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Joined 03-10-11, id: 2784902, Profile Updated: 07-11-12

Greetings from the Land of the Hornbills! My name's Angeline, though you can just call me Choco-Latte Kid. Easier.

I am a Scorpio. My birthday falls on November 17th.

I am also the leader of a country which likes all things twilight (Twilight Sparkle, Twilight Zone, twilight, etc.). On NationStates, duh.

About Me...

Name: Angeline

Age: Teenage

Birthday: November 17

Appearance:
Hair - Long, layered brownish-black hair
Physique - 145 pounds, 5 feet tall. Well proportioned, surprisingly enough.
Eye color - Brown-black
Clothing - Glasses/Contact lenses, a red hoodie with black sleeves, jeans, black sneakers.
Accessories - Usually brings around a large red backpack of some sort. In real life, it is completely waterproof and shock-resistant. In my fanfics, however, the backpack can occasionally function like a Doraemon pocket. Among the stuff in my backpack are a black laptop, a pink cellphone and my trusty fold-up motorized scooter.

Favorite stuff

Cartoons - Phineas and Ferb, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Books - The Hunger Games, Twilight (to some degree), Harry Potter


Pairings I love:

Jacob/Bella (Twilight) - Half of the time, I support this couple. Reason? Jacob isn't a fussy, overprotective grandpa. Besides, Jacob has an ACTUAL personality.

Edward/Jacob (Twilight) - Haha, guilty pleasure.

Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy (MLP:FIM) - There is the yin-yang feeling about them. Fluttershy is the timid, soft-spoken pony and Rainbow Dash seems to be the brave and loyal pony who (in RD/FS fanfics) will stand up for Fluttershy.

Harry/Draco (HP) - Again, another case of yin-yang. And seriously, they look adorable together.

Pairings I hate:

Edward/Bella (Twilight) - WTF? I can't believe Bella would give up her life for a much, MUCH older man! She should know better. Besides, Edward is a freakish possessive stalker. Random grandpa in your bedroom, anyone? *everyone runs away*

Jacob/Renesmee (Twilight) - Weirder than the above. Renesmee was newborn when Jacob imprinted on her, FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD! They should have a love typical of siblings instead. Stephenie M really has to rename the Twilight Saga. 'Pedo Series' is more appropriate.


My OC's:

Reversified
He is my blue Gelert. Everyone calls him 'Reeve' for short. He is the star of my upcoming fanfic 'Bolt: The Remix'. Reeve is level-headed and mature. Not surprising since he is the eldest of three siblings.

Allixendra
She prefers it if you call her Allie, since Allixendra can be a mouthful at times. She is a red Xweetok.

Zeenophobia
He is a Magma Wocky. Even though his name sounds like 'xenophobia', he likes to make friends with everyone.


Major Randomness Time!!!

95% of teenage Twilight fans support Bella/Edward. If you prefer them with another character (e.g. Edward/Jasper), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you prefer your own version of Twilight, GO WRITE IT NOW!

Edward Cullen is 20% gayer than Rainbow Dash. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the fact that Hunger Games/whatever movie is always compared to Twilight because the former/latter is LYK MOAR AWSUM!!1!ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile. (Please stop tarnishing our favourite movies! Twilight is supernatural romance, Harry Potter is about magic, Hunger Games is a sci-fi action movie!)

I you hate people who call Bella Swan of 'Twilight' a Mary-Sue, and you have other, more logical ideas about Bella ('Bella is an Anti-Sue; why else would she look like a younger Stephenie Meyer and act so wimpy?' or 'Bella is a loyal person; she will protect her human and vampire family and her friends!'), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to make 'copy and paste' stuff for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copied stuff

A white man said "colored people are not allowed here".
A black man stood up and said "listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you were born you were PINK.
When you grow up your WHITE.
When your sick your GREEN.
When you go in the sun your RED.
When your cold your BLUE.
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

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Birthday's and Mud Pies by NikkiB1973 reviews
Jacob is three years old today and he is not having a good birthday. Who will brighten his day...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,940 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Norm's To Do List by 8711 reviews
Norm makes a To-Do list. Doofenshmirtz critically reads it. XD One shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Norm, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Welcome To Black House by LovingPipersBoys reviews
There is never a dull moment in the Black household. Cute one shot about Edward, Jacob and their children. Please read and review. Edward/Jacob. Slash. Hints to male pregnancy. Don't like it or if you don't "get" it then DO NOT READ IT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bieber Fever by JellyBean130 reviews
It all started when my bestie dragged me to Justin Biebers concert and he pulled me up onto the stage ... now he won't leave me alone!
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010
Cedward Cuggory by All.I.Hear.Is.Green.Day reviews
Have you ever wondered who Edward Cullen was beforehand? Edward “Mason” never existed. It was Cedric Diggory. Warning: It's like a crackfic but funny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Cedric D., Edward - Complete
One Twisted Interview by Grogie13 reviews
What happens when you twist an interview with a spinning bottle, and fans daring the characters to do stupid things? Doc looks afraid, Susan's excited, Link's being a guy, Insecto's up for it, and Bob really has no idea what's going on. ON HIATUS
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Half of Your Adult Life by PenNameSmith reviews
Dr. Calico has a friendly conversation with his arch-nemesis. Mittens wants food.
Bolt - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Bolt 2 Point 0 by Falrow reviews
Bolt 2.0: Something strange happens to Bolt at Penny's new school and abilities start to return to the Super Dog. But when two factions start searching for the Hero behind the strange stories in their small town, will the cost of these gifts be too high?
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009