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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) i'm other things on this list, i choose not to give the information.
I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST hate men
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST be crazy
I DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST not care what I look like
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST be vain and shallow
I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think all meat-eaters should be shot
I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian
I SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON so I MUST be a whiny bitch
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard
I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal
I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST want to sleep with everyone I see
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people
I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be emo
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life
I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too
I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (What?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I don't think she is)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government (on some points), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I had to do this. It just sounded like fun.
Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 3]
] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6]
] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.
[Sasori Score: 2 ]
] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.
[Deidara Score: 3]
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 4 ]
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.
[Hidan Score: 4 ]
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 6 ]
] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score: 3]
] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.
[Orochimaru Score: 3]
It would seem that I am a mix of Zetsu and Kisame XD.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever asked really stupid, or obvious questions, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
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If you don't watch Heros or Lost religiously, never have, never will, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and/or the internet, copy this to your profile.
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I have tripped over a solid, flat surface for no apparent reason
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shttttt!!
Best Friends Vs Friends
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.
A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.
A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?
A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here
A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.
A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.
A friend will hide you from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they’re after you
A friend will tutor you, a Best Friend will let you cheat of their paper.
A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will be waiting in the car for you
A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will steal your keys
A friend will say “I feel so sorry for you” when you’re in a fight with your parents, a Best Friend will be tending to your bloody knuckles
A friend will call only up till 8 p.m. and not before 7 a.m., a Best Friend has you on speed dial and will call at midnight
A friend will address your parents proper, a Best Friend calls them family!
A friend will help you clean up a mess, a Best Friend will help you hide the bodies.
A friend will help you if you’re in too deep, a Best Friend will be right by your side, making sure the both of you get away with it.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever
Add this to you profile if you think it's funny:
Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."
24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"