Pinkie the Butt-Hurter
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Joined 03-12-11, id: 2787750, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 17 stories for Megamind, Harry Potter, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Big Bang Theory, Dr. Seuss series, Avengers, Doctor Who, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.

Hello! I am Pinkie the Butt-Hurter, but you may all call me Pinkie! Everyone does... *glares at younger sister*

I am being informed 'Butt-Hurter' has an odd definition, so to clear it up: I once made my friend, Moosicorns on here, laugh so hard she fell out of her chair and hurt her butt. That is where the name came from.

Pinkie...I should explain that...I tried to dye my hair red TWICE. The box said CRIMSON, and to any NORMAL person, that's red, right? Lolnope. It came out pink both times. My sister, Gen, started calling me Pinkie and it stuck...even though my hair is red now. Yeah...go on laugh. Everyone does.

Look at my lovely Dalek up there. Innit pretty? Silly question, 'course it is.

I'm a ginger now. Gingers are cool.

"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." --The Doctor

Favorites-

Movie-

1.) The Lorax

2.) Iron Man

3.) Captain America

4.) The Avengers

Colors-

1.) Orange

2.) Blue

3.) Green

4.) Pink

Words-

1.) Finagle

2.) Psychic

3.) Glockenspiel

Celebrities-

1.) James Roday

2.) David Tennant

3.) Neil Patrick Harris

4.) Charlie McDonnell (aka Charlieissocoollike)

Authors-

1.) John Green

2.) Dr. Seuss

3.) J.K. Rowling

Books-

1.) The Harry Potter series

2.) The Hunger Games series

3.) The Percy Jackson series

4.) DR. SEUSS!!!!!

Hobbies-

1.) Writing

2.) Reading

3.) Acting

Songs-

1.) The A Team by Ed Sheeran

2.) Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade

3.) Far Away by Nickelback

4.) Endlessy by The Cab

Bands-

1.) Chameleon Circuit

2.) Maroon 5

3.) Rascal Flatts

TV shows-

1.) Psych

2.) Sherlock

3.) Doctor Who

4.) Big Bang Theory

5.) Scrubs

Doctor-

1.) Ten/Eight (SO CONFLICTED!)

2.) Eleven

3.) Four

Pairings-

1.) Doctor Who- Ten/Rose, Rory/Amy, Mickey/Martha

2.) Scrubs- Janitor/Elliot, JD/Elliot, Turk/Carla, Cox/Carla, Cox/Jordan

3.) Big Bang Theory- Leonard/Penny, Sheldon/Amy, Howard/Bernadette

4.) Harry Potter- Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione

5.) Hunger Games- Peeta/Katniss, Gale/Madge, Finnick/Annie, Cinna/Katniss

6.) Psych- Carlton/Marlowe, Shawn/Juliet, Gus/Food

Quotes-

EMMA: Who's Ralph? ME: My unicorn. I kidding, his name is Nacho.

EMMA: Dr. Horrible entered the Yummys. (I had said 'Dr. Horrible interrupts the Emmys' and she heard that xD)

ME: Look! It's Hoccca-Pontus!

DANNY: (to teacher we secretly called by his first name) Hey, Bill! I mean, Mr. James...

EMMA: Nikki's in the hospital. GENESIS: Cool. DONUT! (Don't you wish you had my sisters?)

ME: I have problems. EMMA: Yes, you are.

ME: (yelling) Buddy! Shut your face! RENAI: Did you just say 'That is not your face?' (I was on the phone with her and I yelled at the dog next door because he was barking at a train)

ME: Hey, Diantri? Why did you put a stick of meat in a frying pan that's off? EMMA: The frying pan of sauce?

ME (singing): My poor mother sat between them all night. EMMA: Did you say 'Stepped between them with a knife?'

GRACE: *in Texan accent* I'm digging through yo' private life!!

GRACE: *in Texan accent* Hey Step-Hen! Step-Hen?! That's a stupid name for a song! (The song was called 'Hey Stephen'...she's blond...)

KEILA: You have no imagination! ME: NO IMAGINATION?!?!? WELL THEN, IT WAS UNICORN PEE THAT IS GOING TO TURN YOU INTO DARTH FRIKEN VADAR AND THEN YOU'LL EAT ALL OF THE MAYONNAISE IN THE WORLD!!!!

EMMA: Your majistary.

COURTNEY: No one likes a half-cooked baby... (we were playing Apples to Apples and the word was 'rare' and she put down... you get it)

ME: It's all crazy-wazy! EMMA:What? ME: Gah! I meant willy-nilly.

DANNY: There are those who know me as...Tim. ARIA: Did you say 'there are those who know me as...Tampon'?!

GRACE: *making a bridge out of triangles* Triangles are a strong shape. *bridge collapses* ME: *LMAO*

GRACE: *doing a math problem* CHAPERONS!!! ME: Huh!? GRACE: CRAP! I meant 'RATIOS!!!'

GRACE: I think...if you wrap me...in sponges...

ME: Yeah, Molly Weasley II. That's Percy's son. LEE: Percy's son? His son's name is Molly?

EMMA: Anyways, they're gonna have a really sweet moment and- ME: And then I jump off the balcony?!

DIANTRI: Anyone want a Slim-Jim? ME: Ooh, are they teryaki? DMETRI: I WANT ONE!! ARE THEY TERY-YUCKY?! ME: (Laughing) No, 'Metri, they're not yucky. DMETRI: ARE THEY TERY-GOOD?!

EMMA AND LEE: Yeah. ME: You said that at the same time! EMMA: No, I said yes. ME: Oh, they both have to do with sponges.

GRACE: What's that? ME: A sweater...? GRACE: No, on the drapes! A smudge! A smudge on the drapes!

EMMA: Jenny, you change your mind like people change underwear! ME: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR?!?!

EMMA: Give me my phone back! GRACE: I'm not done yet! ME: Did you say 'I'm not done, yo!'

ME: So there's this librarian that's trying to be all sexy and...DANNY: When you say 'librarian' I think 'orangutan'.

ME: Let's tie the knot! EMMA: Tie the knot? ME: I MEANT BURY THE HATCHET!

TEACHER: How do you convert a decimal into a fraction? ME: Magic?!

TEACHER: What do you do with your .16? ME: Eat it?!

ME: (singing) With a great big...hug. RENAI: Did you just say 'we decorate pigs...hug'? ME: Did you just say 'we dead rape pigs...hug'?!

GRACE: (watching The Sorcerers Apprentice) Ahhh, the snakey wires! ME: Did you just say 'ahhh, the sneaky woman!'?!

TRACEY: Ee! White mail!

TEACHER: Nickole? ME: It's Nikki, please. JENNY: Your name is Nikkiplease? ME: Yes. Wait...no!

TEACHER: Roger, you're only on number six? ROGER:...thousand!

KID#1: Jingle bells. jingle bells... KID#2: Jingle all the way! GRACE: I thought you said 'OH MY GOD, OKAY!'

GRACE: *shoves our school supplies off table* Let's hide our school supplies, and they'll think we ran away, and they'll send out search parties, and put up rewards, and we can turn ourselves in, and get money!

DIANTRI: How's the drain in your shower working? ME: Great. Thanks for fixing it, Dad. DIANTRI: Dad?! ME: You fixed it?! DIANTRI: Yes! ME:...thanks, Diantri...

LEE: GOD! It smells like Satan's buttcrack after eating Hitler! ME (laughing): Only you would know what that smells like, Lee! LEE: I know! I just recreated it!

BRANDON: I just don't wear tights...maybe I should though...LEE: Oh, God, yes. MARIE (Lee's girlfriend): WHAT?!?!?!?!

EMMA: Where's Grace? ME: (solemnly) She's in a better place... EVERYONE ELSE: o.O ME: She's camping!

LEE: Usher?! They're my favorite! ME:...Usher is one guy... LEE:...oh...

DAD *walks into bathroom; looks at me* No matter what sounds you hear, don't come in after me.

ME: *almost asleep* Hmm... GRACE: *fully asleep; gets out of bed and grabs a huge book; hits me with it* ME: *fully awake* WHAT THE CRAP!? GRACE: *still asleep and holding book* It's a good book! *lays back down like nothing ever happened*

ME: *le sleeping on the floor* EMMA: *tries pulling a magazine out from under me* ME: *wakes up* Hmm? EMMA: ...this is a dream. Go back to sleep. ME: Okay. *goes back to sleep* Le next day EMMA: Hey, Nik, sorry for waking you last night. ME:...you didn't wake me last night...EMMA: Yeah, I did. I woke you up and you feel right back asleep. ME:...really?

ME: Why would the Weasley's name their house after a donkey? You know, Burrow? DIANTRI: No burro is spelled differently. Burrow, like their house, is like a...a rabbit's burrow. ME: Psssch. Silly you. Rabbits don't have donkeys.

GENESIS: How could you break up the Tony and Pepper? ME: How could I break out the millennium leopard!?

(First off, we were playing a game we call 'Noodles', which means one of us says something that reminds us of one of the Avengers, and the other has to guess who it was. My example: Kool-Aid. Answer: Captain America.) GRACE: Hmm...noodles! (Where we got the name of the game.)ME: Um...Tony! GRACE: Yes! ME: I was guessing! GRACE: I just imagine Tony in his Iron Man suit without the helmet eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks!

A guy on my friend's X-Box Live party's name was stifling-big-nick. The convo: TRACEY: Hey, it's stiff-a-ling big neck! ME: ...dude...that's STIFLING BIG NICK. TRACEY: ...oh...I've been calling him stiff-a-ling big neck for, like, two months!

ME: Grace, what time is it? GRACE: *stares at me for at least ten seconds before looking at her watch*

MARIE: Nik, what size bra do you wear? ME: Uh, C36 I think? GRACE: *looks at her watch* ...it's two twenty-seven! ME: No, not SIX thirty-six! C thirty-six! GRACE: *looks at her watch again* Wha...?

EMMA: And Tony's all like psssssssshhhhhhhhhh! *wild arm flail* GRACE: He...spray-paints him...?

EMMA: Then don't kill me off! Put me in a coma! Ooh, yeah, I'll be in a coma! ME: Why would I have you in a toga?! EMMA: Yes, I'll be in my heavenly toga while in my coma. Why would I be in a toga?! ME: That's what I was wondering!

EMMA: Hey, Nik. If I could write a song to make ya, fall in love... ME: I would already have ya under up my a-- EMMA: No! Nikki, you don't sing along when I'm hatin' on you! (She claims she was saying 'serenading you' but I don't buy it for a minute.)

(texting) EMMA: Hey, ask Anna about the RP. ME: (on Anna's cell, texting Emma, watching Iron Man) Okay, as soon as Tony finished butt kicking. Autocorrect changed it to: Okay, as soon as Tiny is finished butt licking. EMMA: Butt...licking... ME: CRAp. ME: Darn! ME: TONY is butt KICKING. EMMA: I'm dying.

GENESIS: (reading something off our RP) Davyn chuckled quietly with Rya, then stiffened at what James said. ME: Davyn tiptoed quietly to Rya, and slapped her when he heard what James said!? Abusive boyfriend! EMMA: *laughing* I wonder what James said!

EMMA: Sorry I'm being so PMS-y... ME: Emma, you could be Mrs. Bitch Bitch Bitchity Bitchface from Bitchtown, Bitchania and I would still love you. EMMA: And so's our step-mom! No, really, she's PMS-ing, too.

ME: How's school? ROSE: You bet.

TRACEY: *singing along with a song* It never crossed my mind, that I would skip this song. *skips song*

LEE: You know what's stupid? ME: Your face? Hurhurhur! DAD: Ohh, BUST! ME AND LEE: ... DAD: Isn't that what you kids say nowadays? ME: You mean burn?

DMETRI: Does this look like an upside down baby? ME: YOU LOOK LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN BABY! DMETRI: Haha! Bust!

ME: *staring at Shawn Spencer in bright orange shirt* Mmm...I want that shirt in my bed... GENESIS: Wouldn't you want it on your floor?


Mental Health Hot line.

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot line…”

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mothership.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”


BIRTHDAY: August 13th (I JUST noticed I typo'd on this!)

HEIGHT: 5'3 and just in case you wanted to know, my twin sister is 5'9...oh, shut up. You, the one laughing, yeah, you, shut up.

AGE: 15

NICKNAMES: Nikki, Nik, Short-Stuff (DON'T call me that), 'Emma's sister' (I would prefer if you didn't call me that one either), Bell, Nikki Bell, Nikki Bug, Nikkiplease, Pinkie, Strawberry, Strawberry Shortcake, Ginger Specs,


If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.


Girl-Confessions!!

1. Do you sleep in your bra? NO!! It makes your boobs sag!

2. Do you like noodles? Yes, I do, thanks for asking!

3. Do you enjoy drama? NO!

4. Are you a girly girl? Absolutely not!

5. Small or large purses? I'mma go for large.

7. Are you short? Yes...-_-

8. Do you like somebody? Yep!

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Not really, no...

10. Do you like Halloween? Yesss!!

11. Favourite time of year? Summer! I like the heat!

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Hmmm...I'll have to say either a trampoline or a bathtub...OH! NO! A clothes hamper!

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No...no...

14. Is there any type of rumour going around about you? Not that I know of.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name? One of my best friends, yes.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says-Girl Confessions? HA! If any guys come onto my FF.N profile, some!

BE HONEST;

1. What colour is the bra that you're wearing? blue and green plaid.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dark.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? More or less myself ABOUT a boy...

4. Do you have a best friend? Yeppers.

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Umm...nope!

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No. God made me the way I am, and that's how he wants me to be.

7. Do you like your life? Yes, I do.

8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Sure have!

9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls.

10. How long have you had a Facebook? A little over two years, I think.

11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Maaayybbeee...he was an ass, okay!?

12. What are your biggest fears? ...grasshoppers...stop laughing!

13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes...

14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? ...hmm? Oh, sorry, I was thinking about someone. _

15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Yes, I do.

16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Hmm...I have a good feeling about this question...;)

17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Not really. I want a quiet life for right now. Of course, I'd love to be a writer once I grow up, as it is my dream, but not now. Right now, I want to be Nikki.

18. Are you currently missing someone? Um...no, not really, no.

19: Who are you texting right now? Don't got a cell >.

-THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE

Cowboy or Gangster? Cowboy! I'm a hick!

Face or Body? Face!

Sweet or Sexy? Sweet. Appearance means nothing to me.

Contacts or Glasses? Don't matter.

YOURSELF...

01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Neither. I don't wear makeup.

02. Pink or black? Out of those, pink.

03. Pumps or flats? Flats. Comfort over style for me, a hundo percent.

04. Skirts or pants? Pants.

05. Socks or leggings? Leggings.

06. Hoodies or jackets? HOODIES!

07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers! Well, hitops for me.

08. Straight or curly hair? I have curly hair.

09. White or black? White.

10. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies :3

11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular.

12. Water or daiquiris? I haven't the foggiest idea what a daiq...that is, so I'mma go with water.

13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds. Pearls aren't all that pretty to me.

14. Darren Criss or Joey Richter? JOEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15. IPod or cell phone? iPod...mp3 in my case...

16. Friends or family? Hmm...both. I love them all too much to decide.

17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Gloss.

18. Manicure or pedicures? Uh...neither?

19. Tank tops or bathers? Tanks.

20. Big sunglasses or small? BIG! The bigger the funner!

21. Sunglasses or purses? Sunglasses.

IN A GUY ...

Funny or Serious? Funny all the way!

Romantic or Daredevil? Romantic. *dreamy sigh*

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Dark...unless they're green. I LOVE green eyes.

Long Hair or Short Hair? Depends on the guy, really. Example: NPH, short.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Again, depends on the guy.


100 truths

1. Last beverage Gatorade

2. Last phone call Emma

3. Last kiss ...

4. Last song you listened to Skin by Rascal Flatts

5. Last time you cried ... 3 weeks ago?

6. Dated someone twice nope

7. Been cheated on? nope

8. Kissed someone & regretted it? nope

9. Lost someone special? yepp

10. Been depressed? yepp

11. Been high? –> nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. orange

13. blue

14.green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Have you made new friends this year yupp

16. Fallen out of lovee nope

17. Laughed until you cried :) you betcha

18. Met someone who changed you ... idk

19. Found out who your true friends were yepp

20. Found out someone was talking about you nope

21. Kissed anyone on your top friends list nope

23. How many kids do you want to have 2

24. Do you have any pets dog and a fish

25. Do you want to change your name nope

26. What did you do for your last birthday went to the mall with 2 friends

27. What time did you wake up today 7?

28. What were you doing at midnight last night sleeping

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for SWIMMING

30. Last time you saw your father two hours ago?

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life nothing :)

32. What are you listening to right now Skin- Rascal Flatts

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom yeah, my twin sister. Love you, Tommy

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now? my SUPER SLOW computer

36. Whats your real name Nickole Lauren

37. Relationship Status ...

38. Zodiac sign Leo

39. Male or female female

40. Elementary School ...?

41. Middle School ...? (not gonna give out info for old creeps... sorry nice ppl)

43. Hair color blond

44. Long or short short

45. Height 5'3

46. Do you have a crush on someone yeah...

47. What do you like about yourself eyes

48. Piercings ears

49. Tattoos lol fake one on my shoulder :D

50. Righty or lefty righty

FIRSTS :

51. First surgery Appendix

52. First piercing ears

53. First tattoo none

54. First best friend my twin sister

55. First Sport soccer

56. First pet Taffy?

57. First vacation somewhere in Michigan

58. First concert Blue's Clue's Live

59. First crush some kid named Austin when I was like 3

60. First alcohol drink none

RIGHT NOW:

61. Eating nothing (dangitt)

62. Drinking nothing

63. I’m about to scratch my shoulder

64. Listening to Without you- Keith Urban

65. Waiting for dinner

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OTHER SEX?

69. Lips or eyes eyes

70. Hugs or kisses hugs

71. Shorter or taller 'bout same height

72. Older or Younger 'bout same age

73. Romantic or spontaneous both

74. Nice stomach or nice arms ...

75. Tattoos or piercings neither

76. Sensitive or loud bit of a mixture

77. Hook-up or relationship relationship

78. Trouble maker or hesitant somewhere in the middle

HAVE YOU EVER :

79. Kissed a stranger nope

80. Drank hard liquor nope

81. Lost glasses/contacts do sunglasses count?

82. cried infront of someone yeah

83. Broken someone’s heart ... no, I guess not

84. Had your own heart broken nope

85. Been arrested nope

86. Turned someone down yepp

87. Cried when someone died yeahh

88. Liked a friend that is a girl noooooo

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

89. Yourself usually

90. Miracles yes

91. Love at first sight yes

92. Heaven yes

93. Santa Clause YA!!!!!! :)

94. Kissing on the first date depends on if you love them... and I draw u back to question 91

95. Angels yeah

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

96. Is there one person you want to be with right now yeah

97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time no

98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever yes

99. What’s the one thing you cannot live without love

100. Posting this as 100 Truths yeahh


10 things to do before school ends:

1- Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor

2- Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL

3- Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture

4- Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY

5- Wait for your teacher to mention a date, and then yell out, “Bingo!” Apologize, and explain that you got confused

6- name your pen Mr Pen, talk to him often, cry and go mad if Mr pen commits suicide (falls off the table)

7- Superglue coins to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up

8- Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers

9- Start singing Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King

10- Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out I’m lost ’


1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

2. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz" when being sent to the Headmaster's office.

3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney's tarot deck.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."

5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.

6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

-6b. Neither will I take one out on the new DADA teacher.

7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develop extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.

9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.

-9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.

10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order "to see what happens."

12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.

13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.

-13b. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.

14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming "Go away, go away!"

15. I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.

-15b. This goes for Fred and George, too.

16. Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.

17. I will not suggest to Fred and George that they invent and sell Anti-Anti-Cheating Charm quills.

18. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.

-18b. Having not done this, I will not stay up all night to laugh at said first years.

19. I will not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.

20. I will not organize a Junior Death Eaters Training Camp at Hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for "Hexing Harry Potter," "Endangering a teacher's life by jinxing," or "Throwing a person from the Astronomy Tower." I will not send the latter to Professor Snape and make him an honorary member.

21. I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade.

22. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

23. I will not push Professor Flitwick from his stack of books claiming I need them for my studies.

24. I will not spike my best friend's pumpkin juice and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall.

-24b. Or Professor Snape.

25. When asked a question by a teacher I will not inform them that the answer is protected by a Fidelius Charm and I am not the Secret Keeper.

26. I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking.

27. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

28. I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

29. I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch as been permanently canceled.

-29b. Having not done this, I will not tell him that it is Marcus Flint's fault.

30. I will not bewitch Percy Weasley's prefect badges to yell "I'm in love with myself!" every time it senses movement.

31. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.

32. I will not sign up the Great Lake at Hogwarts for the Summer Olympics swimming competitions.

-32b. I will not take a hippogriff to the Summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions

33. I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

34. I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.

35. I will not refer to Aragog as "Charlotte."

36. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins.

-36b. I should not test that.

37. I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.

38. If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

39. I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign.

40. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer.

41. I will not tell Ronald Weasley that his sister was caught snogging any of the following: 1) Draco Malfoy, 2) Any other Slytherin, 3) Michael Corner, 4) Any other Ravenclaw, 5) Zacharias Smith, 6) Any other Hufflepuff, 7) Neville Longbottom, 8) Any other Gryffindor.

42. Asking Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times.

43. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.

44. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

-44b. And Hermione Granger.

45. I will not dress in long black capes with hoods. Draco Malfoy tried this and almost peed his pants. I must learn from his experience.

46. I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on, or b) get a life.

47. I will not change the speed of light to 30 mph and enjoy watching my fellow students and the teachers find out about the miracles of relativity.

48. I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as it is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

49. I will not hand out shirts that say "Potter 6, Voldemort 0."

50. Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.

51. I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.

52. I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don't send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."

53. I will not melt if water is poured over me.

-53b. Neither will Professor Umbridge.

54. I will not bewitch my cauldron to change the freezing-point of water. I will not ask Professor Snape why my potion is freezing while the cauldron is heated. Nor will I point out that I doubted from the beginning that he would be able to sort that out for me.

55. I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.

56. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

57. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

58. Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny.

59. I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being.

-59b. I will also not suggest that he isn't even human.

60. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

61. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62. I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls' bathroom door.

63. I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

64. I will not tell Dobby that Harry Potter's one greatest desire is for a pit bull named Ripper.

65. I will not tell Professor McGonagall about the great Muggle enhancer out there called botox.

-65b. I will not tell her that it would make those thin tight lips of hers into pouty bodacious things.

-65c. I will not tell her that Professor Dumbledore would particularly enjoy looking at those pouty bodacious things.

66. "42" is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s.

-66b. Not even if the boy who's whispering this to you tells you he heard it from Hermione Granger herself.

67. I will not set Ravenclaws on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.

68. Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time.

69. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

70. I will not ask Professor Flitwick how Santa Claus is doing.

71. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.

73. I will not change the speed of sound so that communication by owl is quicker than talking to each other.

74. I will not point out to Professor Sinistra that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet.

75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore's memory.

76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.

77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.

-77b. Neither does Hermione Granger.

78. I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place."

79. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical," I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying.

81. I will not imitate Steve Irwin while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent.

82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.

83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

84. Underwater broom riding does not distinguish the master from the layman. It is not required to become member of any Quidditch team.

85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers.

86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers.

-86b. This also pertains to Hermione Granger.

87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye.

88. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles."

90. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."

91. Neil Gaiman is not spying on us.

92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.

93. I will not suggest that we read coffee beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change.

94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it.

95. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date for the Yule Ball.

96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees.

97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects.

98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.

99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.

100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon.

-100b. I am also not allowed to tell them that the Whomping Willow is inaccurately named and is actually a wonderful spot for peaceful reading.

101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction.


Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this


Doug: "If Mike can rip off an average of 1 car stereo per eight minutes,and he's gotta deliver ten car stereos to his boss, then how long will the job take?"
Tom: *pulls Doug down to his level and whispers in his ear*
Doug: "oh yeah, are all the cars in the same lot, or what's the story on that?"
-21 Jumpstreet, Doug and Tom masquerading as the McQuaid brothers, after being asked to come up with an algebraic equation that can be used in everyday life.


-Emily (It's love) by Francesca Battistell

Emily, I know you think it won't get any better
Life has gone and gotten so tough
Emily, you believe you will never ever
Never ever find that you're enough

Circumstances can change your mind
But time will help you see...

It's love that hung the moon and stars for you above
And stays awake to start the morning
If you feel you've had enough
He's never given up
It's love

Emily, you will see some stormy weather
Dark and cloudy days of rain
But Emily, there will be summer laughter
'Cause everybody knows the seasons change

Circumstances will turn out fine
And time will help you see
It's love that hung the moon and stars for you above
And stays awake to start the morning
If you feel you've had enough
He's never given up
It's love

Can't you see
I know you believe me
Everything is whispering this well-known story
So listen in
It's humbling
All of this done for you

It's love...

It's love that hung the moon and stars for you above
And stays awake to start the morning
If you feel you've had enough
He's never given up
It's love


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Nickole

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Nicizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Capybara

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Lauren Del Mar

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Grenilar

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Root Beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ieryteh

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Darius


My favorite Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog quotes

1.) Penny: Billy?

Dr. Horrible: Yeah?

Penny: You're driving a spork into your leg.

Dr. Horrible: So I am. Hilarious.

2.) Penny: He's a really good looking guy and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first.

Dr. Horrible: [under his breath] Trust your instincts.

Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.

Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.

3.) Penny: It's like Captain Hammer's always saying...

Dr. Horrible: Tsch... Right. Him. How are things with "Cheesy on the Outside"?

Penny: Good. They're good. He's... nice. I'll be interested to know what you think of him, he said he might stop by.

Dr. Horrible: Stop by here?

Penny: Yeah.

Dr. Horrible: Oh...

[slides up his sleeve]

Dr. Horrible: ... goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!

Penny: What about your clothes?

Dr. Horrible: [opens washing machine] I don't love these.

4.) Moist: I'm Moist. At my most bada$$, I make people want to take a shower.

5.) Dr. Horrible: Wow, sarcasm, that's original!

6.) Penny: I was wondering if - if I could just... Hey, I know you.

Dr. Horrible: Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?

Penny: From the laundry mat.

Dr. Horrible: Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month you skipped the weekend. Or if that was you, could have been someone else - I mean I've seen you...

7.)Captain Hammer: It's curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

8.) Dr. Horrible: I saw Penny today.

Moist: You talked to her?

Dr. Horrible: So close. Just a few weeks away from a real audible connection.

9.)Captain Hammer: [reading from a set of cue cards] I hate the homeless...

[next cue card]

Captain Hammer: ... ness problem that plagues our city.

10.) Dr. Horrible: I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be an achiever, like Bad Horse.

Penny: The Thoroughbred of Sin?

Dr. Horrible: I meant Gandhi.

11.) Dr. Horrible: I'm Dr. Horrible. I have a PhD in Horrible-ness.

Moist: Is that the new catch phrase?

12.) Dr. Horrible: So did you spend all weekend hunting wild signatures?

Penny: No, actually I went on a date.

Billy: Get right outta town!

13.) Dr. Horrible: All those months doing this stunningly boring chore

Penny: I’m a fan of laundry

Dr. Horrible: …SIKE! I love it!

14.) Dr. Horrible: I’m not gonna kill a little kid

Moist: Smother an old lady?

Dr. Horrible: Do I even know you?

15.) Captain Hammer: Apparently the only signature he needed…was my fist. But with a pen in it... that I was signing with..

16.)Captain Hammer(singing): A hero doesn't care if your a bunch of smelly alcoholic bums! Everybody!

17.) Dr. Horrible: The world is a mess and I just...need to rule it...

18.) Dr. Horrible: Thaaaat's not a GOOD sound...

19.) Dr. Horrible: My heist yesterday was successful. Of course, when I say successful I mean I achieved my objective. It was not successful because I inadvertently introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams, and now they're going out on dates and they're probably going to French kiss or something...


If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, cheesecake15, Gryffindor.girl.for.life, wHaT's In A pEn-Name, AnimeFlowerGirl, BlackHaru3, La Chica De Ojos Azules,

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you liked Snape after Deathly Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley, put this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

Copy and paste into your profile if you think Tonks and Remus should've lived.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you wanted to strangle Peter Pettigrew after reading the 3/4/5 book.

If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.


Ah, and here is one of those thingies where you write down 12 of your favorite characters, number them, imagine you're in contact with them, and answer the questions. HERE WE GO!

1.Billy/Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

2. Megamind (Megamind)

3. Mickey Mouse (speaks for itself)

4. Harry Potter (Harry Potter series)

5. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter series)

6. Minion (Megamind)

7. Moist (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

8. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson series)

9. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)

10. Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

11. Larry Dayle (Night at the Museum)

12. Flynn Rider (Tangled)

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Moist/Larry? Heh heh... no...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Harry Potter? YEAH!!!! Heck to the yeah!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Flynn Rider got Percy Jackson pregnant? I would NOT read that fanfic

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Erik? Yeah, my favorite is Tales of the Phantom Hysterics by Songbird of Night.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Minion and Megamind? Some people think so, but I honestly do NOT.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Luna/Erik or Luna/Willy? Uh... can I say neither?

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I think Moist would faint at the sight or Megamind and Flynn doing... yeah...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Mickey and Willy? Okay, uh... "What if the worlds most lovable character met the worlds greatest chocolate maker? Comedy, insanity, and sugar collide when Mickey Mouse comes upon Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. What will happen? Find out!"

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Oh, God, I hope not! Billy/Percy? NO!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Moist/Flynn? Um... A Soggy Apology?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
!?!?

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Um... no, I can honestly say no... or I hope not. :\ I can't see anyone reading things like that about Moist.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Mickey? Not that I know of.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Um... no... who draws Larry Dayle?

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Megamind/Harry/Luna? Uh...maybe Harry/Luna, but surely not with Megamind tossed in there.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um... Willy might yell something like "YOU'RE AS SWEET AS CHOCOLATE!" Stupid, I know, but that's all I can think of.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Percy? Um... 'Livin' on a Prayer' for some reason comes to mind.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Billy/Minion/Flynn? WARNING: DO NOT READ FOR EXTREME NASTINESS!

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Willy on Megamind? Goodness, um... maybe 'I didn't know they had angels in space!'

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a Huna (Harry/Luna) yesterday.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
His venerability? I mean, he's just Minion!

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
AW, HECK NO! NEITHER! Larry/Erik? EW!

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Mickey and Moist, it would defiantly be Mickey 'cuz he's so small!

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Billy and Erik are in a happy relationship until Erik suddenly runs off with Harry. Billy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Larry and a brief unhappy affair with Flynn, then follows the wise advice of Luna and finds true love with Mickey." God, that was painful...


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about
life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.


R.I.P.

My fishes... Marvolo, Elvis, Darius, Hermione, Dallas, and Lucy. MAY THEY SWIM IN PEACE!


If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!


I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know


QUOTES AND SAYINGS THAT DESCRIBE ME:

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell. A twin sister will bail you out and say, "Toldya I could run faster."

I'm not weird, I act like it and I'm a REALLY good actor.

I'm a real people's person, people just don't like me is all.

... me without my twin sister? Get real, that's like a fat kid passing up a happy meal.

Voldemort-Why do you live? Harry- Because I have something worth living for.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (LOVE THAT NAME SO MUCH!)

You know you are obsessed with Harry Potter when someone says "You-Know-Who" you yell out "VOLDEMORT?!"

I'm not a muggle...I'm just magically challenged!!

Genius by birth, evil by choice! ;)

They say money can't buy happiness. But money can buy chocolate and really, what's the difference?

I'm just going to be myself today. Scary huh? (evil laugh)

My friends are like energy saving light bulbs... not always too bright but they last for a very long time!!

hi say to wanted really I but this read to time your all took You...Confused??Read it backwards.

''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne

Oh That Was So Funny. I laughed so hard that tears are running down my legs...oh wait, dang it. those aren't tears. I'll be right back

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

“Point being; it’s not about how others look at me, it’s about how I look at myself.” - Neil Patrick Harris as Will Fratalli in Beastly.

"Is that all I am now, rude? Rude and not ginger." - The Tenth Doctor.


Commentary! The Musical quotes:

1. "We'll tell you which jokes were Joss's"-JED

"Maurissa's"-ZACK

"Or Jed's"-MAURISSA

"Or Zack's"-JOSS

"We won't have those awkward pauses" (really long pause)-ALL

2. "Maurissa, you co-wrote the movie, why didn't you cast yourself as Penny instead of monkey-face?"-NATHAN

"I'm sitting right here, you know!"-FELICIA

"With a face like a monkey."-NATHAN

3. "We really were friends, Zach!"-NATHAN

"I'm Jed."-JED

"And you always will be"-NATHAN

4."I can rap!
Yo! My name is Neil and I'm here to say:
(random bad beat boxing)
No I can't rap,
That was painful,
What does this do?
It turns out the lights!
I'm alone now,
And I'm friendless..."-NPH

5. "You're wonderful Neil, but Joss made me a deal."-STACY

"Suck it, I gave him 15."-NPH

6. "An Internet musical is a wacky idea that's zany! Where did it come from?"-NPH

"It came from pain"-JOSS

"Lets not talk to Joss, he's sad and confusing."-JED

7. "Wow! I never looked at it from the point of people who don't matter!"-NPH

8. "Maurissa! Don't use our bedroom voice!"-JED

9. "Seeing it through makes each of you a huge f#!king nerd!"-ALL (they bleeped it out, don't worry!)

10. "Now here's the big finish where we build up the tension then we get really quiet THEN WE STOP BEING QUIET and repeat the title-COMMENTARY!"-ALL

11. "Friends? HA!" -NPH

"I-I thought we were friends..."-JED

"No, we are friends, that was a good day, that's just how I laugh." -NPH

12. "You always were jealous of Simon." -NATHAN

"Jealous? HA!"-NPH

"Deny it all you want!"-NATHAN

"No, no, I thought you were joking. That's just how I laugh..."-NPH


The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: My Front Porch Looking In by Lonestar

Waking Up: Walk Away by Chris Clouse

First day of school: Achey Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

First Date: Margaritaville by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet

Fighting: Penny's Song by Felicia Day

Breaking up: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf by B5

Driving: So Good by Stroke 9

Flashback: Red Dirt Road by Brooks and Dunn

Mental Breakdown: Blue by Crazy Frog

Getting back together: Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle

Prom Night: Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney

Wedding: All American Girl by Carrie Underwood

Birth of a child: 1985 by Bowling For Soup

Final battle: Slipping by Neil Patrick Harris

Death scene: My Wish by Rascal Flatts

Funeral: Because of You by Kelly Clarkson

End credits: Don't Take the Girl by Tim McGraw

Man... most of those things don't add up at all...


You say- I say:

You say Miley Cyrus
I say Taylor Swift
You say Jay-Z
I say Brad Paisley
You say Madonna
I say Faith Hill
You say Demi Lavoto
I say Carrie Underwood
You say The Jonas Brothers
I say Rascal Flatts
You say Britney Spears
I say Miranda Lambert
You say Elton John
I say George Strait
You say Drake
I say Josh Turner
You say Ke$ha
I say Hunter Hays

92% of teens have turned to pop and rap, I'm part of the 8% who still love country! COPY, PASTE AND SIGN IF YOU ARE WITH ME!


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Shiroi Laptop, movielover9, zimfreak1997, La Chica De Ojos Azules


If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.


Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Same as the book

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Luna and the Weasley twins

But what house would you think you'll be in? Hufflepuff

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Charms

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor Lupin

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Beater

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Um...I'd say Beater

Who do you want to make friends with? Luna and the Weasley twins

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna

Why would he/she be your best buddy? We both don't care what people think about us, stick to our opinions, and care for our friends more then anything

Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna

What pet would you get? A owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Probably me surrounded by all my loved ones

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yes, I would without thinking about it

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Faint

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Probably look down at me with a 'Ookay?!' expression on his face

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Luna and Dumbledore

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Only one person just to get it off my chest but no one else

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Either Cedric or Neville...probably Neville though...NO! DRACO! YES, DRACO!!!!!

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Um...I guess Malfoy, but my hair is dirty blond...

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Ron

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Gold

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Green or silver

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? It's okay ]

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Getting my crush to notice me

Do you like the books more or the movies? The books because they're more detailed

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius

What would your Patronus take shape in? a quiz said a Jack Russel Terrier, like Ron's but I think it would be a capybara since they're so unusual and not many people know what they are

What would be your Animagus form? A capybara :>

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? Snape

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Ron

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp...no, wait...if Aragog is dead, then I'll take him over Grawp!

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's:D

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First

Is this survey fun or boring? It's Fun:)


Boy-or-Girl ... Survey thing (Bold is yes, normal is no.)

Boy Part:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Girl Part:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Girl: 11

Boy: 15

There's that! Stole this from Emma. AND SHE CAN'T HAS IT BACK! MWAHAHAHAHA!...yeah, I'm nuts...


IF I EVER DO ANY OF THESE THINGS...SLAP ME!

Say I hate Neil Patrick Harris (SLAP ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN)

Swear to never talk to my twin sister again

Say I don't want to be an author

Say I don't miss my mom

Throw away anything that has to do with Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Ask for any type of vegetable

Say I hate chocolate


How to keep a moron busy for a while:
1: go see number seven
2: Did I say two? Silly me. I meant six.
3: GOTCHA! It's on one.
4: Okay, this is it. The answer is on number three.
5: I lied. It's really number two
6: Six...why did I say that? I meant four!
7: Oops, I meant five


My favorite Airplane! quotes:

1. Jive Man: Shiiiiit! [SUBTITLES: Golly!]

2. Lady: Nervous?

Ted: Yes.

Lady: First time?

Ted: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

3. Kramer: Passengers certain to die!

McCroskey: *takes newspaper from Kramer* : Airline negligent...

Johnny: *takes newspaper from McCroskey* : There's a sale at Penny's!

4. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a...Turkish prison?

5. Oveur: Joey...ya like movies about Gladiators?

6. Rummack: About how long until we land?

Oveur: I can't say.

Rummack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Oveur: No, I mean I don't know.

Rummack: Can you take a guess?

Oveur: Not for another two hours.

Rummack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

7. Ted: Surely you can't be serious!

Rummack: I am serious. Don't call me Shirley.

8. Ted: Surely there's something you can do?

Rummack: I've done everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley!

9. Lady: Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive.


1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.

3. Share secrets with her.

4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts

5. Kiss her slowly.

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her everywhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her.

13. Pull her onto your lap.

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.

19. Tell her she's beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.

23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.

25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know

26. DON'T lie to her

27. DON'T cheat on her!

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.

32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.

35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.

39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.

40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible

41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS

42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for LONG walks at night.

44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.

45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.

46. Rub her back--feels good

47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute

48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D

49. Let her sit on your lap

50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.

51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.

52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.

54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.

55. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.

56. Kiss her in the rain.

57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.

58. Slow dance with no music

59. Don't ignore her or be nervous around her--everything is going to be okay.

60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (this one is too true for me...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN si I MUST jyst need converting
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


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Power, Wealth and Social Status by Excessively Complex reviews
This is the story of the life of Bellatrix Black; a life ruled by power, wealth and social status. Split into two parts, the story loosely follows that of the Harry Potter books along with some added twists for drama. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 215,155 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/19/2007 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Detention Sparked Romance by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
What if Dumbledore, and the other professors are plotting to get students from two enemy houses together? What if the students find that they can't get more than 10 feet away from each-other? Was this spell induced? Read this Dramione to find out! Plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,600 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unexpected findings by Tari Tigerlilly reviews
Hermione is searching for her parents in Australia and then seems to have mistakenly burned down her apartment, was it really her though? George takes an unbreakable vow to help keep her and her friends safe, and Fred tries to stay by her side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Draco M., George W.
Duty Bound by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
In a failed effort to ease war tensions by forcing Purebloods and Mudbloods to intermarry, Fred and Hermione are thrown together in an unlikely tale that calls for both to leave the comforts of their lives to follow what the Order and Minstry need of them
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 121,385 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 reviews
"Miss Ginny Weasley: Under the new marriage act you have been found eligible and had your name submitted to the Magical Marriage Committee for matching. We are pleased to inform you that you have had a 94% match with Mr. Draco Malfoy." My life was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 133,159 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Set in Stone by cuddlebear992 reviews
"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 175,303 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Really, It's Just a Cold by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
The Once-ler gets sick. What a wonderful way to start the day. Unfortunately, the Lorax is convinced that the Once-ler is more than 'just sick'. Oh joy of joys. Various POVs, no romance, no slash, no AU.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Meet The Flock by originemMaliacne -GLOMPMAGNET reviews
Where the Greene family meets the flock A.K.A. all of them from Maximum Ride Fang, Max, Angel, Dylan, Iggy, Gasman, and Nudge. Will The School find them? Will the Greenes help? Maybe, maybe not.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Iggy
The Journey To Us by Nora Salisbury reviews
Metrocity's new hero and his damsel have a lot of emotional red tape to cut through on their way to being the couple they're destined to be. Set mostly post-movie, later chapters will have higher ratings as fluff becomes steamier.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
James Potter by Sam Storsky reviews
"Leave her ALONE!" A deep voice boomed. Bright blue light hit Severus and he fell to the ground. I sighed in relief and stepped closer to my savior. He came out of the shadow, and the moonlight revealed the unmistakable hazel eyes. It was James Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 172,924 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
More Tales of Phantom Hysterics by Songbird of Night reviews
I was always told raising a family is hard work. What I didn't know is that I would have one so soon...and that it would consist of a naive teenage girl, her foppy husband, & a crazy, masked Phantom! This is me, my best friend & our awesome POTO comedy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,582 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Erik, Christine
A Night Visit by jmint945 reviews
This story is about Katniss going to visit Peeta. It takes place during Mockingjay sometime after Katniss saw Delly's visit with Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,009 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Sorcerer in the Halls by Useful reviews
Balthazar will not let his apprentice wreak havoc while he is away. So, the Prime Merlinian will be sent to Hogwarts for the beginning of the year to learn magical skills, skills that even Horvath doesn't know. What havoc is David going to do at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,200 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Dave S.
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Second Chances by lizziejulia reviews
One Direction fan fiction. Harry meets a fan at one of their first signings and hasn't been able to forget her since. So what will happen when they meet again? Rated M for language and possibly some sexual content in later chapters. Possibly.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,527 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012
Doctor Seuss by Lord Pyron reviews
The Doctor arrives in a magical realm, where Seuss-ian characters all take the helm. The Sainted Physician who travels through time, lands in a realm where everything is said in rhyme!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011
Speed Of Life by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIE-VERSE. Clint makes Steve try speed dating. Chaos of the socially-inept variety ensues! Set post-Avengers movie. Rated T for mild concepts. Feedback is very much appreciate. Thanks for reading!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Internal Flames by originemMaliacne -GLOMPMAGNET reviews
There is no 'natural' heat anymore on Earth, but is there a chance that it will come back?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
Becoming by bananacosmicgirl reviews
"Apparently," Barney said, stopping because his voice squeaked. He cleared his throat. "Apparently, I'm gonna be a dad." Gen, Barney-centric with strong friendships with the rest of the characters.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
He Says Nothing by Booknerd101 reviews
He no longer cares where he ends up, where they take him, or what happens to him, because no matter where he goes, He will always be able to find him. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Elliptical Threads by SlightlyOffKey reviews
LP 3.0, Leonard does an interview about his life in 2024, going forward, This is the original posted version for the final edited version read it on the blog EllipticalThreads dot com its available there in PDF, Ibook or Kindle formats along with behind the scenes info
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 148,268 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Behind His Back by Ember411 reviews
Margo had found someone to date, but will Gru make sure she doesn't date?
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Margo, Gru
We're going to be Friends by NikkiBee reviews
I guess maybe no one's tried this before but here goes... Enjoy. Napoleon/OC.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012
A Crazy Random Happenstance by The-Secret-Life-Of-Chili reviews
This whole thing was a random dream I had... I had passed out at 4:15 PM Friday and I woke up at 2:30 AM Saturday. I wrote down the dream I had the second I woke up. I do not own Billy or anyone from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. I wish I did though...
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Nikki's Story by EmWhoWasQueenofTroy reviews
Dr. Horrible has a new crush, one of the only girs who can resist Captain Hammer, and she's slowly falling for Billy, but not Dr. Horrible. Chaos and romance ensue, written for my twin's birthday.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Prove Me Wrong by Isabella120 reviews
Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,079 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Day Draco Learned Too Much by LynstHolin reviews
Draco Malfoy uses an illegal magical item to hear peoples' thoughts, and he gets more than he bargained for. Short and cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
7 Things by ToxicDanger2010 reviews
A series of 14 one-shots about Fremione that were inspired by the two lists of seven things in Miley Cyrus' song 7 Things. Rated T only because I'm paranoid could have probably gotten away with K
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sorcerer's Stone by malpal reviews
How did Hermione find out she was a witch? What thoughts were going through her head as she started Hogwarts? What does she really think about Ron and Harry? This is Hermione's story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,790 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Him Every Time by BlamionexTandrexChax4evr reviews
"Well… It's me or him!" he demanded hoping beyond belief that she would choose him. "I'm sorry. It would be him every time."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Time by EmWhoWasQueenofTroy reviews
This is basically a story i wrote to annoy Nikki and Billy, but it's really sweet and it's a Billy/OTS Own Twin Sister story. I would say OC but she's not really my character. Will be continued upon request.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Hermione's Web by LynstHolin reviews
Conducting a secret romance with Draco, Hermione must lie, lie, lie. Adventures, misadventures, and lots of kissing. SUPER-FLUFFY This is a sequel to my 'Hermione Falling,'one-shot but it stands on its own, too. Mildly AU-slightly different timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,763 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sadie Hawkins Dance by Animonstar reviews
Megamind is the new kid in school, and with the imfamous girls-ask-guys dance coming up, Roxanne is in need of a date. First fanfic, let's see how it goes!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody Stone by Weasleyfan98 reviews
When Harry met the Dursleys, Albus Dumbledore, Ron Weasley, Hermonie Granger, and more, funny things can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P.
Maybe this isn't so Bad by Sonic47 reviews
MODERN TIMES! See how I sorta envision the Gaang in modern times. Don't worry Zutara, Taang, and Sukka, I am here for you.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Aang, Toph
Chip Away the Stone by DominoTyler reviews
"Sirius is beyond sexy. And he'll make sure you have a kid on time.""Ginny!""Seriously, though. He'll keep you safe, from death eaters, from the ministry.""That's not what I'm worried about. I'm worried about being safe from HIM." Marriage law fic! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
One Time Only by Sweet Rehvenge reviews
Short Harry/Luna one-shot. Normally would be a T rating, but I decided on M for possible later outtakes, just to be safe. Hope you enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I know by VunderVamp reviews
How does Remus react when Lily reveals that she knows his secret? Oneshot. Set in fifth year, marauders era. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Opposites Attract by Diddle10 reviews
A lot has been going on for Hermione Granger in her 6th year at Hogwarts. One she may have a crush on the guy who's bullied her her whole life. And he may like her too. And two one of her best friends has found a sudden interest in her. Who will she pick?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Eagle And The Snake by night-rainbow27 reviews
The untold story of Tom Riddle's school years and the meeting of the sapphire eyes that possibly made a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC
10 Reasons Why I Love You by Diddle10 reviews
Draco writes ten reasons why he loves a certain blonde witch. What happens when she reads it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Blind Magic by PrankBook reviews
Hermione Granger has signed up for a magical blind dating service with hopes to improve her love life. Little does she know that Fred Weasley has signed up for the same one himself. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A Tangled Love Life by BlamionexTandrexChax4evr reviews
Post-war Hermione and Ron are dating. then Viktor Krum returns wanting Hermione back. Will either of these boys ever discover that Hermione's heart already belongs to someone else? Being rewriten!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lies, It's All Lies by TeamFreeWill94 reviews
Harry Potter's lived with Remus Lupin and Sirius Black nearly all his life. What happens when reporter Rita Skeeter shows up and begins doing what she does best: Making up stories? It only takes so much to destroy something. Can they make it through?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,973 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Lame Jokes! by katanimalluv reviews
Ok I am really bored and I haven't posted any stories in a long time, Sooo sorry! anywho I am going to post some of the lamest jokes and riddles I know and some I made up! Enjoy!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011
Pixies? Pixies! by DopeyTheChosen1 reviews
The Tri-Wizard Trounament takes an interesting turn when the Dr. Horrible crew pays a visit to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! I need a title for this. Badly . . . ideas?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009
A Pomance by katanimalluv reviews
A adventure where Po finds love with the new charcter I have added, Bunny. Or so what he thinks when Tigeress spills her guts about what she really thinks about Po. MWAHAHAHA!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Po, Tigress
A Perilous Game by fiona249 reviews
Draco Malfoy is playing a game of revenge and sex - one that involves the seduction of one Hermione Granger. And one which is going to get more serious than anyone suspects. DH compliant, but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,350 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phantom's Apprentice by EmWhoWasQueenofTroy reviews
This is basically what I think would happen if Christine and Raoul's daughter was born deformed and sent to live with Erik, and she meets Alex, Firmin's nephew, Carlotta's son Ubaldo, and Meg's daughte, Lillian. Chaos and romance ahead. Enjoy : ...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Erik, R. Firmin
Dear Diary by EmWhoWasQueenofTroy reviews
Follow teen superhero Emma Greene and her superhuman family through her journal entries, charts, and memories. Includes family, friendship, andventure, mystery, humor romance, and junior high drama. Rated T because K sounds weird.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011
Love Never Stops by malpal reviews
Hermione never stopped loving a certain Weasley boy. In her seventh year, the one who broke her heart without even realizing it returns to Hogwarts and is ready to turn Hermione's orderly life upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Interview by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Roxanne arrives at evil lair to interview the new hero. Post- movie romantic fluff.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Past Times and Times to Come by MegaPotterHead reviews
A series of one-shots following the relationship of the Trio and Ginny. Jumps back and forth through time. Post-war. RW/HG and HP/GW. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010
Couch Potato by DevilLlamaChan reviews
Crack!Fic: "When the Doctor regenerates, his older self isn't gone, he just stays home and watches his current self on the TV." Inspired by di0br's video, Tenth Doctor: The Musical. : x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
I've Succumbed to the Call of the Fandom by Chaptain reviews
I didn't know what to call it. McQuaid brothers are investigating a drug ring when the school goes on a code red lockdown. The person that takes over knows Tom Hanson. Please read, I know the summary sucks. The title does too. Any Ideas?
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Dr Horrible's Sing Along Story by BoxOfScraps reviews
A story of musical proportions...or not, who knows.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
40 ways to annoy Gilderoy Lockheart by bookworm1256 reviews
a list of ways to get on the nerves of our favorite memory-wiping ex-DADA teacher
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Evil Villain Smack Down by shopgirl152 reviews
It's a war of words when Dr. Horrible and Dr. Doofenshmirtz argue over who the better villain is. But who will win? one-shot.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
An Impossible Choice by Tsubame-go reviews
What if Rue hadn't die when she did? how would the outcome of the 74th hunger games be different. Even the youngest tribute can make a difference, who will the victor be? rated because later chapters might be violent.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Rue, Thresh
Arrested Development by jrobl22357 reviews
Buster throws a party for Gob's birthday. Tobias auditions for a new movie. Michael tries to turn in his father.
Arrested Development - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Untold Story of the Pants by Une Rose reviews
This is a little peice of writing i had to do for my english class. please read! Its a little of the first book retold from the pov of the pants. I know the title sucks, but it was all i could think of.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Success! by MS-Manuscript reviews
“This’ll work this time, right Doc?” "Sure Moist! I'm an evil genius mad scientist after all." "Yeah, that's what scares me." Not all endeavors work all the time.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Moist
Doctor Horrible and the Embiggening Ray by CaffieneKitty reviews
Every story has a beginning... Even the story of a chair. Set a few years before the events in Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Searching for my Sibling by M. Love reviews
GILMORE GIRLS XOVER! This is a story of sin, beauty, adventrue and hidden bonds. Of finding love, family and the bravery inside each one of us. !Real Summary Inside! RoryJess, HarryGinny, RonHermione, Dramione friendship, LoreleiSirius, LunaDraco. RnR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,664 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Believe by Noch Provodnik reviews
Bianca Rhiannon Mab is a broken woman. Willy Wonka is happy to have a family, but still feels incomplete. When they both cross each other's paths they can't resist the adventure of exploring each other's world joined with one common deprived joy.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 52 - Words: 130,245 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite: The After Life by Tua Mater reviews
What exactly happens after the movie? Why, lots of random things, thats what! Embark on the epic adventure of Napoleon Dynamite and get entangled in this story of life, love, and the need for some chapstick! P.S. I know ligers exist...I was showing how Ki
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Woes of the Moon by ValdeScriptor reviews
Lily's mad at James; what else's new? Muttering about 'arrogant jerks', she goes for a nighttime stroll to clear her mind. She doesn't know that being outside on the night of a full moon isn't a good idea...LERL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
A Lesson in Parenthood For the McQuaids by Pyrate Rose reviews
The McQuaid brothers are in a child development class, and for a week, they both have to take home a doll to take care of. This hasn't been updated in 2 years. PLEASE stop messaging me to update. I'm not going to.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005
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Before the Beginning it Began reviews
RESUMED. My first The Lorax movie fic. The Once-Ler had a best friend before he left. They meant a lot to each other. Perhaps, more than a simple best friend should? R&R please! No flames, I beg of you! May change the rating later on. (I started writing this again. You should read it. I think it's swell.)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,093 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012 - The Once-ler
Cammie reviews
Cameron Manfield. A new companion. A close friend. A love to last eons.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - 10th Doctor
Ironclad reviews
What have I gotten myself into? Tony/OC/Steve
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,203 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Brucing In reviews
Funny Hulk crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dringle reviews
You've heard of Drapple. Draco and apple. Ever heard of Dringle? Draco and Pringle? It's a ship I made up a few months ago in an HC and posted on an FB HP page. Then I wrote this. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
LoveHate Relationship reviews
Nikki is energetic, hyper, loving, and loud. Sheldon is...Sheldon. Two people so different couldn't possibly get along...but could they? R&R please! Sheldon/OC
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,954 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sheldon C.
Roomies reviews
FredxOC GeorgexOC-Lauren Phelps and Alexandra Andrews are going to Hogwarts, and they find themselves falling for their roommates, Fred and George Weasley. Wait...roommates? Read more to find out! R&R! Used to be Fred and George Fic We Need A Name For.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - OC, Fred W.
Clash of Geniuses reviews
Random one-shot ficlet I wrote in school. Hope you enjoy and please review!
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Howard W., Moist
Imperfect Perfection reviews
"Under then new marriage act you were found unmarried and your name was submitted to the Ministry of Magic's Magical Marriage Committee. We are pleased to inform you that you were compatible with Mr. Draco Malfoy with a match of 93%." Oh, goody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Transition reviews
NOT A SLASH! I know some people were probably wondering how I randomly went from Megamind to Dr. Horrible, so here's a little story for ya. Continue on request. Rated for slight language.
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Megamind - Complete
Chapter Ten Rewrite
The longer version of chapter 10 from Horrible Craziness. Written by Emma, aka La Fille Avec Yeux Verts.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Penny Perfect Memory reviews
HEYYOU! Okay, here's a Penny story! I hope you guys like it! I would tell you what it's about, but where's the fun in that! R&R PLEASE! T because I might do something later...wink wink
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy
A Horrible Apprentice reviews
What happens when Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog meets the Sorcerers Apprentice? Well, I suppose we'll see, won't we? K-plus for light language. Oneshot
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dave S. - Complete
Back in the Day reviews
Ever wonder what it was like for James, Sirius, Lupin, and Wormtail when they were in Hogwarts? Well, here's how I think it went. Switches from James to Sirius to Lupin to Wormail by changing of the chapter. K-plus because plain old K sounds babyish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Captain Hammer's POV reviews
Same story that we all know and love, but from Captain Buttface- I MEAN HAMMER! Rated T for his famous line.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Captain Hammer, Penny - Complete
Penny POV reviews
Okay, pretty much the same story, but from Penny's POV. Hope you like it and aren't annoyed by my freakishly long authors notes : One-shot
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
McDonalds Romance reviews
Bernard just may fall in love at... well... I suppose you can guess if you saw the title...
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bernard