Chris of the Skazes
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Joined 03-09-11, id: 2783686, Profile Updated: 10-18-14

Hey there Boheimians and other assorted freaks-of-nature that make life interesting, hope ya'll like my stories and ideas, and lets all keep on rockin' in the free world together.

I'm am a proud member of the Bohemian-American tribe heretoafter refered to as The Skazes(in other words, my family), and my name is Chris, hence my pen-name

A Bohemian, as I interpret it, is:
Someone who tries to live by the ideals of truth, freedom, love, and all those beautiful-sounding concepts.
And/or:
Someone who kinda does their own thing and as a consequence has a kinda weird fashion sense
If this describes you, then do please honor yourself by flying your freak flag high!
La Vie Boheme!

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Things I Like: Good stories.
Things I Hate: Bad stories.
My Hobbies: Writing stories.
My Dream For The Future: TO BE THE GREATEST HOKA-...er, I mean, to be a really great writer, someday...yeah...

MOVING ON!

Favorite Characters from whatever(will update progressively):
Myojin Yahiko from Rurouni Kenshin: He is an awesome little guy, and one of my favorite things about RuruKen was watching Yahiko get stronger and more mature
Makimachi Misao from RK: She is hyper, loud, and reckless, kinda like me :3
Hotaru of the Shiseiten from Samurai Deeper Kyo: Too many reasons, would have to read the manga yourself, BUT DO NOT WATCH THE ANIME BECAUSE ANIME-HOTARU IS EVIL!
Shihoudou from SDK: Aside from the sweet (and sexadelic) outfit, she has an incorridgable personality and a perpetually relaxed attitude
Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho: The coolest short person EVER!
Genkai from YYH: The coolest old lady ever, 'nuff said
Rin from InuYasha: Anyone who can even slightly thaw Seeshy's heart is an awesome little girl in my books, unless said person is not, in fact, a little girl like Rin is ;3
Asakura Yoh from Shaman King: The only lead character i have ever designated as my all time fav character from any manga, he is kind, lazy, relaxed, and an awesome friend as well as an awesome Shaman, i swear to effing gawd he is just like me, well, except for the shaman part
Kyoyama Anna from Shaman King: As creepy as it is that Yoh is so much like me, creepier still is how much Anna seems to be just like my dream girl O.O
Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender: IROH PWNS EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, AND THEN SOME!!!
Toph Bei Fong from A:TLA: If Chuck Norris were a blind, twelve year old earthbender, Toph would still be able to kick his ass.
Nico di Angelo from Percy Jackson & The Olympians: An all around awesome dude, and a necromancer. Those are always cool
Thalia Grace from PJ&TO: The ultimate punk chick, equal parts "Riot Girl" by Good Charlotte, "She's a Rebel" by Greenday, and "T.N.T." by AC/DC
Gohan from Dragon Ball (and DBZ, but NOT DBGT): Blows Cell away with a one-handed Kamehameha Wave (even if it took him, like, all day), blasts Frieza to purple smoke with one gut-punch, kicked Evil Buu's ass without going Super Saiyajin (or using Ki for most of the fight), and he just straight up owns hardcore, need I say more? Too bad.
Roran from the Inheritance Cycle: My personal vote for that series' number one badass. Whenever I picture him in my mind, he looks sort of like Aragon from LotR.
Elva from the Inheritance Cycle: She's creepy, and awesome, and I would totally adopt her as my new little sister.
Agent Maine/The Meta from Red vs Blue: This man is too much for you to handle and I don't care who you are (unless you're Toph).
Agent Carolina from Red vs Blue: Perhaps my favorite redhead in all of fiction.
Nappa from Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Though no longer a recurring character, he's still the funniest one there is.
Skinner Sweet from American Vampire: He is the baddest man alive (or undead, whatever).
Havelock Vetinari from The Discworld Novels: THE Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. This man is the living ideal that such legendary Magnificent Bastards as Machiavelli, Megabyte, and David Xanatos himself aspire to be. In a city that is best described as Medieval (or rather, these days, Industrial Revolution-era) London turned upside down, inside out, and frequently burned down, this is the man that plays the strings and keeps everything running like a clock. That he rarely has to blatantly twist anyone's arm to make them do what he wants, and when he does so it's done so politely and demurely that the poor fool thinks it was their own idea (unless it's Moist, in which case the pretense is much more thinly veiled) only enhances this. If Doctor Doom were not a villain, he would be Vetinari. If Batman himself were a politician (or, more accurately, a more-or-less-benevolent dictator) he would be Vetinari. If any man could single-handedly dismantle The Party and expose Big Brother as a sham without giving the appearance of trying, it's Lord Havelock Vetinari.
Samuel Vimes from The Discworld Novels: Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and also a Duke. TV Tropes puts it best this way:
"A number of dragons, dwarves, trolls, golems, vampires, werewolves, assassins, criminals, politicians, and supernatural things of vengeance have tried to kill him at one point or another. He has managed to survive them all and kicked their asses to the Rim and back with nothing but his ruthless cunning and sheer willpower."
That to give him a Green Lantern Ring would be to give him Godhood should go without saying to anyone familiar with his exploits. In one of the dirtier and more corrupt cities in the Multiverse of Fiction, this man is like unto the living incarnation of Truth, Justice, and The Morporkian Way.
Moist von Lipwig from The Discworld Novels: If Loki- Mythical Loki, not Marvel Loki -did (another) genderbender, and eloped with Hermes, and their inevitable lovechild was raised by Bugs Bunny, turned mortal and sent to the Discworld...Moist would STILL be able to swindle the poor chap out of his own pants. To anyone who thinks a book about the post office can't be awesome, read Going Postal. To anyone who thinks a book about the bank can't be hilarious, read Making Money. To anyone who thinks that a book about the invention of the railway can't be full of wit, read Raising Steam. If this man is not Vetinari's inevitable successor, I simply don't know who is.

List of Favorite Pairings:

Rurouni Kenshin: Kenkao, Sanogumi, Aosao. Although I ship Aosao and YahikoxTsubame, I also think YahikoxMisao or MisaoxSojiro would be cute too, if it were done right. I also majorly like the idea of a platonic Enishi/Sojiro friendship
Bleach: Ichikia(or Rukigo), Ichihime, Urymu, Hiyoji, Renkia(or Ruji), Toshigiku (or Ranshiro, Matsugaya, and Hitsumoto), Toshimori (or Momoshiro)
Inuyasha: Sesshy/Rin, aside from that, pretty much just canon pairings
SDK: Mostly canon pairings, but I think SasukexSantera would be really, really, cute. A lot of SDK fans seem to ship YukimuraxSasuke, but I just don't think they're like that. YukimuraxSaizo, maybe, but I get more of a father/son vibe from Yukimura and Sasuke.
Naruto: NARUTOXHINATA 4EVAH!!!
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Kataang, Taang, Sukka, Tokka, Maiko, Toko.

Guys can be classified into one of several groups, according to how they choose their girls;
1) Most guys relentlessly pursue any female that matches their list of desirable physical traits, and then wonder why they always get stuck with sluts, bimbos, and scheming manipulative bitches (not trying to be offensive, but not EVERY swine-of-a-person is a male, girls have dark sides too).
2) Some guys, slightly smarter than group 1, know what they are looking for in a girl, both physicaly and mentally, and persue them with passion, but along the way they behave in a manner unbefitting who they really are, and then wonder why they are miserable even though they have the girl of their dreams.
3) Other guys, with good intentions but less than adequate brain, THINK they know what kind of girl they want, but are too shy to approach them, and too tunnel-sighted to see that the girl they REALLY want and can be HAPPY with is right in front of their face, and then wonder why love is so confusing.
4) Still other guys buy into the cock-and-bull theory that women LIKE being mistreated, and think acting like a badass and an asshole is going to get them somewhere, and when everyone is either too scared of them or hates them too much to want anything to do with them, they wonder why they feel so alone.
5) And then you have the hopeless, romantic saps who let their 'dream girl' walk all over them because they think they can change people by being really kind and nice to them, and then they wonder why they get walked on and stepped over all the time.
6) And finally you have the too-rare group that I belong to, the guys smart enough to realize this simple truth: you don't chose the girl, the girl choses you. So guys like me are perfectly content to just be ourselves, showing off our true nature to anyone who cares to see, patiently waiting for the girl that will see us, want us, and accept us, unconditionally, for who we are, because acceptence and understanding and empathy are the only things we desire in the ideal life-mate, and the only thing we wonder about is who we will meet tommarrow.
If you belong to Group 6, copy and paste :)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? (Also, saying the words 'depth perception' has always been the bane of my existence)

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Also, they kicked me out for selling snowcones.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (actually it’s the other way around)

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Copy and Paste:

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think homophobes and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth, copy and past this into your profile.

HEY people of the world, Homophobia is retarded. HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY! copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you use your tv to listen to the radio, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you prefer solitude to company, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.(Actually, it depends on who...)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

Something my friend showed me:

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.
My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX Put your name here if you want it all to change and show you care: Ironhide and Lennox, Chris of the Skazes,

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, Chris of the Skazes

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, Chris of the Skazes

Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop.

Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and others are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

P.S. I'm the kind of guy that reaches for the top apples, ignores the rotten ones, repeatedly falls on his a$$, and keeps climbing because he knows he will someday find the right apple that will make his world perfect :)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, .x.Anime-Lover.x., bloodroseinthetwilight, Anim34eva96, xSushiixCooki3zx, Goddess Of Power,TFSTARFIRE, FoxFirecard, Primesbaby007, Lionlover190,
CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, Chris of the Skazes,

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run,-BEEP-Run!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.
She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face!

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97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 10

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded... (!)

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.

If you consider your familey psycho, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you want to be the type of girl/guy that makes the devil go "oh crap, s/he's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a book worm, repost this

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, hopes-and-dreams-last-forever, Chris of the Skazes

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( oh the idiocy of the human race.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (um did I miss a memo or something)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well it helps if you don't print that on the bottom, but you know that's just me)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no its going to be cold...idiots)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no really)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (first off...who in their right mind would let a kid like 5 years old operate or drive with or without the medicine)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( oh I thought you put them in the pool or any body of water)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (explain said uses)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No i wanted the other kind of nuts! the ones you can eat)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (in the words of megatron "humans don't deserve to live if you try this!")

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (no I thought I would breath) (not sure what it really says but something around that.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

O.O
That's right I'm looking at you.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix already, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think brunettes rock, copy this in your profile.

Color me Cool, Color me Hot, Color me Crazy, but I'd rather be Colored the Whole Crayon Box!

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

Murphey's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

Remember, when you get caught watching him/her, s/he was sneaking a glance, too.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat,

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup;

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.

The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

(in other words, someone like me ;3)

Words of Someone Else's Wisdom

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so what's to stop it?

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. " Chruchill

The Mighty Oak is the result of a Nut that held it's Ground.

"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" Sarah Williams

“There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn. Whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.” Richard Bach.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Churchill

"In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." Jane Austin.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."Norma Jeane

Best friends

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

1.Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

2.If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

3.If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

4.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.harrypercyeragonjosh.122boy.Chris of the Skazes.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

6.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

8.If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

9. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you arhe part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

10.Put on your profile if you were too busy to notice number 5.

11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

13.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

14.If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

15.If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

16.If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Carefully place a slice of pumpkin pie in one of the urinals

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the

corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt

and strain to yank the doors open, then

act as if you're embarrassed when they

open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake

and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a

while. Then announce in horror: "You're

one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And

push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone

presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger

for a while, then announce: "I have new

socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look

around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the

emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor

with chalk and announce to the other

passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person

in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they

give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for

other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're

waiting for your friend. After a while,

let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,

How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone

reaches to help pick it up, then scream:

"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of

everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant

and review emergency procedures and

exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

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Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. Updates every 2 weeks on Sunday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,249 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/3 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30103 - Favs: 16,363 - Follows: 14,451 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity by Loopy777 reviews
A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience. Now featuring two dates Aang went on, three he didn't, and one that he's trying desperately to forget.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 121,015 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Aang, Katara] Toph, Azula
Hunted by munchydino12 reviews
/AU/ Unique benders are classified as 'Special Bender' or 'Spec' for short and are sought by ruthless people willing to stop at nothing to gain power. Over half a century after the Hundred Year War, a Spec named Bolin is born. When his unique ability to bend earth with his mind is discovered, a price is placed on his head. Now it is up to Mako, Bolin's only brother, to protect him.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 99,250 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S.
Objects in Space by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Book One of As the Turn of the Worlds. Aang never woke up from the iceberg, and the world went on without him. Now, three millennia later, the world is highly advanced, the Avatar is a barely-remembered myth, and a man smuggles a large box onto a transport ship. Fusion with Firefly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
No Matter What by Leaving-My-Mark reviews
Turning Tides spoilers ahead! While spending quality time with her mother, little ten-year-old Lin wonders what her mother would do if Lin didn't have her bending. Years later, after losing her bending, she remembers her mother's response.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Catch by Completely Different reviews
Lin's sure she's destined to become the first master of cable-swinging. However, she'll need to learn that even she might need someone to catch her. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete