Ah, my poor neglected stories...

HI! I'm excited cause Ahh! anyway.. about myself:

Name: Twila star

Age: Older than my teeth

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Things that do with great books, anime, and cute guys ///

I'm a girly tomboy who likes to wear black, I'm the sister of canzie, in fact some of her stories are mine. But now I have my own account and these are my stories. Now! boring stuff over, I'm going to steal some cool stuff from canzie and you guys profile...

*sneak around*

i'm the kind of girl who laughs out loud in dead silence about spmething funny that happened...yesterday.
im the kind of girl who pushes on a pull door and pulls on a push door.
i'm the kind of girl who goes down on an up esculater and up on a down esculater, which may i mention is VERY hard to do.
i'm also very random!!

MY GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.(sometimes)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You go to your dad for advice.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.

MY GIRL SIDE:
You wear the color pink (Sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice. (Not much but more than to my dad)
You hate wearing the color black. (I love black and no one can tell me not to!)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(it has to be)
you were in gymnastics/dance.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
you care about what you look like. (Um, I do and I don't)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing

AWESOME ENDS WITH ME!!! :)

My favorite character of PPGs: buttercup

my fav of the RRBs: boomer

"give me a reason why you wouldn't want to join the dark side... I mean it's Boomer!"

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my birthday is: august 18, 1996

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

my favorite qoute from my current favorite show: "you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. but you cant pick your friends' nose. you have to let them be who they are"

-the grim adventure of billy & mandy.

Guy 1: WELCOME BACK!
I got good news and bad news.
You know your fish?
Well, i was cleaning its bowl I...
Accidentally dropped him in the blender.
Guy 2: Then whats the good news?!
Guy 1: it tasted DELICOUS!

Take a Ride on the RANDOM SIDE!!!

I like a lot of qoutes, and you'll see alot of those on my stories but I'll put them here anyways. The billy&mandy one is one of them.

Quotes

-Writting a book of poetry is like dropping a rose
petal down the grand canyon and waiting for the
echo -Don Marquis

-This is the result when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object. -The dark knight

-Isn't it amazing when you know your love is under the same sky as you? -DNAngel

-Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, you feed him for life- Unknown

-A man who questions never loses his way- The Grimm Leagacy

-... That which is white and that which is black are lost equally in the grey of it.-Anthem

-My job is to comfort the unrested, and unrest the comfortable-Inherit the Wind

-I may be rancid butter, but i'm on your side of the bread-Inherit the Wind

More to come.

No GOD, NO HOPE
Know GOD, KNOW HOPE

When your talking in the hallways with your friends, you tend to walk slower...So ditch them and hurry to class before your late!

Life is like an hour glass glued to the table...Unless you rip it off the table and turn it upside down.

It's to hard to go with the flow of the world, it's easier to go against it... besides, the reason your flowing is to fall down a waterfall.

Why not today...

Mend a quarrel
seek out a forgotten friend
write a love letter
Share some treasures

why not today
Give a soft answer
Encourage youth
keep a promise
Find the time

why not today
Forgive an enemy
listen
Apologize if you were wrong
Think of someone else first

why not today
Be kind and gentle
laugh a little
Laugh a little more
Express your gratitude

why not today
Gladden a heart of a child
Take pleasure in the beauty and wonder of the earth

Speak of love

Speak it again

SPeak it still once again!

i thought this was funny so read and laugh

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

Friends borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friends loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Best friends helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

i love those last three i thought that they were not only funny but smart 2.

Dumb Blond

a neighboor was trimming her hedge when she saw a blond go out side to her mail box, check it, and go back oinside. after a while, she continued until she came out again and did the same thing. after she did it a good amout of time, the neighboor said, "What are you doing?" the blond replied, "my computer keeps on saying 'You've got mail! You've got mail!' but everytime i check the mailbox, there is no mail! i think my computer is broken."

you can post it to your profile but remember to take the disclaimer with you!

this is funny so i'm going to post it! you should to! I know i thought it was funny. but i'm not racis...promise...

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put this on ur page if u hate racism

Man:where have you been all my life?
woman:hiding from you

Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?
woman:yes that's why i don't go there anymore

Man :is this seat empty?
woman:yes and this one will be to if you sit down

Man :your place or mine?
woman:both you go to yours and i'll go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living?
woman:i'm a female impersonater

Man :hey baby whats your sign?
woman:do not enter

Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertalized

Man:your body is a temple
woman :sorry there are no services today

Man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman:but would you stay their?

Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing(hahahahaha god tht made me tear up laughing ! )

Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
woman:really i'd rut f and u together

man:your eyes there amazing
woman:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Ladies COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE !

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

- If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

- I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95,BlossomQueen a.k.a Zahra, KingBrick a.k.a Scott, canzie

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile

- If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

- If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever run into a door, copy this in your profile.

- If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

- Somebody, for the love of God, copy and paste this onto your profile if you don't think Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread so I know I'm not alone!

- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same thing as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had to read a book you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

- If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (If I was dead how would I be putting this stuff up here?)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (MUAHAHAHAHA...what?)

If you think 13 isn't an unlucky number copy and paste this to you profile

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

and i quote then unqoute:

"Thank you for reading my profile here's a cookie!"

- kingdom-sonic-ruff13