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Joined 03-12-11, id: 2787854, Profile Updated: 04-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, Batman the Animated Series, Devil May Cry, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hellsing.

hi everyone damn i don't really know what to write ummm i know i am a what people call a storyteller i am not writer so i think that it will be obivous in my storys it is acutlly rather hard to write a story but i know one thing i might just be issuing challenges just to see what people will come up with. i am a random person so i will be updating my profile quite a lot and yeah i love chocolate hehe

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So, Harv walks into a bar by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 177,501 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12h ago - Published: 9/7/2005 - Two-Face
In Which Fury Chooses Stark's PA's by hermione-amelia-rose1479 reviews
Agent Emma Sherlock Holmes (no kidding) is a fast-paced-British-accented-dry-sarcastic-fangirl that works for S.H.E.I.L.D, after being transferred from MI9 in 2010. When Fury decides that Stark needs to stop sacking his assistants, Agent Holmes is his last hope. Clintasha, Pepperony, Steve/OC, Bruce/Betty, Loki/OC. T for cuss words
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,188 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Marvel game by darkoraclegirl reviews
Rose got a code from a friend one day for an unreleased game. Redeeming it started Rose on an adventure she couldn't have seen coming. Armed with her computer, a headset, and an unexpected partner Rose now has to aid those she didn't believe were real yet dreamed of working with. Story is based off my posting in the Avengers Fanfic Challenges And Recommended Reading form. Review.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/12/2013
Vents by Jane Glen reviews
Parker is looking for some quiet time, and runs into a mysterious archer, his redheaded partner and mobster!Loki Not sure where this is going, rating may change, genre may change. Please R&R
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Parker, Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,406 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 4,574 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Move Along by Faythren reviews
2007 movie but very, very AU. Ari Witwicky is an only child living with her cruel, alcoholic father and dreams of the day she can finally get away. She gets her chance when the car she buys turns out to be one of a pair of twin robotic aliens. Ari is the only one who can help the Autobots and they are the only ones who can help her. SideswipexOC (Better summary inside)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,598 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sideswipe
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,515 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Celestia Academy by LaDySaMaEl reviews
Harry was invited to attend Celestia Academy as well as given sanctuary away from Dumbledore's manipulative hands. How will his destiny and the destiny of many change with this new road in his life. Evil Dumbledore and Molly Ron Ginny bashing; Good Tom Riddle. Warning: SLASH Note: appearances of various anime characters are in this fanfic. this is not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 114,529 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Waking Up Five Cellars Below The Opera by Eirwyn le Strange reviews
Two teens, best friends, one with a love of the original story of The Phantom of The Opera, and her friend, who though not sharing her obsession, enjoyed listening to her, anyway, after a freak thunderstorm, they find themselves in the home of the famous Opera Ghost, Erik. How will this turn out? Updates may be rather random. Read&Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Erik
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,480 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P.
Team Lolita by TNM-Writer reviews
Kakashi knew that Naruko was a very persuasive girl, she could talk anyone into anything if she tried. But this was a little much, and the other two actually seemed to be enjoying it. AU, Fem!Naru, One-shot, sasu-crossdressing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Remotes by RainbowNinjaAgent reviews
Steve only wants to watch TV, but first he needs to find the right remote to turn it on- and naturally, there's a box of them. However, they don't go to the TV- rather to other electronics lying around Avengers Tower. Basically, Steve is an oblivious muffin, and everybody else in the Tower is being tormented by his unaware remote usage. One-shot (and Loki is sort of not evil).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Soul Within by Articallie reviews
Bickslow is determined to win Lucy's heart. But so are Natsu, Sting and Gray, though they have a different approach to the Seith mage. Add in an immortal being, and well, things might get a bit crazy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Lucy H., Bickslow
Refuse to Bow by Dis-Appearing Writer reviews
Because Lucy's past was just a little bit more twisted, a little bit more dark than they gave her credit for. And so was her heart. ::One-shot::
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23 - Lucy H. - Complete
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4286 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 6,304 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 99,648 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,547 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Enter the Survival Horror by LittleWesker617 reviews
What happens when 2 teenage girls get sucked into the RE world? Mayhem and destruction of course! You can't have a good fic like this otherwise! Call it punishment for being nerds. Besides, not like anything bad can happen, its only a game. Right? Goes through 1,2, code:veronica, 4, and 5
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Chris R., Leon S. K., Claire R.
Mad friends by vault dweller 12 reviews
A young doctor starts working in Arkham, she make's some friends amongst the patients. Live seems to go well for her, until her boyfriend gets agressive and starts beating her. The patients are out for revenge. Read & review please.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harvey D., Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
It's Just A Game! by Alexandria Volturi reviews
Ashe Lewis is a normal adverage girl who thinks DMC is stupid. Oh, Ashe how cruel of you to say that friends of her say. She's in for a rude awakening when she ends in the game itself. Devil May Cry 4 to be precise, now she must beat the game to get back home. But how well will that go? Nero X Oc. Rated T for language and slight gore
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,617 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Nero
Silver Streaks by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
When Sophia and Mia escaped from the circus, they worked hard to get into school- specifically Ouran Academy. The problem is that only one of them could go so they switch places. Being twins had perks…except no one knew that there were twins and it just opens a load of t to mention that the circus wants them back.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/8 - Mori/Takashi M., U. Nekozawa, OC - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Coal by Rosimae reviews
Jack asks North a question. Just a pointless random idea. Enjoy!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
My Father Isshin by Zsugami Alba reviews
Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? Adopted from 9foxgrl.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P.
Harry in Agrabah by Mya Uzo reviews
Harry hadn't planned any of this. All he had wanted to do was end it all, it's too bad that the veil wasn't a portal of death like everybody else had always assumed. slash second in the disney/harry verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Harry P., Razoul] [Jasmine, Aladdin]
A Sleepy Day in The Life and Times by GinnyMastrani reviews
A short drabble requested by Cislainee Helga Potter. Involves slash and an abundance of fluff revolving around Harry Potter and Nick Fury.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P., Nick F. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Itachi by sheltie reviews
The next installment of my How Naruto Beat series. Itachi is next up to lose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Keys to End the Darkness by Deathsembrace137 reviews
When a growing darkness is sensed, Lucy's magic responds. Laxus stumbles upon her in a trance like state, and follows her. Just how far will his curiosity and strange need to protect her take him? A story written by Deathsembrace137, and LifeInTheSky
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,979 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by Rashelle reviews
When Naruto starts singing some ridiculous song, Kurama demands to know what it is. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shall We Dance? by White Maid reviews
Undertaker was not ordinary nor was he predictable. He doesn't care too much as to who the unfortunate victim is. ...But what happens when a young maiden changes his entire view of death?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
The Handler by Miss Meggie reviews
The Avengers are in need of a handler to take the place of their beloved Coulson and they call upon Nate Ford!
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
The Princess and the Dragon by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Dragons do not lightly suffer company in their hoards, unless that company intrigues them or bears some resemblance to treasure, and I somehow happened to manage both. OR: Smaug decides it would be amusing to confirm the old folktales of captured Princesses and Dragons. All princesses need saving, and it's no different for Carmen - even if she's not, in fact, a princess.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, OC - Complete
Yule Singing Not Approved by Tiro reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel had little in common but they agreed on one thing; never let a drunken Elrond start singing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Pennon and Penrose by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! Penny's powers and villain status don't really help in the way of love, so she pretends to be a superhero. Sheldon's power doesn't help him gain friends - which he is perfectly fine with, actually. But Penny can teach him how to use his power which he sorely needs. All she asks in return is that he choose a side: good or evil. AU. Written for Christmas prompt
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] [Bernadette, Howard W.] - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,565 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The art of gift-giving by SwordStitcher reviews
It's Christmas. Even for the people of Arkham City. Switch considers the art of gift giving with three totally different inmates to gift. What do you buy an egocentric genius, a psychotic clown and a political prisoner?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2013 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, OC - Complete
King of Perverts by KillerPen reviews
There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jiraiya, Naruko U. - Complete
Magic Touch by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
Sena Zauberei- that's me. I'm an awesome magican if I do say so myself. But even with my magic tricks, I don't think I can ever get out of this host club. I think I just may regret leaving the streets after all...Oh and did I forget to mention- sometimes my magic tricks...they aren't exactly tricks.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,432 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - OC, Tetsuya, U. Nekozawa - Complete
Driving Lessons by CK - Ace reviews
Claire is getting worried of Leon's horrible streak in driving, so she asked Sherry to find him a good teacher. Implied Jake/Sherry and the friendship of Leon and Claire.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Sherry B., Jake M.] Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
A Sip Of Courage by Starsurfer108 reviews
Taken hostage by Loki, Darcy gives him a run for his money through her irreverent behaviour. But how will she fare against the god of mischief? Loki x Darcy. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Taking flight to a new adventure by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be d Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech NO FLAMING.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Starscream, Harry P.] - Complete
Animal I've Become by Brisingrblade09 reviews
Harry Potter has a dream of his Godfather, Sirius Black falling through the veil at the Department of Mysteries. To prevent this, Harry makes the deal. Now infused with the powers of the Rider, Has Harry finally found the key to defeating Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,207 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Taser by Aeron Caris reviews
Just like Jane's phone, Darcy's taser doesn't work on Asgard. At least, not originally. And the deal she makes isn't that bad, even if Jane is probably going to be mad.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Coming Undone by Amilya Eclair Farron reviews
[Hiatus] Alice had it all figured out, or so she thought. After waking from one dream, she's forced to struggle to awakening from this new, more dangerous nightmare. Especially because of the inmates who seem to have taken an interest in her. For bad or for worse...
Crossover - Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alice L.
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Can Always Count on Family by pikachumomma reviews
Pepper has left Tony and none of the Avengers are allowed into Tony's Workshop. Tony just needs his brother. And does Clint find someone attractive? pre-slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 348 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Resident Evil and Silly by Drindrak reviews
An entire series based off of what I say when I play the games. "Excella, darling, do try to not dodge my satellite lasers. I need to kill you." "What the hell did you do Chris!" "Sheva you crazy bi*ch! Why'd you waste my last First Aid Spray!" "C'mon Agent, just open the freaking door!" "Ada, wait!" OOC. T for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Chris R., Sheva A., Leon S. K., Helena H.
Archaic Ideals by StumbleAlong reviews
Ella just wanted to make it to graduation. Maybe find an attractive guy to date, if she had the time. But no, that sketchy librarian had insisted she take home the ancient book of questionable content, and now she was stuck with an archaic assassin in her head. She could only hope schizophrenia was as far as things could go.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Altaïr
Leon the Kitty by Haalyle reviews
Let's add kitty ears and a tail to Leon, see the results.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Leon S. K. - Complete
The Unbroken Vase by CatrinaSL reviews
It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Spider Attack by Jelli Kelli reviews
Most people have a fear of spiders. This is how the princesses deal with them.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
A Mess with Captial M by Kefalion reviews
Harry's parents weren't Lily and James. He finds out who they truly are the summer before his fifth year, now at the end of said year with Sirius dead he goes to New York with Remus to be with his parents only they have a mess of their own. This is a bit about what happens at the Battle of New York.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 243 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Hidden Countries by Akari-Chaan reviews
Rose Potter and her friends were getting desperate, there was only one Horcrux left - Nangi. Unfortunately Rose can't get to it. This was when Hermione suggested the snake summoning scroll from the Hidden Countries... They hadn't expected to run into ninja, blood debts or the possibility of being related to one of them... This is going to be one hell of a ride. Re-Write! FemHarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,405 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Once Upon in Jotunheim by karlaakamsloki reviews
Darcy and Loki as children in Jotunheim.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
SO YOUR BROTHER IS A TOOL by wordbends reviews
The Deconstruction of Mythical Siblinghoods and Their Effect On Modern Psychopolitical Thought. — Darcy.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
Coulson's Fury by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
SHIELD agents aren't allowed to tell him about what happened to his trading cards. It was a top level secret, so naturally the entire staff, except Coulson, knows, and they can't tell him...ever. Plus the Avengers still don't know Coulson's alive. I guess both are out of the bag, and Phil's not happy. Oneshot. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Reason To Be Jolly by Frosty Autumn reviews
Late at night on Christmas Eve, Jean's first year in Gotham, while walking home from work she is confronted by a group of thugs. Despite not putting much stock in the stories of Batman before, she is forced to reconsider when the Caped Crusader himself comes to her rescue. But when he gets hurt in the process, it soon becomes a Christmas that Jean will never forget.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bruce W., OC - Complete
Suicide Squad, Avengers, and Horror Movies by SuicideSquadGirl13 reviews
Inspired by Melting Angels Avengers and Movies, Suicide Squad, the Avengers, Loki, and Victor von Doom pick horror movies to watch at Doom's castle every night. A different movie everyday, rate M for swearing.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Harry's Pets by wolfydies reviews
Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion(Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around. Adpoted From Shadows In The Sun. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P.
Dog Days by dragonwrangler reviews
Fury really hates Thursdays.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Nick F., Agent J. Sitwell - Complete
Silvertongue by PendulumWings reviews
Darcy and Loki make a bet that involves someone getting naked. Tasertricks. Thane.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by DragonlordRynn reviews
Just a small OneShot to explain why Nick Fury is as awesome as he is. And the introduction of a new member for the Avengers. Read and Enjoy!
Crossover - Bayonetta & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bayonetta, Nick F. - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wide Awake by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After i left the Narutoverse I figured life would go back to normal. This idea was proved wrong when a box of odd colored cats arrived on my doorstep. Now I have all my idiots meeting Not to mention we have love, life, family, death, and other issues that want to screw with me. Plus, Deidara is somehow alive. One question though, WHY ME? Sequel to Insomnia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Words we don't say by smaragdbird reviews
Toni Stark is not Phil's type. And neither is Phil Toni's. (Phil Coulson/Female Tony Stark)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Love in All Forms by Malakia reviews
Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
The Webslinger and the Devil Hunter by Insieme per la vittoria reviews
There is a new superhuman in Spiderman's city, but who exactly is he? He is as strong and as fast as Thor, as heavily armed as Deadpool, as unkillable as Wolverine, and as abraisive and rude as Tony Stark. His name: Dante.
Crossover - Avengers & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Dante, Spiderman/Peter P. - Complete
Somewhere Safe by S. Rune reviews
Loki could feel his pride – what was left of it, shatter. He, who has escaped the walls of Asgard under Heimdall's ever watchful eyes, can escape anything. Focusing on that idea, Loki shape shifted and fled the scene, letting his magic guide him to a place where he would be safe. AU to the Avengers. Light slash Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Sleeping Habits by Sano S. Sagara reviews
Thor sleeps anywhere, nude. Natasha sleeps curled around her gun. Steve still sleeps like a soldier. Bruce sleeps badly, fitfully. Tony, when he does sleep, sleeps spread eagle. Clint... Some Avengers Tower roommate shenanigans based on a tumblr prompt operativesurprise . / post/ 57608903545/ sylaha-theumbrellaseller-thor-thor-sleeps
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Nine Plus One by avpke reviews
(One-Shot Collection) - The Nine were Sauron's greatest, strongest and deadliest servants. They were able to kill simply by causing fear within their enemies, wielding their weapons with ease, and could not be killed. But… what are these dark creatures doing in their free time? And what if the Witch King had a 5 year old daughter? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC - Complete
Heat', A Hellsing Snippet by Loxxi reviews
Pip was a virgin, and when Seras bit him he became a Vampire. Seras is in 'Heat', according to Alucard. Alucard has become a huge pervert. Seras doesn't like it, and kills him for it. But this..THIS has gone to far. (Might make a story out of it if I get enough reviews. xD) Gore, Dark humor. C: Enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
What The! by Xanabell reviews
This is a typical "Fellowship fall into my lounge room" story. What will happen when four girls get thrown into Middle Earth. How much of an effect on the plot will they have. My first fanfiction, be nice. Please R&R. PS I drew the cover image!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Meriadoc B., Boromir, Legolas, Haldir - Complete
autobots play slender by slenderman20dollars reviews
title says all... what expression will the autobots have, when they play the infamous slender? who have a habit of making grown man crap themself? it's all in this fic. rated T for swearing and because i am paranoid
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
Let Me Get This Straight by Starsinger reviews
After fight breaks out during shoreleave, Jim finds himself in the unusual position of handing out punishments to Starfleet Admirals.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2013 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty, C. Pike - Complete
A Pen and Darcy Lewis by molescout reviews
Being involved with the Avengers can be exciting during the fighting but like the rest of life, there are always boring necessities. Fury's meetings are one of them. A Loki/Darcy Oneshot. Set in the post Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Helicarrier Job by smthwallflower reviews
Coulson confiscates Parker's Bunny. Obviously the team needs to help her get Bunny back
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
Allies by thecloseryoulook reviews
Magic and international heists? Naturally, SHIELD would take notice. A Now You See Me and Avengers crossover told in three parts. Rated T for language because I do what I want. Set post-film and featuring Fury, Coulson, Tony, Steve, Clint and Natasha of the Avengers; Daniel, Jack, Merritt, and Henley of the Horsemen.
Crossover - Avengers & Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Occlumency Corner by GuidingHand reviews
Harry fails to clear his mind before bed each night. Snape assigns him two hours of corner time as detention. Harry has fun coming up with creative ways to clear his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome to Level Seven Miss Lewis by boaterV reviews
There are days when it seems like you can't catch a break. Days when nothing seems to work out. But everyonce in a while the stars align and everything comes up aces. or Darcy Lewis gets a security upgrade.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson - Complete
Raised By GLaDOS by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
Oh Hel No by InterestingName reviews
Darcy is actually Hel, queen of Helhiem. She was doing fine until her conscience surpassed her self-preservation instincts. Why does she feel the need to protect her friends? She was doing so well in her life before. She had even bought a microwave.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Darcy L.
Mahou no Shinobi by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
There are two ninjas in Konoha who share a strange but mysterious chakra-like bloodline. It was dubbed Mahōjutsu, and the duo as they grew up earned the nickname Mahō no Shinobi due to their feared reputation. Then out of the blue the Order of the Phoenix literally pops into Konoha...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minato N., Anko M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Strays by YankeeGirl28 reviews
"What's in your quiver, Barton? And don't get cute." Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Trouble with Symmetry by PhoenixedDragon reviews
How many piercings does Gajeel have on that little sexy body of his? A perfectly valid question Mirajane poses. Levy knows the answer—it's thirty-three. But she also says he's a "fan" of symmetry, and thirty-three is not an even number, which could only lead any rational perverted mind (and all of Fairy Tail) to one conclusion. Gajeel must have pierced his... (full summary inside)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
In Which JARVIS Is Mistaken For by EnglandBabe1997 reviews
Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Plate 23 and a Whipped Cream Smile on Top by ilovetoread38 reviews
Steve and Thor go to IHOP and prove that Thor is a tank. Even though it's All You Can Eat Pancake Day, a long day when anything can happen, Thor still manages to surprise the staff. Steve&Thor friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
I Can Kill You With My Powerpoint by Ninjababe reviews
Darcy gives a short lecture to new agents on why they should leave scientists alone. Major Spoilers for Iron Man III. This is part of my 'Darcy Lewis, Vampire Slayer (Semi-Retired)'. The order of the series is in my bio.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Avenger Escape Plan by Dreamerdragon reviews
A plan for when Hulk chases you down. Tony walked in oblivious to anything going on. He crumpled the bag up and tossed it away. Bruce suddenly went stiff and started panting before hulking out. "RUN!" Hawkeye shouted. UPDATED
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Group Therapy by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Group therapy in Arkham Asylum was never a dull event-but when an incarcerated Dr. Crane presides over a session, the results are predictably catastrophic. Inspired by a prompt from Tumblr.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Enough Is Enough by loverofeevee reviews
This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,408 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Taught Sherry To Drive! by ThatIsNotAFetish reviews
Summary: Much to Chris and Piers' horror, Leon has regrets. Pairing: Implied Chris x Piers [Awkward fluffyness]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Chris R., Leon S. K., Sherry B., Piers N. - Complete
How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers by Taylor Hayes reviews
The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Shopping, interrupted by Chiron's Arrow reviews
One hot summer's day, Loki finds his shopping interrupted. String bags, aviator shades, ice cream trucks, and sports cars make for an interesting morning for everyone's favorite mad Norse god.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Loki - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Thieves, Spies, and Accidental Allies by ellabellbee reviews
In order for the Leverage Team to get justice for a client, they must infiltrate Stark Tower. Things end up more complicated than they originally planned. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Nathan F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pirate Lord of the South China Sea by Lady Fireflower reviews
James asked her to go. She wouldn't...not without him. AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs Jonathon Livingston Seagull by Red Witch reviews
While Cobra Commander wages a war on seagulls, the other Cobras play a game to pass the time.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
Sausages - A Breakfast Story by Aryndiel reviews
Lucy needs some cheering up, and Natsu is just the man for the job. But the advice he's getting seems a bit strange. Will breakfast really help? More importantly, is Gray's face going to freeze that way? Why did Bixlow just spit his beer? What's wrong with Romeo? And will Gajeel ever find the answer to the question everyone's wondering about?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Hari Rabbit: A Potter's Tail by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Harry Rabbit challenge. Angharad Potter is taken from the Dursleys at the age of four, and blood-adopted by the Rabbits from Toontown. Receiving her Hogwarts letter brings to a place to learn a different kind of magic than the kind you find in cartoons. Will the Weasley twins meet their match at pranking? Will Draco run to Daddy? Will there be a KABOOM?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A New Beginning by Ciel Leon reviews
Adpt.from Emerald Falcon.After a strange encounter with the God Ra, Marik and Malik find themselves with a new Hikari. It also seems like life has started to become even more complex... MarikxMalikxHarry Yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Yami Marik
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 461 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Meeting Lily's Son by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. How Harry Potter's pre-Hogwarts experience in July of 1991 might have gone in an alternate universe where Professor Horace Slughorn wanted to personally deliver the Hogwarts letter of Lily's son. Slytherin!Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Horace S. - Complete
Insomnia by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After the accident I was told to watch for side affects. Now instead of my insomnia I am brought to another world when I sleep! This world is a great place but is filled with dangerous ninja that all seem to want to get me! While here I make friends, fall in love, and find a place I belong. When the time comes to choose here or Earth, where will I stay?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 94,087 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Master of Death Wears Hawiian Shirts by The Architect Project reviews
In which demons discover why you shouldn't summon the Master of Death while he's on vacation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
A New Year and Nothing's New by b-mystique reviews
"I wonder what the ball is made of? It's so shiny! Ohh, I know!We should steal it!" He was really starting to think that no one understood what he meant by spending the holidays apart.Theteam brings in the New Year together.*Part 2 2012*Parker&the ball. *Part 3 2013* The Ball revisited.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Nathan F., Parker - Complete
Darcy's Dates by smaragdbird reviews
Apparently if your friends are superheroes your dating life dies quickly because the word over-protective was invented for them (Darcy/various)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 661 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Waking Theories by SunsetSky412 reviews
The next line spurred a reaction in the team similar to if an Unsub had just stormed into the bullpen waving two guns - "Derek, I'm out of the shower - why are you still in there?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The 12 Days of Loki by her-little-musings reviews
Loki radically misinterprets the song 'The 12 Days of Christmas' and attempts to woo Darcy.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Order from Mischief by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Another Time, Another Place by Jimli reviews
Who wouldn't run from a homicidal whacko cosplaying fanboy wielding a sword with murderous intent, no matter how attractive he is? When he catches her, he acts like he knows her quite intimately, but he's not truly where he belongs. She helps him home, but the encounter adds layers of complications when she later finds herself in a similar situation. OC/AU. Lemon, violence, no yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
The Great Foam War by AquaWolfGirl reviews
Whoever gave the elves access to Mentos and Coke is done for. Bunnymund learns to have a bit of fun, courtesy of the Guardian of Fun himself. /ONESHOT/
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Red Suits of SHIELD by Rogue nerd9 reviews
There is a high mortality rate for junior agents despite Coulson's attempts to keep them alive by passing on his acquired knowledge in the form of a pamphlet. A pamphlet no one reads. Tony decides to put matters into his own hands and enlists the help of the other Avengers whether they want to or not. Just some funny fluff. Rate T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Developments by TheWyldeWynd reviews
(AU) Since Loki of Asgard joined the Avengers, Nick Fury has found new depths in his ability to deal with the unexpected. Of course, Loki being Loki, the alien prince can still manage to throw Fury's world into absolute chaos. [slash, mpreg] {fill for prompt}
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Hell hath no Fury which is a pretty good thing for Hell by Tari Roo reviews
Inter-agency co-operation is almost unheard of. Assets are protected at all costs. Nick Fury firmly believes this. When Abby Sciuto is reported to be at the Stark Tower... he assumes the worst.
Crossover - NCIS & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Abby S. - Complete
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,524 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P.
Like a Rose on The Grave of Love by Hellysion reviews
Vampire Hunter "D." and Demon Hunter Dante Sparda were centuries apart, until a dark force decided otherwise. Chaos and angst will ensue! YAOI. DxD
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,504 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Dante
The Holmes Brothers Fighting Experience by lazybum89 reviews
How did John and Lestrade know not to interfere between Sherlock and Mycroft having a little row between each other? Experience, painful experience… A one-shot that goes along with my other story 'It All Started in a Bank' but can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Celestial's Love for Shadows by oxCuteKataraox reviews
After a month later, Lucy was in her home feeling lonely. She missed the cute little exceed as well as a certain Shadow Dragonslayer. Rogue suddenly appeared in her room asking if she had seen Frosch. When Frosch finally showed up, he never would've expected he see something like this. (Note: read the prequel, Cute Exceed first before reading this!)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C., Frosch - Complete
Oh, the many rules of the Avengers Tower by Agent.Badass reviews
Just some of the rules of the Avengers Tower. Forbidden this and banned that. No this and Don't that. Of course why all the rules are here are explained. Read and tell me whatcha think! : I only own the narrator.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
April Fool's, Fury by Amalthea-Shine reviews
The women plan an April Fool's prank, and Fury is their victim. Promises of laughs.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Nick F. - Complete
When Therapy works TOO well by Scorpina reviews
It was the last straw, after Hell in a Cell Kane was sent back to Dr. Shelby. Problem was, when he returned the monster was gone. He was all smiles and full of hugs for the locker room. The flags are up and the superstars are worried. They have to get the old Kane back, at any cost! But how?
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Kane, John Cena - Complete
Megatron's Nightmare by SJSGirl reviews
Dani is bored and decides to send Megatron a token of her affections.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Megatron, Jazz - Complete
Lady Potter by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Something stirred in the graveyard of Godric's Hollow in early November, 1981... Alternate universe. Standalone piece posted for Hallowe'en.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Parker's Weird Obsession by WriterHorse32 reviews
Parker is weird, we all know that, but when she gets two new obsessions and sick the team will find out. And what will they say? Oh and Eliot is so totally Batman! Please read and review.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Parker - Complete
The Fangirl: Weaponized by FeatherWriter reviews
Loki's managed to get away from the Avengers, but he needs to make plans quick. When he stumbles upon an all-girl's school with a serious case of Loki fever, might he have found the army he needs?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,848 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
How to pick up a Princess by Misty Mina reviews
The male guild members play a game with Lucy as the unsuspecting target. The best pick-up line wins. ...What is this? Dear Gentlemen, the Princess has left the building! But not alone. Who picked up the princess? For those who know and can guess already: Runestar shipping! XD
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Freed J., Lucy H. - Complete
To Serve and Protect by AndromedaAI reviews
When Annabelle Lennox is kidnapped, the Lennox family is at a loss of what to do. The Autobots chased her kidnapper, but lost him. Barricade was on the kidnapper's tail the whole time, not knowing that the daughter of one of his enemies was the one who was being kidnapped. When he saves her, he can't find it within himself to kill her. What will happen to him if he doesn't?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Annabelle L., Barricade - Complete
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
You're It by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
In her desperation to not be "it" in the game of tag Natsu has dragged her into, Lucy makes a decesion that will make her day a little more interesting. "Laxus! Laxus is it!" Least to say, the lightning mage didn't want to partake in the game either. She would pay for ever getting him involved...but things don't exactly go as planned...or NOT planned. LaLu fluff-ish thing. Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
The Answering Machine by Laliel reviews
Director Fury tries to contact the Avengers to save New York City from a giant lizard hell-bent on destruction but gets the answering machine instead. MOVIE-VERSE, The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Nick F. - Complete
The Five Times the JLA Found the Avengers by ArrowandShield reviews
... and the One Time the Avengers Found the JLA OR How the Avengers Made the JLA Look Bad Just By Being Their Normal Awesome Selves. Involves JLA Douchebaggery. Crossover in the Avenger Verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
The Foreign Role Holder by Yoruko Rhapsodos reviews
There are many ways Selene Potter can end up in Wonderland, and even more ways her growing up around the Role Holders can change things. This is a series of totally unrelated oneshots depicting a few of them. fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harry P.
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Elves don't die by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
Darcy was over S.H.I.E.L.D. and their secrets. She had nearly forgotten about Jane and Agent Coulson, and Thor. She was over it, and she wasn't bored at all. Really. But of course, aliens had to invade New York. And somehow, Agent Coulson, the Agent's Agent needed her. Who was she to refuse to serve her country? DarcyxClint
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,702 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Fairy Tail Costume Party: Superheroes by Rhov reviews
Fairy Tail has a costume party and the theme is SUPERHEROES. Natsu as the Human Torch! Lucy as Wonder Woman! Loke as...well...Loki. Okay, so he's a villain and not a hero, but he's deviously sexy. See how many comic superheroes you recognize in this wild cosplay party. Written for a contest...and did quite well, thank you!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H., Loke/Leo, Gildarts C. - Complete
I'm Gettin' Out of Dodge by Tarafina reviews
The cow town she's supposed to start over in as Jane Average after the rainbow bridge debacle blows over gets its own craptastic makeover when a mutant v. mutant fight breaks out, and what does Darcy do? Makes a date with a mutton-chopped savior, of course. :Darcy/Logan:
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Wolverine, Darcy L. - Complete
Favourite Style by YamiKoi reviews
Nero, Lady and Trish are arguing over which fighting style Dante prefers so they decide to ask him. Unfortunately there seems to be some miscommunication problems. Comedy. Sexual suggestions. Implied Dante x Nero
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Dante, Nero - Complete
If You Give a Hulk a Lab Assistant by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Jail by 1arigato reviews
Phil does time in jail due to a bilgesnipe attack in a city. Hilarity ensues. AU, since Phil is alive after the Avengers assemble. Told from a jail guard POV. K plus to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Girl Who Died by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Captain Zaraki of Squad Eleven isn't as heartless as one would think, especially when it comes to small children. So when he comes across a child drawing in her own blood, he takes her in. Chaos ensues as they learn that Hana is really the girl-who-lived...now dead! Will Hogwarts stand or is Dumbledore in for more than he bargained for? Fatherly Zaraki!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., K. Zaraki
Unlikely by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Due to a misunderstanding, Anna Potter a.k.a. Bella Evans leave England and travels to Japan. There, she is going to meet very interesting people and her soulmate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
August 5, 2012 - Card Reading Day by mmooch reviews
**Part of the 2012 LiveJournal's Twisted Shorts August Fic-A-Day** series, also known as the 'Wacky Holiday Series'. It's a very special episode for the Cryptkeeper; you could say it's to die for!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Tales from the Crypt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Buffy S. - Complete
The Very Awkward Ringtone by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a very silly Norsekink prompt. Thanks to Darcy-Hela's fondness for her cell phone, all nine realms actually have internet and phone access. Unfortunately, Loki's children have a habit of calling him at all the worst - most extremely awkward - moments possible.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
Mind Your Language! by Quillpens reviews
A few days after the Battle, Loki is stuck with the Avengers and is treating everyone like crap, including Jarvis. When Jarvis can't take the abuse any longer, he goes off. What does an AI have to say to a God to get him to behave? T for safety.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Energizer Loki by fan girl 666 reviews
Tony wants to run some tests on Loki and his magic before he is taken back to Asgard so he brings a peace offering hoping to tempt the God of Mischief into saying yes. Unfortunatly he also decides its a smart idea to give the trickster coffee with it. Friendship Fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Unofficial SHIELD Recruit Handbook by SPT reviews
The title pretty much says it all; just a little bit of fun.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
You Weren't Looking by Tarafina reviews
Maybe it's too many Disney movies growing up, but she feels like any giant, angry monster probably just has a thorn in its paw that needs removing. Darcy's not sure where on Green Bean's giant, muscular body that thorn is, but she's very willing to search for it when he's still his average-sized, pink self.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Finding Home by Seito reviews
Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Happy to the Rescue by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Tony's been kidnapped. Happy doesn't like that. Featuring BAMF!Happy. Action and some Humor
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2012 - H. Hogan/Happy, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Things Not To Do In Arkham City by GhostAuthor reviews
These are the rules Strange should have given the new inmates of Arkham City.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
A Study in Mischief by BookkeeperThe reviews
Living with Sherlock Holmes, John has grown somewhat accustomed to sudden, unexpected insanity. This, however, is a bit much, even for him.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - John W., Loki - Complete
An Agreement Between Gentlemen by ElvenAngelMayCry reviews
Not all demons are monstrous brutes bent on destruction. Some are gentlemen. And gentlemen solve their differences the civilized way...even if it pisses off the 'prize' in question. OCs, fanfic-verse, bit of foul language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Dante - Complete
Little Terror by BlackBee reviews
Don't cross Naruto or he'll get you back. And he makes sure the punishment will always fit the crime. Beware as Naruto unleashes his dark side. No pairings. Oneshot collection. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Darcy Lewis Saves The World by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
Of course, aliens have to invade New York while she's on the coffee run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Almost Paradise by cywsaphyre reviews
Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Shutting Up The God Of Lies by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Yugioh Pocahontas by Wordsorcereress reviews
Title says all, Not a parody or chatacter crossover. Free spirited Yugi wishes for the answer to a dream, Prince Atem wishes for adventure, what happens when two worlds collide? Better than the summary sounds, I promise, try it out! BR YA MM SJ IMa
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,795 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Atem, Isis/Aishisu, Mahado, Yūgi M. - Complete
Question Existing by Blinded-Kit reviews
A story about the questions Darcy Lewis would ask Bruce
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rule 15 Why red alert should never watch the Ring by Prime's sparkling reviews
A bit of humour based on my other story survival to nest base
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Poor Gullible Soul by Copyright-Prime reviews
What would happen if Will went 'missing' and Ironhide couldn't find him. And why are all the humans smiling when they should be worried? And how come Epps suddenly has a guinea pig? So many questions that are all answered here. Child friendly for once!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Twilight by soulXmaka4evalove reviews
Lilith Potter's been betrayed, so with Neville and a surprise lady, she's hitting Japan. She was unaware that going to school with a certain Shinigami woudl eventually get her dragged in, not that she minds. Fem!Harry/Ichigo
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Was Abused but is now Loved by Immortal Wolf Lover reviews
An abused Alice finds her way to 'Wonderland' Starts at Mirana the White Queens palace AU Abused Alice MALICE M for future scenes and language. Pissed off Mirana. Going AboveLand to 'meet' Alices family.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
Toy Department by Twinings reviews
A shopping trip goes wrong.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Pamela I., Harley Q. - Complete
How to Win a War by Arcadia Jones reviews
A prompt from the ME kinkmeme. Based off of Joker's comment on "teaching the Reapers how to love." Rated for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Fearsome Dragons by Mariya567 reviews
Well, it s finally happened. Lisanna and Natsu are together. Lucy is devastated, then, she finds solace in the last place she expected. Who knew Gajeel had it in him? LucyxGajeel Crack pairing..i think. R&R PLEASE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Path of the Redeemer by Hero To No One reviews
Demon's have kidnapped Lady, in an attempt to lure Dante into a trap. The demon's decide to have their way with her before sending Dante a video tape to his shop, but little did they know that they lured the other Son of Sparda instead. slight au&ooc.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
UnConventional Survival Horror by Phoenix-KaZ reviews
What happens when a viral outbreak occurs in the middle of a convention? Three survivors team up with the Resident Evil cast and hope to make it out alive. Rated 'T' for language and zombie gore. Includes guest characters.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Chris R., Jill V., Leon S. K., OC - Complete
Bare Necessities by Chiron's Arrow reviews
Any day can be a bad day, but you can get through it if you just remember what you really need. This is just one of Darcy's truths. Shuffle30 challenge. Prompt: "Bare Necessities" from The Jungle Book.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Muggle Methods of Mass Destruction by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Harry and Hermione debate muggle methods of mass destruction over breakfast. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Golden Cat Job by TheWyldeWynd reviews
There are certain rules in the underworld of Gotham. Things that deal with plants belong to Ivy. Things that come in twos belong to Two-Face. Things that are related to cats belong to Catwoman. So why is some blonde stealing the cat statue Selina's after?
Crossover - Batman & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Parker - Complete
Hiding Out by JackPotr reviews
The years after Voldemort had not been kind to Harry as he feels he has to leave those behind that just want to use him for his fame. Harry/Morag
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Parker's Pet by Leveragelover reviews
...and some people in the team just can't handle it.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Parker - Complete
Love Ring by Misty Mina reviews
Speech is silver, but silence is golden. It's something Natsu really needs to learn. Because after reading a certain request, the whole Guild goes crazy, ...with love! 'Change Ring' was not enough, here comes 'Love Ring! GrayLu, GaLe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H., Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Caffeine by Nadina V Conner reviews
We're at the Decepticons base and yet, some idiot decided to give us some coffee. Big mistake. Seriously. Now, were did Diana go? O, dear prime, someone have mercy on them. Watch out! T for some cussing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ottawa by Kye-kye cat reviews
Not even the intern was normal. Rated T for some grammar.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Canada, Darcy L. - Complete
A Touch of Insanity by 9foxgrl reviews
While listening to Draco and Hermione argue Harry comments on their repressed sexual desires and his plans to rule the world with a hamster army.Basically Harry on crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Graboids vs Cybertronians by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After Mission City Barricade is found by Earl Gummer, and taken back to Perfection. Miles' Uncle, Val, lives there, and Miles visits. And then something deep within the earth stirs... Crossover crack oneshot between Transformers and Tremors!
Crossover - Tremors & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Barricade - Complete
Questions by Nadina V Conner reviews
ok, all i ask was a simple question, and somehow it was turned into a cooking show. don't ask, i'm still trying to figure that out. hmm, i wonder if the Autobots are going to be alright? better summary inside. one-shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Megatron's Furry Christmas by The Midnight Melody reviews
Even evil mechs need a 'nice' Christmas present, right? Even if that present is... furry? And evil? Megatron finds out just how evil furry things can be. Co-written with WarriorKat21.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Lion Paws by lonely king reviews
Lucy never thought she would call Loke useless someday. But in the form he was in right now, she really couldn't come up with a different adjective. Kitty!Loke/Lucy oneshot. Fluff.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Vergil's reactions by Blackwingcrow reviews
If Vergil was helping Dante in DMC 1 and was not a servant of Mundus, how would he have reacted to Dante being impaled by Alastor?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Vergil, Dante - Complete
Summer changes by broomstick flyer reviews
Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rewritten Life by Kayzi reviews
Harry fell and died. Or so he thought. 3rd and hopefully last rewriting of 'Just My Luck'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P.
No signal by SkysFireLady15 reviews
Don't you just hate that moment when your trying to destroy the city and there's no cell signal?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Joker
Assassination Request by Pagen Godess reviews
"You're not going to ask me to assassinate Galloway too are you?"
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Wrong Number by Miki Boy reviews
Apparently a text with just two words is enough to horrify man... Nothing's more scarier than the words 'I'm pregnant' flashing on your phone screen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Totally Worth It by Mya Uzo reviews
For Harry it was easy to survive after being dropped in Feudal Japan. The only thing he is worried about is getting his arm cut off. Then again if it's for a good cause...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Sesshomaru - Complete
Lord of Nightmares by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry Potter meets a certain Dream Lord and gains a new weapon for his arsenal of tricks. Is there such a thing as a fourshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Freddy K. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Here we go again by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Before Tranquility, Miles and Sam lived together in a small town in Colorado, South Park. Sam never told him about the alien robots because he didn't want to lose the bet they made. Crack!Transformers/South Park. Miles/Kenny
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Miles L., Sam W. - Complete
Finally home by dnEehT reviews
Russia finds a certain someone uncosious in the snow
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Russia - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 626 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
It's True by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
There's ghosts in doorways that flick people. Will Lennox isn't amused with the situation but for some reason Optimus Prime finds it funny. Later Will gets his revenge and it turns out different than even he expected...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - W. Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
Lily fixes a mistake by severusphoenix reviews
JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 183,204 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Death's Visage by Black-Raven3 reviews
After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Alucard
Disco Barbie by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Buffy's not sure if Giles is serious or not, but she decides to check if he's been sipping the crazy juice, just to be sure. Sparkly vampires...just who is he trying to kid?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 181 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
sticky situation by xporcelain reviews
"That's it! This is the last straw!" Lucy plans on getting rid of Gray's stripping habit, once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Target Practice by ABSilverstreak reviews
AfaF-verse. Done for a reviewer who had a hilarious idea and I couldn't pass it up. Starscream's back, Mikaela and Sam are visited by Trent. Moral of the story: Don't mess with a jet's girlfriend. Rated T for mild language use. Mikaela/Starscream
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
STINKY! by Crayola Emoticon reviews
Barricade attempts to take a girl hostage, but isn't prepared for her "arsenal."
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Barricade - Complete
An Exercise in Concentration by Steelfeathers reviews
...or how to drive the Autobots insane in 100 words or less. A series of small drabbles. Pure crack. First: Red Alert. Second: Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Whisper to a Scream by RazielCullen3 reviews
Nero has been assigned to guard the Boy-Who-Lived. How will the yound Devil react when he finds out that the savior has been abused? Harry decides to take control of his life and be political...SLASH N/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Nero
When You Wish Upon A Star by blue artemis reviews
Hermione finds out the hard way that you must be careful when you wish upon a star. Ron Bashing. DARK HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
The Chronicle by fringeperson reviews
Do NOT own. Harry likes to take pictures and collect stories in his book. Stories from all the people that he meets when he's travelling. X-Over of epic proportions. contains yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,492 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Summer Fall by ParaNoiablooD reviews
Why was he in the woods? He had just been in the shower. Green eyes glanced around the clearing warily before they stopped on a wide eyed male in front of him. Oh right. Summoning."Hey there, the name's Harry Potter, Master of Death, how can I help you?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
Training Balls by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
We all thought it was Kakashi and Jiraiya with the sick minds...right?...wrong. Sasuke Uchiha realises how sick his mind really is in this new training exercise...He just can't seem to handle his inner pervert. REVIEW PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Denial, Denial by Sechskies reviews
Gray/Lucy. Because Gray keeps on staring at Lucy, and Natsu, Happy, and even Erza just won't let it go.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Sabrina meets the Ouran host club by HaruhiUsangie0808 reviews
Its my first story so please be kind in the reviews. well long story short, Sabrina is in a wealthy family. her grandfather enrolled her in Ouran.she then meets the host club but is especially attrakted to Kyoya.But her family disaproves.Why?
Crossover - Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sabrina S., Kyōya O.
Intimidation by autumn sparrow reviews
Take a possessive femme's threats very seriously. One-shot Complete. Ironhide/Chromia
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Chromia, Ironhide - Complete
Tales From Hogwarts by JFox101 reviews
Hogwarts now has weekly plays, with one student director for the entire year. Its Harry's turn this yeas. So he's been making Tales From the Crypt stories come to life much to the delight of the muggleborns. With ORIGINAL Hopefully Stories!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales from the Crypt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P.
Orochimaru Vs Voldemort by Koibitotedare reviews
What would happen if Orochimaru fought Voldemort in Konoha? And why is the Hokage just watching? no parings and some ooc. No paring; this is only made for humor purposes. Some Language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
On a Cold and Frosty Morning by caffinebunny reviews
Blackberries are probably the only fruit Parker would collect.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Nathan F., Parker - Complete
Empty Jaded Emerald Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Re-Written. Harry is accused of killing the Dursley's, he is proven innocent and soon after gets adopted by Severus also Sev finds sons in the most unexpected people Fred and George Weasley. Together they train to banish the upcoming darkness away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 86,632 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Missing by Ilovemiax reviews
Tamaki Suoh has been kidnapped as revenge. The BAU is called in to help rescue him. Will they find him before it's too late? Some mention of NCIS.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Tamaki S. - Complete
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/6/2011
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Intercepted Communications by Taylor Hayes reviews
Kirk to Bones, and Bones to Kirk communications, and how the rest of the crew of the Enterprise reacts, written by myself and Kate Wicker. May continue later. We'll see.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Diamond Job by Alex Ryzlin Gold reviews
It looked like the statue was made of solid diamond. Now that interested Parker a lot more than a pile of computers.
Crossover - X-Men & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Emma F./White Queen, Parker - Complete
Justice and Vengeance by VFSNAKE reviews
A much different take on how Naruto reacts to learning his Father is the Yondaime after Pein's attack failed. Dark, angry, and volent Naruto. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever Hunted by Rise-And-Rise-Again reviews
Sequel to Hunted. 3 years after bounty hunter Kyuubi and Naruto meet and fall in love. Sorry Summery Sucks. Don't wanna reveal to much to ya guys ; R&R! FemKyuubiXNaruto FemKyuubiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The JLA big bang problem by Aggie Deneys reviews
The Justice League of America sends Dr. Ray Palmer/Atom to retrieve potentially dangerous information that fell into the hands of Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Is the JLA ready to take on Sheldon?
Crossover - Justice League & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Advent '10 by demon sloth reviews
Advent Calendar. Every day a new chapter. Harry finds himself travelling the world with Fred and George. Bored, they decide the Were's need to lighten up. Too bad that mostly involves property damage. Harry/Savitar slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,179 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Savitar - Complete
Haylie Doesn't Do Normal by Mrs.Potter-Black-Riddle-Malfoy reviews
Major AU: GOF! Fem!Harry/Fred/George. What if the Twins believed Haylie didn't put her name in the goblet. The whole world changes, that's what! Mermaids, Goblins, and Veela oh my! Good!Draco Bad!Fleur Bad Cedric Good!Cissa Non-Canon Couples!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
The List by KillforKlondike reviews
There have been many stories of rules that the Autobots have been banned from doing. Here's one more for the bandwagon.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Why you cannot give Naruto Coffee by 9foxgrl reviews
This is the incident that banned anyone from giving Naruto coffee. He was hyper already, now what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 455 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pissing Off Acheron by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Talon and his new iPhone are up to no good. Or as Cassie says: Texting gone wrong for Talon!
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Dodgeball by Ark Ange1 reviews
Well, if you can dodge a wrench... Ratchet finds his favorite Earth game and movie all in one day. Poor twins.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ratchet, Mudflap - Complete
The Men We Chose by Taylor Hayes reviews
Mulit-verse crossover - Supernatural, Doctor Who and Star Trek: Wherein an angel, a vulcan and a time lord discuss their significant others. Slashy!
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Exploring on ideas by IReadNoNonsense reviews
Sometimes, Harry wished his life was normal. Waking up in another world as some weird metal thing after trying to follow his Godfather through the veil was not something that can be called 'normal'. Just another writer exploring some ideas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lasha, Precious Stone by ArwendeImladris reviews
First time K/S. Ambassador Selek gives Captain Kirk a kitten. Captain Kirk falls in love. Commander Spock is *not impressed*.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Don't Forget To Feed Them by DementedViper reviews
Slash. Mentions M-Preg. Insanity of course. 'Charles wondered in what world it was obvious that two men, last seen unconscious would be in a cupboard.' How much of a headache can Harry, Gambit, Logan and Remus cause? LoganGambit, LoganHarryGambit JLHPRB
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Wolverine - Complete
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
The Elemental Fox by yamiyugi23 reviews
Harry's animagus form is a large, black fur, nine-tailed fox. He somehow transported and is stuck in his animagus form. In the ninja world, black nine-tailed foxes are extremely rare, and are also treasured for their elemental abilities. COMPLETED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fourth School by Dalwyn reviews
"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Priceless by missmocha77 reviews
Hidan gets taken down a few notches by a local priestess. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Changing History: Consequences by fogisbeautiful reviews
Part Two of my Melomir drama/romance, that takes us through The Two Towers. Please read Changing History: Choices first to understand what's going on. Thank you for your support!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,422 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Boromir, OC] Legolas - Complete
BackUp Plan by LissaMarie reviews
Parker catches Eliot off-guard with an off-the-wall proposal.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Noctisis Rrhagia reviews
The Autobots and Decepticons get a shock when a major secert comes to the surface during a battle. Pure Crack. Just for laughs.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Fine Then! by DrRaven reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Mostly Twitching by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
To Hell & Back by tymbur reviews
Angel didn't go to Hell alone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,739 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Toast by Life-Is-Insanity reviews
Post ROTF- We've all been there. There's no use denying it. Whether you're the type of person who can watch countless horror movies and not be fazed or have witnessed the unspeakable, you still scream at the top of your lungs when your toast pops.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - R. Simmons - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hidan, I dare you to kill yourself by Yowl of Time reviews
The Akatsuki play Truth or Dare... well, people should have seen the likes of it plenty of times, you know the drill; chaos ensues, lots of fainting an puking and cursing and... blablabla. Rated T 'cause of Hidan, PeinxKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
So Who Actually Got Played? by Civil Enough reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has always wondered why he never got a girl to stay. Maybe because he fails to realize that he has all the possessive bastardly murderous bishonen fan boys kicking them away? Well, just maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Not a Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harriet Potter was forced to pretend to be a boy. over the seven years she finds a family in a team, falls in love, becomes a teenage mother and destroys Voldemort. while losing her first love, lying to her friends and sharing a dorm with boys. HPCD HPOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heir to the Empire: Lost in Time by Arxanti reviews
The Republic is strugling through the corruption of the Senate, the Trade Federation blockades Naboo and a Sith Lord is waking to a new galaxy, a Sith Lord that has been forgotten and lost.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,779 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 157 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
You're a What? by Farsight020 reviews
When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm and Rita Skeeter Don't Mix by jessica499499 reviews
Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Action Equals Reaction by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
There is a time and a place for everything. Even things like learning that your Air Commander is pregnant and his parents are wingnuts. The middle of battle is neither the time nor the place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Pink Toads and Lavender Goats by Farsight020 reviews
You're a What?" continues. The day after "You're a What?" concluded, Albus Dumbledore and Dolores Umbridge dare to walk into Hannah Cook's coffee shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Albus D., Dolores U.
The Alien Job by DammitJim reviews
After the events of Egypt, Galloway won't stand for the Autobots anymore. With NEST disbanded and the Autobots gone, Will and Sam go to the only people they think could help. Leverage/Transformers xover.
Crossover - Transformers & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Unscathed? by Shezzi reviews
She spent an emergency landing, on a road no less, in a cargo hold full of unsecured baggage. Does anyone really think she walked out unscathed? Mile High episode tag. Parker/Eliot H/C cuteness.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Twin Times the Fun by Ray of Starlight reviews
Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Wheeljack's Chipmunks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Spotting Annabelle thoroughly enjoying an animated video of three singing rodents called 'The Chipmunks', Wheeljack decides to try and build them for her. Unfortunately, someone else is about to walk in and throw everything to the pit. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
I Condemn You by Itsme66 reviews
Seven years ago, those he thought he knew condemned him. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Slightly angsty. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunters by Knives'Ghostwriter reviews
After Whistler's death Blade finds out the old man knew more than he would even tell Blade. Including the existence of another half-breed. Blade:TrinityVampireHunterD Rated for my and King's foul mouths, and some gore. Needs title help!
Crossover - Blade & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
It Runs In The Family by Lorency reviews
Flying, jumping off skyscrapes, the crazy. It's all in the genes. Leverage/A-Team Crossover.
Crossover - A-Team & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Murdock, Parker - Complete
To Punish and Enslave by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Barricade is a police car. He hates every single thing about being a police. Except...He likes the chasing though. Since he can do what he's born to do... A one-shot of brother Barricade :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Honeymoon Mission by The Mother Rose reviews
Sarutobi is at his wits end with team seven. Each one of the members are doing their level best to avoid their own duties and destinies and he's tired of it. Come see him solve his problems.Light-hearted for me. Female Naruto/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,223 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Culinary Delight by Firehart reviews
Heh. Fear my awesome Brain spawn! And would ya please review? WARNING mentions cannabalism
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dante's Army by LawlietsDarkAngel reviews
Nero comes home to find Dante... well he's not sure what Dante's doing. Note to self: never leave Dante home alone for a week with three cases of Mountain Dew in the fridge. very slight D/N
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, five year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation. NOT a pairing. Good clean fun with Optimus the bad guy? Believe it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Seeker Programming by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Megatron never really paid any attention to the special programming of seekers. He'll think twice from now on, I'm sure. Humor, a little violence, and scared Cassetticons. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Frenzy, Starscream - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Caffinated Thief Effect by Late For The Sky reviews
There was a snowball on my desk when I came in this morning. A /snowball/. In /July/.- Eliot finds out that certain crazy theives should never, under any circumstances, be allowed near caffiene. Total Crack!fic.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The best birthday ever by Celestial Beauty reviews
Ginny is determinded to kiss Harry, the twins are inventing, Ron and Hermione is starting to date, Charlie is coming out as gay and Harry... Harry is oblivious as usual HP/CW RW/HG Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
The Chainsaw Job by Annerb reviews
In case of zombies, please use the stairs. Apocafic. Eliot. Hardison/Parker.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
I'm Keeping Him by The Jaxter reviews
POST:ROTF- Mikaela decides to bring someone home.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Where's Wheelie? by Luki Dimension reviews
Post-ROTF - After the fight, Mikaela realises she left something behind.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Warrior Goddess by Ciscogirl reviews
Wheelie and Mikaela go over the exact reason why he calls her that; and she thought it was just an attempt to keep her from torching out his other eye. Well...it was but that wasn't the whole story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Captured and Seduced by Wings of the Valkyria reviews
Yugi is taken by the King of Pirates Yami, will he be able to survive and advoid Yami's seductive advances?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,516 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Poisoning by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Hidan knew Kakuzu's choice in restaurants would end in food poisoning one day. Contains swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Distract Wesker by chibichibi k reviews
Chris finds a way to distract Wesker so that he can land a hit. Crackfic.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
He POOFS! by chibichibi k reviews
He poofs! I can't really say any more. Crackfic.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fool Proof Way to Kill Wesker by chibichibi k reviews
Within seconds Wesker’s body turned to dust, just like all of the other bodies of the infected that Chris had killed. Crackfic.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/5/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Another One bites the dust by poetsheart reviews
Integra can't believe it! Here comes Alucard, carrying yet another transformed girl! But she soon realizes that maybe his new fledgling’s attitude and stubborn demander is just what the doctor ordered. AxOC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Delta Angel by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream is forced to take shelter in a barn, he does not factor in being discovered by two young human children, one of whom happens to be Annabelle Lennox.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Starscream, Annabelle L. - Complete
Ada's Report by Hina-86 reviews
Ada's only leaked report about Chris Redfield in RE5. short, some hints for yaoishness
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ada W. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Demon Bonds by GrownRose reviews
A Kaka/fem. Naruto story where both have a demon bond and the least happy with the whole thing is Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
The Last Kami Damn It Straw by Araceil reviews
Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Acknowledged and Accepted by The Mother Rose reviews
Naruto is not what anyone believes he is. This is not a super Naruto fic or even really a bloodline fic though I did provide one. This is a female naruto Kakashi pairing so if you don't like please don't read.Flames over story type make me angry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,596 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
Drop the Chocolate by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Ratchets got to learn... messing with some things leads to no good. Short ficlett and now a twoshot but maybe more depending on the bunny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ratchet, Maggie M. - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Hockey? by varsitylove16 reviews
What scares people more than the Decepticons? A really angry Ratchet. First attempt at a FanFic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Angry Angry Wesker by yamiishot reviews
Oh Steve, you idiot, look what you've done now!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Steve B., J. Krauser - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Wrong Number by Siamesa reviews
In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Valentines Day in Kindegarten by SasuNaruAllDay reviews
Sasuke, a cute shy little 5 year old boy in Konoha Kindergarten, is going to tell his crush Naruto that he really really likes him. And what better day to say it on then Valentine's Day. NaruSasu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Training on the Job by Laume reviews
Harry PotterATeam crossover. Harry and co, frustrated with the lack of training from the adults, take matters into their own hands. With the help of an old Dark Arts book and a Time Turner, they try to get to the Founder's age, but take a wrong turn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Love Potion by Piemage reviews
Sakura is up to no good and makes a love potion for Sasuke. What happens when Naruto accidentally drinks it, and falls in love with Sasuke? Please R&R! Oneshot, or maybe a two-shot. Sasunaru, shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Madness by Kd Zeal reviews
A runaway girl is taken by Soundwave. The result is not quite what you'd expect. Semi-AU/mirrorverse, no romance. Epilogue, the end.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
High Voltage by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Spaz Juice by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
For The Race by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Traitor by Ace of Dreams reviews
Blackout survives the battle for the Allspark, but as far as he knows, he's the only one. The Autobots catch up with him and he's forced to make a decision.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Good intentions by Iris magic reviews
Mikaela's intentions were good when she suggested group therapy for the Autobots. Then again, others might find this idea amusing too. Warnings: OOC, hilarity, bad language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2008
This is Sparda by The Legendary Warrior-Link reviews
I got this story from a funny picture I saw of Mundus and Sparda arguing over a Pit of Death that Mundus ultimately gets kicked down after it ends. I hope you enjoy it.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Let Me Out by Kichou reviews
The girls of Konoha are sick and tired of Naruto and Sasuke obliviousness of each other's romantic feelings regarding one another and take it upon themselves to solve this little...dilemma. One Shot. Some OOC. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn those Blasted Wards! by Leaping Lion reviews
What are the Wards around Harry's house at 4 Privet Drive, Surrey sopost to do anyway? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Aiming For The Groin by Blazing Fool reviews
In which our intrepid Mercenaries discuss, among other things, life, love, and the guesstimated size of Krauser's... uh, arm.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/28/2007
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Logic No one Could Argue Against by Solitia reviews
Reno pulls a prank, but it ends up being turned back around on him
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Curse of the Furby by Wacky Walnut reviews
Bumblebee buys a Furby, need I say much more? Humour attempt. Now with final chapter. Hehe bless their little cottons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Drunken Soldier by Arashi32900 reviews
2007 movieverse This is why you do not let Decepticon Warlords near alcohol. They tend to do bad things while drunk. Such as molesting their archnemesis. MegatronxOptimus. Oneshot. Read and review, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Only Time by Eirenei reviews
A spinoff from All For One And One For All, by DarkCrimsonFlame3....the war in Wizarding World is finished, celebrations all around, but our favourite scarhead wants his own future..... X over HPFFVII, Oneshot Slash, beware!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Mess With Sarah Lennox by Umi Mikazuki reviews
Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Do Not Upset the Squishy by Arashi32900 reviews
The Decepticons learn the valuable lesson of not messing with the young squishy named Uzumaki Naruto. Read and review, please! Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
InCARcerated by theshadowcat reviews
What would happen if someone carjacked Bumblebee? Rated for lots of profanity. Please read and review. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Bumblebee - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Safe from the storm by Nordic Angel reviews
Ever wondered what happened after the Host Club walked in on Tamaki having blindfolded Haruhi, as he found out that she was afraid of thunderstorms? Well, this offers one “possible” solution…
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
What This Year Brings by Mana Midnight reviews
Sasuke lost a bet with Sakura. SasNar
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Red Eye Blue by zsuzsi reviews
SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brotherly Fight by demonoftheblackflames reviews
Another short one shot. What are the Sparda brothers fighting over? Read and find out! A garaunteed laugh!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Mirror by Uchiki na Kage reviews
Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Looks Can’t Kill, But Pranksters Can Prank! by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot side story to GNF, chapter 17. What did Harry do to the secretary for glaring at Naruto that made even the Hokage’s ANBU guards have to stifle their laughter? Read to find out. Can be read alone. Has bits and pieces from GNF, Chapter 17.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What were you thinking? by kateydidnt reviews
Lex Luthor is holding the Daily Planet hostage and threatens to kill if Superman shows. So Clark Kent to the rescue? Actually this is just a one shot of me griping at Lex's stupidity.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Oops by firewolfsg reviews
Jack Krauser steadfastly maintains it wasn't his fault, but he's responsible enough to take the consequences. He just hopes he survives. Warnings: Krauser x Leon MPreg
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Leon S. K., J. Krauser - Complete
Error In Judgement by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The Batman doesn't always get it right ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
If Your Cage Smells of Ramen by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
One Shot. When Naruto won't stop his ramen habits Kyuubi is forced to use drastic measures... Hints of SasuNaru Mentions of MPreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Crime Alley Couture by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
Four drunks have just made the mistake of their lives: calling Harley Quinn a hooker! What will the Joker and his cane have to say about that...? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Forgive And Forget: A Vampire Story by Eximaus Xiana reviews
Drake the vampire returns to his mortal lover, Adriana. He finds her alone with his child that he didn’t even know existed. But, Blade is coming for Drake. Can Drake fix things with Adriana before Blade finds him? ONESHOT.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,642 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Bakura and the Psychiatrist by Bakura o aishimasu reviews
Ryou has had enough with Bakura and sends him to a psychiatrist for day. What will happen? Will the poor psychiatrist snap, or will Bakura finally become sane? Not likely.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
I'd Give Up Forever To Touch You by Arden Skysender reviews
Haldir's Wash Maid is a little sick of his arrogance, and so when she is fired, she doesn't go crawling back like he expects. A humbling experience in learning humility and love for the Marchwarden, by the most unlikely of elleths. HaldirOFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Haldir - Complete
Consequences by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter was accused of Ron and Hermione's death and was sent to Azkaban. He was finally released after his innocence was proven. Tired of the betrayals and the hypocrisy of the Wizarding World, he decides to leave. Will he actually go through with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Straya reviews
[G1, oneshot] When Megatron hatches a plan to divert the main Autobot forces from the Ark, it's up to a brains over brawn skeleton crew led by Ratchet and Red Alert to hold off a party of 'Con invaders.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Random Madness by Lady of the Phoenix reviews
What happens when you mix Sephiroth, lemonade, Bolt3, crack and a sixfoot sword? You get the theme of the latest fiction by Lady of the Phoenix! Add Reno into the mix and you've got the best drabble ever! ONESHOT! Don't ask for more people!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Reno, Sephiroth - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Because You Never Knew by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
In This Together by Scarbie reviews
Leon realizes he needs a bigger and better gun while protecting Ashley. Who can he turn to?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 832 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jack Jack vs Edna Mode by The Evil Author reviews
Edna tries to design the perfect suit for Jack Jack... which is not as easy as it first appears.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2005
The Music Of the Night by Lord Shinta reviews
" eh.. what would you know about the phantom of the opera anyway." A chasseur cat grin crossed Harry face as he stared down at the item in his hand." Believe me Ron I know more then you think, a lot more then you think."rnHis grin broadened at the mask
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Miscommunication by Scarbie reviews
What if one of the goodies unlocked after beating RE:4 was Leon understanding Spanish? Rated R for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005
The Merchant's Pitch by Dr. Bross reviews
The shady merchant in Resident Evil 4 answers to one thing, and one thing only. Money. But hey... he's the one holding all the weapons. Why not give him what he wants? A customer. Now featuring the Infinite Launcher.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Entirely Different by Just A Starving Writer reviews
[SK: COMPLETE][Edited] How difficult can it be to kill one young miko? Apparently very for this irritated demon lord. Killing someone, that's simple. But keeping them dead...that's something entirely different.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Prisoner of the Fellowship by Gilraen73051 reviews
After a unexpected trip, Diana gets in trouble with the Fellowship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs Therapy? by Red Witch reviews
PsycheOut tries out a new therapy tool on Beach Head, Low Light, Snake Eyes and the others. Duke may end up needing therapy after this.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
Ribbons and Lace by Miss Ayanami reviews
Harry looses a bet, looses his temper, and looses all dignity, before a planned duel with Voldemort. Just what will the Dark Lord think when Harry shows up in a dress? Response to the hxtlightning Fuh-Q-Fest challenge 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Philanthropy's First Prank Phone Call by Scarbie reviews
Philanthropy gets it's first phone call, but unfortunately it's a prank. Snake gets to break out his multilingual skillz. Mild swearing. If the summary catches your eye, please RR
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete
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Twin Roses reviews
Akira a harpy/siren mix and her friends are ivited to hellsing manor where cause hell to poor pooor aluucard hey he deseves it :D currently on hold
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Alucard
BatmanOHSHC crossover challenge reviews
i suck at summeries so just read the challenge oh and by the way publish it.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
Trouble at Wanye Towers
Emily and her sister evalyn is new to gotham to start a new life a bomb that she made gets sent to the worng the building and has to go difuse it well to if you want to know then you will have to read the story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete