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About me: i am obsessed with all Rick Riordan books (SANUBIS FOREVER!!!) and scifi (i refuse to call it syfy) alice hatter is epic! i love reading, i love mythology (mostly greek and egyptian) and i saw all but two minutes of tangled before it even came out through short videos and previews and stuff, i want to be an actress, i am an extreme dork/geek/nerd AND PROUD OF IT!!!
favorite quotes (most are from me and my friends.)
my friend mary looking up pictures of "Orlando Bloom in a puffy shirt” at one a.m*
“you can’t spell funeral without fun!” me!
"I was never the girl who thought I need to make sure I look like all the other girls. I think you look best when you stand out.” Selena Gomez
"impossible is a word for people with no imagination!” me!
“beware the sugar filled sleep deprived!” also me!
my friends mary swims up and sits on me in her pool*
mary *swims up to me and sits down on me again* “santa?” she says sheepishly
few days latter
sydney swims up to me and sits on me*
~repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth. (i did and i'm not ashamed of it!:D)
~You cried when you finished TLO (a little but it was mainly because i realized there would be no more books)
~You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times (defiantly! and i'm doing it again!)
~You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (WELL DUH! i like rachel but if she gets in the way of percabeth i will kick her but!)
~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (i'm not allowed to right in my books :/)
~You're in love with a fictional character (i wouldn't say in love)
~You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times (maaaaaaybeeee….)
~you and your BFFcall yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO (Well ….yea, but thats not the only reason we're geeks:D)
~you own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (…..maybe a few…..)
~You dream of going to CampHalf-Blood(who wouldn't?!)
~If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. (no i like rachel.. i just like annabeth more)
~If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers. (AGREED!!)
~If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever.(one of the best. GO RICK RIORDAN!!!)
~If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO. (I HATE THAT!!)
~If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods. (hehehe.. maybe a few….)
~If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth. (seriously what are the thinking?!!)
copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've re-read page 113 in the Throne of Fire so many times you've memorized it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a proud TKC addict, and aren't ashamed to scream it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've actually told people that you're in love with a TKC character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Why Zarter? Zia tried to kill them in the first place! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
After reading ToF, if you really want a camel named Katrina now, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Sanubis is epicly amazing and should never be messed with! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The Kane Chronicles Pledge:
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
a good man goes to war. (doctor who)
"Demons run when a good man goes to war,
night will fall and drown in silent when a good man goes to war,
friendship dies and truelove lies night will fall and darkness will rise when a good man goes to war,
demons run and count the cost battle is won but the child is lost,
when a good man goes to war."
the miracle of the alley
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been identified,
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!
Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?
Boy: Hug me.
Girl: *hugs him*
Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!
Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head
Next day in the paper...
There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.
Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on so he would die but she would live...
copy and paste this in your profile if you think that is one of the sweetest things ever!!
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
I LOVE THIS!
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream
her hair was up in a ponytail
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Tequila and Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it
1.. There are at least two people in this world
2. At least 15 people in this world
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8.. Someone that you
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
10. When you think the world has
11. Always remember the compliments you received..
And always remember...
50 Fun Things to Do In Class
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and
the best part about this is that while i was reading it i was going “yep, yep, my mom said that too, and that,” :D
REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
8. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
12. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
13. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
14. My mother taught me HUMOR.
15. My mother taught me GENETICS.
16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
17. My mother taught me WISDOM.
18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Don't we all love our mothers??!!
Roses are red,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє ORDINARY ωση’т мαкє уσυ UNIQUE,
llllllllllll If you feel random copy and paste this into your bio.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
if you are a total spaz copy this on to your profile.
18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xYou have ran into a tree.
total so far= 9
xYou have accidentally caught something on fire
total so far= 12
xSometimes you just stop thinking
total so far= 16 (OH NOO!!!!)
You have eaten a bug.
total so far= 18 (NOOOOO!!! NO!! NEVER!! :S )
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
total so far=…22….I'M SMART I SWEAR!!!!! SOK
total= …22….. I am ashamed =:|
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..
when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i'm not sure so i will post it)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (both actually)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's eyes
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple people... i think i should stop stalking them that may help...?)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (BOOYA!!!!! TAKE THAT BORING PEOPLE I'M UNIQUE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! HAHAHA)
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know of our extreme boredom... (actually i am quite entertained at the moment but i will be soon!)
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (do i ever!!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (MWUAHHAHAHAHA)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (i am sad to say it but i have =:|)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (... maybe...yes you have!.. don't tell them that they'll think i'm nuts!.. well you are!...XD)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. (this actually happens quite frequently)
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (i have shunned the dora song i want the rain rain not to go away and to come again another day!!!)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (GRRR they should go die in a ditch!)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled the)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. (you would be surprised how often this actually happens to me i laugh every time and tell them they're slow)
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (its usually about wether i really need to get out of bed... the saddest part, is the way i always lose is i push myself out of my bed...it kinda hurts :D)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (almost every time i speak you can ask all my friends and they will agree)
If the main reason you are on fan fiction is to wait out the breaks between the Kane chronicles books copy and paste this to your profile and then pm me.
If you think that sanubis is the coolest thing since books were invented copy and paste this to your profile and then pm me :D.
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