E.N. Bracken
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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2785934, Profile Updated: 05-21-11
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Hi, I'm Elisha. Not pronounced as a-LEE-shuh (that's my cousin), pronounced as el-LY-shuh. I am fourteen years old, my birthday is June 20th. You know those kids you hear of, that have had a rough life, did drugs, went to jail, and have a pretty much screwed up life? Yeah, I'm one of those people. I have no shame in my story, and listen to it if you must. If you don't want to, please scroll down to my Copy and Paste section (or, if you don't want that either, all the way down to my fics). Anyway, here it is:

I was born in Ireland, June 201th 1996. My mum was Irish. My dad is Scottish, but he lived most of his life in England, moving to Ireland when he and my mum got married. When I was only two, my mother was murdered, and I was taken away from my dad because he was the number one suspect as the murderer. I was taken out of Ireland, and even out of Europe, for my own safety. I was an orphan living in an orphanage in Canada until I was three, when a nice family took me in. They already had two twin daughters, Jayde and Joy. Joy is now my best friend in the whole world. Anyone who watches House of Anubis (or Het Huis Anubis, if you're Dutch) will understand when I say our friendship is like that of Patricia and Joy (except we aren't actually gay for each other, not that there'd be anything wrong with that). I met all my current friends there, Jess (x-RavenclawGirl-x) and Olive and Kristen and Ben and Elijah and such. But I still remembered being taken away from my dad, the only family I had left. I resorted to drugs and theft, and I got into a lot of fights. I've been in trouble with the police a lot, but let off the hook most times. In late 2010, police showed up at the house I'd been living in for ten years, and had to sit down with me and talk. They told me a man who had been caught and arrested for a recent murder, had his fingerprints matched to the ones found on the weapon used to murder my mother (a .32 revolver), and was identified as her killer. My father hadn't been arrested all those years ago, but I'd been taken away for safety, and they told me I could finally come home. I was happy, but sad to leave. My life had been built and shaped in Canada, and I would miss it. So, what seemed like an eternity later, I was on a plane back to Ireland. For both me and my dad, it was life changing. The last time we saw each other was a bit over ten years ago, and it was like skipping to the end of a very long book. So much had changed, and we hardly recognised each other. But that is a moment I will never forget. It was timeless, and the feeling was indescribable. And unless any of you out there, reading this right now, has ever been in my situation of finally being allowed to see your only parent after so long, I doubt you'll be able to even begin to imagine it. I've been back in Ireland since October 2010, and I plan to stay here for a very long time. I've managed to get rid of my drug addiction, and I personally congratulate myself on that, but I still need help with my fighting and theft. I was in a juvenile detention centre recently for theft, but I've been trying to get my life on track.

So that's my story. And just because these things have happened to me doesn't mean you should feel scared to talk to me. I am a normal person. I obsess over celebrities and books and movies and songs like you do. I have strong opinions about Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus and the Twilight Saga like you do. I love writing fanfiction like you do. If anything, I'm happier and more social than most of my friends (well, Jayde and Jess are depressed, Jess also being a Schizophrenic, so I guess I am happier than some). Feel free to ask questions, or drum up a random conversation with me at anytime! I promise I don't bite!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (well, she's more of a lighter black, but it still counts as black, really)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (technically, I am, and I did develop a half-accent)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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What The Soul Wants by hoa1fan reviews
I dont know what to do. Everyone Has left me and I am all alone. Even Fabian doesn't talk to me. I thought he was my friend. I guess I was wrong. My life is spinning out of control. Rated T just in case.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
A Mending Soul by ShanandRay reviews
When Nina and Amber are almost rape victims one night, Nina shuts down and can't seem trust anyone besides Amber. And Fabian, of course. Fabian takes on the responsibility of putting the little pieces of her shattered soul back together again. Fabina!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Tell Me it's Alright reviews
Samantha River Pond was a normal girl...until her mother told her she was half Time Lord. Devastated, Sam and her dog Fi go out in search of the Doctor. But the Silence are back and a war is on its way, with Samantha the only one to stop it. Amy/11
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011