Author has written 10 stories for One Piece, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Fairy Tail.
hey all call me Glivan (don't ask).
age: haha no
93% of American teens wold have a severe emotional breackdown is someone called them a freak. If your one of the 7% who will say, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste and add your name to the list: SUnlit Goddess of C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A, Evil genius COCA, Invader Mily Phantom, Stardawn, NightofTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very prod of it, thank you very much), Pinetail, Maj Enn, animelover345, Zshizshibaby(I bat from my disclaimer's you know that I am a freak too!), Butt3rCupRoks(so what if i am? You can't change me!), SillySeaster12, Adork4cartooncouples(Yeah I'm a freak! DEAL WITH IT!), Flame-Fist-Ace (Freaks have more fun, screw normal people!)
Now swear it on the River Styx!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise ti remember Percy whenever I'm at sea.
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course.
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights.
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who dosen't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars.
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remeber PJO wherever I may go.
Normal people: rely on thier local weatherman for weather forecast
PJO fans: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
Normal people: Say OMG!
POJ fans: say OH MY GODS!
Normal people: go to psychiatrist to tell thier feelings
PJO fans: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.
Normal people: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO fans: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
Normal people: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO fans: know that normal people are stupid
Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO fans: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
Normal people: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vaction
PJO fans: would try to find Camp Half Blood (I know where I'm going this summer ;)
Normal people: don't have this in their profile
PJO fan: MUST have this on profile!
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallenupthe stairs, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
95 of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who would pull up a lawn chair, grab some popcorn and yell JUMP !!
If you very often spontaneously break into a different language, copy and paste this onto your profile (Italian)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you then have to put your hands out to work out whichisyour left or right, copy and paste this
Normality is over-rated. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think pirates own ninja's copy and paste this onto your profile.
I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THATS THAT! (copy and paste this into your profile if you are a pirate)
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you hate stereotypes and wish that people would just shut up and suck a fat one, paste this into your profle. The ones in bold apply to me.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so i MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so i MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so i MUST be a ditz.(got white in my family but i'm all black)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY so i MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST look for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Don't want one Don't need one)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm SLIGHTLY GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a geek with no social life
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
My name is Chris
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP