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Joined 03-12-11, id: 2788246, Profile Updated: 05-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for Are You Afraid of the Dark, Halloweentown, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, and Star Wars Rebels.

Instead of putting a disclaimer on all my story`s I`ll just write it here i do not own any of these stories sadly

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days.

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

When life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Harry potter beats twilight

In harry potter and the goblet of fire Cedric,also known as some important twilight guy, was killed by voldemort.

Then in the deathly hallows harry defeats voldemort

therefore harry potter beats twilight.

copy this and put it on your profile if you think it's true

Fun Things To Do On An Elevator.

1 CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2 STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

3 SAY -DING at each floor.

4 SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

5 MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

6 STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

7 WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

8 DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

9 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

Anti-Racism:
A black man sat down in a restaurant. A white man walked up to him.
White man: Colored people are not allowed here.
Black man: I was black when I was born.
I am black right now.
I am black when I'm cold.
I am black when I am in the sun.
I am black when I'm sick.
And I will be black when I am dead.
But you sir,
You were pink when you were born.
You are white right now.
You are blue when you are cold.
You are red when you are in the sun.
You are green when you are sick.
And You will be purple when you are dead.
So don't you dare call me colored!

Post this on yer profile to enforce anti-racism!

Sad News. Pass it on
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

List your top ten favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Thalia

2. Juniper

3. Annabeth

4. Grover

5. Tyson

6. Athena

7. Percy

8. Bianca

9. Selina

10. Zoe

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile( you cant prove anything!)

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

i'm just a kid by simple plan

Waking Up:

Disturbia by Rihanna

First Day At School:

Death of sirius by nicholas hooper

Making Your New Best Friend:

A different side of me by All star weekend

Falling In Love:

Only girl(in the world) by Rihanna

Breaking Up:

Dooms day

Prom:

California Gurls by katy perry and snop dogg

Graduation:

The middle by Jimmy eat world

Life's Okay:

Another story by nicholas hooper

Death of a Close Friend:

when i grow up by pussycat dolls

Mental Breakdown:

The face of Voldemort by john williams

Driving:

umbrella by Rihanna

Flashback:

son of poseidon by christophe Beck

Getting Back Together:

Barbie girl

Birth of Child:

Ghostbusters by Ray parker jr

Wedding Scene:

Don't forget

Car Accident:

sacking of trelawny by nicholas hooper

Final Battle:

Secrets by onerepublic

Death Scene:

Fireworks by nicholas hooper

Funeral Song:

Donkey riding by great big sea

End Credits: christmas at hogwarts

Deleted Scenes:

chains on me

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile

I Cried'

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your MOM, post this on your profile

Ninety-Five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.

If your part of that FIVE percent who AREN'T or WASN'T , copy this , put it in your profile and add your name to the list below!

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If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

One bright day in the dead of night,

two dead boys came out to fight.

back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

two deaf police men heard the noise

and ran to save the two dead boys.

If you don't belive my story to be true,

ask the blind man he saw it too!

Gibb's rules

1. never say your sorry it's a sign of weakness

2. always be specfic when you lie

3.It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

4.if it seem like someone's out to get you, they are.

5. sometimes - your wrong

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

-If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy this onto your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are one of the people who are in the 'weird' group and dont follow/go along with/ even like the 'it' girls, copy this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (not all Christians hate gays you know)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I'm CANADAIAN so I MUST live in igloos, ride dog sleds everywhere, love maple syrup,say "eh?"at the end of each sentence and drink Tims Horton's 24/7

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go"

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!!

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true).

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

ou pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

list twelve of your favorite book characters.

my caraters will be from harry potter and percy jackson.

1. tonks (harry potter)

2. katie bell (harry potter)

3. Hagrid (harry potter)

4. Percy (percy jackson)

5. annabeth (percy jackson)

6. Connor Stoll (percy jackson)

7. Travis Stoll ( percy jackson)

8. Zoe (percy jackson)

9. Silena Beauregard (percy jackson)

10. bellatrix lestrange (harry potter)

11. oliver wood (harry potter)

12. Juniper (percy jackson)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and i hope i never do unless it`s under the friendship category.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

yeah, his hotness is an10 on a scale from one to ten minus one point for stupidy.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

ewwwwwwwwwww

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

intersting thought...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

ahh, neither

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

uhhh RUUUUUUUUUN MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

If hagrid met bella

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Tough Times

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

i doo!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

ummmmm. no comment

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

wats that mean?

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

only girl in the world

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

don`t read

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

today

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

So,Tonks and Travis are in a happy relationship until Silena runs off with Travis(no comment). tonks, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with oliver and a brief unhappy affair with connor, then follows the wise advice of Annabeth(she is WISE girl) and finds true love with Katie.

What title would you give this fic?

what?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

seven is dead

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be sad cause she hates her family.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

ZOE! artimis would be ashamed

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

uhh

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

ummmm may be a little awkward.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

what

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

RUN FOR MY LIFE

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I did not see it coming I blame lupin.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

i wouls say awwww then slap him and tell him to give it to annabeth

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Ask to borrow rachel's

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Travis, Silena, and Percy have got together at 3 a.m. and are Kidnap the sandy claws. the first thing i think is" tacos, kittys, lady gaga?!?!" then fall back asleep

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

get in trouble in both their classes and make them watch detention together until they fall in love.

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

Spin the bottle and enchant it so whenever nico or thalia spin it lands on each other and just try to get them together

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Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Barbie girl

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

mischief managed

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Game over by Alexa vega

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

the ministry of magic

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

see you again by hannah montana ( what? i thought i took off all the Hannah montana)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

life is like a donkey ride by the cobblestones with help from paradise elementary

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

my babysitter's a vampire by fred

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

low by flo rida

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

lost souls

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

round and round by selena gomez

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

buckbeak's flight

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

room of requirement

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

dementors in the underpass

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

scooby doo where are you?

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

quidditch world cup

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/InTEREST?

end of the world by great big sea

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

three by brittany spears

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

welcome to hollywood by Mitchell Musso

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

a different side of me by Allstar Weekend

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Medusa

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Not your Birthday br Allstar Weekend

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Saving Buckbeak

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

dance forever by Allstar Weekend

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

The fame by lady Gaga

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

literal Harry Potter Trailer music by Tobuscus (Toby Turner)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

finale

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

When I grow up by the pussy cat dolls

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

The chess game

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

A year without rain by Selena gomez

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Zoe

2. Nico

3. Athena

4. Thalia

5. Bianca

6. Grover

7. Annabeth

8. Percy

9. TYson

10. Katie

11. Chiron

12. Chris

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to

No and No!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

she's in the hunt we'd rather not say

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A messed-up universe, that's what

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

no :(

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple

me thinks not! me thinks not too

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

well... she's dead an died in the hunt, but Bianca and Tyson

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

...awkward...

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

noooo, many people would die. mainly percy, courtesy of Artemis and Zoe courtesy of Annabeth and Annabeth, courtesy of shock

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I talk to the crazy dude

10. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

me no know

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

yes, I draw centaurs

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

yeah, it depends on the genre though

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'd Lie by Taylor Swift

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

t for tacos and total weirdness

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five

one where they were in high school

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Zoe & Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Annabeth dumps Zoe for Tyson. Zoe, broken hearted goes on a date with Chiron has an unhappy break-up with Chris then follows the advice of Bianca and finds true love with Athena!

17. What title would you give this fic?

The gods family

The first character you fell in love with
Oliver wood
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now
Draco malfoy
The character everyone else loves that you don't
?
The character you love that everyone else hates
Bellatrix lestrange
The character you used to love but don't any longer
Authur weasley
The character you'd want to be like
Tonks, Astoria or Victoire
The character you'd slap
In certain partts of the books Lupin
A pairing that you love
Tonks/Lupin
A pairing that you despise

Neville/Hannah

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

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If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
Copy and past this into your profile if you want to see change in humanity. Homophobia is wrong, please do your part to end it.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, Danforth'sChild, Spitfire47,Veronica and Balthzar

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

7. You are unique and special.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.

12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks.

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy.

14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are.

If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate people that think malfoy and hermione or harry and hermione should be togeter copy this!!!!!

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Blue

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A-BYE bYE Rachel

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Athena or Hermes

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- mind reading

Q-Favorite Twilight quote?

A- HATE TWILIGHT!

Q-Favorite Song

A- I need a hero (shrek two)

Q-Favorite food?

A- Ice cream sandwiches

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

A- I'm a girl so travis or beckondorf But if a was a boy it would be juniper or katie

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Katie or zoe

Q-Favorite books?

A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, 39 Clues series, The Harry Potter series

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- use the royal toilet

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Friendly, loyal, kind.

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- playing the wii

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- who?

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- My family and my friends.

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- I have no idea.

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- intimadated

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- october or december

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- sorcerer's appprentice

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- the little mermaid

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- What do you mean? Physical or verbal. Physical: NO; Verbal:NO

Q- Biggest fear?

A-fire drills/spiders/dying/hospitals/injuries/heights

Page 375

Camp went late that summer. It lasted two more weeks, right up to the start of a new school year, and I have to admit they were the best two weeks of my life.
Of course, Annabeth would kill me if I said anything different, but there was a lot of other great stuff going on too.

Page 377

"You're still my best friend."
He grinned. "Except for Annabeth."
"That's different."
"Yeah," he agreed. "It sure is."

Page 380

Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parents to attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuilding efforts.
"And close to me?" I asked.
"Well, someone's got a big sense of his own importance." But she laced her fingers through mine. I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought - just maybe - we were off to a good start.

He went on asking questions. did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one)Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

no such page in the book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
cheese

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sadly shake it up

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:20

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

nothing

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

getting in car yesterday

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

a story on fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

A bandaid, striped socks,

10. Did you dream last night?

Can't remember

11. When did you last laugh?

this morning watching the a very potter sequel

12. What is on the walls of the room yourin?

paint and artwork

13. Seen anything weird lately?

a car like the batmobile

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i love these types of things

15. What is the last film you saw?

HP and the Goblet of Fire

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Harry potter stuff

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

I can be loud ,I have a scar on my stomach (this test is kinda personal)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop global warming cause it's kinda freaking me out

19. George Bush

his name is so weird

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Analise or maggie

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jacob

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

What's that

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Athena annabeths mom.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Sally jackson greatest mom ever!

TEAM SODAPOP:

He may be the middle man
He may have dropped out from high school
But he's selfless and happy and kind
He never drinks alcohol, just gets drunk on livin'
He's the best brother anyone could want
The friend everybody hopes for
The guy we girls all want
The person we all want to be
We love you, Sodapop Curtis!
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE SODA AND ARE PROUD OF IT!!! DO IT FOR SODA!!!


You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
You say Bella, I say Sandy.
You say Jacob, I say Sodapop.
You say Washington, I say Tulsa.
You say Vampires, I say Greasers.
You say "How romantic," I say "Let's do it for Johnny!"
Put this in your profile if you love The Outsiders. :D


I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood.

I blacken the name of our fair city.I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society.

Man, do I have fun!

Greaser... greaser... greaser...

O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood.

Juvenille delinquent, you're no good!

Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed.

I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.

And what do you do for fun?

I jump greasers!

Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you.

Sodapop taught me that it's ok to be laid back sometimes.

Darry taught me to protect the ones I love.

Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt.

Two-Bit taught me that it's ok to make a joke every once in a while.

Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars.

And Johnny?

Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay


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Love Under by GraphicsGirl reviews
Shaiden quite likes Kook, maybe she's even growing to love him. But when Kook's platypus girlfriend turns up, will the ninja have a chance with the kookaburra? And will Kook be able to chose between his girlfriend and his crush?
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kookaburra, Shaiden
Gods to Teenagers by Alethea Melanie-Rose reviews
The Gods have turned into teenagers, while losing their memories and now Percy and his friends have to get them back to Olympus. But ... how?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon
we got all these words by withneedleandthread reviews
snapshots of becky and dave's married life.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Dave S., Becky
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Aphrodite's Summer Plans by dnapolymerase314 reviews
It's summer and the Hunters are in town. Unfortunately for Nico and Thalia, so is Aphrodite. But maybe it's not always Aphrodite's fault that they keep 'accidently' meeting. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,094 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Parenting by gumdropj reviews
Health was an 'easy A' for Ponyboy, that was until the parenting unit was introduced. Unfortunately, Mr. Harrison wasn't expecting an uneven class and so Ponyboy and Johnny are forced to work together. Relationships could get better ... or worse. R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Second Chances by sisypheandreamer reviews
What happens when it's not just your second chance?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Luke C., Calypso
Meeting Her Parents: Scorpius and Rose by SilenceIsCompliance reviews
Scorpius meets Ron and Hermione, Rose's Parents. First chapter in Hermione's POV, second in Scorpius's. Rose/Scorpius. Sweet and adorable. Rating for kissing but could probably k plus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
How We Met by Xx.BiteMeh.xX reviews
Arthur Trent is sent on a mission. To make a woman fall for him. But he doesn't know anything about her, just her name. Hope Cahill. But when Arthur finally meets Hope, his view of the Cahills change... COMPLETE
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Arthur T., Hope C. - Complete
The execution of Dr Dante Deferonciey by Spitfire47 reviews
Balthazar is called upon by a strange doctor who pleads for his help during the Salem witch trials in 1695. As Balthazar looks deeper into Abigail Williams, he finds secrets that he will forever regret.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Abigail Williams, Balthazar B. - Complete
Magical Sparks by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
After Ethan cheats on her, Marnie runs to one place she knew she would be safe ... Luke's. But mysteriously she has no idea what happened to her powers. Will a certain red-haired goblin be able to help her get them back?
Halloweentown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Marnie P., Luke
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Love Fool by some blue december reviews
Three toxic words change everything, but is it for the better or worse?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Two Bit M., Kathy - Complete
First Date by some blue december reviews
Two-Bit picks Kathy up for their first date ... half an hour late.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Two Bit M., Kathy - Complete
The Taxi Cab by KrazieKim522 reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter characters get stuck in a taxi cab with a very annoying Sirius Black? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Sirius B.
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A New Beginning reviews
Yes I know I stole the title from the series. This is basically a story about how everyone feels after Ahsoka leaves in the last episode of season one. Major Kanan and Hera Romance.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4 - [Kanan J., Hera S.]
wizards and demigods reviews
Percy Jacksons Characters spent a year at the next generation Hogwarts with the Weasleys. Couples: Teddy and Victoire mainly little bit of Katie and Travis, Selina and Beckondorf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2011
Shippo's Love Story reviews
After twelve years Shippo and Souten meet each other for a second time. They seem to be falling in love with each other the only problem is that they are looking for her boyfriend.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Shippo, Souten]
tale of the silver sight with sam reviews
This is my story. About Gary and Sam and tale of the silver sight. my story is way better than the summary.
Are You Afraid of the Dark - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Samantha, Gary
Why wizards don't bake reviews
Harry Potter characters trying to bake that's a pretty obvious summary. Draco and Astoria are first I think I'll do Aurthur next
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011
Percy Remembers reviews
Percy at the roman camp and Annabeth shows up but sees some other girl is flirting with Percy. so Annabeth runs off and this is Percy thinking about Annabeth. I know it's really short but my friend told me to put it up cause she said it was really good.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
How they met reviews
This is a story about how sharkboy and lavagirl met and what happened after.
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sharkboy, Lavagirl
The Taxi reviews
All rights to this story belong to the makers of Halloweentown. This is a story about when Luke and Marnie met.
Halloweentown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Marnie P., Luke - Complete