Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Deadpool, Prince of Persia, Paranormal Activity, Halo, and Game X-overs.
The Insanity Test (I've bolded the ones that are me)
You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You have fallen asleep in class.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
1. STARSCREAM 2. MEGATRON 3.TIDALWAVE 4.SOUNDWAVE 5.GRIMLOCK 6. BRAWL 7.JAZZ 8. CLIFFJUMPER 9. SUNSTREAKER 10. CRASHER
Then ask the following questions
Me: -Wakes up yawning- Starscream, Come sleep with me my prince
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: O_O -ran off screaming-
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
me: LOLOLOLOOL...-dies laughing-
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: -Squeals and huggles Brawl-
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: you will love my dad.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: -waves her arms- He cant even fit in through the doors :D
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Sunstreaker: Make fun? Hell they worship me.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: D: but ur my character!!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: -Cries and hugs starscreams leg- Help me and I will show you were the dark energon megs hid!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Tidalwave: -Gives her a brand new transformers slim xbox with 500 GB hard drive-
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Soundwave: We could have solved this problem if you didnt put paper near the toaster.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Grimlock: Me pulvarise who ever makes Fan girl cry.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
starscream: o_o But shes mine..
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Jazz: Aw dont worry hun, You got me and the rest of the creeps.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Sunstreaker: Okay, if you win this, I will let you sleep with me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Because he is the most handsome mech ever. I love how he tries to become leader, he has the most knowledge in science and can be deadly in the skies.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Omg..That sounds erotic some how..
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: -Bows to galvatron- YOUR HIGHNESS!!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: As long as i am still your lover im okay.
SYSTEM: XBOX 360
-WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Fuck yes)
2. Can tell you what Decepticon is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs (Soundwave)
3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.(YES!)
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Hook might pick her up (yes)
5. Whenever she leaves home yells DECEPTICONS ATTACK!! (Dont judge me)
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (Sexy autobots)
7. Dreams transformer pairings. (DURR)
8. Wishes that her phone was an decepticon and would name it after a fallen decepticon. (Megatron)
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Yes)
10. Cusses like Starscream, Sixshot or even Hook (Always)
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject. (has done it since she first loved them)
12. Wishes that Tidalwave could help blow up some certain people. (omg, please do)
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (i did this with my family,)
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home (dont judge me)
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots and Decepticons (yes)
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots (screw autobots)
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her ex boyfriends (they deserve it)
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (YES)
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (YES)
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (YES)
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (YES)
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. (sexy to)
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (yes)
24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. (always)
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer. (my phone is frenzy, and my car is barricade, my toaster is starscream, cause he always gives me burnt toast)