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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, and Twilight.

Hey guys, so I realized that I never mentioned that this was a shared account. My friend Anna, the other account owner, is getting her own. So all the stories are going to be shifting to her account. I don't know if I'll post anything, but keep your eyes out for Anna's stories! Thanks, S.R.S

You know, if you asked which pairings I liked in Harry Potter, it'd be way easier for you to ask me which ones I DON'T like. The list would be shorter.

I hate Hermione/Ron. The epilogue can die, thank you very much.

Hermione/Females. Although if it intrigues me, I'll probably read it.

Hermione/Hagrid. I've seen it done, and it sickens me.

The list is bigger, but they're mostly obscure Hermione pairings, so I felt no need to put them all.

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Time Changes All Things by ssdawning reviews
Hermione travels back in time to seek revenge on Tom Riddle pursues her, and Hermione's power grows, will her plans change to destroy Riddle? Will Tom change her and the bigger question is...will she like the dark side? Only time will tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 72 - Words: 207,734 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Twists and Turns by MaggieBlack123 reviews
Harry Potter was abandoned by his parents, thrown out of his uncle's house, and some how meets new people who become his new loving family. What happens when his parents want him back? Will he return? Harry's life isnt a straight line, its full of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,857 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P.
The Battle Cry Trilogy, Book One: On Their Tribulations by surfgirl1 reviews
The whole world was spinning around her in a dizzying metamorphosis, but remaining in this desolate place, the site of her shattered self, was not an option. So she would go back. And time would heal her wounds, she prayed. AU Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Bound By Words by Wandz reviews
Voldemort captures Hermione as she is escaping in the woods. Now she is bound to him and is forced to work in his research to end the war. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,354 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Heart Reborn by Zarathustra101 reviews
Edward dumps Bella and leaves her alone and broken when Jane, Alec, and Demetri find her crying and depressed. What will happen when she joins the Volturi guard as a way to escape her life as the depressed teenager and danger magnet she once was? Her life certainly won't be easy, but with new friends and new family, she might just make it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Alec, Bella
Mistakes by ShimmeringWater reviews
Hermione Granger has been trapped in a book by Tom Riddle. He won't let her leave him. Ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,078 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,355 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Keeping Secrets by Agent Henry reviews
Sequel to Keep Moving. It's been eleven years since Ron was sent away and life is normal again. But when he escapes, Scorpius feels it's up to him and Albus to stop him. Even if they have to keep secrets from their family to do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Memory's Curse by fanpire.x reviews
With the Cullens gone, Bella can return to the Wizarding World for her Fifth Year at Hogwarts. But with a horrible DADA teacher, seven surprise guests, a new love interest and Voldemort growing stronger, will she make it through unscathed? *Bella/Harry - during NM and OotP*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,599 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/15/2009 - [Harry P., Bella] Sirius B. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Impossible by dancer325 reviews
Songfic- Impossible by Shontelle: Zach betrays Cammie and through all of it she still loves him. What will happen when Cammie comes face to face with him 6 years after he tried to kill her?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Jealousy Wears a Green Mask by starfishbeliever reviews
When James asks another girl to the Halloween Masquerade, Lily ropes all of the marauders in on her plan to remind him why she's the one he really wants... even if it means making him jealous. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,498 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fantasy Over Reality by alees-sa reviews
After being left by Edward, Bella chooses to go back to her real home: London. Back to magic, back to flying brooms, and back to Harry Potter. She's actually a young wizard named Whitney Black and is about to shake things up with her completely different attitude. But when the Cullens come charging back into her life, what's a witch to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,922 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
Facebook Conversations by Kerantli reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter Characters get facebook. Hilarity will ensue. willing to take requests of people you'd love to see
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011
100 Ways to get Detention at Hogwarts by twistedartist reviews
A Dramione fic, constructed of snippet sized chapters. Rated M for later chapters. Some characters are OOC, this is A/U, and EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 38,712 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Real Fourth Marauder by OddPotato reviews
Throw in an oblivious boy and an oblivious girl that love each other. What does that get? Nothing. Now, when you add in pranks and Snivellus, a meddling brother and friends, punches and chocolates, the results may shock you. Or maybe not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Going home, finally by BELLA X STARFIRE7745231 reviews
Set in New Moon and Half Blood Prince. Edward leaves Morgan Rose Lilly Black who was named Bella Swan when she came to Forks for her protection. She is now going back to her friends and boyfriend in the widzering world. PLEASE R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Bella
Alec, My Angel by NightNinja424 reviews
What happens to Bella if Edward is caught cheating on Victoria, two months before their wedding? What if she gets upset and goes to Italy, to the Volturi? Will she be changed? And will she find love? First Fanfic! Please read. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Alec
Josier by Daerwyn reviews
The Volturi had been watching her for years, particularly one. She was different from the other humans... special. Alec knew it. He knew it the moment he saw her, when she looked exactly the same as when she was burned at the stake in a human village nearly five hundred years before. Josier. She was Josier, but she wasn't. She was human. A reincarnation. BigTimeGleekBTR adopted it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - [Alec, Bella]
Izzy Volturi by Daerwyn reviews
"Dibs," Felix called casually from behind. The start of something beautiful and unique began from that moment onward, I just didn't know what. All I knew was Alice and Edward still felt they had something to say about my life. Starts on Ch. 21 of New Moon. Bella/Felix. ADOPTED BY: Ichigo1027
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Felix
Are We There Yet? by GalnKay reviews
A certain aristocrat discovers many surprising things about our beloved Miss Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Bella Swan? I'm Rosie Black! by Daehnerys reviews
Bella Swan is now Rosie Black, daughter to an escaped convict and best friends with a certain Potter. But when she returns to Hogwarts for her fifth year, it seems that Umbridge is the least of her problems in the place she calls home. Set in New Moon and Order of the Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Deception by xSiriusxstalkerx reviews
A grand hotel, a convention of purebloods and lets not forget the seduction of one Draco Malfoy. Yes, this was going to be a Very interesting order mission. HGDM. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 241,246 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ghost Of Draco Malfoy by Sakurane reviews
Draco Malfoy commits suicide in the Manor after his parents were murdered before his eyes. Hermione visits the Manor for some closure... and finds the ghost of Draco Malfoy residing there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Damnation by FaTcAtInAhAt reviews
Tom Riddle had not been prepared for the welcoming smile and open heart that walked into his life that day. She had never been part of his plan. Can one person change time itself, or has it already been set in stone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Aurora Australis by Daerwyn reviews
She wasn't the Bella they knew. She was a master manipulator, stronger than a thousand men, and just as old as the enemy she was sworn to. When the Cullens find out her secret, they're more than a little hurt. With Edward dead and Rosalie missing, Bella just hopes that when it's all over, she'll have someone to love her as much as she loves them. B/Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Bella, Emmett] - Complete
Race To Freedom by Daerwyn reviews
Edward returns to find Bella racing on the streets of Forks. Not only is she a racer, but she also has a boyfriend, is from Japan, and . . . a vampire? But wait, she doesn't have gold or red eyes! Oh, but she's a vampire, as are her cousins from Japan. Be introduced into the magical legend of the Kyoko family and the mating process of fate. Emmett/Bella OOCBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Zero Pain by Daerwyn reviews
Jake's wedding calls for Bella to head on back to Forks. Being Angela's Maid of Honor, she has to arrive a little earlier than normal. Her behavior has changed since her days in Forks. With her frequent arguments with frenemie Paul Lahote, she learns that the pack has a few more secrets than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Bella, Paul]
Evil Love by kbaby915 reviews
Starfire feels hurt from the titans so Slade asks her to join him. She turns to the dark side and finds love in her partner. And who do you think that is? Rated T just in case. Disclaimer- I do not own any of the teen titans...I just love em!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Red-X, Starfire
Daddy Veela by VeelaWishes reviews
Cedric Diggory and Draco Malfoy are both part Veela. Their magical blood chooses Hermione as their mate... but not as a lover. You see, Hermione is about to obtain two new daddies. Will she accept them and what does this mean for her future? Fluffyfic X
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Son's Vindication by AidenSnapeSutcliff reviews
Hermione Granger needs a lot of explaining to do to our Potion Master Severus Snape. And the real reason why she left the wizarding world for almost 11 yrs. M rated for future chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Realizing Reality by 1heart1love1life reviews
What if Austin had taken Sam's mask off at the Dance? He know's who his Cinderella is. Sam rushes off claiming she's late for reality.But Austin is determined to make her realize that he, and what they have is the reality.Regardless of their status.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Austin A., Sam M. - Complete
Velvet Roses by chrissytingting reviews
"I know you," he whispered silkily, his cool breath tickling her ear. "You want power. You want the forbidden knowledge. The Dark Arts... It enthralls you, it calls to your soul.. and I can give you all of that, My Dark Lady. So surrender to me." DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,770 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
She's Alive? by Abbi4Raie reviews
What would happen if Kate truned out alive?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011
Help Me, Protect You by Sparkling Draco reviews
Edward has left Bella hurt and broken. When a man visits her and asks Bella to protect Hogwarts against Voldemort and to change her life altogether, Bella finds out she is a witch and that she needs to side with Vampires in order to save Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Draco M., Bella
The Real Me by spnjesse reviews
"Goodbye, Bella, forever." He said. It took all my strength not to push him off. Finally he left. That took forever. Let me start by saying that I'm not really Bella Swan. NOT A EdwardXBella
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Bella
My Girl by angel-death-dealer reviews
As she dies, Alicia Ryan leaves Tony a parting gift; the daughter he's never known. Determined he can't be a father, it's up to his team, his true family, to prove that he's capable of raising three-year-old Penny. Tiva and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 285,532 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Haunting of Hermione Granger by harlequindreaming reviews
Hermione Granger is in St. Mungo's, incurably insane. Her husband, Draco Malfoy, is losing all hope for her recovery. But when her diary gets sent to Draco, he and Harry Potter may have found hope for a cure. OoC Deathly Hallows. [INDEFINITELY ON HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,564 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Storm by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
Storm Isabella Black, aka Bella Swan. Harry Potter's best friend and secret crush. The other Chosen One. Sirius Blacks daughter. This is their story. New Moon, OOTP. Review & read! :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,602 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Getting Away by Supernerd22 reviews
A night out with the girls turns into a wild night in with her worst enemy. Leading to a chain of events that will alter the end of the war. Does Hermione have it in her to complete the mission given to her by Dumbledore himself? Warning lemony goodness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Haunting Amber Eyes by Eye of The Tigress reviews
Six men have searched years to find her, and they finally have. But Hermione Granger has changed. Harry and Ron hate it. Sirius, Severus, and George love it. And Remus...he can't decide. HG/SS, HG/SB, HG/GW, and HG/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Isabella Marie LestrangeSnape by Brittany -Draco's Gurl reviews
After the break up with Edward, Bella thinks it's time to go home in the wizarding world. She finds love in a fellow Slytherin, and what will she do when she sees the Cullens? My summaries always suck so please read, you'll find it interesting!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,397 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Bella
Songs Like This by AQotL reviews
When Abby takes the NCIS team to a karaoke bar, everyone unintentionally begins to parody the songs they sing. Also unintentionally, they end up bringing everyone else into the madness. To put it quite simply, hilarity ensues. R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010
Return of Voldemort by apricot2516 reviews
The Death Eaters are preparing to bring Voldemort back and what does he want with Hermione? Why is he now so handsome? Hermione gets caught up in chaos and has some decisions to make. Disregards SOME of DH; HG/LV-Mature scenes; Rewrites done.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,769 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Comedy Roast of the Twilight Saga by Major Dover111 reviews
Need a few laughs? Want to read about the adventures of The Cullens? Major Dover, Voxy and Cordial Craig present "Comedy Roast of the Twilight Saga"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Christmas by immakingmyownluck reviews
Tony gets a call saying he should come home for Christmas and he refuses to go. Ziva tells him how he should spend time with his family, she know what it is like not to have one. Their adventure awaits... Tiva please read, bad summary!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Moments of Mr and Mrs G Callen by Nina.4444 reviews
The memorable, quirky, happy and sad times of Mr and Mrs G Callen...not that you would ever let Kensi Blye hear you call her that!
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kensi B., G. Callen
My letter goodbye by cedricslove reviews
Hermione describes life after the final battle and says goodbye. Weasley Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Meet the DiNozzos by jfine reviews
A sequel to Rule 51b. A look at the DiNozzo's, how parenthood has changed Tony and Ziva. A humorous look at family life, the DiNozzo way! Some time has passed. Rated M. I hope it doesn't suck too much! Thanks for reading.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,807 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
From Teddy Remus Lupin, Aged Six and a Half by Addicted-To-Sugar-Quills reviews
Dear Dad, My teacher told me that I had to write a letter to a person who was far away and I chose you because you're very far away even if Uncle Harry says that 'the ones who love us never really leave us'...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Chosen by xloveisacookiex reviews
Isabella Marie Swan is sent to Forks for protection. She comes back after Edward leaves her, reunited with friends and her brother, Nathan. What will happen when Edward finds that shes part of a prophecy to help Harry with Nathan to take down Voldermort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P., Bella
We're demigods! by JNoodles141 reviews
What happens when the Jackson Kids are left alone with their "babysitter"? Chaos! And they find something surprising out? Please R&R! Please no Flames
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Surprises in our bedroom by JustAnotherGuy100 reviews
Ron comes home after a month and found Hermione sleeping in their bed. And she's not alone. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Untitled by BlackBirdPie reviews
Jacob and Bella; what if Edward had left for good, and Bella and Jacob got together...then whoops something real bad happens! M for possible later chapters. Review, please, for my sanity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by gryffindorkxx reviews
Zach and Cammie are bored. And it leads to conversations only best friends could have. "We could always rob an old lady." "Not even Dementors wanna kiss you." "Some best friend you are."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Ink On Paper by mountain ash reviews
The students at Hogwarts are being forced to write to another student in a different house, and have no idea who they are writing to. Guess who gets paired up with Hermione? And so ensues the story of how the two overcame their prejudices. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,471 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and The One Last Chance by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
Take on Reptilia's death time travel challenge...thingy. Basis, Harry is on mark number 7 and John, his Reaper, isn't happy. It's up to him, Harry, Sam, and Cam to get this right. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for language and other stuff that'll crop up. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,640 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Life As An Unknown Phoenix by ImperialMoonBeing reviews
Isabella Swan is not who she says she is! She's actually Annabelle Swan, a witch, and its time for her return to Hogwarts. What'll happen when she arrives? Will it be a normal year with her REAL boyfriend or will the Cullens be there to ruin it? Not E/B
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Discovering FanFiction by I brake for nobody reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Consummation by cakefaced reviews
Matchmaker Dumbledore, secret missions, and dragonhide boots, oh my! First two chapters will be lemonade, nine chapters of story & smut to follow. Pure lemony romance, plenty of fluff, and eventual HEA. Plus, lots of Snape's talented hands!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Marriage Mischief by Wizards-Pupil reviews
I had six weeks to marry Hermione Granger, my little brothers best friend and one time girl friend. The bookwork I had known since my third year, the prefect that had sent me to detention, yelled at me, and called our inventions rubbish. Merlin's Beard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,151 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunting the Hunters by Sweetfire22 reviews
Hermione Granger, Auror, is working under the overprotective Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy, leader of a renegade group called The Hunters. Will they bring each other down? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 114,083 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Behind a Lie by robstar.winchester reviews
Starfire finds herself hurt by a new teammember.She was pushed to the edge and left the team.4 years later the titans comeback into her life unexpectedly.Will they know that the mystrious girl is starfire? ROBSTAR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,288 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
charcoal for eyes by Sianatra reviews
and darling, you always get burnt when you play with fire. H/Dr freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chuck Norris and Voldemort Jokes by FallenHero93 reviews
Just a random idea that came in my mind. Made of 2 parts: "Chuck Norris in the wizarding world" and "Lord Voldemort-Master of Magical Roundhouse Kicks" - it contains both Chuck and Voldy jokes, a mixture of C.N. and magic! *CHAPTER 2 Now Available*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
50 ways to annoy voldemort by InsanelyWitchyMango reviews
she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
A Wedding to Remember by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione and Ron receive a rather surprising wedding invite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Fenrir G., Rubeus H. - Complete
A How to Guide to Annoy the Harry Potter Cast by allonsymacherie reviews
Several foolproof lists. Many hilarious pranks. Designed for the characters of Harry Potter including, but not limited to, Hermione, Harry, Draco and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Moments of Mr & Mrs G Callen: The way they do I do by Nina.4444 reviews
Prequel of 'Moments of Mr and Mrs G Callen'. Includes the memorable times in Kensi and Callens' life together as they get engaged, married and finally take some of their leave for a honeymoon. Lots of the other familiar characters. Hope you like it!
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kensi B., G. Callen
Impossible by LilyIsMyName123 reviews
This is a song fic for Impossible by Shontelle. It's my first fan-fic! It's about when Cammie goes searching for answers, Zach shows up. So Zach and Cammie look for answers. Zach leads her to his mom where cammie will prbably get killed.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
To ride or not to ride, that is the question by Chereche reviews
When Fudge implements a marriage law, Harry is forced to choose between the lesser of two evils.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Death Eaters Meeting by Major Dover111 reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in a secret meeting with Voldy and his death eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Voldemort
Comedy Roast of Harry Potter by Major Dover111 reviews
Sick of all the other boring stories? Take a minute to glance at some of the funniest coversations roasting the Harry Potter franchise. *Humor is reccommended
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P.
Bromance Formation! by Riku Stark reviews
A parody of the first train ride to Hogwarts with James, Sirius, Lily, and Severus. Something that was written due to a case of extreme boredom. T for Language! Enjoy and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Three Little Marauders by Alina Alina reviews
A retelling of the classic tail, The Three Little Pigs. M mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
Dear Diary: Harry Potter by Major Dover111 reviews
Want to know what the characters of Harry Potter would write in their diaries? Come and take a peek
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P.
Voldemort Uses His Therapist's Advice by Chatters reviews
Voldemort and Harry decide to talk their problems and instead of using violence!...sorta...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A strange day for everyone by Eva9673 reviews
Harry appeared in his parents 6th or 7th year of school, shocked everyone and disappeared. Read to see what happened. Warnings: Cross-dressing, random things and everyone shocked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Better by remuslives reviews
Hermione follows George on a quest to prank Fred. short, fluffy one-shot. Gift for Wizards-Pupil's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Third Year by Gamma Orionis reviews
Song rewrite to Rebecca Black's what-passes-for-a-song, Friday. The Prisoner of Azkaban, condensed into the length of the song. Doesn't make a ton of sense, but is at least an improvement on Friday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
frogs, snails & puppydog tails by the ocean floor reviews
Dear Man Journal, now you see my lame teacher is making me write this gay as hell journal about my 'feelings'. Why? Probably because he's never been laid. /in which the Tomhawks write journals and talk about the 'difficulties' of high school./
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Derrington, Cam F.
More of This by MollyAnne14 reviews
What happens when Massie Block comes home her sophomore year from the U.K? She hasn't told anyone yet, the pc is ready for their alpha to be back, and the Briarwood Boys are ready for some fun again.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Massie B., Derrington
Two of a Kind by madie jane reviews
Hermione is a fiery witch with an attitude but when she is matched with Voldemort how will she take it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,217 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Death Eater Song by SneverusSnapers reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Death Eaters sing in their spare time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Morning After by dracoaddicted reviews
"What would you like to do today, Mrs. Malfoy?" Draco's mouth curved into a suggestive smirk, shortly before leaning over and kissing her neck. D/Hr banter and teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Ron finally became famous sort of by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
Funny take on what would have happened to Ron after he left Harry and Hermione in the tent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Prefer Lord by TheLadyValura reviews
Enemies are more alike than they seem. Hermione's story, finding a place where she truly belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,420 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
Knight to E4 by GabrielleMcCarty reviews
ONESHOT. Third year spring break the marauders are trapped inside by a rainy day, Sirius is bored which leads to Remus suggesting a game of muggle chess. this is basically the first time Sirius plays muggle chess. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sparks Fly by GhostStar54 reviews
I'm not good at summaries, just read the story! This is a one-shot song-fic, songs by Taylor Swift! Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You by ToryTigress92 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Minor Rebellion by remuslives reviews
It's the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts and the Ministry is throwing a party. But, Harry and friends don't feel much like dancing. Entry for the Twin Exchange May 2011 Monthly Challenge. Harry/Hermione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 188 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Taming of the Two: A Tony & Ziva Love Story by rekkidbraka reviews
The ongoing romantic / comedic / angsty adventures of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. CHAPTER form. UPDATE: "Loca" - Deeks? Jealous of Tony? NCIS:LA xover. TIVA meets Kensi/Deeks
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 208 - Words: 231,342 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Mission: Snuggie by ScarlettAvery reviews
The Dark Lord sends Lucius Malfoy on a dangerous mission to find a special something before midnight. Will Lucius make it past the escalators and elevators? Will he discover Victoria's Secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Her Ending by Lorezen reviews
What became of the smartest witch of her age. The ending of the Golden Trio's brains. I suck at summaries. DM/HG - Draco/Hermione - Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Royal Wedding Gallagher Girl Style by behind.my.bright.blue.eyes reviews
The Gallagher Girls watching the Royal Wedding at their crazy all-night-er. Based off my life. Co-written by 2lazy2b clever. Please Read!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Voldemort's Hot Dogs by nony0mous reviews
Voldemort has a hot dog stand, and now Harry wants some of those hot dogs. He'll do anything to get those hot dogs...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
DeathEaters Discover FanFiction by Nellie Potter reviews
When Death-Eaters discover fanfiction, well, you'll have to read to find out what happens. Trust me, if death-eaters discovered fanfiction, everything would happen exactly like in the story okay maybe not . One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
Whispers in the Wind by kira66 reviews
Crossover with NCIS/Castle/Psych. When three seemingly unrelated deaths occur it brings to light a past that four men have been hiding for fifteen years. A past that would be better left alone.
Crossover - NCIS & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Tim M., Shawn S.
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
pretty girls everywhere, think of me, i'll be here by burninghighwayskyline reviews
-"Massie thinks she can't wear a white wedding dress to a funeral. Even when she's dead Claire makes her feel like a fool." MassieClaire Friendship. Minor Massington and One-sided Clairington.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Massie B., Claire L. - Complete
The Day I Met YOu by immakingmyownluck reviews
Ziva call's Abby to express her feelings for a special someone...but maybe she should have punched the right number into her phone. TIVA! MAJOR TIVA! Short and Sweet! R R! Second Chapter added for fun..NOT A FULL ON STORY!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Harry Potter's Got Talent! by Grey-Dawn55 reviews
Join the entire Harry Potter cast as they sing songs! AAAH! Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Oops! by Echo and Natisha reviews
"Oops? You left your little sister at the airport and all you can say is oops?" One-shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Cammie M., Grant - Complete
Waffles by Grey-Dawn55 reviews
Ron sings "Awesome", Harry trips him, and George cooks up some waffles. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Time by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Tony and Ziva have a long overdue conversation. OOC, Tiva, oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Better than revenge by IheartDracoandRon reviews
Songfic. Hermione performs in Hogwart's Talent show. She sings from her heart about a girl stealing Draco away. Bad summery, story good though. NOT DRAMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kiddie Kare for Hogwarts Teachers by Alexannah reviews
Head Boy and Girl Harry and Hermione have a major problem on their hands. After a dodgy delivery to the school, they're forced to open a day-care centre ... for the former staff of Hogwarts! HPHG ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Despite That by dotheyreally reviews
Nineteen years after the War, Hermione and Draco meet again and to their inconvenience, they engage in a word war. Insults spewing everywhere about each other and about Ron Weasley. Little do they know, despite that... a D/Hr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Never Loved You by Hometown Wolf reviews
Bella never loved Edward. She has a soul bond with Harry, and must use it with her witch powers, to help kill Voldemort. But what happens when the Cullen's show up at Hogwarts? Can Bella survive her last year at Hogwarts? Or will she perish?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Bella
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 254 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Combined Blood Tastes Sweeter by DracoxBlaiseLuver reviews
Hermione gets caught cutting by Draco and Blaise, but they have secrets of their own. Title makes more sense in future chapters. Dramionaise, DMHGBZ. M for Self-mutilation and future lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hermione G.
Keep Moving by Agent Henry reviews
Hermione has to get away; she takes the kids and she goes to the last place He would find her and to the last person anyone would expect her to go to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding love in the strangest places by The Mad Satin Hatter reviews
After Edward left Bella goes to Hogwarts, being Harry's twin she meets the rest of the gang. Falling in love agian wasnt part of the plan.The Cullen's return Will Draco capture her heart,and will she and Harry defeat Voldemort? B/D H/G R/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,807 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Draco M., Bella - Complete
A snowball's chance in Hell by whitewistaria reviews
"He had been a dad for five days. A proud dad of the most beautiful baby he'd ever seen. A dead dad, if he didn't find soon the child car seat his wife had told him to buy a month ago." Tony and Jeanne's long-overdue chat but TIVA all the way
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Tony D., J. Benoit - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Weasley by Mandirrr reviews
"Hello there silly little book bound together by an insignificant amount of thread. Hermione bought you for me, and told me that it was healthier to write my feelings on paper as opposed to lashing out at others on the Quidditch pitch..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Ginny W.
A Day at the Office by Smoochynose reviews
After a nightmare of a morning Ziva just wanted a coffee. Unfortunately an old friend decided to drop by the office.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ziva D., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Black and Red all Over by Mandirrr reviews
"You dyed my hair!" She shrieked, tears beginning to form in her mocha brown eyes. Oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Weight of the World by Kelsbury reviews
Hermione is sent back in time by an explosion and has to live life among the Marauders. Can she get home? What if she finds love and herself along the way. Will she choose to go home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 240,135 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Heart by Zayz reviews
T/Z. Tony successfully executes an elaborate heist to hack into Ziva's e-mail and finds out the truth about the guy in Miami - and the relationship spirals from there. A mature T. Complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,556 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hades Hallows by RSegovia reviews
In a chance meeting, Hermione gets an unfavorable book review, and Percy reveals the true meaning of the Tale of Three Brothers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Percy J. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All About Us by Peeves Gonna Peeve reviews
You see, when you marry James Potter, you marry Sirius Black as well. It was foolish of Lily to even assume otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oracles by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
Two Ministers battling to be more favoured and chosen Minister. When Minister Harry Potter dumps his plain girlfriend Hermione to introduce a beautiful women to promote his office, she does what any woman scorned would do: she joins his rival Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Joys of the Internet by Ulimo reviews
The Trio, Dumbledore, Snape, and Voldemort must watch Potter Puppet Pals' Mysterious Ticking Noise, in order to Leave a room they are trapped in. TEMPORARY HIATUS! Sorry Lost the drive for Harry Potter. Will come back later!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Tape, Stapler, Paperclip by AQotL reviews
They should have known it was a bad idea. They should have realized the consequences. Alas, Tony and McGee still tried to teach Ziva David, assassin extraordinaire, how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise My Version by meeplesforthewin reviews
Uhhh... Snape, Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, and Harry are in Snape's office... and they sing a song... and then guess who comes along? ONESHOT. Um. I don't own Harry Potter, or the Potter Puppet Pals...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A World Of Riddles by Buckbeak Ate My Wand reviews
Hermione and Draco travel to 1944 to stop Voldemort. Without realising it, Hermione and Tom start to develop feelings they never thought possible! Rated M for violence, language and semi-sexual content. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,747 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Adventures of A Young Moony by marauders716 reviews
Remus finds out the hard way to never enter the twin's bedroom when an experiment goes wrong. He's unfortunate enough to find himself de-aged to four- now the Order needs to find a way to change him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Snowflakes by GRACE5 reviews
Future Tiva family fluff. Very fluffy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Six by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Six times, Fred Weasley asked if their get-togethers were a date. One time, Hermione Granger says yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Visitor by Vinta reviews
Draco turns up at Hermione's place while she's getting ready for a date with another man. He tries to guess who this mystery man is, while trying to make a move on her. But in the end, he is sent home, leaving Hermione highly amused. Post-DH, Hr/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hiccups by titanchick reviews
Who knew hiccups could bring two people together? cutesy lil one-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
All Aboard by Vinta reviews
Hermione's jealousy over Ron and Lavender gets the better of her, and she seeks pleasure in the most unlikely of places. What does one Slytherin have to do with it? Absolutely everything. Draco/Hermione, AU 7th Year, LEMONS/ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bella Swan? I'm Alyson Potter by ahhhhh.okay reviews
b4 eclipse. Bella isnt who you think she is. shes a witch, and isn't in love with edward. one day, she sees one of her best friends, whom she loves, in the car park in school, and hears some tragic news.her twin and most her friends, are dead. co-written
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Bella
Tali by kandyfan4life reviews
Tiva future fluff. Plus the team.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 97 - Words: 195,693 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
IM: The Spy Way by Elesary reviews
Online Chat Room, Gone Gallagher and Blackthorn.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2010
Not for Anything: the Importance of Biscuits by Penitent Rebel reviews
"Sirius scratched his head as he looked around the kitchen. Every surface was covered in cocoa powder." A one-shot from the Not for Anything Universe. Sirius and Harry spend the day together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
New Colours of Life by ssserpensssotia reviews
"You should have known better, Hermione. I always win. Love it or hate it, it is your destiny." A story about making choices and facing the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Discoveries by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
-SPOILERALERT for NCIS Season Seven Borderland episode. What happens when a certain discovery is made? Tiva, and some McAbby
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
A Promise Broken, a Promise Made by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
-SPOILERALERT for NCIS Season Seven finale, Rule Fifty One!- What happens when Ziva knows a certain someone doesn't show for an important event...? Rating may change to T for violence. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Interrogation by waterbringer reviews
After a murder occurs, Tony is put in charge of questioning Shawn. It does not go well. Written for midnight malaga.
Crossover - NCIS & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tony D., Shawn S. - Complete
Baby? by adavisa reviews
Harry has a surprise for Severus. HP/SS mpreg, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 433 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Keep Running Into You by DaWaffle reviews
Bella returns to Hogwarts after the mission to bring Edward to Dumbledore fails.She's still depressed from the break-up.But when she returns to find Edward back as a profesor, her life may change forever. What didn't Dumbledore say? Better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Journey to a Hot Wet Cavern by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Draco and Pansy are convinced that Hermione has slipped Blaise a love potion, but will they believe her when she discovers the real reason for his mysterious illness? Reposted from the Twin Exchange. BlaiseHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
All of My Regrets are Nothing New by GRACE5 reviews
Ziva and Tony end up in a difficult situation and they both have tough choices to make. TIVA. Tony's POV. Season 4 spun my way.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Morning Kiss by GRACE5 reviews
Tony thinks Ziva's mad at him, but he cannot figure out why. Tiva fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A New Garment by Lelila reviews
Robin takes Starfire to the "mall of shopping" and she finds something she needs. Only Robin's having a hard time helping her pick which one to buy...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Just For A Tan by GRACE5 reviews
Tony goes to talk to McGee after getting surprising news from Ziva. Tiva fluff
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Undercover by xana4 reviews
This is a one-shot version of my story : Tangled up in me. Kensi and Callen get a little too close during and undercover mission. Summary sucks but please read and tell me if the story sucks too.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kensi B., G. Callen - Complete
Change Your Mind by brandonlov reviews
His eyes shone in the light, the gray and blue mixing together like an angry ocean before a storm. I felt the blood on my face, giving away the blush that was slowly forming as he approached the table.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,370 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight Blues by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
It surprised everyone when Harry Potter died, including the one who killed him. Harry, however, doesn't know how to stay dead. Ignores HBP and DH. Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Undercover? by Sophie Ranier reviews
-"Just like they did when they were John Paul and Sophie. But now they were Tony and Ziva." Tiva. oneshot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Contradictions by Sophie Ranier reviews
The goth and the geek talk about the playboy and the ninja. Tiva;McAbby;Fluffy Goodness
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Settling by Sophie Ranier reviews
Mother's Day leaves two agents thinking about the future...; Tiva fluff! written by Paige:D
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews
DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
iLost And Found by Snapplelinz reviews
"You're supposed to do certain things only once. You live once, you love once, you die once." A slightly AU story about our favourite iCarly trio.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,491 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
The Box by titaundomiel reviews
It's so hard to accept that…"she hesitated as a lump formed in her throat, "All we have left of him fits in a small box" Kensi&Callen. Set after "Fame"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kensi B., G. Callen - Complete
Double Dates by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
When Tony accepts that double date, who will he bring?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Jared by GRACE5 reviews
Tony leaves the team, Ziva, and D.C. after the loss of his daughter. But when he comes back he's forced to deal with his emotions. Tiva. On Hiatus
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Right by GRACE5 reviews
Tony and Ziva agree they're just not right for each other. Tiva angst. Spoilers for 7.21 "Obsession"
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Canvassing by GRACE5 reviews
Tiva. Post 7.20. Fluff
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Misleads by Sophie Ranier reviews
sometimes, you have to read the whole story and ignore the red herrings...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
One Word by kandyfan4life reviews
One word can change Ziva's life. Contains POSSIBLE SPOILER!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
Four Little Words by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Sometimes the uttering of four little words can change a person's life. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hostage by GRACE5 reviews
Tony is being held hostage. Tiva fluff
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Notes by GRACE5 reviews
Ziva's cleaning and finds notes Tony left for her. Tiva fluff
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Isira's Curse by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
COMPLETE An ancient curse and the greed of Salazar Slytherin mean that Hermione is the key to the outcome of the war. She must face hidden truth and try to become who she truly is all the while avoiding capture by Lord Voldemort. HGLV & HGSB & HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,142 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Out of Time by GRACE5 reviews
Post 7.19. TIVA drama
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by brightblue reviews
Then tell me later. When you are ready and not because you think you are going to die. Because you are not dying." Tiva. General season 7 spoilers, nothing major. Angst with a fluff chaser.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Beautiful by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Tony and Ziva short drabble. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Just a Phase by GRACE5 reviews
Tony and Ziva's daughter suddenly prefers Ziva. Tiva Family.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Communication by GRACE5 reviews
Tony and Ziva fight. Future Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Even Angels Need Guardians by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
It removed her ruined mascara, eyeliner, and blush. But it did not remove her fears and scars of abuse,' The team has a case about a man who is a abusing an NCIS Agent. This person is closer to the team than ever before. Will be writing more soon.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 305 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gunpowder and Lead by adavisa reviews
This one is for Dracardoris. Songfic based on Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert. I do not own the song or the recognizable characters in the fic, they are all property of their rightful owners. SB/HG Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Truth Jack Knife by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
During Jack Knife. Season 7 spoilers. Hints of McAbby. Mostly and ALL TIVA! TIVA TIVA TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Mix Up by kandyfan4life reviews
ONE SHOT! Department issued phones, smugness, & puppet master. Just a random lil' Tiva fic.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Knots by GRACE5 reviews
TIVA. Post Jack Knife
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Alone? by immakingmyownluck reviews
Ziva is getting married! To who? Bad language. Who can tell her the truth about her fiance? Fourth Chapter Added! I fixed the mistake... THANK YOU!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sure You Don't by GRACE5 reviews
Tony needs Ziva reassurance. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Very Special by GRACE5 reviews
TIVA. Tag to 7.13 "Jet Lag" and light tag to 7.15 "Jack Knife"
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Getting Back on Track by GRACE5 reviews
tags to "Flesh and Blood" and "Jet Lag". TIVA. two-shot
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bottom of the Ocean by Meevaa reviews
Sometimes when we see each other in the hall he will smile then keep walking with his current girlfriend.I think I have gone crazy since I still miss My Zach,NOT the guy he turned into since he started dating Tina.inspired by song by Miley Cyrus, oneshot
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Cammie M. - Complete
Concept of Time by GRACE5 reviews
Vance sends Tony afloat again. Future fic. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Won't Say I'm In Love by immakingmyownluck reviews
Song fic... wont say im in love from movie hercules... even though characters sat Abby and Ziva... it is a total TIVA fic...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
How the Brunette defeated the Redhead by cedricslove reviews
Ginny thinks she's won, but has she? *Updated all chapters*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
True Love Never Dies by immakingmyownluck reviews
When Tony dies in an explosion, can the team put the pieces back together? What will they think of what he left for Ziva? Is he really dead? MAJOR TIVA! little McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Twilight meets The CliquexPost Breaking Dawn by vanillabean.yum reviews
The Cullens move to Westchester. Nessie goes to OCD and Jake goes to Briarwood. What will the Pretty Committee do to Nessie?Will Massie declare her as an LBR? or Pretty Committee potential? SAME PAIRINGS Please Review!
Crossover - Clique & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,434 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Tutorials in Bassness by sillykiwi reviews
The boys are locked in a room with a TV, laser pointer, shame corner, and Macey McHenry as a teacher. Subject? Chuck Bass. "We get it. He's Chuck Bass. I'm Zach Goode, you're Macey McHenry. He's Jonas Nakamura, and over there? Yeah. That's Grant Newman."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Macey M. - Complete
Hosting An Alien by GRACE5 reviews
Tony is drunk and Ziva tries to find out what's been bothering him. Not related to any episodes. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Christmas Walk by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Two people go for a walk. Alone. Terrible summary and story. Slightly OOC.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Wiggle by GRACE5 reviews
Future Tiva Christmas Fluff
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Magical Life by FutureCullen97 reviews
Bella is a witch, but she never told the Cullens. When some friends of Carlisle's come over, she finds out the truth- the Cullens are Deatheaters. Betrayed, Bella Potter returns to help her friends defeat Voldemort. But will she see the Cullens again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/12/2009
Bella is in Slytherin by Hagrid's Crossbow reviews
when the cullens and bella go to hogwarts, none of them suspected that bella would be in slytherin! as her relationship with Edward fades and her releationship with Draco get better, what will happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Kiss Me by zarah joyce reviews
The gorgeous guys get to pick between the bombshell and the firecracker, pretend they never saw the plain one in between them. AU. DHr. Inspired by Sinfully Sexy by Linda Francis Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Delivery by GRACE5 reviews
Tiva. 2 years after "Aliyah" Gibbs gets a delivery on his doorstep in the form of a toddler.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,986 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Questions by GRACE5 reviews
Abby finds out Tony and Ziva's secret relationship and questions them. Dramatic Tiva fluff.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Promotion by GRACE5 reviews
Tiva Family. Tony promised to take his son trick or treating.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Saving Me by GRACE5 reviews
Post 7.01 TIVA. Set in the future.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Cupcakes by GRACE5 reviews
post Truth or Consequences. Gibbs tells Ziva she's staying with Tony. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
After 'I never' by writer xjx reviews
A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Killer Spirit by AQotL reviews
Lacey Spencer lives an insane life. Her dad's a fake psychic, her mom's a detective for the SBPD, and now Lacey and her two best friends are on a case of their own - going undercover at a sports camp. Hilarity ensues. DISCONTINUED.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
DiNozzo Diaries: Forever and Always by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Alright, based off the ever growing FanFiction the DiNozzo Diaries. What happens when someone leaves the team.. for good. DOES NOT IN ANY WAY AFFECT REDIBRAKAS VERSION. I do not own the Diaries. Rated K.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
DM HG by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Interview With A Spy by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: After extensive planning, the Operatives managed to capture the Subject, aka Zachary Goode. They used three Napotine patches and an abandoned classroom, using duct tape to restrain the Subject in a chair. The interview is as follows.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Zach G. - Complete
Drew Looks at Me, I fake a smile so he won't see by oldmoviewatcher reviews
This is another songfic with Taylor Swift's song Teardrops on My Guitar. R&R
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Detention, Miss Granger by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
I'm free now... if you want me," she said, walking around the desk to stand by his chair, looking down at the obvious tent in his robes before bringing her gaze up to his face. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 6,133 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Real by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Undercover marriage. Slightly OOC. No spoilers. TIVA TIVA TIVA TIVA. Longish oneshot
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by oldmoviewatcher reviews
This is total Tiva AND Jibbs songfic. No summary sorry, but it's to Kiss the Girl
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Feelings by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Feelings after Aliyah. Spoiler alert. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Aliyah 2 by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
Season 7 opener. Spoilers for season 6 finale. Oneshot may be more, idk yet . TIVA TIVA. All the way.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
War Over War! by KaYdAwg101 reviews
Massie Block comes back after leaving for 3 years. All the boys like her and Alcia is ready to start a fight. If it's a war they want it is a war they will get.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Massie B., Derrington
A Bit Different by Rosie-Jess reviews
It's the threesome you've been waiting for! Hermione and Fred are married, and George pops over, read to see what happens! Hermione/George/Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 180 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Curse of Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Sequel to Destined to Love. Draco is back, but there’s a problem. The curse of Love is about to take place, will Hermione and Draco be safe? Will their love win out? Or will they lose everything, including their unborn child?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,730 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero by MareanaDiNozzo reviews
A dance between Tony and Ziva. TIVA. Rated T to be safe! ONESHOT
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Grains of Gold Sand by hermoine snape reviews
Hermione and Ginny use a time turner to travel to Lily and marauders last year at Hogwarts. The girls only went back to have fun. The one thing that they didn't expect was to fall in love. Pairings: RL/HG SB/GW JP/LE Hermione will be OOC with BETA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,007 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
This Ordinary Thing by brightblue reviews
Tony and Ziva finally cross the line—it doesn’t happen like Ziva thought it would. Tony/Ziva fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Caitlin 2 by IstoleALLtheWAFFLES reviews
sequal to 'Caitlin the next generation of TIVA'. set a couple of maonths after said story. TIVA TIVA TIVA. Rated T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Tether by brightblue reviews
She believes she is keeping him bound together by sheer force of will; if she drops her guard for even a second, he will break. Missing scenes from Judgment Day. Tony/Ziva. Prequel to Tangled Up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
NCIS: Complicated by jfine reviews
Post-JD. How the team gets back together, how their lives have changed and will change. McGee and Ziva are back, but Tony isn't, but why? Tiva! Chronicling Tony's life as it becomes more complicated. Rated T for some language, sexual situations/themes
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 77,879 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It's Worth Everything by angel-death-dealer reviews
Tony has something to ask Ziva's father, but when he proves to be more difficult about it than he previously imagined, Tony finds that he has to defend what's in his heart and decide what's most important to him. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Caught! by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When he tries to break into Tim's computer, Tony has a little surprise in store for him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sailing by angel-death-dealer reviews
Everyone was present and accounted for, apart from the one person he wanted to see more than anything. The team say goodbye to a fallen comrade, a friend, a leader, a father. In progress, series of speeches. Mentions of Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs, and more.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Only Angels Have Wings by angel-death-dealer reviews
Set during Last Man Standing. Tony was informed about Ziva's injuries in Morocco so travels to Israel to be at her side, and ends up having an interesting conversation with Ziva's father that could change everything. Tiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
KIPIVAFFLEStheLOLLIPOPS by IstoleALLtheWAFFLES reviews
It's 3am, i've eaten 30-something lollipops and am bored. READ THIS AND REVIEW OR ELSE ZIVA WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008
The Date by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Sequel to The Kiss. Timothy and Tony try to figure out where their relationship is going...if anywhere! McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In a Tight Spot by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Abby and Tim are engaged in some pretty hinky stuff when they get trapped. McAbby. Written for the NFA Community Boxed In, Take Two Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Just a little splat I got in which Timothy and Tony discuss the pros and cons of winter. Slightly implied McGiva and McAbby, but very slightly...like so small you need the most intesnse microscope on the face of the earth to see it
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
After Work by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
A note from Ziva telling him she wants to talk after work sends Tim in a frenzy as he wonders what he's done to anger her. Hangman Prize for Sherry!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Idiotic by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
The discordant, broken notes made me want to cover my ears. Suddenly, a spotlight came on. At the head table. My head snapped in the direction, and my jaw dropped when I saw who was singing. My boyfriend. DMHG oneshot Based off of ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
After a post-work drink with Tony leads to something surprising, Tim begins to wonder what their relationship truly is. McNozzo slash as a Hangman Prize for smackalicious! "Bury Your Dead" and "Family" spoilers!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Germinating Love by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim's relationship with one of his fellow NCIS workers is not your run-of-the-mill romance. Written for the NFA Community Crack!Fic Couples Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Flying Solo by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim is left alone at the office looking over a recently closed case and things begin pointing to a different culprit. Written as a Hangman Prize for Enthusiastic Fish.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Gift by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim picks Gibbs' name in a Secret Santa gift exchange and frets over finding him a gift. What he finds is that gifts can come in all forms. Written for the NFA Community NCIS Secret Santa Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 246 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Everything I'm Not by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim stews over Ziva's seeming attraction to a new agent. Hangman Prize for Smackalicious!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Sweet Talk by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim and Ziva find "sweetness" in each other. For iheartGibbs, who requested a McGiva UST/first time fic. Contains sex.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
How to Save a Life by FireboltPheonix reviews
Ron demands a divorce from Hermione. The story follows Hermione as she copes with this and lifes hard and bitter struggles. But someone in the shadows tries to right her wrongs and Hermione needs to know why. 'Because you're worth saving' he replied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rules to Live By by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tag to the end of "Heartland" Season Six. Written as a Hangman Prize for ncisabbylover
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Playing the Part by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
In an effort to keep Abby from accepting a better paying job, NCIS agrees to host a mandatory Halloween party for which Abby gets to assign each person's costume. Written for the NFA Community NCIS Halloween Party Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Every Man Has One by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tony swings by Tim's apartment to give him a ride to a crime scene. He finds the door ajar and hears muffled sobs coming from inside. What he finds inside is not what he expected. Written for the NFA Community Is That Good or Bad? Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Caretaker by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Ziva is ill and Tim is determined to take care of her. Written as a Hangman Prize.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
The Guilty Ones by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim is haunted by the death of a naval officer Ziva tries to help him see that he cannot blame himself. Written for the NFA You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost Challenge and Angst Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Travelin' Solider by Jillyan Weasley-Potter reviews
Song fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Identity by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim crosses paths with a sultry singer he abandons "Timothy McGee" for "Thom E. Gemcity" in hope of impressing her. Written for the NFA Community Thom E. Gemcity The Writer Challenge
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
The Bed by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
A bed can be a site for great passion and love...or, in Tim's case, it can be an evil and merciless thing. McGee/OC. Rated for sexual situations.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim tries out a new cologne he begins to attract some strange and unwanted attention. Implied slash but in a humorous Crack!Fic way
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Double Date by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tony invites Tim on a double date with two beautiful women, but Tim isn't sure that Tony is really looking out for him. Written for the NFA Community Near Brothers Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Forty Push Ups by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Ziva and Tim have a small work out session and things get a bit intimate. McGiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim gets stuck baby-sitting the daughter of a victim he entertains her by telling her a story with some recognizable characters. A little, teensy bit of McGee/? romance at the end. Written for the NFA Community Dragon Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Three Women, Four Corgis, and a Hearse by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Timothy McGee is hurt three women spring into action to hunt down the villian responsible. Written for the NFA Community Furies Challenge
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Abby S., Sarah McG. - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Own Little Piece of You by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
A look into how Abby and Bert met and what their relationship represents. Written for the NFA Community "Bert the Hippo" Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Abby S. - Complete
Lily's Solution by Anime Wildfire reviews
Lily Evans is once again angry. And when Lily is angry, she tends to do rash things. Like say, oh… I don’t know… locking one James Potter out of the Head’s tower… Lily/James oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Problem With Love Letters by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
There is a love letter loose in NCIS headquarters and it's wrecking havoc on all who find it. Written for the NFA Community "There it sat..." Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Jimmy P. - Complete
NCIS: Code Orange by jfine reviews
Tony has a slight problem with something very...ummmm, private, then hilarity/stupidity ensues! Tiva! Rated T for sexual themes and situations.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Nantucket Summer by Cela Fille reviews
They were four best friends, spending their last summer together before parting ways. It was supposed to be perfect, right? Enter jealous and regretful exes, and what to do you get? DRAMA... rated T for later chapters. COMPLETE.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,101 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Claire L., Massie B. - Complete
Nothing by katterpillar reviews
He was a defective, damaged sociopath to some, but that was better than nothing. Angst. Teen Tony. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Ghost Ship: Chimera by jfine reviews
What if the Chimera was haunted? Tiva. Supernatural. Humor. Tony being Tony. Ziva seeing things: Ghosties! A VERY special ghost. Heh. Spoilers for anything before episode: Chimera!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
Tempest by katterpillar reviews
All Ziva wanted was to survive and get the hell out of here. As always, Tony has other things in mind. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Ziva's Donuts by jfine reviews
Tony DiNozzo has to choose, it's one or the other. Oneshot. Why did I write it? Because I'm trying to get over writer's block and boredom and Ninja Gaiden II is kickin' my ass! Donuts are yummy, but Ziva is yummier! Is yummier a word? Heh! Tiva-esque!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Time to Face the Truth by jfine reviews
Post-Judgment Day. What happens, up to the last minute before Tony leaves for the USS Reagan. Saying goodbye is the hardest thing to do. *Spoilers for Judgment Day and anything before it* Collaboration with my friend Kate. Tiva-esque.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Gibbs is Magic! by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Crack!Fic: McGee doesn't know how to tell Gibbs that his the lovely gift just isn't functional. Written for the NFA Community Feel the Wood Challenge
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Tease by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
On the surface she seemed like a vixen, a woman who reveled in preying on young men, none of whom she would ever actually consider going to bed with." Written for the NFA Community Genderbender Challenge
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Snape is doing his usual stalk about the corridors when he hears a mysterious ticking....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by jfine reviews
It takes place right after Jeanne leaves via elevator Internal Affairs. So, spoilers for Internal Affairs, anything before and possible any episodes thereafter. Ziva tries to cheer Tony up...but how? Heh. We'll see! TIVA! *mature themes*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Don't Want to Lose You, Too by jfine reviews
My angry ending to Recoil. I just needed to get it off my chest.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two to Tango by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Ziva asks McGee to assist her in something, she finds that the special agent is full of surprises. One-shot. If you squint really hard you can see some McGiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Breaking Up is Hard to Do by jfine reviews
The in and outs of falling in and out of love and maybe back in or out, who knows. featuring Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. Will Ziva finally tell him that she loves him? Does he know already? Will he give in to her? Will they grow old together? TIVA! End?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Abby talks to Tim about Tony's teasing habits. One-shot friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
When Four Corners Meet by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
AU High School A geek, a jock, a goth, and a ninja. Students from four different corners of the high school must work together to clear their names.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2008
And If You Asked Me by Sarcastic Twists reviews
Dramione song-fic based on the song I'd Lie by Taylor Swift. Post Hogwarts, DH complient but not epilouge. Hermione loves Draco, but will never tell anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry, Harry, and Harry? by remuslives reviews
Fred, Hermione, and George under the effects of polyjuice potion. just for kicks! sort of slash-y, not smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hogwarts Reunion by Wintrysnow reviews
Seven years after graduation, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny meet again in a Hogwarts reunion. A terrible secret of Hermione is revealed and Ron learns not to underestimate his friend. My first one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Song Again by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione and Draco thought they had stopped that song when they had agreed to get married … little did they know. Sequel to ‘That Song’. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death by Microfibre by katterpillar reviews
When Tony is left in a room alone with an ever-growing collection of towels, things can only go horribly wrong. Oneshot. Comedy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
S U R V I V O R by Drakulya reviews
AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whats in a name by imslytherinatheart reviews
5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,902 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If You Could Have Wished Me Away by Crookshanks.x reviews
A hooded stranger shows up at Hermione and Ginny's flat one evening, delivering strange warnings. Unfortunately, the warnings make all too much sense to Hermione. She has a secret, and it's about to get unraveled in an attempt to save her life. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,988 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Puppet Pals Clean the Dorms! by She Who Shall Go Nameless reviews
Spoof on 'Potter Puppet Pals in The Mysterious Ticking Noise.' Funny, somewhat pointless. Be prepared to shake your head and say, What the ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Aftereffects by zarah joyce reviews
Take one Hermione Granger, one Draco Malfoy. Have them drink a love potion. Lock them up in a room together...oh, what fun! With HG and RP. Warning: Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New World by Quicksilver19 reviews
The battle is over... Voldemort has won... Hermoine's a slave. Oliver Wood is fighting with the resistance. Can he save her from Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Oliver W., Hermione G.
Picture to Burn by kriss-and-sam314 reviews
A song fic to Taylor Swift's Picture to Burn. Not for HGHP shippers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Detentions by airuhkuh reviews
Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Letter to Voldie by rianess reviews
Rating for language. Just something I was going to put in another fic, but decided not to in the end. Very short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Questions by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sirius B., George W. - Complete
HermioneMalfoy by Raindust34 reviews
Hermione finds out shes adopted and her real family is the Malfoys...Will everyone accept her? Is Pansy her new best friend? Why is Ginny spreading bad Rumors about her? Is Blaise Zabini her new light in life? HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 8 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Voldie returns for two more pathetic deaths including fanficfan1037's South Park suggestion. Not sure if it's really from SP, but then again, I don't watch that show, so, yeah. Read and Review people! PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE! Pretty Please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort's New Contraption by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Harry sends Voldie a new contraption for his birthday, and it goes off in during a Death Eater meetings. Warning: Voldemort Eye Twitching and Voldemort Annoying insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 306 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 7 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Three more pathetic deaths for Voldie. Featuring requests from WhiteTwitch and MysticWolfBlack. Beware of crazy fan girls and cheer for Neo. BTW I can't find my Matrix movies, so Neo might be OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Voldemort, Cedric D. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 6 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
I would like to personally thank Tifany1037 for giving me the idea for the first one. Two more pathetic deaths by the Dark Lord. Watch out for the waitress with the Shotgun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 5 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Time Lord PMS by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor explains postregeneration mood swings to Rose. Part of the Happy!Who prompt list.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 4 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Mother Nature and a Crazy Authoress with a pink paintbrush gang together to kill Voldie. Yet another six pathetic Dark Lord deaths 100word drabbles. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 3 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Again these just came to me. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died Again. Three more pathetic deaths from our favorite Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died Again by RuneWitchSakura reviews
100 word drabble. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died. Again, this just came to me. What if Voldie managed to resurrect himself after Harry blew his head off. Well, die a more pathetic death for starters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This just came to me 100 word drabble on how I think Voldie should be knocked off It's probably not gonna happen, but you have to admit it's funny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
More To Life by Preppy in Pink reviews
Well, I'm stuck on a roof with my annoying exboyfriend who got us in this mess in the first place and you want me to sit here and come up with witty comebacks? I'm sorry, this situation isn't exaclty condusive to that! quote Hermione. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,894 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Getting Off Your Bum and Doing Something About It by Wittyheroine reviews
Drunken Draco Malfoy mopes over Hermione Granger. Then decides to do something about it. Includes a singing Draco. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Morning, Hermione by bitchfit26 reviews
A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Tom Riddle, Not Yet The Dark Lord by ellamalfoy8 reviews
Voldemort's taken over, and everyone Hermione cares about is dead. So she uses a time turner and goes back to the start, to teach Tom Riddle to love, as he helps her cope with the loss of those who he would kill. Irony, trust issues, and new emotions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,508 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Angelo Del Ghiaccio reviews
Hermione and Draco are planning a Anniversary party, and Pansy, Blaise, Ron, Harry and Ginny decide to eavesdrop and hear some very disturbing things... Please R&R,..FUNNY! Half sequal is out. Characters are tad OOC. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Partridge in a Pear Tree by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
It's a fourpart Teen Titans holiday fic! Starfire explores the joys of Christmas with the help of her friends, while Robin stubbornly refuses to be pulled out of Scrooge mode. Merry Christmas, Titans... RxS BBxRae Cyx...Candy canes...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Starfire - Complete
Hay Fever by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Happily Ever After by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Once upon a time, there was an old man. This old man liked to manipulate people. He pissed a lot of people off doing this... A random, fairytalelike oneshot. Contains trace amounts of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 237 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room by SilverWolf7007 reviews
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
The boys play truth or dare... and things get a bit quirky. Raven and Star come home from the mall and find... BB in Raven's leotard? Robin in... what! RxS oneshot. Ultra pointless.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Dark Skies, Learning Hearts by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
OneShot, RxS. Robin teaches Star... there are diffrent kinds of love. Starfire offers to kiss any booboos caused by a soon to be enraged empath. It's all good...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Morning, Noon, Night by zarah joyce reviews
For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. DHr with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fan Mail by CidGregor reviews
Oneshot, RobStar. Starfire recieves a less-than-appropriate fan mail, and Robin explains to her exactly why people take the time to write to her and the Titans at all...which leads Star to write a fan mail of her own. Rated for safety. R&R please!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Free Souls Dance by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
Robin doesn’t dance. It’s either too stiff or too wild… always an extreme. But somehow she’s done it again and he’s out on the floor with her feeling absolutely… amazing. RobxStar One-shot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Another Day by knightfire reviews
Terra's back. BB chooses between Raven and Terra. Cyborg gets a girlfriend. Robin looks for Starfire after she runs away to get "Earth lessons". RobStar, BB? COMPLETED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Truth, Dare, and BubbleGum Hair by Gwendolyn James reviews
Four people are trapped in a dungeon room overnight... that must be a recipe for Truth or Dare! Includes much snogging, off-key singing, and a pink-haired Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Love's Fool by Quicksilver19 reviews
I know it's been done before but here goes... Hermione likes Ron but Ron likes Pavarti... Oliver likes Hermione and maybe she'll start liking him back...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night at the Three Broomsticks by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione meet up with Fred, George and Ginny for a night at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. FWHG, HPGinny, implied GeorgeKB. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Ten Years After Today Tomorrow by NatashaTeenTitan reviews
Warp comes back for revenge on Starfire. Something goes horribly wrong... and Robin is tossed ten years into the future... More humor than romance. RobinStarfire. Please R&R! PG to be safe. COMPLETED!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Broken by dime-piece reviews
.:Complete:. The trio finish Hogwarts. Hermione meets a Stranger who changes her life around. This stranger comes with a hidden secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Impeccable by zarah joyce reviews
Three words, Malfoy. Three damned words after three damned years. Rather ironic, don't you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Depths by zarah joyce reviews
A short sequel to 'Reckless Freedom'. Tonight they indulge themselves in more than just a kiss...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reckless Freedom by zarah joyce reviews
It all started with a glare...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate and Strawberries by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Harry’s mad and Tom wants to make it up to him... Subtittle: Paths of Fate: Interlude 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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History Repeats reviews
Samantha is an ex-NCIS agent who left after getting her heartbroken. Now she's Mossad and going on a mission similar to one Ziva David took years ago. Now her ex, one Anthony DiNozzo the 3rd isn't too happy. Can he stop her from making a big mistake?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2012
Is She Crazy? Nah, That's Just Layla reviews
What happened to Bella? Who is Layla? Is our dear Slytherin Prince being threatened? Course not, everyone knows Layla rules Hogwarts. What happens when Layla comes back, only to deal with the people she wants to see the least? disclaimer: I own nothing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Draco M., Bella