Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural.
Hi, I'm bunnyfang. If you thought I was going to tell you my real name, you need to brush up on your online safety. Right off the bat i will tell you I write mainly happy and funny stories for Supernatural. That show ahs enough angst by itself. I've been reading stories from this site for awhile and finally decided to publish my own stories. I really hope you like them and don't try and hunt me down and kill me for bad writing:).
Some "Sayings" I Enjoy:
When life hands you skittles,thor them in people's faces and yell 'taste the friggin' rainbow!'
Do it today. It might be illegal tomarrow.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be with you saying 'dang we screwed up!'
My pet rock died today :(
THank you Captain Obvious
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces
You are one fry short of a happy meal
Latte is italian for 'you payed too much for that coffee'
What's this thing you call 'normal'? is it contagious? OMG! dont touch me! i might catch your 'normal'!
Im the type of girl who will bust out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday
I dream of the day where a chicken can cross the street and not have it's motives questioned
When nothing goes right...go left
Im not random. You just can't think as fast as me
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs
When people say sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me, hit them with a dictionary.
I'm the kind of person who would try to drown a fish.
Im not as random as you BISCUIT!
Im not crazy. My reality is just dofferent than yours
I hate when the voices in my head argue with my imaginary friends
ACHOO! sorry, im allergic to stupid
Good morning. i see the assassins have failed...again
Things I Question:
If there are no blue or indigo skittles, how can you taste the rainbow?
if a robot does the robot, is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
Why do people like tacos so much?
How can bacon be so darn good?
A statistic shows that the more kids who read the boy who cries wolf are more likely to lie. What!
Apps That Are Awesome and That I Am Addicted To:
How to annoy people (it exsists!)
Where's my water?
Things about me:
I'm addicted to Supernatural and see no problem with that
My fave color is orange
I love bacon, pie, and tater tots
I love writing
My real name and age is--
Aww! looks like we got cut off. dont you hate when that happens?
I love stripes
I'm a bit, eccentric if you will
I'm really stubborn
Have personally learned that dancing on concrete stairs in one flip-flop and tennis shoe is a really bad idea(more on that later)
I live in--
It did it again! how could the world be so cruel?
So back to the concrete stairs thing.
My friend was really sad so i tried to cheer her up.
So i started dancing on the stairs.
It was mix-match day at school so i had on one flip-flop and one sneaker
Needless to say, I fell
I ended up spraining my ankle, it hurt really bad but i dint say anything. (remeber the stubborn thing?)
So when going back up the stairs later, i fell...again
Then at home, i fell down my wooden stairs
Then on the way to the hospital, i slammed my ankle in the car door
My life sucks
I was subjected to wear a brace for two weeks, i only wore it for one
I had to use crutches, only used them one day
Things I have copy and pasted
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kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
96 out of 100 teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself.
If you've ever tripped where there's a 'Watch Your Step' sign, copy this onto your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this onto your profile
Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink
Some say the glass is half-full, others say it's half-empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel . . . of course it's usually the oncoming train
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
If you think that being unique is more important than being cool, copy and repost this
If you are against child abuse, copy and repost this
If you're one of those people who get excited when you get just two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this onto your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself, and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The shinbone: a device for finding furniture in a dark room
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its' orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me IRONY...again. "You son of a bleep!"
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like you're father."
24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
25. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
if you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile
-if you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into you profile
-if you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
-if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
-if you ever forgot about what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
-if you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
if you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
-if you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
-for me, crazy is a loose term. crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
-i like cheese. i have seen purple cows. if two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? milk tastes good. people call me crazy, which i am, but im also random! if you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Almost every night)
-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile (I have amazing friends that are the best people in the whole wide world!)
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the fewpeople that would answer, "where to begin?"
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read New Moon and Eclipse and you wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile(just so we're clear, i have never, will never watch or read twilight. But i would like to kick a few people it)
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
7 reasons Not to Mess with small children
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (oops.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (...and I'm taking this because?...)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a newsflash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (...wow. All I can say is wow.)
Try Not To Cry
Mommy, Johnny brang a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
I Am Me
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, OMRD, Cullen In Training, Vampires A-Z, bunnyfang
(Except for the Twilight)
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
Well that sums me up. Please read my stories(y) and dont kill me.