Formerly known as IOnlyWriteBigStories (I used to be young and naive enough to think long stories are easy to write). Instead I opted for a more literal and realistic description of me.

About me: PhD student in bioinformatics/bacteriology. Big nerd and an even bigger dork. Also Greek. Basically a broke uni student who's too far away from home and trying to make it through hellworld.

Find me on:

Archive of Our Own: SleepDeprivedFemale

Wattpad: /SleepDeprivedFemale

Tumblr: sleepdeprivedfemale

DeviantArt: ionlywritebigstories

You can also support me on kofi: / N4N1FP9A

Commission Information

STATUS: CLOSED

General Information:

For samples on my work, just have a look at what I've already posted (obviously). The only difference would be that Commissioned fics will be more rigorously edited.

You choose whether the commission is publicly posted or not, including cross-posting to other platforms (e.g. AO3).

Payment will be done via Pay-pal using the invoice system.

Rates & Delivery Dates:

1-1,000 words: 1.5 pence (2 cents) per word. Delivery should be within a week.

1,000-10,000 words: £7.5 (9.5$) per 1k words. Rounding is done to closest integer (e.g. 2,900 words would count for 3k words, whereas 1,400 words would count for 1k words). Delivery should be within a month.

Longer than 10k words: Message me with details of what you'd like (may or may not include desired word-count) and we can settle on a rate. Delivery would vary depending on the length (longer fics will take more time to write) and will take at least a month.

Rates are based on the UK's National Living Wage.

I will write:

Violent content (including gore)

LGBTQ/Queer content

Any pairings and relationship types (romantic, platonic, queer-platonic, monogamous, OT3s, poly etc)

Explicit sexual content (unless including types mentioned below)

I will not write:

Non-con/Dub-con

Pedophilia

Content intended to be hateful to minority groups (so no sexism, homophobia, transphobia etc)

If you are unsure about whether I'm willing to take up a commission, your best bet will be to PM me (any level of detail is welcome).

Process of Commissioning:

Send me a PM with what you would like to have commissioned (any level of detail is welcome). Along with the idea, you may specify writing style, length, or any other special request.

I will ascertain that your request is reasonable (e.g. you don't give me a plot with novel-complexity and expect it to be 500 words long) and I will give you a price based on your request.

Once we both agree on content, price and exchange correspondence details, I will send you a invoice, and you will have the option of paying any amount equal or above half the cost of the commission.

After partial payment, I will begin working on the commission and send you frequent updates and WIPs (e.g. paragraphs, outlines etc). The earlier the stage a commission is, the more extensive changes you can request (though note that the price may change as well). If you decide to cancel, there will be a refund, though it will come with a cancellation fee depending on how far along progress on the commission has been.

Finally, once the commission is done, I will contact you with proof of it being finished and request the rest of the fee. Upon complete payment, the commission will be given to you in full. Can be formatted in doc, gdoc, PDF, EPUB, or any other format of your choice (or multiple).

If you have any more questions or are interested in commissioning, please contact me via PM.

Heaven is where

the cooks are French,

the police are British,

the mechanics are German,

the lovers are Greeks

and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where

the cooks are British,

the police are German,

the mechanics are French,

the lovers are Swiss,

and everything is organized by the Greeks.