Author has written 9 stories for Ghost Rider, X-Men: The Movie, Lost Boys, Band of Brothers, Night at the Museum, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage, and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today, at home, and around the world!
Hey there! Not much to say about me really. Or just not much I'm willing to give away. ;)
I'm from Califonia, I'm a major tomboy, and I love music and animals. Dogs the most! I have natural blonde hair but it's currently dyed brown, and I have grey eyes.
My hobbies include hiking, roller skating, ice skating, rock climbing, swimming, mountain biking, and very rarely will I surf or boogie board. I used to boogie board ALL the time with my buddies, but it just doesn't happen anymore. And the last time I went surfing was on vacation in Kauai. VERY very beautiful over there, but Id still rather be hiking. I also love learning new languages!
I am a Christian and a Republican, and I hope to work for the military someday! :)
the American Military (and things associated.)
Dogs (Pitbulls, Rotties, and others alike.)
God (and the Bible!)
My friends and family (mostly! ;)
All of my hobbies listed above.
Band of Brothers TV series (see my profile pic.)
MarioKart (I OWN YOU.)
Call of Duty (I DON'T OWN YOU. ;)
Martial arts (Krav, baby!)
Guns (the big ones!)
Watermelon ( ^_^)
Talking with a Jamaican accent (don't have one, but I sure can pretend I do!)
MY BROTHER!(Need I say more?)
Snobby people (or sissy!...like my brother..."-")
Gay people who hit on my friends (hahaha!)
People who think they're too good to wear anything that's not designer. (Snobby?)
California (ironic isn't it?)
People who think I'm somebody else. (It wouldn't bother me if it didn't happen ALL THE TIME.)
Democrats! (That doesn't mean I would be rude, people who read this!)
IMMIGRANTS!! (Mainly why I hate Califonia.)
Old people who stretch my face! :(
Young people who stretch my face! :(
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this on your profile.
How to make fun of advert slogans!
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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