Author has written 4 stories for Victorious.
Hello all... I am missamerika91! I
know,I know strange name but don't ask... longgggggg story. So here are a few facts about me...
1. I love the shows Glee, Victorious, Snl, The Middle, and Modern Family!!
2. I will only write fanfics for the show Victorious though!
3. I am a Bade shipper and I also like the Jade and Cat FRIENDSHIIP!! NOT romance I find it wierd!
“To die would be an awfully big adventure"
~ Peter Pan
"When you reach for the stars, all you get are the stars,
when you reach for the heavens, you get the stars thrown in."
~ Mary Poppins
"We're all mad here"
~ Alice In Wonderland
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you"
~Winnie the Pooh
1. Your real name: Erika
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Kairxe
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Eriizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Orange Hippo
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Elizabeth Virginia
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Geber
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Lemonade
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): My parents dont have middle names... so sad :(
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Samantha
10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): RickyFlo
11. Your Couple Name (The first 3 letters of your Crush and the first 3 Letters of your name) Daneri
12. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your firs name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): Erieligebe
13.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at end: GleeModernFamilyVictoriousLadyFacts~Of~Life~
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A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and you just jacked their shoes.
Terapist= The Rapist (SCARY!!)
I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun!
I ran with scissors and lived.
When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not only a "you had to be there", its also a "you have to as retarded as us" (or just me...)
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
If you go to thesaurus.com and type in "ninjas" it says"Ninjas cannot be found". Well played Ninjas!
KK thanks for reading!!! well now you know me!!! well be sure to read my stories!!