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Author has written 13 stories for Criminal Minds, Mentalist, Victorious, and iCarly.

EDIT: I am guessing that most of you who have read my stories have at least a hunch that I have retired from Fan Fiction. You are correct. I quit watching the Mentalist, and quitting Fan Fiction was the next-very difficult- step. I thought for a long time that watching TM was okay, despite the language, sex, and drug use, as long as I didn't write the same way, or let that be reflected in my life.

Actually, I take that back; I have known for a long time that I need to stop watching the Mentalist, but I found it impossible to quit. I thought I couldn't do it.

I was obsessed.

Thinking about the Mentalist 24/7.

Planning my life around being able to watch the Mentalist.

I skipped too many after-church dinners to watch The Mentalist.

I rarely wrote about anything non-Mentalist related.

And I was starting to bend my standerds to allow my favorite characters the life they wanted.

I needed to quit.

The actual story behind what finally pushed me to quit is kind of long, so I won't bore you with it.

But after what happened, the actual act of quitting wasn't so hard.

But doing this-admitting that I wouldn't be finishing any of my stories... That was the hard part. For nearly two months I put it off.

But I owe it to all of you-the ones who kept me sane during a nearly impossible time of my life- to tell you the truth.

I hate not finishing projects. But these will remain unfinished.

I'm sorry.

I will be leaving my stories up, because I remember it driving me crazy when someone quit and taking their stoies down. "Hey! I was going to read that!" I would gripe to the computer, (Not that anyone could hear me.) and I could never understand them doing that.

All of you mean so much to me, and I will never forget all of the things you've done for me.

Good bye.

I love you all, and God Bless.


Hey, thanks for visiting my profile!!! (Looks at PenName) yeah, I think that pretty much covers it!!!

I love crime shows, especially The Mentalist. Criminal Minds comes in a close second.

I don't get all of the hate aimed at Ashley Seaver. (She won me over when she said, "We're looking for a liar in DC. I thought we were trying to narrow the profile???)

I am so random that-(Randomly jumps up and down and starts singing "Love Story by Taylor Swift. Sits back down.) You never know what I'm going to be writing. I like to experiment with odd pairings. (Hotch/Lisbon...Prentiss/ get the idea.)


Minelli: I hate walks, Lisbon. I know they're healthy - I don't care. Put me in a chair, I'm a happy man.

Teresa Lisbon: Main thing is you keep him in there long enough for us to search his car. Be friendly, he thinks he's a player, he'll eat it up.
Grace Van Pelt: What do mean "be friendly?"
Teresa Lisbon: Need a map?

To Lisbon, after her prints were found on the murder weapon.)
Jane: Bet you wish you wore some gloves, huh?

Jane (regarding the door): Rigsby. Little help here.
Lisbon Oh, please! (Opens the door herself)

Lisbon Cho and I have a trial meeting with the deputy AG.
Cho: Not if I throw myself into oncoming traffic first.

Deputy Fisher: (talking about Jane) What's this guy's problem?
LisbonThat would take way too long to answer.

Lisbon You know what? I don't need my gun, I can just hit you with my chair.
Jane: (smirking) I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor.

Lisbon: (to Van Pelt who has just been shot) Don't ever do this to me again.

Bosco: They're Jane's people. They need watching.
Lisbon I like to think of them as my people.
Bosco: Well, think what you like. I can't have them trying to pull some cheap stunt behind my back.
Jane: Well, we have a whole range of expensive stunts if you don't like the cheap ones.

Jane: Ah ha!
Lisbon Is that a useful 'ah ha' or an irritating 'ah ha'?

Mike: Why are you a detective?
Cho: Why am I a detective? Why are you a reporter?
Mike: What?
Cho: Why are you making this documentary?
Mike: It's a fresh perspective on law enforcement.
Cho: No, what's in it for you?
Mike: Well, uh, this is exclusive, and it's a good way to get noticed.
Cho: So you're ambitious. How long have you been doing the news here?
Mike: About eight years.
Cho: Anchor?
Mike: Mostly field work.
Cho: So you're ambitious but you haven't gotten very far.
(Cameraman laughs)
Mike: I, uh, I guess that's about it... yeah.
(Rigsby laughs)
Mike: You don't like being asked questions, do you? The team as a whole seems to have a problem with that.
Cho: Is that a question?
Brenda: Mike, if I can interrupt here...
Mike: Yeah.
Cameraman: We're clear.
Brenda: There's coffee in the kitchen, gentlemen. I'm sorry. (she bends down and looks at Cho with a pained expression and forced smile) Agent Cho?
Cho: Yeah?
Brenda: It is the specific request of the deputy A.G. that you're unit will cooperate fully with the media.
Cho: What's your point?
(Rigsby coughs)
Brenda: (stands up in disbelief) Oh...
(Cho cracks a half-smile)

Mayor Melba: These people will be leaving now.
Jane: I like the way you say that, Melba, like to talk so tough and commanding, but let me tell you something: we are state law enforcement, and we leave when we wanna leave.
Lisbon Thank you for your time.
Jane: She wants to leave.

Mr. Wallcot-I can make on phone call and your career is toast.
Cho-That's impressive, most I can get with one phone call is a pizza.

Patrick Jane: Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks.

Patrick Jane: She couldn't kill anyone unless they told her to in a firm voice

Patrick Jane: Ah, yoga. Because standing on your head listening to flute music is definitely the answer.

Teresa: Like you don't know you have major trust issues.
Patrick: I trust people. I trust you.
Teresa: No you don't, and I don't trust you either.
Patrick: It's upsetting to hear that. Really? You don't trust me?
Teresa: Of course not! How many times have you lied to me, misled me, tricked me? Is that trust? No

Teresa Lisbon Quote: This is a simple plan. It's when you start getting costumes and props that I get nervous.

Teresa Lisbon Quote: Is there a word for uncanny and irritating?

Kimball Cho Quote:
Ben Machado: I didn't know you guys were cops.
Kimball Cho: You thought we were selling magazine subscriptions?

Kimball Cho Quote:
Patrick: Vibes. Really? Vibes?
Cho: That's where he stares at the back of her neck for several hours. Women love that.

Kimball Cho Quote:
Mr Winston: How am I supposed to know who you are? You're banging on my door, CBI, CBI. Like that's supposed to mean something?
Cho: Yeah, we do need better brand awareness.

Lisbon (To Cho) "You allow him to pull that stunt again, and you'll be showing visitors around the state house wearing a stupid hat."

You know you're obsessed with the Mentalist if:

You listen to references to the show in every song

It comforts you to read comments from overly obsessed fans because you’re not the only one

You have some scenes memorized

You start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying

You’re more observant to the people around you

You think red smiley faces are somewhat creepy.

You wish that a guy could tell you how emeralds would look lovely with your eyes.

You want to find the 'Jane' to your 'Lisbon'.

You have joined a group on facebook and/or myspace involving the Mentalist and/or Jane and Lisbon.

You dream of fanfic plots.

You start shipping couples who remind you of Jisbon.

Stuff to copy and Paste:

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

And if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you love you some randomness, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think copying and pasting stuff is pointless, but you do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am insane. Just so you know.

(I know you don't care about any of this, but thanks for reading, anyway! :)

That's all for now, I'll update this page roughly every month, just because I like to.

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online Friends! by Vampire's Castle reviews
This is what happens when Castle, Beckett and the rest of the team are on facebook..
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,767 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
Playing the Master by Kaoh reviews
Teresa Lisbon has a job to do that she must hide from Jane. Will she be able to play the master of manipulation at his own game? Or will the game force another player to show his hand?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,021 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Reddest Devil by Unbeautifully-Broken reviews
If you loved someone enough, would you risk your soul to save theirs?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Grace vP., C. O'Laughlin - Complete
The One and Only by Fluent in Fangirl reviews
Freddie has loved Carly ever since he met her. He is "Crazy For This Girl." My first songfic, Creddie fluff
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
Reid's letters: season one by SSAFunbar reviews
"I tell her pretty much everything... Do you know that I write her every day?" "That's nice." "Depends on why I write her." - Reid and Garcia. Here are what some might have been like.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Losing Hope by crazygal27 reviews
Emily's daughter goes missing. Hotch and the rest of the team do everything they can to help find her. Eventual Hotch/Prentiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Of Quiet Consultants and Closed Case Pizza by klcarr892 reviews
Episode tag to 3x11
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Toast by lil smiles reviews
"Why would I put toast in a toaster? Seems a bit redundant." Jane/Lisbon banter. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Home by StillLovely reviews
Just a little Hotch/Emily drabble. Read and enjoy responsibly of course! No reading and driving!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Thanksgiving Day by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Jane and Lisbon spend Thanskgiving day together. Full summery inside.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Research by editor frog reviews
Who says that research can't be entertaining?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Did You Know? by NathanScott23 reviews
Reid has nervous habits...and they tend to manifest themselves around Jennifer Jareau. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
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Red Investigating reviews
Post Season 3 finale. The BAU is called in to find out if Red John's death was Jane defending himself-or avenging his wife and childs' deaths. Jisbon, with other umderlying couples.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Patrick J.
IHave a sister? reviews
Spencer Reid always knew his mom had poor mental health, but after her sudden death, he discovers that she had multiple personality disorder-and a daughter! How will he cope with a tenth grade girl who loves chicken and ribs more than life itself?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Reid, Sam P.
Special Gifts reviews
"She could almost feel his breath on her face. "Please, Lisbon. Let me do this for you. Please." And how could she deny him such a simple thing when he was staring at her so hopefully?" A fluffy Valentine's story.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unusual Confessions II: The Sequel reviews
Jane is leaving the CBI...And wants to hypnotize Lisbon before he goes!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Second Chance: The Sequel reviews
A sequel to Second Chance: Memoriam. Four years later, Will sees JJ, Spencer, and Henry again-Under similar, yet different, circumstances.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Decisions, Decisions reviews
After a difficult case, Grace finally decides to talk to Rigsby about them. How will he react? And what will come from it?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Forced Confessions reviews
Kristina and Jane talk, and she makes him adimt a lot of things he would rather not. But she is, in turn, faced with a hard decision. Jisbon, but with lots of Jane/Kristina friendship.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Patrick J., Kristina F.
Award Show Day reviews
A pre-Red John story about Jane and his wife. Total fluff, a story about one of his 'psychic appearances.'
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Unusual Confessions reviews
Grace is in love with Rigsby. She doesn't want to admit it. Jane gets bored. What happens? Well...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
A different path reviews
An AU ending to Strawberries and Cream. What if Lisbon had known that Jane was with Red John at the mall? What if she had made it before he shot him? Would he have still shot him? What would have happened? Read on to find out!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In The Beginning reviews
...Jade and Beck weren't even friends. So how did they go from that to Hollywood Art's main couple? Read this story to find out!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
One Word reviews
It is amazing, really, how much one word can change everything. An episode tag to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," But AU, in which the woman he was describing on the video was Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Second Chance: Memoriam reviews
Set at and after the end of Memoriam, from both Will and Reid's POVs. Will can see it in her eyes. She loves someone else. How does he deal? Mentions of H/P.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete