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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2786671, Profile Updated: 01-07-12
Author has written 9 stories for Ghost Rider, X-Men: The Movie, Lost Boys, Band of Brothers, Night at the Museum, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage, and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today, at home, and around the world!

Hey there! Not much to say about me really. Or just not much I'm willing to give away. ;)

I'm from Califonia, I'm a major tomboy, and I love music and animals. Dogs the most! I have natural blonde hair but it's currently dyed brown, and I have grey eyes.

My hobbies include hiking, roller skating, ice skating, rock climbing, swimming, mountain biking, and very rarely will I surf or boogie board. I used to boogie board ALL the time with my buddies, but it just doesn't happen anymore. And the last time I went surfing was on vacation in Kauai. VERY very beautiful over there, but Id still rather be hiking. I also love learning new languages!

I am a Christian and a Republican, and I hope to work for the military someday! :)



the American Military (and things associated.)

Dogs (Pitbulls, Rotties, and others alike.)

God (and the Bible!)

My friends and family (mostly! ;)

All of my hobbies listed above.

Band of Brothers TV series (see my profile pic.)

MarioKart (I OWN YOU.)

Call of Duty (I DON'T OWN YOU. ;)

Martial arts (Krav, baby!)

Guns (the big ones!)

Watermelon ( ^_^)

Talking with a Jamaican accent (don't have one, but I sure can pretend I do!)




MY BROTHER!(Need I say more?)

Snobby people (or sissy! my brother..."-")

Gay people who hit on my friends (hahaha!)

People who think they're too good to wear anything that's not designer. (Snobby?)

California (ironic isn't it?)


People who think I'm somebody else. (It wouldn't bother me if it didn't happen ALL THE TIME.)

Democrats! (That doesn't mean I would be rude, people who read this!)

IMMIGRANTS!! (Mainly why I hate Califonia.)

Old people who stretch my face! :(

Young people who stretch my face! :(


98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this on your profile.


How to make fun of advert slogans!

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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When Scars are Beautiful by RosaTyranny reviews
The Joker always planned to go with the flow. So a pregnant woman who wasn't that afraid of him only slightly surprised him. To him, she was just another woman he could destroy the mind of. To her, she was just another man that had some issues. JXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,166 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Joker
Hero by HoistTheColours reviews
Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
Elijah by yshann77 reviews
Elijah had always thought that she was normal, but that changed after one fateful night when she met this certain stranger. And that stranger kept on coming back for more. Yup, Victor Creed is on his best behavior.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,601 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sabretooth
Checkmate by Not Enough Answers reviews
A retelling of "The Killing Joke" as it might have happened in the Nolanverse. Everyone has a story. This is Jeannie's. She could never have predicted what would occur when she became hopelessly entangled with Jack Napier...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,050 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Rise From The Ashes by Ana Blackwood reviews
Blackheart is sent back to earth, but now he has a soul. It's just part of the punishment for that whole contract incident, right? He's going to find out that being a mortal isn't easy and that learning to love will be the hardest lesson of all.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008
Shackled by Lady Dudley reviews
Sequel to "Ashes, Diamonds and Pearls"
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Dracula - Complete
Ashes, Diamonds & Pearls by Lady Dudley reviews
AU: Dracula's fate after taking in a young human girl.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Dracula - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by FloatingPizza reviews
When certain exhibits from the Smithsonian are moved to the Museum of Natural History, Al Capone finds himself bored out of his skull. But he gets caught up in more than he bargained for when he makes an attempt to liven things up. (On indefinite hiatus.)
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - A. Capone
Coffee Shop by FloatingPizza reviews
So Al Capone, Ivan the Terrible and Napoleon Bonaparte walk into a Starbucks...
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Napoleon B., A. Capone
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
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A Mind Like Mine reviews
Bruce admits to being outsmarted by the Joker all those years ago, when he had his chance to beat him at his little games and save Rachel, but failed. No, Bruce sees now, the only way to defeat the Joker is to play him against himself. Literally.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Joker
Wade Wilson: Inside The Mind reviews
Mia, a mutant with the power to possess others bodies, accidentally traps herself in that of Wade Wilson's when Stryker takes her body into captivity. And now she is stuck trying to save her body, while discovering what Team-X is really all about.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
Just Your Average Day reviews
My name is Rosila Daley. I'm 22 years old and the love of every man's life. You wish you were me.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - A. Capone, Kahmunrah
Crappily Ever After reviews
Mephisto has agreed to let Blackheart live to see another day but only if he stays out of trouble. So what happens when him and the Elemantals reunite and get themselves back into trouble? One-shot. Please review!
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Blackheart, Johnny B. - Complete
Veteran's Day reviews
Poems and quotes I put together in honor of Veteran's Day 11.11.11
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Bella Vita reviews
David finds himself hunting his "perfect prey" yet again. One-shot.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - David - Complete
Opposite Ends reviews
Victor Creed goes through the transformation of his life when he wakes up to discover that he has been turned back into a child, and now it's up to him and possibly his brother to try and figure out how and why this has happened to him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sabretooth
The Faster They Run, The Harder They Fall reviews
A young Blackheart discovers the hard way that he's not always the best at everything like he thinks he is. One-shot! Please review :
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blackheart - Complete
I Am Him reviews
Ghost Riders poem. I Don't own him! I hope you enjoy! Please review! Thank you!
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Johnny B. - Complete