MOFOSTAN
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Joined 03-10-11, id: 2785575
Author has written 14 stories for South Park, and Elder Scroll series.
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Thicker Than Water by PenguinTimes reviews
A mysterious girl comes to South Park, heavily pregnant with Kyle's baby. Will he be able to rise to the challenge of fatherhood after being kicked out of his home and being left alone with the child?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kyle B.
I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,864 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Beside Me in the Morning by 1220McCormick reviews
After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,111 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman] [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
To the Sound of a Heartbreak by Linalee Marie reviews
""Eric…" soft, almost wanting, it was a plea. She wanted this, she needed this to happen! Wendy could physically hear her heart pounding in her ears and her mind, screaming of logic, was silenced. Slowly, she tilted her head up to meet him." A story of Betrayal, Friendship, Growing Up, and Learning to Love before it's too Late. Pairings: Candy & K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,462 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
The Quiet Plains by Metamotivation reviews
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
1,000,000 Reasons Why by A Hater reviews
One person can change your life...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Craig T.
That is SO Not Normal by TheLennonMobile reviews
Craig Tucker is an average teenager. Actually, scratch that. He is the most average teenager. He didn't expect much of himself. But boy did he score...This is South Park, cursing is assured. Cryle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Double Edged Sword by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Cartman wants an honest opinion, no he's seriously, an honest opinion of what his friends think of him. When Stan's attempt at tact and Kenny's sarcasm aren't good enough, Cartman leads by example listing off everything he hates about them. Of all days for Kyle to be tardy to school.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Cave II: Shadows of the City by masksarehot reviews
Sequel to "The Cave". It has been four years since Amon and Korra allied to take down Tarrlok. Over the past year, they have built a secret relationship on a shaky foundation of sacrifice and denial. When threats emerge from the shadows of Republic City and everything begins to fall apart, they will be forced to decide: how much are they willing to sacrifice for the sake of love?
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,649 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Do you know the Enemy? by ActionGal07 reviews
One night, Eric Cartman vanishes into the woods only to be found beaten and with sudden amnesia. Is he faking it or does somebody really want him dead? Kyle helps his rival to remember, but falling for your enemy can be the most deadliest game. R&R! Finished!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,797 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Surprise by southparkgirl101 reviews
Kenny has the life most people would laugh at, but he's simply to caught up in the moment to care. It's only until he opens his door to find a baby- his baby, that he starts to care. His life begins to change, as he begins to see how much he actually cares for his daughter. Even when Kenny's crowned a dad, no matter what, he's still Kenny. May change rating if needed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kenny M.
The Cave by masksarehot reviews
Amon must cooperate with Korra if he hopes to survive his injuries following a natural disaster, forcing him to face his prejudices about bending head-on...and leaving him grappling with an inconvenient growing attraction. Complete! Canon to Ep 1.08; AU after that. AmonxKorra/Amorra; some naughty scenes, all consensual.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,989 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Abnormally Average by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Stan is sick of being labeled boring and average, so he decides to do something crazy to shatter that image and prove himself. When disaster strikes, if Stan can't be normal can those closest to him hold it together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
Within these Walls by Mioda Ibuki reviews
In a steampunk future, the boys act as delivery boys towards their mafia-esque families, hoping and begging for a revolution. Stenny, Kyman, Wetters. No longer accepting OCs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Butters S., Wendy Testaburger
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Welcome to Hell by comet80 reviews
When Liane Cartman dies, custody goes to the one and only person Eric Cartman dreads most. *201spoiler*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,303 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman
It Must Look Pretty Appealing by StalkerDex reviews
A love triangle breaks out between Kyle, Stan and Eric once Kyle and Stan agree to let Eric stay with them in the midst of his drug addiction. Mixture of Stanman, Kyman and Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,952 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Someone Like You by Breathlessly reviews
The only thing stopping the witty Jew and cunning Nazi from falling in love is themselves. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle. Rated M for later chapters. *OBVIOUSLY ON HIATUS*
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Darling, I Want to Destroy You by StalkerDex reviews
My first Kyman story. Kyle and Cartman have a massive fight as younger teenagers causing Cartman to disappear to California for two years. Upon his return he struggles with his feelings for Kyle...much drama and angst will ensue.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Truth and Reality by Koi Carp reviews
Cartman decides to create a reality show of Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny and Butters living under one roof for 20 days. Slash. Language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,523 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Super Hero by cell12 reviews
Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. Mild Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Inexact Science of Miracles by VampirePam reviews
Alternate ending to "The Reichenbach Fall," in which Sherlock shows up behind John in the graveyard to explain and ask for forgiveness. What John gives him in addition is something far more wonderful than Sherlock could have ever predicted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bittersweet by Alcorion reviews
6 months since Kyle's death, Cartman tries to go on living. Kenny just might be able to pick up the pieces. Past-Kyman Future-Kenric. Lots of angst!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Forget Me by M.E.Pea reviews
When Kyle slips on a patch of ice and loses his memory, Cartman uses this to his advantage. What does he want from Kyle? Love! Rated Teen for language and *some* sexual content
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,996 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Restless Breed by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig propositions Stan. What neither of them expected is that Stan would say yes. Staig oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Eleven Eleven Eleven by California Gruesome reviews
This town was starting to grow pains to Stan, and he needs to realize what he has. On 11/11/11, Cartman thinks that 9/11 attacks are coming back for a reunion, and Kyle is behind it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
I Come By It Honestly by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny reflects on his family. For friendlyfaceseverywhere.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Letter by FonicsMonkey reviews
A week before Valentine's Day, Wendy receives a mysterious love note. In the course of playing detective, she finds out some surprising secrets about the people she thought she knew best...including herself. Rated M for future chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
The Conception of Kenny's Velociraptor by scarlettshazam reviews
They've had a few drinks, and he should probably just walk her back to Bebe's. Kendy smut, related to Put Our Pistols Down.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Boy & The Ghost by ShawnsBiggestFan reviews
Wendy Testaburger has died and gone to Limbo.To get to where she is going she has to help a certain ex-boyfriend back on earth and Stan thinks he's suddenly gone mad because his ex-girlfrend is stalking him from beyond the grave. I'm going to start on this story again, so if any of you lovely readers have any ideas/suggestions just hit me up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
Spin the Bottle by Crendy-kun reviews
It was her first time playing. It was also his first time playing too. What happens when the bottle lands her after he spins it? ONESHOT!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Craig T., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Gone Too Long by Misato reviews
Dean's still stuck in the future, it's raining so hard it's like the sky's coming down and Cas has gone missing. 5.04!verse; slash and kissing in the rain.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Game of Life by scarlettshazam reviews
One is on a straight path to a fruitful, white-picket-fence life. The other is getting deeper and deeper into an underground of sex and drugs. When sex and love get involved, what will happen to Kyle and Kenny? K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
It's Obvious by cell12 reviews
To everyone else it's clear that Cartman and Kyle like each other - but they just can't see it. Kyman - because there can never be enough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Romeo and Jewliet by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
South Park version of Shakespeare's tragedy Romeo and Juliet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Discovering FanFiction by LoveLaurel101 reviews
What happens when Kyle and Bebe find FanFiction? Read and find out! KyBe! Please review! Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kyle B., Bebe S. - Complete
Fragile by LoveLaurel101 reviews
Is Bebe really as strong as she seems? Or will she need Kyle's help? Please read and review this short but sweet Kybe one-shot!Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kyle B., Bebe S. - Complete
Love Wendy by LoveLaurel101 reviews
Wendy's love life in highschool! Stendy! Will there be drama? Of course! Very sweet, I promise! From Wendy's POV. Rated T for language. Read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
You Know What? by FHT3rdandCo reviews
Breathing is a great plan. I should incorporate it into my life someday. One half hour can change everything and in this case, it will with or without my consent. Fluff. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Think About Change by CrisisOmegs reviews
Genuinely smiling where Kyle could see was something he needed to get used to. Kyman, fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Forfeit by F.U. Kinny reviews
Kyle and Cartman made a bet. They both lost. Neither trust the other to go through with the forfeit. No slash but nudity and skinny dipping.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kenderella by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a servant named Kenny. When his cruel stepbrother and stepsisters left for the Jewish prince's ball, a faerie came and found out a way for him to go to! A very cracky version of Cinderella. K2, and eventual Stendy, and Clybe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Impurity by LiliJ reviews
Bored of girls, at 17 Kenny is looking for something new. And when he discovers Marjorine he realises just what his life has been missing. Butters/Kenny, High School adventures :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S.
To Have The Last Laugh by Metamotivation reviews
"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Set Foot on Soft Grass by CrisisOmegs reviews
I like to think that if I ever met Lady Gaga, I would do my best Joker voice and tell her that she's changed things. There's no going back. This is essentially her fault, you know. Kyman, with Creek and some Bunny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
melting sunshine by pennywhistles reviews
Cartman was pretty good at ruining moments. /Cartyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by superherolover reviews
The two persons, who hate each other the most are now forced to live under the same roof and become family - What will come out of that? KylexCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Boiling by googleurname reviews
Eric is hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Kyle. And if he can't have Kyle, no one can. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Leaving by cell12 reviews
Cartman has finally found a way to get out of South Park and away from all the vile taunts he's had to put up with all his life. Just as he's about to leave, someone surprising declares their feelings for him. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Pool by SqueakGirl reviews
Kyle Broflovski should know better than to make any bets with Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
The Pains of a Woman by Lily-Max reviews
When Cartman bullies the new girl, she accidentally turns Kyle into a girl. While trying to find a way to reverse the curse, could something spark between the fat ass and the Jew?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Lesbian Epidemic by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
A new epidemic has swept through South Park. Suddenly all the SP girls have turned gay. The boys think this is cool at first but then they realize that no one's getting any action anymore. Is this just a new fad or something more sinister at play?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Kyle B.
Here We Are by moonlitelm reviews
A collection of one shots and drabbles featuring adult Eric and Kyle. Some will be fluff, others angst, and a few of them might seem slightly OOC as this is my view on what they're like, when they're big boys in the real world.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Mountain Town by alittlefrou reviews
A virus has killed off most children in South Park. Five years later Kyle suddenly wakes up, but South Park isn't the same as it used to be.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,536 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Now That We're Older by PrincessKairi129 reviews
8 years ago Kyle's family moved to California. But he gets a big surprise when they move back. Eventual Eric X Kyle. M for language, adult themes, prejudice things, and all that other South Park stuff.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Weihnachtsmärchen by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
*Will be deleted and incorporated into main story soon as of June 2012* Absolutely appalled that his beloved Jew is oblivious to his favorite Holiday traditions, Eric wants to give Kyle the best Christmas experience of his life, but Kyle is a little more than reluctant to let the Christmas spirit take a hold of him Kyman NC17
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bloodless by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
Craig, Stan and Kyle are vampires... but Tweek, Butters and Christophe are not. A fic set in post-apocalyptic South Park xD - Craig/Tweek, Stan/Butters, Kyle/Christophe and other multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,852 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Watercolor by i n s o m n i a t i c- x reviews
Kyle Broflovski's life just wont get any better. He finds himself questioning who he really is, not to mention everything around him is crumbling down and he's addicted to drugs. Only one person has the ability to save him, but can he do it? CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
That Clichéd Fuzzy Feeling Inside by Lorena Whatshername reviews
Kyle begins to develop a crush on Bebe, but she's dating Clyde. That still doesn't stop Kyle from trying to win her heart. Meanwhile, Wendy is scared that she might be pregnant with Stan's child. Why are teenage hormones so difficult to deal with? BxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Being the Cause of Immediate Withdrawal by yeah that's me reviews
Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Real Surprise by Otempora42 reviews
Well, she hated me, at least. I was sort of in love with her. KyleWendy, Stendy, KennyBebe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Fat reviews
Fluffy Kyman Genderbend, in which Cartman is a girl and Kyle is a guy and Cartman gets called fat and Kyle comforts her. Just something that's been in my head for a few weeks. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Meat Locker reviews
Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger get stuck in a meat locker together due to some grand money making scheme that backfired on Cartman and consequently Wendy. Inside Eric reveals some shocking secrets about his feelings towards Wendy. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Red and Purple reviews
Pete, the Red Goth of South Park High, had lived his life away from the conformists, sneering at them and judging them from afar. It wasn't until one day when he was driving home and saw Wendy Testaburger submerging herself in Stark Pond's water in an attempt of suicide that he began to rethink differently about everything he knew and thought he was. Romance/angst/tragedy/gore/sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Wendy Testaburger, Red Goth
Elves are Jews and Nords are Nazis reviews
When two unlikely blonds delve into the lives of a thieving Wood Elf and insufferable Nord, the four set out on two separate journeys, clearly heartbroken from past loves before they meet. Magic, fighting, honor, and all the gritty aspects of the land of Skyrim present itself valiantly before you, but in actuality, this is a love story. A love story with the foundation of hate.
Crossover - South Park & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kyle B., Lydia
A Love Story reviews
Kenny writes Butters a love story and it's up to Butters to finish it. Does he rewrite a tragedy into a happy ending? Or does he put an end to all of this madness by just walking away? (Bunny and Kyman)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Taming of Which Shrew? reviews
At first all is seemingly normal in Wendy Testaburger's life, until someone finds out what is truly happening to her. When Cartman reads her diary and investigates her situation... will Wendy be able to heal from everything that will happen?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman
Bitter Chocolates reviews
Taken place in a Japanese high school: Wendy, the class president, is shunned by the school and her peers after a messy break-up with Stan. Although always smiling she denies her loneliness. Craig, a lonely watcher notices her and befriends her.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Craig T.
Humanity
The world has faltered after a series of epidemics occur, the last the deadliest. Now supernatural beasts roam the Earth and the remaining survivors of South Park will have to fight to continue to survive. Can they continue after their friend dies?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,781 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011
Chatroom reviews
Teenagers and their silly computers and video games and online chatrooms. Still, it would be fun to watch what certain teenagers talk about on these online chatrooms. Especially the teenagers from South Park High.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Clear Cut Love reviews
Six South Park High students, six parings. All of them yaoi and yuri. All of them, onesided. Will their love be returned? Please let their feelings be reached. Let their love be clear cut. Stutters, Kyman, Webe, Crenny, Stolovan, Twophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Butters S., Stan M.
Heat of the Moment reviews
He looks shocked at first but he continues and slams the gate hard enough for me to hear it echo across the patio. He walks towards his house. Then… without giving a damn of what he would and will say I ran after him, in the heat of the moment.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
We Are reviews
Songfic Oneshot of Kyman. Setting is 1939-1945 in World War II. Song is "We Are" by Ana Johnsson. Rated Mature for death and cruelty.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sex Change reviews
When something mysterious happens in the hick mountain town of South Park, turning everyone into the opposite gender, then the four boys... erm, girls need to find out what happened! YURI/YAOI/HET, Cartmans POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
No More reviews
A K2 One shot. Kenny's POV. Gotta love the rich and the poor, lol get it... cause Jews are rich... - -" you can kill me now... Rated T for big words and a slight gory description lol.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete