Chris of the Skazes
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Joined 03-09-11, id: 2783686, Profile Updated: 10-26-16
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, RWBY, and Bleach.

Hey there Boheimians and other assorted freaks-of-nature that make life interesting, hope ya'll like my stories and ideas, and lets all keep on rockin' in the free world together.

I'm am a proud member of the Bohemian-American tribe heretoafter refered to as The Skazes(in other words, my family), and my name is Chris, hence my pen-name

A Bohemian, as I interpret it, is:
Someone who tries to live by the ideals of truth, freedom, love, and all those beautiful-sounding concepts.
Someone who kinda does their own thing and as a consequence has a kinda weird fashion sense
If this describes you, then do please honor yourself by flying your freak flag high!
La Vie Boheme!

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

Things I Like: Good stories.
Things I Hate: Bad stories.
My Hobbies: Writing stories.
My Dream For The Future: TO BE THE GREATEST, I mean, to be a really great writer, someday...yeah...


Favorite Characters from whatever(will update progressively):
Myojin Yahiko from Rurouni Kenshin: He is an awesome little guy, and one of my favorite things about RuruKen was watching Yahiko get stronger and more mature
Makimachi Misao from RK: She is hyper, loud, and reckless, kinda like me :3
Hotaru of the Shiseiten from Samurai Deeper Kyo: Too many reasons, would have to read the manga yourself, BUT DO NOT WATCH THE ANIME BECAUSE ANIME-HOTARU IS EVIL!
Shihoudou from SDK: Aside from the sweet (and sexadelic) outfit, she has an incorridgable personality and a perpetually relaxed attitude
Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho: The coolest short person EVER!
Genkai from YYH: The coolest old lady ever, 'nuff said
Rin from InuYasha: Anyone who can even slightly thaw Seeshy's heart is an awesome little girl in my books, unless said person is not, in fact, a little girl like Rin is ;3
Asakura Yoh from Shaman King: The only lead character i have ever designated as my all time fav character from any manga, he is kind, lazy, relaxed, and an awesome friend as well as an awesome Shaman, i swear to effing gawd he is just like me, well, except for the shaman part
Kyoyama Anna from Shaman King: As creepy as it is that Yoh is so much like me, creepier still is how much Anna seems to be just like my dream girl O.O
Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender: IROH PWNS EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, AND THEN SOME!!!
Toph Bei Fong from A:TLA: If Chuck Norris were a blind, twelve year old earthbender, Toph would still be able to kick his ass.
Nico di Angelo from Percy Jackson & The Olympians: An all around awesome dude, and a necromancer. Those are always cool
Thalia Grace from PJ&TO: The ultimate punk chick, equal parts "Riot Girl" by Good Charlotte, "She's a Rebel" by Greenday, and "T.N.T." by AC/DC
Gohan from Dragon Ball (and DBZ, but NOT DBGT): Blows Cell away with a one-handed Kamehameha Wave (even if it took him, like, all day), blasts Frieza to purple smoke with one gut-punch, kicked Evil Buu's ass without going Super Saiyajin (or using Ki for most of the fight), and he just straight up owns hardcore, need I say more? Too bad.
Roran from the Inheritance Cycle: My personal vote for that series' number one badass. Whenever I picture him in my mind, he looks sort of like Aragon from LotR.
Elva from the Inheritance Cycle: She's creepy, and awesome, and I would totally adopt her as my new little sister.
Agent Maine/The Meta from Red vs Blue: This man is too much for you to handle and I don't care who you are (unless you're Toph).
Agent Carolina from Red vs Blue: Perhaps my favorite redhead in all of fiction.
Nappa from Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Still the funniest one there is.
Skinner Sweet from American Vampire: He is the baddest man alive (or undead, whatever).
Havelock Vetinari from The Discworld Novels: THE Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. This man is the living ideal that such legendary Magnificent Bastards as Machiavelli, Megabyte, and David Xanatos himself aspire to be. In a city that is best described as Medieval (or rather, these days, Industrial Revolution-era) London turned upside down, inside out, and frequently burned down, this is the man that plays the strings and keeps everything running like a clock. That he rarely has to blatantly twist anyone's arm to make them do what he wants, and when he does so it's done so politely and demurely that the poor fool thinks it was their own idea (unless it's Moist, in which case the pretense is much more thinly veiled) only enhances this. If Doctor Doom were not a villain, he would be Vetinari. If Batman himself were a politician (or, more accurately, a more-or-less-benevolent dictator) he would be Vetinari. If any man could single-handedly dismantle The Party and expose Big Brother as a sham without giving the appearance of trying, it's Lord Havelock Vetinari.
Samuel Vimes from The Discworld Novels: Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and also a Duke. TV Tropes puts it best this way:
"A number of dragons, dwarves, trolls, golems, vampires, werewolves, assassins, criminals, politicians, and supernatural things of vengeance have tried to kill him at one point or another. He has managed to survive them all and kicked their asses to the Rim and back with nothing but his ruthless cunning and sheer willpower."
That to give him a Green Lantern Ring would be to give him Godhood should go without saying to anyone familiar with his exploits. In one of the dirtier and more corrupt cities in the Multiverse of Fiction, this man is like unto the living incarnation of Truth, Justice, and The Morporkian Way.
Moist von Lipwig from The Discworld Novels: If Loki- Mythical Loki, not Marvel Loki -did (another) genderbender, and eloped with Hermes, and their inevitable lovechild was raised by Bugs Bunny, turned mortal and sent to the Discworld...Moist would STILL be able to swindle the poor chap out of his own pants. To anyone who thinks a book about the post office can't be awesome, read Going Postal. To anyone who thinks a book about the bank can't be hilarious, read Making Money. To anyone who thinks that a book about the invention of the railway can't be full of wit, read Raising Steam. If this man is not Vetinari's inevitable successor, I simply don't know who is.

List of Favorite Pairings:

Rurouni Kenshin: Kenkao, Kenmoe, Sanogumi, Aosao. Although I ship Aosao and YahikoxTsubame, I also think YahikoxMisao or MisaoxSojiro would be cute too, if it were done right. I also majorly like the idea of a platonic Enishi/Sojiro friendship
Bleach: Ichikia(or Rukigo), Ichihime, Urymu, Hiyoji, Renkia(or Ruji), Toshigiku (or Ranshiro, Matsugaya, and Hitsumoto), Toshimori (or Momoshiro)
Inuyasha: Sesshy/Rin, aside from that, pretty much just canon pairings
SDK: Mostly canon pairings, but I think SasukexSantera would be really, really, cute. A lot of SDK fans seem to ship YukimuraxSasuke, but I just don't think they're like that. YukimuraxSaizo, maybe, but I get more of a father/son vibe from Yukimura and Sasuke.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Kataang, Taang, Sukka, Tokka, Maiko, Toko.

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Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,305 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Hunted by munchydino12 reviews
/AU/ Unique benders are classified as 'Special Bender' or 'Spec' for short and are sought by ruthless people willing to stop at nothing to gain power. Over half a century after the Hundred Year War, a Spec named Bolin is born. When his unique ability to bend earth with his mind is discovered, a price is placed on his head. Now it is up to Mako, Bolin's only brother, to protect him.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,356 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S.
The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity by Loopy777 reviews
A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience. Now featuring Tokka of the Jungle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 114 - Words: 125,908 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Toph, Sokka] Aang, Katara
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 4,572 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long]
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32531 - Favs: 19,542 - Follows: 15,816 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Objects in Space by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Book One of As the Turn of the Worlds. Aang never woke up from the iceberg, and the world went on without him. Now, three millennia later, the world is highly advanced, the Avatar is a barely-remembered myth, and a man smuggles a large box onto a transport ship. Fusion with Firefly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
No Matter What by Leaving-My-Mark reviews
Turning Tides spoilers ahead! While spending quality time with her mother, little ten-year-old Lin wonders what her mother would do if Lin didn't have her bending. Years later, after losing her bending, she remembers her mother's response.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Catch by Dragon Elexus reviews
Lin's sure she's destined to become the first master of cable-swinging. However, she'll need to learn that even she might need someone to catch her. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
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Sweet Nothingness
Technically a self-insert fic, but NOT by any means your typical self-insert. A (sort of) self-insert fic that respects the fact that the canon characters have personalities of their own and probably wouldn't like to have their home invaded by an outsider from the real world. Also crammed full of possibly-offensive crack humor, but no slash. Ye, who dare enter, have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,605 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 10/17 - Organization XIII, OC
On The Other Side reviews
In memoriam to the victims of the Battle of Beacon. Because death is not the end. (Had to get this out of my system before Volume 4 drops.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 10/9 - Pyrrha Nikos, Penny, Amber
The Unexpected Captain reviews
While infiltrating the Soul Society to help Ichigo rescue Rukia, Uryuu and Orihime run into Squad 12's terrifying Captain. The twist is, it's not Mayuri Kurotsuchi. (Parallel universe, alternate history, whatever you want to call it.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
Rebuilding A Burned Bridge reviews
Shortly after Kairi moves into the Mysterious Tower to begin her training, Riku leaves on a mission with the King. Unfortunately, he neglected to mention the other redheaded Keyblade wielder-in-training that might drop by. And when he does, things...could get awkward. A purely platonic KaiLea fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8 - Kairi, Lea - Complete
Roxas is not feeling well, so he goes to see the Organization's official physician: Vexen. He only hopes he doesn't get dissected. And Xion makes a horrible mistake...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31