The Girl Who Questions Sleep
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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2786924, Profile Updated: 04-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Hello! Welcome to my profile thingy! Now read or forever be doomed! Nah, I just kid. I could care less if you read this or not.

About Me:

Name- Andi

Age- 15

Gender- female

SURPRISE, I'M A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL! Okay, maybe it's not a surprise but... SURPRISE!

Race- Hispanic

Favorite Color(s)- Purple, Black, and Crimson

Favorite Bands- My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Skillet, Evanescence, Creature Feature, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Yellowcard, We Are The In Crowd, Black Veil Brides, The Used, The Wonder Years, Pierce the Veil, Three Days Grace, Panic! At the Disco, etc.

Favorite Comic- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Why is this in italics? I'm practicing my grammar rules. Hehe, I bet my English teacher would be so proud xD


Favorite Show- Invader Zim

Favorite Movie- The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Phantom of the Opera

Current Obsessions: My Chemical Romance, Music, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Invader Zim, creepypasta

Other Stuff I Bet You Don't Care About-

I play the violin. I have been for about six years now.

My Irken Name is Adz. Link to Irken Name Generator: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/6819/

I am working on an Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac cross over series to post after Lonely Beginning.

I don't post stuff unless I know its perfect under my terms.

I like Twilight, so don't bug me! Not as much as I used too, but I still think it's a good book.

I also like Lenore The Cute Little Dead Girl by Roman Dirge and other comics by Jhonen Vasquez, though I never read all of it.

I'm a book worm.

Proud to be a Killjoy! Venomous Exterminator at your service!

I don't really question sleep, well I kinda do. I'll explain later in this profile.

I lose sleep thinking about what to add to my stories. I get ahead of myself, way ahead of myself. So much that I forget to think about the next part of the story, resulting in a writers block thingy.

I love Hot Topic

I usually hate the music on the radio.

Is it just me, or do some songs just absolutely fit JtHM perfectly? Example: "Monster" by Skillet.

I respect all pairings (kind of), but I have to admit some freak me out 0_o

I wear both contacts and glasses.

I don't like to talk. I'm probably one of the shyest girls in my whole school.

I really like Nny's style.

I'm a Sophomore.

I love going to concerts.

Only a few of my friends know I have a fanfiction account. Besides them, no one knows.

I am very fond of creepypastas. Jeff the Killer is currently one of my favorites.

I do watch some of the Slender Man series out there. I watch Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID, and TribeTwelve.

I'm working on a creepypasta crossover.

I get pissed off every time I play Slender because HE WON'T LET ME GET THAT DAMN NOTE!

I'm too scared to play SCP Containment Breach.

However, I do play SCP Containment Breach: Slender Mod.

I suck at Slender Mod.

I like Vocaloid. My favorite song is probably "Bad End Night", "Trick and Treat", "Alice Human Sacrifice", "Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance", or"Hateful Wonderland".

I really want to get my hands on that software.

I role play on tumblr. You gotta ask for the url though.

I can be described as quiet, shy, weird (though I prefer unique), violinist, girl with the HUGE imagination, musical, ect. ect. ect. I'm just far beyond normal, but I like it that way.

My View on Sleep: I am aware of the unfortunate fact that, like most humans, my body requires sleep. So I do try to get at least seven hours of sleep, but only for my parents and grades' sake. What's the point of sleep? It's eight hours we lose every day. EIGHT FOOKING HOURS! In that time, I could be done with a chapter of a story (or at least half of it). Sleep; such

a necessity, yet such a waste of time.

I HAVE TUMBLR ACCOUNT! --> http://thegirlwhoquestionssleep.tumblr.com/

FOLLOW FOR MORE CRAZINESS AND- dare I say it- WACKINESS!!!! WAIT! NO, NNY, GET AWAAAAAAY!!! *gets stabbed by Nny*

http://thegirlwhoquestionssleep.tumblr.com/post/15705162142/cbrel-the-paranoid-humanoid reason why Lonely Beginning is so damn slow.

Current Progress- Working on Ch. 5 of Lonely Beginning. NO, IT IS NOT FINISHED! There's still a long way to go before it's done. I'm aiming for two more chapters over winter break. Also working on a JtHM songfic that was requested a while back. Oh, and I'm writing a creepypasta fanfic, which I might cross over with JtHM.

MESSAGE FROM ME THAT NO ONE WILL PROBABLY READ: I'm on a bit of a hiatus. School became very hectic, AP Exams are keeping me busy, and I ahve recently started role playing. Lonely Begining is still being written, so don't panic. I'm so sorry!

I AM DOING SONGFIC REQUESTS!!! Of course, there are things I should explain. Message me with a song, fandom (Must be Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Invader Zim, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, creepypasta and Squee!), and characters. NO PAIRINGS! Please save me the trouble of writing about pairing I don't support! Sorry!

Randomness-

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you cry over the loss of a spider you saw for three seconds and then someone killed it(even though your deathly afraid of spiders).

Crazy is when you laugh every time you get hurt.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, SlytherclawHP, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep

If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you have OJVD (Obsessive Jhonen Vasquez Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you take the term "Weird" as a complement, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Dib

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Probably Gaz and/or Dib

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Tak and Professor Membrane

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: I have to choose?! Fine... Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: I'm not choosing only one! It's Gir, Zim, Gaz, and Dib.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: I don't know. Probably nothing unless he talks to me. I'm terribly shy.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Whoever would want to go. I guess if I had to make a prediction, it would be Dib.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: With my luck, Gir

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: "..." *takes a few steps back, then run to the girls' bathroom to hide*

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZAGR

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer: Explore the place cautiously.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging out with Dib

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!" -Dib

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer:

Zim: My business... is done!

Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom?

Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. SO MUCH!

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer:

Dib: NOOOOOOOOO! Whatever.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My answer:

Zim: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

Red: I was curious of when you would shut up but it's been three hours now Zim . . . THREE HOURS. What do you want?

Zim: Well, it's just that I noticed you were closer to Earth than ever before, and I-

Purple: Wait. How did you know that?

Zim: Oh, I know all sorts of things about you. Creepy huh?

Purple: Yeah, it is creepy. You're creepy Zim.

19. Favorite GIR moment?

My answer: [over Skool intercom] Greeting, children of Earth! This is your new school announcer. A special surprise, mandatory field trip is happening for the following lucky children: Morla, Flan, Red, Rocky, everyone in Ms. Bitters's class except for Zim. And especially Dib. All these children get to go to a special place made entirely out of food. I like food. Now check this out! [starts making beatboxing noises. Zim shuts intercom off]

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My answer: When Gir ran around the base screaming "I'M RUNNING!"

READ THIS!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, SlytherclawHP, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Invader Gilly, HarrietTheInvader , Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

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If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile

If you've ever shed at least a single tear for Zim. Copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Saya Moonshadow, WrathoftheElite, ThenightmarebeginsWithMe, Chaos of the Asylum, nv8ertak1, INVADER MISTY, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. (ignore it if you please. i doubt he would deny you for not posting it on a fanfiction.net profile - _-)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Well, i've ran into a screen door and a glass door, never a solid wood door)

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If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you doubt your own insanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile. (2012!)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. *

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. *(or cartoons)

4. Spell check is your best friend. *

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. *

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. *

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. *

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. *

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. *

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. *

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. *

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. *

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. *

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. *

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. *

18. You forget what day it is when your writing. *

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. *

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. *

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. *

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. *

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. *

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. *

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. *

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. *

27. You dream about your stories. *

28. You dream of new stories. *

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. *

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. *

If you're a fan of Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Dora needs to use some of that "Sticky Tape" on her mouth, copy this into your profile.

Blonde Things. Put a > next to the ones you've done. I’ve done 29 out of 40

>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
>You have ran into a glass/screen door
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
>You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree
It IS possible to lick your elbow

>You just tried to lick your elbow
>You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
>You just tried to sing them
>You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
>You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. (I never watched it x])
>You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
>You just looked at it
Your hair is blonde.
>People have called you slow ALOT!
You have accidentally caught something on fire (my friend has x])
>You tried to drink out of a straw, but you jabbed it into your nose/eyes (nose)
>You have caught yourself drooling
You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
>Sometimes you just stop thinking
>People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (I'm usually very quiet)
>You use your fingers to do simple math
You have eaten a bug
>You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
>You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
>You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
>You break a lot of things.
Friends know not to use big words around you
>You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
>You have fallen out of your chair before (many times)
>When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. (I FOUND WINNIE THE POOH!)
>The word 'umm' is used many times a day
>You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
>You have spelled your name wrong (last name)
You have drawn a deformed heart

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile. (why not? there's more important things to worry about)

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. (I've already posted this, I think, but I really want to put that out there)

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Stereotyping others is just plain wrong. "Muslims are all terrorists!" WRONG. "Americans are all warmongering assholes!" WRONG. "Black people are all gangsters/drug dealers!" WRONG. "Australians ride around in kangaroo pouches!" Now this is just stupid. If you're sick of people judging others because of their race, religion, nationality, or anything else, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think you posted the same thing twice but don't care enough to check, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing your homework right now, copy this into your profile. (Not when I posted this, but I have been on here when I was supposed to do homework x])

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

If you are madly in love with guys who aren't real, copy and paste this to your profile. (*cough* Nny! *cough, cough*)

If you've ever found yourself yelling angrily at your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (*trembles in fear*)

If you HATE child abuse like me copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think people with Autism and/or Asperger Syndrome have feelings and deserve to be treated like human beings, copy and paste this onto your profile

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures... I burst out laughing when I think about those dogs xD

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period. Very true. I ALWAYS order waffles when I eat at Coco's

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else. I can NEVR be normal, and I like it that way

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not. I have with my 8th grade P.E. teacher O_o

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens. THERE'S A HOT DOG STAND NEARBY?! There isn't? Damn.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere. MUST... HAVE... A TRENCH COAT!!

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks. I eat snacks most of the time but I eat proper meal.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base. I don't have a basement :(

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'! I will do this next time

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

HOW TO GREET AND COMMUNICATE WITH FRIENDS THAT HAVE THE SAME OBSESSIONS AS YOU, ALSO, TIPS ON HOW TO BE A FREAK

1) If you see a friend, anime run over to them screaming all the while, they should respond the same way.

2) Quote from TV shows, anime's, manga's, and comics in nearly every sentence.

3) Incorporate your obsessions into daily life. Ex.- Make a fake advertisement for supertoast as a school project.

4) Create secret codes to communicate to your friends with. Hope the teacher/boss doesnt figure it out.

5) Never ever, ever, ever, EVER. Have a day, where nothing happens. At the very least stalk someone, make sure they know what your doing.

6) Write fan fictions about your obsessions!

7) Have a mental breakdown if you go a day without watching/reading your favorite show/comic.

8) Pretend your in a coma to get out of school/work.

9) Eat a tub of peanut butter. That should increase your level of insanity by...OVER 9000!!!!!!!

10) Become a Homicidal Maniac.

11) Strangle anyone who starts singing near you, then immediately pick up where they left off.

12) Don't go outside on Tuesdays. That's when the aliens come.

13) Read Bio's like this one

14) Copy and Paste this if this is going to become your guide book to life.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it? (I didn't write this by the way)

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun."

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will like your stories.

BEST FRIENDS: Will REVIEW every single one even if they are lazy.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! (again, I didn't write this, I don't write any of these copy/paste stuff)

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Wow, I was annoying last year...

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Back to Skool by Silent's reviews
There's a new student in skool. Who could it be? And why does Zim smell copper when the new kid is always around? R&R, please.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Zim, Johnny C.
Running Away by Jem Fukuyama reviews
Meet teenaged Johnny, with his parents he has a pretty good life, his best friend, Jem however, does not. he wishes he could give her a better world. see what made Johnny go insane, in this sweet tale of friendship in Running Away. rated T for violence!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Johnny C.
Squee Has a Birthday! by Jaded Holliwood reviews
It's Squee's birthday. And his mother and father aren't making it a good day. Atleast he has his neighbor Nny. Was supposed to be One Shot but by high demand turned into a few chapters. Still in Progress.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2005
Rumors of My Demise by SamNny reviews
"Three crazies were fated to meet."
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,582 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Devi D., Johnny C., Sickness, Squee - Complete
Nny and friends by THE Brandon Brownson reviews
The continued adventures of Nny, Squee, and all your favorite Vasquez characters. Rated T for naughty language and ruthless fatalities. REVIEW OR I WILL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND USE YOU AS A BOOGIE BOARD! The Museum arc is FINALLY DONE!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
An Unstable Friendship by InvaderMads45321 reviews
My OC and Johnny develop a friendship slight romance further on and they both must battle the burden they both carry. Will they help eachother, or will Maddie end up dead? Bad summary... JTHM and OC friendship/ semi romance. T for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Jem, Nny, and more problems! by Jem Fukuyama reviews
Johnny has revived, jimmy is dead, and now Jem has writer's block. With a nervous wreck of a editor down her throat about her book Jem has enough problems. and on top of that, her sister Gloria is back for a visit! what could possibly go wrong? rated T.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012
The Little Red Hair Girl, Crimson by RockandRollgirl13 reviews
An interesting story about a little red hair girl named Crimson, now tangled in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's web of murderous schemes. What will happen? Sorry I'm not the greatest writer in the world. Review!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Johnny C.
The End by curligurl0896 reviews
How Invader Zim ends. Earth gets taken over, the Irkens take control of the universe, Dib joins the Resisty, and at 21, he receives the shock of his life. And it all started with the truth...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,348 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Mad Dash by Silent's reviews
Some people would find this as a dream come true, seeing their favorite characters and what not. But I didn't see it that way. I'd read about them and draw them. But not be willing to go to their world, find myself in Johnny's basement, run away with his voices, best and only friend, and Die-airy as blackmail to get answers as to who sent me there, just to be on his shit list.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Complete
Naraku No Hana by MissMewRingo reviews
Jenny G. is tormented by memories if her horrible past, the only thing she knows is that someone called "Nny" is involved. When she receives a letter from him, she'll find herself learning the truth.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Johnny C.
Snow White Queen by PsYcHoGaMeR164 reviews
First part of 3 part series. Johnny captures a girl that wants him to kill her. What will Nny do with this girl, will he grant her wish? Or simply let her go? Suck at Summaries just plz read it.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Johnny C.
Don't Close Your Eyes by PsYcHoGaMeR164 reviews
Warning Charcter death. Squee and Emily C have just loss their father Johnny C. How? Read to find out.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Johnny C., Squee
Don't You Remember Me? by PsYcHoGaMeR164 reviews
What if Johnny never lost his parents. What if they lost him when Johnny lost his sanity. Surprises, lies, battles, demons, devils, and secrets are revealed. But what does it all mean for Johnny? Will be he be able too get his sanity back?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Johnny C.
Trapped by PsYcHoGaMeR164 reviews
Devi is stuck in the last place she wants to be. A giant labrynth runned by a psycopath. She's also chained to the sibling of the man that single handly ruied her life. But maybe she should check a few things before she starts accusing him of all this. Afteral he's had it harder than she'd ever known. Suck at summaries. Plz Read it O3O
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Johnny C., Devi D.
When Evil Falls Down by Annie Lynn Bulthuis reviews
In the book "Mocking Jay" It is mentioned that they are to have one last hunger games, the 76th. It was to be done with the children of the capitol. So what happened in that arena? How do the capitol children handle what the other districts once did?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,443 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Johanna M.
She had it coming by Freakazette Raven reviews
We've probably asked ourselves the same question. Was Johnny C. in any relationships before the Devi inccident? Nny explains his past relationships to a girl he capture for flirting with him too much. A kind of combanation with the Cell Block Tango song. Rated T to be safe because of Johnny and one or two words. Enjoy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Squee by starlight10013 reviews
" Birthdays meant nothing to him. Another year you've been alive. What's the point? The thought actually disgusted him. But to a kid, birthday's were supposed to be happy and fun, not something to cry over. And he hated seeing Squee cry, he hated knowing that everyday something would happen to expose his neighbor to the true disgusting reality of the world. " RATED T for languuage.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Fan Club Of JtHM by MadLane reviews
Margo is a big fan of JtHM. She wants to be in the actual comic book. When she finds a way to get in there she decides to make a fan club while she's at it.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
letter from a obsessor by reddogf.13 reviews
Devi gets a letter from johnny telling how he feels on his mistake of immortalizing the moment. will she feel hate or forgive? and what happens when johnny gets shot?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Possibilities by InvaderMads45321 reviews
Johnny and Madeleine are 'legally' married and must learn the way of a married life along with being given 'options'. Can Madeleine survive being married to a homicidal maniac? Twist in the plot…HORRIBLE summary, relatively good story. 'T' for romance.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Johnny C.
Spiraling by REsidentEVil98 reviews
So this is a story with none other than Johnny C. in it. What happens when, in the midst of cold insanity, he meets a person so innocent, so pure, that he doesn't know how to contain himself? Will he lose control? Will he end up killing those he is close to? Though there's mostly only Squee. Read and find out. This is hardly anything close to a funny story.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Johnny C.
How I Was Killed by PsYcHoGaMeR164 reviews
One dark day in the middle of the night Johnny C was enjoying another night of mindless killing. But tonight's different, why does Johnny have this feeling he's forgotten something? To answer this we shall travel back in time to Johnny's orgins. Who was Johnny before this? Who were his parents? Most of all WHAT made Johnny this way? Suck at sum. Plz read and review.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Johnny C.
Question Sleep by Lord Dread Raven reviews
The tale of Johnny C. in a voulenteer sleep study! Rated T 'cause it's Johnny!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Johnny C.
Sleep Disorders by Lord Sergeant Sarcasm reviews
Johnny tazes a cheerleader and another girl, the cheerleader is done away with quickly, but Johnny talks to he other girl and stuff. Turns out she's going to be living next door... rated T for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Nny is sick by CannibalCommander reviews
Nny becomes sick in this short story, and is provided unwanted help.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Johnny C., Jimmy
Dealing with a Maniac by Lifesia reviews
An average girl in a boringly average reality, is unpleasantly surprised to find that one of her darkest dreams, though more of a nightmare, has been gifted right into her house. How would you deal with a disturbed, murderous fictional maniac who suddenly popped into your life? Well, that is exactly what this girl is going to find out. JTHM Not really sure what this will morph in
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012
Stalking Is Such A Harsh Word by kia L Yori reviews
Kia likes Nny. A lot. She follows him around trying to talk to him. But tonight, she meets someone who does it too. Mmy is creepy. No longer a Oneshot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Johnny C., Jimmy
Want You Dead by zuzuthezombie
Yet another JTHM poem. Not Diamante, but just a random one I wrote for skool/shool/school.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Squee's Diary, Nny's Dieary by BlueABC123 reviews
Nny gets Squee his first diary. The two of them write in their diaries everyday as their friendship grows and soon, they have the adventure of their lives. All they've got is each other and their diaries. Rated T because there might be some violence.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Claire by UnicornxNinja reviews
What could be worse than being seventeen and living in an orphange? Well...being seventeen and living with a homicidal maniac. When Claire Santos is signed up for a program that has her try out a home for twelve weeks, you'll never guess where she goes.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Johnny C.
Call me Crazy by chaotic-queen-1313 reviews
A gothic teenage girl running away from an orphanage happens to run into a certain homicidal maniac that we all know and love. The crazy thing is, that this strange girl may be able to get through to Nny and avoid her determined death. eventual Nny x OC..
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,343 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Johnny C.
Not A Monster by RiddledRose reviews
April Black is a 26 year old psychiatrist who has lived her life trying to fulfill the needs of those around her. When she is reunited with a certain terror from her past, her life is hurled into a downward spiral of madness that knows no end. Completed
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Free to Keys by Doom Dragonness reviews
When Johnny discovers his long lost diaries what will he find when he reads them? Was Nny truly always the monster he is or, is it something entirely different?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Johnny C.
Keep Silence by Lily the Master of Kitties reviews
"Why doesn't she talk to me? Is there something wrong with me?" "There is something wrong with the world. And you're the part of it". HIATUS
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Johnny C.
Jem Misses Johnny by Jem Fukuyama reviews
now that Johnny's gone Jem finds ways to get over the loss of her once beloved person. she starts hanging out with Devi and meets a guy that kind of reminds her of johnny. find out what else happens here, rated T for violence, and language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011
Invader Zim Christmas Trip by musiclover13kc reviews
Gaz and Dib are going on a trip to see their Aunt Emma for Christmas and are forced to bring Zim along because of their father. Zim agree's to go on the stupid trip to observe an Earth Christmas but ends up having one of the weirdous Christmases himself
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Gaz, Zim
Midnight Visit by Wide-Eyed-Dolly reviews
One-shot. Johnny is sick, and decides to come bug his favorite neighbor. Super slight NnyxOlder!Squee, but mostly just a really close friendship. It's so sweet, it'll give you cavities!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Blood and Techno by MoonToy reviews
life is strange, stranger for homicidal maniacs nny x oc sorry erased my story!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Johnny C.
Four More Years: The Continuation Rewritten by Zdenko Masque reviews
"So, let's go back to the past. To the beginning of my end. No.. let's go back, to BEFORE the beginning..." Johnny's high school story, rewritten from it's orginal format
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Johnny C.
Squee by Charm the Dragon slayer reviews
How would Johnny react when he hears Squee singing while making a noose to end his life? read to find out.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Squee C., Johnny C. - Complete
Just like Johnny C by Jem Fukuyama reviews
things start to get a little annoying and a bit interesting, when a weird girl with black and blue hair knocks on johnny's door claiming she the sickness, find out what happens here. rated T for violence and pure insanity. am i crazy?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Johnny C.
Nny ynnhoJ C by shego1142 reviews
Uh, am I allowed to write the word whore in the summary? I'm not.. Oh.. okay. Well than I'm a review slut, okay? Johnny meets a girl, who turns out to be a... Squee isn't afraid of Johnny anymore.. people are killed. for not reviewing and a lot of other
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Johnny C.
Johnny C meets Jem F by Jem Fukuyama reviews
I've decided to put myself into a fanfiction today! find out what happens when Nny finds out he has a new neighbor! rated T for obvious reasons.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011
Winter Forgivness by ImDiffrentSoWhat
Set in the distant past. Johnny was courting Devi when disaster struck, now she despises and fears him. Can he get her to forgive him?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Death of an Artisan by GothicRainbows1415
Based off of the album "The Emptiness" by Alesana, we explore the spooky depths of Nny's mind and how he's coping with "killing" Devi- his only love and source of happiness. I don't own JTHM or any Alesana stuff. Rated T for langage and violent fun! Yay!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Choice making by Lord Dread Raven reviews
What was once a proud story in which reviewers would decide what happened, Choices is now just a story made up of humor- NO LONGER INTERACTIVE.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011
The Legacy of Zim by FlameDragonofDoom reviews
TLoZ resolves plot threads of Zim. Sticks to canon. No romance. OCs, but the plot is physically impossible to carry out without them. Divided into past, present and future sections relative to the show's time period. T to be safe.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Zim
Ringmasters' Welcome by Zdenko Masque reviews
...Feed it the token, all shiny and new. It is then that CarnEvil will return for YOU! When the Ringmasters of an evil circus try to trap them forever, Zan, Madi, and Jase must rely on the help of a complete stanger. Will they escape? Only time may tell.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011
Mends of Old, Ties of New by CassiKitty reviews
After an argument with his father, Legolas flees to Rivendell, in hope to find refuge with Lord Elrond. What he finds is more than he could wish for. When father and son reunite, can wounds be healed? Does Legolas even want to come home anymore?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil
Music Of The Living Dead by ImmolationPiggieOfDoom reviews
Sarah, a depressed young teenage girl, attempts to take her own life. When someone unknowingly interrupts, she fires the gun on reflex. Instead of Heaven or Hell though, she ends up in a certain Holiday town, to teach her a lesson on life. On hiatus for major editing, possible total rewrite, and possible death if deemed unsalvageable. Apologies.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jack S.
Easy Mac and Immolation Pigs by ImmolationPiggieOfDoom reviews
When Madness and easy mac are put together...it's not the prettiest outcome. It can be Damn Hilarious though! This is entirely crack. And stupidity. On hiatus for major editing, possible total rewrite, and maybe even death. Apologies.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,025 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Johnny C., Mr. Eff
The Nightmare Ends by Invader7tails reviews
My first story on here...joy
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Johnny C.
Jonathan Celvins, A History by JTHMManson4 reviews
The reader gets a look into Johnny's past, with all the twists and turns Johnny experiences throughout his life. Might even do some bits and pieces from the main background, as well. Please READ and REVIEW!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Johnny C.
Slender Problems by Zdenko Masque reviews
Nny finds himself stalked by a strange, tall, thin, figure. But everytime he goes to investigate, the figure's gone. Will he be able to figure out who this person is and why it's stalking him? Read to find out!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Johnny C.
Telling Nny by Sabrina Bane reviews
Connected to my poem. I tell Nny a story because he's bored. The trick is to get him to stop interrupting.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Finding Beauty in Negative Places by InvaderMads45321 reviews
It is mid-winter, and Johnny resurrected must cope with the idea that Madeleine, his 'friend', my OC, had died of anorexia. With the doughboys replaced with Reverend Meat, Johnny has had enough, and takes a holiday... Is Maddie really dead? It's a SEQUEL
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
The Weird Thing About That by Jamie the Homicidal Maniac reviews
It's 2009, and a girl named Jamie is quite depressed. 14 years ago, he father had left her. But who was her father? Her only friend, Todd might know, and Jamie has only one picture of him. Who is her father? Rated T, but rating might change.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Annoying Orange meets JTHM by izfan26 reviews
Johnny comes to Orange's kitchen for bactine, and Orange calls him "the w-word" you all know what happens next!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Johnny C.
Drastic measures by Almighty Invader Bugz reviews
Gaz commits arson and almost kills a family. IN an effort to save her from jail, Dib asks for Zim's help. Zim does, but not the way Dib wants. Story is better.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Gaz, Zim
Broken Red by BattKattColourBlak reviews
A continuation of my series Phonecall. Please enjoy. I hope you've read Phonecall.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
Error in the System by JTHMManson4 reviews
What will happen to Johnny when the System fails? Supernatural stuff happens. He'll discover what it's like to be in an Insane Asylum... R&R!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Johnny C.
Sweet Dreams by Invader Kat 27 reviews
D-boy hates nightmares. One night he has a nightmare and can't take it anymore. Sorry, terrible at summaries. Has EaDr, don't like it, don't read it. Also has Oc's.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Psycho Doughboy, Mr. Eff - Complete
Poem of my life by Sabrina Bane reviews
I wrote this a long while back. It is based off of my life, and future death. I don't own Jthm. It isn't really about him, but you may understand why it sounds like he is in the poem. He's not, this was my own manic I met.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
filthy humans by DeathStory reviews
johnnys point of view of humans
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Johnny C.
Stars by DoceoPercepto reviews
You usually don't want to see something you are so terrified of. NOT Slash, Nny and Squee father/son relationship. Sort of. Eh, quicfic
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Flush It All Away by InsanelyA.D.D reviews
Another One-shot song-fic, this time featuring the song Ænema by Tool. This song pretty much is what Nny says-except in song form.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Mirrored Refections by industrialpiping reviews
Todd knew he wasn't supposed to end up this way. It was supposed to be different.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Squee C. - Complete
What It's Like by InsanelyA.D.D reviews
Johnny invites some 'friends' over and with the help of song they all teach the ones hanging from the wall, What It's Like... One-shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Crime/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Reasons Unknown by Zdenko Masque reviews
What if Nny's parents were never murdered? Nny had been living his whole life the way he had because of a lie. And he finds out... 6 years later. Full summary inside. Rated T for now...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Johnny C., Squee
Death of the undying by MoonToy reviews
a poem of what i think...its like to be Johnny
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Too Late by Doom Dragonness reviews
Johnny returns from his journey to become cold, but has he succeeded? He then seeks out to find Squee but he finds out, its simply too late... ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Remembering Sunday by Zdenko Masque reviews
A song-fic about Nny and Devi. Way beter than it sounds, I swear! The song is Remembering Sunday by All Time Low... Enjoy
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
I Just Want To Run by metasgirl reviews
To hide. To scream. Drabble.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Perspective by industrialpiping reviews
An extremely short letter from Johnny to Squee
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Cherries and Blood by DarlingLazerpuffxx reviews
Johnny, not acting at all like himself, stumbles across a girl in the forest. Will he kill her, like the others, or will something stop him? Or, more importantly, how will she take all of this?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Reality Shock by GarrulousGibberish reviews
Nothing makes sense. This can't be right. He shouldn't be here; he's not wanted. But he can't escape. For all his attempts, he's trapped in this hell of his own creating. Rated for SWEARING, GORE, and SUICIDAL THEMES.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Book 1 Dream Job by crazychic111 reviews
Ash's life is about to change when she gets offered the most insane job ever...helping Zim. Rated T for bad language and some other stuff I didn't think of. This is my first story so be nice!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
My Nightmare by Zdenko Masque reviews
Nightmare Johnny escapes from his prison of CarnEvil and eventually meets Nightmare Micah. This is one of those very few and rare NightxOC fics. Hope you enjoy. Is now under TNBC/JV crossovers
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Dark Side of the Moon by xxxCARxCRASHxHEARTxxx reviews
The pretty girl,she was a tough broad. She seemed like she could deal with what had been dumped on her plate, but everything has a flipside.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Phonecall by BattKattColourBlak reviews
What happens when we sleep? There are those that sleep-walk and sleep-talk, and even order things over the net while sleeping. What about dialing the phone while we sleep? Who are we trying to reach? It's all done. For now. Broken Red is next!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,505 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
A Regular Lunch at Nick Studios by crazychic111 reviews
Everyday, for the past three months, Ash has been breaking into the Nick Studios cafeteria. What make this day so different? -one shot-
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
The Universal Symphony by Drer'Ahv reviews
The reality of the world is folding in on itself, and only a few may have answers. AU, focuses on Zim. Longfic in progress. Please review. Formerly "The Universal Foundation".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zim
Twas Johnny's Night Before Christmas by UnicornxNinja reviews
It's Christmas, and Johnny is simply watching TV. When all of a sudden, he runs into someone he least expected; Santa Clause! Based off of the tale, 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
The Pigeon Head Anthem by TheRestIsRustAndStardust reviews
For all members of Operation: Pigeon Heads! WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by UnicornxNinja reviews
Zim, Dib, Johnny, and the whole Jhonen gang get into trouble when they're stranded in the real world. And whose to help them? Well, that would be me, Nikki McKlatz.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Zim, Johnny C.
How the Homicidal Maniac Stole Christmas by UnicornxNinja reviews
It's Christmas, a holiday that Nny can't stand, this is the story of how he tries to steal it based off the children's book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Please R&R!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
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Lonely Beginning reviews
Peer into the forgotten childhood of Johnny "Nny" C. Rated T for violence and swearing.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Johnny C.
Random JtHM Song Drabbles reviews
Song drabbles for JtHM in general. This is just some random thing I'm doing for fun.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete