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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2786032, Profile Updated: 02-22-15
Author has written 11 stories for Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Super Smash Brothers, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Star Wars.

22. February 2015: I tried my hand at a Star Wars fic. Lemme know if you like it! _

5. December 2014: I have no idea what to do with Davenport and Vente, anymore...

Might as well make a one-shot first, to get me back into writing shape...

(Opens dossier)

D.O.B.: February 8

Loves guns, a good woman, and is an equal opportunity non-shipping fanfic writer.

BEWARE: fanfics written by this man may have some amount of:

a.) Swearing

b.) Violence

c.) Sexual innuendo of some kind

d.) Reference Overdose

*The rest of the folder has been blacked out with ink*


(You look up to 298, who is holding a pistol at you)

Shame, we barely got to know each other...

CLICK*

Just kidding!

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Death to the MarySues! by Numbuh1367 reviews
A Mission to destroy horrible OCs :edit: New Harry Potter Chp.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Little Rascals by SlayToDismay42 reviews
Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, and Popo watch an epic marathon of the MTV show "Jackass". Then, Ness wants to create a parody and spread it all over the internet for reviews from people, but mostly a critic message from the actual TV cast themselves!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
Scary 'Stache by cosmo17 reviews
Price has some personal mustache problems! One-Shot
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
The Brodex by Fairady reviews
What's a Brotherhood without a few rules?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Culinary Catastrophes of Leonardo da Vinci by xahra99 reviews
Leonardo discovers a new obsession-cookery!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
NESS AND LUCAS RUN FROM THE FANGIRLS! by Clara the Wolf reviews
Sequel to NESS AND LUCAS DISCOVER YAOI! the idea is from a review that Upsilon Four sent in a review to my other story.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
NESS AND LUCAS DISCOVER YAOI! by Clara the Wolf reviews
uuummmm read the title. 'nuff said
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
Coffee by FanNotANerd reviews
Everyone in Smash Mansion is absolutely exhausted...except for Solid Snake. Why's that? Rated T for alcohol reference/innuendo
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Solid Snake - Complete
Snake's Nature Show by Albino Pikachu reviews
Snake observes some of the Smashers in their "natural" habitats. *COMPLETE*
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Solid Snake - Complete
MindWiped by EsmeAmelia reviews
C3PO's thoughts as his memory is being erased.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - C-3PO - Complete
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A Meeting at Nar Shaddaa
It was supposed to be a simple plan...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Published: 2/22
Come on, Feliciano! Grow a spine! reviews
A parody of Eisbrecher's song "Keine Liebe," wherein Italy shows his soldiers he's not as useless as he seems.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Davenport Dance Party reviews
It is 1789. With the situation in France growing more unstable by the day, the French Brotherhood decides to send one of their Pieces of Eden to the young United States under the care of Connor Kenway. But, a mysterious woman seeks an audience with him, as well. Non-canon.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Connor K.
The Roman Rappers reviews
Leonardo and Salai get entrusted with the Apple while Ezio was being chased by a regiment of Borgia diehards. Little do both of them know that they will uncover one of it's many secrets.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Problems With Portals reviews
The Smashers find themselves fighting a war that they really shouldn't be fighting, all because of a certain Hand...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Master Hand, Crazy Hand - Complete
Vente y Nueve reviews
Following Kingpin, Ghost and the gang survived the debacle at San Victorio. But Shepherd gave them another thing to worry about...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost
Problems With A Cardboard Box reviews
Solid Snake gets treated to some increasingly bad stuff happening to his box. Read and find out more...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Solid Snake - Complete
Kingpin reviews
Ghost gets chosen to lead an operation to capture or kill an influential South American drug runner who is suspected of having ties to Makarov. Read and find out what led to the events of "One Thing Led To Another".
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Montes' Discovery reviews
Montes finds himself reading something he shouldn't. Soon, the literary shenanigans reach Matkovic; then Blackburn; then Campo... WARNING: THIS FIC IS MADE OF PURE CRACK!
Battlefield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
One Thing Led To Another reviews
2014. Ghost, Roach and Meat were at a burger joint somewhere in Brazil after a successful SND mission against a bunch of drug dealers. Everything was smooth sailing, until...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
The Masyaf Metalheads reviews
Altair has been keeping something from the order. Maria doesn't know what it is and sends Malik to keep an eye on her husband, but she won't like the outcome.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete