.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/15/2001
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A Dream Unrequited reviews
Sequel to: Morpheus, the Reaper. Reborn into the world he once rejected, Tenchi must now face the consequences of his actions while facing an unspeakable power. Can he earn his families love and stop the coming onslaught or will all he knows be lost?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,891 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Tenchi M., Ryoko
Morpheus, the Reaper reviews
A dark city rises from a troubled psyche to blot the sun from the sky as madness and grief warp our hero, but through it all, a ray of hope shines. Is Tenchi losing his mind or can he really correct the mistake he made so long ago?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Tenchi M. - Complete
Washing reviews
Legolas comes across something terrible in the forests near Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Legolas, Gimli
Winning reviews
In an epic battle of athletic titans, only one can come out on top. Is the pain and heartache of training for something you truly believe in enough, or is it the spirit that wins out when the championship title is on the line?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Chiyo M. - Complete
Eldritch Rites reviews
An unholy power has been unleashed on the world, a being that has not been seen in an age. Is the Hellsing organization up to the challenge, or has the last defense of the world from the terrors of the dark met its match?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Alucard, Seras