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Joined 03-12-11, id: 2787854, Profile Updated: 04-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, Batman the Animated Series, Devil May Cry, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hellsing.

hi everyone damn i don't really know what to write ummm i know i am a what people call a storyteller i am not writer so i think that it will be obivous in my storys it is acutlly rather hard to write a story but i know one thing i might just be issuing challenges just to see what people will come up with. i am a random person so i will be updating my profile quite a lot and yeah i love chocolate hehe

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Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,596 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 6,019 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 238,544 - Reviews: 5398 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 7,432 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 5,895 - Follows: 7,543 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,417 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U.
Protection by Duochanfan reviews
After blowing up Aunt Marge, Harry makes a run for it in Muggle London. Finding an alley to hide in, he witnesses a murder. Now hiding from a killer will Sherlock Holmes and John Watson be able to keep him safe?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,722 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry P.
The Evolution of Organized Crime by Artsome reviews
In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,256 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Haruhi F., R. Kasonada
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
My Father Isshin by Zsugami Alba reviews
Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? Adopted from 9foxgrl.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,054 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P.
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,143 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N.
Of the Dragonkin by littlesparrowkeet reviews
He shed his scales for skin, traded his wings for sturdy feet. But his claws remained sharp and the fire in his belly burnt bright, for he was still of the Dragonkin, no matter the form he wore. And when the dwarves came knocking, offering him a chance to exact his revenge on Smaug, how could he resist? Dragon!Bilbo AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,015 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
Sweet Melody by LeonFeneBlack reviews
Iris Potter fall in the madness after a tragic incident with Vernon Dursley. The usual beating goes to far and the little girl reliate against all odd. Covered in blood, She met a particular individual: the Slenderman. The wizarding world will never see what come for them. / Creepypasta Crossover / Het Paring Vote Possible/. warning for Gore and disturbing topic... Fem/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Slender
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,461 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,475 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 9,290 - Follows: 10,572 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Potionem Domino by Sea and Chaos reviews
It was a normal day at Number 4 Privet Drive. But when Vernon comes home, angry because of his demotion at work, things take a turn for the worse. Harry harnesses his magic, but in a way we never expected. They turn into potions, leaving him with the name 'Potion Master'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Goblin Prince by achebe reviews
Lily Potter's last wish was that Petunia Dursely would not take care of her son. Petunia agreed, and so she used the words Lily gave her to send the child somewhere else.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/18/2015
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,859 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 10,198 - Follows: 11,781 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Villain Wrangler by p1ratew3nch reviews
Angelica Coffey works for the Shooting Star Dream Fulfilment Group, convincing celebrities to donate their time. Until one day, a little girl wants to meet her favorite villain, Reaper.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,007 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/15/2016 - G. Reyes/Reaper, OC
Friendly Competition by JayseHasNoGrace reviews
Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Son of the dragon by Trojan Seeress reviews
Gods shouldn't meddle in the affairs of mortals. But what if one did? Lily Potter pleads to any god listening to save her son Harry. Meanwhile a Dragonborn wishes for a child she can never have. A deal is struck and a child saved. But now a letter arrives in Nirn inviting the young boy back to the world of his birth. What will the Wizarding world make of him? This Son of the Dragon
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,467 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Saving the Dragonborn by SaxyGirl reviews
The Dragonborn has a bad habit of getting herself in sticky situations and this time is no different. Lucky for her, Farkas is available to save her. Again.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,225 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas] - Complete
A Stranger by Loeka reviews
How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Naruto U., OC
The Answering Machine by Laliel reviews
Director Fury tries to contact the Avengers to save New York City from a giant lizard hell-bent on destruction but gets the answering machine instead. MOVIE-VERSE, The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Nick F. - Complete
The Uncertainty Principle by Quatermass reviews
(Female Harry! Evil Dumbledore!) Two teenagers, with shared circumstances. Both shaped by deluded old men into weapons against immortal monsters. But perhaps they are more alike than most thought. Rose Potter and Schrödinger find themselves fighting off manipulations from all sides as they come to terms with their pasts...and a growing bond with each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,888 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Harry P., Schrodinger] Sirius B., Alucard
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Can I Keep Him by werewolfbleu reviews
"Can I keep him?" Nina is used to hearing her baby brother ask this question on a daily basis. Bringing home pets is what kids do. But when said 'pet' is a mutant lovechild of a Klingon and Cthulhu what's a protective Southern gal to do?... Grab the nearest blunt instrument! Yautja/human pair /rom/hum/susp/vio/OOC
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,258 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Human, Predator/Yautja - Complete
Harry Potter and the Circle of Light by DarkKing666 reviews
This is the sequel to "Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force." Harry is now off to his second year at Hogwarts, where a new danger awaits. But he has his friends and family to help him, plus a new group of allies - the Circle of Light.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,993 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Belldandy, Urd
Demonic Intervention by bennybear reviews
AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/5 - Harry P., Albus D., Cedric D. - Complete
To Fall from the Stars by Lady Hallen reviews
The prompt was a Glorfindel/Hermione Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/28 - [Hermione G., Glorfindel] - Complete
Old Master? New Master! by OnLyMinO reviews
Kurama or Kyuubi no Kitsune was really King of demon, and with that authority he summoned one of his subordinates to take care of Naruto(and him); so that, he would worry-less about his own well being and existence. And his summoned subordinate just happen to be a demon known as Sebastian Michaelis. GEN.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Sebastian M.
There and Back and Back Again by ExperimentalNotion reviews
On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 100,961 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Dwalin - Complete
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Luminescent by bluedragon03 reviews
Lucy never expected to find the lost city of Atlantis, and she certainly never expected to find another mer searching the centuries old ruin, especially not one accompanied by such a large snake. Erik never expected to meet a mer like Lucy, there was just something about her- like an ethereal glow.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
Emily Kaldwin: Void-singer by Adamant39 reviews
A twist of fate leaves 10 year old Emily Kaldwin responsible for the empress' death, and given mysterious powers by the Outsider. With Corvo taken by Daud, the loyalists lost, and Dunwall in chaos, the young empress will have to rely on help from unlikely sources... One thing is certain. Dunwall will never see it's children the same way again.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/7/2016 - the Outsider, Emily K., OC
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,426 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Dragon Habits by Little Miss Writing Prodigy reviews
Once a year the Dragon Slayers completely succumb to their instincts, as bad as that sounds; it's more like babysitting them. [This...this isn't a oneshot anymore...]
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Romeo C., Wendy M.] - Complete
Time To Move On by wereleopard reviews
Gibbs comes back from Mexico to help Ziva, and eventually ends up staying. It doesn't take long before DiNozzo no longer feels a part of the team. When certain problems arise he has to decide whether he can stay as Gibbs SFA or is it time to move on. SLASH Tibbs pairing (I had a guest asking if it was slash, so thought I would just make things clear)
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,005 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Silent Wishes by WizardsGirl reviews
Wishing for something only ever works when someone is there to help it happen. A Traumatized woman and a Lonely little boy may not have much, but they can still make wishes come true. "So, you're like a Genie!" Tsume Yuki's "Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me" Prompt! Fem!Harry/Gai, PTSD!Traumatized!Harry, Mentions/descriptions of Horror and Mental Trauma! R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Harry P., Gai M.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Bow by shortcircuitify reviews
His knee bends, and she sees. He is no king. He watches her and he waits. A series of moments.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/14/2016 - [the Outsider, Emily K.]
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Fujioka Haruhi, Master of Death by Gelasia Kidd reviews
Started as a prologue blurb on Sawada Nana, Master of Death. Sort of ended up running away with me! Harry Potter, after living his life, a life as Roy Mustang, and a life as Gourry Gabriev, wonders what a normal muggle life would be like. The "break" from magic became a little more complex when the Host Club becomes involved with Haruhi's life. fem!Harry genius!Harry ALLxHaru?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Haruhi F.
So, Harv walks into a bar by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 197,533 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Two-Face
Fireworks by Firazh reviews
Oneshot (with yearly updates): During a New Year's Eve celebration at Grimmauld Place, some people learn more about Harry Potter's life than they had expected ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,278 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Conversation with Raptors by Genuka reviews
Something strange happened to Harry during a Death Eater attack. He finds himself suddenly facing an entire pack of angry raptors, two raptor eggs, and four scared humans. Its just his luck that the raptors understand Parseltongue. {Background M/M(slash) for Harry's new parents, almost not there. Pt 2(ch. 26 onwards) develops Harry/Owen}
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,303 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 1/20/2016 - [A. Grant, Severus S.] [Harry P., Owen] - Complete
Silence Isn't Golden by unilocular reviews
When one agent leaves two without back-up, the ramifications turn dangerous for everyone involved. Episode Tag - Dead Air (8x5). AU. Pro-McGee. Maybe anti-Ziva?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,804 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Like a Boss by Felicity Dream reviews
Giovanni gets de-aged and more doors are opened for him. And yet the first thing he chooses to do is harass Ash Ketchum. Ash is just WTF? Ah well, he'll coerce her to help take over the world with him somehow. Team Flare's a start and then the rest of the world. Fem!Ash/Giovanni, harassment of Team Flare and future Teams and others, and makeovers abound.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,247 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki] Team Rocket, Team Flare
How To Interrogate A Kidnapper by ClairvoyantDreamer1011 reviews
What do you do when you find your younger brother tied to a bed post, gagged and naked with a man standing in front of him? Scream 'PSYCHOPATH' and deliver a Lucy Kick to his spine, of course! [Crack fic] Sting/Rahkeid (or is it Larcade?) and slight Lucy/Gajeel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2016 - [Sting E., Larcade D.] [Gajeel R., Lucy H.] - Complete
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 6,515 - Follows: 6,751 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.] - Complete
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Move Along by Faythren reviews
Bayverse but VERY AU. Ari Witwicky is an only child with a cruel, alcoholic father. But when the car she buys turns out to be one of a pair of twin robotic aliens she has the chance to escape. Her life is transformed forever, given new purpose, and she discovers a love she never could have imagined. SideswipexOC (cover image by grapejuice101)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 416,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sideswipe, OC - Complete
The Dangers of Buying Birthday Presents by TierneyMacDonald reviews
All Kayla Abbots wanted was to find a birthday present for her sister. Instead, she finds herself sucked into the backstage of one of the most classic musicals of all time. 2004 movieverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 151,400 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Erik, Christine, Madame Giry, OC - Complete
Tricksy Hobbit by StarSpray reviews
On a visit to the Elvenking's halls, some Elves try to convince Bilbo the place is haunted. He's rather skeptical.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Nose For Conkers by Umbrae Calamitas reviews
(Sequel to By Its Nature, Deceitful) "Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him? Part of the ShadowKissed Series
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Rebirth by EvilDime reviews
There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. - Chapter I: Sherlock/Hobbit crossover, complete. - Chapter II: Crossover with Doctor Strange and Captain America: Civil War that builds on the premise of the first chapter.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Confession Time by The Lucky Bell reviews
You know that trick people use to forget their feelings for someone? When you write all your feelings on a paper then throw it out? Yeah... Karma learned the hard way that you probably shouldn't do it in class when your freak of a teacher moves at mach 20 and is obsessed with love gossip. Karma x Nagisa.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Karma A., Nagisa S., 3-E Students, Koro-sensei - Complete
Ink Friend by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Belladonna Took decides to give her friendless son a friend, even if it means an inkfriend who he only hears from from-time-to-time. A new intake into penfriend fics, Thilbo-slash version
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Bofur, Ori - Complete
Bag End Bakery: Butter, cream, eggs by Tari Roo reviews
Bilbo had always wanted to be a baker but time, society & breeding did not permit such frivolities. That is however until a party of Dwarves turned his quiet evening upside down & Bilbo finds himself on the improbable path of baking albeit not for a living, but because he loves it. Oh, it may just save all of their lives, or at least their digestive tracts. Part 1 of Bag-end Bakery
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Complete
The Power of a Sword by prhood reviews
What might happen if Lydia were actually had possession of a sword at the Netherfield ball.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Complete
you woke the lion up by Tsume Yuki reviews
Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
The Genie by autumnassassin reviews
Harri ends up being screwed over by the ministry and some of her closest friends. She's then bound to an old lamp and tossed into the Veil. After being passed around for years, she ends up being dumped unceremoniously unto one Naruto Uzumaki. Things won't be quite the same by the end. Based on Tsume Tuki's prompt "Ain't Never Had a Friend like Me."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Therapy no Jutsu by Lady Hallen reviews
The prompt was: I know this is already a very used subject, but I really want to read a Naruto who instead of the Hokage wants to be a psychologist...My take on Naruto's Talk no Jutsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Team Seven - Complete
Ribbons by Virodeil reviews
Leia loves her hair, and loves it loose. Her family, on the other hand, think it is not proper for a princess. R2-D2 becomes a victim of this war, and Darth Vader a hero. - Warnings: Quite fluffy, frighteningly sweet, but still within reason; read on your teeth's peril.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Leia O., R2-D2, Breha O., Darth Vader - Complete
More than meets the Hawkeye by Torchwhovian reviews
Charlie Harrison has had her share of problems which include, but are not limited to, a deadbeat ex and father to her son, bad luck in relationships, and overall a disinterest in love. She gets a new job in a New York hospital and across the hall from a man who goes on a suspicious amount of business trips. Hawkeye/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
Harry's Nightmare Revenge by shadowwriter329 reviews
Awaited Squeal! Harry returns from his Halloween trip to find he has been entered into the tournament. With no way out he decided to go all out as the champion of Halloween Town. Watch out Hogwarts cause Jack Skeleton is ready for a show of a live time. But who is scheming behind the scene and who will be face in the end?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 12/25/2014
Dishonorable Discharge by icynovas reviews
Seeking a new career, infantryman Cloud Strife attempts to get fired from ShinRa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cloud S. - Complete
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Stolen Child by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Jareth, Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Life and Death by LunaRaven09040 reviews
Being the adopted daughter of a politically driven government scientist, Luna was used to being mistreated. She was the publicity stunt. But when her father's job lands her in the hands of an alien race, she will have to rely on one of their own, an elite, for protection. And he wants her for much more than she knows. And he will have her. He has waited centuries for her.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,933 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
Not The Kind Of Day A Jedi Would Expect by Logan GC reviews
When investigating a disturbance in the Force, Obi-Wan Kenobi along with Anakin Skywalker and Mace Windu, find themselves pulled into a wormhole and land on a planet in another galaxy. They then realize that their only hope on returning home is to rely on the planet's defenders and their leader, who just so happens to look and sound like Master Windu himself. How odd indeed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Attack of the Furby by Genuka reviews
Furby likes Snape. This is a one-shot & may be expanded later, it is also only marked complete because I have no idea when, how often, or even if my muse will want to play with it again. With that in mind every chapter added will still leave the complete tag on. Also, if you see it on AO3 that's me; Feel free to remind me to update either of them if the postings don't match.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Goblet's Revenge by duskglow reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,787 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Zubats, Zubats Everywhere by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Pokémon!AU! In which Harry is pretty sure his Pokémon journey isn't supposed to have such a copious amount of Zubats—or just the figurative one, since Arceus knows Tom Riddle pops up in his life often enough to be a Zubat in disguise. Oneshot collection; TMR/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.]
Wild Things by black.k.kat reviews
Princess Mononoke!AU. The world has nine gods, locked away in human prisons. Kurama manages to free himself, and when he escapes he takes a child with him. Naruto was raised by forest spirits, but he's still mostly human, and that's what drives him to save a wounded jounin he finds in the forest. It's one moment of kindness that might just right the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 266 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U. - Complete
Genies and Genin by RadioactiveKittenCat reviews
Hari Potter had always been one of Death's... quirkier Mistresses, but even for her this was crazy; "Just stick me in a lamp and throw me in another dimension." "…Why?" "I'm bored. Plus, I think I'm gonna make a kickass genie!" And of course, she just HAD to fall into the hands of the boy with a powerful, murderous, sociopath of a fox sealed inside him. Typical. Fem!HarryMoD!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Relationship Based on Mutual Respect by Jedi Buttercup reviews
"How many times do I have to say it, woman?" Alec hissed over the comms. "Dinosaurs don't make good pets!"
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Owen, Barry, Parker, Alec H. - Complete
like a lifeline thrown by puppyblue reviews
In which supernatural assassins trump dark wizards, stopping time is a terribly useful talent to have, and Daud is Not Amused.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daud, Whalers - Complete
Can Your Friends Do This? by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 144,828 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 3,795 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Expect the Unexpected by Shiningheart of ThunderClan reviews
Birthday wishes almost never came true. Why did it have to be this one that did? Katie wished for an adventure, not a quest with 13 dwarves, a wizard, and a hobbit to slay a dragon! Stupid Gandalf with his stupid inability to take no for an answer... Eventual Thorin/OC, Modern Girl In Middle Earth
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
A bump named Chimichanga by KittyKatZorse reviews
When Missy's boyfriend leaves her six-months pregnant and alone, luckily for her Wade Wilson is just next-door and MORE than willing to join in on her 3am pregnancy cravings and her slow waddles up the stairs. Life is always so much better when you have a mercenary looking out for you. Fluffy, hurt & comfort filled story, set in an alternate universe from my other Wade/Missy fics.
Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,662 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Deadpool/Wade W., OC - Complete
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015
Hidden Treasure by InkstainedHands1177 reviews
Bilbo is not Bungo's son. When Gandalf re-enters Bilbo's life, he tempts the Dwobbit into going on an adventure… ...with his father. ((The Hobbit movie is Peter Jackson's. The Hobbit book is JRR Tolkien's.))
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,392 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Akatsuki Kittens by foxylove51 reviews
The Akatsuki are turned into tiny furballs and some how end up in our world, only to be discovered by a teenage girl and her wacky friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,834 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Unbroken Vase by CatrinaSL reviews
It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,155 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
When Mother Calls by Otorisosa-kan reviews
Cloud, much to his chagrin, lets his mother stay for the night with him and his boyfriends. ACGSZ
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Custody by PhoenixFire26 reviews
AU/OOC.James leaves Harry's mother for lily and he is raised away from his dad.when his mother dies,james wants custody,but does he love his son, or want to stick it to his former in laws?Harry is related to Severus and Malfoys. warn slash,mpre,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,353 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Wrong Address by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry gets a letter due to a typographical error. It says, "Dear Satan"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 455 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North - Complete
Beauty and the Chief by Greenskirt Girl reviews
That purple haired vault girl was breaking all the rules and turning Rivet City upside down. Harkness thinks she's trouble, but can't quite work out his feelings for her. She's trying to find her father, he's trying to find his humanity; can they build a relationship in the post-apocalyptic Capital Wasteland with all that stands between them? Contains spoilers and lemons galore.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2016 - [Lone Wanderer, Harkness] - Complete
Tribble Troubles by killbothtwins reviews
The Captain has a serious talk with his senior staff about breaking time travel-related rules. There are tribbles. Episode tag to s05e05 "Trials and Tribble-ations."
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2016 - J. Bashir, Jadzia D., B. Sisko, Worf - Complete
To Be A Guardian by GM NASAI reviews
Life as a twenty year old is supposed to be fun, right? Well not for me. Not for my family. Like many before us we work to make the human's lives better and to keep the more mischievous souls in place. Unfortunately raising two of my cousins and keeping the family job running is very high-maintenance. Especially when my brats bring in thirteen kittens! Two-shot Sequel- CHAPTER 29!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,181 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC - Complete
Deer tracks by Hermionechan90 reviews
Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 4,634 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
You're an Umbran Harry! by Magicia reviews
One chilly night, Bayonetta finds a child left on the doorstep of an unwelcoming home. She decides to take matters into her own hands, and the rest as they say, is history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bayonetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,211 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Bayonetta
Primal Instincts by Starfang's Secrets reviews
Bellewether was in custody and Nick and Judy were friends once again. In fact, the Chief himself offered the fox a job on the force. What more can a fox ask for? Good balance would be one of them. Another being that the Nighthowler pellets be more resistant to being stepped on. Can Nick resist the influence of the serum? Or will he lose himself to its sway? One-shot JxN
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] Chief Bogo - Complete
God's Guide to Sleeping With Humans by LaylaBinx reviews
Sleeping with humans is weird. They squirm, they flail, they kick; just overwhelmingly destructive even when they're dead asleep. Also they're so SMALL; like sleeping with gerbils. All together they're just really awkward to share a bed with. The gods are happy to do it anyway though.
Gods of Egypt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Horus, Bek, Zaya, Hathor - Complete
Helping Family by mariteri reviews
Darcy Lewis, college student and cousin of one Sheldon Cooper, receives a phone call that has her rushing to his aid. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Sheldon C., Iron Man/Tony S., Darcy L. - Complete
The House of Badgers by phoenixgirl26 reviews
When Harry Potter becomes the forth champion of the triwizard tournament, he makes a decision. That decision changes his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,199 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
Deadly Silence by apriiil reviews
Cobra doesn't understand Lucy's cravings for blue-iced treats in the slightest. But he has also somehow yet to learn that one should never mess with a pregnant woman's food, not unless one wants to be threatened. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Backfire by puppyblue
Teague Martin is already the High Overseer, the most powerful man in the Abbey of the most prominent religion in the Empire. What, exactly, does he have to gain from poisoning Corvo? Perhaps it's time for a change of plans.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Corvo A., Emily K., T. Martin - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 3,896 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Dragon of Moria by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 817 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Harry P., Legolas] Kreacher, Gandalf - Complete
Well That Just Happened by QuincyK reviews
Hana expects to be bored out of her mind when she transfers into Ouran Academy. Until she's dragged into the Host Club as their new fan artist! These people are crazy but at least she's not bored.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,199 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC - Complete
The Fairy Tail Bride by Soawksahm reviews
A sick Mavis has convinced a reluctant Yury to tell her a story. It will have adventure, pirates, swordfighting, and most importantly true love. (nalu/princess bride)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,076 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Payback (not so much) by Lokithenightfury reviews
Arthur secretly stumbles upon Merlin attempting at reading his newfound spell book. Of course, he jumps to the wrong conclusion. (In which Merlin is innocent and Arthur tries so hard, but fails yet again)
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Merlin, Arthur
Incorrigible by Yukann reviews
When Sephiroth is suddenly thrust with the responsibility of taking care of a child with too-old sky blue eyes, blond chocobo hair with a penchant for violence (wielding knives and trying to sneak into the science department to kill Hojo), he doesn't know what the hell he's supposed to do. It's not like there's a manual for this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Loki Chose the Rarest of Them All by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,751 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 4,706 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Loki, Harry P.] Lily Evans P.
Here in Your Arms by Black Licorice Addict reviews
It may take a beauty to tame a beast, or in Mal's case, a pair of strong arms and a little magic.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Mal, Ben/Prince - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by obeytherandomness reviews
Bilbo Baggins wears a little Red Riding Hood on the journey to Erebor and the dwarves cannot help but compare him to the Little Red that they had heard of in the stories of men, but perhaps their stories aren't quite right and the hood symbolizes something else entirely.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Sphinx's Charge by snowleopard314 reviews
Harry went to Egypt after second year with Ron's family. This will lead him on a new path to both family and love. Of course everything is going to change for him once a sphinx decides to adopt him as her cub. But that is only the start of the changes that this tip will bring to the life of Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Harry P., Bill W.
Clearing The Air by Caz251 reviews
Abby finds some evidence that needs to be dealt with before the air can be cleared with the MCRT. Spoilers for s08e05 Dead Air.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Final Capture of Stalag 13 by dunuelos reviews
A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/7/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
ShinRa Texts by Enide Dear reviews
Failed texts, everyone sends them occationally...even on Gaia. These are based on buzzfeed, damnyouautocorrect and my own insane brain.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Cid H., Reno, Sephiroth
Hidden In Plain Sight by Loeka reviews
Bilbo's people had been hiding on this planet for a long time.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 343 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Research and Smoothies by TimelessTears reviews
Kaneki becomes a ghoul. Kaneki panics and calls Hide. Together, the duo tries to figure out a way for Kaneki to eat without killing anyone. (In which much research is done, science experiments are conducted and the CCG is bombarded by two college students)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
Sorted For Bravery, Not Loyalty by Shenandoah76209 reviews
When Ron left them Harry wondered why he hadn't seen it coming. After all, Ron always left when things got hard. He was sorted for bravery, not loyalty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Calvin Coulson by The Writer Es reviews
Agent Phil Coulsons life doesn't revolve around S.H.I.E.L.D. He has a wife. He also has a certain six-year-old son who has a stuffed tiger... Rated 'T' to be safe. I DO NOT OWN EITHER CALVIN & HOBBES, OR AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D! May contain Avengers. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Dad, P. Coulson
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 351 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
The Order of Getting Shit Done by ZombiePinUp reviews
What do you get when you mix; Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, the Weasley twins, two marauders, a dungeon bat, a strange Ravenclaw, a true Gryffindor, and two demons? You get shit done! A grey fanfiction; smut, violence, and jokes galore. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Bilbo Fundin by SegaGenesis1 reviews
Thorin and Co. are on their way to meet their new burglar.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Beguiled by Arella1 reviews
"You stink of dragon," Inuyasha growled. "Kohaku doesn't stink," Kagome glared at him. "He smells crisp and clean and wonderful," she ended on another sigh, her face taking on a dreamy mien. Sango and Inuyasha could only gape at her, having never seen her act so.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Kagome H., Kohaku N.] - Complete
The Daughter by Sakura Lisel reviews
(HP!Bleach xover) Eleven years ago, four year old Willow Astrid Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, and her wandering spirit was later found and adopted by Mayuri Kurotsuchi and was renamed as Nemu. Now at age sixteen, her unknown past has come looking for her to drag her back into a world and family she has no interest in being a part of. -(Independent!Powerful!Grey!FEMALE Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 615 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Harry P., Mayuri K., Nemu K., OC
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3277 - Favs: 6,697 - Follows: 6,826 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Harry Moriarty by kheigers reviews
Moriarty was ambling along, through the streets of Surrey, when he heard the rustling of blankets on Privet Drive. He investigates and suddenly his world is forever changed. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 182 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Harry P., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 522 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
Hoist the Colours my Siren by Islenthatur reviews
Erebor. The greatest of Dwarven Kingdoms to grace the sea, renowned for its: engineering, battlements and fleets — had fallen. It was time for them to take their home back, with the help of Bilbo, a respectable fellow of the Merfolk.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/7/2016 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Bite To Eat by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 404 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Sanguine by Lady Hallen reviews
Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Gets Angry by Fairywm reviews
If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Absinthe Addams and the forgotten identity by Arisana803 reviews
Summary: Dumbledore should have never left Harry on the front steps for so long unattended, especially on Samhain. What if a certain enchantress from one of the darkest pureblood families known to date found him and decided to raise him as one of her own? What would happen to the Wizarding world? The answer: Pure chaos. Dark!Powerful!harry Crossdressing! Dumbles/Ron/Ginny bashing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,390 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Harry P.
The Hope of Family by Duochanfan reviews
Mrs Hudson could never imagine that finding a small child in the back yard of 221 Baker Street. A little boy with no family, and her Boys doing the unexpected and opening their hearts to him, and their home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,228 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry P. - Complete
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
The Game by Venere Veritas
The game is simple; capture or stop Corvo Attano from reaching Daud by any means necessary. The Whaler who accomplishes this will win their master's favor and be awarded with special training. Easy, right?
Dishonored - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Corvo A., Daud] Whalers - Complete
Stephan by Zsugami Alba reviews
Voldemort's resurrection in the graveyard has unforeseen consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Lucius M., OC, Voldemort
Bag of Fun by Neko no Baka reviews
It was suppose to be some innocent fun for Rin. Kagome would soon realize giving Rin the bag of goods would be one of the best things she had ever done. In reply to a 'Torture Sesshoumaru' challenge.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Want by Justicemiester reviews
She was scared, not for herself, but for her family. He had given her a choice, come with him willingly and everyone lives, if not they die. Either way she was his.
Sinister - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Complete
Two Warriors by Skipsophrenic reviews
What if the LeStranges hit another Muggleborns house before they were captured, what if the girls house they attacked was across the road from Harry's house. What if Hermione's Father had the respect of one of the galaxies best hunters. How would Harry and Hermione's life change? Warnings: Rated M due to nudity, gore, violence and mentions of abuse.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 190,233 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Predator/Yautja, Luna L. - Complete
The road less taken by way of life reviews
Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki - Complete
When Fleur Met Harry by sheltie reviews
Begins in Harry's Fourth Year. A change in what happens to the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
How Sasuke Got his Butt Kicked Badly by sheltie reviews
This is a How Naruto Beat Story, but with a different flavor to it. Naruto and sasuke face off at the Valley of the End, but something happens that brings down terror upon the Uchiha. Rated T just to be overly safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Temari, Tenten, Haku - Complete
Harmony Potter: Starfleet Raised by Skipsophrenic reviews
Q finds Harmony being hurt by her uncle and takes her away. Deciding to place her the only place he thinks she will be safe he calls upon Janeway and crew to take Harmony and one other in WARNING: Description of child abuse in first chapter - I do not condone violence to children in any way. Rated M for this and Later chapters. Written for Whittigerwolfs HP:VOY Challenge
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,345 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Q, Seven of Nine, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mademoiselle D'Artagnan of the Musketeers by yaoigirl22 reviews
Treville wasn't sure why D'Artagnan was in a dress, and didn't really want to know. He'd just wish Aramis would stop staring at the boy's 'heaving bosom'. Also D'Artagnan's honor and virtue gets defended at some point. NOT SLASH!
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 9/14/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Not Your Average Hobbit Lass by Minn-Mani reviews
This is a story in which Bilbo is in fact Billa Baggins, and she is a BAMF, and is not afraid to show the sexist dwarves that she can take care of herself, especially when she has a special ability on her side. Eventual Bagginshield, fem!Bilbo, BAMF!Bilbo. Summary sucks, I know, please read! Rated for violence, movieverse.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,412 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Disney Princess by TheDancingMelon reviews
Harry finally becomes the prankster he was born to be and his first experiment falls upon poor little Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2016
Deadly Love by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
AU. The Dursley's abuse takes it's toll on a young Harry. On the train to Hogwarts, he meets another damaged and abused soul; high society waif Tracey Davis. Two injured souls fall in young love and conspire to escape their painful existence - even if it means framing their guardians and fleeing their homeland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
The Lawyers Against the Cup by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,247 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 279 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Mortal Kombat X Character Banter by Snafu the Great reviews
What happens when other characters from video games and comics trade barbs with the Kombatants? A lot, actually.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,690 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Complete
My MK Interactions by Arsao Tome reviews
Since everyone's doing one, why not?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015
A Baby Changes Everything by PokePotterfan93 reviews
In the smouldering ruins of Godric's Hollow, baby Harry seeing his mothers body begins crying and vanishes, where did the boy-who-lived and where will he end up? And what happens when 16 year old James and Lily find a baby calling them Dada and Mama. Taken as a challenge made by GothicAngel and checked by Anne-Lilian.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P. - Complete
Starlight and Shadow by Elwen Of The Hidden Valley reviews
Not Glorfindel. Not Arwen but Elrond who meets Aragorn and the hobbits on the way to Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Complete
Beauty and the Celestial Beast by Girlygeek43 reviews
Once Upon a time, a young prince's act of arrogance cursed him to live in the body of a beast, and affected all of his servants as well. The only way to break the curse is for him to learn to love and earn it. But what happens when a young beautiful girl from the nearby village finds him, will he really learn to love? And can she love him in return before it's too late?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Lucy H., Loke/Leo] - Complete
Fake Friendship by Angel N Darkness reviews
Harry is tired of fake friendships and finally lets loose. Contains bashing of Ron and Ginny! If you don't like don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Quite a Damsel in Distress by Master-Magician reviews
Piper was biting her lip so hard she was close to drawing blood. This was just too much watching the raiders fall all over each other with panic over one person. Part of her contemplated laughing in the raiders faces first chance she got to do so.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Piper W., Sole Survivor] - Complete
The Holly and the Looney by Katie Macpherson reviews
The Yule Ball is fast approaching and Luna is trying not to feel sorry for herself because she doesn't have a date. It doesn't help that those little bints Cho and Marietta are doing everything in their power to make her remember. But when the one she really wanted to ask her finally works up the nerve, Luna ends up getting the last laugh. Maybe nice girls really do win after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Inspirational Doctor by Hopeful Puppy reviews
He wanted to blame Dudley for this. He really, really did. But to blame it on Dudley would be implying that this change was a bad thing and quite frankly, Harry was kind of enjoying his new outlet of anger and snark.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Dudley D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
The Polar Express by Lady Aramis reviews
Harry is miserable one Christmas Eve and doubting the existence of Santa Claus. Those doubts are chased away by the whistle of a steam locomotive and the chime of a bell!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Polar Express - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/25/2013
The price of gingerbread cookies by Fareetauhl reviews
Sting had no idea what he was getting into when he decided it was a good idea to start a bet of stealing cookies from Lucy's apartment... And he has no idea why he thought it was ever a good idea in the first place.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Sting E., Lucy H.] - Complete
Accidental Guardian by Hopeful Puppy reviews
Looking at the grey, dewy walls, that may once have been white and the archaic silver and black rubbish bins that only Peter didn't look at with slight apprehension; the non-photosynthesizing members of the Guardians decided the only thing that could've been down this alleyway was trouble. They readied themselves for anything... Except the whimper of a child.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Harry P., Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax - Complete
Besties by Fareetauhl reviews
In which Laxus finds that his mother is now best friends with the stranger who found his phone...but all he wants is to get it back. No matter what he has to do. Or in this case, drink. Modern AU to the prompt "I found your lost phone and called your mom from your lock screen; she and I are besties now."
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Dishonor and disloyalty by supersandman86 reviews
Hiccup finally snaps after Astrid rant at him after the Nadder incident, saying how he feels to all the villagers who didn't go with his dad on the raid, how will this affect him. Main description of this story will be at the beginning. I don't own any rights to the How to train your dragon franchise or the characters. Rated T just in case
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka - Complete
Harry in Agrabah by Mya Uzo reviews
Harry hadn't planned any of this. All he had wanted to do was end it all, it's too bad that the veil wasn't a portal of death like everybody else had always assumed. slash second in the disney/harry verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Harry P., Razoul] [Jasmine, Aladdin] - Complete
The beauty and the beast by 1Whitedragon reviews
She fell down the well again and is now trap in a new world. Love, magic and battles
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,329 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Kagome H., Bard] Smaug - Complete
Not a Question by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Rossi spends the evening with Hollie. Rossi/Hollie. female!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., D. Rossi] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Creepypasta Family by Spidey108 reviews
Harry was always the hero no matter what happened to him... But what if he became a killer instead? How would the Wizarding World react to a Harry Potter who became a Creepypasta? Find out as he makes his own legend. Rated T for now, will be M in the future. Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,746 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Harry P.
Desperate Times by LaylanatorXVII reviews
Leonardo can't find a model, and has to resort to desperate measures. Ezio walks in at the wrong time. Arguments and hilarity ensue. Not slash. R&R please.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 38,310 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Guardian Snake by Haugh Wards reviews
Coming out of detention with Professor Umbridge, a darker Harry takes revenge on her. One-shot. Warnings are inside. New chapter added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Basilisk - Complete
My Dragon God by SuperPsychoNutcase reviews
"I am carrying the child of a man that did not love me. I am pregnant with Laxus' baby. I am pregnant. I'm pregnant!" Lucy spends a single night with Laxus and woke up alone. Now she is carrying his child. What is a single mother to do? *WARNING* This contains my first lemon! Don't like, Don't read! Peace off! :3
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,996 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Complete
The Force Between Us by allietheepic7 reviews
Obi-Wan has been keeping a very big secret from the world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Obi-Wan K., Harry P.] - Complete
Family Connections by Caitriona3 reviews
Some family connections are more interesting than others.
Crossover - Leverage & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Eliot S., Thor, Jane F., Darcy L. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 317 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Romantics? by Empress of Everything reviews
This is the real story of how the Company escaped the Goblins, all thanks to Bofur's quick thinking and an unexpected plot twist. {Fem!Bilbo, AU, and CRACK. PURE UTTER CRACK.}
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] The Goblin King - Complete
Death's Cold Embrace by Mya Uzo reviews
Dumbledore had always said that death was the next great adventure. Harry wasn't going to let such a silly thing, like Tate being dead and his tendency to kill people, to get in the way. Because Harry loved Tate just as much as Tate loved him. Tate/Harry. Slash. Dark Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Tate L. - Complete
Total by Imperial Mint reviews
You don't always need a marriage contract to fall in love, but it's pretty hilarious when you find out your parents (well father) were convinced you were going to be a girl and drew up a contract stating you were to marry Uchiha Itachi (your current boyfriend): a story about Naruto's life. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 209 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
What Sulu Sees by IsmayDeVain reviews
How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,837 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - H. Sulu, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Courting Mistakes by slayer of destiny reviews
Thorin realises there is a big difference between Hobbit and Dwarf courting in some places when he upsets Bilbo. Now he must put it right, before the rest of the Company kill him. AU -They all live, a lot of fluff and a little crack mixed together.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Complete
Poking A Sleeping Dragon by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
They had learned at a young age that the Ministry was corrupt. They had seen with their own eyes how little the Ministry cared about the people it was supposed to protect. And now the Ministry was after one of their own. Harry had never wanted this power, but the Ministry had no one to blame but themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 396 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., C. Fudge - Complete
Sweet Temptation by Icyfire-MikoDemon reviews
After rescuing a demon child from her impending death, Kagome sets out in search of the kitsune kit's uncle after she learns the kit's family was recently killed. Feelings stronger than those Kagome felt for Inuyasha arise when she finally meets Youko. *A/N: This fic has been revised! The plot has not been changed, only grammar errors were corrected. Enjoy!*
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,720 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Kagome H., Youko - Complete
Shenny at the Movies: Wizard of Oz by OrsonWells reviews
the title explains it all. I had to go there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
A Twisting Sequel by KaosRuin reviews
Harry's back in his old world...what will he do with the Pokemon by his side? No pairings
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Complete
A New Twist in Chance by KaosRuin reviews
Re-upload of previous story, NSNB. Harry is transported to the Pokemon world...what trouble could he possibly get into? No pairings
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Complete
Together by Roerie Sky reviews
And so, they continue to face the world as they grow older. What better ways to do that than to smile and greet the world together with their hands holding on to one another? Sequel to 'The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,365 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Order 66-S by Disco Shop Girl reviews
The order was to exterminate all Jedi: Past, Present and Future. Captain Rex has a different plan. Order 66-S: to save General Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,510 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K., Captain Rex - Complete
Lily Evans-Potter: World Wanderer by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Pseudo sequel to Finding a Place to Call Home. Lily Potter dies for her son at Voldemort's hands and meets the Grim Reaper. Touched by her sacrifice, the Reaper gives Lily a second chance at life on one condition - she cannot return to the world she was born in. Lily ends up in a world where her altered son needs support. WBWL framework, multiple worlds, powerful!Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,077 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Wedding at Battle's End by WanderingChild500 reviews
When's the best time for a wedding if you don't know if you'll live to see tomorrow? In the middle of the world's bloodiest sea battle of course! Kili, nephew to Captain Thorin Oakenshield and Tauriel, ex-officer to Captain Thranduil have the right idea, now if only Azog's goons would stop trying to kill them. Major AU that came from watching POTC and BOTFA one too many times.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Gandalf, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 5,734 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Dish Served Cold by Risknight reviews
Sheldon plots his revenge on his former friends for tampering with his experiment.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Vegas Epiphany by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Raj has connections and he's decided its time he used them. The rest of the weekend, that was a surprise even to him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Enchanting by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
When the war ended, so did the Malfoy family. Somehow Abraxas Malfoy started his seventh year at Hogwarts with Halesia Potter. Abraxas/Halesia. female!Harry. Part of The Halloween Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Abraxas M., Harry P.] - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Invocation Conundrum by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Those whom the goddess touched she did not easily let slip from her grasp.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 724 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 133 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not So Innocent by Choices Accepted reviews
Sam makes a different decision when they go to rescue Josh. My alternate version of the ending.
Until Dawn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Sam, Josh W. - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: The Mistletoe Solution by Shenandoah76209 reviews
When you want to kill someone, it's best to be sure your poison goes to the intended recipient.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Hazardous Hormones by Shenandoah76209 reviews
She didn't think it was possible to actually ride someone to death. Turns out it's not really, not without some chemical help.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Going Nuclear by DeejayMil reviews
Derek Morgan is not going to be out-pranked by a six foot geek with odd socks and a perpetually crooked tie. Reid has other ideas. And just why exactly does the city of Reno, Nevada have a law stating that, 'No person shall place or maintain any chair, bench or permanent seat on any street, alley or sidewalk'
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2015 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose by darnedchild reviews
The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape. Originally written as a 2011 SS/HG Exchange Gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,871 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
Judgment of the Queen by bigd95822 reviews
What would have happened to Sirius and Harry if the crown was involved? No SLASH. A plot bunny slapped me awake at 2am and screamed "Write me!" Proofed by the incomparable Filodea! all chapters are proofed and ch.6 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: It's Always the Quiet Ones by Shenandoah76209 reviews
He's been observing the changes for quite some time and he really doesn't like what he sees. Something needs to be done.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Complete
100 Ways to Kill a Doctor: Homeostasis by JLynnB reviews
Change is never fine. Or is it?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Making a Clean Slate by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Howard isn't stupid. Nor is he unobservant.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Ooops? by Shenandoah76209 reviews
It really was an accident, but pissing off a junior rodeo champion is never a good idea.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Spanish Flu by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Bernadette has had quite enough of the machinations of Amy and Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Complete
Goblin Communications by afish.2far reviews
What if the goblins wrote to Harry on his eleventh birthday? Dursley treatment not physical abuse just neglect and completely uncaring about him - how would this change him? What would this mean for Hogwarts? Dumbles bashing. Goblins/ Lord Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Griphook - Complete
Don't Mess With Ferb by Phelpsgirlxxx reviews
No one messes with Ferb, and if they do, they will soon regret it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
we are the youth of the nation that ruined us by screaming internally reviews
After Ben's coronation, Fairy Godmother calls the children of the Isle into her office to discuss exactly how Maleficent was so prepared to get off the island.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Mal, Jay, Carlos, Fairy God Mother - Complete
100 Ways To Kill A Doctor : Suspects by Risknight reviews
Yet another story for the Halloween Challenge.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Spontaneously Sorcerous Doctor Reid by DeejayMil reviews
When performers are being killed at an alarming rate, the BAU has a request to send an agent undercover to lure the unsub out. The only problem is, none of them can sing. Fortunately, one of them has a little magic up his sleeve.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/9/2015 - S. Reid - Complete
Hindsight of the Blind by cole-lit reviews
Bilbo Baggins should have known something was amiss about his Dwarves. But it was only at Trollshaw when he claimed that he needed to pass water where secrets came to light. (Or where the whole Company goes on the Quest to Erebor once more, talks a lot and debates on how to deal with the greater threat.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/6/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
That One Time Fury Met Moody by authorwannabe101 reviews
Exactly what the title says. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Alastor M., Nick F. - Complete
InBetween by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Death favored very few. And he cared for even less. However when it came to the little one Death could hardly stay indifferent, after all, if it weren't for him the little, green-eyed wizard wouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Broken Together by Nalyra reviews
Hades had enough, his family's nagging had pushed him over the edge. Acacia on the other hand didn't know what to do when immortality was suddenly thrust upon her and she found herself in yet another mystical world. fem!Harry/Hades
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 716 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Naked by Chexz reviews
Mike takes the rules the wrong way...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy, Freddy Fazbear, Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
I'm a Boy! by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry never thought he would find the fact his looks is more on the girlish side be annoying until he meets a man who assumes he's a she. He plans to have a talk with Ryou about Bakura spreading rumors he's a girl after this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mirage Blade Fox by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Ignored by his team Naruto runs into Mistresses of Konoha. After a bad start they decide to train him in their arts. Full of humor and sadness. Powerful/Genjutsu/Kenjutsu/ Naruto. Harem Slight xOver It starts becoming funnier around chap 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,680 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 3,653 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Yugao U. - Complete
The Owl Princess by worldtravellingfly reviews
Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,546 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] Hedwig, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Problem with Puppies by joudama reviews
In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Portal Conundrum by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Penny accidentally falls through a portal and ends up on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean. Will a familiar face be able to help her get home?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Fleeing Light by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
When Harry and Hermione overhear Dumbledore and Molly Weasley discussing their plans, together with Sirius and Remus, they attempt to leave England for good. They get thrown into Magnolia, right in front of the Fairy Tail Guild. But when their past comes back to haunt them will they be able to stand up to Dumbledore? ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,127 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucy H., Natsu D.
Quest for Coffee! by FluffyDragonsLiveInMyHouse reviews
I didn't ask for this. I just wanted coffee! But what do I get? A broken neck, a dead body, some vengeful god visiting my dreams and these freaky weirdos in freaky cloaks chasing me. Honestly, I blame Monday. Oh well, time to wreck havoc on the Naruto World! Watch out, here comes Flynn Ryder! Rated T for Flynn's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Jashin, Team Eight
Said the Fly to the Spider by BC reviews
Peter is being courted by Deadpool. With words. And life-saving.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/13/2015 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.] - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,474 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Old Friends by fringeperson reviews
Well of course they know each other. They have monthly card-games. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own. Gen.
Crossover - Hellsing & Looking for Group - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Revenge by CyraAngel reviews
Tamaki declared them to be part of the homosexual supporting cast and each got their revenge except Mori and Honey. They deserved to teach their blond leader a lesson too and make sure he knows they are not what he has deemed them to be. With Haruhi's help and a little assistance from Kyoya, they will do just that. (Collaboration with mcangel1976 and Cyra Hafise).
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,417 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Over 20 Things Not To Do In The Italian Renaissance by Stormbirdie reviews
Hopefully, none of you will ever really need this, but I recommend carrying a copy all the same. After all, you never know when fate and destiny will decide to make you their latest source of amusement, or why random floating women who look like some sort of sci-fi goddess decide to mess with you. Or, you know, when you get plopped into the Italian Renaissance.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Claudia A., Ezio A., Federico A., Giovanni A.
Natsume by Hane no Zaia reviews
Madara somewhat accidentally acquires a brat. In the end, everyone wins though; Madara gets the Book of Friends, Hinoe gets Reiko's spitting image and Takashi a family of sorts. Reiko would've found it funny, no doubt.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Complete
Hide Me! by Drappersky reviews
A late night visit leads to way more than Bard or even Thranduil expects. Thranduil x Bard, Barduil
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Bard, Elvenking Thranduil] - Complete
The Perils of Paperwork by everyoneslamb reviews
It was not her fault. That was Darcy's story and she was sticking to it. Seriously.The filing cabinet was out to get her. So was the copier..."Why are you looking at me like that?"
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Nine Plus One by avpke reviews
(One-Shot Collection) - The Nine were Sauron's greatest, strongest and deadliest servants. They were able to kill simply by causing fear within their enemies, wielding their weapons with ease, and could not be killed. But… what are these dark creatures doing in their free time? And what if the Witch King had a 5 year old daughter? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC - Complete
Fairy Tail's Secrets by Hime Jigoku reviews
All my Fairy Tail oneshot all in one place.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Lucy H. - Complete
Rules and Guildlines for a Better Beacon Experience by RexHeller reviews
Professor Ozpin decides that the students of Beacon need some extra rules to keep them out of trouble. The students take this as a challenge. Chaos ensues. Rated T just to be safe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015
Drives Like Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
If Shepard's driving doesn't kill you, the stress-induced heart attacks will.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., U. Wrex - Complete
You Cannot Save the World by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Dumbledore left Harry Potter back in the Muggle world, and now it's time to bring him back to go to Hogwarts. Unbeknownst to him, the youth he is expecting is not what he seems. Harry Potter is no longer the Boy-Who-Lived, he has another title and he has more important things to do with his time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,839 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Monday Mornings by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
On a beautiful Monday morning the Wizarding World was changed forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gifted With Sight by NorseFan1 reviews
Kelda Potter is a seer. She was thrown away by her parents and the light for her brother. What a change she and her visions will make to the world when she decides to help Loki become King. Darker story. Short story. Potter/Dumbledore/Some Weasley Bashing. FemHarry! COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter, son of Yig by Belowyn reviews
During his Occlumency sessions with Snape Harry finds out the truth about his family and it changes everything. Small Oneshot in celebration of H.P. Lovecraft's 125th Birthday!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Complete
The Mithril Origin Story by DuCali reviews
The greatest hobbit secret was actually the mathoms. Those curious bits of shiny that passed from hobbit hands without value or sense. Hobbit Culture , AU , Portrayal of 'Durin the Deathless' that is less than complimentary and not in standing with Canon. some Neo-Khuzdhul (with translations). Sorta Dark? Rated for vague fantasy type genocide (and Filicide)[no blood].
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deadpool's Dating? What the by Ninjababe reviews
Deadpool's dating squeaky clean Peter Parker. SHIELD wants to keep an eye on that. OR Deadpool seems to be cheating on Peter Parker with Spiderman, and vice versa. Well, can it really be cheating if both know about it and are okay with it? (This is also crossed with the Marvel Cinematic Universe.) SLASH
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Complete
House of the Dead by Sophdeloaf reviews
Nella moves into The Murder House, intending on turning it into a funeral home. The ghosts of the house take a shining to her...some more than others. Tate/OC
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,147 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Tate L., OC] Constance L. - Complete
Enough Is Enough by loverofeevee reviews
This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,544 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Sick Day by QueenPersephoneofHades reviews
Afterwards, Claire just about declared it illegal for him to take a sick day ever again. Or, where Owen gets sick in the rain and the girls get lonely when their alpha doesn't come in for the day.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Barry - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 1,761 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Insomnia the First by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After the accident I was told to watch for side affects. Now instead of my insomnia I am brought to another world when I sleep! This world is a great place but is filled with dangerous ninja that all seem to want to get me! While here I make friends, fall in love, and find a place I belong. When the time comes to choose here or Earth, where will I stay?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Aestibus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014
The Toaster Antichrist by Bomani Akila Neteru reviews
When Ratchet refurbished Ironhide into a toaster, a new Antichrist was born. Too bad the humans can't exorcise this one. Warning: One or two bad words here and there but nothing super bad or anything.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Secrets by StoneSabre reviews
Because if the most notorious rivalry in all the realms suddenly became an item, they're not just going to tell you.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Scorpion/Hanzo H.] Johnny Cage, Sonya B. - Complete
Freaks Should Stick Together by PenguinBandit523 reviews
HP and creepypasta crossover. A slightly darker Harry accidentally befriends the organ stealing, Eyeless Jack. It's horror for the Dursleys and Dumbledore, but the start of a new life for Harry. Oneshot, with a possible extra chapter of "Bonus Scenes". Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,317 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
I Am Not Your Jim Gordon by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Daredevil has been directing criminals to confess to Sergeant Brett Mahoney specifically. Brett would like an explanation for this, and the cops of Hell's Kitchen speculate.
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Matt M., OC, Brett M. - Complete
Confessions of a Stark Employee by AgentMastermind reviews
A regular employee of Stark Industries is interview by an Agent of SHIELD. Now what's this about pie?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Grumpypants Smoochyface by dancing in daydreams reviews
His cuteness may occassionally have gotten Dwalin additional cookies, but at some point, dwarves would rather be fierce warriors than adorable. If only certain elves were able to accept that...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Dwalin, Tauriel - Complete
I Stole A Ship by tinedanzer reviews
You may be asking yourself how it is that a nearly eight foot tall alien predator is serving me tea in my kitchen using my fine china. It's simple really: I stole his ship. He wants it back. Oh, he's serving the tea because last night I dumped an entire bottle of valium into his. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning…
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
That's the Night Guard! by Scarlet Ruby Rose reviews
Jeremy is desperately waiting for his night shift to be over. Toy Bonnie and Foxy are looking for the Night Guard when they reach the office they find 'Freddy' already there Bonnie seems to be convinced yet Foxy knows it's a trick will Jeremy survive the night?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Foxy, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Toy Bonnie - Complete
What We Treasure by dancing in daydreams reviews
What Thorin's Company finds in Erebor is not quite what they expected - or, as Gandalf says: once again, mushrooms save the day!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf - Complete
Sleepy Angry Perry by FadingSunlight reviews
Reactions to sleeping Perry, Perry's reactions to having his sleep disturbed. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Perry - Complete
Serendipity by Blue-10-Spades reviews
"I'm looking for someone," He finally admitted. "Me too," She replied softly. Sunstreaker was just trying to find his brother when a blonde haired girl decided to use him as a hiding place. TransformersTWD. SSxBethxSS
Crossover - Transformers & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Sideswipe, Beth G. - Complete
(Don't) Blink by puppyblue reviews
5 1 – Five times Corvo accidentally Blinked somewhere he really didn't want to be and one time he didn't really mind.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Corvo A., the Outsider, Samuel B. - Complete
Meet Your Maker by GemNika reviews
Laxus had no words for the depravity he'd bore witness to. And to think... It all came from Lucy Heartfilia. [Complete.]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Maethorandir by yorushihe reviews
Sesshou lands in Middle Earth... Now here it is to the hope Middle Earth is prepared. fem!Sesshoumaru, gen!fic spinoff of Silver Dog and the Dog General, but can be read alone!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Sesshōmaru, Gandalf, Elrond - Complete
Lee's secret admirer by Horcrux-for-Tom-Marvolo-Riddle reviews
Its Valentine's day and Lee gets a box of chocolates. Findnout who it was! For Lee since I feel like he doesn't have enough love. Fem-Harry! One-shot and fluff!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Complete
Resident Evil and Silly by Drindrak reviews
An entire series based off of what I say when I play the games. "Excella, darling, do try to not dodge my satellite lasers. I need to kill you." "What the hell did you do Chris!" "Sheva you crazy bi*ch! Why'd you waste my last First Aid Spray!" "C'mon Agent, just open the freaking door!" "Ada, wait!" OOC. T for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Chris R., Sheva A., Leon S. K., Helena H.
Child of the Sky by firefox369 reviews
A beam of light shot down from above, crashing into the white forest floor and narrowing before disappearing. The only evidence the light existed was a large parting gift. There, in the midst of white, lay a splash of crimson. IYPocahontas Told in pieces. Rating hiked up to T just to be safe.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Pocahontas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 32,362 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kagome H., Kocoum
Clockwork by Lyumia reviews
Hi, I'm your new neighbor, and I'm slightly concerned because a bowl of cereal hit me when you threw it out your window. (Angeal/Cloud preslash and (mostly) inappropriate humor (as usual))
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Angeal H. - Complete
It's a Love Story (Baby, Just Say Yes) by black.k.kat reviews
"Oh my god, Obito, I don't care that you keep turning our roommates into mindless zombies devoted to serving your will, but in the name of everything holy, at least stop putting them in thrall when you're singing Taylor Swift songs in the shower!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Asuma S., Rin - Complete
Like a Rose on The Grave of Love by Hellysion reviews
Vampire Hunter "D." and Demon Hunter Dante Sparda were centuries apart, until a dark force decided otherwise. Chaos and angst will ensue! YAOI. DxD
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,082 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Dante
An older type of magic by bloodshadows reviews
It's always been said that Lily Potter's love saved her son. But what if it was something else? A forbidden magic? A much stronger magic? This is my take on that fateful night and beyond.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Complete
Welcome to Goblin Town by stolen with the night reviews
There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Harry P., Thorin
Chance Encounter by Animelover2398 reviews
It all starts one fateful rainy day when Kirike, a skilled street-fighter, quits her gang and is being hunted down by her old gang members who manage to corner her and beat her up. It's during this desperate situation where a few certain hosts happen upon this unfortunate girl, saving her and beginning the domino effect that sucks this girl into the chaos that it the host club!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC - Complete
What's In It For Me? by forsaken2003 reviews
There is a new demon in town and Spike is the Scoobies only hope. What will he want in return?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Spanish and Norse and Russian and ASL and Gaelic oh my! by killbothtwins reviews
Also titled; Bruce is from Ohio. All the Avengers are reverted to their first languages. Rhodey would like to go back to bed, and also for Steve and Tony to stop arguing with each other in Irish and Spanish, respectively.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Kiss of Insanity by Wolferix reviews
While Joker was being escorted into the Asylum with Batman tagging along, the guard slipped and pushed Joker towards Batman, and they accidentally kissed! Needless to say, Batman was not expecting that. One-Shot.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker - Complete
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
James and Lily were desperate, they called on something they shouldn't have. Now Darkness follows Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 270 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Raspberry Jam by TigrisIgnis reviews
Injured and in a strange place, Orophin finds himself rescued by an unlikely hero: a mortal woman. Her care and cooking nurse him back to health, but he finds himself growing attached to the kind woman. Her sweetness is only matched by her raspberry jams. But a growing darkness threatens her home and Orophin finds himself becoming her saviour. Pre-LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,092 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [OC, Orophin] Haldir, Rúmil - Complete
Watch What You Say by Manchester reviews
Hermione has had enough. More than enough. Light years beyond enough. Don't ever make a very intelligent witch furious and not expect her to retaliate as nastily as possible with the most powerful magic closest at hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
House of Madness by Nachtschwalbe reviews
In which Harry is hunter-raised and hiding more weapons in his robes than what should be possible; Hermione's parents secretly worship Loki, who turned their adorable little daughter into a pyromaniac; Ron just tries to keep up; Neville blames the Sorting Hat for getting dragged into this mess and of course Loki has lots of fun. Dumbledore really needs a drink. Now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Gabriel - Complete
Daddy, Tamaki and Hikaru by EnterUserNameHere.OrNot reviews
And as Kaoru sat there at the large mahogany table with the Host Club and his family, whom were talking about kinky orgies and incestuous threesomes, he never wanted to crawl in the corner of woe more. Or: Kaoru says "Daddy pass the salt" and Tamaki, Hikaru and their actual father all reach for it. (T for Swearing and the obvious) Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Consequence of a bored Sirius Black by harryfan160889 reviews
What happens when Sirius is bored!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
Deus Mortis by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Miss Potter by otakusocial reviews
Hashirama Senju couldn't help but be confused, annoyed and drawn to Miss Potter, the first official citizen of Konoha, and technically the owner of Konoha as per the name on the land deed. Fem!Harry Metamorphagus!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 694 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Hashirama S. - Complete
Close Cut by LadyEllowyn reviews
Bilbo didn't mind most of Kili and Fili's pranks. He didn't mind a few jabs at his lifestyle or some intentionally bad advice. This time they had gone too far.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Golden Beard by Mourshkin reviews
'I've seen you somewhere before.' Somehow Dwalin managed to make even this innocuous sentence feel like a threat. Nori gripped the reins of his pony tighter and frantically scanned his memory. Suddenly it all came back like a devastating flash flood. The tall miner with tattooed hands. The dress, the false beard, the stolen gold. Dwalin/Nori
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Nori, Bofur, Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Only One Chance and by viridianaln9 reviews
One-shot Thorin survived the battle but he still banished Bilbo. He had many times to see him and be with him, he refused each time. The last time is wasn't his choice but Bilbo's.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Magik Shoppe by otakusocial reviews
Hariel Potter, shop owner of an eccentric shop of knick knacks that had no correlation except make her store look like a jumbled mess. But Asuma didn't really go there for the merchandise. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 625 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Harry P., Asuma S. - Complete
It All Started With a Scandalous Bouquet of Flowers by DragonFireCheetah reviews
Thorin tries to give Bilbo a bouquet of flowers in order to show that he wants to court the Hobbit. However, in the language of flowers that every Hobbit knows, the dwarf King is saying all the wrong things. With the help of betting pools and the addition of Fili and Kili shenanigans, chaos ensues. 5 Years after BOFA. Nobody died. Rated for F-bomb.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Right Friends by stelladelnordxd reviews
All of the teenagers are interested in what Sirius has planned that will change Harry's life in the future. What they don't know is how it will change their lives. Sequel to The Right Parent, various point of views, dumbledore/molly/snape bashing. Plenty of swearing, mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Recipe for Attraction by JustaPegacorn reviews
Gianna thought cooking for the Emperor and meeting the Gourmet was going to be the most important day in her life. When disaster strikes and she is locked up, she finds herself indebted to a mysterious man who hides more than he shares. At least he is easy on the eyes. But should she even be feeling this attracted to a man with such a dark streak? (I don't own Skyrim) Complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Argis the Bulwark, Ulfric Stormcloak, OC - Complete
Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie by TheSilverboar reviews
A story of family, of brothers and sisters, of bravery and sacrifice. A story of what could have happened to end the war against Voldemort. Harry has finally been given a reason to live...and he'd lay down his life for those who gave it to him. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Complete
The Taser Queen by Death For One reviews
A crossover between The Walking Dead and Thor, but takes place before and in the first few episodes of season one of Walking Dead and only has Darcy from Thor. Scenes in this one-shot which include but not limited to Darcy calling Daryl Dar-bear A Tased deer A high Merle And a high Merle getting Tased. And a very smexy Daryl
Crossover - Walking Dead & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Daryl D., Darcy L. - Complete
Poisoned intentions! by Bloody Amethyst reviews
Lucy is one her way to the station when she hears raised voices that are vaguely familiar. She goes to see what is happening and comes upon a painful scene. - The idea for this one is from Fate by SuccubusQueenX
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Lucy H., Freed J.] - Complete
Jeffrey Dahmer by Adiaphory reviews
In which Glenn picks the worst possible day to quit his job delivering pizzas. [Pre-Apocalypse / Season 3. Minor OC characters. Slight crack / OOC. T for language and mild gore]
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Glenn, OC - Complete
Beorn's Elf by Rosa Cotton reviews
The chronicles of Thorin Oakenshield's quest forgot to remark on Beorn's nicknaming extending beyond the dwarven king's company. Movieverse, bookverse, AU. No slash. Companion piece to "Beorn's Company," but can be read on its own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Beorn, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Zacks Pizza Crisis by Shinkashinko reviews
Zack decided to want pizza but with no money and the others not feeling generous. A puppy has to dowhat a puppy has to do.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Ancestors by forsaken2003 reviews
Willow has an assignment that changes two people in the group forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
The Elder Master Baggins by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Oedipus Fox by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
After more than four hundred years of waiting, Shippo finds Kagome again – but she is not the same Kagome who lived and died in the feudal era. Can she be the human mother he lost long ago… or perhaps something more than that to him?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,470 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Shippō, Kagome H.] - Complete
Nappies and Naked Dancing by Pickled Rellish reviews
The Weasley twins mess up; big time and there to prove it, is a baby. A baby called Harry Potter. Sit back, kick your feet up, relax and read through the ensuing chaos that the prank has caused. AU Fifth Year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,239 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/16/2012
Short, Blonde, Pretty, Superstrong-- Wait, What? by Manchester reviews
Rick and his group are about to have an encounter they'll find really hard to believe, especially when she then starts to put the moves on Daryl.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
His Name Is Jethro by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony's tired of his father calling him Jr and misappropriating his funds. So he takes steps.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 6,689 - Follows: 6,040 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The MisAdventure of Curse Breaker and Dragon Tamer by GilaKomik reviews
Bill should know better, every rumour had an ounce of truth in it. Now, he in different reality with his brother and his crazy crew. On the way to slay the dragon. Merlin help him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Complete
The North Sea Nullification by Daedaleopsis reviews
Leonard thought a simple apology was enough when he tampered with Sheldon's monopole experiment. How will he react when someone interferes with his own research?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,637 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny - Complete
Not the Only One by mccm reviews
If Briarcliff had the children's ward, guess who would be its resident? HPxAHS:Asylum. Oneshot. M for the language. AU! OOC! and Explicit language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Sister Mary Eunice - Complete
There and Back Again by Bella Baggins by Caitriona3 reviews
Miss Belladonna Lilly Baggins, daughter of the proper Bungo Baggins and his infamous wife Belladonna Rose Baggins, née Took, had no plans for taking any kind of adventure. Someone should have told her that all plans are subject to change. (Missing/changed scenes - written for LJ's Writerverse)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Back away from the bunny by Amethystfairy1 reviews
Honey's just woken up and has seen the destruction, from the look on his face, everyone knows pain is imminent. The twins really do need to learn to be more careful around Usa-chan during nap time... {One-shot! Please read and review!}
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Banshee of Hogwarts: The Philosopher's Stone by Dragonsong2795 reviews
AU. Fem!Harry. After receiving her Hogwarts Letter Athena is brutally attacked by Vernon in an attempt to stamp out her freakishness, However as she lies on the threshold of Death, Lady Death takes pity on her and sends her back as a rare and powerful True Banshee. With her new powers Athena will shake the very foundations of the Wizarding World. Dark, Fem!Harry. Abuse, Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P.
Hypoallergenic by dancing in daydreams reviews
Kíli smuggled his pet naked mole-rat onto the quest. Not everybody is happy about that...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kíli, Smaug, Thorin - Complete
Harry Potter: Rejection Letters and Triwizard by Tremor230 reviews
A collection of rejection letters and alternative Triwizard Tournament, chapters short and to the point, I don't know if you will find it amusing, I hope you will. Feel free to suggest other crossovers if you wish to see one done, updated whenever a new cross comes up in my mind. Rated M just to be safe. expect OOC, AU and such. don't take seriously, but "Siriusly" Moment. Hiatus.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,619 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
The Almost Forgotten Marriage Contract of 1763 by worldtravellingfly reviews
What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Andromeda T., Pepper P. - Complete
His Choice by sarhea reviews
Harry Potter makes a conscious decision to select a wife of his own choice. He was not going to propose to who everyone expected him to. He was not going to let someone 'older and wiser' push him. He was going to stop and think, use both his mind and his gut feelings. #LJcommunity hprare-cliche Harry/Millicent bonding, matchmaking politics COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Harry P., Millicent B.] Luna L. - Complete
It Comes Backs to You by Blinded-Kit reviews
You try to just rebuild something just for yourself and then a birdy hears about it. Then everyone hears about it. Dammit Clint.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Our Dinner with Beverly by devilbk reviews
A good scientist always keeps excellent records. That might be a mistake for one of them. Beverly Hofstadter comes to visit and she knows things. Now while canon couples may appear in this story, the story is not kind to them. Be warned.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny, Mrs. Hofstadter - Complete
Safer than the Fidelius Charm by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. After his first Hogwarts year, Harry decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of returning to the Dursleys making the headmaster wonder where he is. Completely AU! Just a drabble...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Durin Berry Fruitcake by dancing in daydreams reviews
There is an old Durin's Day tradition that requires the dwarves to gather all their courage: eating Grandma Durin's fruitcake. Neither Thorin nor any of the other dwarves have ever met anybody who didn't want to run as far as possible at the prospect of having to eat Durin berry fruitcake.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Dwalin, Thrór - Complete
Of Hobbits and Belt Buckles by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
After Bilbo falls from his pony, Thorin insists on the hobbit riding with him. Bilbo, of course, is very annoyed by something prodding him in the back as they ride. When he mentions that Thorin's belt buckle was annoying him to Fili and Kili, the boys, of course, laugh. Thus starts a journey of trying to discover what is so funny about belt buckles, along with a journey to love.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Paintball Wars by TyrantChimera reviews
Trooper Cloud Strife, punching bag of the barracks, relative of chocobos, doormat of the military, and overall blonde extraordinaire, was not having a very good day. Why? Simple. Because some SOLDIER jackass was having a birthday. Rated for language, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
A Cup of Coffee by CheekyEskimo reviews
Harry leaves the Wizarding world behind him, taking his godson Teddy along for the ride. Heading to America he buys a coffee place to occupy his time. Little does he know that his peaceful life his about to be turned upside down, when a regular to his coffee shop, a Naval Petty Officer turns up dead. (Will be SLASH, nothing graphic though)
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
That One Stupid Day of the Year by xStaticxTelevisionx reviews
Alice cannot stand Valentine's Day (no news there). Nonetheless, the assorted Role Holders of the Country of Hearts have each given Alice a gift in the hopes of winning her stingy affections! (Not that she knows that.) Ace's gift, however, takes the cake. T because reasons.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alice L., Ace - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 325 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
hot potato by Flare Warrior reviews
Bard's mostly female or not cute employees try to cope with the request "send your cutest delivery boy". The solution is obvious: send the boss.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Howlers by iceandfire105 reviews
Whatever Harry had been expecting, it certainly wasn't this. Apparently it wasn't often that your father sent you a howler to congratulate you. Ron was looking straightforwardly envious, while Harry didn't know what do to about this new development. AU of the howler scene in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione Meets Marvel: Deadpool Edition by mariteri reviews
Hermione Granger meets the merc with the mouth. Needless to say the comedy is on the dark side, but hey! There's chimichangas! Rated T.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Hermione G., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Bid Time Return by Daniella Harwood reviews
After she dies giving birth to the twins, Padmé is given the chance to go back in time and rewrite the history of the Republic. It is an opportunity to save her love, - even if it means saving him from herself, - the lives of many and the Republic from Palpatine, But as she strives to do so, many changes arise, from which comes a future she never looked for.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,809 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K.] - Complete
Death by Cabbage--The Fall of Cyrodiil by Joelcoxriley reviews
When Shealyne gets accused of stealing when she accidentally runs into a merchant's cart, things quickly go downhill. Being too cheap to pay the fine, and not wanting to go to jail, she attempts to summon the most dangerous Daedra she has ever discovered in her travels, but ends up summoning something else: a cabbage. Now, her fate lies in the leaves of a Daedric Vegetable.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Hero of Kvatch - Complete
A Drop of Red Lightning by ExcessCougar96 reviews
So when Harry's name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Ron didn't believe his best friend and broke off all friendship. Now Harry was stuck in a Tournament he wanted no part of, had a stalker journalist that only wrote lies, and had to face a dragon in the next few hours. Not only that, but these stupid dreams were becoming much more frequent and his hair is turning red.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Harry P., Reno
In a Blink by Flamewhisper reviews
All people of Middle Earth age differently. Elves live the longest and all other are but a blink of an eye. However, there is one race, whose life is but whisper in the wind compared to the rest. Hobbit Kink Meme prompt fill.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Access Denied by icynovas reviews
In which Cloud takes his job too seriously. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 345 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
An Agreement by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
AU. Sirius Black and James Potter were less than pleased to see their siblings strolling through Hogsmeade. Regulus/Hippocampus. female!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 242 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Regulus B., Harry P.] - Complete
A Second Chance by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Emma Fields was happily engaged to a man named Jared. Until she caught him snuggling with another woman. She runs into the forest and climbs a tree, slips, and falls. When she wakes, she's an elf and soon realizes she is in a totally different forest. Unfortunately, it's the forest of an uppity Elvenking, who does't seem to have anything remotely resembling a heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Thranduil, OC] Legolas - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,155 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 5,427 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Lucy's Fury by nikoneko123 reviews
They finally did it. Natsu and Gray have pushed her over the edge, and it's going to take a lot for her to forgive them this time. She was so angry she quit their team, and started to hang out with the Thunder God Tribe, who she discovers are not how they appear to be to the rest of the guild. Rated T for future violence and swearing. I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,103 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Bickslow, Team Natsu - Complete
Foxheart by Rikkamaru reviews
Hiro will do anything to have Tadashi live again. Even make a deal with a devil. Gen. One-shot, no pairings.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Tadashi Hamada, Hiro Hamada - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
It's a wide and lonely world by Ferowyn reviews
It's not all that easy to raise three kids alone, especially with his job being rather poorly paid. Still Bard more or less adopts Sigrid's best friends - Gimli, and that new boy, Legolas.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Bard, Legolas, Glóin - Complete
sytnr til mótgørð by middeneaht reviews
Hiccup knows a lot of languages so, whenever he gets annoyed or frustrated at someone he just talks in another language to irritate them. Unfortunately, this time the teens are on the receiving end of his frustration.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Hiccup - Complete
Coal by Rosimae reviews
Jack asks North a question. Just a pointless random idea. Enjoy!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Having the Talk by kaotic312 reviews
Children should never have to explain the birds and the bees to their parents. But when one is a faerie and the other is a raven, both without a clue, it just becomes fun. Diaval/Maleficent, Aurora/Phillip. Rated M for subject matter and discussions.
Maleficent - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Maleficent, Aurora, Diaval, Prince Phillip - Complete
Before He Cheats by ShiningGalaxy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "I dug my keys into the side of his pretty lil' supped up four-wheel drive" Their optics widened in fear as Tai and Mikaela sang in unison, twirling their keys dangerously around their finger...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Mikaela B., OC - Complete
The Guardian of Erebor by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,521 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Really, men and elves aren't that different, are they? by Flare Warrior reviews
In which Bard is (relatively) certain he's being bullied, and Thranduil would very much like a courting manual for Men.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Sirens in the Air by Seito reviews
"It's not the danger. It's the fun." In which, the gang are expert thieves and robbing a bank is like taking a walk around the park. Oneshot
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Tadashi Hamada, Hiro Hamada, Fred, Honey Lemon - Complete
Thranduil's Eyebrows by Dragon MoonX reviews
Kili has sweet talked Tauriel into sneaking him out of his prison cell in Mirkwood for a late night snack. He's only allowed out for a short while, but it's long enough for him to get into some mischief.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Problem with Food by afish.2far reviews
So Harry had some bad experiences with food at the Dursleys. How would that affect him once he started Hogwarts? When the Weasley twins are involved, you never know! Complete story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
As You Wish by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bilbo Baggins realizes she is not the same person she once was – before when there had been only Thorin, before she was kidnapped, and crossed paths with the dreaded Pirate Roberts. AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Nori - Complete
One Hit by little brown shoe reviews
Dwalin was so busy making sure Thorin understood the gifts Bilbo graced the king with that he did not give much time to think over the items Ori gave him. It took the scribe giving Dawlin a punch to get him to finally realize.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Dwalin, Ori] - Complete
Office Blunders by PandasWearGlasses reviews
When Leroy fails to make their reserved lunch date, Harry decides to visit him at his office, but fails to consider his ability to attract trouble wherever he goes. This time trouble takes the form of an undesired proposition. LG/HP. Fluff! Oneshot. Warnings: Light Slash, Age gap relationship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 327 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Strangely Amusing Twist by destiny921 reviews
Everything seemed to be going downhill, being surrounded by orcs and all. Until Sam screamed and woke (quite literally) a beast up. Enter the Kyuubi. Oh dear. One-shot. Humour, crack, Fem!Kyuubi.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
Last Minute Transport by Barefoot XO reviews
Xander decides that a boat just isn't the way to get the Judge's arm out of California.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transporter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Xander H. - Complete
By Bilbo's Beard! by TheGreenScholar reviews
Bilbo has just left the Shire in the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. He's having a wee bit of trouble fitting in with this raucous group of dwarves though. Well, if there's one thing that dwarves like better than working with precious metals, its braiding beards and hair. So one night Fili and Kili decide to 'fix' Bilbo's sad lack of style on both his head and feet!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Mischief Mastered by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 332 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Albus D., Loki - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Consequence by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter is sentenced to Azkaban for the murder of Dolores Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by LAG0802 reviews
Tony goes looking for Rick Blaine, what he finds instead, makes him a hero, but why does he hide this from the team. Mild swears, child abduction/abuse. No pairings but can be seen as Tibbs. (Tag to The Searchers season 12, ep 7)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Ash Is Ten by 4400255 reviews
My personal take on Ash never growing older.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Dumbledore's Last Rant by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
One-Shot. Dumbledore is brooding about his plans going wrong and thinking back at the last few years. Quite a lot of things should have gone differently, but Dumbledore was not going to give up, he'd find out where he made a mistake, and then he'd put the little monster back in a leash. Or so he planned. AU, Evil-Dumbles-Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Harry's pet: Voldemort by harryfan160889 reviews
As the title suggests... But its not the Dark Lord Voldemort! Just a one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Hedwig - Complete
Zeref was Narufied by yorushihe reviews
AU, fem!Naruto … semi Naruko/Zeref... She has the tendency of finding the most broody, emo bastards around and turning them into pansies... Too bad for Zeref that she had to land right on top of him.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 162 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Naruko U., Zeref - Complete
Messed Up Vacation by MissYuki1990 reviews
"Take some time off, he said! It'll be fun, he said! Well, s**** you, Potter!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Draco M., Captain America/Steve R.] [Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Magic Among The Stars by MissYuki1990 reviews
The year was Merlin-knows-which, Stardate who-gives-a-bloody-f***, and Harry James Potter was annoyed, angry, lonely, wet and bloody tired of everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,063 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Harry P., Spock] [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
The Graveyard by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Harry landed in the graveyard at the end of the triwizard tournament, his on the spot action changed a few things. And Harry decides, if he's going to die, well, he might as well go out in true marauder style! Random fic, rating for language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Deathless by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Yes, My Lord by MissYuki1990 reviews
"How was I supposed to tell him that he would need to die? That only the death of the Master of Death can set me free from my eternal chains? How could I have asked that of him when he is the only creature in the universe that I have ever loved?" SLASH, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, RATED M FOR A REASON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Wizard Nightmare by Arawn D. Draven reviews
What would happen if Harry died in an accidental fire before even going to Hogwarts? What if he made a contract to be able to kill those he holds responsible for his suffering: the adults? Alive Potters, Wizards bashing, and rated M because of some rather gory and disturbing scenes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Harry P., Freddy K. - Complete
Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Bilbo's fascination with elves is becoming a problem in Rivendell because the elves seem to have a fascination with him too and it looks almost like they're attempting to steal the hobbit for themselves. This, of course, will not stand amongst the dwarves, who hae decided to do whatever it takes to make sure Bilbo leaves with them.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
To Hug a Hulk by Morena Evensong reviews
It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 243 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Lycans and Vampyres are Gits, Oh My! by johnsarmylady reviews
At a dark and foggy crime scene Sherlock and John, Scotland Yards strangest consultants, are called in to assist with a particularly nasty double murder. As usual, Anderson and Donovan can't keep their mouths shut, but tonight at least one consultant extracts revenge! First in The LYCANS AND VAMPYRES series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Look Up by White Maid
La Volpe has decided to try and get risky with the Borgia guards. Let's see how stupid they can be. / T for language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - La Volpe - Complete
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 393 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Y is for Yandu by Blinded-Kit reviews
Y is for Yandu, just a short story to fill in for Y
Crossover - Thor & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Yondu U. - Complete
Arrangement by Blackkitten23 reviews
The council made plans for Naruto years ago and now they are finally putting them into action. Oh look, a diary! What will it reveal? - Yaol Boy X Boy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Very Shenny Halloween (part 2) by Risknight reviews
Sheldon's new office is almost perfect. There's the little matter of the ghost who wants him out, but other than that, it's great.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Double, Double Toil And Trouble by MayumiRose reviews
What happens when Harry and Hermione brew the potion found in Shakespeare's MacBeth? Demons, death, chaos and confusion. One-shot (most likely), AU, more than slightly crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Adventures in Space by uoduck reviews
A week or two after defeating Ronan, the Guardians are just finishing up a job on a distant planet when they see a stranger in the Milano. Or well, a stranger to everyone but Peter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 463 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Reactions by mariteri reviews
Leonard finds out that some words will get you hurt. WARNING! Contains literal Leonard bashing! Rated M for violence and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Vacation 1975 by Janara reviews
Heartbroken, Harry is sent back to the Dursleys after seeing his godfather die right before his eyes. Alone and miserable, Harry turns to the book Luna gave him. He was entitled to a vacation, right? Unfortunately, Harry had forgotten the Harry Potter factor, meaning that if anything could go wrong, it will. Or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,379 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Vents by CMDRHill reviews
Parker is looking for some quiet time, and runs into a mysterious archer, his redheaded partner and mobster!Loki Not sure where this is going, rating may change, genre may change. Please R&R
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Parker, Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Kronos's soft spot by salllzy reviews
This is dedicated to Wizardsgirl once again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Harry P., Kronos, Hestia - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 767 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Engagement by Bloody Amethyst reviews
Lucy is engaged... but not to the pervy duke... No, she is engaged to Fairy Tail mage Freed Jusine...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Lucy H., Freed J. - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Golden of Hair and the Spirit of Snow by yorushihe reviews
Spirit unbound and free, Glorfindel finds a companion with whom to share his time while in the Gardens of Valinor, sharing his healing and life while she thawed that frozen heart of hers.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Complete
Khuzdul by beargirl1393 reviews
After Bilbo saves Thorin from Azog, Bifur has a talk with his King while the others are elsewhere. The only three in the camp are the two dwarves and the hobbit. And, of course the hobbit doesn't speak Khuzdul. Does he? Pre-slash
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur - Complete
Mad friends by vault dweller 12 reviews
Being a doctor in Arkham is never easy, especially when you're the newest addition to the team. Jennie Jenkins learns this the hard way, not only does she have work with gotham's rogues, she also has to cope with an abusive boyfriend with a dark past.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harvey D., Jonathan C., Mad Hatter, OC - Complete
Feels like the road to Hell by FrankieSpitfire reviews
Dumbledore wanted a puppet on strings, his very own pawn to play with. The Order members wanted someone to carry their responsibility. Harry Potter never wanted to be a hero, but since when has anyone cared about his wishes. He would rather sit back and watch the world burn than jump into the flames like an idiot. Dark Harry, Slash, future Mpreg, more warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 311 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
The Dragon and The Rabbit by LoVeStAr14 reviews
The way into a Iron dragons heart? Is through a small gold rabbit named Lucy who is just being herself. A cute little 1-shot for Galu (Gajeel X Lucy)
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.] - Complete
Raised by Wolves by whatthefuckinghale reviews
Stiles is meeting Derek's family for the first time. As expected, it goes slightly better than horrible. 'Only Stiles,' Derek thought, 'could reduce one of the most powerful and well known werewolf packs in North America into spazzes in less than a minute.'
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
An Accidental Snuggle by Rosa Cotton reviews
It would be very improper for Bilbo to sleep with any of the dwarves since she was not family. But the nights were getting colder. Thorin's sleep was being disrupted. Ori was growing more worried. So Dori slept beside the hobbit so everyone would be happy. The snuggling was not intentional, truly. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Dori, Bilbo B.] Thorin, Ori - Complete
The Wizard from Britain by Canna reviews
When Carlisle invites his old mentor to the house, none of the vampires realized just how much one visit would change their lives. Harry Potter only has one goal in mind and that is to put an end to all the ridiculousness in the house. It is time for the Cullen children to grow up and act their age. (One-shot with light Twilight bashing)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 270 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Rohman Dey by fakeasain56 reviews
Kinkmeme: As one of the nicest guys in the film, Dey doesn't forget about the guardians. I'd like to see a 5 1 where Dey rescues each member. And then Dey gets into trouble, and the guardians are not happy.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Corpsman Dey - Complete
You Have My Back - Right? by catsmeou reviews
Dead Air tag. AU. McGee and Ziva discovery that a couple of hours of peace and quiet stolen while on the job comes with a price. If you like McGee and Ziva, you might want to pass on this story. Winner: 2014 Fan Favorites Award GEN: Favorite Episode Related/Missing Scene. )
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,586 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Wizards Is So Stupid by loverofeevee reviews
A thought that wouldn't leave my head, and an amusing setting to put it into.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aftermath of Bury Your Dead by pixiegold reviews
Gibbs and Tony have a long talk as a result of events that transpired during Bury Your Dead. This story does not follow canon and contains some OOC. There is bashing of Ziva, Abby and Tim, mostly Ziva and Abby, there is also redemption. I forgot to add this when I first published ths story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
Can Always Count on Family by pikachumomma reviews
Pepper has left Tony and none of the Avengers are allowed into Tony's Workshop. Tony just needs his brother. And does Clint find someone attractive? pre-slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
The Jealous Queen by bowsie22 reviews
Thorin and Bilbo fell in love during the journey to Erebor. Once Thorin becomes King Under the Lonely Mountain however, he need a Queen. Enter Bazani Ironquarry, from the Blue Mountains. And she is not fond of Thorin's little hobbit mistress taking his attention away from his queen. Bilbo Baggins had to go
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 28,057 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
His Composure by FrankieFiction reviews
In which Tsuande's paperwork gets done and Genma looses his cool, calm, and collected composure. (How's that for alliteration?) Fem!Naru x Genma – Because there wasn't one before. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 186 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Naruko U., Genma S.] - Complete
Eliot's New Armor by Mrs.BigToe reviews
Eliot gets a surprise from Parker on his birthday.
Crossover - Leverage & Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Eliot S. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Toaster by Lee Atwater reviews
Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the age of the Toaster!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Arcade G., Cass, Courier - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Wynn reviews
Darcy drags Jane to the common room in Avengers Tower to snoop on a newly arrived Bucky in order to determine where he falls on the sane-to-crazy scale, setting off a chain of events including eggs and glitter, sassy flirting, and deranged overprotection.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,630 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Heard It Through The Heart Line by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets. If Corvo didn't know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip. Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Corvo A., the Outsider - Complete
The Butt Of The Joke by leoslady4ever reviews
Spend an afternoon with Lucy and Cana as they admire the assets in Fairy Tail. Collaboration with Nicole4211. (Rated M for language)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Cana A., Lucy H. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 5,698 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 6,439 - Follows: 7,015 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
The Tale of Two Drunken Kings by rockinsurfer13 reviews
King Thranduil and Lord Elrond are best friends, and best friends have traditions, right? Or the time when both Arwen and Legolas wonder if they're the only sane ones in their families because they have proof their fathers have completely lost it.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
where there are no keepsakes by wild wolf free17 reviews
Albus Dumbledore tries to get a Harry Potter raised by the Winter Soldier and Captain America (with help from the Avengers) to attend Hogwarts. (Spoiler: he fails.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Visiting Mommy by madwriter223 reviews
The Avengers are shocked to hear that their arch-enemy Loki has kids. They are even more shocked when the kids come by to visit. LOKI FAMILY FLUFF!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Loki, Odin, Frigga, Thor - Complete
Getting in the Groove by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Groot starts dancing, freezing whenever Drax looks over. One by one, the other Guardians catch on, playing a game of dance-like-nobody's-watching-but-freeze-when-Drax-is-watching. Drax is confused. Groot, Peter and Gamora are having a great time. Rocket wants nothing to do with any of it. Too bad Groot doesn't give him a choice.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Groot, Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
When they returned from their trip, Elsa's parents decided she couldn't contain her powers, so they gave her sister the Crown Princess title and shipped her off to the North Mountain. Then a dragon crashed through her wall. Don't own Frozen or HTTYD, Love fanart.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,813 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Brief encounter by Marjorie Nescio reviews
The zombie virus hits humanity and Penny and her friends try to make it to a safe haven. When they run into Sophia they promise her to find her mother.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,340 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Penny - Complete
Hips Do Lie by ashestoashesanddusttodust reviews
Discussion of the new Grandmaster's stride is something that is furtive, and done in secret. Never to be said where the man could hear you. Unless you're Malik that is. AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Altaïr, Malik] - Complete
Knead by The Readers Muse reviews
One fourteenth of a share was simply not worth this kind of aggravation.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Somebody To Die For by melissawtf reviews
When Loki decided to literally stab Coulson in the back with his magical sceptor, there was one thing the Norse God, Director Fury, and the Avengers didn't count on. Phil Coulson's wife. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Imaginary Friends by x.xOracles.Shadowx.x reviews
Hobbit children usually outgrow their imaginary friends as they get older. To no one's surprise, Frodo Baggins was the exception to this rule. - Or, that one where Thorin Oakenshield comes back from the dead to protect Frodo and sticks around for the Quest to destroy the Ring. Bagginshield, Dwarves, and kid!Frodo. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by charli911 reviews
Sticks and stone may break bones, but words can hurt even worse. What happens when the unforgivable words are spoken and how does it effect the team. Very minor crossover with Eureka, so minor that it's not a true crossover (initially placed on the crossover side, but re-posted here instead).. Rated T due to bad language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,227 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Tony D. - Complete
The Man at the Gate by kingsholto reviews
A rather irate man shows up at the prison gate demanding to see Daryl. Slash, One-shot, Harry/Daryl
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 432 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Harry P., Daryl D. - Complete
The Reluctant Burglar by CatLady4 reviews
Elmyra wanted a nice, relaxing vacation. After a pleasant week in the Shire, she was supposed to go home. However, Thorin and Balin were worried that Bilbo Baggins might not make a very good burglar. They decided that Elmyra just might be the extra burglar they needed whether she wanted to be one or not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 164,312 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [OC, Thorin] Balin - Complete
Dimensional Ring by Saltbae reviews
I take a nap, wake up in a dream, given a ring, then get sent to the world of Lord of the Rings? Now I need to learn to defend myself because the war hasn't started yet. Wait a moment though, aren't girls in times like these thought to be weak? Now I have to masquerade as a human male while surviving a war. This is going to be fun, isn't it. *Slight OcxLegolasxOc*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,262 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time He Wasn't Actually Harry Potter by Alatar Maia reviews
..wait, what? Harry Potter not himself? Well, when you factor in a skewed ritual done by a dead person, an evil wizard, and a time-traveling baby, it starts to make a little more sense. Maybe not to the students of Hogwarts, though, who are all a bit miffed that Harry Potter has somehow managed to enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, despite being 1774 years in the past.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,718 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Albus D., Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Desolation of Diaval by kitten4545 reviews
Thorin and Company ( Bilbo), have finally reached the Lonely Mountain... Only it seems someone else got there first...
Crossover - Hobbit & Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Bilbo B., Maleficent, Diaval - Complete
Voicemails by arashi wolf princess reviews
Seti is surprise that his kids are coming to his office while his wife goes off to the store. To make matters worse he didn't realize he has so many miss calls and voicemails from Tuya. He hopes he's not that much trouble. Only in the end hearing the kids' laughter in the close office as many wonder what their boss done to be in the one place a married man fears, the dog house.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Moses, Rameses, Pharaoh Seti, Queen Tuya - Complete
Liliko by White Angel of Auralon reviews
It's a really bad idea to drag a mother away from her child, especially if said child was in danger from a nine tailed demon fox. Add to that the manipulatons of two old men and you have one really angry kunoichi. What will happen when the control breaks?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lily Evans P., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
His Queen of Fire by InfinityFistTheMonarchOfMen reviews
My take on Zutara. Zuko asks for his forever-girl's hand in matrimony. Does he succeed? Of course he is rejected the first time, and the second, and the third. Will he ever get his girl? How far will he have to go to prove his devotion? Rated T for Toph.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] Iroh, Hakoda - Complete
Just a Little Bite by randomplotbunny reviews
The company learns something about their Burglar's people that not even Gandalf knew. Vampire Hobbit fic! Because there just isn't enough of it out there.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
the Esruc-protocol by ThisCat reviews
A couple of skilled thieves try to break into Avengers tower. This turns out to have certain problems. Namely, the recident AI enjoys watching horror-movies... Rated T for language and such.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Jarvis, OC, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
BOOM BOX by Shade the Hero reviews
What would you do if your peaceful evening was disrupted by music? Join he inhabitants of Shinra as they are forced to find out the hard way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Genesis R., Angeal H., Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by loverofeevee reviews
Just another boring day at Hogwarts, now what can Harry do to get rid of the boredom? Apparently he can do a lot. This may seem cut off at the end but it's just the way I've decided to make it, kinda like a you decide what happens kind of thing. A tiny bit of swearing, nothing real bad. Hopefully I've seen to all the loose ends, or at least most of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Release the Dragon by muaaimoi reviews
Magical Medieval AU. Or in which Sheldon makes a terrible dragon and Penny is even worse at being a damsel in distress. Shenny as always.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Firefly by Reinamy reviews
In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Shino A., Naruko U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Deaths Master by HPFANGIB reviews
What if Harry became Deaths Master before meeting Voldemort in the forest?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Something Different by Mollyjean reviews
Smaug has a new toy...Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
The Soul Within by Articallie reviews
Being re-written! Bickslow is determined to win Lucy's heart. But so are Natsu, Sting and Gray, though they have a different approach to the Seith mage. Add in an immortal being, and well, things might get a bit crazy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Lucy H., Bickslow
Cheer Up, Little Bunny by Neferit reviews
Like, it was nice to finally be accepted to the Company by Thorin, but while everyone seemed not to hold him at such distance as before, he still was mostly just laughing-stock for them. At least it *felt* like that to him. Oneshot story.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Beorn - Complete
Tea With Dragons by Silence-Speaker reviews
FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori - Complete
The bunny of doom by Nuredhel reviews
When one of Saurons Ringwraiths come across some old festering Magic and is transformed into a cute little bunny Things get interesting, now how is he going to be scary, menacing and terrible While being a cute little ball of fur? Silly parody, rated due to some Language and mature themes but nothing graphic, just bunnis doing what they do best. Glorfindel/Oc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Glorfindel - Complete
Dereliction of Duty by charli911 reviews
They treated it as a joke, but Tony wasn't laughing. An alt ending to Dead Air. This is what we wish would have happened in the show. Strong Tony and Gibbs friendship, McGee and Ziva bashing. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned, so don't leave reviews about how mean we are to Tim and Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,952 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
Company Doesn't Know by Neferit reviews
Bella and Ori were cute, are cute and always will be cute. That was what company always thought and what the company most certainly didn't see any reason to change their opinion about. Yet, Company certainly doesn't know everything, and neither Bella, nor Ori have the intention of ever educating them on the subject. A story of how Ori and Bella are not that innocent. FINISHED.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Ori] - Complete
The Marvel game by darkoraclegirl reviews
Rose got a code from a friend one day for an unreleased game. Redeeming it started Rose on an adventure she couldn't have seen coming. Armed with her computer, a headset, and an unexpected partner Rose now has to aid those she didn't believe were real yet dreamed of working with. Story is based off my posting in the Avengers Fanfic Challenges And Recommended Reading form. Review.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Wait, That's My Team by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
The new generation is kind of shocking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai - Complete
It Changes Nothing by Pisces heiress Black reviews
Harry finds out that Snape is his biological father. He makes his opinion known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Home Security Service by PaBurke reviews
Aaron Hotchner's choice of Jack's nanny was better than even he knew.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Buffy S., A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Test Strategies by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
If there was one thing that Darcy hated it was taking tests...
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Darcy L., Jane F., Agent Coulson - Complete
The Hulk Fish by actressen reviews
"Now, deep down, he knew Tony was a good guy. He trusted Tony with his life. But he just couldn't quite find it in himself to trust him to pick out an appropriate, non-dangerous birthday gift." Tony gives Bruce a birthday gift that leaves everyone speechless. And concerned for Tony's mental health. *GEN, crack of the crackiest variety.*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Living with Lucy by Kathryn Claire O'Connor reviews
After the Battle of Manhattan, Odin orders Loki to live in Avengers Tower as a mortal servant to Clint Barton without magic or powers - and thanks to Thor, he's doing it as a female called Lucy Saint. But things do not go as planned, between keeping Lucy's identity from the other Avengers, Clint's unusual plan of attack, and... spin the bottle? *FrostHawk with genderbent Loki.*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki] - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Deathworld by Arctic Banana reviews
The Decepticons decide there is no better place to build their evil headquarters than Australia. Unfortunately they discover that there are many things worse than them living on the continent...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Barricade, Blackout, Starscream, Brawl/Devastator - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 242 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
What Assassins Shouldn't Do by JAMIEJ88 reviews
Two things assassins shouldn't do while wearing hidden blades. R&R!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Malik, Shaun H. - Complete
TMI by xotakux2002x reviews
There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Maleficent's Tree by Ray'o'Sunshine reviews
Maleficent risks her relationship with Aurora as she tells the girl about her vengeful past. Aurora's response comes as a shock to her.
Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Maleficent, Aurora - Complete
Smack! by Neferit reviews
Kili knew that most of their companions thought him a royal idiot (pun completely intended); heck, his own uncle probably thought him idiot most of the time, but in fact, Kili was fairly smart, even if he said so himself. Like… he knew that Bella, no matter how she tried to learn more about dwarves, still couldn't know absolutely everything about them.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Kíli] - Complete
Darcy Lewis Hat Trick Challenge by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
A series of oneshots originally posted on my Tumblr based off of a self given challenge. Each oneshot is Darcy paired with one of the other characters from Thor/Avengers/Iron Man. Each OS is rated different. Includes Romance, Friendship and so on and so forth.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,659 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Darcy L., Loki, Frigga, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Crowns Fool by TheCauldron reviews
Sarah wasn't the only one to enter the Labyrinth that day. Poor Jareth doesn't know what he is in for! (Sarah bashing)
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Jareth, Sarah, OC - Complete
Best Curse Ever by Laryna6 reviews
Prince Phillip has committed a most terrible crime, and even if he can't protect Aurora like a proper prince, he can at least take his punishment like a man. He may have failed to be her prince, but he's not going to deprive her of the chance to find true love. Except Aurora only survived to adulthood because she had Maleficent and Diaval to bring her tasty things. Like Phillips.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Aurora, Prince Phillip] [Maleficent, Diaval] - Complete
Little Terror by BlackBee reviews
Don't cross Naruto or he'll get you back. And he makes sure the punishment will always fit the crime. Beware as Naruto unleashes his dark side. No pairings. Oneshot collection. Rated T for safety because Naruto gets worse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Desiccated by Von reviews
The worst thing you can do in Dunwall, is magic. Harry does it anyway. A fragmented MoD one-shot that might one day grow up to be a proper story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Corvo A., Emily K. - Complete
That's No Lass, That's My Brother! by Aquaria Identity 07 reviews
"What is this? Your brother?" "That is my wife." - Glóin is thoroughly scandalised when that tree-loving Elf likens the image of his wife to his brother. Óin is not amused, either. The Company thinks it's hilarious.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Glóin, Óin - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Line of the Fang by fringeperson reviews
A stranger that his father calls 'Uncle' interferes at that crucial moment, and maybe Kakashi will find out why his father got the nickname of "White Fang" of Konoha. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Sesshōmaru, Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Scrimper Saver Wizard Saviour by loverofeevee reviews
There's lots of stories where Harry's independent and has lots of things to help him on his journey, but what if he decided he didn't want to be materialistic, having loads of books and whatnot? A little story about Harry the tight fisted saviour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,742 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Madara's Wife by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry Potter. Only one thing that Madara truly fears and that is his wife, who was summoned back from the dead along with the four Hokages.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 284 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
Call of Death by ChildOfBalance reviews
Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 508 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Sarah and the King by Artemis J. Halk reviews
A Labyrinth-twist to the classic fairy tale, Beauty and the Beast. Jareth uses Sarah's love for her father to get her back into the castle, but not is all as it seems. Purple hyacinths, primroses, and a copy of the "Language of Flowers".
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield by RogueFanKC reviews
The hammer of Thor Odinson has landed in Middle Earth, and it has chosen it's new wielder: Bilbo Baggins, the Burglar! No, the Dwarves aren't jealous. They're just...sulking. And Thorin Oakenshield is doing his best to convince himself that seeing Bilbo wield a mighty hammer of the Gods wasn't attractive in the least bit.
Crossover - Hobbit & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Thor - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Dead Silence by moonstone glows reviews
Dead Air AU. Death Fic. Tony pays the ultimate price for McGee and David's little joke during the Royal Woods investigation.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Rebellion by uoduck reviews
The Battle of Pelennor Fields ends a lot quicker, due in no small part to the mûmakil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 156 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Love, escape and a future by slayer of destiny reviews
When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., K. Drogo - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 1,118 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven by Roerie Sky reviews
One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,112 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 1,401 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How to Survive Being a SI Employee by Seito reviews
While the top several floors belong to the Avengers, the rest of the building is still an industrial main-stay of Stark Industries. How do the employees cope with having superheroes in the same building with them? For starters, not very well. "Oh so first you break my computers, then you kill Alpha and now you break my assistant! What did I ever do you!" R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,667 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
Walking Away by BetterinTexas reviews
A different take on the Breaking Dawn wedding. What could have been. Entry to the Tricky Raven Silent Auction. Prompt provided by GeezerWench.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring by Elleth of Hidden Lore reviews
Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,318 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Harry Potter and the Divergent Rebound by Promise10 reviews
Friendless and alone-that was how Harry felt after his selection in the Triwizard Tournament. However, some people forgot that you can only push a person so far before they break or bounce back. With some non-conventional help, Harry chose the second option. Will this help him re-forge his destiny? H/Hr/L, Lunar Harmony. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Certain as the Sun by Rosa Cotton reviews
Whether destined soulmates, separated by different worlds, or attempting courtship while on the trail, Kili and Bilbo will find each other. Ficlets for Kilbo Week. Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Kíli, Bilbo B.] - Complete
A Hair Raising Conversation by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Hermione and Harry are dating. Their fellow Gryffindors eavesdrop one evening and hear something they are sure is shocking. But what's the real story? One-shot, pure fluff. Something I wrote a long time ago. Rating for silly innuendos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Prank by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Thranduil's face cracked by Nox Gold reviews
Kili and Fili have a conversation concerning Thranduil and Uncle Thorin's cloak.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Art of Chastisement (And How Sirius Has a Lot to Learn) by Elliroc reviews
Oneshot AU: When Harry's parents died, Remus and Sirius took over raising their best friends' child. After Harry crashes a Flying Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow at the start of his second year, Remus and Sirius are forced to send a Howler highlighting their displeasure. Or, at least, that was the plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Family Business by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Letters and Salvation by TheCauldron reviews
Sarah is living in hell. Will this unlikely friendship be enough to save her? Very adult, rape/abuse.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Poison by Shiyaki reviews
When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Screaming and Filters by Jara257 reviews
G1. Filtering out Starscream's voice from your audials always seems like a good idea. Until it's not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Megatron, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
He's A What? by Sin of the Fallen reviews
Lily made a mistake in the sacrifice spell, and instead of Love protecting Harry, she sends Harry to the most dangerous being in several dimensions. The Neverarine at the height of her glory of course! How will Ha'ri turn out, after being raised by her?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., The Nerevarine
Lady in Powder Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
Harnessed by akblake reviews
Pure, unadulterated, and unrepentant crack! How does a wizard deal with thirteen stubborn, uncooperative dwarves who refuse to listen to him, and who get into trouble the moment that his back is turned? With child harnesses and leashes, that's how!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
To Love And Conquer by Promise10 reviews
Dumbledore made a right choice that night in leaving Harry with the Dursleys. The protection given by Lily Potter to her son only grows in the midst of a loving family, and a Harry Potter enters the magical world who also has quite a lot of power to boast about. Could love truly be the power Voldemort knew not? With the help of a special friend, Harry is sure to figure that out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unofficial Rules of The Enterprise by Dannrose reviews
Unofficial rules that all crewmembers of The Enterprise must abide by.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Family from Elsewhere by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: Superboy finds a family in Superman and- Himself! Another Dimension! I decided to remind everyone who loves this show that the Superman here shouldn't represent all of the Supermans.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Neferit reviews
Loneliness, sneers and not a single friendly face. This certainly wasn't what he thought his life would be like, when he left Shire. WARNING: mentions of suicide of main character. Kink meme inspired.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Nibel Fair by xXxAnGeLFLoNnExXx reviews
Aerith miscalculated and Cloud was sent further back in time. He didn't expect to be his best friend's aunt of all people, though. fem!AC!Cloud. Time travel. Pinch of crack humor. Surprise pairing at the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Zack F. - Complete
Sirius's Howler by Silverswaninthemoonlight reviews
What if, in an alternate timeline It was James who died to protect Harry, causing the Protection charm to bind to Lupin and Sirius, who raised Harry together? What would happen when they learned that in his second year, he had flown a car to school? What kind of howler would they send? Also inspired by a post I saw on ifunny. Please read and review. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 348 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wrath of Harry Potter when one threatens his child by harryfan160889 reviews
What happens if Harry was forced to bond with Lucius Malfoy and became pregnant? What if Voldemort threatens the baby? Read and Find out! ONE SHOT! BUT IF ANYONE WANTS TO WRITE A MULTI CHAPTER STORY BASED ON THIS, YOU ARE WELCOME. JUST PM ME THE LINK SO THAT I MAY ALSO READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Start of a New Life by daily-chan reviews
Returning from their vacation and it's unexpected ending Harry ,Sirius and Remus have to deal with the aftermaths and finally begin their new lives. Contains Dumbledore, Dursley, Molly and Hermione bashing. Part of the A Bond of Family series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Code 221b by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock Holmes is well known to the paramedics of London. So when John Watson comes into the picture, it seems like a fantastic solution. Someone would take care of Sherlock and prevent all those problems. Of course, they didn't think about what would happen if John was hurt. (They really should have.) 11 chapters. Written for a prompt. Outsider point of view.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
The London Job by randomplotbunny reviews
Eliot is injured and the team needs help or the mark will get away. Just who is this doctor that has their hitters' trust? And what is up with his flatmate?
Crossover - Leverage & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - John W. - Complete
Love Is In The Air by PabloVotesNo reviews
One-shot. Fem!Naru. "...Kakashi stole my date didn't he?" He was just glad Sakura went for carpet instead of just wood flooring. It was softer on the face. "This was a trap?" "Yep, seems like it." "Troublesome."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 281 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
And a Scorpion for You by Quiz King reviews
Miles finds Scorponok in his backyard, and being the weirdo he is, tries to adopt the huge metal scorpion. Needless to say, Scorponok likes the attention and plays pet. Sam finds out and chaos ensues.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee, Scorponok - Complete
A New Way by Reader128 reviews
What if Sally had a vision before the Halloween of '81 and decided to change what she could? What would happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Jack S., Sally - Complete
Celestia Academy by LaDySaMaEl reviews
Harry was invited to attend Celestia Academy as well as given sanctuary away from Dumbledore's manipulative hands. How will his destiny and the destiny of many change with this new road in his life. Evil Dumbledore and Molly Ron Ginny bashing; Good Tom Riddle. Warning: slight SLASH! Note: appearances of various anime characters are in this fanfic. Revisions halted for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 114,611 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Waking Up Five Cellars Below The Opera by Eirwyn le Strange reviews
Two teens, best friends, one with a love of the original story of The Phantom of The Opera, and her friend, who though not sharing her obsession, enjoyed listening to her, anyway, after a freak thunderstorm, they find themselves in the home of the famous Opera Ghost, Erik. How will this turn out? Updates may be rather random. Read&Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Erik
Miss Baggins, I Never Knew You Had it in You! by YinYangSisters reviews
All Bilba did was ask one request of Thorin Oakenshield. She really didn't think it'd be such a big fuss. Or cause Thorin to make a face like that. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin. Que awkward feelings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Little Girl by DayJune reviews
"Are you a fallen angel?" she asked. "No, little girl. I'm your worst nightmare," he replied in a husky voice, smiling bitterly. The girl looked confused. "You're the Cookie Monster?" Jasper gaped. "What? No!" "Oh, because the Cookie Monster is my worst nightmare," the girl replied haughtily, her wide brown eyes defiant. Jasper sighed. Kids these days. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Falling by Luckysee12 reviews
After taking a tumble, Bifur finds himself collapsed on the doorstep of Bag End. Bilbo can't just leave an injured dwarf there, can he? Here begins the story of Bilbo and Bifur.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Bilbo B., Bifur] - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by Shinobi Saru Corp reviews
On what transpires when those in ShinRa's elite military unit lose their hold on sanity. Nothing good can come from a group of restless SOLDIERs, especially when one of those young men happens to be the infamous Genesis Rhapsodos.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Genesis R., Zack F., Sephiroth, Angeal H. - Complete
Princess of Monsters by Vaunt reviews
Since no one believes Shepard when she says the Reapers are coming, she'll just have to make her own army.
Crossover - Princess Mononoke & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mom? by I. H. Scribe reviews
Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 371 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
The Alpha and Omega by gibbsandtonysbabe reviews
You're supposed to be a team, respect one another and always have each other's six. What if two team members disregard that protocol? One life hangs in the balance due to their arrogance and selfishness. A cover up and lies is all that they speak in their defense as their actions come to light. Tag to 'Dead Air'- what could have happened by the simple action of turning a switch.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,107 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by AmazingHefi reviews
Fili thought of himself as a good brother and nephew, and, if he was being honest, a quite mischievous son (Mahal knew he gave his mother gray hair far too early). Fili gladly joined the quest to reclaim Erebor, yearning for adventure and to help his Uncle, protect his brother. What Fili did not expect, though, was finding his One in a form of a gentle hobbit woman.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli - Complete
Sealed Evil in a Jar by NeverMineToHold reviews
'Don't judge the book by its cover' applies to both Hobbits and Dwarrows...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Bunny.W.K reviews
Kagome finds out who her real father is. After she's finished in the past, Mama-Higurashi sends her to be with her father. A man she doesn't know, who didn't even know she existed until she arrived on his doorstep. Things just got awkward. Will be done as a drabble series.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 45,617 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Kagome H., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Darcy is Done! by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
A Game of Cards by kingofsecrets15 reviews
Within the lower levels of Shao Khan's palace, the fate of Earthrealm will be decided...just kidding. Kano, Reptile, Baraka and Ermac play BS in the armory. Rated T for some references from the characters. Review if you wouldn't mind. Slight Ermac X Skarlet and Baraka X Mileena. Characters are probably a bit OOC, but that's the point.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Ermac, Skarlet - Complete
Bilbo Baggins and the Three Durins by Asagi Tsuki reviews
The end of their journey coincides with the start of winter, and Thorin's Company learns something new about hobbits (or the one in which hobbits hibernate and the Durins have a cuddling schedule)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Remotes by RainbowNinjaAgent reviews
Steve only wants to watch TV, but first he needs to find the right remote to turn it on- and naturally, there's a box of them. However, they don't go to the TV- rather to other electronics lying around Avengers Tower. Basically, Steve is an oblivious muffin, and everybody else in the Tower is being tormented by his unaware remote usage. One-shot (and Loki is sort of not evil).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Soldiers' Secretary by Enide Dear reviews
Sephiroth has got himself into trouble with his young secretary. Angeal, Genesis and Zack tries to help but of course messes up things even worse. Thus enter the Turks...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake, Baker Street Man by Pickled Rellish reviews
"John, how much cyanide is too much?" In which Sherlock has decided to try his hand at baking. Anderson likes cakes, right? Slightly Crack Fic. My bad.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
The Tribbles Are Coming! The Tribbles Are Coming! by Overlord Rousdower reviews
This is the sequel to 'Tribble? What Tribble' if you haven't read that, please do, or you will be a little (a lot) confused. Kerfuffle has spawned hundreds of duplicates of himself! If you want to read about evil tribbles and Kirk in the shower… read this.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
What's Best for Tony by Magos186 reviews
Sometimes, you have to do what's right for you, regardless of how anyone else feels. When Tony finds out he was purposely left out of a team dinner, a fact which the whole team laughs about in his face, he decides to do what's best for himself. This time, there's nothing to run away from, but maybe he'll eventually find something to run to. AU-tag to 3.12 Boxed In. Ziva bashing.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
Return Fire by Becisvolatile reviews
Darcy is waging a one-woman Nerf war... nobody is safe.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
Nesting Hobbit by AmazingHefi reviews
femBilbo is pregnant and starts stealing things from his dwarven friends because it makes her feel safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli - Complete
Priorities by Rosa Cotton reviews
First his hat vanished. Then the hobbit disappeared. A worried and confused Bofur has his hands full searching for both, and makes some unexpected (or perhaps not) discoveries. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] Thorin, Nori - Complete
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Refuse to Bow by Dis-Appearing Writer reviews
Because Lucy's past was just a little bit more twisted, a little bit more dark than they gave her credit for. And so was her heart. ::One-shot::
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Lucy H. - Complete
Heist by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
She was a thief, plain and simple. But her best heists where those she kept. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Kabuto Y., Gaara, Deidara - Complete
In the Interests of Revolution by Afrokot reviews
or How to Train Your Villain. A story about kindness, perception, and how one awkward boner can derail the course of history.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [J. Blake, Bane] - Complete
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 4,471 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Vulcan's Mercy by Michael Weyer reviews
"Save someone. Not the whole town. Just...someone." Crossover with "Doctor Who."
Pompeii - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
One Act of Kindness by JackPotr reviews
What if Harry met someone different in the Alley when he was eleven? What if it was someone who was looking for a friend as well and whose heart went out for a boy who appeared to be lost? Harry/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 8,816 - Follows: 10,166 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sweets by Turtle Babe reviews
Nori's love of sweets leads to an interesting day.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Nori, Bilbo B., Ori - Complete
How to Cure Dragon Sickness by BlueRubyBeat reviews
How do you cure Dragon Sickness of a dwarf? With a trusty frying pan of course!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Three Girls by aridancer reviews
Three friends go for a walk one day and encounter the most unlikely group imaginable: The Fellowship of the Ring. None of them could have possibly guessed what would happen next... They must do their best to help each other and stay alive. Rate/Review! Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or the characters (except the one based on me; and the other two gals are my besties).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
With old friends like these must make me an enemy by I-Am-The-Publisher
When one can't stand the group they're in, they go off and hang with the one group they fit perfectly into, the group that accepted them before they moved up, a group they use to be in. But what would happen if you found out that one of the heros was actully a villain?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Enter the Survival Horror by MeetTheTank reviews
What happens when 2 teenage girls get sucked into the RE world? Mayhem and destruction of course! You can't have a good fic like this otherwise! Call it punishment for being nerds. Besides, not like anything bad can happen, its only a game. Right? Goes through 1,2, code:veronica, 4, and 5
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Chris R., Leon S. K., Claire R.
Harry Potter, No More! by DZ2 reviews
What happens when all that a hero sees is death, destruction and dismay everywhere he goes? Easy: he looks to the heavens and he decrees two words: NO MORE! But what happens when Harry decides on this course of action? Very Powerful Dark Harmony;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,669 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Child of the Akatsuki by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
Hope potter was rescued when she was 2 by a Female Ninja with blue hair that belonged to the Akatsuki, the woman and her lover adopts Hope and raise her until an old man with evil plans for their daughter appears... Pairing: You choose! Evil Dumbledore and Evil Ministry! Kick-butt Fem Harry! Animagus Harry and Akatsuki, later on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Harry P., Akatsuki, Konan, Nagato U.
Hobbit Wrath by Luckysee12 reviews
Bella returns to the Shire after the quest and tells her tale, causing the whole town to hate Thorin for what he did. This ends up not being that great when Thorin comes to apologize. Fem!Bilbo, Everyone survives AU, appearances by Lobelia, Primula, and Drogo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
It's Just A Game! by Alexandria Volturi reviews
Ashe Lewis is a normal adverage girl who thinks DMC is stupid. Oh, Ashe how cruel of you to say that friends of her say. She's in for a rude awakening when she ends in the game itself. Devil May Cry 4 to be precise, now she must beat the game to get back home. But how well will that go? Nero X Oc. Rated T for language and slight gore
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Nero
Silver Streaks by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
When Sophia and Mia escaped from the circus, they worked hard to get into school- specifically Ouran Academy. The problem is that only one of them could go so they switch places. Being twins had perks…except no one knew that there were twins and it just opens a load of t to mention that the circus wants them back.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Mori/Takashi M., U. Nekozawa, OC - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Apologize by Eirenei reviews
When Moka went a step too far, it was customary she apologized for it. But sometimes, it's too late to apologize, and even Tsukune's forgiveness wasn't infinite.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Tsukune A., Issa S.
Not Your Hobbit by amidtheflowers reviews
Or when a company of 13 dwarves didn't realize Bilbo Baggins was a woman, and weren't particularly arsed about it when they did (except perhaps one).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Just a Kiss by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. Too bad no one told Jack unicorns are hard to hide things from. (Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue.) Jackrabbit
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
The Naked North Sea Ramifications by devilbk reviews
Per Season 7, Episode 1, while Leonard was away on the North Sea expedition, he proudly showed a youtube video of a nude scene Penny had done for the never-released film Serial Apist to his shipmates. This is what happens when Penny finds out about it. This is now a multi-chapter story and a Shenny tale. Please note that the rating is now M, primarily for language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny, OC - Complete
150 Reasons I Received Detention by Cheyla reviews
You know how there's certain rules that the general public can't do? Well they're kind of specific at times...Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 95,016 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - OC - Complete
Lonely Mission by BlackSoulStar reviews
Natsu has been ignoring Lucy to be with Lisana. Lucy is desprate for money so goes on a mission alone with her celestrail spirits. Random story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo, Natsu D. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Thief, The Hitter, and The Plant by Sci-fi Christian reviews
What if Parker figured out the plant was sent by Eliot, not Hardison? From The Lonely Hearts Job in season 4. Turned into a full story.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Parker, Eliot S.] - Complete
The 5 Times Bilbo Did Something Socially Unacceptable by steelgray reviews
A cute little Thilbo Bagginshield drabble on Courting.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Dawning: Diplomacy by White Aster reviews
Galloway's surprise visit reminds Optimus that interplanetary politics should be the Lord High Protector's job. Megatron demonstrates how it's done. (Set post-peacemaking but pre-sparklings in the Dawningverse.)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2014 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Riddler's Riddle by krazysmiles reviews
Riddler likes girl. Riddler kidnaps girl. RiddlerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
A Wise Girl by Raven Of Dark reviews
13 years of pain, suffering, & a wish for death is suddenly taken away when a man with slate/blue eyes gently grabs my wrist and just gives me a smirk.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,484 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Death's Master by ChildOfBalance reviews
Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 329 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Sleepy Day in The Life and Times by GinnyMastrani reviews
A short drabble requested by Cislainee Helga Potter. Involves slash and an abundance of fluff revolving around Harry Potter and Nick Fury.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P., Nick F. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Itachi by sheltie reviews
The next installment of my How Naruto Beat series. Itachi is next up to lose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The child-King of Asgard by 898700 reviews
Loki is still a child when his brother is banished, and Frigga is really unable to run the realm, care for Odin and keep an eye on Thor. So, she turns to her youngest child and entrusts one of the activities to him; either the running of the realm, or the Odinsitting. It may seem ridiculous, but Loki is a fine diplomat, and all he really needs to do is make sure everything's okay.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Raven Feathers by Greenskirt Girl reviews
Hawke makes a passing comment about a dress made of raven feathers, Anders drinks too much Aqua Magus, and hijinxs insue.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dragon's Fire and Hobbit's Wrath by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
"I'm married?" AU. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) and Thorin. Drama ensues. Don't take this too seriously. Inspired by leupagus' amazing story, "Erebor and Weeds," found on Archive Of Our Own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Move Over! by MrSpockify reviews
Sam and Dean are forced to share a bed in a motel for one night, and it reminds Dean exactly why they never do.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by Rashelle reviews
When Naruto starts singing some ridiculous song, Kurama demands to know what it is. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shall We Dance? by White Maid reviews
Undertaker was not ordinary nor was he predictable. He doesn't care too much as to who the unfortunate victim is. ...But what happens when a young maiden changes his entire view of death?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Handler by Miss Meggie reviews
The Avengers are in need of a handler to take the place of their beloved Coulson and they call upon Nate Ford!
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
One Hobbit Against Five Armies of Stupidity by smileyfacebabe reviews
Bilbo Baggins has had it up to here with everyone's shit. When he gets his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he's going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocks some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. If he lives through that experience, that is. (Slight possibility of Bagginshield if you squint)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 267 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mid-Winter Adventure by randomplotbunny reviews
The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
The Princess and the Dragon by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Dragons do not lightly suffer company in their hoards, unless that company intrigues them or bears some resemblance to treasure, and I somehow happened to manage both. OR: Smaug decides it would be amusing to confirm the old folktales of captured Princesses and Dragons. All princesses need saving, and it's no different for Carmen - even if she's not, in fact, a princess.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,927 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, OC - Complete
Mid-Winter with a Dragon by randomplotbunny reviews
It's the annual Mid-Winter celebration in the Shire, as well as the first Mid-Winter Bilbo has spent with his Dragon. Third in my 'Blue Skies' series
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] - Complete
Torture by Death For One reviews
Darcy gets called in to S.H.E.I.L.D to torture Loki with her Darcy-ness. Too bad they're not paying her, because a semi-insane intern with a chained up Loki is not a good combo.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
A Gift with Green Eyes, and Presents that go Boom by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Loki, Thor, Odin - Complete
Yule Singing Not Approved by Tiro reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel had little in common but they agreed on one thing; never let a drunken Elrond start singing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Christmas Cheer, or Something Like That by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter was never Light, and he made sure that everyone knew that pretty quickly. See full warnings and pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pennon and Penrose by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! Penny's powers and villain status don't really help in the way of love, so she pretends to be a superhero. Sheldon's power doesn't help him gain friends - which he is perfectly fine with, actually. But Penny can teach him how to use his power which he sorely needs. All she asks in return is that he choose a side: good or evil. AU. Written for Christmas prompt
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] [Bernadette, Howard W.] - Complete
Taser Secret by viridianaln9 reviews
Avengers X Justice League Crossover AU. Darcy Lewis: Best Assistant Ever! Best friend to the team of Superheroes. Darcy Lewis adoptive mother of Robin, WAIT WHAT? Bruce WayneX DarcyX Bruce Banner. Stony, Clintasha, Thane.
Crossover - Justice League & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Darcy L. - Complete
So cute! by CharmingMischief reviews
After an Accident with Loki's potion, He's sent to Midgard in the care of Jane and Darcy, sort of.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
When in Doubt, Throw Something by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Snake-Eyes needs to buy a few things at a local convenience store. Everything goes relatively smoothly until the store gets an unwelcome visitor. One-shot. Slight Snake-Eyes/Scarlett.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Snake Eyes - Complete
King of Perverts by KillerPen reviews
There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jiraiya, Naruko U. - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wakaru? by Doragonkasai-Tsubasa reviews
Luck is a fickle thing, and not everyone is guaranteed a portion of it. But whoever said you can't make things work? AU. OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Magic Touch by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
Sena Zauberei- that's me. I'm an awesome magican if I do say so myself. But even with my magic tricks, I don't think I can ever get out of this host club. I think I just may regret leaving the streets after all...Oh and did I forget to mention- sometimes my magic tricks...they aren't exactly tricks.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - OC, Tetsuya, U. Nekozawa - Complete
Rebirth by Enide Dear reviews
Cloud finds two familiar pets. Or maybe they find him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Ace7321 reviews
Claire is getting worried of Leon's horrible streak in driving, so she asked Sherry to find him a good teacher. Implied Jake/Sherry and the friendship of Leon and Claire.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Sherry B., Jake M.] Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Double or Nothing by ahsokah reviews
In which Anakin Skywalker finally tells the Jedi Council about his secret marriage to Padme Amidala. Their reaction is unexpected, to say the least.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sip Of Courage by Starsurfer108 reviews
Taken hostage by Loki, Darcy gives him a run for his money through her irreverent behaviour. But how will she fare against the god of mischief? Loki x Darcy. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Who Doesn't Love Farmville 2? by CeliaEquus reviews
Based on a prompt. Loki wants to stay in Midgard, but the only way he can achieve that is if he marries a mortal. And so he sets out to find someone willing to take him on, only to keep meeting resistance. Will anyone accept his hand in marriage? Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Coulki.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Agent Phil Coulson, Loki] - Complete
Avengers of the Ring by Dr Matthattan reviews
Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,301 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
Jade goes to SHIELD by Elkian reviews
Jade Chan goes to SHIELD. Nothing else to say.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Jade C., Captain Black, Thor, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 196 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Taking flight to a new adventure by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Starscream, Harry P.] - Complete
Don't Drink and Sign by LumosMaximan reviews
What if Bilbo had gone out the night the Dwarves came, and what if he came home a little drunk and didn't know exactly what he was doing. Also including Hamfast Gamgee the sly gardener. It's just a laughable fic really, don't take it too seriously :D
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Animal I've Become by Brisingrblade09 reviews
Harry Potter has a dream of his Godfather, Sirius Black falling through the veil at the Department of Mysteries. To prevent this, Harry makes the deal. Now infused with the powers of the Rider, Has Harry finally found the key to defeating Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,207 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gift Wrap by arashi wolf princess reviews
Moses finds himself blindfolded, wrap up in ribbons, and handcuff while put in a box to help calm Ramses Thiaka, Playboy CEO of Thiaka Corp. Moses hoping it won't affect his job that he is a gift to his old friend and secret crush Ramses though he did agree to see the man actually smile once again. But did the others really have to use handcuffs on his hands. Rest inside, mod time
Prince of Egypt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Moses, Rameses - Complete
Coming Undone by Amilya Eclair Farron reviews
[Hiatus] Alice had it all figured out, or so she thought. After waking from one dream, she's forced to struggle to awakening from this new, more dangerous nightmare. Especially because of the inmates who seem to have taken an interest in her. For bad or for worse...
Crossover - Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alice L.
The Trouble With Kittens by Chamelaucium reviews
They were focused on him, their whiskers ruffling in the breeze; when the ginger kitten yawned Bilbo felt something tug at his heart strings. 'Alright,' he sighed wearily. 'I'll take them.' When they began a scuffle in the basket, Bilbo was forcibly reminded of those two young dwarf princes and their incessant squabbling. He smiled fondly. 'Hello, Fili and Kili,' he breathed.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 233 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Boxed In Tony's Way by pixiegold reviews
Tony has decided that he's not going to be Ziva's doormat. He has a different reaction at the end of Boxed In than is portrayed in canon. This story does not follow cannon and contains some OOC.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Hiatus with a DiNozzo Twist by pixiegold reviews
Tim and Ziva's actions during Hiatus inspire a different reaction from Tony than was seen in cannon. This story is AU and some characters will be OOC. This story has a strong, competent Tony. There will be some bashing of Ziva and Abby. No pairings. 11/11/13 just minor grammar changes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Lady Saint by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU; One of my Saint crossovers with Harry Potter, except with FEM!HARRY. Lara Potter runs away after her parents decide to get rid of her, in favour of her brother, harry, the boy who lived. but she becomes the greatest thief in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,190 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Archaic Ideals by StumbleAlong reviews
Ella just wanted to make it to graduation. Maybe find an attractive guy to date, if she had the time. But no, that sketchy librarian had insisted she take home the ancient book of questionable content, and now she was stuck with an archaic assassin in her head. She could only hope schizophrenia was as far as things could go. HIATUS, WILL BE REWRITTEN
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Altaïr
Picture Day by loverofeevee reviews
The war is over and only the bad guys have died. Albus decides there has been too much sadness, and puts a bit of fun into the new school year. He probably shouldn't have allowed the students to decide what kind of fun it would be. Hints at nudity but nothing serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Spider Attack by Jelli Kelli reviews
Most people have a fear of spiders. This is how the princesses deal with them.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
OOPS by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Lily Potter had a secret that her daughter found out she shared on her fourteenth birthtday? With a rather reluctant Death Eater thrown into the mix you get one very interesting year and a slight problem with a certain ritual. Fem HP / BC, Warning: Lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 263 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Barty C. Jr.] - Complete
Parent's evening by allthingsmagical reviews
Every year at parents evenings Draco always sees Lily's teacher while Harry sees their son Scorpius' teacher. Fed up of Draco not believing just how Scorpius is at school Harry hatches a plan behind his husbands back so Draco can see just what their son is like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He's Not A Monster! He's My Sweet Doggy Alu-chan! by roxan1930 reviews
Where Anderson learns he shouldn't attack vampires when they're in a public place. Especially not when one appears as a dog and the other appears as a innocent girl.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alexander, Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 168 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
ROBOT CHICKEN: Lord of the Rings, the Abridged Version by TheInhibitor reviews
The whole darn epic in two minutes or less.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Robot Chicken - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Frodo B., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 794 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
A Mess with Captial M by Kefalion reviews
Harry's parents weren't Lily and James. He finds out who they truly are the summer before his fifth year, now at the end of said year with Sirius dead he goes to New York with Remus to be with his parents only they have a mess of their own. This is a bit about what happens at the Battle of New York.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 453 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Hidden Countries by Akari-Chaan reviews
Of course of all the things Rose Potter had done, jumping through dimensions and meeting a bunch of Ninja wasn't all that shocking. Being related to one of them, though, was her cursed amount of luck. Before that though, she managed to kill a snake, save a few kids, and met an oddly cute guy with spiky silver hair, and a porn addiction. Fem!Harry/Kakashi. Hermione/Iruka. Ron/Ayame
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,405 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Compromising Position by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
When the Joker and Batman are caught in an awkward position during a fight, everyone begins to speculate about the actual nature of their relationship, and Harley Quinn feels more rejected than ever. It's up to the Joker to prove to Harley and the world that they are nothing but nemeses, before their reputations are ruined forever. Thanks to Shiore-Hikaru for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Once Upon in Jotunheim by karlaakamsloki reviews
Darcy and Loki as children in Jotunheim.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
That Distant Island by Alcaknight
While practicing, the three friends come across a strange cave. Akari soon realises that there is more to it than meets the eye.
Aria/アリア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
SO YOUR BROTHER IS A TOOL by wordbends reviews
The Deconstruction of Mythical Siblinghoods and Their Effect On Modern Psychopolitical Thought. — Darcy.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
Coulson's Fury by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
SHIELD agents aren't allowed to tell him about what happened to his trading cards. It was a top level secret, so naturally the entire staff, except Coulson, knows, and they can't tell him...ever. Plus the Avengers still don't know Coulson's alive. I guess both are out of the bag, and Phil's not happy. Oneshot. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Consequences of an Ingenious Mind by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
The Reason To Be Jolly by Frosty Autumn reviews
Late at night on Christmas Eve, Jean's first year in Gotham, she is confronted by a group of thugs whilst walking home after work. Despite not putting much stock into the stories of Batman before, she is forced to reconsider when the Caped Crusader himself comes to her rescue. But when he gets hurt in the process, it soon becomes a Christmas that Jean will never forget.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bruce W., OC - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 431 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Pets by wolfydies reviews
Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion(Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around. Adpoted From Shadows In The Sun. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P.
Storm Before the Calm by charli911 reviews
Aliyah Alternate Ending: My version of -What if Gibbs had chose Ziva instead of Tony when Ziva issued her ultimatum. Not for Ziva-lovers, just fair warning. Ziva-bashing involved.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
Hands Off the Dwarf by Rosa Cotton reviews
Legolas doesn't like Eomer because he threatened Gimli. When he gets Eomer alone, he makes sure that the marshal knows what will happen if he touches Legolas' dwarf. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Eomer - Complete
Dog Days by dragonwrangler reviews
Fury really hates Thursdays.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Nick F., Agent J. Sitwell - Complete
Silvertongue by PendulumWings reviews
Darcy and Loki make a bet that involves someone getting naked. Tasertricks. Thane.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
A boring DADA class? by Rima.sama123 reviews
Daniel and his girlfriend, Alice, is at their class and Daniel is bored. This will only end up in blushing boys and a furious Snape! Set in sixth-year, OC's, no pairings beside my OC's. One shot! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., OC - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by DragonlordRynn reviews
Just a small OneShot to explain why Nick Fury is as awesome as he is. And the introduction of a new member for the Avengers. Read and Enjoy!
Crossover - Bayonetta & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bayonetta, Nick F. - Complete
A Hard Road by Starsa83 reviews
Laura has lived life in the Mojave the hard way. From being a Chem addicted prostitute for the Omertas, to a member of the Fiends to an ex-junkie mother. She has lived and breathed the hard life. When an injured Legion soldier turns up at her home she has a decision to make. Will she save him, knowing that he could kill her and her daughter while they sleep, or will she let him die
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wide Awake by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After i left the Narutoverse I figured life would go back to normal. This idea was proved wrong when a box of odd colored cats arrived on my doorstep. Now I have all my idiots meeting Not to mention we have love, life, family, death, and other issues that want to screw with me. Plus, Deidara is somehow alive. One question though, WHY ME? Sequel to Insomnia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Words we don't say by smaragdbird reviews
Toni Stark is not Phil's type. And neither is Phil Toni's. (Phil Coulson/Female Tony Stark)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Silence Is Golden by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Run Down-Complete- by FallenQueen2 reviews
Tony needs a break from his team so he calls a friend from the FBI for drinks.Gibbs doesn't know what to make the friendship/father-Son relationship Fornell and Tony share. After finding out what happened whilst he was in Mexico, Gibbs goes about to set things right but a kidnapping puts Tony's life in jeopardy. FBI & NCIS join forces to save Tony. What will Tony's choice be?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Tony D., T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Decidedly Different Dursleys by CycoMW reviews
A short where Vernon changes rather dramatically one year before Harry turns up on his doorstep. Vernon's actions during Harry's early years and his first two years at Hogwarts covered in brief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
And Wolves Beneath Their Seams by Cyprith reviews
Charon shares a certain kinship with his new employer. She's been designed, he thinks. Built. Not unlike himself. (Eventual romance; slow burn.)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Love in All Forms by Malakia reviews
Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Beware The Muggleborn by loverofeevee reviews
Everyone thought Voldemort was unstoppable. Everyone thought muggleborns were weak. Everyone thought a single person couldn't change the world. Everyone was wrong, because everyone hadn't met Lily Potter nee Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/15/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dumb Ways to Die by The pH alchemist reviews
The Avengers reinact the ways in this crack-filled fic. It had to be done. Rated for swearing and insinuated drug use.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Webslinger and the Devil Hunter by Insieme per la vittoria reviews
There is a new superhuman in Spider-Man's city, but who exactly is he? He is as strong and as fast as Thor, as heavily armed as Deadpool, as unkillable as Wolverine, and as abraisive and rude as Tony Stark. His name: Dante.
Crossover - Avengers & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Dante, Spiderman/Peter P. - Complete
Somewhere Safe by S. Rune reviews
Loki could feel his pride – what was left of it, shatter. He, who has escaped the walls of Asgard under Heimdall's ever watchful eyes, can escape anything. Focusing on that idea, Loki shape shifted and fled the scene, letting his magic guide him to a place where he would be safe. AU to the Avengers. Slash Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Sleeping Habits by Sano S. Sagara reviews
Thor sleeps anywhere, nude. Natasha sleeps curled around her gun. Steve still sleeps like a soldier. Bruce sleeps badly, fitfully. Tony, when he does sleep, sleeps spread eagle. Clint... Some Avengers Tower roommate shenanigans based on a tumblr prompt operativesurprise . / post/ 57608903545/ sylaha-theumbrellaseller-thor-thor-sleeps
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Melting of the Ice Kings Heart by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
The spirits of earth will learn quickly that you never hurt a friend of Jack Frost, especially when they see the other side of the fun loving spirit they despise; the darker side.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 196 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Lullaby of a Youkai by BlackRoseGirl666 reviews
Kyuubi was sick of her prison and felt sympathy for her jailer. Naruto was raised by a Fox and didn't want to disappoint, so he chose someone who wouldn't. Tsunade was under pressure, but didn't make the right choice. The 'citizens' of Oto were sick of their tormentor, but needed a leader. In this world, they received two. This is the fallout. WARNINGS: Violence, Yoai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,787 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Banished Monster by PenguinBandit523 reviews
Randall Boggs escaped from the trailer of terror and has made it to the UK. He is discovered by ten year old Harry Potter who refuses to leave the monster when he clearly needs help. By the time Hogwarts starts, Harry can say with certainty that Professor Snape's snarkyness has got nothing on Randall And with said monster by his side, he definitely won't forget.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
The Ninja and the Wolf by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Storm Shadow and Timber meet for the first time, but Timber doesn't like his pack position threatened and Storm doesn't like having an animal around at all times. On a side note, Snake-Eyes is not that great of a mediator.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Heat', A Hellsing Snippet by Loxxi reviews
Pip was a virgin, and when Seras bit him he became a Vampire. Seras is in 'Heat', according to Alucard. Alucard has become a huge pervert. Seras doesn't like it, and kills him for it. But this..THIS has gone to far. Gore, Dark humor. C: Enjoy. Making a story. Will put it up as I please.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Where Healing Begins by NCISVU reviews
Nine year old Anthony DiNozzo Junior has been through more in his short life than most adults have. Convinced that he's unwanted and unloved, he puts up a wall to protect himself from any more hurt. Little does he know a weekend with Gibbs is going to change his life forever. Gibbs/Tony. Father/Son. Kid!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
What The! by Xanabell reviews
This is a typical "Fellowship fall into my lounge room" story. What will happen when four girls get thrown into Middle Earth. How much of an effect on the plot will they have. My first fanfiction, be nice. Please R&R. PS I drew the cover image!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Meriadoc B., Boromir, Legolas, Haldir - Complete
autobots play slender by slenderman20dollars reviews
title says all... what expression will the autobots have, when they play the infamous slender? who have a habit of making grown man crap themself? it's all in this fic. rated T for swearing and because i am paranoid
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
An Exercise in Life by FatesMistake reviews
Snape as DADA instructors gives the 7th Years an assignment to test their reactions when they have 20 seconds to live. The test is all too realistic. Can anyone manage? Throwback to You're All So Vacant, who wrote it first and gave me permission to write my own version. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let Me Get This Straight by Starsinger reviews
After fight breaks out during shoreleave, Jim finds himself in the unusual position of handing out punishments to Starfleet Admirals.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2013 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty, C. Pike - Complete
A New Day Has Come by Darling De Piaget reviews
Harry twin brother Godric was believed to be the boy-who-lived and he spent two years of his life being ignored by his parents and Godparents until one day when Lily and James dropped him off at Petunia's doorstep and he walked away from the house and bumped into someone else who took him in. Now that they know the truth they want Harry back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll be right with you by FanficTaichou reviews
Alucard becomes Hellsing's annoying receptionist. Abridged Alucard is the best Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A Pen and Darcy Lewis by molescout reviews
Being involved with the Avengers can be exciting during the fighting but like the rest of life, there are always boring necessities. Fury's meetings are one of them. A Loki/Darcy Oneshot. Set in the post Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Dog Park by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Thanks to Monty, Deeks met Hadley. Deeks/Hadley. female!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Harry P., M. Deeks] - Complete
The Helicarrier Job by smthwallflower reviews
Coulson confiscates Parker's Bunny. Obviously the team needs to help her get Bunny back
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
Lunch Break by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Allies by thecloseryoulook reviews
Magic and international heists? Naturally, SHIELD would take notice. A Now You See Me and Avengers crossover told in three parts. Rated T for language because I do what I want. Set post-film and featuring Fury, Coulson, Tony, Steve, Clint and Natasha of the Avengers; Daniel, Jack, Merritt, and Henley of the Horsemen.
Crossover - Avengers & Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Occlumency Corner by GuidingHand reviews
Harry fails to clear his mind before bed each night. Snape assigns him two hours of corner time as detention. Harry has fun coming up with creative ways to clear his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Contest by WizardsGirl reviews
Dwalin inadvertently challenges Bilbo... This is Crack written at 3 AM, I was seriously bored and couldn't concentrate on anything else. Enjoy! T only for mild language and consumption of alcohol.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Welcome to Level Seven Miss Lewis by boaterV reviews
There are days when it seems like you can't catch a break. Days when nothing seems to work out. But every once in a while the stars align and everything comes up aces. or Darcy Lewis gets a security upgrade.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson - Complete
Raised By GLaDOS by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
Oh Hel No by InterestingName reviews
Darcy is actually Hel, queen of Helhiem. She was doing fine until her conscience surpassed her self-preservation instincts. Why does she feel the need to protect her friends? She was doing so well in her life before. She had even bought a microwave.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Darcy L.
Just a cop by Leigh59 reviews
A bout with the flu, and an email from a friend, reminds Tony who he really is deep down inside.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,662 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Mahou no Shinobi by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
There are two ninjas in Konoha who share a strange but mysterious chakra-like bloodline. It was dubbed Mahōjutsu, and the duo as they grew up earned the nickname Mahō no Shinobi due to their feared reputation. Then out of the blue the Order of the Phoenix literally pops into Konoha...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minato N., Anko M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Very Odd Howler by Fae51 reviews
Harry gets a howler about the car flown to Hogwarts incident. Lily's angry and the Marauders are amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Triwizard Muddle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate universe. Humour. Voldemort's agent at Hogwarts was far more successful in confusing the Goblet of Fire than he had intended. Glimpses of the Triwizard Tournament between the moment Harry Potter's name is announced as the Champion for Durmstrang and the end of the first task.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Why you shouldn't have Kids by A Little Carefree reviews
"What's a little kid like you doin' in a place like this?" "I'm looking for my daddy!" "Daddy huh? And who would that be?" "Well I have no idea sir, but momma said he's known as a Role Holder!" THUD! "Why do they always faint when I say that? Adults are weird." AU-10 years old Alice Liddell sets out to find her real father, who apparently lives where all criminals reside.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013
Sibling Complex by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. Alice finally has a boyfriend but it seems her siblings's complexes are acting up and they don't approve of her boyfriend! Extra: Forget all the things Ace has say in the previous chapter, he will so kill and torture Alice's boyfriend!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Misapparition by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione keeps apparating to land on top of an amused Aidan Lynch. But Hermione's known how to apparate for years! Is an odd quirk of Veela blood what's actually causing the problem? Or is it just a malicious spell?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., A. Lynch - Complete
Strays by YankeeGirl28 reviews
"What's in your quiver, Barton? And don't get cute." Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Trouble with Symmetry by PhoenixedDragon reviews
How many piercings does Gajeel have on that little sexy body of his? A perfectly valid question Mirajane poses. Levy knows the answer—it's thirty-three. But she also says he's a "fan" of symmetry, and thirty-three is not an even number, which could only lead any rational perverted mind (and all of Fairy Tail) to one conclusion. Gajeel must have pierced his... (full summary inside)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Way Wrong by SuperNeos2 reviews
Carl and Beth were making loud noises... and those loud noises alert the prison gang and gives many wrong ideas at what's going on behind that cell door. Carl/Beth
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Carl G., Beth G. - Complete
ladies man with a plan by ohmyloki reviews
"Here's your problem, Rogers. You've only been to first base with, what, one woman? That statistic is only okay if you're eleven," Tony sprawled his arm across the back of booth seat and took a sip of his whiskey." HIMYM inspired one-shot.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Happy Birthday Storm Shadow by tigerwolfspellbear reviews
Crack ficlet. Mail call and the ninja receives a strange package.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Storm Shadow - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by SlipStitch reviews
Drabble with Team 7 getting the bells from the team challenge their own way without Kakashi noticing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not A Potter by LadyFreak reviews
Harry Potter was the younger brother to Henry Potter- the boy who lived. Neglected by his parents since he could remember, he still tries to make them proud. When the goblins perform their centennial vault inspection and students at Hogwarts are required to make an ancestry potion, what will be discovered? (AU, OOC Snape, Lily, James, Harry, containts Self-Harm and Suicidal themes)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stalker Express by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. Alice has neither one nor two nor three stalkers. Actually, she has a lot that she lost count. Starting from the normal stranger to the psychotic stalker. And did I mention she is well-aware and well-informed and even friends with them?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
In Which JARVIS Is Mistaken For by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Unfortunate Souls by Marwana reviews
Harry, the unfortunate king of the Shinigami, finds out just why the amount of paperwork has increased. And he is far from happy... I'm aware that this plot has been used before: my own spin of the idea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Plate 23 and a Whipped Cream Smile on Top by ilovetoread38 reviews
Steve and Thor go to IHOP and prove that Thor is a tank. Even though it's All You Can Eat Pancake Day, a long day when anything can happen, Thor still manages to surprise the staff. Steve&Thor friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Goodbye Harry Hello Bellerose by Annabeth Volturi reviews
Harry Potter is sick of everything, sick of people dictating his life, telling him how he should and shouldn't live his life, and he's definitely sick of Sirius and Remus arranging a marriage to Ginny, so he decides to change himself. Harry Potter vanishes, and a year later a girl appears and what's this, she's married to Snape and expecting his child? Two-shot fiction, warnings in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,251 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Severus S., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Great Escape by blakekeane reviews
Harry is tired of the Wizarding society idolizing him one moment and turning on him the next. It all comes to a head during the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione offers him a chance to escape from it all. Harry takes it and his life takes a turn for the better. Slightly A/U right from the start and of course, Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 481 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Can Kill You With My Powerpoint by Ninjababe reviews
Darcy gives a short lecture to new agents on why they should leave scientists alone. Major Spoilers for Iron Man III. This is part of my 'Darcy Lewis, Vampire Slayer (Semi-Retired)'. The order of the series is in my bio.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Darcy's adventures in SHIELD by WingedFoxKit reviews
"You are here, Miss Lewis, because you somehow managed to infiltrate one of our most heavily fortified operations bases." "All I had to do was ask for directions at the front desk and look like I knew where I was going! They didn't even try to stop me! How is that infiltration?" Very short one-shot.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
I Don't Suppose by FugitiveSGA reviews
"I don't suppose I can persuade you to stay, John?" asked Mycroft, shooting an annoyed look at the cab where Sherlock sat imperviously. Imperiously even, Mycroft thought. Of course. John dumped a duffel bag against the small pile of suitcases on the footpath outside 221B Baker Street and said, "No," in that tone of voice that Mycroft had heard so many times before.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Poisonous by Kaaos reviews
"Don't eat that!" Bilbo's panicked voice yelled and the dwarves all froze and turned to look at their burglar.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete