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Joined 03-12-11, id: 2787854, Profile Updated: 04-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, Batman the Animated Series, Devil May Cry, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hellsing.

hi everyone damn i don't really know what to write ummm i know i am a what people call a storyteller i am not writer so i think that it will be obivous in my storys it is acutlly rather hard to write a story but i know one thing i might just be issuing challenges just to see what people will come up with. i am a random person so i will be updating my profile quite a lot and yeah i love chocolate hehe

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The Owl Princess by worldtravellingfly reviews
Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,214 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 319 - Published: 6/26 - Harry P., Hedwig, Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Resident Evil and Silly by Drindrak reviews
An entire series based off of what I say when I play the games. "Excella, darling, do try to not dodge my satellite lasers. I need to kill you." "What the hell did you do Chris!" "Sheva you crazy bi*ch! Why'd you waste my last First Aid Spray!" "C'mon Agent, just open the freaking door!" "Ada, wait!" OOC. T for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Chris R., Sheva A., Leon S. K., Helena H.
My Father Isshin by Zsugami Alba reviews
Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? Adopted from 9foxgrl.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P.
Move Along by Faythren reviews
Bayverse but VERY AU. Ari Witwicky is an only child with a cruel, alcoholic father. But when the car she buys turns out to be one of a pair of twin robotic aliens she has the chance to escape. Her life is transformed forever, given new purpose, and she discovers a love she never could have imagined. SideswipexOC (cover image by grapejuice101)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 272,114 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sideswipe, OC
The Genie by autumnassassin reviews
Based on Tsume Yuki's prompt "Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me". I do realize someone else already 'officially' took this prompt, but I got bored so here I am. Basically Harri got screwed over by the Ministry and ended up bound to an old lamp. After being throw into the Veil, she's dropped unceremoniously onto one Naruto Uzumaki. The Shinobi world won't know what hit them!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/29
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,136 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/18 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
More than meets the Hawkeye by Torchwhovian reviews
Charlie Harrison has had her share of problems which include, but are not limited to, a deadbeat ex and father to her son, bad luck in relationships, and overall a disinterest in love. She gets a new job in a New York hospital and across the hall from a man who goes on a suspicious amount of business trips. Hawkeye/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
Like a Rose on The Grave of Love by Hellysion reviews
Vampire Hunter "D." and Demon Hunter Dante Sparda were centuries apart, until a dark force decided otherwise. Chaos and angst will ensue! YAOI. DxD
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,082 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Dante
The Dangers of Buying Birthday Presents by TierneyMacDonald reviews
All Kayla Abbots wanted was to find a birthday present for her sister. Instead, she finds herself sucked into the backstage of one of the most classic musicals of all time. 2004 movieverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Erik, Christine, Madame Giry, OC
What's In It For Me? by forsaken2003 reviews
There is a new demon in town and Spike is the Scoobies only hope. What will he want in return?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Fleeing Light by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
Starts after Harry's third year and before Fairy Tail canon. When Harry and Hermione overhear Dumbledore and Molly Weasley discussing their plans, together with Sirius and Remus, they attempt to leave England for good. They get thrown into Magnolia, right in front of the Fairy Tail Guild. But when their past comes back to haunt them will they be able to stand up to Dumbledore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,403 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucy H., Natsu D.
Watch What You Say by Manchester reviews
Hermione has had enough. More than enough. Light years beyond enough. Don't ever make a very intelligent witch furious and not expect her to retaliate as nastily as possible with the most powerful magic closest at hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/8 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Miss Potter by otakusocial reviews
Hashirama Senju couldn't help but be confused, annoyed and drawn to Miss Potter, the first official citizen of Konoha, and technically the owner of Konoha as per the name on the land deed. Fem!Harry Metamorphagus!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 337 - Published: 5/7 - Harry P., Hashirama S. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,135 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 5,602 - Follows: 6,582 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Only One Chance and by viridianaln9 reviews
One-shot Thorin survived the battle but he still banished Bilbo. He had many times to see him and be with him, he refused each time. The last time is wasn't his choice but Bilbo's.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Magik Shoppe by otakusocial reviews
Hariel Potter, shop owner of an eccentric shop of knick knacks that had no correlation except make her store look like a jumbled mess. But Asuma didn't really go there for the merchandise. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 271 - Published: 5/3 - Harry P., Asuma S. - Complete
The Right Friends by stelladelnordxd reviews
All of the teenagers are interested in what Sirius has planned that will change Harry's life in the future. What they don't know is how it will change their lives. Sequel to The Right Parent, various point of views, dumbledore/molly/snape bashing. Plenty of swearing, mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,033 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
Beorn's Elf by Rosa Cotton reviews
The chronicles of Thorin Oakenshield's quest forgot to remark on Beorn's nicknaming extending beyond the dwarven king's company. Movieverse, bookverse, AU. No slash. Companion piece to "Beorn's Company," but can be read on its own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18 - The Elven King of Mirkwood, Beorn, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
Like a Boss by Felicity Dream reviews
Giovanni gets de-aged and more doors are opened for him. And yet the first thing he chooses to do is harass Ash Ketchum. Ash is just WTF? Ah well, he'll coerce her to help take over the world with him somehow. Team Flare's a start. Fem!Ash/Giovanni, harassment of Team Flare, and makeovers abound.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki] Team Flare
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Ancestors by forsaken2003 reviews
Willow has an assignment that changes two people in the group forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
The Elder Master Baggins by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/16/2012
Short, Blonde, Pretty, Superstrong-- Wait, What? by Manchester reviews
Rick and his group are about to have an encounter they'll find really hard to believe, especially when she then starts to put the moves on Daryl.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The MisAdventure of Curse Breaker and Dragon Tamer by GilaKomik reviews
Bill should know better, every rumour had an ounce of truth in it. Now, he in different reality with his brother and his crazy crew. On the way to slay the dragon. Merlin help him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/21 - Complete
There and Back Again by Bella Baggins by Caitriona3 reviews
Miss Belladonna Lilly Baggins, daughter of the proper Bungo Baggins and his infamous wife Belladonna Rose Baggins, née Took, had no plans for taking any kind of adventure. Someone should have told her that all plans are subject to change. (Missing/changed scenes - written for LJ's Writerverse)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/21 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Way Things Should Be by LullabyKnell reviews
Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette; the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing; and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face while the Company unintentionally sexually propositions him and challenges him to pie-eating contests to the death. Actions speak so much louder than words.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,180 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/27 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Banshee of Hogwarts: The Philosopher's Stone by Dragonsong2795 reviews
AU. Fem!Harry. After receiving her Hogwarts Letter Athena is brutally attacked by Vernon in an attempt to stamp out her freakishness, However as she lies on the threshold of Death, Lady Death takes pity on her and sends her back as a rare and powerful True Banshee. With her new powers Athena will shake the very foundations of the Wizarding World. Dark, Fem!Harry. Abuse, Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P.
Together by Roerie Sky reviews
And so, they continue to face the world as they grow older. What better ways to do that than to smile and greet the world together with their hands holding on to one another? Sequel to 'The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,973 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Hypoallergenic by dancing in daydreams reviews
Kíli smuggled his pet naked mole-rat onto the quest. Not everybody is happy about that...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8 - Kili, Smaug, Thorin - Complete
The Almost Forgotten Marriage Contract of 1763 by worldtravellingfly reviews
What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - unique. [Fem!Harry, AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/21 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
It Comes Backs to You by Blinded-Kit reviews
You try to just rebuild something just for yourself and then a birdy hears about it. Then everyone hears about it. Dammit Clint.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Of Hobbits and Belt Buckles by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
After Bilbo falls from his pony, Thorin insists on the hobbit riding with him. Bilbo, of course, is very annoyed by something prodding him in the back as they ride. When he mentions that Thorin's belt buckle was annoying him to Fili and Kili, the boys, of course, laugh. Thus starts a journey of trying to discover what is so funny about belt buckles, along with a journey to love.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
A Cup of Coffee by CheekyEskimo reviews
Harry leaves the Wizarding world behind him, taking his godson Teddy along for the ride. Heading to America he buys a coffee place to occupy his time. Little does he know that his peaceful life his about to be turned upside down, when a regular to his coffee shop, a Naval Petty Officer turns up dead. (Will be SLASH, nothing graphic though)
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
hot potato by Flare Warrior reviews
Bard's mostly female or not cute employees try to cope with the request "send your cutest delivery boy". The solution is obvious: send the boss.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10 - Bard, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Howlers by iceandfire105 reviews
Whatever Harry had been expecting, it certainly wasn't this. Apparently it wasn't often that your father sent you a howler to congratulate you. Ron was looking straightforwardly envious, while Harry didn't know what do to about this new development. AU of the howler scene in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8 - Harry P., Ron W., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/14 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo. B, Dwalin - Complete
Harry in Agrabah by Mya Uzo reviews
Harry hadn't planned any of this. All he had wanted to do was end it all, it's too bad that the veil wasn't a portal of death like everybody else had always assumed. slash second in the disney/harry verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Harry P., Razoul] [Jasmine, Aladdin]
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,709 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Foxheart by Rikkamaru reviews
Hiro will do anything to have Tadashi live again. Even make a deal with a devil. Gen. One-shot, no pairings.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13 - Tadashi Hamada, Hiro Hamada - Complete
It's a wide and lonely world by Ferowyn reviews
It's not all that easy to raise three kids alone, especially with his job being rather poorly paid. Still Bard more or less adopts Sigrid's best friends - Gimli, and that new boy, Legolas.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9 - Bard, Legolas G., Gloin - Complete
sytnr til mótgørð by middeneaht reviews
Hiccup knows a lot of languages so, whenever he gets annoyed or frustrated at someone he just talks in another language to irritate them. Unfortunately, this time the teens are on the receiving end of his frustration.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Hiccup - Complete
Coal by Rosimae reviews
Jack asks North a question. Just a pointless random idea. Enjoy!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Having the Talk by kaotic312 reviews
Children should never have to explain the birds and the bees to their parents. But when one is a faerie and the other is a raven, both without a clue, it just becomes fun. Diaval/Maleficent, Aurora/Phillip. Rated M for subject matter and discussions.
Maleficent - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4 - Maleficent, Aurora, Diaval, Prince Phillip - Complete
Before He Cheats by ShiningGalaxy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "I dug my keys into the side of his pretty lil' supped up four-wheel drive" Their optics widened in fear as Tai and Mikaela sang in unison, twirling their keys dangerously around their finger...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4 - Mikaela B., OC - Complete
The Guardian of Erebor by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,521 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Thranduil's Eyebrows by Dragon MoonX reviews
Kili has sweet talked Tauriel into sneaking him out of his prison cell in Mirkwood for a late night snack. He's only allowed out for a short while, but it's long enough for him to get into some mischief.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fili, Kili, Tauriel - Complete
As You Wish by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bilbo Baggins realizes she is not the same person she once was – before when there had been only Thorin, before she was kidnapped, and crossed paths with the dreaded Pirate Roberts. AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Nori - Complete
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
Rebirth by EvilDime reviews
There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. One-shot.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
By Bilbo's Beard! by GreenScholar9 reviews
Bilbo has just left the Shire in the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. He's having a wee bit of trouble fitting in with this raucous group of dwarves though. Well, if there's one thing that dwarves like better than working with precious metals, its braiding beards and hair. So one night Fili and Kili decide to 'fix' Bilbo's sad lack of style on both his head and feet!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Confessions of a Stark Employee by AgentMastermind reviews
A regular employee of Stark Industries is interview by an Agent of SHIELD. Now what's this about pie?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 6,383 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Mischief Mastered by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Albus D., Loki - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Unsung Hero by LAG0802 reviews
Tony goes looking for Rick Blaine, what he finds instead, makes him a hero, but why does he hide this from the team. Mild swears, child abduction/abuse. No pairings but can be seen as Tibbs. (Tag to The Searchers season 12, ep 7)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Zeref was Narufied by yorushihe reviews
AU, fem!Naruto … semi Naruko/Zeref... She has the tendency of finding the most broody, emo bastards around and turning them into pansies... Too bad for Zeref that she had to land right on top of him.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Naruko U., Zeref - Complete
Messed Up Vacation by MissYuki1990 reviews
"Take some time off, he said! It'll be fun, he said! Well, s**** you, Potter!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Draco M., Captain America/Steve R.] [Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Deathless by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Yes, My Lord by MissYuki1990 reviews
"How was I supposed to tell him that he would need to die? That only the death of the Master of Death can set me free from my eternal chains? How could I have asked that of him when he is the only creature in the universe that I have ever loved?" SLASH, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, RATED M FOR A REASON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Wizard Nightmare by Arawn D. Draven reviews
What would happen if Harry died in an accidental fire before even going to Hogwarts? What if he made a contract to be able to kill those he holds responsible for his suffering: the adults? Alive Potters, Wizards bashing, and rated M because of some rather gory and disturbing scenes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Harry P., Freddy K. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Bilbo's fascination with elves is becoming a problem in Rivendell because the elves seem to have a fascination with him too and it looks almost like they're attempting to steal the hobbit for themselves. This, of course, will not stand amongst the dwarves, who hae decided to do whatever it takes to make sure Bilbo leaves with them.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Lycans and Vampyres are Gits, Oh My! by johnsarmylady reviews
At a dark and foggy crime scene Sherlock and John, Scotland Yards strangest consultants, are called in to assist with a particularly nasty double murder. As usual, Anderson and Donovan can't keep their mouths shut, but tonight at least one consultant extracts revenge! First in The LYCANS AND VAMPYRES series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Y is for Yandu by Blinded-Kit reviews
Y is for Yandu, just a short story to fill in for Y
Crossover - Thor & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Yondu U. - Complete
Double, Double Toil And Trouble by MayumiRose reviews
What happens when Harry and Hermione brew the potion found in Shakespeare's MacBeth? Demons, death, chaos and confusion. One-shot (most likely), AU, more than slightly crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Vacation 1975 by Janara reviews
Heartbroken, Harry is sent back to the Dursleys after seeing his godfather die right before his eyes. Alone and miserable, Harry turns to the book Luna gave him. He was entitled to a vacation, right? Unfortunately, Harry had forgotten the Harry Potter factor, meaning that if anything could go wrong, it will. Or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,379 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Vents by CMDRHill reviews
Parker is looking for some quiet time, and runs into a mysterious archer, his redheaded partner and mobster!Loki Not sure where this is going, rating may change, genre may change. Please R&R
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Parker, Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 233 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Engagement by Bloody Amethyst reviews
Lucy is engaged... but not to the pervy duke... No, she is engaged to Fairy Tail mage Freed Jusine...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Lucy H., Freed J. - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Khuzdul by beargirl1393 reviews
After Bilbo saves Thorin from Azog, Bifur has a talk with his King while the others are elsewhere. The only three in the camp are the two dwarves and the hobbit. And, of course the hobbit doesn't speak Khuzdul. Does he? Pre-slash
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur - Complete
Mad friends by vault dweller 12 reviews
A young doctor starts working in Arkham, she make's some friends amongst the patients. Live seems to go well for her, until her boyfriend gets agressive and starts beating her. The patients are out for revenge. Read & review please.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harvey D., Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
The Dragon and The Rabbit by LoVeStAr14 reviews
The way into a Iron dragons heart? Is through a small gold rabbit named Lucy who is just being herself. A cute little 1-shot for Galu (Gajeel X Lucy)
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.] - Complete
Rohman Dey by fakeasain56 reviews
Kinkmeme: As one of the nicest guys in the film, Dey doesn't forget about the guardians. I'd like to see a 5 1 where Dey rescues each member. And then Dey gets into trouble, and the guardians are not happy.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Corpsman Dey - Complete
Wizards Is So Stupid by loverofeevee reviews
A thought that wouldn't leave my head, and an amusing setting to put it into.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Can Always Count on Family by pikachumomma reviews
Pepper has left Tony and none of the Avengers are allowed into Tony's Workshop. Tony just needs his brother. And does Clint find someone attractive? pre-slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
The Jealous Queen by bowsie22 reviews
Thorin and Bilbo fell in love during the journey to Erebor. Once Thorin becomes King Under the Lonely Mountain however, he need a Queen. Enter Bazani Ironquarry, from the Blue Mountains. And she is not fond of Thorin's little hobbit mistress taking his attention away from his queen. Bilbo Baggins had to go
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 28,057 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Wynn reviews
Darcy drags Jane to the common room in Avengers Tower to snoop on a newly arrived Bucky in order to determine where he falls on the sane-to-crazy scale, setting off a chain of events including eggs and glitter, sassy flirting, and deranged overprotection.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B. - Complete
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
The Butt Of The Joke by leoslady4ever reviews
Spend an afternoon with Lucy and Cana as they admire the assets in Fairy Tail. Collaboration with Nicole4211. (Rated M for language)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Cana A., Lucy H. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 5,897 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
The Tale of Two Drunken Kings by rockinsurfer13 reviews
King Thranduil and Lord Elrond are best friends, and best friends have traditions, right? Or the time when both Arwen and Legolas wonder if they're the only sane ones in their families because they have proof their fathers have completely lost it.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Legolas G., Arwen U. - Complete
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Visiting Mommy by madwriter223 reviews
The Avengers are shocked to hear that their arch-enemy Loki has kids. They are even more shocked when the kids come by to visit. LOKI FAMILY FLUFF!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Loki, Odin, Frigga, Thor - Complete
Getting in the Groove by Marvelite5Ever reviews
Groot starts dancing, freezing whenever Drax looks over. One by one, the other Guardians catch on, playing a game of dance-like-nobody's-watching-but-freeze-when-Drax-is-watching. Drax is confused. Groot, Peter and Gamora are having a great time. Rocket wants nothing to do with any of it. Too bad Groot doesn't give him a choice.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Groot, Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax - Complete
Somebody To Die For by melissawtf reviews
When Loki decided to literally stab Coulson in the back with his magical sceptor, there was one thing the Norse God, Director Fury, and the Avengers didn't count on. Phil Coulson's wife. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Man at the Gate by kingsholto reviews
A rather irate man shows up at the prison gate demanding to see Daryl. Slash, One-shot, Harry/Daryl
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Harry P., Daryl D. - Complete
The Unbroken Vase by CatrinaSL reviews
It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase. (Now with an Anniversary Epilogue!)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Time He Wasn't Actually Harry Potter by Alatar Maia reviews
..wait, what? Harry Potter not himself? Well, when you factor in a skewed ritual done by a dead person, an evil wizard, and a time-traveling baby, it starts to make a little more sense. Maybe not to the students of Hogwarts, though, who are all a bit miffed that Harry Potter has somehow managed to enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, despite being 1774 years in the past.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,718 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Albus D., Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Desolation of Diaval by kitten4545 reviews
Thorin and Company ( Bilbo), have finally reached the Lonely Mountain... Only it seems someone else got there first...
Crossover - Hobbit & Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Bilbo B., Maleficent, Diaval - Complete
Liliko by White Angel of Auralon reviews
It's a really bad idea to drag a mother away from her child, especially if said child was in danger from a nine tailed demon fox. Add to that the manipulatons of two old men and you have one really angry kunoichi. What will happen when the control breaks?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lily Evans P., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
His Queen of Fire by InfinityFistTheMonarchOfMen reviews
My take on Zutara. Zuko asks for his forever-girl's hand in matrimony. Does he succeed? Of course he is rejected the first time, and the second, and the third. Will he ever get his girl? How far will he have to go to prove his devotion? Rated T for Toph.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] Iroh, Hakoda - Complete
Just a Little Bite by randomplotbunny reviews
The company learns something about their Burglar's people that not even Gandalf knew. Vampire Hobbit fic! Because there just isn't enough of it out there.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
the Esruc-protocol by ThisCat reviews
A couple of skilled thieves try to break into Avengers tower. This turns out to have certain problems. Namely, the recident AI enjoys watching horror-movies... Rated T for language and such.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Jarvis, OC, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by loverofeevee reviews
Just another boring day at Hogwarts, now what can Harry do to get rid of the boredom? Apparently he can do a lot. This may seem cut off at the end but it's just the way I've decided to make it, kinda like a you decide what happens kind of thing. A tiny bit of swearing, nothing real bad. Hopefully I've seen to all the loose ends, or at least most of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Soul Within by Articallie reviews
Being re-written! Bickslow is determined to win Lucy's heart. But so are Natsu, Sting and Gray, though they have a different approach to the Seith mage. Add in an immortal being, and well, things might get a bit crazy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Lucy H., Bickslow
Tea With Dragons by Silence-Speaker reviews
FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori - Complete
The bunny of doom by Nuredhel reviews
When one of Saurons Ringwraiths come across some old festering Magic and is transformed into a cute little bunny Things get interesting, now how is he going to be scary, menacing and terrible While being a cute little ball of fur? Silly parody, rated due to some Language and mature themes but nothing graphic, just bunnis doing what they do best. Glorfindel/Oc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Glorfindel - Complete
Dereliction of Duty by charli911 reviews
They treated it as a joke, but Tony wasn't laughing. An alt ending to Dead Air. This is what we wish would have happened in the show. Strong Tony and Gibbs friendship, McGee and Ziva bashing. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned, so don't leave reviews about how mean we are to Tim and Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,952 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
Company Doesn't Know by Neferit reviews
Bella and Ori were cute, are cute and always will be cute. That was what company always thought and what the company most certainly didn't see any reason to change their opinion about. Yet, Company certainly doesn't know everything, and neither Bella, nor Ori have the intention of ever educating them on the subject. A story of how Ori and Bella are not that innocent. FINISHED.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Ori] - Complete
The Marvel game by darkoraclegirl reviews
Rose got a code from a friend one day for an unreleased game. Redeeming it started Rose on an adventure she couldn't have seen coming. Armed with her computer, a headset, and an unexpected partner Rose now has to aid those she didn't believe were real yet dreamed of working with. Story is based off my posting in the Avengers Fanfic Challenges And Recommended Reading form. Review.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Pitch and Loki's Facebook war by SweetMoonFruit reviews
One day, When Pitch posts a status about Jack, Loki gets paraniod and starts to start a Facebook argument about it for a little while. couple days later, It starts to starts to get out of hand!
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Loki, Pitch - Complete
Test Strategies by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
If there was one thing that Darcy hated it was taking tests...
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Darcy L., Jane F., Agent Coulson - Complete
Living with Lucy by Kathryn Claire O'Connor reviews
After the Battle of Manhattan, Odin orders Loki to live in Avengers Tower as a mortal servant to Clint Barton without magic or powers - and thanks to Thor, he's doing it as a female called Lucy Saint. But things do not go as planned, between keeping Lucy's identity from the other Avengers, Clint's unusual plan of attack, and... spin the bottle? *FrostHawk with genderbent Loki.*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki] - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 362,190 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Deathworld by Arctic Banana reviews
The Decepticons decide there is no better place to build their evil headquarters than Australia. Unfortunately they discover that there are many things worse than them living on the continent...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Barricade, Blackout, Starscream, Brawl/Devastator - Complete
TMI by xotakux2002x reviews
There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Smack! by Neferit reviews
Kili knew that most of their companions thought him a royal idiot (pun completely intended); heck, his own uncle probably thought him idiot most of the time, but in fact, Kili was fairly smart, even if he said so himself. Like… he knew that Bella, no matter how she tried to learn more about dwarves, still couldn't know absolutely everything about them.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Kili] - Complete
The Mirage Blade Fox by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Ignored by his team Naruto runs into Mistresses of Konoha. After a bad start they decide to train him in their arts. Full of humor and sadness. Powerful/Genjutsu/Kenjutsu/ Naruto. Harem Slight xOver
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 118,620 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Darcy Lewis Hat Trick Challenge by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
A series of oneshots originally posted on my Tumblr based off of a self given challenge. Each oneshot is Darcy paired with one of the other characters from Thor/Avengers/Iron Man. Each OS is rated different. Includes Romance, Friendship and so on and so forth.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,659 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Darcy L., Loki, Frigga, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Little Terror by BlackBee reviews
Don't cross Naruto or he'll get you back. And he makes sure the punishment will always fit the crime. Beware as Naruto unleashes his dark side. No pairings. Oneshot collection. Rated T for safety because Naruto gets worse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Scrimper Saver Wizard Saviour by loverofeevee reviews
There's lots of stories where Harry's independent and has lots of things to help him on his journey, but what if he decided he didn't want to be materialistic, having tones of books and whatnot? A little story about Harry the tight fisted saviour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,742 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Madara's Wife by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry Potter. Only one thing that Madara truly fears and that is his wife, who was summoned back from the dead along with the four Hokages.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
Call of Death by ChildOfBalance reviews
Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 291 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,708 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Dead Silence by moonstone glows reviews
Dead Air AU. Death Fic. Tony pays the ultimate price for McGee and David's little joke during the Royal Woods investigation.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Rebellion by uoduck reviews
The Battle of Pelennor Fields ends a lot quicker, due in no small part to the mûmakil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 680 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
New Beginnings by DovahkiinGamer reviews
Sequel to New Starts. Harry is now back in his world, armed with his Pokemon and the Pokemon of his family. What awaits him back home? Who will stand beside him? Will he ever return? Why am I asking you all these questions? No pairings
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven by Roerie Sky reviews
One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,112 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 814 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How to Survive Being a SI Employee by Seito reviews
While the top several floors belong to the Avengers, the rest of the building is still an industrial main-stay of Stark Industries. How do the employees cope with having superheroes in the same building with them? For starters, not very well. "Oh so first you break my computers, then you kill Alpha and now you break my assistant! What did I ever do you!" R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,667 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
Certain as the Sun by Rosa Cotton reviews
Whether destined soulmates, separated by different worlds, or attempting courtship while on the trail, Kili and Bilbo will find each other. Ficlets for Kilbo Week. Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Kili, Bilbo B.] - Complete
So, Harv walks into a bar by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 176,718 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Two-Face
The Prank by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Thranduil's face cracked by Nox Gold reviews
Kili and Fili have a conversation concerning Thranduil and Uncle Thorin's cloak.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Fili, Kili - Complete
The Art of Chastisement (And How Sirius Has a Lot to Learn) by Elliroc reviews
Oneshot AU: When Harry's parents died, Remus and Sirius took over raising their best friends' child. After Harry crashes a Flying Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow at the start of his second year, Remus and Sirius are forced to send a Howler highlighting their displeasure. Or, at least, that was the plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Family Business by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 162 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Poison by Shiyaki reviews
When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Screaming and Filters by Jara257 reviews
G1. Filtering out Starscream's voice from your audials always seems like a good idea. Until it's not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Megatron, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Lady in Powder Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
Harnessed by akblake reviews
Pure, unadulterated, and unrepentant crack! How does a wizard deal with thirteen stubborn, uncooperative dwarves who refuse to listen to him, and who get into trouble the moment that his back is turned? With child harnesses and leashes, that's how!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Akatsuki Kittens by foxylove51 reviews
The Akatsuki are turned into tiny furballs and some how end up in our world, only to be discovered by a teenage girl and her wacky friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,669 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unofficial Rules of The Enterprise by Dannrose reviews
Unofficial rules that all crewmembers of The Enterprise must abide by.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Neferit reviews
Loneliness, sneers and not a single friendly face. This certainly wasn't what he thought his life would be like, when he left Shire. WARNING: mentions of suicide of main character. Kink meme inspired.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Nibel Fair by xXxAnGeLFLoNnExXx reviews
Aerith miscalculated and Cloud was sent further back in time. He didn't expect to be his best friend's aunt of all people, though. fem!AC!Cloud. Time travel. Pinch of crack humor. Surprise pairing at the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Zack F. - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 194 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The London Job by randomplotbunny reviews
Eliot is injured and the team needs help or the mark will get away. Just who is this doctor that has their hitters' trust? And what is up with his flatmate?
Crossover - Leverage & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - John W. - Complete
And a Scorpion for You by Quiz King reviews
Miles finds Scorponok in his backyard, and being the weirdo he is, tries to adopt the huge metal scorpion. Needless to say, Scorponok likes the attention and plays pet. Sam finds out and chaos ensues.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee, Scorponok - Complete
A New Way by Reader128 reviews
What if Sally had a vision before the Halloween of '81 and decided to change what she could? What would happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Jack S., Sally - Complete
Celestia Academy by LaDySaMaEl reviews
Harry was invited to attend Celestia Academy as well as given sanctuary away from Dumbledore's manipulative hands. How will his destiny and the destiny of many change with this new road in his life. Evil Dumbledore and Molly Ron Ginny bashing; Good Tom Riddle. Warning: slight SLASH! Note: appearances of various anime characters are in this fanfic. Revisions halted for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 114,611 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Waking Up Five Cellars Below The Opera by Eirwyn le Strange reviews
Two teens, best friends, one with a love of the original story of The Phantom of The Opera, and her friend, who though not sharing her obsession, enjoyed listening to her, anyway, after a freak thunderstorm, they find themselves in the home of the famous Opera Ghost, Erik. How will this turn out? Updates may be rather random. Read&Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Erik
Mom? by I. H. Scribe reviews
Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 219 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Minerva Nargles reviews
Fili thought of himself as a good brother and nephew, and, if he was being honest, a quite mischievous son (Mahal knew he gave his mother gray hair far too early). Fili gladly joined the quest to reclaim Erebor, yearning for adventure and to help his Uncle, protect his brother. What Fili did not expect, though, was finding his One in a form of a gentle hobbit woman.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Fili - Complete
Darcy is Done! by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
Remotes by RainbowNinjaAgent reviews
Steve only wants to watch TV, but first he needs to find the right remote to turn it on- and naturally, there's a box of them. However, they don't go to the TV- rather to other electronics lying around Avengers Tower. Basically, Steve is an oblivious muffin, and everybody else in the Tower is being tormented by his unaware remote usage. One-shot (and Loki is sort of not evil).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
Nesting Hobbit by Minerva Nargles reviews
femBilbo is pregnant and starts stealing things from his dwarven friends because it makes her feel safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Fili - Complete
Refuse to Bow by Dis-Appearing Writer reviews
Because Lucy's past was just a little bit more twisted, a little bit more dark than they gave her credit for. And so was her heart. ::One-shot::
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Lucy H. - Complete
In the Interests of Revolution by Afrokot reviews
or How to Train Your Villain. A story about kindness, perception, and how one awkward boner can derail the course of history.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [J. Blake, Bane] - Complete
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 3,667 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Vulcan's Mercy by Michael Weyer reviews
"Save someone. Not the whole town. Just...someone." Crossover with "Doctor Who."
Pompeii - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
One Act of Kindness by JackPotr reviews
What if Harry met someone different in the Alley when he was eleven? What if it was someone who was looking for a friend as well and whose heart went out for a boy who appeared to be lost? Harry/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4937 - Favs: 6,749 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sweets by Turtle Babe reviews
Nori's love of sweets leads to an interesting day.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Nori, Bilbo B., Ori - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Enter the Survival Horror by MeetTheTank reviews
What happens when 2 teenage girls get sucked into the RE world? Mayhem and destruction of course! You can't have a good fic like this otherwise! Call it punishment for being nerds. Besides, not like anything bad can happen, its only a game. Right? Goes through 1,2, code:veronica, 4, and 5
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Chris R., Leon S. K., Claire R.
Child of the Akatsuki by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
Hope potter was rescued when she was 2 by a Female Ninja with blue hair that belonged to the Akatsuki, the woman and her lover adopts Hope and raise her until an old man with evil plans for their daughter appears... Pairing: You choose! Evil Dumbledore and Evil Ministry! Kick-butt Fem Harry! Animagus Harry and Akatsuki, later on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Harry P., Akatsuki, Konan, Nagato
Hobbit Wrath by Luckysee12 reviews
Bella returns to the Shire after the quest and tells her tale, causing the whole town to hate Thorin for what he did. This ends up not being that great when Thorin comes to apologize. Fem!Bilbo, Everyone survives AU, appearances by Lobelia, Primula, and Drogo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
It's Just A Game! by Alexandria Volturi reviews
Ashe Lewis is a normal adverage girl who thinks DMC is stupid. Oh, Ashe how cruel of you to say that friends of her say. She's in for a rude awakening when she ends in the game itself. Devil May Cry 4 to be precise, now she must beat the game to get back home. But how well will that go? Nero X Oc. Rated T for language and slight gore
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,617 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Nero
Silver Streaks by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
When Sophia and Mia escaped from the circus, they worked hard to get into school- specifically Ouran Academy. The problem is that only one of them could go so they switch places. Being twins had perks…except no one knew that there were twins and it just opens a load of t to mention that the circus wants them back.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Mori/Takashi M., U. Nekozawa, OC - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Lonely Mission by BlackSoulStar reviews
Natsu has been ignoring Lucy to be with Lisana. Lucy is desprate for money so goes on a mission alone with her celestrail spirits. Random story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo, Natsu D. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Thief, The Hitter, and The Plant by Sci-fi Christian reviews
What if Parker figured out the plant was sent by Eliot, not Hardison? From The Lonely Hearts Job in season 4. Turned into a full story.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Parker, Eliot S.] - Complete
The 5 Times Bilbo Did Something Socially Unacceptable by steelgray reviews
A cute little Thilbo Bagginshield drabble on Courting.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Calvin Coulson by The Writer Es reviews
Agent Phil Coulsons life doesn't revolve around S.H.I.E.L.D. He has a wife. He also has a certain six-year-old son who has a stuffed tiger... Rated 'T' to be safe. I DO NOT OWN EITHER CALVIN & HOBBES, OR AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D! May contain Avengers. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Dad, P. Coulson
A Sleepy Day in The Life and Times by GinnyMastrani reviews
A short drabble requested by Cislainee Helga Potter. Involves slash and an abundance of fluff revolving around Harry Potter and Nick Fury.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P., Nick F. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Itachi by sheltie reviews
The next installment of my How Naruto Beat series. Itachi is next up to lose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Keys to End the Darkness by Deathsembrace137 reviews
When a growing darkness is sensed, Lucy's magic responds. Laxus stumbles upon her in a trance like state, and follows her. Just how far will his curiosity and strange need to protect her take him? A story written by Deathsembrace137, and LifeInTheSky
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,979 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dragon's Fire and Hobbit's Wrath by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
"I'm married?" AU. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) and Thorin. Drama ensues. Don't take this too seriously. Inspired by leupagus' amazing story, "Erebor and Weeds," found on Archive Of Our Own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by Rashelle reviews
When Naruto starts singing some ridiculous song, Kurama demands to know what it is. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shall We Dance? by White Maid reviews
Undertaker was not ordinary nor was he predictable. He doesn't care too much as to who the unfortunate victim is. ...But what happens when a young maiden changes his entire view of death?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Handler by Miss Meggie reviews
The Avengers are in need of a handler to take the place of their beloved Coulson and they call upon Nate Ford!
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
One Hobbit Against Five Armies of Stupidity by smileyfacebabe reviews
Bilbo Baggins has had it up to here with everyone's shit. When he gets his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he's going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocks some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. If he lives through that experience, that is. (Slight possibility of Bagginshield if you squint)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Princess and the Dragon by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Dragons do not lightly suffer company in their hoards, unless that company intrigues them or bears some resemblance to treasure, and I somehow happened to manage both. OR: Smaug decides it would be amusing to confirm the old folktales of captured Princesses and Dragons. All princesses need saving, and it's no different for Carmen - even if she's not, in fact, a princess.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,927 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, OC - Complete
Mid-Winter with a Dragon by randomplotbunny reviews
It's the annual Mid-Winter celebration in the Shire, as well as the first Mid-Winter Bilbo has spent with his Dragon. Third in my 'Blue Skies' series
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] - Complete
Torture by Death For One reviews
Darcy gets called in to S.H.E.I.L.D to torture Loki with her Darcy-ness. Too bad they're not paying her, because a semi-insane intern with a chained up Loki is not a good combo.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
A Gift with Green Eyes, and Presents that go Boom by Marvelite5Ever reviews
AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Loki, Thor, Odin - Complete
Yule Singing Not Approved by Tiro reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel had little in common but they agreed on one thing; never let a drunken Elrond start singing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Pennon and Penrose by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! Penny's powers and villain status don't really help in the way of love, so she pretends to be a superhero. Sheldon's power doesn't help him gain friends - which he is perfectly fine with, actually. But Penny can teach him how to use his power which he sorely needs. All she asks in return is that he choose a side: good or evil. AU. Written for Christmas prompt
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] [Bernadette, Howard W.] - Complete
Taser Secret by viridianaln9 reviews
Avengers X Justice League Crossover AU. Darcy Lewis: Best Assistant Ever! Best friend to the team of Superheroes. Darcy Lewis adoptive mother of Robin, WAIT WHAT? Bruce WayneX DarcyX Bruce Banner. Stony, Clintasha, Thane.
Crossover - Justice League & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
So cute! by CharmingMischief reviews
After an Accident with Loki's potion, He's sent to Midgard in the care of Jane and Darcy, sort of.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The art of gift-giving by SwordStitcher reviews
It's Christmas. Even for the people of Arkham City. Switch considers the art of gift giving with three totally different inmates to gift. What do you buy an egocentric genius, a psychotic clown and a political prisoner?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, OC - Complete
When in Doubt, Throw Something by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Snake-Eyes needs to buy a few things at a local convenience store. Everything goes relatively smoothly until the store gets an unwelcome visitor. One-shot. Slight Snake-Eyes/Scarlett.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Snake Eyes - Complete
King of Perverts by KillerPen reviews
There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jiraiya, Naruko U. - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Magic Touch by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
Sena Zauberei- that's me. I'm an awesome magican if I do say so myself. But even with my magic tricks, I don't think I can ever get out of this host club. I think I just may regret leaving the streets after all...Oh and did I forget to mention- sometimes my magic tricks...they aren't exactly tricks.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,432 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - OC, Tetsuya, U. Nekozawa - Complete
Driving Lessons by Ace7321 reviews
Claire is getting worried of Leon's horrible streak in driving, so she asked Sherry to find him a good teacher. Implied Jake/Sherry and the friendship of Leon and Claire.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Sherry B., Jake M.] Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Double or Nothing by ayunlu reviews
In which Anakin Skywalker finally tells the Jedi Council about his secret marriage to Padme Amidala. Their reaction is unexpected, to say the least.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sip Of Courage by Starsurfer108 reviews
Taken hostage by Loki, Darcy gives him a run for his money through her irreverent behaviour. But how will she fare against the god of mischief? Loki x Darcy. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Jade goes to SHIELD by Elkian reviews
Jade Chan goes to SHIELD. Nothing else to say.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Jade C., Captain Black, Thor, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Taking flight to a new adventure by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Starscream, Harry P.] - Complete
Animal I've Become by Brisingrblade09 reviews
Harry Potter has a dream of his Godfather, Sirius Black falling through the veil at the Department of Mysteries. To prevent this, Harry makes the deal. Now infused with the powers of the Rider, Has Harry finally found the key to defeating Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,207 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Coming Undone by Amilya Eclair Farron reviews
[Hiatus] Alice had it all figured out, or so she thought. After waking from one dream, she's forced to struggle to awakening from this new, more dangerous nightmare. Especially because of the inmates who seem to have taken an interest in her. For bad or for worse...
Crossover - Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alice L.
The Trouble With Kittens by Chamelaucium reviews
They were focused on him, their whiskers ruffling in the breeze; when the ginger kitten yawned Bilbo felt something tug at his heart strings. 'Alright,' he sighed wearily. 'I'll take them.' When they began a scuffle in the basket, Bilbo was forcibly reminded of those two young dwarf princes and their incessant squabbling. He smiled fondly. 'Hello, Fili and Kili,' he breathed.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Boxed In Tony's Way by pixiegold reviews
Tony has decided that he's not going to be Ziva's doormat. He has a different reaction at the end of Boxed In than is portrayed in canon. This story is AU with some OOC.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Archaic Ideals by StumbleAlong reviews
Ella just wanted to make it to graduation. Maybe find an attractive guy to date, if she had the time. But no, that sketchy librarian had insisted she take home the ancient book of questionable content, and now she was stuck with an archaic assassin in her head. She could only hope schizophrenia was as far as things could go.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Altaïr
Picture Day by loverofeevee reviews
The war is over and only the bad guys have died. Albus decides there has been too much sadness, and puts a bit of fun into the new school year. He probably shouldn't have allowed the students to decide what kind of fun it would be. Hints at nudity but nothing serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Leon the Kitty by Haalyle reviews
Let's add kitty ears and a tail to Leon, see the results.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Leon S. K. - Complete
Spider Attack by Jelli Kelli reviews
Most people have a fear of spiders. This is how the princesses deal with them.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
OOPS by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Lily Potter had a secret that her daughter found out she shared on her fourteenth birthtday? With a rather reluctant Death Eater thrown into the mix you get one very interesting year and a slight problem with a certain ritual. Fem HP / BC, Warning: Lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Barty C. Jr.] - Complete
He's Not A Monster! He's My Sweet Doggy Alu-chan! by roxan1930 reviews
Where Anderson learns he shouldn't attack vampires when they're in a public place. Especially not when one appears as a dog and the other appears as a innocent girl.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alexander, Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 560 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
A Mess with Captial M by Kefalion reviews
Harry's parents weren't Lily and James. He finds out who they truly are the summer before his fifth year, now at the end of said year with Sirius dead he goes to New York with Remus to be with his parents only they have a mess of their own. This is a bit about what happens at the Battle of New York.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 367 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Hidden Countries by Akari-Chaan reviews
Rose Potter and her friends were getting desperate, there was only one Horcrux left - Nangi. Unfortunately Rose can't get to it. This was when Hermione suggested the snake summoning scroll from the Hidden Countries... They hadn't expected to run into ninja, blood debts or the possibility of being related to one of them... This is going to be one hell of a ride. Re-Write! FemHarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,405 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Once Upon in Jotunheim by karlaakamsloki reviews
Darcy and Loki as children in Jotunheim.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
SO YOUR BROTHER IS A TOOL by wordbends reviews
The Deconstruction of Mythical Siblinghoods and Their Effect On Modern Psychopolitical Thought. — Darcy.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
Coulson's Fury by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
SHIELD agents aren't allowed to tell him about what happened to his trading cards. It was a top level secret, so naturally the entire staff, except Coulson, knows, and they can't tell him...ever. Plus the Avengers still don't know Coulson's alive. I guess both are out of the bag, and Phil's not happy. Oneshot. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Reason To Be Jolly by Frosty Autumn reviews
Late at night on Christmas Eve, Jean's first year in Gotham, she is confronted by a group of thugs whilst walking home after work. Despite not putting much stock into the stories of Batman before, she is forced to reconsider when the Caped Crusader himself comes to her rescue. But when he gets hurt in the process, it soon becomes a Christmas that Jean will never forget.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bruce W., OC - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 241 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Suicide Squad, Avengers, and Horror Movies by SuicideSquadGirl13 reviews
Inspired by Melting Angels Avengers and Movies, Suicide Squad, the Avengers, Loki, and Victor von Doom pick horror movies to watch at Doom's castle every night. A different movie everyday, rate M for swearing.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Harry's Pets by wolfydies reviews
Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion(Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around. Adpoted From Shadows In The Sun. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P.
Storm Before the Calm by charli911 reviews
Aliyah Alternate Ending: My version of -What if Gibbs had chose Ziva instead of Tony when Ziva issued her ultimatum. Not for Ziva-lovers, just fair warning. Ziva-bashing involved.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
Hands Off the Dwarf by Rosa Cotton reviews
Legolas doesn't like Eomer because he threatened Gimli. When he gets Eomer alone, he makes sure that the marshal knows what will happen if he touches Legolas' dwarf. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Eomer - Complete
Dog Days by dragonwrangler reviews
Fury really hates Thursdays.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Nick F., Agent J. Sitwell - Complete
Silvertongue by PendulumWings reviews
Darcy and Loki make a bet that involves someone getting naked. Tasertricks. Thane.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by DragonlordRynn reviews
Just a small OneShot to explain why Nick Fury is as awesome as he is. And the introduction of a new member for the Avengers. Read and Enjoy!
Crossover - Bayonetta & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bayonetta, Nick F. - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wide Awake by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After i left the Narutoverse I figured life would go back to normal. This idea was proved wrong when a box of odd colored cats arrived on my doorstep. Now I have all my idiots meeting Not to mention we have love, life, family, death, and other issues that want to screw with me. Plus, Deidara is somehow alive. One question though, WHY ME? Sequel to Insomnia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Words we don't say by smaragdbird reviews
Toni Stark is not Phil's type. And neither is Phil Toni's. (Phil Coulson/Female Tony Stark)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Silence Is Golden by Marvelite5Ever reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Love in All Forms by Malakia reviews
Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Beware The Muggleborn by loverofeevee reviews
Everyone thought Voldemort was unstoppable. Everyone thought muggleborns were weak. Everyone thought a single person couldn't change the world. Everyone was wrong, because everyone hadn't met Lily Potter nee Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/15/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Webslinger and the Devil Hunter by Insieme per la vittoria reviews
There is a new superhuman in Spiderman's city, but who exactly is he? He is as strong and as fast as Thor, as heavily armed as Deadpool, as unkillable as Wolverine, and as abraisive and rude as Tony Stark. His name: Dante.
Crossover - Avengers & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Dante, Spiderman/Peter P. - Complete
Somewhere Safe by S. Rune reviews
Loki could feel his pride – what was left of it, shatter. He, who has escaped the walls of Asgard under Heimdall's ever watchful eyes, can escape anything. Focusing on that idea, Loki shape shifted and fled the scene, letting his magic guide him to a place where he would be safe. AU to the Avengers. Slash Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Sleeping Habits by Sano S. Sagara reviews
Thor sleeps anywhere, nude. Natasha sleeps curled around her gun. Steve still sleeps like a soldier. Bruce sleeps badly, fitfully. Tony, when he does sleep, sleeps spread eagle. Clint... Some Avengers Tower roommate shenanigans based on a tumblr prompt operativesurprise . / post/ 57608903545/ sylaha-theumbrellaseller-thor-thor-sleeps
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lullaby of a Youkai by BlackRoseGirl666 reviews
Kyuubi was sick of her prison and felt sympathy for her jailer. Naruto was raised by a Fox and didn't want to disappoint, so he chose someone who wouldn't. Tsunade was under pressure, but didn't make the right choice. The 'citizens' of Oto were sick of their tormentor, but needed a leader. In this world, they received two. This is the fallout. WARNINGS: Violence, Yoai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,787 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Banished Monster by PenguinBandit523 reviews
Randall Boggs escaped from the trailer of terror and has made it to the UK. He is discovered by ten year old Harry Potter who refuses to leave the monster when he clearly needs help. By the time Hogwarts starts, Harry can say with certainty that Professor Snape's snarkyness has got nothing on Randall And with said monster by his side, he definitely won't forget.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
The Ninja and the Wolf by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Storm Shadow and Timber meet for the first time, but Timber doesn't like his pack position threatened and Storm doesn't like having an animal around at all times. On a side note, Snake-Eyes is not that great of a mediator.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Nine Plus One by avpke reviews
(One-Shot Collection) - The Nine were Sauron's greatest, strongest and deadliest servants. They were able to kill simply by causing fear within their enemies, wielding their weapons with ease, and could not be killed. But… what are these dark creatures doing in their free time? And what if the Witch King had a 5 year old daughter? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC - Complete
Heat', A Hellsing Snippet by Loxxi reviews
Pip was a virgin, and when Seras bit him he became a Vampire. Seras is in 'Heat', according to Alucard. Alucard has become a huge pervert. Seras doesn't like it, and kills him for it. But this..THIS has gone to far. (Might make a story out of it if I get enough reviews. xD) Gore, Dark humor. C: Enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Where Healing Begins by NCISVU reviews
Nine year old Anthony DiNozzo Junior has been through more in his short life than most adults have. Convinced that he's unwanted and unloved, he puts up a wall to protect himself from any more hurt. Little does he know a weekend with Gibbs is going to change his life forever. Gibbs/Tony. Father/Son. Kid!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
What The! by Xanabell reviews
This is a typical "Fellowship fall into my lounge room" story. What will happen when four girls get thrown into Middle Earth. How much of an effect on the plot will they have. My first fanfiction, be nice. Please R&R. PS I drew the cover image!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Meriadoc B., Boromir, Legolas, Haldir - Complete
autobots play slender by slenderman20dollars reviews
title says all... what expression will the autobots have, when they play the infamous slender? who have a habit of making grown man crap themself? it's all in this fic. rated T for swearing and because i am paranoid
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
Let Me Get This Straight by Starsinger reviews
After fight breaks out during shoreleave, Jim finds himself in the unusual position of handing out punishments to Starfleet Admirals.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2013 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty, C. Pike - Complete
I'll be right with you by FanficTaichou reviews
Alucard becomes Hellsing's annoying receptionist. Abridged Alucard is the best Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A Pen and Darcy Lewis by molescout reviews
Being involved with the Avengers can be exciting during the fighting but like the rest of life, there are always boring necessities. Fury's meetings are one of them. A Loki/Darcy Oneshot. Set in the post Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Helicarrier Job by smthwallflower reviews
Coulson confiscates Parker's Bunny. Obviously the team needs to help her get Bunny back
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
Allies by thecloseryoulook reviews
Magic and international heists? Naturally, SHIELD would take notice. A Now You See Me and Avengers crossover told in three parts. Rated T for language because I do what I want. Set post-film and featuring Fury, Coulson, Tony, Steve, Clint and Natasha of the Avengers; Daniel, Jack, Merritt, and Henley of the Horsemen.
Crossover - Avengers & Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Occlumency Corner by GuidingHand reviews
Harry fails to clear his mind before bed each night. Snape assigns him two hours of corner time as detention. Harry has fun coming up with creative ways to clear his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Contest by WizardsGirl reviews
Dwalin inadvertently challenges Bilbo... This is Crack written at 3 AM, I was seriously bored and couldn't concentrate on anything else. Enjoy! T only for mild language and consumption of alcohol.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Welcome to Level Seven Miss Lewis by boaterV reviews
There are days when it seems like you can't catch a break. Days when nothing seems to work out. But every once in a while the stars align and everything comes up aces. or Darcy Lewis gets a security upgrade.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson - Complete
Raised By GLaDOS by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
Oh Hel No by InterestingName reviews
Darcy is actually Hel, queen of Helhiem. She was doing fine until her conscience surpassed her self-preservation instincts. Why does she feel the need to protect her friends? She was doing so well in her life before. She had even bought a microwave.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Darcy L.
Just a cop by Leigh59 reviews
A bout with the flu, and an email from a friend, reminds Tony who he really is deep down inside.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,664 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Mahou no Shinobi by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
There are two ninjas in Konoha who share a strange but mysterious chakra-like bloodline. It was dubbed Mahōjutsu, and the duo as they grew up earned the nickname Mahō no Shinobi due to their feared reputation. Then out of the blue the Order of the Phoenix literally pops into Konoha...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minato N., Anko M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 685 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Why you shouldn't have Kids by A Little Carefree reviews
"What's a little kid like you doin' in a place like this?" "I'm looking for my daddy!" "Daddy huh? And who would that be?" "Well I have no idea sir, but momma said he's known as a Role Holder!" THUD! "Why do they always faint when I say that? Adults are weird." AU-10 years old Alice Liddell sets out to find her real father, who apparently lives where all criminals reside.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013
Sibling Complex by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. Alice finally has a boyfriend but it seems her siblings's complexes are acting up and they don't approve of her boyfriend! Extra: Forget all the things Ace has say in the previous chapter, he will so kill and torture Alice's boyfriend!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Strays by YankeeGirl28 reviews
"What's in your quiver, Barton? And don't get cute." Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Trouble with Symmetry by PhoenixedDragon reviews
How many piercings does Gajeel have on that little sexy body of his? A perfectly valid question Mirajane poses. Levy knows the answer—it's thirty-three. But she also says he's a "fan" of symmetry, and thirty-three is not an even number, which could only lead any rational perverted mind (and all of Fairy Tail) to one conclusion. Gajeel must have pierced his... (full summary inside)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
ladies man with a plan by ohmyloki reviews
"Here's your problem, Rogers. You've only been to first base with, what, one woman? That statistic is only okay if you're eleven," Tony sprawled his arm across the back of booth seat and took a sip of his whiskey." HIMYM inspired one-shot.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Happy Birthday Storm Shadow by tigerwolfspellbear reviews
Crack ficlet. Mail call and the ninja receives a strange package.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Storm Shadow - Complete
Stalker Express by BrokenBlackCat reviews
AU. Alice has neither one nor two nor three stalkers. Actually, she has a lot that she lost count. Starting from the normal stranger to the psychotic stalker. And did I mention she is well-aware and well-informed and even friends with them?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
In Which JARVIS Is Mistaken For by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Plate 23 and a Whipped Cream Smile on Top by ilovetoread38 reviews
Steve and Thor go to IHOP and prove that Thor is a tank. Even though it's All You Can Eat Pancake Day, a long day when anything can happen, Thor still manages to surprise the staff. Steve&Thor friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
I Can Kill You With My Powerpoint by Ninjababe reviews
Darcy gives a short lecture to new agents on why they should leave scientists alone. Major Spoilers for Iron Man III. This is part of my 'Darcy Lewis, Vampire Slayer (Semi-Retired)'. The order of the series is in my bio.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Darcy's adventures in SHIELD by WingedFoxKit reviews
"You are here, Miss Lewis, because you somehow managed to infiltrate one of our most heavily fortified operations bases." "All I had to do was ask for directions at the front desk and look like I knew where I was going! They didn't even try to stop me! How is that infiltration?" Very short one-shot.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
I Don't Suppose by FugitiveSGA reviews
"I don't suppose I can persuade you to stay, John?" asked Mycroft, shooting an annoyed look at the cab where Sherlock sat imperviously. Imperiously even, Mycroft thought. Of course. John dumped a duffel bag against the small pile of suitcases on the footpath outside 221B Baker Street and said, "No," in that tone of voice that Mycroft had heard so many times before.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Poisonous by Kaaos reviews
"Don't eat that!" Bilbo's panicked voice yelled and the dwarves all froze and turned to look at their burglar.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Avenger Escape Plan by Dreamerdragon reviews
A plan for when Hulk chases you down. Tony walked in oblivious to anything going on. He crumpled the bag up and tossed it away. Bruce suddenly went stiff and started panting before hulking out. "RUN!" Hawkeye shouted. UPDATED
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Group Therapy by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Group therapy in Arkham Asylum was never a dull event-but when an incarcerated Dr. Crane presides over a session, the results are predictably catastrophic. Inspired by a prompt from Tumblr.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Cookie Madness by tigerwolfspellbear reviews
An OC bakes for the pit.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
Enough Is Enough by loverofeevee reviews
This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,408 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Completely Unnecessary Situation Caused By a Pruidish Hobbit by stickdonkey reviews
Privacy was easy to find in Lake Town. Now Thorin finds himself beyond frustrated when Bilbo refuses his advance due to a lack of it. Despite Thorin's attempts to find locations that are suitable for the purpose, Bilbo continues to reject them. This leads to Thorin making a very foolish decision to request a room for the night from Smaug . . . who agrees? Crackfic (well-written?)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Smaug - Complete
Headbangers by eradicating reviews
Kakashi couldn't help but stare at each one of his students, one at a time, then feel the urge to go to the memorial stone and bang his head against it. Repeatedly. Reincarnation/CRACK/ONESHOT/Probably OOC/Dunno what the hell is going on with the title
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Zack F., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruko U. - Complete
My Dwarf by Rosa Cotton reviews
"But Ada, Mithrandir gave it to me!" No slash.
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Who Taught Sherry To Drive! by ThatIsNotAFetish reviews
Summary: Much to Chris and Piers' horror, Leon has regrets. Pairing: Implied Chris x Piers [Awkward fluffyness]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Chris R., Leon S. K., Sherry B., Piers N. - Complete
How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers by Taylor Hayes reviews
The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 705 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Shopping, interrupted by Chiron's Arrow reviews
One hot summer's day, Loki finds his shopping interrupted. String bags, aviator shades, ice cream trucks, and sports cars make for an interesting morning for everyone's favorite mad Norse god.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Loki - Complete
Thunder Buddies by visceralfringe reviews
Loki watches an arm wrestling match between legends. He isn't sure who he should root for.
Crossover - Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
No Time to Waste by wileycoyote reviews
Response to a challenge issued by Reptilia28. I've read a few responses to this challenge as well as other stories that have Harry or another character going back in time to fix things. However, I sometimes get impatient as I'm reading them. So, I decided to write a version of this cliché where very little time was wasted. Harry has a life to live, and he's got no time to waste.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silent Footsteps by fakeasain56 reviews
We all know Hobbits can be very quiet when they want but what if Hobbits were just naturally quiet. Even without trying they can go unnoticed. So, 5 times Bilbo accidentally scared the crap out of someone in The Company.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Enforced Somnambulism by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
AU: Loki resorts to some tricks to rouse Odin from the Odinsleep.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Naruto: Tremor Ninja by EveryonesWatchingU reviews
Naruto is running away from the village to start a new life, when as always, things take a turn for the worse. Naruto runs into trouble and gets temporaly sent to Nevada, where he is eaten by a Graboid. First story I've wrote.
Crossover - Naruto & Tremors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,743 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 302 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Thieves, Spies, and Accidental Allies by ellabellbee reviews
In order for the Leverage Team to get justice for a client, they must infiltrate Stark Tower. Things end up more complicated than they originally planned. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Nathan F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tookishness by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Peregrin T., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Pirate Lord of the South China Sea by Lady Fireflower reviews
James asked her to go. She wouldn't...not without him. AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 304 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs Jonathon Livingston Seagull by Red Witch reviews
While Cobra Commander wages a war on seagulls, the other Cobras play a game to pass the time.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
After the Dust Settles by bgtea reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Sausages - A Breakfast Story by Aryndiel reviews
Lucy needs some cheering up, and Natsu is just the man for the job. But the advice he's getting seems a bit strange. Will breakfast really help? More importantly, is Gray's face going to freeze that way? Why did Bixlow just spit his beer? What's wrong with Romeo? And will Gajeel ever find the answer to the question everyone's wondering about?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Hari Rabbit: A Potter's Tail by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Harry Rabbit challenge. Angharad Potter is taken from the Dursleys at the age of four, and blood-adopted by the Rabbits from Toontown. Receiving her Hogwarts letter brings to a place to learn a different kind of magic than the kind you find in cartoons. Will the Weasley twins meet their match at pranking? Will Draco run to Daddy? Will there be a KABOOM?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
That Lingering, Sentimental Hope by DezoPenguin reviews
As we go through life, we leave lingering traces of ourselves behind in the hearts of everyone we meet. And as one freight gondolier learns from Akari, sometimes that can even apply to the objects that carry our memories.
Aria/アリア - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
A New Beginning by Ciel Leon reviews
Adpt.from Emerald Falcon.After a strange encounter with the God Ra, Marik and Malik find themselves with a new Hikari. It also seems like life has started to become even more complex... MarikxMalikxHarry Yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Yami Marik
Take Me Out to the Ballgame by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
A new doctor at Arkham Asylum suggests that the patients could benefit from a team-building exercise, and organizes a game of baseball with the doctors playing against the patients. He thinks this will help the inmates function as productive members of a team and of society in general. He doesn't know the Arkham inmates.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Dr. Leland, Poison Ivy - Complete
Team Nineteen by FriedIce reviews
Morino Ibiki didn't like kids. That didn't stop the Third Hokage assigning him a genin team nonetheless. Too bad no one saw the consequences. Inspired by 'Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do' by H.E. Gray.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Ibiki M., Iruka U. - Complete
Losurui by EgyptianStargazer reviews
In which Bilbo learns never stand in front of Fili and Kili when one of them throws a snowball or Even in a snowball fight, there is warmth to be found. Beta by: K8DGR81 AN: Who can figure out the Elvish name of this story? (My beta helped me with it since she has my Tolkien language book) 3
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Bofur's Hat by Rosa Cotton reviews
It was so large, furry, must be terribly warm and soft. Was it truly any surprise that the rest of the company tried to get their hands on it? Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bofur, Bilbo B. - Complete
How to Handle Your Warg - A Handbook By Bilbo Baggins by Jhaia reviews
Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 618 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Meeting Lily's Son by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. How Harry Potter's pre-Hogwarts experience in July of 1991 might have gone in an alternate universe where Professor Horace Slughorn wanted to personally deliver the Hogwarts letter of Lily's son. Slytherin!Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Horace S. - Complete
Crystal Clear by Ferowyn reviews
After the BoFA Bilbo receives only mistrust and decides to leave Erebor. However, he does not know yet that he will be forced to return rather soon.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Frontiersman Tales by Elielephant reviews
Bigfoot? Fake. Ghost? Really fake. Sea Monster? Nicely crafted, but fake. Unidentified...flying object? ...Yeah, that's fake, too. Headless Horseman? Fak...wait? What?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
Desperate Measures by Neocolai reviews
Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Insomnia by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After the accident I was told to watch for side affects. Now instead of my insomnia I am brought to another world when I sleep! This world is a great place but is filled with dangerous ninja that all seem to want to get me! While here I make friends, fall in love, and find a place I belong. When the time comes to choose here or Earth, where will I stay?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 94,087 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Little Blue Alien for the Big Blue Alien by Cheza the Flower Maiden reviews
Loki encounters the Midgardian movie, Lilo & Stitch, and creates his own blue little friend… only to sick it on the ones that had always mocked him. Who's laughing now, Sif?
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete
And in the Darkness by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. After he gets shot, John gets flashbacks to another life - that of Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. And, of course, it's just his luck that he ends up shacking up with an ex-Dark Lord. Reincarnation fic with mild Johnlock
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
If a Man's Best Friend is a Dog, What's a Hobbit's? by Rikkamaru reviews
Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Keep The Hobbit Away From Dwarf Beer by yaoigirl22 reviews
"...Should I poke him?"
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Master of Death Wears Hawiian Shirts by The Architect Project reviews
In which demons discover why you shouldn't summon the Master of Death while he's on vacation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 247 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
A Real Burglar by thetravelinglemon reviews
'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
House of Took by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
You must be Joking by udderpd reviews
Harry is not amused when his name comes out of the 'Goblet of Fire'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Courting under the stars by TheMisfitToy reviews
Thorin wants to know why. Bilbo is mischevious and Fili and Kili are scared.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A New Year and Nothing's New by b-mystique reviews
"I wonder what the ball is made of? It's so shiny! Ohh, I know!We should steal it!" He was really starting to think that no one understood what he meant by spending the holidays apart.Theteam brings in the New Year together.*Part 2 2012*Parker&the ball. *Part 3 2013* The Ball revisited.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Nathan F., Parker - Complete
Late at Night I Shall Seek Comfort by Resacon1990 reviews
Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Trust by mykkila09 reviews
tag to the 'Dead Air' Episode; what would've happened if Tony had needed his teammate's help when they turned off the radio? Full summary inside. also, slash of the Gibbs/Tony kind; don't like then don't read
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
Darcy's Dates by smaragdbird reviews
Apparently if your friends are superheroes your dating life dies quickly because the word over-protective was invented for them (Darcy/various)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Shovel talk by Ferowyn reviews
Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. Cue 12 Dwarves giving Bilbo the shovel talk
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 1,050 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Waking Theories by SunsetSky412 reviews
The next line spurred a reaction in the team similar to if an Unsub had just stormed into the bullpen waving two guns - "Derek, I'm out of the shower - why are you still in there?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The 12 Days of Loki by her-little-musings reviews
Loki radically misinterprets the song 'The 12 Days of Christmas' and attempts to woo Darcy.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Another Time, Another Place by Jimli reviews
Who wouldn't run from a homicidal whacko cosplaying fanboy wielding a sword with murderous intent, no matter how attractive he is? When he catches her, he acts like he knows her quite intimately, but he's not truly where he belongs. She helps him home, but the encounter adds layers of complications when she later finds herself in a similar situation. OC/AU. Lemon, violence, no yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
The Great Foam War by AquaWolfGirl reviews
Whoever gave the elves access to Mentos and Coke is done for. Bunnymund learns to have a bit of fun, courtesy of the Guardian of Fun himself. /ONESHOT/
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Red Suits of SHIELD by Rogue nerd9 reviews
There is a high mortality rate for junior agents despite Coulson's attempts to keep them alive by passing on his acquired knowledge in the form of a pamphlet. A pamphlet no one reads. Tony decides to put matters into his own hands and enlists the help of the other Avengers whether they want to or not. Just some funny fluff. Rate T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S.
Whispers of Friendship by Sootsprites reviews
Darcy has always loved Superheroes, ever since she was little. But when The Avengers treatment of Loki takes a turn for the childish, Darcy decides to take matters into her own hands.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Developments by TheWyldeWynd reviews
(AU) Since Loki of Asgard joined the Avengers, Nick Fury has found new depths in his ability to deal with the unexpected. Of course, Loki being Loki, the alien prince can still manage to throw Fury's world into absolute chaos. [slash, mpreg] {fill for prompt}
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Adoption 101 by LeaderPinhead reviews
The first rule of pet adoption: Never go for the weird ones...no matter how cool they may look, it may only make your life more complicated. Rated T for STRONG language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,606 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Troubles in Time by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,092 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Kushina U. - Complete
Witch and the Hunter by DeathDemonWolf reviews
Two-shot: The survivors are waiting and talking when something strange happens with a Hunter and a Witch. Tell me if you want more Also the pic ain't mine it is someone else's.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Hunter, Witch - Complete
Hell hath no Fury which is a pretty good thing for Hell by Tari Roo reviews
Inter-agency co-operation is almost unheard of. Assets are protected at all costs. Nick Fury firmly believes this. When Abby Sciuto is reported to be at the Stark Tower... he assumes the worst.
Crossover - NCIS & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Abby S. - Complete
Spark by MissingMyMind reviews
After the events in New Mexico, Darcy Lewis knew things wouldn't go back to normal. What she didn't expect was to end up in New York City, working in Stark Tower doing data entry. And on top of that, she can't seem to go near a computer without it dying on her.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
The Holmes Brothers Fighting Experience by lazybum89 reviews
How did John and Lestrade know not to interfere between Sherlock and Mycroft having a little row between each other? Experience, painful experience… A one-shot that goes along with my other story 'It All Started in a Bank' but can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
New Starts, New Hope, New Dreams by DovahkiinGamer reviews
Harry is transported to the Pokemon world right before his fifth year. No pairings
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,100 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Celestial's Love for Shadows by oxCuteKataraox reviews
After a month later, Lucy was in her home feeling lonely. She missed the cute little exceed as well as a certain Shadow Dragonslayer. Rogue suddenly appeared in her room asking if she had seen Frosch. When Frosch finally showed up, he never would've expected he see something like this. (Note: read the prequel, Cute Exceed first before reading this!)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C., Frosch - Complete
Oh, the many rules of the Avengers Tower by Agent.Badass reviews
Just some of the rules of the Avengers Tower. Forbidden this and banned that. No this and Don't that. Of course why all the rules are here are explained. Read and tell me whatcha think! : I only own the narrator.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
April Fool's, Fury by Amalthea-Shine reviews
The women plan an April Fool's prank, and Fury is their victim. Promises of laughs.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Nick F. - Complete
When Therapy works TOO well by Scorpina reviews
It was the last straw, after Hell in a Cell Kane was sent back to Dr. Shelby. Problem was, when he returned the monster was gone. He was all smiles and full of hugs for the locker room. The flags are up and the superstars are worried. They have to get the old Kane back, at any cost! But how?
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Kane, John Cena - Complete
To Trick A Trickster by amidtheflowers reviews
Every year on Halloween, Darcy Lewis prays to the God of Mischief. Except for one year.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Conversation During an (attempted) Interrogation by YYHfan-KB reviews
John and Sherlock frustrate a kidnapper to no end by talking nochalantly throughout his failure of an interrogation. Humour, a frustrated kidnapper, and a very amused duo, wanna guess the outcome?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Megatron's Nightmare by SJSGirl reviews
Dani is bored and decides to send Megatron a token of her affections.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Megatron, Jazz - Complete
Lady Potter by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Something stirred in the graveyard of Godric's Hollow in early November, 1981... Alternate universe. Standalone piece posted for Hallowe'en.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Parker's Weird Obsession by WriterHorse32 reviews
Parker is weird, we all know that, but when she gets two new obsessions and sick the team will find out. And what will they say? Oh and Eliot is so totally Batman! Please read and review.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Parker - Complete
The dating history of SHIELD agents by herk227 reviews
Dating isn't easy for normal people, so what do you expect happens if you involve not one but two top SHIELD agents? Phil/Clint Slash :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Kitten Fever by Sootsprites reviews
It was actually an accomplishment, Darcy thought, that this was her weirdest day working with the Avengers. She'd lived down alien invasions and stolen coffee, but superheroes turning into cats? That was where she drew the line. Oneshot, unabashed crack.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Dragon's Treasure by AngelFace273 reviews
Dragons love and protect their treasure. They will also protect the treasure of another dragon. Don't believe me? Let me tell you a story... Oneshot. Warning: Established NaLu, GaLe, and RoWen. Oh, and Juvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H., Wendy M. - Complete
The Fangirl: Weaponized by FeatherWriter reviews
Loki's managed to get away from the Avengers, but he needs to make plans quick. When he stumbles upon an all-girl's school with a serious case of Loki fever, might he have found the army he needs?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,848 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
How to pick up a Princess by Misty Mina reviews
The male guild members play a game with Lucy as the unsuspecting target. The best pick-up line wins. ...What is this? Dear Gentlemen, the Princess has left the building! But not alone. Who picked up the princess? For those who know and can guess already: Runestar shipping! XD
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Freed J., Lucy H. - Complete
To Serve and Protect by AndromedaAI reviews
When Annabelle Lennox is kidnapped, the Lennox family is at a loss of what to do. The Autobots chased her kidnapper, but lost him. Barricade was on the kidnapper's tail the whole time, not knowing that the daughter of one of his enemies was the one who was being kidnapped. When he saves her, he can't find it within himself to kill her. What will happen to him if he doesn't?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Annabelle L., Barricade - Complete
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
Peace by ToryTigress92 reviews
Padme Amidala was not sure what she was expecting when she met the Prince of Asgard, but it was never this. Never him. And he would change her life and her destiny forever. As for the Silvertongued Prince, a Queen from another galaxy might just give him the chance for redemption that was offered too little, too late, and change the course of his own destiny forever. Padme/Loki.
Crossover - Star Wars & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Padmé Amidala, Loki] Anakin Skywalker, Thor - Complete
But Why is the Rum Gone? by Slightly Improbable reviews
To be fair, it was Fury's own fault for leaving Anna with the new recruits. OC Annabelle Fitzgerald from my other fic 'Tick Tick Boom'.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Finding a Bit of Trust by Faery's Delight reviews
When Sakura does something to Naruto, he has to rebuild his world. But this time, he as some help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,812 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.] - Complete
You're It by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
In her desperation to not be "it" in the game of tag Natsu has dragged her into, Lucy makes a decesion that will make her day a little more interesting. "Laxus! Laxus is it!" Least to say, the lightning mage didn't want to partake in the game either. She would pay for ever getting him involved...but things don't exactly go as planned...or NOT planned. LaLu fluff-ish thing. Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
The Answering Machine by Laliel reviews
Director Fury tries to contact the Avengers to save New York City from a giant lizard hell-bent on destruction but gets the answering machine instead. MOVIE-VERSE, The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Nick F. - Complete
The Five Times the JLA Found the Avengers by ArrowandShield reviews
... and the One Time the Avengers Found the JLA OR How the Avengers Made the JLA Look Bad Just By Being Their Normal Awesome Selves. Involves JLA Douchebaggery. Crossover in the Avenger Verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
User's Guide to Storm Shadow by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a new STORM SHADOW unit! Not responsible for injuries.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Storm Shadow - Complete
The Foreign Role Holder by Yoruko Rhapsodos reviews
There are many ways Selene Potter can end up in Wonderland, and even more ways her growing up around the Role Holders can change things. This is a series of totally unrelated oneshots depicting a few of them. fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harry P.
The Element of Surprise by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Kidnapping 101 by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have been kidnapped! But things don't seem to be going quite as well as the kidnapper had planned…He may have bitten off more than he can chew when he chose to kidnap the Hitachiin twins.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Elves don't die by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
Darcy was over S.H.I.E.L.D. and their secrets. She had nearly forgotten about Jane and Agent Coulson, and Thor. She was over it, and she wasn't bored at all. Really. But of course, aliens had to invade New York. And somehow, Agent Coulson, the Agent's Agent needed her. Who was she to refuse to serve her country? DarcyxClint
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,702 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Fairy Tail Costume Party: Superheroes by Rhov reviews
Fairy Tail has a costume party and the theme is SUPERHEROES. Natsu as the Human Torch! Lucy as Wonder Woman! Loke as...well...Loki. Okay, so he's a villain and not a hero, but he's deviously sexy. See how many comic superheroes you recognize in this wild cosplay party. Written for a contest...and did quite well, thank you!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H., Loke/Leo, Gildarts C. - Complete
Never Again by NCISVU reviews
Gibbs has to deal with the aftermath of Tony and Abby's Caf-Pow drinking contest. Drabble. Gibbs/Tony/Abby.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
I'm Gettin' Out of Dodge by Tarafina reviews
The cow town she's supposed to start over in as Jane Average after the rainbow bridge debacle blows over gets its own craptastic makeover when a mutant v. mutant fight breaks out, and what does Darcy do? Makes a date with a mutton-chopped savior, of course. :Darcy/Logan:
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Darcy L. - Complete
I'd Fight For You by FatesMistake reviews
Ron is being a prat and wishes Severus away to the Goblin King. When he refuses to go and retrieve him, Harry volunteers, because everybody needs to know that there's someone out there willing to fight for them. The Labyrinth proves a cinch, but the information Severus finds could change his view of the Man Who Prevailed forever. SSxHP, rather friendly Jareth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Favourite Style by YamiKoi reviews
Nero, Lady and Trish are arguing over which fighting style Dante prefers so they decide to ask him. Unfortunately there seems to be some miscommunication problems. Comedy. Sexual suggestions. Implied Dante x Nero
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Dante, Nero - Complete
If You Give a Hulk a Lab Assistant by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Jail by 1arigato reviews
Phil does time in jail due to a bilgesnipe attack in a city. Hilarity ensues. AU, since Phil is alive after the Avengers assemble. Told from a jail guard POV. K plus to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Cat's Love by Mooniecat reviews
When a cat loves a human, everything become possible. A 2-shot.
Aria/アリア - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
The Girl Who Died by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Captain Zaraki of Squad Eleven isn't as heartless as one would think, especially when it comes to small children. So when he comes across a child drawing in her own blood, he takes her in. Chaos ensues as they learn that Hana is really the girl-who-lived...now dead! Will Hogwarts stand or is Dumbledore in for more than he bargained for? Fatherly Zaraki!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., K. Zaraki
Unlikely by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Due to a misunderstanding, Anna Potter a.k.a. Bella Evans leave England and travels to Japan. There, she is going to meet very interesting people and her soulmate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
August 5, 2012 - Card Reading Day by mmooch reviews
**Part of the 2012 LiveJournal's Twisted Shorts August Fic-A-Day** series, also known as the 'Wacky Holiday Series'. It's a very special episode for the Cryptkeeper; you could say it's to die for!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Tales from the Crypt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Buffy S. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Very Awkward Ringtone by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a very silly Norsekink prompt. Thanks to Darcy-Hela's fondness for her cell phone, all nine realms actually have internet and phone access. Unfortunately, Loki's children have a habit of calling him at all the worst - most extremely awkward - moments possible.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
Mind Your Language! by Quillpens reviews
A few days after the Battle, Loki is stuck with the Avengers and is treating everyone like crap, including Jarvis. When Jarvis can't take the abuse any longer, he goes off. What does an AI have to say to a God to get him to behave? T for safety.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Energizer Loki by fan girl 666 reviews
Tony wants to run some tests on Loki and his magic before he is taken back to Asgard so he brings a peace offering hoping to tempt the God of Mischief into saying yes. Unfortunatly he also decides its a smart idea to give the trickster coffee with it. Friendship Fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Missing P Epidemic by Ms. Issues reviews
Because if you're going to prank call Batman while he's on JL monitor duty, you have to bring your "A" game and a story so CRAZY that it's believable. Rated M for precaution. Nothing sexy is going on, the word p***s just gets repeated A LOT.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Unofficial SHIELD Recruit Handbook by SPT reviews
The title pretty much says it all; just a little bit of fun.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
You Weren't Looking by Tarafina reviews
Maybe it's too many Disney movies growing up, but she feels like any giant, angry monster probably just has a thorn in its paw that needs removing. Darcy's not sure where on Green Bean's giant, muscular body that thorn is, but she's very willing to search for it when he's still his average-sized, pink self.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Finding Home by Seito reviews
Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dear Severus Snape, by marksmom reviews
Sequel to 'Not My Son'. The years have passed and Harry is ready to go off to school...but where is he going? How does Severus affect his decision as to which school to attend? And what is this about a letter from James Potter? Only warning is for one swear word and implied slash/Mpreg...if you blink, you'll miss it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Avengers Play: Amnesia and Slender by ZaneShadow reviews
Tony plays Slender while Steve freaks out watching him. Tony then decides it'd be agreat idea to send it to Loki. Thor sends it straight back. Tony apparently doesn't learn his lesson because look there, he's playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent along with Steve. Thor and Loki decide it's the perfect time to show up.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Happy to the Rescue by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Tony's been kidnapped. Happy doesn't like that. Featuring BAMF!Happy. Action and some Humor
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2012 - H. Hogan/Happy, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The lover of Count Dracula by Vamphunterdlover reviews
This is the start of my Dracula Fan fiction I first thought up when I was a freshman in high school, and completed in my junior year. I did plan on uploading this story on here years ago but the laptop I actually wrote my story on that also had my account here blew up on me. ; I got recommended to upload this story by someone off of DA so I hope you all love it!
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Dracula, Mina Harker - Complete
Conversation In a Cupboard by YYHfan-KB reviews
Sherlock and John get stuck in a rather tight spot, literally. Conversation only, very silly, enjoy! :
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How Two Asexual Gods Got By by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Loki and Sigyn are to be married. Problem is, neither of them is interested in havinf sex. Ever. But they will be required to have sex on their wedding night while Witnesses listen in at the door. This will require some plotting. Some warnings for imaginary, but not really. LOKI/SIGYN
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Loki - Complete
Many Times Loki Was a Troll About His Godhood by madwriter223 reviews
to Avoid Ragnarok 1 Time He Remained a God of Wild Nature -Kink Meme Fill- Loki is the only one to remember every single Ragnarok cycle. Tries something new in every cycle and/or tries to break the cycle.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Snakes On A Helicarrier by wirewrappedlily reviews
Or: That Time Captain America Had An Anaconda Down His Pants Totally drabble. Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Black Cat by Frenetic-Kinetic reviews
Arkham City. A little black cat sneaks into the Riddler's hideout. Drabble.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2012 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, Catwoman/Selina Kyle - Complete
Things Not To Do In Arkham City by GhostAuthor reviews
These are the rules Strange should have given the new inmates of Arkham City.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
A Study in Mischief by BookkeeperThe reviews
Living with Sherlock Holmes, John has grown somewhat accustomed to sudden, unexpected insanity. This, however, is a bit much, even for him.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - John W., Loki - Complete
An Agreement Between Gentlemen by ElvenAngelMayCry reviews
Not all demons are monstrous brutes bent on destruction. Some are gentlemen. And gentlemen solve their differences the civilized way...even if it pisses off the 'prize' in question. OCs, fanfic-verse, bit of foul language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Dante - Complete
The Horror aka Tony Stark Age 9 by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
A young Phil Coulson and Jasper Sitwell plot how they can stop their group home from being taken over by General Ross and 'The Abomination'. They Settle for an abomination of their own. Parody of 'The Consultant'. Fill for meme prompt.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Darcy Lewis Saves The World by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
Of course, aliens have to invade New York while she's on the coffee run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Almost Paradise by cywsaphyre reviews
Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Shutting Up The God Of Lies by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
All in the Family by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Darcy is Coulson's younger sister and afters she discovers he's an agent, Fury brings her into SHIELD. Darcy is assigned to keep tabs on Jane Foster. An exploration of the brother/sister relationship throughout Thor and the Avengers. Told mostly through text message.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 283 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Boyfriend Totally Pancaked You by dhauren reviews
Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Koukyuu by Vampiric Instincts reviews
Kagome had no idea how she came to be here. But then, who cares about how it came to be when they have their very own harem? Kagome/male harem. Characters added to harem as the story progresses. COMPLETE
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 118 - Words: 50,648 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kagome H., Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
No Guts, No Glory by NCISVU reviews
Tony and Abby are bored and Gibbs pays the price. I wanted to write something different so I went to NFA's Random Pairing Generator and went with it. Tony/Abby/Gibbs. One shot. Pure silliness basically.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
There Goes My Saturday by RavenGhost reviews
What started off as a wonderful Saturday is ruined when Tony is kidnapped by probably the most annoying person he's ever met. Obviously, this pisses Bruce off. Hulk's got some smashing to do. Light Tony/Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Yugioh Pocahontas by Wordsorcereress reviews
Title says all, Not a parody or chatacter crossover. Free spirited Yugi wishes for the answer to a dream, Prince Atem wishes for adventure, what happens when two worlds collide? Better than the summary sounds, I promise, try it out! BR YA MM SJ IMa
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,795 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Atem, Isis/Aishisu, Mahado/Mahad, Yūgi M. - Complete
Kidnapping Fun by XxNeonShadowsxX reviews
Never kidnap a speedster and a ninja together, even if they're in their civvies. It won't end well. For the kidnappers.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
How Geekwars start by Tristana reviews
Shaun tries to log in with his password. Which was changed. And fails. Again. And again. And AGAIN! - Crack -
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shaun H., Rebecca C. - Complete
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Question Existing by Blinded-Kit reviews
A story about the questions Darcy Lewis would ask Bruce
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Darcy Saved The World by Estelle Stafford reviews
"So it is like this, yeah you can take over the world and all that evil stuff…but if you have to do this…don't expect to be getting any from me!" Darcy gives Loki a choice.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Marry Me by Reigen Doki reviews
Eight times Jim and Spock accidentally got engaged, one time they almost did and totally knew it, and one time they really got engaged, but in a completely straight way. Sort of Jim/Spock but really not at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rule 15 Why red alert should never watch the Ring by Prime's sparkling reviews
A bit of humour based on my other story survival to nest base
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Family Pain, Hidden Tears by Neph Champion reviews
When, in a bout of accidental magic, eight-year-old Harry James Potter escapes his abusive relatives he discovers a new world of Chakra and ninjas. After his escape he finds a new family, one forged of pain and tears. But this new family is incomplete...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,628 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Poor Gullible Soul by Copyright-Prime reviews
What would happen if Will went 'missing' and Ironhide couldn't find him. And why are all the humans smiling when they should be worried? And how come Epps suddenly has a guinea pig? So many questions that are all answered here. Child friendly for once!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Almost Likeable by Fire Kunai reviews
The Boss was terribly bored. Johnny had left her waiting at a bar. Surely there was no harm in accepting a glass of champagne from an almost likeable masked wrestler? *Mild Boss/Killbane. Set between SR2 and SRtT*
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Killbane, Boss/PC - Complete
Good News, Bad Timing by Nienna Tinehtele reviews
Darcy tells Clint some good news at the wrong time and he ends up in the infirmary.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Black Twilight by soulXmaka4evalove reviews
Lilith Potter's been betrayed, so with Neville and a surprise lady, she's hitting Japan. She was unaware that going to school with a certain Shinigami woudl eventually get her dragged in, not that she minds. Fem!Harry/Ichigo
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Was Abused but is now Loved by Immortal Wolf Lover reviews
An abused Alice finds her way to 'Wonderland' Starts at Mirana the White Queens palace AU Abused Alice MALICE M for future scenes and language. Pissed off Mirana. Going AboveLand to 'meet' Alices family.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
The Sheldon Shenanigan by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Set after The Impala Improbability. Sheldon, with Penny's help, takes the opportunity to shock his coworkers into silence.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A heartwish by worshipthehat reviews
It's been months since the Arrietty said her goodbyes to Sho, now she might have found a way back...first fanfic, so please be nice
Arrietty/借りぐらしのアリエッティ - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,816 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Arrietty, Shō - Complete
Toy Department by Twinings reviews
A shopping trip goes wrong.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Pamela I., Harley Q. - Complete
How to Win a War by Arcadia Jones reviews
A prompt from the ME kinkmeme. Based off of Joker's comment on "teaching the Reapers how to love." Rated for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Fearsome Dragons by Theriechenbachevent reviews
Well, it s finally happened. Lisanna and Natsu are together. Lucy is devastated, then, she finds solace in the last place she expected. Who knew Gajeel had it in him? LucyxGajeel Crack pairing..i think. R&R PLEASE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Path of the Redeemer by Hero To No One reviews
Demon's have kidnapped Lady, in an attempt to lure Dante into a trap. The demon's decide to have their way with her before sending Dante a video tape to his shop, but little did they know that they lured the other Son of Sparda instead. slight au&ooc.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
UnConventional Survival Horror by Phoenix-KaZ reviews
What happens when a viral outbreak occurs in the middle of a convention? Three survivors team up with the Resident Evil cast and hope to make it out alive. Rated 'T' for language and zombie gore. Includes guest characters.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Chris R., Jill V., Leon S. K., OC - Complete
Love last forever by Suicide Emo reviews
Sasuke is a surviver of the Titanic. Before he dies, he tells the story about what happen on the ship before the love of his life died. sasu/femnaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Bare Necessities by Chiron's Arrow reviews
Any day can be a bad day, but you can get through it if you just remember what you really need. This is just one of Darcy's truths. Shuffle30 challenge. Prompt: "Bare Necessities" from The Jungle Book.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Muggle Methods of Mass Destruction by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Harry and Hermione debate muggle methods of mass destruction over breakfast. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Golden Cat Job by TheWyldeWynd reviews
There are certain rules in the underworld of Gotham. Things that deal with plants belong to Ivy. Things that come in twos belong to Two-Face. Things that are related to cats belong to Catwoman. So why is some blonde stealing the cat statue Selina's after?
Crossover - Batman & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Parker - Complete
Hiding Out by JackPotr reviews
The years after Voldemort had not been kind to Harry as he feels he has to leave those behind that just want to use him for his fame. Harry/Morag
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Malik's Codex by noyne reviews
It is a pity that only Altair's Codex survived as it could spare the future generations of assassins countles humiliations among other things . Drabbles on why does the assassins and alcohol do not mix. Crack, parody and T-rated just to be safe
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Parker's Pet by Leveragelover reviews
...and some people in the team just can't handle it.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Parker - Complete
Love Ring by Misty Mina reviews
Speech is silver, but silence is golden. It's something Natsu really needs to learn. Because after reading a certain request, the whole Guild goes crazy, ...with love! 'Change Ring' was not enough, here comes 'Love Ring! GrayLu, GaLe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H., Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
The Strength of a Soul by lunamist reviews
After being offered Heaven, Naruto turns down his own nirvana in one last attempt at saving Sasuke's soul. Pulled from Purgatory, Itachi is forced to watch as Sasuke screws up one life after another, leaving them all waiting for redemption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Caffeine by Nadina V Conner reviews
We're at the Decepticons base and yet, some idiot decided to give us some coffee. Big mistake. Seriously. Now, were did Diana go? O, dear prime, someone have mercy on them. Watch out! T for some cussing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ottawa by Kye-kye cat reviews
Not even the intern was normal. Rated T for some grammar.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Canada, Darcy L. - Complete
A Touch of Insanity by 9foxgrl reviews
While listening to Draco and Hermione argue Harry comments on their repressed sexual desires and his plans to rule the world with a hamster army.Basically Harry on crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Graboids vs Cybertronians by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After Mission City Barricade is found by Earl Gummer, and taken back to Perfection. Miles' Uncle, Val, lives there, and Miles visits. And then something deep within the earth stirs... Crossover crack oneshot between Transformers and Tremors!
Crossover - Tremors & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Barricade - Complete
Questions by Nadina V Conner reviews
ok, all i ask was a simple question, and somehow it was turned into a cooking show. don't ask, i'm still trying to figure that out. hmm, i wonder if the Autobots are going to be alright? better summary inside. one-shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Megatron's Furry Christmas by The Midnight Melody reviews
Even evil mechs need a 'nice' Christmas present, right? Even if that present is... furry? And evil? Megatron finds out just how evil furry things can be. Co-written with WarriorKat21.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Lion Paws by lonely king reviews
Lucy never thought she would call Loke useless someday. But in the form he was in right now, she really couldn't come up with a different adjective. Kitty!Loke/Lucy oneshot. Fluff.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Death by Cream Cheese by rainingWolf reviews
Tseng just stared at Reno before sighing wearily. "Reno. You would be the only person in the company to kill someone with cream cheese."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Reno - Complete
Vergil's reactions by Blackwingcrow reviews
If Vergil was helping Dante in DMC 1 and was not a servant of Mundus, how would he have reacted to Dante being impaled by Alastor?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Vergil, Dante - Complete
Summer changes by broomstick flyer reviews
Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which the Pink Elephant Hides Under a Lampshade by Terrence Rogue reviews
The order is feeling lost after an unexpected series of events. Just why would a group of Death Eaters run away from Hermione Granger? Her friends seem to think this obvious. Humorous chaos ensues in a post battle order meeting. HP HG FW GW NL LL GW RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rewritten Life by Kayzi reviews
Harry fell and died. Or so he thought. 3rd and hopefully last rewriting of 'Just My Luck'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P.
No signal by SkysFireLady15 reviews
Don't you just hate that moment when your trying to destroy the city and there's no cell signal?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Joker
Assassination Request by Pagen Godess reviews
"You're not going to ask me to assassinate Galloway too are you?"
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Wrong Number by Miki Boy reviews
Apparently a text with just two words is enough to horrify man... Nothing's more scarier than the words 'I'm pregnant' flashing on your phone screen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Totally Worth It by Mya Uzo reviews
For Harry it was easy to survive after being dropped in Feudal Japan. The only thing he is worried about is getting his arm cut off. Then again if it's for a good cause...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Sesshomaru - Complete
Fools in the Rain by pseud0zombie reviews
While the rest of the Infected wallow inside, a playful pair of Hunters discover the joy of playing outside in the rain. Mischievous fluff ensues.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hunter, Witch - Complete
Bashing by Frenetic-Kinetic reviews
Jak 3. Torn slams his fist on another table in anger, so Jak and Jinx suggest a few other things he could bash. Drabble.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Jak M., Torn, Jinx - Complete
nail polish, turtles and a history of magic by incense-whiskers reviews
three is the magic number, four is back luck - we make our own chaos/lokixdarcy, mild language
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Lord of Nightmares by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry Potter meets a certain Dream Lord and gains a new weapon for his arsenal of tricks. Is there such a thing as a fourshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Freddy K. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Here we go again by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Before Tranquility, Miles and Sam lived together in a small town in Colorado, South Park. Sam never told him about the alien robots because he didn't want to lose the bet they made. Crack!Transformers/South Park. Miles/Kenny
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Miles L., Sam W. - Complete
Finally home by dnEehT reviews
Russia finds a certain someone uncosious in the snow
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Russia - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 869 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My new favorite weapon by deathskeith reviews
Ezio finds a codex long hidden by his departed Uncle. Bringing it to Leonardo he has discovered that this new weapon has some very interesting after effects on the victim. EZIOXLEO GUARDXGUARD Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Team Psych by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Positively Potter by AngelicTiff reviews
Auror Harry Potter doesn't quite know what to do when he's de-aged to a baby and found by muggles. Nor do Tony and Gibbs know what to do in concerns to protecting what they think is an ordinary child. Will the three clash or become a family of a sorts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Negai ga kanau by Cyn V reviews
Wishes and dreams are different. Naruto knows that his wishes will never come true, but what about his dreams? He can only hope. - Abused Naruto, living Minato and Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
It's True by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
There's ghosts in doorways that flick people. Will Lennox isn't amused with the situation but for some reason Optimus Prime finds it funny. Later Will gets his revenge and it turns out different than even he expected...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - W. Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
The Power He Knew Not by apAidan reviews
What happens when you mix the Sorting Hat, a one armed man, the Internet, and Hermione Granger in a really bad mood? A surprise that Tom Riddle never expected. And the answer to the age old question, "What happens if I don't answer that letter?" H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Lily fixes a mistake by severusphoenix reviews
JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 183,204 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Last Prank by bookaddict19 reviews
Upon the death of Lily and James Potter a last prank in the form of their will leads to an unpredictable chain of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Disco Barbie by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Buffy's not sure if Giles is serious or not, but she decides to check if he's been sipping the crazy juice, just to be sure. Sparkly vampires...just who is he trying to kid?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Lucius Malfoy Must Die by SokkasFirstFangirl reviews
Lucius has had the best night of his life and must tell someone! The only person around is three year old Sirius. Later Sirius says the new words he has learnt much to the anger of Andromeda. Oh dear!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Lucius M., Sirius B. - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Inexcusable by JackiLeigh reviews
Tony is tired of Tim's and Kate's disrespect and makes a drastic, life-changing decision.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Everyone Needs A Little More Dick by midnightluck reviews
The team stumbles across Dick Grayson, Boy Hostage. Abby is a fangirl, Gibbs is Gibbs-y, Dick is charming and insane and a little troll, and Tony is mad, bro.
Crossover - NCIS & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Tony D., Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darned sweet by Paperblank reviews
Translated from the French "Maudite Gourmandise" written by Elehyn. Harry is the twins' silent partner in WWW, but he didn't know the two pranksters created a very special lollipop that discloses one's skill at oral sex. Warning : HPSS Slash, slight HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Grandchildren by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Odin wants grandkids. Now, preferably. And he won't shut up until he gets them. Humor
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Command Gold by Reigen Doki reviews
Poor Jim, he just can't keep his shirt on. Spock just hadn't realized how often the captain lost his shirts until now. Just friendly stuff people Rated for 'suggestive' situations and language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Random pick up lines by rosemalfoy93 reviews
Draco tries to woo Hermione with cheesy pick up lines while she fends him off with witty comebacks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
sticky situation by xporcelain reviews
"That's it! This is the last straw!" Lucy plans on getting rid of Gray's stripping habit, once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Looking Past Memories by EriceGen reviews
A 5 year old Naruto is chased off a playground, and ends up walking around aimlessly. He ends up in a forgotten part of Konoha, and meets a girl who changes his view of the world and the people around him.
Crossover - Naruto & Aria/アリア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Target Practice by ABSilverstreak reviews
AfaF-verse. Done for a reviewer who had a hilarious idea and I couldn't pass it up. Starscream's back, Mikaela and Sam are visited by Trent. Moral of the story: Don't mess with a jet's girlfriend. Rated T for mild language use. Mikaela/Starscream
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Missione Due: Pickpocket by The Derpssassins
A pickpocket mission is a very simple task for an assassin, however, these novices always find a way to mess up.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
STINKY! by Crayola Emoticon reviews
Barricade attempts to take a girl hostage, but isn't prepared for her "arsenal."
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Barricade - Complete
An Exercise in Concentration by Steelfeathers reviews
...or how to drive the Autobots insane in 100 words or less. A series of small drabbles. Pure crack. First: Red Alert. Second: Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Whisper to a Scream by RazielCullen3 reviews
Nero has been assigned to guard the Boy-Who-Lived. How will the yound Devil react when he finds out that the savior has been abused? Harry decides to take control of his life and be political...SLASH N/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Nero
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Wish Upon A Star by blue artemis reviews
Hermione finds out the hard way that you must be careful when you wish upon a star. Ron Bashing. DARK HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Haywire and Boredom Should Never mix by Last-Babylonian reviews
What was the light saber incident that Haywire didn't want to continue talking about? Well here's what happened. Side story of Not Completely Crazy.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
The Chronicle by fringeperson reviews
Do NOT own. Harry likes to take pictures and collect stories in his book. Stories from all the people that he meets when he's travelling. X-Over of epic proportions. contains yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,492 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Summer Fall by ParaNoiablooD reviews
Why was he in the woods? He had just been in the shower. Green eyes glanced around the clearing warily before they stopped on a wide eyed male in front of him. Oh right. Summoning."Hey there, the name's Harry Potter, Master of Death, how can I help you?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
The PickUp After Parker Job by hollow echos reviews
For the prompt: "Parker gets distracted. All the time. She picks up books and pencils and paper, absolutely anything that can be interesting to a thief. The problem is that she doesn't put things back."
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 365 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Ooh, What happened to me last night? by Fuzzyltllynx reviews
Just something that was too funny to pass up. One of the cheesiest pickup lines in existence, from an unexpected character. What happens when a certain COBRA emperor gets a little inquisitive and hits on an unsuspecting Joe-Brat?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
Training Balls by AchievingKitKat reviews
We all thought it was Kakashi and Jiraiya with the sick minds...right?...wrong. Sasuke Uchiha realises how sick his mind really is in this new training exercise...He just can't seem to handle his inner pervert. REVIEW PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Property of Akatsuki: Higurashi Kagome by mookies reviews
There's a reason the bad guys always go after Kagome... Inuyasha/Naruto xover
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,331 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kagome H., Akatsuki - Complete
Orbis Non Sufficit by lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Denial, Denial by Sechskies reviews
Gray/Lucy. Because Gray keeps on staring at Lucy, and Natsu, Happy, and even Erza just won't let it go.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Intimidation by autumn sparrow reviews
Take a possessive femme's threats very seriously. One-shot Complete. Ironhide/Chromia
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Chromia, Ironhide - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 188 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
50 Reprimands by 9foxgrl reviews
Tsunade makes a list of 50 do nots for the Jonin Naruto's genin team. 1. your team will no longer be taking part in capturing Tora. Do you know how upset Lady Shijmi was in when she realized that your team dyed the cat pink?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tales From Hogwarts by JFox101 reviews
Hogwarts now has weekly plays, with one student director for the entire year. Its Harry's turn this yeas. So he's been making Tales From the Crypt stories come to life much to the delight of the muggleborns. With ORIGINAL Hopefully Stories!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales from the Crypt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P.
Orochimaru Vs Voldemort by Koibitotedare reviews
What would happen if Orochimaru fought Voldemort in Konoha? And why is the Hokage just watching? no parings and some ooc. No paring; this is only made for humor purposes. Some Language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
On a Cold and Frosty Morning by caffinebunny reviews
Blackberries are probably the only fruit Parker would collect.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Nathan F., Parker - Complete
Empty Jaded Emerald Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Re-Written. Harry is accused of killing the Dursley's, he is proven innocent and soon after gets adopted by Severus also Sev finds sons in the most unexpected people Fred and George Weasley. Together they train to banish the upcoming darkness away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 86,632 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Ever Eat Wesker's Yogurt by Angelica burrows reviews
A little mixup in the S.T.A.R.S breakroom may be cause for war...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - A. Wesker, Rebecca C. - Complete
I Should Have Mentioned That by ComicBookGeeksKickAss reviews
Rogue likes motorcycles, someone should have told Remy that.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Gambit, Rogue - Complete
Section 876 by vericus reviews
Never let it be said that Prowl was above abusing his power as Second-in-Command and his knowledge of Optimus's paperwork habits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Prowl, Chromia - Complete
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Yin and Yang by higirl16410 reviews
Alice is hiding from Peter on that most wretched of days, St. Valentine's, and stumbles into Joker.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
Night Terrors by ItachiSilverwolf reviews
After being recused from death and brought home to safety two year old Naruto is terror-stricken by the memories he carries. Will his new family be able to cope while the soldier that brought the blonde tot home returns to war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Villian's Cape by KBJones reviews
A bored Roxanne Ritchi decides to make a bet with her kidnapper. If he wins, she'll scream for him. If she wins, he doesn't call Metro Man. Alternate ending: Roxanne goes as Megamind for Halloween. Then gets kidnapped.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Rebellious Wizard book 2 by broomstick flyer reviews
As in the title this is the second book in this series. Harry and Hermione take their summer break and then they return to Hogwarts. Harry continues to be rebellious and ... well read on to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing by fangirlwithapen reviews
Tamaki Suoh has been kidnapped as revenge. The BAU is called in to help rescue him. Will they find him before it's too late? Some mention of NCIS.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Tamaki S. - Complete
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/6/2011
The New Hogwarts Headmaster by anonnatymousMARTIN reviews
Dumbledore is God-like, Lily and James were murdered by Voldemort and Snape hates Harry which is all normal... except Harry doesn't want to go to Hogwarts, the Dursleys love Harry and there's a new Headmaster in town. Crack, Dumbledore bashing. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mamma, Mommy, Leonardo by heaven-angel-15 reviews
Ezio/Leo - Leonardo has always been very kind and motherly, especially to Ezio's young apprentices... and it's never turned Ezio on so much before. Fill for the ACKink!Meme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Akatsuki's Day Out by S.S. Chandelier reviews
It's one sunny spring day for the residents of Neo-Venezia. Some of them has their day off today, but will a chance meeting change their usual day into a meaningful one? AkariXAkatsuki.
Aria/アリア - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 1,737 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Intercepted Communications by Taylor Hayes reviews
Kirk to Bones, and Bones to Kirk communications, and how the rest of the crew of the Enterprise reacts, written by myself and Kate Wicker. May continue later. We'll see.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Down with Simmons! by Lady Threarah reviews
In which Sam and friends get revenge against Simmons in the form of pranks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Of Princes and Bayous by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Harry has a slight problem... he is stuck in the Bayous of New Orleans as a green frog. yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Prince Naveen - Complete
The Diamond Job by Alex Ryzlin Gold reviews
It looked like the statue was made of solid diamond. Now that interested Parker a lot more than a pile of computers.
Crossover - X-Men & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Emma F./White Queen, Parker - Complete
Winning Hermione by Keira-House M.D reviews
Because really, he was so much better suited for Hermione, and he knew she saw it too ... all he had to do was remove his threat, one Ronald Weasley. Hermione/Severus with literal Ron-bashing. Birthday fic for LimeyGirl09.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 176 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Surviving this World by Source of Silence reviews
EOC.From the movie. Happens a few years after the Opera. A girl poses as a man and buys the Opera Populaire, restoring it to its former glory. Will Erik and this new manager work together or not? Full summary inside...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Erik - Complete
Crazy, Mad, Wonderful Feeling by rockndasha reviews
"That's where my train of thought ended and I gave in to the sweet madness of Underland. My mind blanked out and all I knew was that Hatter wasn't talking anymore, and that I was running out of air" My alternate ending for the movie written in Alice' POV.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Justice and Vengeance by VFSNAKE reviews
A much different take on how Naruto reacts to learning his Father is the Yondaime after Pein's attack failed. Dark, angry, and volent Naruto. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever Hunted by Rise-And-Rise-Again reviews
Sequel to Hunted. 3 years after bounty hunter Kyuubi and Naruto meet and fall in love. Sorry Summery Sucks. Don't wanna reveal to much to ya guys ; R&R! FemKyuubiXNaruto FemKyuubiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Trials of Commentating by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Lily commentates a Gryffindor/Slytherin Qudditch match, much to the fury of Professor McGonagall. - JP/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mother's Daughter by Reese S. Quill reviews
Gothel is stuck in Limbo with a mirror that allows her to possess someone one hour each day, until her scale tips on the 'good side' or the 'bad side.' Meanwhile, Rapunzel has trouble adjusting to her new life at the palace. Can she succeed with her mom?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
The JLA big bang problem by Aggie Deneys reviews
The Justice League of America sends Dr. Ray Palmer/Atom to retrieve potentially dangerous information that fell into the hands of Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Is the JLA ready to take on Sheldon?
Crossover - Justice League & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Advent '10 by demon sloth reviews
Advent Calendar. Every day a new chapter. Harry finds himself travelling the world with Fred and George. Bored, they decide the Were's need to lighten up. Too bad that mostly involves property damage. Harry/Savitar slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,179 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Savitar - Complete
Haylie Doesn't Do Normal by Mrs.Potter-Black-Riddle-Malfoy reviews
Major AU: GOF! Fem!Harry/Fred/George. What if the Twins believed Haylie didn't put her name in the goblet. The whole world changes, that's what! Mermaids, Goblins, and Veela oh my! Good!Draco Bad!Fleur Bad Cedric Good!Cissa Non-Canon Couples!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
The List by KillforKlondike reviews
There have been many stories of rules that the Autobots have been banned from doing. Here's one more for the bandwagon.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Why you cannot give Naruto Coffee by 9foxgrl reviews
This is the incident that banned anyone from giving Naruto coffee. He was hyper already, now what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 692 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Yoko no Konoha by Azteka reviews
Naruto smiled brighter than the sun as he hugged himself, imagining he was hugging Ka'a, the Kitsune. The big, fluffy blanket-feeling returned the sentiment. Naruto knew that he should fear and hate the fox-demon just like the way the villagers hated and
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 347 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pissing Off Acheron by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Talon and his new iPhone are up to no good. Or as Cassie says: Texting gone wrong for Talon!
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Dodgeball by Ark Ange1 reviews
Well, if you can dodge a wrench... Ratchet finds his favorite Earth game and movie all in one day. Poor twins.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ratchet, Mudflap - Complete
The Fallacy Of Silence by gonyonomaru reviews
Itachi x OC One-shot! "Promise that you won't kill me, hurt me, threaten me or Amaterasu me in my sleep,"Hisana said."I make no promises, now speak," the Uchiha stated and she made a small prayer before taking a deep breath. "Are you and Kisame gay?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
The Men We Chose by Taylor Hayes reviews
Mulit-verse crossover - Supernatural, Doctor Who and Star Trek: Wherein an angel, a vulcan and a time lord discuss their significant others. Slashy!
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Exploring on ideas by IReadNoNonsense reviews
Sometimes, Harry wished his life was normal. Waking up in another world as some weird metal thing after trying to follow his Godfather through the veil was not something that can be called 'normal'. Just another writer exploring some ideas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Again? Hell, NO! But by Mariann's reviews
My take on a "Harry goes back" story. Hopefully not cliché. Pairings H/HR SB/RL and many others, as they come up in the story. Nothing graphic. Political utopia. Mostly fun and light-hearted, since I don't like angst and too much drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 112,213 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Bar Fight Love by gothgrrl13 reviews
Arthur's sad because his girlfriend dumped him. Francis tries to comfort him as Gilbert tags along for free beer. Allison and sister Matilda are there too, but get in trouble when a pack of dudes start being douchebags. Genderbent, hinted UKUS and PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Lasha, Precious Stone by ArwendeImladris reviews
First time K/S. Ambassador Selek gives Captain Kirk a kitten. Captain Kirk falls in love. Commander Spock is *not impressed*.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of A Sakura On Naruto's 'Poopy' List by AngelOfContemplation reviews
In which Sakura is clueless, Naruto is extremely annoyed, Sasuke has a solution, and Kakashi is amused. Saku Bashing, Boy love, and an indulgent sensei. Enjoy my dears!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Don't Forget To Feed Them by DementedViper reviews
Slash. Mentions M-Preg. Insanity of course. 'Charles wondered in what world it was obvious that two men, last seen unconscious would be in a cupboard.' How much of a headache can Harry, Gambit, Logan and Remus cause? LoganGambit, LoganHarryGambit JLHPRB
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 124 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Haunted House by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
After Deepground's defeat, Reno asks Yuffie out on a date, and is surprised the answer is yes. But a certain red-caped gunslinger does not approve. And when the couple visits the Gold Saucer's Haunted House, the fun REALLY begins...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
The Elemental Fox by yamiyugi23 reviews
Harry's animagus form is a large, black fur, nine-tailed fox. He somehow transported and is stuck in his animagus form. In the ninja world, black nine-tailed foxes are extremely rare, and are also treasured for their elemental abilities. COMPLETED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Beware, Sunnydale Evildoers, For HE Is Here! by Manchester reviews
With some people, all you have to do is to step back, and they effortlessly finish the job…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
An Unwise Conspiracy by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
m&m's by EOshipper2010 reviews
Parker/Eliot if you squint. "Oh, yeah! You never answered my first question. Why aren't you going to take me shopping ever again?" "Because you're like a two year old!""Is that a bad thing?" Some minor swearing. Epilogue's up - features sugar high Parker
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Hellfire by Lyonene reviews
Mark offend's Katy and Katy does not take it lying down. She doesn't get mad -much-, she gets even. She is an Austin after all. One-shot featuring the Undertaker and Steve Austin. AU-ish, mild violence, some cursing of course. Maybe one or two F-Bombs.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2010 - The Undertaker, Stone Cold - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fourth School by Dalwyn reviews
"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sleep Stalking by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Isabella Swan, an average, clumsy, human girl, is stalked by Edward Cullen, an extraordinary, coordinated, vampire boy. Bella files for a restraining order, as he gets too creepy for even her. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Priceless by missmocha77 reviews
Hidan gets taken down a few notches by a local priestess. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Changing History: Consequences by fogisbeautiful reviews
Part Two of the Changing History saga. After Amon Hen, Mel finds herself in a world irrevocably altered by her actions, unpredictable and unfamiliar. The effects may be even more far reaching and devastating than she could have imagined. Because the universe craves balance. And every choice has consequences.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,533 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Boromir, OC] Legolas - Complete
BackUp Plan by LissaMarie reviews
Parker catches Eliot off-guard with an off-the-wall proposal.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Home Alone by Luna of the Night Eclipse reviews
Two weird 14 year olds are home alone. What happens when the Joker's car breaks down near their house? Chaos ensues and things start to get interesting. NOW COMPLETE!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,352 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, Bruce W. - Complete
Acting like a Child by EbonyShroud reviews
Being a child at heart is not the best thing to be during a zombie apocalypse. However, Ellis can't help goofing around...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ellis, Hunter - Complete
Abandoned by Kat8790 reviews
Barbara Jean leaves Brock and Henry!
Reba - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Of Mice by Musicnutt reviews
He just couldn't win. OC torture. Basically,what if one inmate was smart enough to stay in his cell?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Rrhagia reviews
The Autobots and Decepticons get a shock when a major secert comes to the surface during a battle. Pure Crack. Just for laughs.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
A Little bit of Revenge by abe-sa reviews
A short one-shot about what i would have liked as the ending of the series. Heavy Weasleys and Snape bashing. Light H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Read My Lips by InsertSomethingClever reviews
Prompt Read My Lips. He and DiNozzo were just not going to happen. Tony/Harry slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 284 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Viper, Viper in the Pit… by Karama9 reviews
...Who's the Beachiest One of All? My take on the pie trap meme started by TinySprite and WillWrite4Fics. Needless to say, crack fic. I'm afraid it's not much of a trap, or of a pie, but hopefully it's still entertaining.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Persephone by LadyGrinningSoule reviews
Thousands of years have past since Greek times, yet Hades hasn't found a queen. Unlike the myths, he never met a Persephone. While walking in a park a girl discovers that only she can see him, & soon she finds herself in a mess with Hades.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Acceptable Losses by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Beach Head is getting pretty wily about peoples' attempts to trap him with his favorite baked goods. But is he going up against a foe more crafty than him? And is there a pie yet baked for which he will sacrifice everything? Crack humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Getting Boxed In by willwrite4fics reviews
In response to TinySprite's challenge, Beach is the focus of attempted live trapping, using pie as bait. You'd think he'd catch on.. or has he? Thank you to TinySprite for the plot bunny and inspiration! *bows* One-Shot
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Mostly Twitching by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by Youkai Of Hearts reviews
Well it was bound to be asked sooner or later…From years of being sheltered in the tower of Magi, Yuven wonders how babies are born so to his comrades' horror, he asks them… Maybe that wasn't the best idea…
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
To Hell & Back by tymbur reviews
Angel didn't go to Hell alone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,739 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Toast by The Broken Blessing reviews
Post ROTF- We've all been there. There's no use denying it. Whether you're the type of person who can watch countless horror movies and not be fazed or have witnessed the unspeakable, you still scream at the top of your lungs when your toast pops.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - R. Simmons - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hidan, I dare you to kill yourself by Yowl of Time reviews
The Akatsuki play Truth or Dare... well, people should have seen the likes of it plenty of times, you know the drill; chaos ensues, lots of fainting an puking and cursing and... blablabla. Rated T 'cause of Hidan, PeinxKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
So Who Actually Got Played? by Civil Enough reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has always wondered why he never got a girl to stay. Maybe because he fails to realize that he has all the possessive bastardly murderous bishonen fan boys kicking them away? Well, just maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 268 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Best Mates by childofflameandwave reviews
No one wants to get The Talk from their mother, least of all Kiba. But when Iruka tells Kiba's mother that Kiba had been showing some aggression towards his classmates, Tsume knows it is time for The Talk with her son. One-shot Kiba and female Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
FIVE of Hearts by forestofmyown reviews
Alice is sick of all the insane people running around Heartland - especially Peter! So on a whim she spends the day with a mere card - the five of hearts - and finds she likes him better than any role holder. Alice X Five of Hearts
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alice L. - Complete
Not a Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harriet Potter was forced to pretend to be a boy. over the seven years she finds a family in a team, falls in love, becomes a teenage mother and destroys Voldemort. while losing her first love, lying to her friends and sharing a dorm with boys. HPCD HPOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Ninja Hunting by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead has to train his Greenshirts to fight ninjas.. using the GI Joe ninjas as targets. The return of Private Williams, Snake Eyes as a consultant, and much paintball mayhem.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Come In From The Cold by Luki Dimension reviews
Its snowing, and Hiccup has invited some guests of the small and scaly kind, much to Stoics dismay.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
Grandmother's Opera Ghost by Hot4Gerry reviews
A wily grandmother, an ambitious and successful granddaughter mixed with one Opera Ghost, shake well and let the adventure begin. Fun and romance will abound amid a bit of intrigue. Come inside for a bit of fun and romance.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,955 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Erik - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heir to the Empire: Lost in Time by Arxanti reviews
The Republic is strugling through the corruption of the Senate, the Trade Federation blockades Naboo and a Sith Lord is waking to a new galaxy, a Sith Lord that has been forgotten and lost.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,779 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 235 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Phoebe's Magic by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
In Harry's Fourth Year, he informs Cedric of the Dragons, but what if Harry was different from the way everyone thought of him, more-so than they could HOPE to realize? This comes out in the First Task...and it changes everything. CDHP VKHG RonBashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
You're a What? by Farsight020 reviews
When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm and Rita Skeeter Don't Mix by jessica499499 reviews
Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Action Equals Reaction by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
There is a time and a place for everything. Even things like learning that your Air Commander is pregnant and his parents are wingnuts. The middle of battle is neither the time nor the place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Pink Toads and Lavender Goats by Farsight020 reviews
You're a What?" continues. The day after "You're a What?" concluded, Albus Dumbledore and Dolores Umbridge dare to walk into Hannah Cook's coffee shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Albus D., Dolores U.
The Alien Job by DammitJim reviews
After the events of Egypt, Galloway won't stand for the Autobots anymore. With NEST disbanded and the Autobots gone, Will and Sam go to the only people they think could help. Leverage/Transformers xover.
Crossover - Transformers & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Unscathed? by Shezzi reviews
She spent an emergency landing, on a road no less, in a cargo hold full of unsecured baggage. Does anyone really think she walked out unscathed? Mile High episode tag. Parker/Eliot H/C cuteness.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Aflac by Lady Starhawk reviews
Magic isn’t real…right?
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Drunken Adventures by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead gets sent to town to retrieve some drunk Joes. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,214 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Silence is Golden by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Scarlett and Snake-Eyes have been captured by one of the Marvel universe's most notorious mercenaries! Now if only they can get him to shut up long enough to formulate an escape plan . . . Crack crossover, humor.
Crossover - Marvel & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Twin Times the Fun by Ray of Starlight reviews
Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4281 - Favs: 6,447 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Wheeljack's Chipmunks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Spotting Annabelle thoroughly enjoying an animated video of three singing rodents called 'The Chipmunks', Wheeljack decides to try and build them for her. Unfortunately, someone else is about to walk in and throw everything to the pit. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Escapism by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Something that has been bouncing around in my head for awhile...Snake Eyes and his exploits must provide some high-class entertainment for the rest of the Joes. Some mild SE/S. Violence within, you are warned.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 191 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Carjacking by CaffieneKitty reviews
Some cars have better anti-theft systems than others. Gen, Wee!chesters, Outsider POV. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I Condemn You by Itsme66 reviews
Seven years ago, those he thought he knew condemned him. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Slightly angsty. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Small but Deadly by WesternElf reviews
What if Snake Eyes' height was reversed... to 1 foot 6?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
A Turbulent Morning by Eressie reviews
With a bored elf and fellowship with somewhat bad moods in the morning, something like this could easily occur. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Last One To Know by PinkSakuraPetals reviews
Something's up with Myers, but Hellboy just can't figure it out. Mpreg.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2009 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
His Place by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Five times Jim has sex with an alien and doesn’t enjoy it – and one time he does.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Criminal Acts by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry does everything he can to distance himself from Ron and Hermione who have been paid to be his best friends. They finally get their due when they go a little too far. HP/DM, NL/GG, RL/SS. Slash... bashing includes Ron, Hermione & Albus. Edited
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually by Penbrydd reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stand Still So I Can Pick You Up! by Lyonene reviews
Just a short one shot I did after reading some really cheesy pick up line jokes. Taker, HHH, HBK, Randy Orton, Maria, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, CM Punk and John Cena.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/28/2009 - The Undertaker, Triple H - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunters by Knives'Ghostwriter reviews
After Whistler's death Blade finds out the old man knew more than he would even tell Blade. Including the existence of another half-breed. Blade:TrinityVampireHunterD Rated for my and King's foul mouths, and some gore. Needs title help!
Crossover - Blade & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
It Runs In The Family by Lorency reviews
Flying, jumping off skyscrapes, the crazy. It's all in the genes. Leverage/A-Team Crossover.
Crossover - A-Team & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Murdock, Parker - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Honeymoon Mission by The Mother Rose reviews
Sarutobi is at his wits end with team seven. Each one of the members are doing their level best to avoid their own duties and destinies and he's tired of it. Come see him solve his problems.Light-hearted for me. Female Naruto/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,223 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wish by Chibichan91 reviews
Crossover Yu-Gi-Oh!/xxxHolic. Yuugi can't seem to get over Atemu's death. One day, he comes across a shop he has never seen before. Perhaps a mysterious woman and a boy with glasses will be able to help him?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Yūgi M., K. Watanuki - Complete
Culinary Delight by Firehart reviews
Heh. Fear my awesome Brain spawn! And would ya please review? WARNING mentions cannabalism
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dante's Army by LawlietsDarkAngel reviews
Nero comes home to find Dante... well he's not sure what Dante's doing. Note to self: never leave Dante home alone for a week with three cases of Mountain Dew in the fridge. very slight D/N
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, five year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation. NOT a pairing. Good clean fun with Optimus the bad guy? Believe it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seeker Programming by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Megatron never really paid any attention to the special programming of seekers. He'll think twice from now on, I'm sure. Humor, a little violence, and scared Cassetticons. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Frenzy, Starscream - Complete
Barbequed 'Gators by Age of the Geek Baby reviews
When Sirius fell through the Veil, Remus failed to stop Harry from going after him. In a new world, what trials will the two face as Harry searches for his godfather. And just how involved will they become in the hunt for the Cube and the Autobots' war?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,911 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Semaphore by TiamatV reviews
Watching one's girlfriend get hit on is not what Flint would call "entertaining." F/LJ; SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
The Caffinated Thief Effect by Late For The Sky reviews
There was a snowball on my desk when I came in this morning. A /snowball/. In /July/.- Eliot finds out that certain crazy theives should never, under any circumstances, be allowed near caffiene. Total Crack!fic.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The best birthday ever by Celestial Beauty reviews
Ginny is determinded to kiss Harry, the twins are inventing, Ron and Hermione is starting to date, Charlie is coming out as gay and Harry... Harry is oblivious as usual HP/CW RW/HG Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
The Chainsaw Job by Annerb reviews
In case of zombies, please use the stairs. Apocafic. Eliot. Hardison/Parker.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
Never saw it coming by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
Annabelle ask Ironhide a question...poor hide. He never saw this one coming.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
White Ranger Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
The night the Kyuubi was sealed in Naruto someone comes and shows the truth about why Kyuubi came and in doing so continued a legacy. NarutoxTenten LeexFemHaku. Sasuke/Sakura bashing. Naruto Power Ranger crossover
Crossover - Power Rangers & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,658 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Tommy O., Naruto U. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Spencer by Carlier36 reviews
The gang helps Eliot run a con... on his parents.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
I'm Keeping Him by The Jaxter reviews
POST:ROTF- Mikaela decides to bring someone home.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Where's Wheelie? by Luki Dimension reviews
Post-ROTF - After the fight, Mikaela realises she left something behind.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Warrior Goddess by Ciscogirl reviews
Wheelie and Mikaela go over the exact reason why he calls her that; and she thought it was just an attempt to keep her from torching out his other eye. Well...it was but that wasn't the whole story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Where the Hell Are We Now! by Kaori reviews
Three friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 105,786 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
The Assistant by thesiriuswriter reviews
Harry Potter works in the Ministry and is in need of a new assistant. His girlfriend has managed to get rid of all his previous assistants but when Hermione comes to work, Miss Weasley gets a rude shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,118 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Immortal Innocence by Onileo reviews
On a hot summer day, Hidan makes an unusual friend. Rated for language of course,lol and mild violence. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Whimsical Fox by Age of the Geek Baby reviews
What would happen if there was another survivor, one that had boarded the ship on a whim? Just how much would be changed by one whimsical decision? Naruto is another survivor in Pitch Black. Rating to be safe. Not sure of the genres.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Titanic by Fig Newton Salad reviews
Five battle-scared, kick-but, hardened shinobi take their girlfriends to see a special 12 year anniversary showing of "Titanic". But when the women start to cry their eyes out, can the men keep their pride? One Shot! Reviews very appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Revenge by Girly 411 reviews
Ever heard of ‘punishing your unruly actors’? Mordor as we know it has become animated before Frodo can destroy the ring and Gollum. Who’s behind this scandal? The two best pranksters in all of Middle Earth, Merry and Pippin. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sauron - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 302 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
If You Were A Bug by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
If you were a cold or flu bug would you want to attack Leroy Jethro Gibbs?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 647 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Poisoning by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Hidan knew Kakuzu's choice in restaurants would end in food poisoning one day. Contains swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Distract Wesker by chibichibi k reviews
Chris finds a way to distract Wesker so that he can land a hit. Crackfic.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
He POOFS! by chibichibi k reviews
He poofs! I can't really say any more. Crackfic.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived To Be A Leprechaun! by DaggersBloodPain reviews
“Mate, you know when I said it couldn’t be worse?” He inquired groggily. “Yes, Ron,” Harry sighed. “I take it back.” He mumbled. “I know Ron.” Harry replied. This is just a short funny One-shot written as a cure for writer's block. Creature fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fool Proof Way to Kill Wesker by chibichibi k reviews
Within seconds Wesker’s body turned to dust, just like all of the other bodies of the infected that Chris had killed. Crackfic.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/5/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Lunch Box Love by FingerLickingGood reviews
Summary: Sakura had always brought Sasuke a lunch box. Sasuke falls in love with the food in the lunch box. It all seemed so normal but is it as it was supposed to mean? Or were there more than the eyes can see? A sasunaru story...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Another One bites the dust by poetsheart reviews
Integra can't believe it! Here comes Alucard, carrying yet another transformed girl! But she soon realizes that maybe his new fledgling’s attitude and stubborn demander is just what the doctor ordered. AxOC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Delta Angel by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream is forced to take shelter in a barn, he does not factor in being discovered by two young human children, one of whom happens to be Annabelle Lennox.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Starscream, Annabelle L. - Complete
Ada's Report by Hina-86 reviews
Ada's only leaked report about Chris Redfield in RE5. short, some hints for yaoishness
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ada W. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Demon Bonds by GrownRose reviews
A Kaka/fem. Naruto story where both have a demon bond and the least happy with the whole thing is Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46,644 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
The Last Kami Damn It Straw by Araceil reviews
Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 188 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acknowledged and Accepted by The Mother Rose reviews
Naruto is not what anyone believes he is. This is not a super Naruto fic or even really a bloodline fic though I did provide one. This is a female naruto Kakashi pairing so if you don't like please don't read.Flames over story type make me angry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,596 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
Tied with a Bow by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Christine finds the best Christmas present. Crackfic. Tentative!Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Drop the Chocolate by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Ratchets got to learn... messing with some things leads to no good. Short ficlett and now a twoshot but maybe more depending on the bunny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ratchet, Maggie M. - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Hockey? by varsitylove16 reviews
What scares people more than the Decepticons? A really angry Ratchet. First attempt at a FanFic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Angry Angry Wesker by yamiishot reviews
Oh Steve, you idiot, look what you've done now!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Steve B., J. Krauser - Complete