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Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,199 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
The Diary of Namikaze Minato by Izaranna reviews
"When exactly were you going to tell me about THIS?" "I was eight at the time. I didn't kn-" "Excuses are for Iwa-nin! Take your punishment like a man!" "...Kushina, please put down that meat cleaver." When it's a diary, it's meant to be private. May Kami-sama save his soul. Minato-centric, in case the title wasn't obvious enough. Rated T because Jiraiya is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 74 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 178,157 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Magi: The High School of Magic by KayGe08 reviews
There are three things you'll need to have the best high school life possible: you must be popular, you have to get the best grades and you have to date the hottest chick at school. Alibaba knows without a doubt that by the end of his high school life, he's gonna have all those things...or so he thought.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,038 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Aladdin, Alibaba S., Morgiana, Hakuryuu R.
Sudden Changes by Mrs.Marauders reviews
Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,459 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Naruto: The Secret Songs of the Ninja by Arcane Azmadi reviews
In the wake of the battle in the Land of the Waves, Uchiha Sasuke never opened his eyes. Devastated by the death of their teammate and friend, Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are forced to begin again with a new teammate, a new mission and a new destiny. But even a small rock thrown into a still pool creates ripples- and ripples may become waves that can drown the unwary...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 156,726 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U.
A Little Wake-up Call by depressedchildren reviews
After waking up from a horrible dream Sakura's life takes a turn for the...well something? She only hopes it will be good and will end better than her dream suggests her life will. The secret family trade is hers to learn, and in the process she will become a stronger kunoichi. Sometimes all it takes is a little wake up call. Warning: strong language, no pairings decided or planned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 362,415 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Snape is forced to commit an act he finds most undesirable. While working to thwart the dark plot, he must find a way to live with himself and also atone for his actions to the one he hurt. WARNING - dark content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 548,478 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,985 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 5,383 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Boy Named Ed by BelloftheSea reviews
Ed knew he was different. It wasn't just that he was smarter than the other kids or even that he had automail. No, it had more to do with the way people would occasionally look at him, like they were expecting somebody else. It was the way his mechanic cried the day she met him. It was the way his dad would sometimes slip – and call him Fullmetal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 297,355 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Naruto of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 214,447 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 264,000 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,447 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large dislike of his favourite past Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/26/2015
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,683 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 5,089 - Follows: 4,166 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Making of Legends: Bishamon's Warrior by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
In a world like this, nothing surprised me anymore. Corruption, deception, obscurity; sanity was always subjective. And death really wasn't all that bad. ["Romances are always one sided; you can only be devout."]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Sasori]
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 176,790 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3836 - Favs: 5,273 - Follows: 5,002 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Turn Sadness to Happiness by Miss Chocolat reviews
Civil war thrusts Sakura and her small family out of Iwa and into the warm arms of Konoha. With only tiny mementos left of her precious memories, she tries to live on with a smile. But wars stain a person forever, no matter how hard they attempt to hide it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,906 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Otokage by writer168 reviews
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,781 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y., Akatsuki - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,455 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32476 - Favs: 19,376 - Follows: 15,743 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
When Team 7 is expelled during the first phase of the Chunin exams, the Sharingan falls out of Orochimaru's reach. In his attempt to salvage something of worth from his plan, the Sannin searches for another bloodline. However, when he chooses Konoha's other Dojutsu, the consequences exceed even his wildest expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 6,519 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 216,929 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8628 - Favs: 15,824 - Follows: 10,817 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 4,343 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Wrath by Minerva Aemilius reviews
Führer President Bradley has been killed in a freak accident, leaving the Wrath homunculus without a host. But a replacement has been found: an unwilling Colonel Roy Mustang. Now Hawkeye and the rest of his team fight to save him, and he struggles to survive, as Wrath takes possession of him and everything he holds dear. AU, Evil!Mustang, mostly Hawkeye POV, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,067 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
itako by Miss Chocolat reviews
There was another surprise waiting in the Chuunin Exams. A mysterious woman chooses Sakura and forces an ultimatum: hunt me down, or I'll kill everyone you love. Semi-AU, slow build up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,775 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sakura H.
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Good For the Soul by ClosetFMAfan reviews
It started as a small crush, but lasted across deserts, countries, snow covered mountians, and even Truth itself. Interconnected AlMei oneshot collection
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 129,121 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven year old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed. Warning: Mention of extreme child abuse and rape. Please don't read this fanfic if this will distress you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,791 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
Titian's Revenge by Persephonae reviews
Kushina stumbled into Konoha a refugee from a war-torn Whirlpool. Even the smart-mouthed kunoichi could have never predicted the legacy she would leave to the village that gave her a second chance. Slow developing MinaKush. PRE-CH 498.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,492 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Dirge by Emila reviews
The return from Amestris to Xing should have been triumphant. However when faced with guilt, a mounting forbidden attraction, a homicidal panda, and an endless stretch of desert – Ling almost misses the homunculi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,112 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Lan Fan, Ling Y.
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6132 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Desert Winds of Change by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Temari's mother dies and she takes on the responsibility of raising her two younger brothers. How does she cope with the pressure from the moment Gaara is born until he becomes the Kazekage? Written for NaNoWriMo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,137 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by tawryn reviews
What Happens When Kakashi is asked do something no teacher should ever be ask. Slight lanuage, Implied Rape.. Please review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8701 - Favs: 11,180 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6123 - Favs: 10,382 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Shall Never See So Much by Stoplight Delight reviews
In the military academies of Amestris, Cadets Mustang and Hawkeye are trained to command. They are groomed and prepared for firefights, hand-to-hand combat and even torture. But there's one thing their schools cannot prepare them for: the reality of war.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,883 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6735 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8042 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 4,516 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
We That Are Young by Stoplight Delight reviews
It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 277,131 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Curse by ScriptedScarlet reviews
Sakura is on her period, and discussing it with Ino. But when Naruto intrudes on their conversation having no idea what they are talking about, Sakura and Ino decide to take it upon themselves to educate Naruto on...the facts of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Siblings of Suna by Shadow Quil reviews
A short stoy about Temari, Kankuro and Gaara as they grow up and their father's influence over their childhoods. Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 4,938 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprise Arrival reviews
"Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei, who's the kid? Is she a client? Is she a princess we've been tasked with guarding?" It seemed as though he had finally noticed Ran, but Kakashi held up his hand to halt Naruto's questions. Naruto always jumped to the most ridiculous conclusions when it came to mission clients. "Well, Naruto-kun," he paused for moment, "it appears that she's my daughter."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,699 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC