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Hey there Boheimians and other assorted freaks-of-nature that make life interesting, hope ya'll like my stories and ideas, and lets all keep on rockin' in the free world together.
I'm am a proud member of the Bohemian-American tribe heretoafter refered to as The Skazes(in other words, my family), and my name is Chris, hence my pen-name
A Bohemian, as I interpret it, is:
I Like: Cute girls, Anime/Manga, Sweet girls, Faygo and Pizza, Shy girls, Music of all Genres except opera (I love Classical music but not opera), Feisty girls, people who know how to laugh at their own expense like I do, and Tomboyish girls cause their awesome.
I Don't Like: People who treat others like garbage and then cry like a wussie when some one bashes their teeth out for it, if your going to be a prick, at least be man enough to accept the consequences of your actions in silence, even if by some odd chance you happen to be a girl.
Interesting Random Facts About Me(will update every once in a while): I never, ever, ever, EVER pick the main character of a Manga/Anime as my favorite, I always fav one of the other main characters...okay so there is one exception, Yoh is my fav Shaman King character, but only because I SWEAR TO GAWD HE IS JUST LIKE ME!
P.S. I would love to know if anyone has figured out an emoticon for Kenshin when he's in Battousai mode!
For those of you who didn't know this, the guy in my avatar-pic is a chibi version of Hotaru, one of the members of the Shiseiten (Four Heavenly Emperors) and one of the funniest and most BA of all the characters in Samurai Deeper Kyo (or just SDK) which is one of the funniest and most BA of all manga's EVER and thats including Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, and DRAGON BALL! It is a manga that i highly recommend to anyone who can stomach heavy gore, profanity, pervertedness (nothing explicit and no direct nudity really but it is DEFINATELY not for little kids), and a few chauvinistic characters, so if your a prudish and/or squeamish feminist type person, you might not like it, but i will give you one small hint to it's awesomeness: by the end of the series, Onime no Kyo (Demon Eyes Kyo), the main character, is THE ONLY MANGA CHARACTER THAT I, PERSONALLY, THINK COULD TAKE GOKU IN A FAIR FIGHT! That, boys and girls, is how lethally awesome Kyo is, he is like Chuck Norris, only inhumanly bloodthirsty and wielding a 150 cm demonsword, the guys a mutha effin BAMFAJESUSAURUS REX!(if you do not know what a bamfajesusaurus rex is, look it up on www (dot) urbandictionary (dot) com). You had all best believe i'm gonna write an SDK fanfic someday.
On that note, do not, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT (!!!) WATCH THE ANIME VERSION OF SDK! It sucks even worse then the anime versions of most BA manga's normaly do (those bastards bastardized Hotaru! and he is my favorite character!)
Favorite Characters from whatever(will update progressively):
ALL BELOW LISTS ARE BASED PURELY ON BAMFAGE AND DO NOT NESSACCARILY REFLECT HOW WELL I DO OR DO NOT LIKE THEM
List of Bamfajesusaurus Rexes: Gohan (DB), Seijuro Hiko XIII (RK), Onime no Kyo (SDK), Toph Bei Fong (A:TLA), Saphira (IC).
List of Bamfasaurus Rexes: Goku (Dragon Ball), Kenshin-as-Battousai (RK), Shihoudou (SDK), Mibu Kyoshiro (SDK), Yuan (SDK), Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach), Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach), Sesshomaru (IY), Hiei (YYH), InuYasha (Take a wild guess ;3), Vegeta (DB), Future Trunks (DB), Roran (IC), Angela (IC).
List of Bamfasauruses: Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Hitsugaya Toshiro (Bleach), Kuchiki Byakuya (Bleach), Iroh (A:TLA), Bumi (A:TLA), Urameshi Yusuke (YuYu Hakusho), Hotaru of the Shiseiten (SDK), Akira of the Shiseiten (SDK), Akari of the Shiseiten (SDK), Bontenmaru of the Shiseiten (SDK), Sarutobi Sasuke (FROM SAMURAI DEEPER KY, NOT NARUTO!!!), Saito Hajime (RK), Fubuki (SDK), Hishigi (SDK), Trunks (DB), Eragon (IC), Arya (IC), Murtagh and Thorn (IC).
List of Bamfs: Kurama (YYH), Tien (DB), Yamcha (DB), Sagara Sanosuke (RK), Soujirou Seta (RK), Sarugeki Hiyori (Bleach), Hirako Shinji (Bleach), Urahara Kisuke (Bleach), Shihoin Yoruichi (Bleach), Ishida Uryuu (Bleach), Kurotsuchi Nemu (Bleach), Miroku (IY), Yukishiro Enishi (RK), Azula (A:TLA), Thalia Grace (PJ&TO), Piccalo (DB), Chimmei (SDK), Okuni (SDK), Tokito (SDK), Benitora (SDK), Mahiro (SDK), Solembum (IC), Blodgharm (IC).
List of Bamfanators: Azula (A:TLA), Thalia Grace (PJ&TO), Piccalo (DB), Trunks (DB), Yukishiro Enishi (RK), Seijuro Hiko XIII (RK), Saito Hajime (RK), Hotaru of the Shiseiten (SDK), Sarutobi Sasuke (FROM SAMURAI DEEPER KY, NOT NARUTO!!!), Sanada Yukimura (SDK), Murtagh and Thorn(IC).
List of Bamfaroos: Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Soujirou Seta (RK), Seijuro Hiko XIII (RK), Onime no Kyo (SDK), Sarutobi Sasuke (FROM SAMURAI DEEPER KY, NOT NARUTO!!!), Angela (IC), Eragon (IC), Arya (IC).
btw I'm not a sexist just because their are only nine (ten if you count Akari ;3) females on the above list, thats just how it is.
List of Favorite Pairings:
Rurouni Kenshin: Kenkao, Sanogumi, Aosao. Although I ship Aosao and YahikoxTsubame, I also think YahikoxMisao or MisaoxSojiro would be cute too, if it were done right. I also majorly like the idea of a platonic Enishi/Sojiro friendship
Guys can be classified into one of several groups, according to how they choose their girls;
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Also, they kicked me out for selling snowcones.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Tired of living and scared of dying
Scared to remember, terrified to forget
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (actually it’s the other way around)
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Copy and Paste:
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you think homophobes and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth, copy and past this into your profile.
HEY people of the world, Homophobia is retarded. HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY! copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you use your tv to listen to the radio, copy this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you prefer solitude to company, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.(Actually, it depends on who...)
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile
I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.
Something my friend showed me:
Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, Chris of the Skazes
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, Chris of the Skazes
Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop.
Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and others are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can
P.S. I'm the kind of guy that reaches for the top apples, ignores the rotten ones, repeatedly falls on his a$$, and keeps climbing because he know he will someday find the right apple that will make his world perfect :)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, .x.Anime-Lover.x., bloodroseinthetwilight, Anim34eva96, xSushiixCooki3zx, Goddess Of Power,TFSTARFIRE, FoxFirecard, Primesbaby007, Lionlover190,
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
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97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded... (!)
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.
If you consider your familey psycho, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. (actually, I'm a guy, but still...it's an interesting thought, right?)
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.
If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile
If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile.
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile
If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a book worm, repost this
If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, hopes-and-dreams-last-forever, Chris of the Skazes
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( oh the idiocy of the human race.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (um did I miss a memo or something)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well it helps if you don't print that on the bottom, but you know that's just me)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no its going to be cold...idiots)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no really)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (first off...who in their right mind would let a kid like 5 years old operate or drive with or without the medicine)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( oh I thought you put them in the pool or any body of water)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (explain said uses)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No i wanted the other kind of nuts! the ones you can eat)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (in the words of megatron "humans don't deserve to live if you try this!")
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (no I thought I would breath) (not sure what it really says but something around that.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix already, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think brunettes rock, copy this in your profile.
Color me Cool, Color me Hot, Color me Crazy, but I'd rather be Colored the Whole Crayon Box!
Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'
1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.
Murphey's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty
Remember, When You get Caught Watching Him, He was Sneaking a Glance, Too.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat,
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
Who keeps your picture in his wallet,
Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup;
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.
The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
(in other words, someone like me ;3)
Words of Someone Else's Wisdom
Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so what's to stop it?
"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. " Chruchill
The Mighty Oak is the result of a Nut that held it's Ground.
"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" Sarah Williams
“There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn. Whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.” Richard Bach.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein
"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain.
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Churchill
"In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." Jane Austin.
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."Norma Jeane
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
1.Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!
2.If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
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4.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.harrypercyeragonjosh.122boy.Chris of the Skazes.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
6.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
8.If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
9. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you arhe part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.
10.Put on your profile if you were too busy to notice number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
14.If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
15.If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
16.If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
Things to do at Wal-Mart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Carefully place a slice of pumpkin pie in one of the urinals
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
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