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Joined 03-09-11, id: 2784386, Profile Updated: 07-26-12
Author has written 6 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

I'm a 16 year old high school student who likes Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Iron Man and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

I love comedy. And angst. The more depressing the better.

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What Guardians? by xX.Chu-Chan.Xx reviews
And so Tsuna and his Family finally had their normal lives back... although, they're still involved with the mafia stuff, and Tsuna starts feeling silent and lonely, read to find out why, sorry, I suck at summaries. Please R&R!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
All That You Can't Leave Behind by GeoFount reviews
OrihimeUlquiorra : Orihime talks to the dead again. [Sort of sequel to Through Endless Sands and The Load We Bear]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
The Weakest Link by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
He should have been more careful. He knew it. Bruce had told him. But it didn't change the fact that the great Tony Stark was in serious trouble. No slash, post-movie. Minor spoilers. Very slight Tony/Pepper. Clint/Nat. Warnings for swears.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Asylum by Strix 4 reviews
AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,313 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Other Variable by fakeasain56 reviews
AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Learn to be Still by fifthofnovember reviews
Because he knows even if he could be still, he couldn't be still like that. Be warned of mention of suicide. Friendship only.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Naked by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
This is based off of a comic I saw. In which Steve asks Tony a question, and Tony gives an interesting answer...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Low by Lywinis reviews
In case you needed to kill me, but you can't. I know, I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. Trigger warning, attempted suicide.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Checking In by Elerrina Star reviews
It's been a year since anyone's heard from Bruce Banner and Tony decides that's quite long enough, thank you very much. Warnings for plotlessness and spoilers. Lab-buddy-friendship-love but no slash!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Smells Like A Rat by LuxaLucifer reviews
A young Fred and George are examining their recently acquired Marauders' Map when the discover something both shocking and terrifying. Who was that sleeping with Percy? And who was Peter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Juxtaposition by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Mafia Days by Makeste reviews
A series of dumb humor one-shots featuring various characters and a general abundance of crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Byakuran, H. Gokudera, Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Soldiers Not Lovers by The Quiller reviews
/He kisses her for the first and last time in their lives./ Character death, non-specific.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 345 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Hibird's New 'Do by Grim Collector reviews
The explanation behind Hibird's fohawk...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Hibird, K. Hibari - Complete
In Her Place by 99cherries reviews
When Draco's perfect plan - to masquerade as a Gryffindor student using polyjuice potion and steal their Quidditch strategies - goes horribly awry, he finds himself in the body of Hermione Granger and realizes that life in her shoes is just as difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories Fragments by kyonechan13 reviews
Waking up with no memories whatsoever isn't an experience you'll ever want to face. Especially when you find out you'll have to fight if you ever want them back. All27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Handcuff Horrors by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Never in his life had Harry Potter been more uncomfortable. He could not think of a single instance that was as bad as now. What was so terrible? He was sharing a bed with his sworn enemy, Draco Malfoy. He was going to kill Fred and George. TE winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Light, Meet Edward by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Light hates Twilight. Ryuk likes apples. See how these two facts end in massacre. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Dead Tears, Deserted Life by KumikoKunagisa reviews
Tsuna was sent to another parallel world after all his guardians were killed saving him and he himself was in great danger.But in this new world,a stranger replaced his spot in the lives of his friends.Can Tsuna get his 'comrades' to be his friends again?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Present in the Past by LostKey reviews
It was a normal hectic day, but that all changed when he was sent somewhere he never expected to be. Now how will he cope? What to do?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,714 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Clams Much? by Kitsune Freak reviews
This is the humorous story in which Giotto & his dedicated vigilantes come together to finally decide what they're going to name their organization. How did the name Vongola come to be? I promise good grammar. It has evolved into a full-blown family fic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,430 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Harry & Draco In One Page Or Less by Persephoneslove reviews
All seven books compacted into short sentences from H&D POV. Spoilers. One Shot. Yadda, yadda, yadda. #2 in series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Macabre Fantasia by gracefulsunshine reviews
-HIATUS- Semi-AU, Eventual R27. Meet Sawada Tsunayoshi, vigilante serial killer. And then meet Reborn, PI/secret agent, also known as the very person who would completely wreck Tsuna's way of life.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
What He's Seen by eloquentelegance reviews
Nobody asks the idiot cow what he's seen when he travels into the future. Drabble.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lambo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Somewhere Outrageous by shiguresoen reviews
"You know G, I've never heard the story behind that tattoo of yours." It wasn't a story he wanted to ever relate. Stranded in a carriage with all the guardians least of all.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 1st Storm Guardian/G, Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
KHFB! by reraimu reviews
Tsuna gets a Facebook. All27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A great wife by Corporal Levi reviews
As Yamamoto fell into unconsciousness because of the hit of a furious Hibari's tonfas to his head, he knew that in that instant he had fallen in love. 8018.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2011 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Werewolves of Namimori by Zessei reviews
Hibari Kyoya is a werewolf. Oneshot. Gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
It's a Mafia Life by Reidluver reviews
As Christmas draws near, TYL!Tsuna starts thinking his Guardians would have been better off without him. But would they? Tsuna's about to find out when his Guardian Angel takes him for a ride, but why does he look so much like Reborn? Not crack
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,032 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Varia Chronicles: A Series Of Troubling Issues by FlyingMangos reviews
The Varia go a bit out of themselves as a disruption puts the comical yet dangerous group of assassins at mercy's door. Contains XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
the fine line by the hikikomori life reviews
"Hey, Hibari." That insolent grin was back on Yamamoto's face. It seemed to Hibari to be the only expression he knew how to wear. "Do you know what a sociopath is?"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto
Sawada Tsunayoshi by HK-Breakdown reviews
Tsuna was kidnapped. he was tortured over and over again, until his guardians finally came and save him. but when they found him... he was lying in a pool of blood, dead...kidding.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Eight Years of Madness by Ancient Spoon reviews
Eight years are a long time. Especially if you are frozen in a block of ice and can't move. Because Xanxus was conscious the whole time, thank you very much. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Xanxus - Complete
Varia Quality, with Feathers by Nightsmoke reviews
Lussuria liked to think that his maturity accounted for more than his seniority. T for vulgarity and shameless poking fun.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Romance for the Dumb and Eccentric by Hitokiri-san reviews
In which Gokudera Hayato just did not do romance the homo sapiens way, much to everyone's chagrin. Gokudera x Shitt. P
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2010 - H. Gokudera - Complete
Where Expectations Fail by Hitokiri-san reviews
Knee deep in the flurry of madness and violence that make up the underworld, Tsuna wonders when he has departed from Giotto's will, like all other bosses had, and how he has disappointed his predecessor.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
The Heavens Fall by Jusrecht reviews
As the best hitman and tutor in the world, Reborn always made sure that every single one of his students passed. Gen
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Vongola Succession: True Edition by Hitokiri-san reviews
…or how Giotto managed to dupe Ricardo into becoming the Secondo. Because we all know that the Vongola history books have been altered to ease future bosses' minds. Semi-crack!fic
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Vongola II/Vongola Secondo - Complete
Probability by Coda Lys reviews
2011 Revised Edition. Reborn teaches Tsuna the mathematics of probability. Humor.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
The Levi Files: Thoughts of a Lightning Bolt by kyoasaurus reviews
Levi writes a diary and reveals a side of him we never expected... CRACKFIC, OOC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Levi/Leviathan - Complete
Rapunzel Is Secretly An Assassin by miikka-xx reviews
Squalo gets stuck in a tower. Xanxus has to rescue him. Swearing ensues. A Rapunzel parody. xanxus/squalo. complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mollilily Potter and Breaking Wind by cubye4 reviews
What if J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer tried to write the ending to each other's novels?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Broken Telephone by dinocavallones reviews
What happens when a simple message passes through Tsuna, through all of Vongola, through all of Varia, plus Dino, and then, at last, to Xanxus. Chaos ensues. Buon Compleanno, Prince Roriette.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Leon's Mysterious Illness by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
Leon is sick! But with what Reborn has no idea. Hopefully Mammon can save our favorite chameleon from a horrible fate!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Killing the Cullens by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
During a trip to Japan, the Cullens and Bella cross Light Yagami, who will do anything to protect his New World, including killing them. But how do you kill a vampire who can live forever? Rated for violent character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Schizophrenia by Zessei reviews
Tsuna sees people who aren't really there.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Arcobaleno by Morte Lise reviews
Luche often wished she'd had another option. Forcing seven of the most powerful and eccentric individuals in the mafia world to deal with one another for months at a time? A sure recipe for disaster.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Reborn, Mammon/Viper
Driving Lessons by Asael reviews
Dino wants to impress Squalo, and asks some of the Vongola Guardians for help. Dino/Squalo, slight 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dino, Squalo S. - Complete
Drink, Drank, Drunk by Pineapple Pen reviews
Really, what was the point in participating in a drinking competition when half way through they all forgot that it was a competition in the first place?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which meeting the boss's daughter changes Squalo's life. genderswap; girl Xanxus x Squalo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Sake of Appearance by calciseptine reviews
A mafia boss and two of his Family members are sitting in a bar, when in walks a cross-dressing hitman. Reborn/Tsuna if you squint. For tsunayoshi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 227 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Prophet in His Own Country by Lys ap Adin reviews
Gokudera told them so. Gen, Gokudera-centric.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2009 - H. Gokudera - Complete
A Day Full of Surprises by Dawn96 reviews
Harry Potter thought it was normal day at work, however, his normal day at work was a complete surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
An Ode to Dentists by breadsticks reviews
Because being a dentist sucks. It sucks even more being a dentist for the supernatural. Because even the supernatural need to take care of their teeth. R27. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Why? by Faust VII reviews
He didn’t worry about the hands cutting off his circulation or the feeling of the nearness of death. He stood there, on the cusp of his demise...His parents weren’t even looking at him. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Twin BWL Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 166 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Picha Pie from Space by breadsticks reviews
Please don't eat strange things, Tsuna. Especially, strange things from outer space...Yaoi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Intoxicating by Unbelievable.Mishap reviews
R27. Tsuna decided that smoking was not his cup of tea.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 338 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Capo De Tutti Capi by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi had finally become the man Reborn had shaped. He had become a mob boss. This is one day in the life.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
The Awesomely Epic Chronicles of Squalo and Xanxus by Dreaming Spire reviews
A beautiful, heartwarming tale of how Squalo and Xanxus surmount their relationship of tyrannical boss and whipping boy, and become best friends forever via human trafficking, falling couches, and dead goldfish. Xanxus x Squalo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Helpless by MissFuneralSong reviews
Set between The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. He looks down upon his new dominion as Master of all, and he thinks it...good. Prompt: helpless.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 321 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Just the Sound of His Voice by lovablegeek reviews
S3 - "He spoke about…I can’t really remember, but it was good. Just the sound of his voice." MarthaMaster - One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Martha J., The Master - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 659 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Where Ever I May Roam by Irena K reviews
In which there are phone calls, text messages, friends who let friends drunk dial and Torchwood. PostS3 silliness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Eligible by firefly reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's Good to be Gangsta by ajremix reviews
Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 497 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Little School of Horrors by cecelle reviews
Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2004 - P. Sprout, Severus S. - Complete
Dobby Cleans by tangledhair reviews
Dobby develops a crush at Hogwarts, and has to make some decisions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Color by slipstream reviews
Tyler has a theory about color involving God, innards, and Disney World. Book-based more than anything.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2003
Mary Mary Sue by Ryo0oki reviews
Listen up all, Mary Sue has something to say. R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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It Just Doesn't Stop reviews
"WHAT? ! Snape is my WHAT? !" Everybody at Hogwarts has nightmares... A series of one-shot parodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P.
Not a Mafioso reviews
Tsuna doesn't want to be a Mafia Boss. Waking up after a mission he realises he is actually a patient in a mental hospital. Suddenly, his wish doesn't seem so pleasant after all. Will he ever get back to his Mafia world, if it ever existed at all?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Make It Stop reviews
They all thought he was mad. They thought he was insane. He wished he was. But the drumming was real, all too real.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor meets Cullen reviews
One day, the Doctor lands in Forks. What happens...? A series of unrelated ? oneshots with 9/10/11 Doctors. Twilight bashing. Be warned, twihards or whatever you're called
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Edward
A Terrible Monster reviews
She's gorgeous. She is... the ONE and ONLY: AIMIHIME SAKURA-ICHIGO-AKIKO-YOSHI-TERIYAKI-OMEGA-DELTA-CULLEN-EMAIL-STARSHINE-JULIENUS-MARYSVANNA-HOBOSI-LILYSVANE! Love her or hate her, she's come to town! Oh, she's also a Vongola Guardian. sarcasm needed
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard reviews
Reborn has gotten his adult form back! But does this mean he'll act differently? No? Poor Tsuna...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn