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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Mass Effect.

I sometimes call myself a writer, though never an author.

I have three or four stories published, and might have more, if I wasn't basically lazy and unmotivated.

I've read very little fanfic, and written less; but sometimes, I just get these ideas, you know?

I'm fond of a number of books, RPGs, television shows, movies, and video games; however, I am fanatical about few.

You should probably also know that sometimes, I write something because it makes me laugh a lot. Your mileage may vary... I have a strange sense of humor.

My beta reader is CyanB.

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I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Garbled Code by 1Thunderfire reviews
Found yourself in an unexplainable pickle? Managed to die in an unnatural way? Well, you have probably uncovered a glitch and this series is based on the various glitches that you may uncover in Mario games. Random situations, rated T for profanities.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,419 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Mario, Luigi] [Yoshi, Bowser]
An Unwritten Song by Sylva Dax reviews
"From the moment I first met you, our future together was already written. Now, it's an unwritten song. No more spoilers." Sequel to "Just a Minor Rewrite". It is after the Library for River; after the Singing Towers for the Doctor; and after the 2011 Christmas special for the Ponds. Spoilers through series 7, episode 5 and P.S.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Constant Companion by Emcee Frodis reviews
After the Ponds, the Doctor reacts (SPOILERS for The Angels Take Manhattan)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Oldest Child in the Universe by jane-rivers reviews
One-Shot.The exhausted man shuffled into the dimly lit room and slumped onto the bed with a sigh of relief. "I think he's asleep now," he whispered to his ginger haired wife who lay next to him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Hamster Herding by kirakoff reviews
There were times when Kaidan marveled over the fact that he had married John Shepard, and his Hamster Herding ways. .Mshep/Kaidan..crack.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Physician, Heal Thyself by Aiffe reviews
AU of Asylum of the Daleks. Oswin comes along as a companion, and the man who needs to fix things faces something he can't fix.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Oswin O. - Complete
Revenant by Antigone.Rose reviews
Oswin Oswald is human. She will die as she lived, in a world where there are soufflés with no eggs and daleks who were human all along. Tag for Asylum of the Daleks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Oswin O. - Complete
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All by Dara Tavar reviews
A baby is born. He is given a name. But this intelligent infant finds the name given to him below his status, let alone the peasants handling him. So, using his superior intellect, this child takes on the responsibility of naming himself-and one day he will find another being of superior knowledge with whom to share this name with, to tell peasants everywhere of their new master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon - Complete
Of Trees That Never Fell, But Not Really by An Author's Pen reviews
There are no nose-less dogs in Barcelona.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, 8th Doctor - Complete
Shades of Blue Interludes Forgotten Christmases by bluedawn01 reviews
"Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!" "Who says I'm not...red bicycle when you were twelve?" Eight visits Earth to say goodbye before he goes to his death to end the Time War and runs into a little blonde human desperately in need of a happy Christmas. Part of the Past, Present & Future/Shades of Blue series and one of the stories between the stories.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2012 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Great Mother by OhHiAndie reviews
After Amy and Mels get assigned a parenting project in school, Mels has to reassure Amy that she will, one day, be a great mother. Short, sweet little fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
It Doesn't Work on Wood by JenniferRSong reviews
"Sweetie, haven't you always told me the sonic doesn't work on wood?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Why Can't I Just Be a Normal Dark Lord of All? by AlternativeChick reviews
Seriously, that's all I want. No mad men or birds or freak accidents, just to be a normal angsty teenager. I shouldn't have taken the Dark Lord post in the first place... It's all that Doctor's fault...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon, 11th Doctor
Stormageddon and the Stars by pookie-pookie reviews
"You, Alfie Owens, you are so young, aren't you? And you know what? Now…everything is ahead of you. You could be anything. Yes, I know. You could walk among the stars." Drabbles- Episode 6x12
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon
Just a Minor Rewrite by Sylva Dax reviews
She'd ordered him not to change one line, but . . . The story takes place before, during, and after SITL and FOTD. Reviews are most welcome.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Mass Effect: Circular by Gregg Landsman reviews
It was not the beginning of the end. It was not the end of the end. It was simply the end of the beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,464 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Shepard (F)
What I Did at the Old City,by Urdnot Mordin, Age 5 by Foxfire1 reviews
"We'll name one of the kids after him. Maybe a girl." Unabashed familial fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - U. Wrex
Demon's Gambit by ardavenport reviews
Mac desperately needs help from his friend, Pete, when the secret to his success goes awry.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Pete T., MacGyver - Complete
her name is eve by faithunbreakable reviews
This is what the Doctor teaches Amelia Pond. Gen. Character study.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
I Run To You by Tygerwulfe reviews
Just watch them run... First Doctor/River fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The 86th Floor by Silvre Musgrave reviews
Ficlets, bits and pieces about the world's first superhero, Doc Savage, and his five friend/assistants. Nonslash, open to requests. Will be updated inconsistently.
Doc Savage - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Doc, Monk
A Tender Moment by 1Thunderfire reviews
Shaun and Timmy have always been close. Timmy's Mother reflects upon this as a member of the Flock. A Shaun the Sheep story! Please read this.
Shaun the Sheep - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,625 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9155 - Favs: 10,686 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Life and Times of Alfie Owens reviews
After Rory Williams Pond fell to paradox and time, Alfie Owens led a fairly normal life: school, friends, girls, the usual. Then again, once one strange thing happens to you, you tend to attract more of them... especially when the Doctor is in. One of him is, anyway.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon, 8th Doctor
Mad Men With Boxes reviews
A hot, delicious serving of crackfic, with a side of terrible, awful joke. Banana daiquiri to wash it down. Also: I might need a new beta reader, because I think I broke mine...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Days Are Coming reviews
Children can be cruel. When one little girl pushes Amelia Pond too far, Amelia remembers what the Raggedy Doctor told her, and finds solace in his story. A short piece, with potential spoilers for TATM. K for a punch in the belly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Spell Dogs: 5 Things Fred & George Are Not Allowed To Do
Fred and George... what can you say about them? Corporal Potter has a great deal to say, mostly profanity. Inspired by the list of "Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed To Do In the US Army," and suggested by my wife. Set in my "Spell Dogs" AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Mysterious Mr Pond reviews
Who is the old man who moved in down the street from Craig and Sophie Owens? Why does he know so much about ancient Rome; and the Doctor, the Owens' old friend? What is the plot that he and Alfie Owens are getting wrapped up in? And will Alfie end up grounded again? And why are we asking so many questions?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Alfie O./Stormageddon, Rory W. - Complete
The Scene I Would Like to See in Mass Effect 3 reviews
Something I wrote a long time ago, just after ME2 came out... and before we knew if there would be an ME3. As Shepard, I was feeling a little bit put upon by the galaxy at large.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Sorrows Have Sails reviews
In a rare quiet moment, Garrus Vakarian learns something new about Jane Shepard. A very short piece, inspired by the song "Slip Away" by Ultravox.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Charles Pressly and the Art of Diplomacy reviews
Charles Pressly was a man who never cared much for aliens. Nothing personal, you understand... they just weren't us. These days, Pressly doesn't care much for that man he used to be. And you don't insult his friends, no matter what race they are. AN: Pressly is not a character choice, for some reason; does no one write Pressly?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Madness Effect reviews
Mass Effect: a saga where a hundred tiny details can alter the course of history. But what if it Sheperd remembered, not just the end, but everything that could have lead up to it? Extreme angst and depression warning. Also: potential spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W. - Complete
Oswin Oswald, Junior Entertainment Manager reviews
We met the amazing Miss Oswin Oswald on the Dalek asylum world; but how did she end up there? A snippet of Oswin's life; minor, vague spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Oswin O. - Complete
How We Spent Our Holidays reviews
The Doctor and River are on their way to Christmas dinner at the Ponds' place. And, of course, they had to bring the kids along... but does the Doctor actually know where they are?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Thoughts of Future Passed reviews
Rory Williams waited for 2,000 years for Amy Pond because he loved her. Amy Pond waited 36 years for Rory Williams, and came to hate him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy
Our Man Jeff reviews
Amy's imaginary friend, the Raggedy Doctor, wandered into Jeff Angelo's life-and bedroom-and wandered out. He was right, though: Jeff got his pick of jobs after he helped convince world alien experts to upload that virus. The problem is, now that he has the job, Jeff has no idea what he's doing... A look into the life of Jeff Angelo, from "The Eleventh Hour."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Last Stand of Kaidan Alenko reviews
When you are responsible for the lives of others, you make choices no one else wants to make. Commander John Sheperd made his choice. The many, over the one. Staff Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko made his, as well. The many, over himself. Today is the day Kaidan Alenko dies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kaidan A. - Complete
The Anniversary of River Song reviews
It's River's special day, but things are not working out for her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Spell Dogs: The Lovegood Op reviews
In this AU story, Harry is Corporal Harry Potter, commanding officer of Section 1 of the SPELL DOGS-the Special Law-enforcement Division Operations Group. In a world of magitech, Harry and the lads and lasses of Sec 1 fight terrorists, the occasional monster, and sometimes, each other, while keeping Great Britain safe. More or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete