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Joined 03-09-11, id: 2784264, Profile Updated: 03-24-13
Author has written 29 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mentalist, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, James Bond, Departed, Hawaii Five-0, NCIS: Los Angeles, Homeland, and Breaking Bad.

"I tell the truth. It's what I do. It doesn't make me a bad doctor. Everyone walks around this place lying. We tell a patient who's dying that there's hope when there is no hope. Maybe I'm a pig. Maybe I'm an ass. Maybe I'm a vermin like everybody says. But I tell the truth. It's the only thing I got going for me, and you don't get to take that away and call it a lesson."

Alex Karev, Grey's Anatomy.

A Tragedy of Error by Kation reviews
Vesper Lynd finds herself at the mercy of circumstance, both fortuitous and unfortunate, and in the wake of her near-death in Venice, must come to terms with what is now her life.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,441 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Vesper L., James Bond/007] M 3
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Red-Blooded Revenge reviews
Because you don't put this past Heller, do you?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Complete
If I Had a Heart reviews
... I could love you.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Complete
The Homecoming King reviews
Drabble tag for 6x09 (My Blue Heaven). "Less than five minutes since meeting him, she was already annoyed by him."
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ozymandias reviews
Tag for Red John (6x08). "There was nothing more left for him here, so he threw away the phone and strolled away from the scene, the sun high up in the sky, Angela and Charlotte eternal in his memory."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Letting Go reviews
He isn't. Drabble Tag for The Great Red Dragon (6x07).
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Tunnel reviews
Drabble tag for Fire and Brimstone. Poor Lisbon couldn't catch a break.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Teresa L. - Complete
White Sees Red reviews
Walter White goes to a carnival and meets Patrick Jane.
Crossover - Mentalist & Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
Red John Revealed reviews
COMPLETE. No more Ted Mosbying. I'll just throw all I've got about my Red John suspect. My thanks to all of you who read, review, favorite, and follow.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
A Mentalist's Life reviews
A couple days ago, restless, bored, and impatient for season 6 to start, I binge-watched Life, NBC's too-wonderful-to-last cop show that I still loved even after all these years. And just like that I decided to write a series of Mentalist drabbles based on episode titles of Life. Hope you all enjoy.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Truth About Skyfall reviews
It is what it is.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
Double Standard reviews
It is what it is. Ted/Jeanette.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Ted M.
Reading Red 1 reviews
Jane finally meets his match.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Patrick J.
The Double Standard Deconstruction reviews
It is what it is.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Leonard H., Penny
His Bloody Secret reviews
Kind of inspired by the Red Barn and Red Sails in the Sunset. Reminds me of what Red John actually is. Don't you want to know his secret?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Red-Eyed Raven reviews
Jane and Lisbon in a not-so-happily-ever-after relationship. T/M for stuff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Tag for 5X11: Days of Wine and Roses reviews
Meet Thomas Volker, Teresa Lisbon's nemesis.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Teresa L. - Complete
The Blood on His Cheek (tag for If It Bleeds, It Leads) reviews
5x7. Set the next day after Kirkland warned Lisbon off Volker. It's up to Jane to save his most loyal friend from ending up the way he did. Expect a little violence, a little language, and a little cold dark truth. As always, the story is better than the summary.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Bloodstained Head reviews
A two-parter about Wainwright in the Crimson Hat. Would you like to know what happened to him in his last day alive? T/M-ish for language, methinks.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - L. Wainwright
What's this, Fanfic Writers Laughed Blushingly reviews
Sequel to Red Faced Fanfic Writers. Here Jane will take Lisbon into epic epiphany about the truth of Tom Swifty. And you too. What if Said Bookism joins fight with Tom Swifty? Can they survive it? Can you survive it? Review is eternally loved.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Faced Fanfic Writers reviews
Said Bookism has been mauling otherwise good stories. Jane will explain why. To Lisbon. And to you. Reviews are eternally loved.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cluster F Bomb reviews
DiNozzo and Ziva investigate an old case in Baltimore...Remade of the McNulty/Bunk epic crime scene of the Wire! The language is so offensive it isn't! Reviews are eternally loved.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rant to Redhead reviews
Van Pelt walks to a bar...and meets a blonde. She seems crazy. Can Van Pelt deal with her? Sequel to Dust and Lust. Reviews are eternally loved.
Crossover - Mentalist & Homeland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Grace vP., Carrie M. - Complete
Lust and Dust reviews
A chance meeting in a bar. Take place post-Season 1 Homeland finale. Depression and dejection fill Carrie. Will this meeting with a fellow blond help her? One-shot. Reviews are eternally loved.
Crossover - Mentalist & Homeland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Patrick J., Carrie M. - Complete
Tropes reviews
Reconfig of Fiery Finding and Talked Tropes. What if Garcia finds this website, Tvtropes? How would Morgan react? And what would Hotch say? In this fic, you'll discover why Hotch is so stoic...Read and review! Love you!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Redhead Rantings and Troublesome Tropes
Yes, this is Chapter two and three of Fiery Findings and Talked Tropes. But then I feel the ending of chapter one serves it best as one-shot, so I move it here. In this, Van Pelt and Rigsby are the ones who talk about tropes. Review is loved.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,019 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Fiery Finding and Talked Tropes reviews
What if Jane finds this awesome website, tvtropes? What's he going to say? What will Lisbon reply? What are our heroes' tropes? Review is loved. UPDATE: chap 2 and 3 are moved to Redhead Rantings and Troublesome Tropes. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Flag reviews
Set in S4 Mentalist and S3 NCIS: LA. This is a pilot fic; it can stand on its own as one-shot but if it were to be continued then I'll need enough R&Rs that say so. Thanks!
Crossover - Mentalist & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Patrick J., G. Callen - Complete
Red Shirt reviews
Steve heads to Sacramento to meet an old ally...little does he know what's waiting for him there. Two chapters, one-shot. RATE AND REVIEW PLEASE THANKS.
Crossover - Mentalist & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Patrick J., Steve M. - Complete
The Briefing reviews
The Scoobies are briefed by the most foul-mouthed guy in their knowledge. Can they survive his cursing? First fanfic, rate and review please.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Departed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Buffy S., Sgt. Dignam - Complete