Dazaris8theOwl
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Joined 03-09-11, id: 2783843, Profile Updated: 04-01-11
Author has written 8 stories for iCarly, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Call of Duty, and Minecraft.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Your One And Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships

Now After you have read my Profile, Please take 15 seconds to Remember the soldiers that gave their lives for us and this country. Thank you.


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The Guardian by Hodgeofpodge reviews
A boy named Baron is transformed into a barred owl and sucked into the land of Hoole. There, he must face many trials in his journey to become one of the legendary Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Rated T for blood and violence. (Currently on Hiatus)
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Soren, Ezylryb/Lyze of Kiel
iWant Freddie too by Greetings Friend reviews
Freddie and Sam are dating but nobody knows yet. Carly wants Freddie. What'll happen when Carly and Mrs Benson find out. SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Rise from Ashes by Vibrant-Blue reviews
Dragons, Wars, and bad toilet systems. What have I got myself into? I'm now in the land of Skyrim, and instead of over 300 hours of game play its my life, literally! Join me as I rise from the ashes of a village and make my mark on the realm of Tamriel! Warning! This is a Self Insert! R&R if you enjoy it! Due to Exam's update will be slow or non existent for next few months!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
What's in a Name by bloodydarkwolf reviews
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet...He didn't ask for this. He didn't ask to be hated. He didn't ask to be a freak. He didn't even asked to be born. It wasn't his fault, but they hated him anyway.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,157 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009
Jealous Guy by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
It's Freddie's quest in life to be truly happy after his mother's death and moving in with his father. But jealousy always seems to step in the way. He ends up falling for three different girls. Although he seems to sway towards one, will he end up with her? Read to find out!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Freddie B.
I Still Remember by Rookie70Penguin reviews
Very beautiful and heart-jerking. Make sure tissues remain on your desktop. A songfic/Regular story. Rated for safety. I don't own anything except the songs and the story. Sorry, I suck at summaries. The story is better than it sounds, Trust me.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,080 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Marlene, Skipper
To Save A Goner by Rookie70Penguin reviews
An attempted suicide, leads to a confession. Confession leads to a kiss. What will the kiss lead to? And what will become of everything that takes place? Much better than it sounds. You could say, they were Romeo and Juliet...Rated T for safety.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Marlene, Skipper
Second Honeymoon by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
A divorce 3 years prior leads Sam and Freddie separate ways. One's a criminal, the other's a cop. Will their pathes cross? What twisted events will occur? Rated t for language, violence, and sexual references. Seddie well...kinda.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Dating Life of Seddie by icarlyfreak reviews
A bunch of Seddie one-shots where Sam and Freddie are dating in every chapter. Every relationship holds bumps in the road, but also, every relationship has its very special moments too. SEDDIE, obviously.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Unlikely Hero by Potzy375 reviews
Emma had a normal life, well what is normal really? However, her life changes forever when she falls asleep and wakes up in the Assassin's Creed game, but things aren't quite what they seem. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Altaïr
iShut Down by SeddieLUV reviews
After Freddie saves Sam from being raped,she trusts no one else. Freddie stays with her constantly,but Sam is locked in her own mind. Stitching the pieces of Sam's heart back together won't be easy. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Guardians of Facebook Mesmo: The Last Telepath by TelepathicGuardian24 reviews
In the kingdom of Silverveil there were a group of telepathic owls hidden to all for many moons until discovered and raided by Pure Ones. Only one owl who goes by the name of Mesmo survived. This is my story.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Halo: Reach: The Last Spartan by Reader123456789 reviews
Jared and his group of friends really love Halo: Reach. But what if that love for it sends them to the place they thought they "Loved"
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,038 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Radio Host by SeddieNinja reviews
"Okay, that's it for this morning. I'll see you tomorrow morning bright and early. And remember, if there is a Sam Puckett listening… I miss you. We all do…" He turned off the mic and sighed. It seemed as though Sam had been lost from his life forever.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iTravel into the future by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
Sam and Freddie are forced to do a science project involving time travel. With the help of Freddie's Uncle "Doc" not only will they get an A but see things they never thought they'd see. Including their future together. Seddie iCarly/Back to the future
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Truth Or Dare? by Raven-Skype reviews
Ever wondered what the Eragon characters would do in a game of Truth or Dare? Wonder no longer! This is a public fic, meaning that YOU make up the Dares/Truths and I'll write them. Don't trust me? No problem! YOU can write your own dares and send me them!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
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The Warrior reviews
I really don't know how to describe this, but i'll try. Crunching bones, knives, spinal cords, six people plus a dog, arrows to the knees, what could possibly go wrong! M for saftey
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
The Figure Shrouded in Mist reviews
The story line of Black Ops zombie maps, plus an OC.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Samantha, Nikolai B.
ihave a blue arm reviews
Freddie discovers that he and his father are wizards! Sam's a Demon? And who's this mysterious Overlord? T for blood, Fighting, Killing, And finally, SEDDIE! And cibby.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Max's Beginning reviews
Max was born in St. Aggie's and escapes. Then with his newfound friends he heads for a santuary, The Great Tree. This is his Beginning. OCXOC
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011
I get a new job reviews
Spencer Goes to Carly's school and becomes the Art teacher! Better then sounds. Creddie at first then Seddie and Cibby
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Ga'Hoolian Truth or Dare reviews
My very first Truth or dare! All owls from the book are there, including special guest stars in some chapters! Better then summary. Nothing more then T dares. No cussing. Reveiws for dare and truths.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011
I Spy reviews
Sam Puckett is acutally a Spy code named Blue Ocean.She's Charged with Getting close to Freddie. She falls for him and he is targeted by a gang that Sam is hunting down. Seddie and blood.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
i date Sam reviews
After thanksgiving Sam moves in with Carly, That mean Freddie sees her all the time what will become of this?SEDDIE ROCKS! May contain kissing and cibby.First ICarly fic. Words may get cut off or smushed together.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
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Community: Seddie, Creddie, And Cibby, Oh my.
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