Slowcoach Campbell
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Joined 03-10-11, id: 2785359
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Teen Titans, and Artemis Fowl.
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Vacation by Lendruel reviews
I'm back! Holly goes on her first vacation in a few decades, and decides to spend a little time topside. Any and all criticisms are welcome, so review, please. A/H, probably a bit of fluff. Updated, after like two years on hiatus, woops! Warning, this is really old and I can't be bothered to rewrite the terrible parts.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
12 Days of Christmas by BlueQueenBee reviews
It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Suffer not the Xenos to Live by Advicepuppy reviews
An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Imperial Guard, Eldar
Friendship is Sanctioned by thirdstring-overlord reviews
A freighter is hijacked by rebels and taken to a mysterious place deep inside the Warp. The Imperium sends a Deathwatch team after them, and they discover a strange new world inhabited by an even stranger xeno species... Special thanks to csimadmax for the cover image.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Deathwatch
Tip of the Spear: Edge of the Blade by Jorvik reviews
(NEW CHAPTER) A damaged Imperial fleet and two regiments are lost in the Warp, arriving far beyond their own time. The SSV Normandy, on a patrol, is rerouted to investigate. How will these events affect the now-forgotten history of 183.M3?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,719 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)
Trapped In Metal by RECREATIONAL reviews
One Big Sister will find that the mighty Subject Delta has a soft side... /Chapter 7 will be up again shortly/
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Delta, Big Sister
The Outsiders by Malletmann reviews
Following the successful suicide mission, the crew of the Normandy recieve a message from the Alliance; a secret outpost at the edge of the galaxy has observed evidence of a new alien race.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,072 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011
For The Empress by boredhooman reviews
Cain's Years as an independent Commissar were often fraught with not only terror and death, but also of victory and fame. Many of his feats, such as his uncovering of a genestealer cult on the planet of Gravalax, are well known. However, there are some that he dares not tell, for a variety of reasons. For this case, it is out of concern that one would report him for insanity.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - C. Cain
One Way Street by Stephensmat reviews
It was supposed to be a month to a year. She knew once she started; there would be no going back; and she knew he hadn't really healed inside. The world was coming apart around them and there was no reason why she should push the matter; except that she was going to. Malik/Jensen; rated high T for Themes.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
Wings Of Fire by Bahoogasmif reviews
Commander Shepard awakes amongst the ruins of the citadel, and is finally on the verge of that happily ever after he so desperately sought.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,846 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Celestial Office Party by Black-Librarian Skirath reviews
The Gods of Chaos attend the Celestial Bicentennial Costume Party along with all the other godly figures of the 40k universe. Tensions will be raised and outfits insulted, and what shall become of Nurgle's girlfriend/captive!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Mass Effect 40k by MrWeasels reviews
This story transpires during the events of Mass Effect 3. A mysterious signal appears in the Terminus System and Commander Shepard is sent to investigate. What will he find, and will it be sympathetic to his cause of beating the Reapers? Chapter 3 has been rewritten
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Space Marines, Shepard (M)
Over The Rainbow by I Like Writing Romance reviews
Raven's emotions are wreaking havoc and taking her over! And all because she won't tell a certain shapeshifter how she REALLY feels about him... BBRae, please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Able Bodied by screennameless reviews
When you have bullshit like Vrolik's Syndrome, there's a certain amount of excessive preparation you tend to do. But I never, not even in my wildest, craziest, sexiest dreams, could have imagined... this. Set mid-Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Force Bonded by Zedaar reviews
Ahsoka is caught in the library researching forbidden material. Later she makes a fateful decision concerning a man she is not supposed to love. RexSoka
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
Seven Signs by Kryalla Orchid reviews
Winner Prize. A BBRae story Written for and Requested by Ravy-rah, winner of second place in the RobStar First Kiss Contest
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Hopes and Dreams by MetelFox reviews
After the battle at the Collector homeworld, Shepard can't sleep. Why? Because of his quarian crewmate Tali'Zorah. Will he dare to approach her? Constructive criticism welcome. Incomplete, for now, but will be done soon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
The Feeling Is Mutual by TDA792 reviews
An extended cut of the Kelly/Shepard chat about Tali; set just after Haestrom. A one-shot. Rated "T" for infrequent quarian swears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Confessions by Holocron Coder reviews
Private dossiers read, personal extranet histories revealed, Tali and Shepard beat around the bush.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Extranet History by Holocron Coder reviews
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy stresses over the relative silence between Shepard and her after the culmination of their fight against the Collectors. Then she receives an interesting message from Liara...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Pillow Talk by Holocron Coder reviews
Shepard spends a few moments with Tali after their first time together.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Dossiers by Holocron Coder reviews
Collectors defeated, Shadow Broker overthrown, Shepard spends some time in the Shadow Broker's headquarters reviewing some valuable information.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
BODY SWAP by Purple Butter reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Xenophily by bofomania reviews
Yes, another Shep/Tali romance thing. Almost exclusive Shep/Tali interactions in between missions, near the end of ME2. Exploration of Shep & Tali's mutual alienness. Mild humor. Rated M for good reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Ahsoka and Rex Always by SusanaStrWrsNrd97 reviews
This story is about Ahsoka Tano Padawan to Anakin Skywalker who is starting to have feelings about Rex. What she doesn't know is that Rex feels the same way and they are slowly starting to realize that they love eachother.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,891 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
Masquerade by CeraJade reviews
The Jedi are getting desperate for information. Reliable contacts are few and far between. Obi-Wan, Anakin, Rex, and Ahsoka must infiltrate a Masque & get what information they can from a shallow king.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,267 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Going Home Again by reulte reviews
After a rescue, Torrent Company has wounded men in Kamino hospital. Ahsoka, Barriss, assorted wounded clones including our favorites of Rex, Fives, Echo, Kix. Friendship, loyalty. A little hurt/comfort - it IS a hospital!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,098 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ahsoka T., Barris Offee - Complete
Nothing Against Looking by Queen reviews
The Jedi Code forbids attachment, but it says nothing against looking. A series of fluffy Rex/Ahsoka ficlets, just for fun, with a little dose of Cody/Barriss on the side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly's Only Competition by RoseRedMisery reviews
One-shot! Holly is sent to Arty’s house to guard him after Opal escapes in TTP. She is surprised to find that she may not be the only female competing for his attention and his heart. Arty/Holly Brief language and sexuality, slightly misleading.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bane Of Cain: A Ciaphas Cain Story by The Naked Pen reviews
While clearing a town of Chaos cultists, Cain is abducted by an insane Inquisitor and forced to help him fight a daemon of Khorne. Will this be the end for the Hero of the Imperium, or will luck and cowardice find a way?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Emperor's Ward: A Ciaphas Cain Story by The Naked Pen reviews
With Commissar Ciaphas Cain lounging around in a luxurious hospital with a broken leg, he finally seems to be out of danger. But when a Chaos shuttle rams the building and cultists swarm the corridors, a Commissar's gotta do what a Commissar's gotta do.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Eyes Like the Summer by RabulaTasa reviews
Beast Boy gets shot by Professor Chang's new weapon, but the Titans can't figure out what it did to him, or how to fix it.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
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Do We Take Prisoners? reviews
The story, in his own words, of a clone officer taken prisoner by the Confederacy. Captain Hawk of the 501st, a secretly defective coward, is captured on Felucia and sent to a Sep prison camp. Little does he know that for him the war is far from over!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Clones - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Pursuit of Time reviews
Opal Kobi has fled to the past to escape recapture by the LEP. In the dark alleyways of Victorian London she intends to twist history to her will and make herself Queen, not only of the world, but of all of time itself. Artemis Fowl and Captain Holly Short must follow the power mad pixie back into the past and stop her before she can complete her diabolical scheme.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
The Liberation of Jump City reviews
Jump City is in danger and only the Teen Titans can save it. Meanwhile Raven and Beast Boy do some bonding. Adventure, Humour, Friendship and Romance.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Coward in the Temple reviews
An account of Order 66 and the attack on the Jedi Temple by the 501st Legion, as seen through the eyes of a very unusual clone indeed; the cowardly Captain Hawk. The lives of his friends Rex and Ahsoka are in his hands; whether he likes it or not!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Clones - Complete
Old Dogs and New Tricks reviews
An unknown illness is sweeping through Haven, leaving the LEP very short handed. Holly, as the highest ranking officer left unaffected, is forced to recruit some very old officers and some very fresh recruits to help her uncover a conspiracy that could threaten the lives of every human and fairy on Earth. Adventure/Humour/Romance
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Cop in Jump City reviews
The untold story of one day in the life of one of Jump City's finest and no I don't mean the Teen Titans!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
A Near Beast Boy Experience reviews
A short story. My first Teen Titan fanfic. During a Battle with Doctor Light Beast Boy is killed. Is it the end of the Teen Titans as we know them? Actually a funny story believe it or not. BB&Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Bounty Hunters Trap reviews
During a lull in the Clone Wars Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, Padawan Ahsoka Tano, the resourceful and dependable Captain Rex and the cowardly and untrustworthy Captain Hawk, are dispatched on a undercover mission. At stake, the Jedi Templ itself.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Clones - Complete
Getting Carried Away by Geonosians reviews
What happens to the Clones carried away by Geonosians? During the episodes Landing at Point Rain, Weapons Factory and Legacy of Terror many a clone is seen whisked away in the clutches of Geonosian attackers, never to be seen again. Where did they end up?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Clones - Complete
The Last Separatists reviews
Order 66 has been initiated; the Jedi order and the Separatist council have been murdered, and the galaxy is about to fall under the rule of Darth Sidious. But, all is not lost, two Sep leaders have survived, and they're out looking for some answers!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete