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Author has written 4 stories for Victorious.

Hello all... I am missamerika91! I

know,I know strange name but don't ask... longgggggg story. So here are a few facts about me...

1. I love the shows Glee, Victorious, Snl, The Middle, and Modern Family!!

2. I will only write fanfics for the show Victorious though!

3. I am a Bade shipper and I also like the Jade and Cat FRIENDSHIIP!! NOT romance I find it wierd!

Famous Quotes:

To die would be an awfully big adventure"

~ Peter Pan

"When you reach for the stars, all you get are the stars,

when you reach for the heavens, you get the stars thrown in."

~ Mary Poppins

"We're all mad here"

~ Alice In Wonderland

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you"

~Winnie the Pooh

1. Your real name: Erika

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Kairxe

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Eriizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Orange Hippo

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Elizabeth Virginia

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Geber

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Lemonade

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): My parents dont have middle names... so sad :(

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Samantha

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): RickyFlo

11. Your Couple Name (The first 3 letters of your Crush and the first 3 Letters of your name) Daneri

12. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your firs name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): Erieligebe

13.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at end: GleeModernFamilyVictoriousLadyFacts~Of~Life~

ℓ. α.υ.g.н. уσυя нєαят συт
∂.α.η.¢.є. ιη тнє яαιη
¢.н.є.я.ι.ѕ.н. тнє мємσяιєѕ
ι.g.η.σ.я.є. тнє ραιη
ℓ.σ.ν.є. αη∂ ℓєαяη
ƒ.σ.я.g.є.т. αη∂ ƒσяgινє
я.є.м.є.м.в.є.я. уσυ σηℓу нανє
σηє ℓιƒє тσ ℓινє~

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and you just jacked their shoes.

Terapist= The Rapist (SCARY!!)

I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun!

I ran with scissors and lived.

When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not only a "you had to be there", its also a "you have to as retarded as us" (or just me...)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If you go to and type in "ninjas" it says"Ninjas cannot be found". Well played Ninjas!

KK thanks for reading!!! well now you know me!!! well be sure to read my stories!!

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In The Dark by CalvinWinchester97 reviews
"And equality for all breakfast foods!" Beck/Jade One-shots. Hopefully you'll get some giggles out of it : CHAPTER 6 STRONG T
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,842 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
clouds of lullaby by justtink1214 reviews
In a blink of an eye their lives change! First fanfict!Bad and good reviews welcomed! just be respectful thanks!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 45,749 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
so, tell me that you love me by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
Because in the end, they love each other.'s rated T for a reason
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Signs by jefronp reviews
Sometimes even the strongest of couples, fall & find it hard to get back up again. And itt doesn't make them seem weak or dysfunctional, it just makes them seem real.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Catch Up In The End by imlaughingnow reviews
"So you're staying here with me?" Tori's watery eyes shone brightly & Jade rolled her eyes. "Unfortunately" "Maybe we can help each other find ourselves" "Maybe" /\ She thought they would leave & forget her. She thought wrong. Jori Friendship, Bade drabbe
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
One Regret From Yesterday That Grows In Time by vonniebeth reviews
It was one night that will affect Jade and Beck forever. AU. First Victorious fic. Please read and review.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,870 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
The Road Ahead by HeyDollsItsKelsea reviews
Jade has some news for Beck. Now they're in it for the long haul.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Everything That Rises by chasingafterstarlight reviews
"You jump, I jump," he muttered under his breath, checking to ensure that the gun was loaded before raising it to his head. /dark!fic, Beck/Jade.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Silence by imlaughingnow reviews
He wanted to hear her say it; just once. That was all he asked of her. Three words. Eight letters. He needed to know she felt the same way. /\ They were never really silent, but the silence defined their most important moments. Bade. Cade friendship.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Meeting The Family by imafanpire reviews
Beck and his parents have been invited to the Oliver family reunion and Beck is allowed to bring one friend. Can you guess who he chooses? That's right. Jade. To hear all about Beck and Jade's time in Canada with some very interesting relatives read here!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,125 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
The Secret Affair by PierraEverlastRose reviews
Jo is having an affair. She knows the consequences of her actions but she's doing this in both revenge and wanting to leave. When she's cheating on Kendall with his best friend Logan she finds that she is actually falling him. Who would have thought?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Jo, Logan - Complete
Like Idiotic Llamas by KelsIsVictorious reviews
Drabble Four: "Come on, Two and a Half Men isn't that bad now." "They killed off the main character!" "I figured you would have liked that." "… I liked when that one chick described him as an exploding bag of meat."/ Or completely weird, pointless Bade.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Please Be Bi by Serene Cullen reviews
Jade transfers to Hollywood Arts to be with her girlfriend Tori. When Beck, class hottie, sets eyes on her he's hoping she's bi.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Best Thing I Never Had by Loveinisolation reviews
Senior prom was supposed to be their perfect night, but unfortunately some mistakes were made. Some that maybe can't be undone. BADE with a bit of TANDRE and some CABBIE
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
It's Complicated by flamestoembers reviews
Summary: "Daddy, who's my mother?" 9 years, 10 months, and 3 days since Jade and Beck last spoke. One of them has built wall to distract herself, another dedicated his life to a little girl. How does this little girl bring them together?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Forever Is Ours by GonnaGetThereSomeday reviews
Elavan! Liz and Avan fanfic! I REALLY suck at summaries, so if you love Elavan, READ IT! Kk, thanks! Rating may -HAS- change-d.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,664 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
The Trip by TrustInYou reviews
Hollywood Art's class of 2011; Cat, Beck, Jade, Andre, Tori, and Robbie; goes to New York for eight days. But could one night of sneaking out, one sad hookup, and one crime change everyone's lives? By the way... it's Bade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
It'll Be Okay by Scissor Love reviews
She grabbed a small, white, plastic device out of her bag, shoving it into his chest. Beck stared at the little pink plus for a while, before looking up at her in disbelief. "Y-You're not pregnant, are you?"
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Hold On by xXPurpleStarLightXx reviews
Moments in Logan/Jo's relationship. Based on Taylor Swift's song: Mine. Don't like the song and the couple? Just walk away. Like or love the song and the couple? Please read and review! :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Logan, Jo - Complete
Locked Out by Marie S Zachary reviews
When Beck has to time Jade out he ends up getting locked out of the RV. But why exactly does he have to time her out? Yes there's a reason. Read to find out what it is
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Precious Time, Glory Days by load my soul reviews
When the sounds of rain lulled a pain-weary Beck to sleep, Jade crept outside to take a walk in the "lovely weather". A Bade fic, written on a dare.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
You Love Me Too, You Know by Noel Edge reviews
Jade didn't want to go to the party, but she does for Beck. One-shot. Beck/Jade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
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Bushes reviews
Song fic to hot chele rae's song: bushes! for the SAFARI SLAM BADE WEEKEND! r&r
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Nothing Lasts Forever reviews
Jade write a poem. Angast one of my original poems hope yall like it!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Bademance is in the Air reviews
Ok i have gotten some ideas and i will be doing some oneshot drabbles! ok but ideas are stll needed! kk read the first one it is in chapter 3! kk R&R
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
I never forget a promise reviews
Jade and Beck reunite at Tori and Andre's wedding and love is in the air Totally bade. also tandre but only cause of the wedding be sure to r&r!should i continue?
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.