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Hey, i like Harry Potter, Narnia, She's the Man, What a Girl Wants, and anything like that.
Hi, Ich mag Harry Potter, Narnia, Sie ist der mann, was ein Mädchen will, und so etwas.
Oh, Yeah, My name's Mel and I come from Australia. I speak English and some German.
Oh, Yeah, mein Name ist Mel und ich komme aus Australien. Ich spreche Englisch und etwas Deutsch.
Did you know- 76% of statistics are made up?!
Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.
If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey. thegentlequeen
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you like it when your room is a mess, but your mom/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb up the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect), the gentle queen ( 8 weeks, 3 broken ribs, 1 broken nose, on broken arm and one bruised teacher later, i did it again.)
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, thegentlequeen
My thanks to 'HecatetheDarkWitch' for these..
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a matress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)
On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
15 THINGS TO MAKE UR PARENTS THINK UR INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "Im a retard"( dammit, i lost my spare one!!! oh, well, i guess they already noticed it anyway!)
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
37 Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Copy & Pastes.. And other random stuff :)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.
Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions... too bad he used the map for toilet paper D:
I hear your silence loud and clear.
It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
If silence is golden, is talking silver?
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. ( so where do i come in? im a girl, but i ain't no masterpiece!)
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead (it doesn't work D:)
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
If you can be random, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
A good friend will say, "If you fall, I'll help you up." A best friend will say, "If you fall, I'm going to laugh so hard."
A friend will visit you if you're in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell sitting next to you and say, "Dude! That was AWESOME! Let's do that again!"
If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice?
I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect.
Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?
The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.
Strange is only a matter of perspective.
When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters)
I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the *uck you did it.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. (I do so with books :D )
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.(poor brother bear!)
If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, Elizabeth Zara, thegentlequeen
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself... copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy/Paste this into your profile if you know a lot of weird facts about old fairytales/myths and share them with random people at random moments.
If you dream about books/movies/etc that you're obsessed with, copy and paste this into your profile.
I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.
A good book is a good friend-copy/paste this if you truly believe that.
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you suddenly burst out laughing for no reason copy and paste this in your profile.
if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character/characters was real, copy and paste this to your profile
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know the lines to both Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile.
Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile.
If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mum tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile (at least twice a day for me!!!)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
I'm not always a dork. Sometimes I'm asleep.
If you ever stare off into space (lost in thought), then realize that it looks to others like you're staring at something you *ahem* shouldn't be, copy/paste this into your profile
Things to Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
IMAGINE IF YOUR LIFE WAS A SOUNDTRACK!!!!
So, here's how it works:
It worked surprisingly! :D it was so ironic, all the songs that popped up when they did! Don't cheat and see what you get!
Opening Credits: What the hell- Avril lavigne
Waking Up: tik tok- Ke$ha
First Day At School: somewhere in the world tonight- altiyan childs
Falling In Love: What if- jason derulo
Fight Song: one time-justin bieber
Breaking Up: mine- taylor swift
Prom night: for your entertainment- adam lambert
Life: chase that feeling- hilltop hoods
Mental Breakdown: What's my name- Rihanna (freaky! This works)
Driving: riding solo- Jason Derulo
Flashback: Day 'N' nite- Kid Cudi
Getting back together: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry
Wedding: Firework- Katy Perry
Birth of Child: Baby- Justin Bieber
Final Battle: Who am i living for- Katy Perry
Funeral Song: Yeah 3x- Chris brown
Final Credits: Let it rock
More iPod stuff. No cheating! I didnt. The results are hilarious :D i was cracking up the whole time. It was seriously on shuffle.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
ET- Katy Perry
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Down- Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne (man, that's the complete opposite!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Only Girl- Rihanna (lol!!!i kinda am seeing as all my friends are guys!)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Boom Boom Pow- BEP
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Airplanes- B.O.B ft Hayley Williams
IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR GRAVE STONE?
HOW SAD IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!