Ludzchen
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Joined 03-12-11, id: 2787432, Profile Updated: 08-05-11

Name: Ludzchen. It's German for 'Little Ludz' -chen, is also used as a term of endearment, like the Japanese -chan

Nicknames: Ludz, Doitsu, West, Bruder, Luddy-Lu. Can you guess which character my friends refer me as?

Age: Pick a number between 15 and 20

Gender: Female

Occupation: Student,

Nationality: British (Scottish to be precise)

Future goals and ambitions: Study at University, preferably a language (thats my goal for now)

Current Obsession: Hetalia: Axis Powers.

Fav Game Series: Kingdom Hearts (BEST CROSS-OVER EVER~)

5 Fun Facts: I don't tan or sunburn - I am generally a negative person, i nearly always assume the worst - I don't like candy that much - I prefer snow and rain to sunny days - I've been compaired to being like a 'Kuudere' or 'Dandere' before

Appearance: Blue eyes, short blonde hair, pale complexion, freckles on face,

Height: 4'11 ...; I'm short

Clothes i normally wear: Grayish-green cap, khaki green t-shirt, black skirt with suspenders, or khaki green skinny legs (either 3/4 lengths or full length), brown lace up boots or grey slip on shoes.

Fav colours: Yellow, Green, Brown, Grey and Red.

Normally seen with: Green hat, multi-coloured frog bag, iPod, headphones in ears, at least 1 book (manga or normal), a notebook, pencils or pens,

Risembool Rangers Name: Ludz

Tumblr Account : http://thediabolicalcreampuff.tumblr.com/ ...i love that name xD ...i was high on 3 cans of (diet)lemonade ok?!

My Best Friend:


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and an asshole.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (More like manga, but you know…)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I support GUN RIGHTS so I MUST be a redneck
I listen to HEAVY METAL so I MUST be suicidal
I think our CURRENT PRESIDENT is ruining our country so I MUST be a racist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a GAMER so I MUST not be aware of reality

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


Copy and Paste stuff :D

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get).

Digimon was popular.

Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.

You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.

Nobody cared what you looked like.

Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.

Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.

Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.

Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.

Saying 'moron' was a swear word.

Fire was considered dangerous.

The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.

Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.

Multiplication was scary.

Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.

The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, Ludz,

99.5 of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump.The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn .Copy and Paste if your one of the 0.5.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile. (I kinda need to xD but i like carbs ^^)

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you don't watch “Heroes” or “Lost” religiously, never have, never will, and proud of it, paste this onto your account.

If you think Sasuke has to have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', paste this onto your account, laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

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0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you believe that Barbie dolls are planning to take over the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I also answer myself XD)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

Many people fell for the trick that the person that played Yugi was a girl and the person that played Timmy was a young boy. if you're one of those people who LOOK at the credits and know the voice actors, paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are extremely bored, put your name on the list!: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake,

If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, Ludz

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If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, Ludz

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

You know you live in 2000 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who haven't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake,

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, Ludz

Random Things

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

All my friends in our little group have Hetalia nicknames after the country that we're most like

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(/) You're a good artist
(X) You can be clumsy
(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (Alana/Alfie ~ *glomps*)
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(4.5/10) for North Italy [Not bad, not bad...]

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
( ) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(3/10) for South Italy [Pfft...that sucks!]



Germany (Ludwig) [xD this is where i got my nickname from~]

(x) You’re very stoic and serious (I can be)
(/) Sausages (in particular those of the wurst variety) are your favourite foods. (I guess...i like them)
(x) You like to walk dogs/your dog ( I love walking my aunts dogs)
(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(/) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(x) You work very hard
(x) Your alone time is your ‘happy time’
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (in school)
(x) You’ve had issues with money once or twice

(8/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(/) You're very mature (when I have to be)
( )You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
( ) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
( ) You need time to adjust to new people

(3.5/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(/) You love hamburgers
(/) You think you're awesome (pfft)
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(/) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
( ) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(/) You wear glasses (sometimes)

(4/10) for America


The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful (I don't deny it)
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(x)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
( ) You have tried doing black magic before
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(5/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense (Fashion? What's that?)
( ) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
( ) You love red roses (to be honest, i dont like roses)
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts (LOVE them)
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France [3/10 means I'm allowed to be around people!]

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

( ) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall (i am very short xD)
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
( ) You love vodka
(/) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
(x) You have a big nose
( ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(3.5/10) for Russia [Pfft...wow XD]

China (Wong Yao)

(/) You're very mature
( ) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
( ) You like sweets

(4.5/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite (most of the time)
(X) You love classical music
( ) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (I put the 'Pro' in 'Procrastination')
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons'
(/) You wear glasses (sometimes)

(4.5/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
( ) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( )You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
(/)You're bilingual
()You always carry a bear with you
(/) You wear glasses (you get the point)

(4/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X)You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
( ) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (sometimes..)
( ) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(/) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (¬///¬ ...guilty convert)

(5.5/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(x) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
( ) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
( )You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

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Maybe It's Time to Come Home by RaitoFlavoredWaffles reviews
Ludwig is sent to live with his 'insane' brother because his parents don't trust him. His new neighbors might just be crazier. And what's up with that Italian kid next door who wears dresses? Is he the only sane one here? -Gerita!-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Culture Shock by hetaliareference reviews
Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Eine Katze Fluch by Cherrykissez reviews
England's 'master plans' never really work out do they? Well this one does!... sort of. Warning: Nekomimi!Germany, cursing, so on and so forth. Rating might go up in the future! Don't like, don't read! No flames please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
L'amore Prende Forma by Pixellated Ponderings reviews
Felicia Vargas is a waitress in Toronto. She's got a smile that attracts everyone around her, but she's hidding something. Can she have a relationship while hidding the truth?-Crap summary, hopefully the story's better. AU Gerita. Smut in later chaps.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
One Body, Two Minds by Katie1506 reviews
After England destroys Germany's only cooking pot, he helps Italy find a new one in the attic and finds a mysterous box. Inside this box is something from his past that Prussia has kept for over two hundred years. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Never, Ever by SparxFlame reviews
Having forgotten the faces of Holy Rome and Grandpa Rome, Italy is determined not to forget any more of his loved one when they leave. And then Germany discovers Italy's private sketchbook... Oneshot, GerIta fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Am I A Monster? by MoonPieeNinjaax3 reviews
After the second world war, people have called Germany a monster. He questions whether he is a monster or people have just gone with the flow of stereotypes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Germany - Complete
Hunter by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Gilbert is a hunter of mythical creatures as his father and his father before him. The most highest in demands are the elves which are the hardest to find let alone capture. One night after setting a trap with his friends he is able to capture an elf. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Hetalia Academy II by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Sequel to Hetalia Academy - High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Many pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,088 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Abduction of Italy by mykonosparadise reviews
No one noticed a thing until they received a little piece of paper with a code scribbled on it. After the seriousness of the situation dawns on Germany, he tries to find a way to save his comrade who happens to be his lover as well... Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Regalami il Sogno by crocious reviews
This is why Germany always drives. For a fic trade. T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hide and Seek by Dreams about another world reviews
Little!Germany and Prussia play Hide-and-seek. Old fears are found and new comforts are sought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Color by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/12/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Sun and Sand by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Of Grief and Joy Sublime by adesso reviews
Germany's painting remains blurry and incomplete; Italy wants to help him find the missing pieces. Post-Buon San Valentino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete