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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2786145, Profile Updated: 01-01-13
Author has written 14 stories for Mass Effect, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Harry Potter, and My Little Pony.

General Facts

DOB: 14/08/1994

Gender: Male

Favourite Colour: Purple


My Doctor Who opinions (feel free to hate them with all your might):

The Doctors from my favourite to my least favourite:

1) Sylvester McCoy

2) Matt Smith

3) Patrick Troughton

4) David Tennant

5) Tom Baker

6) Peter Davison

7) Paul McGann

8) Christopher Eccleston

9) William Hartnell

10) Colin Baker

11) Jon Pertwee

Favourite Classic Who stories:

1) The Caves of Androzani

2) City of Death

3) Remembrance of the Daleks

4) The Seeds of Doom

5) Horror of Fang Rock

Favourite Nu Who stories:

1) The Doctor's Wife

2) The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances

3) A Christmas Carol

4) The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang

5) The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit


Oh, and Rarity is best pony. Don't you deny it.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Doctor Games by my-beautiful-idiot reviews
Twenty-four Doctor Who characters must fight to the death when the Daleks instigate "The Doctor Games." May the Oods be ever in your favor!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Where You Belong by WastedHeart reviews
After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,933 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
New Game by Misheard Whisper reviews
What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
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The Defender of Ponyville reviews
Evildoers beware! Ponyville's latest masked vigilante is here. She's small, she's blue, she can inexplicably use a bow and arrow despite being an earth pony. She's the Masked Arrow! Written mostly because Archer is an awesome background pony who needs more love and deserves her own tag.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Applebloom, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon - Complete
Berry Punch and the Golden Ale of A Thousand Hangovers reviews
After she discovers she can no longer get drunk, Berry Punch vows to find the most potent alcoholic beverage ever brewed; the Golden Ale of A Thousand Hangovers. But Berry Punch is not the only one interested in the legendary drink and soon she finds a zebra, some psychotic griffons and a secret order as old as Equestria itself all closing in on her and her beloved alcohol.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Surprise, Zecora, Gilda
The Twentieth Century Expereince reviews
The Doctor was supposed to take Clara to Space Paris. Instead, he takes her to a museum in the far future where a sinister professor, ruthless Sontarans and historically inaccurate exhibits run amok. With the help of a family of inept terrorists, will the Doctor be able to stop Clara from becoming a permanent exhibit at the Twentieth Century Experience?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Sontaran
Fluttershy Tricks A Troll reviews
A short story in which Fluttershy meets a strange troll under a bridge who wants to gobble up the little pony's life.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
Flutterquest reviews
Waking up after decades of hibernation, Fluttershy explores a strange new world along with an artificial intelligence, a severed head, a Changeling with a split personality and a vending machine repairpony.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Fluttershy
The Village That Walked reviews
Four different incarnations of the Doctor and his companions are drawn to a 19th century village where the the buildings move, the people aren't quite right and there is a constant, peculiar smell. Can anything stop the advance of the Dark Spawn?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Bowties, Hats and Paradoxes reviews
The Eleventh Doctor gets an unexpected visitor in his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor - Complete
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows reviews
Sometimes dreams do come true. Mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Doctor Who and the Slightly Rubbish Fanfiction reviews
The Doctor eats a cheese sandwhich and debates the meaning of life with a tortoise.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Madame Kovarian - Complete
The Frozen Planet reviews
Shepard, Garrus and Tali land on an uncharted planet. They discover the remains of an ancient civilization and an underground vault containing an army of metal men, frozen in time. Only the Doctor can save them, but he's lost in time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Shepard (F)
The Forgotten reviews
Sometimes you have to move on.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Marvelous fellow All of him reviews
Many members of the Normandy's crew have had brief encounters with a certain Time Lord...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
The Illusive Man's Bedfellows reviews
An extremely short and extremely mind screwy one shot. What happens when Miranda interrupts one of the Illusive Man's "appointments"?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Illusive Man, Miranda L. - Complete
BODY SWAP reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
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  1. Adventures in Equestria
    Cartoons My Little Pony