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About me: i am obsessed with all Rick Riordan books (SANUBIS FOREVER!!!) and scifi (i refuse to call it syfy) alice hatter is epic! i love reading, i love mythology (mostly greek and egyptian) and i saw all but two minutes of tangled before it even came out through short videos and previews and stuff, i want to be an actress, i am an extreme dork/geek/nerd AND PROUD OF IT!!!

favorite quotes (most are from me and my friends.)

my friend mary looking up pictures of "Orlando Bloom in a puffy shirt” at one a.m*
mary “why is there a picture on a old lady?!!!!”
me very dryly “ because she is in a puffy shirt"
mary whines “but he’s not Orlando Blooooom!!…. oh my gosh it’s my picture!!!"
me *palms forehead*

“you can’t spell funeral without fun!” me!

"I was never the girl who thought I need to make sure I look like all the other girls. I think you look best when you stand out.” Selena Gomez

"impossible is a word for people with no imagination!” me!

“beware the sugar filled sleep deprived!” also me!

my friends mary swims up and sits on me in her pool*
mary “santa?"
me “yes?"
mary “can i have orlando bloom for christmas"
me "i think he is a little old for you.. would you settle for his son?"
mary “NO!!"
me *flips her of my lap into the water* “UNGRATEFUL CHILD!!!!!!!"
mary *pouts angrily* “UNGRATEFUL SANTA!!!!!!!!!” *swims away*


mary *swims up to me and sits down on me again* “santa?” she says sheepishly
me “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” *flips her of my lap again*
mary *comes up choking* “i wasn’t *cough, cough*going to ask for that i was going *cough, cough* to ask for… something else"
me (suspicious) “ok come and sit” *i speed my arms for her*
mary *comes and sits* “i was going to ask for… legolas"
me *flips her again more violently* “NOOO!!! THATS EVEN WORSE, HE DOESNT EXIST!!!!!"
mary “YES HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!” *starts falling her arm kicking and screaming (partially under water while doing so)*

few days latter

sydney swims up to me and sits on me*
sydney in a little kids voice “santa?"
me wisely “yes, child?"
sydney “ can i have zuko for christmas?
me “sure!"
mary “WHAT?!!!"
me *looks at her with a strait face* “i like her more”
me and sydney *smile rather largely at her with sydney still in my lap*

If you...

~repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth. (i did and i'm not ashamed of it!:D)

~You cried when you finished TLO (a little but it was mainly because i realized there would be no more books)

~You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times (defiantly! and i'm doing it again!)

~You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (WELL DUH! i like rachel but if she gets in the way of percabeth i will kick her but!)

~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (i'm not allowed to right in my books :/)

~You're in love with a fictional character (i wouldn't say in love)

~You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times (maaaaaaybeeee….)

~you and your BFFcall yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO (Well ….yea, but thats not the only reason we're geeks:D)

~you own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (…..maybe a few…..)

~You dream of going to CampHalf-Blood(who wouldn't?!)

~If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. (no i like rachel.. i just like annabeth more)

~If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers. (AGREED!!)

~If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever.(one of the best. GO RICK RIORDAN!!!)

~If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO. (I HATE THAT!!)

~If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods. (hehehe.. maybe a few….)

~If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth. (seriously what are the thinking?!!)

copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've re-read page 113 in the Throne of Fire so many times you've memorized it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud TKC addict, and aren't ashamed to scream it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've actually told people that you're in love with a TKC character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Why Zarter? Zia tried to kill them in the first place! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

After reading ToF, if you really want a camel named Katrina now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sanubis is epicly amazing and should never be messed with! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

a good man goes to war. (doctor who)

"Demons run when a good man goes to war,

night will fall and drown in silent when a good man goes to war,

friendship dies and truelove lies night will fall and darkness will rise when a good man goes to war,

demons run and count the cost battle is won but the child is lost,

when a good man goes to war."

the miracle of the alley

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been identified,
he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your but.

True Love:

Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!

Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?

Boy: Hug me.

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!

Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head

Next day in the paper...

There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.


Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on so he would die but she would live...

copy and paste this in your profile if you think that is one of the sweetest things ever!!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name








xXthe shadow huntressxX



The New Ace of Spies


Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor










Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream

her hair was up in a ponytail
her favorite dress tied with a bow
today was daddy's day at school
and she couldn't wait to go
but her mommy tried to tell her
that she probably should stay home
why the kids might not understand
if she went to school alone
but she was not afraid
she knew just what to say
what to tell her classmates
of why he wasnt there today
but still her mother worried
for her to face this day alone
and that is why once again
she tried to keep her daughter home
but the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all
about a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls
there were daddies along the wall in the back for everyone to meet
childeren squirming impatiently
anxious in their seats
one by one the teacher called
a student from the class
to introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed
at last the teacher called her name
every child turned to stare
each of them was searching a man who wasn't there
she went to the front of the class
as she smiled up at her mom
and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on
and with hands behind her back
she slowly began to speak
and from out the mouth of a child came words incredibly unique
'my daddy couldnt be here
because he lives so far away
but i know he wishes he could be
since this is such a special day
and though u cannot meet him
i wanted you to know
all about my daddy and how much he loves me so
he loved to tell me storie
she taught me to ride my bike
he surprised me with pink roses
and taught me to fly a kite
we used to share fudge sundaes
and ice cream in a cone
and though you cannot see him
im not standing here alone
cause my daddy is always with me
even though we are apart
i know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart"
with that her little hand reached up
and lay across her chest
feeling her own heart beat
beneath her favorite dress
and from somewhere in the crowd of dads
her mother stood in tears
proudly watched her daughter
who was wise beyond her years
she finished with a voice so soft
but its message clear and loud...
'i love my daddy very much
hes my shining star
and if he could, he'd be here
..but heavens just too far'

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Tequila and Salt

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it

every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1.. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don'tlike you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8.. Someone that you
don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has
turned its back o n you, take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received..
Forget about the rude remarks.So...

And always remember...
When life hands you lemons,
Ask for Tequila and salt and call me over!!
Good friends are like stars...
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.
'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway.'
I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I'm here
than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

50 Fun Things to Do In Class
by Alan Meiss

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle
of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode
of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip
the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention
to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream “THAT’S MEEEEE!
Oh, no, sorry.”
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you
actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O’Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you’ve done so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters “CHECK YOUR FLY”.
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang
cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
21. Address the professor as “your excellency”.
22. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he’s been
23. Shout “WOW!” after every sentence of the lecture.
24. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
25. Ask whether you have to come to class.
26. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
27. Bring a “seeing eye rooster” to class.
28. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, “Vet ozzle haffen dee
henvay?” Become aggitated when the professor can’t understand you.
29. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard
30. Watch the professor through binoculars.
31. Start a “wave” in a large lecture hall.
32. Ask to introduce your “invisible friend” in the empty seat beside you, and
ask for one extra copy of each handout.
33. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream “AAAGH! MY
34. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name,
even it’s Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
35. Sit in the front row reading the professor’s graduate thesis and snickering.
36. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board.
Ignore the professor’s reply and proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and
scream “IMPOSTER!”
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write “Signup Sheet #5″
at the top, and start passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the
professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, “Can you spell that?”
45. Disassemble your pen. “Accidently” propel pieces across the room while
playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of
ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can’t see Macedonia.

the best part about this is that while i was reading it i was going “yep, yep, my mom said that too, and that,” :D


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

8. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

12. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

13. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

14. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

15. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

17. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Don't we all love our mothers??!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,

¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,

¢αℓℓιηg мє ORDINARY ωση’т мαкє уσυ UNIQUE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση’т мαкє уσυ SKINNY









llllllllllll If you feel random copy and paste this into your bio.







If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

if you are a total spaz copy this on to your profile.

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 4

xYou have ran into a tree.
xIt IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
xYou just tried to sing them. (oh shut up!)
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
xYou have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
People have called you slow.

total so far= 9

xYou have accidentally caught something on fire
xYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling. (does it count if you are sleeping?)
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh. (no but i laugh when they actually do fart :D)
xYou just laughed.

total so far= 12

xSometimes you just stop thinking
xYou tell a story and forget what you were talking about
x People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
x You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 16 (OH NOO!!!!)

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
X You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 18 (NOOOOO!!! NO!! NEVER!! :S )

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
x You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
x When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far=…22….I'M SMART I SWEAR!!!!! SOK

total= …22….. I am ashamed =:|

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..

when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i'm not sure so i will post it)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (both actually)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's eyes

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple people... i think i should stop stalking them that may help...?)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (BOOYA!!!!! TAKE THAT BORING PEOPLE I'M UNIQUE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! HAHAHA)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know of our extreme boredom... (actually i am quite entertained at the moment but i will be soon!)

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (do i ever!!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (MWUAHHAHAHAHA)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (i am sad to say it but i have =:|)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (... maybe...yes you have!.. don't tell them that they'll think i'm nuts!.. well you are!...XD)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. (this actually happens quite frequently)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (i have shunned the dora song i want the rain rain not to go away and to come again another day!!!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (GRRR they should go die in a ditch!)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled the)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. (you would be surprised how often this actually happens to me i laugh every time and tell them they're slow)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (its usually about wether i really need to get out of bed... the saddest part, is the way i always lose is i push myself out of my kinda hurts :D)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (almost every time i speak you can ask all my friends and they will agree)

If the main reason you are on fan fiction is to wait out the breaks between the Kane chronicles books copy and paste this to your profile and then pm me.

If you think that sanubis is the coolest thing since books were invented copy and paste this to your profile and then pm me :D.

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Sanubis Oneshots by spacemuffins reviews
Every single weird, hilarious, and hopefully un-cliche Sanubis one-shot that I can churn out of my brain! My goal is 10 plus one-shots. Still in progress, and rated K plus, might become T. Sadie/Anubis. CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Lists by spygurl reviews
This is basically a bunch of lists of random things that the characters write soooooooo read, review, and enjoy! but mostly review haha jk
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011
Tales of a God and a Godling by seagulls n soap reviews
A whole collection of short stories featuring Sadie and Anubis. Read and review! New Story: Anubis is asking Sadie to make a choice... a choice between life and love.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
A God at School by xXshinigamixinxtrainingXx reviews
After the battle with Set, Sadie goes back to school. What happens when Anubis shows up? Sanubis! R&R! changed my penname it used to be OlympianGrl.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sadie K., Anubis
Food Fight? by Banana Luvs Myths reviews
If you don't like flying Cake you wont like this story!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Welcome to the 21st Nome by The Writer Who Kills reviews
Camp Egypt, now known as the 21st Nome; serves as a safe haven for Egyptian demigods/magicians where they go on quests, train, play capture the flag, experience romance and many many more!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011
Secret Hideout by spygurl reviews
Who would've thought that a simple fight with Carter could lead to a romantic dinnner of macaroni & cheese and Koolaid in a secluded cave?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
A Suffocating Heart by Cupcakeluv1221 reviews
It's been a while since Sadie has seen Anubis-okay, I'm really bad with summaries! Just read the story!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Sadie's Song by IHaveNoCleverName reviews
So this is how I would imagine Sadie's relationship with Anubis to develop. Songfic Mary's Song. I SUCK AT SUMMARIES, THIS IS BETTER THAN IT SEEMS
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
I'm In Love With a God by moeichi reviews
Everyone has crazy romantic boy problems, and I, Sadie Kane am no exception. The only thing about mine is that...well, I'm in love...with a God. The God of Funerals. How is that even possible?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Sadie and Anubis Go To Louisiana by Lilypad18 reviews
The title says it all.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
You and Me, Truth or Dare by l0ngl0st reviews
Sadie and Anubis are left alone bored one day. With the Feather of Truth, they start a game of Truth or Dare. Needless to say, Sadie ends up regretting it, while Anubis is, to her mind, as infuriating as ever. One-shot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Funeral by Jullytta reviews
The first one he didn't like, after all. Really short-fic.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - [Anubis, Sadie K.] - Complete
Thanksgiving by Tide Pride reviews
Sadie POV. Sadie and Carter visit Dad for Thanksgiving! Didn't intend Sanubis but it sorta just happened.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Not your average rose
this is my own version of a Rapunzel story but there is no magic. Rapunzel andJack are twins that have been trapped in a tower on an uncharted island for 14 years, after being taken on their twelfth birthday. Sorry I'm horrible at summeries!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Published: 9/2/2011