A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.

The long hard fight against evil finally over, Rangers welcomed a new age of peace. Now, beset by the very people they had sworn to protect, it is a dark world for the Power Rangers. A world of Power Rangers Zombies.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. UPDATE: Complete.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Knowing that Minerva and Hagrid would never forgive him if he didn't, Dumbledore made a very drastic change for Harry Potter's future. His new family might be a bit dysfunctional, but it was better than a cupboard.

Crossover between From Dusk till Dawn and Criminal Minds. Young FBI Agent Spencer Reid gets kidnapped by Seth and Richie Gecko and develops Stockholm Syndrome. Follows the movie. Slash.

A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS

What if history had went differently, and Albus and Gellert never parted ways? A chronicle of how it could have happened if they had not done so. AD/GG, AD/ED, Grindeldore, Alphias.

A tag/prequel to People of the Sand detailing the events of The Five in their time at university. A desire for knowledge is stirring within each of them as they push not only the boundaries of the natural world but of each other.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

Spencer discovers that his job isn't always the easiest one in the world. Jason offers him an escape... I wanted say that the summary doesn't accurately descibe this story.

A weird incident ends up with Nikola waking up in a strange technological city in the middle of the ocean...why they think he's a guy who plays with plants is beyond him...meanwhile David Parrish wakes up in the Sanctuary and almost gets his ass kicked.

L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU

Hotch is staying late at the office. He thinks he is alone, so becomes incredibly annoyed when he finds he is not. He unleashes something in himself that he did not expect. WARNINGS: Dub-con/non con, language

People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I’ve suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.

He was so tired of it...Tired of Hotch never noticing him. But, that was about to change... Slash, rated M for a reason, NON-CON. More warnings inside, please check those out. I own nothing. CBS owns all. Note: Read the bolded stuff before flaming me.

Or, Five Times David Rossi Knew He Had A Friend And One Time He Returned The Favour. Rated for strong language throughout.

Most parents judged their young child's growth with a chart, or a door frame, marking the height with a marker as they watched the child grow up too fast. That's what normal people did. Magnuses defied normalcy.

Mourning is never linear. Gideon's death, viewed through a series of drabbles. Everyone features.

Albus puts his foot in it when he declares that Gellert cannot have an opinion on a topic. AU Albus/Gellert

Nikola Tesla cannot be trusted around dangerous Fire Elementals - and James knows it!

Aaron has a myriad of hangups when it comes to sex, but he's doing his best to just "get over it." Part 3 in the "The 10th Time" 'verse. SLASH mild D/s. Adult content.

via request of Holmen. Nikola and John are present for a NUBBIN HUNT : Characters: Helen/John/Nikola/Ashley/Will/Henry

SANDSIBS. After his harrowing experience, Gaara faces a new terror: learning the box step so he can dance with Tsunade at a celebratory ball. In the process, he learns about love. Reposted, 2008. Crack!fic with a serious subtheme and brotherly bonding.

Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot

He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.

Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.

Hotch and Reid take turns with some bedroom fun. Hotch goes first. Rated M for a reason. Slash/smut. Don't like, don't read.

Hotch has to share a hotel room with Reid, who talks in his sleep and has a sexy dream, apparently involving his Unit Chief. Hotch is intrigued, and decides to see what the power of suggestion can do. Kink Meme entry. Slashy. Mature theme.

Because even magic can't take away a teenage girl's need to rate boys in bathroom graffiti. Minerva and Rolanda had no idea what they were starting...

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one who inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it." -Mark Twain

Morgan and Rossi bed together. Normal, right? Not when Morgan's still awake at four am and reading a dirty mag. Oh, the possibilities are endless! Rated M for a reason, and SLASH. I own nothing!

Abraham Lincoln is assigned by his mentor what could be his most dangerous mission ever: kill a sparkly teenage vampire by the name of Edward Cullen. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter/Twilight crossover. Anti-Twilight.

A fairly simple romance story that I've always wanted to write my own way- the jock/nerd love story, told using Jason/Billy. Hard to summarize this one, so you'll just have to check it out :P SLASH fiction, don't like, don't read.

Valeris could not fight him; he was much older, much stronger, and his quiet, commanding presence subdued her. Oneshot for the infamous "forced mind meld" scene in "The Undiscovered Country."

A 16 year old Ashley Magnus travels to Puerto Rico to save her mother from the clutches of a dutch druglord who plans to brainwash her into being his seventh wife. She is aided by a mysterious stranger claiming to be an old friend of her mothers.

One of the first things that Ashley learned when she started grade school was that girls liked ponies.

"Never", "Cry" and "Private". Stories inspired by prompts from the alphabet.

AU. Gellert and Albus run the world, Ariana never died. All is well until Albus invites Gellert's only two remaining relatives besides Bathilda - his father and cousin - to a family dinner. Unresolved family issues come to light. Love is tested.

She wrote Gideon a letter every year, but she's not the only one.

As the BAU team deals with a killer who doesn't seem quite human, Reid must deal with the aftermath of being raped, and sort out his relationship with Hotch. Sequel to one-shot "Shelter from Storm". Completed.

John Druitt/Nikola Tesla SLASH, dubcon, angst, VERY DARK Everyone knows that true power is given, not taken.

A mission in Mist County between the Kazekage and the loyal envoy of Konoha has not gone according to plan. After an unexpected night spent together, Gaara will stop at nothing to have Lee as his own, despite what Lee might want. WARNING: Mature GaaLee-NO EPILOGUE

It seems like our entire relationship has been one step forward, two steps back. Is it too much to ask for things to actually work out? T/K, immediately post-"White Light"

She wasn't half joking when she'd mentioned wanting to be his queen. But that's just silly, right? : Written for the monthly GW Teslen fic challenge December being "Gift" and in celebration of Rufflemas. Huzzah!

Foyet attacked Hotch in his apartment. Here's what they didn't show on TV. Non-con.

Alucard tells young Walter and Arthur Hellsing a bedtime story. A little odd, but don't hold it against me

Series of Drabbles about Reid of all genres. Please R&R!

Hotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.

After "The Uncanny Valley", Reid starts to withdraw from the team. Hotch searches for the cause. WARNING: This story deals with self injury and mentions sexual assault. RATED M. DO NOT READ IF UNDERAGE OR IF YOU MAY BE TRIGGERED!

A one shot. Hotch thinks about the talk he had with Perotta at the end of "Natural Born Killer" 1x8 and gets some much needed advice from Gideon.

Rossi tries to do something romantic and ends up kidnapped. RossiMorgan slash

When a good friend of the Winchester brothers goes missing there is only one place they can go for help. His old team, the BAU.

Gideon has long been out of sight and out of mind to the BAU, relationships developed and changed, and suddenly, Gideon feels like he should reconnect. He isn't happy with what he sees. Graphicish Slash.

SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.

Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn't want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor. SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.

Henry and Nikola are sent on a mission of utmost importance. Kind of. Not really. First attempt at crack-fic, crossover with Twilight. Pre-"Sleepers." Rated T for violence and some naughty expletives. :P

Canon twisted into AU. SPOILERS for DH. A look into the Dumbledore Family, and the fates that like to mess with Albus's life, all one day at a time. Abandoned.

Reid gets a Fuzzy suprise, his Fuzzy Friend tried to desroy the BAU

Prompt. To anyone who knew Hotch and Reid, they knew Hotch had reasons to be protective. Hotch/Reid slash

Let Me In: 17 - Hotch and Reid finally decide to experiment. And Hotch has something big planned... The question is... can Reid handle it?

Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!

Let Me In: 15 - A case gives Hotch and Reid 'ideas'... and the experimenting with their intimacy begins with a new form of getting into the mood... A Lion hunts his Gazelle in the dark... Adult themes!

The birth of HAL: The world's first sentient machine.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.

Four year old Scorpius Malfoy's favorite color is emerald green. He loves the color so much that he collects everything he can find in that color. And Scorpius has just met another little boy with the prettiest emerald green eyes ever!

Spencer Reid is a sixteen year old university student, who is getting beaten up. Again. Derek Morgan saves him...for the second time. He takes Spencer home with him and things lead to the young boy staying over. AU story.

Haley had every reason to hate Aaron and his job. Even after the divorce, all Aaron had to do was show up and he was hailed as the FBI agent who at least tried. She wasn't expecting to finally forgive him. WARNING: Adult content, violence, non-con

Aaron doesn't know what to think anymore. He just knows what he feels and lately it's been lust for his male team members, or at least that's what he keeps telling himself it is. Now he's got to figure out how to get them to believe its love. ManXMan Yaoi

Kankuro is confronted with his own failure when he witnesses the pain of a man seeking revenge against Gaara.

Albus Dumbledore's defeat took place in depths without a name. // Darkfest 2010 submission - please heed the warnings. Gellert/Albus.

What if Will wasn't the only one Helen found? A 'Pavor Nocturnus' re-vamp. What Helen learns and experiences will ultimately cause her to make more than one decision in her life. Finished!

AU Alucard/Young Walter. Walter needs a brief vacation and Alucard accompanies him. On the trip they decide to revisit in an illusion a night they spent together years and years ago. Rated for extreme sexual content.

While on a case, Morgan and Garcia’s banter gets mistaken for sexual harassment. Just fluff for grins and giggles.

Sai answers all the questions Gaara has

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Raoul, panicking and desperate, could only think of one last way to distract the Phantom. Raoul kissed him.It was just a meeting of lips.Quivering lips against warm shocked lips.Little did he know the consenquences of his actions. ErikRaoul slash

Post 100, Aaron finds comfort in an unexpected visitor. Spoilers, obviously.

What happens in the past doesn't always stay there. An old foe is after Gideon, and to make a father suffer, what better way than to hurt the son?

Irony loved Itachi. It was his silent servant, always there and never expected. It’s why he finds it horribly ironic that everything comes back to lightning in the end.

Shukaku has been wanting, Gaara has been thinking, and Lee is being innocently Lee. Threesome, gaalee, shukalee, lots of yummy yaoi!

Gaara is losing control over Shukaku, who is tired of experiencing everything second hand when Gaara is having Lee. Lee, who would do anything for Gaara, willingly gives himself up to the demon. Will Gaara be able to stop things before it goes too far?

After all these years, Jason is happier than he'd admit to have Billy there to break up the monotony of his lonely condo. Original MMPR.

People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Adventures of the teenage Avenger! My oh, MY, Sasuke-kun!

The time has come for Alucard to choose his new mate, only his choice isn't exactly consenting. How will Alucard woo his newly chosen beloved? AxAA yaoi. M to come in later chapters..

Albus loves his Lemon sherbets... Minerva requests that Severtus makes sure that Albus keeps his dental appointment. Haven't we all dreaded going to see the Tooth Healer Dentist at one time or another in our lives? Severus ends up with an appointment also

Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/

Just a small scene between Albus and Gellert in 1899 Grindeldore, obviously , with Albus looking back later. Based off a real-life experience. Fluff, with a little bit of angst at the end.

Imprisoned in Nurmengard, Gellert looks back on his past and makes a final decision. Set mainly during DH before his murder by Voldemort, with flashbacks to 1899-1945. Songfic to Viva la Vida by Coldplay. Mild AD/GG slash, T for events and to be safe.

The thing I had never before considered about Muggles is that there are, and always have been, so very many of them.

He would be the King of his empire and Albus would be the proverbial Queen. The one to help Gellert rule, support and protect him, build him up. And all he needed to give to Albus was the illusion of love. ADGG

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...

Just a bunch of snippets. Some of them are yaoi in nature. Nothing explicit.

Hal/Dave slash. UST. Dave gets closer to Hal and has to remind himself that he’s just a computer.

GG&AD. Told through the eyes of a smitten young man and the twisted lover that ensnared him; mind, body, and soul. "Did I know, in my heart of hearts, what Gellert Grindelwald was? I think I did, but I closed my eyes." -DH, pg. 716

The Marvel zombies start turning up in the regular Marvel Universe. Returned to their human forms, Peter especially has a hard time adjusting. - warning: death of major characters, it's Marvel Zombies, what did you expect?

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Kakashi arrives home late. He’s supposed to be back for the dinner Kushina cooked for his twenty-first birthday, but he’s not—he’s delivered to Konoha’s doorstep by a hunter-nin, looking as if he’s been torn apart by wild dogs. :Character death.:

In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...

Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.

A set of ten drabbles, randomly taking place in the life of the zombie Spider-Man

On the train to the afterlife, two characters meet, and discover they have more in common than anyone would suspect. Albus/Gellert, as canon compliant as it can be.

AU: If Gellert Grindelwald had died by the hand of Albus Dumbledore. One-shot.

AD/GG One-Shot Albus Dumbledore spent one hundred years trying to get over Gellert Grindelwald, only for him to reappear in what was meant to be an eternally peaceful existence.

Molly and Sean fanfic. It is both romantic and logical and within the context of Threshold tries to be scientifically correct. It also ties up many inconsistencies and loose ends. Please review it. I need feedback!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .

The Sand Siblings and clothing. That’s about as introspective as their family gets. drabble

Seven drabbles about seven moments in the lives of Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore, a tragic duo who never really exchanged three little words, despite having a century to do so. How does it all end? Find out now! SLASH here.

Ino wonders about Sakura’s obsession with strength.

Lee confuses Suna

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Everybody loves Dave Bowman. What happens when jealousy gets in the way of The Discovery's mission to Saturn? Slash warning, but it's all one sided. Based mostly off 2001: A Space Odyssey the book. Please review but no flames. Rated T to be safe

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

The end of Grindelwald, my interpretation. OneShot.

Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.

The final battle between Dumbledore and Grindelwald ends a bit differently. The rehabilitation of Albus Dumbledore is required. ADGG

Rita Skeeter has written a sequel to her biography of Albus Dumbledore and Snape's portrait has a copy of it. Rita reveals all about Albus's romantic relationships, much to the surprise of everyone...including Albus. Please R&R.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

“One day, Albus, we’ll be on these cards.” He flapped the cards in his hand as fire ignited in his eyes. “Among the most famous of witches and wizards, we’ll be there.”

Dark AU postCivil War, Tony Stark Peter Parker slash

How Alastor Moody came to use his flask, and six other drabbles on the man before MadEye.

Ten years after defeating Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore has a new life and new job as Headmaster of Hogwarts. But a letter from Nurmengard Prison reminds him of the past and summons him to see Gellert Grindelwald once more. ADGG. Please R&R.

Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.

Itachi was not strong enough. In this respect, at least, he knows he is a failure. The Uchiha massacre goes differently. AU.

A Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari fic. A silly story about the Sand Siblings. Kankuro and Temari worry about their little brother. Gaara learns to enjoy life a bit more. Full of innuendo and hilarious misunderstandings.

Sakura doesn't know if she likes Suna, and she certainly doesn't pretend to understand it. [oneshot, gennish KankurouSakura, request]

It took a good attendant to know when to be a harmless young lady, when to be a friend, and when to be a killer. Shizune was a good attendant.

It was Gellert who first said that “death is but the next great adventure”, but it was Albus who first believed it. ADGG, slash, SPOILERS FOR DH

What was this fight about? FutureFic. implies BillyJason

Lesson XI: Kurogane and Fai arrive at Yasha's keep.

Wesley learns about his MU counterpart. Sequel to The Final Days. Some variance with DS9.

Years after the murder of the youngest Dumbledore, follows the climatic duel between Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore. Followed by his death then his afterlife. [REVIEW PLEASE]

Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

[Spoilers up to Manga chapter 364] Team 8 tries to piece together what happened to Team Kakashi when an investigation dealing with a twisted maze subjects Sakura into making a decision that will change everything.

There is a storyteller in Suna, and for a price he can tell you anything, even the truths you won't find in history books. In fact, those are his favorite stories to tell. GaaLee

Another GaaLee shonenai. Gaara finds that love is a difficult emotion to handle, and Lee doesn't understand his friend's change in behavior. The first two chapters have kinda been revised. I'm having problems with the third chapter. Bear with me.

[Naruto Centric] On why the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki is a mutineer of convention.

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

For most of his life SpiderMan, New York had rejected SpiderMan, but how does a city react when he dies.comic verse

A look at the orphanage scene from HBP, from the perspectives of Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, and one of those sorely neglected Muggles.

Gaara and Lee. In a romantic relationship. Slash. Guilt is a hard thing to deal with, and ninja have more than their fair share. Quote: When they kiss, Gaara's sand hovers around them... Now with prequel!

Obito's super dangerous mission and all that comes after it. ObitoKakashi.

It Isn't rape if they love you back. Or at least that's what he tries to tell himself. GaaraXLee. Hopefully a bit better than it sounds. Warning for noncon and general brokenness.

Part of my and Dagmar's five things that never happened fic game. Billy met and spent time with all of the first five female rangers but he never kissed a single one. So here are the five kisses that Billy never shared, ranging from angsty to sweet.

Gideon and Morgan have a heart to heart after 2.12 Profiler, Profiled.

Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.

OneShot. To what lengths will Chigusa go to repay a debt that she owes Mitsuko? Rated M for explicit slashyness.

Gideon will do anything to protect Reid, no matter what he has done.

ONESHOT. Ten messages Peter wrote, which never reached their intended readers. Warnings for character death and slashiness.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

The BAU are called to an unusual case. Written with Halloween in mind. Please let me know what you think.

SpiderMan finds himself the hunted, as the Slayer comes to the Big Apple BTVSSpiderMan movie

AU ObitoKakashi, The life of a MissingNin and all that comes with it.

Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.

John Constantine: Hellblazer drabble. The title really says it all.

Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]

After a drunken one night stand, Minerva tells Tom that she's pregnant. Plans for world domination are derailed somewhat. Set in 194647.

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

This is not a love story with ninjas. This is ninjas, who just happen to have a love story. [oneshot, ShikamaruTemari]

Billy walks, unknowingly, into the wrong shop on a trip for computer parts. In answer to the weekly challenge prompt for the Live Journal AWDT Amazing Weekly Drabble Thingy.

Gideon needs to learn to take what he wants, and to hell with the consequences. GideonReid

Everything turned out the way he'd planned, years ago. [oneshot, futurefic, ShikamaruTemari]

Cornelius Fudge, Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape witness Barty Crouch, junior, receive the Kiss, and the Phoney War begins.

After losing Sasori, and a whole lot of what Deidara was ever good for, the Akatsuki are recruiting. That doesn't mean Tobi won't be tested.

Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

[On hold] When the Kazekage orders the assassination of six year old Gaara, Temari takes her brothers and runs.

Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext

Reed needs mercy, no matter how painful it is. Ultimate F4 AU, ReedVictor

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

The legendary trio are going to Target. Don't ask me why. I don't know yet. Tis just a crack fic. Oh yeah, and spoiler if you don't know who the Sannin are yet.

On Team Gai's First mission, Neji loses his cool and Lee is on the recieving end of his pent up anger...And hormones...NejiLee

Courage isn't always enough. Timely minutes could have cost Ginny her life, and restored another's soul. Darkness is rising again, but with it comes a frail beam of hope. Can ancient errors be undone on time, or does this Riddle only have one anwer?

fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.

ErikRaoul slash fic. Midnight meetings and things finally go Raoul's way. I might have to say this is going to be a PWP. Didn’t actually plan on that. Started off as just a character introspection bit but got way to the M rating side.

After the events of Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince Albus falls into the hands of Voldemort. What will the Dark Lord to him? Containts hints of VoldemortDumbledore. Nothing graphic. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

13 things about Marcus Flint from the time he is born to the time he leaves Hogwarts.

Sasori knows he cannot give Deidara what he truly wants, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to remain amoral. After all, nothing is more sickening than muttered I Love Yous. [SasDei][DeiIta]

Deidara doesn't think it's possible for Sasori to be beautiful. Oneshot. A bit sappy. YAOI, rated for mildly descriptive sexual content. Don't like don't read.

Sasori and Deidara. Sasori's cooking can have its uses, though Deidara would rather not play guinea pig for him all the time.

Johnny has a tradition to go to Sue's for breakfast. Sue breaks with tradition and Johnny's traumatized. SueReedVictor or SRV.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

During the timeskip Aburame Shino is sent to retrieve a simple scroll, yet gains a glimpse of something far more complex and dangerous. Now only his unique knowledge and the aid of a stone ninja he dare not fully trust he must try to unravel a conspiracy

Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.

In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu

Eternity isn't so great, is it? Deidara's musings. Light shonenai.

(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.

Deidara strikes up a conversation with a Iwanin prisoner.

[Ino Vignette, absolutely NO pairing] What Team Ten does when they have spare time. Or more specifically, what Ino does on her spare time while her teammates watch on in apathetic confusion with a wise amount of precautious fear.

Oneshot. Deidara can't sleep, and it's contagious. Hints of a pairing, if you care to read it that way.

A moment of truth between Itachi and Kisame. Vignette written for challenge. Oneshot.

Naruto faces the consequence of leaving Sakura behind as he faces Sasori's 300th puppet. Spoilers up to manga chapter 273. Darkfic. OneShot.

Orochimaru drinks to forget. So does Jiraiya. Between the two of them during a drinking binge, they manage to remember absolutely nothing worthwhile and everything trivial. This is exactly what they were shooting for.

[Manga based, Haruno Sakura character study, oneshot] She's a collector of monsters and strays, which is strange because you wouldn't know it if you looked at her.

Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT

[Manga based, Uchiha Itachi character study, oneshot] It would be wrong to say that Uchiha Itachi is enamored with the dead, but he knows that the dead won't betray him...

Tenten was never supposed to be a ninja. But she's not going to let that stop her. [Oneshot]

Lee and sake don't mix well. Especially, it turns out, at a little girl's birthday party. LeeSakura drabble. Beware Rock offspring.

Cliffsides are generally bad places to get into arguements. Team 7 fic

Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot

Itachi is not perfect, and he's wondering when that first became a problem. Oneshot, Itachicentric, no romance

Itachi and Shisui meet on a bridge over the Nakano river, we all know the story. Spoilers for the second Uchiha flashback.

A brief meeting between Anko and Kisame while they take a chuunin exam. AnkoKisame pairing.

A one shot in several parts. Orochimaru, from the beginning to the end, including a couple people worth talking about and several that aren't. Chapter One: Seven through Fifteen.

Oneshot, challenge. Kisame may be half shark, but he's also half man, and he hasn't forgotten that quite yet. Onesided KisameKurenai

Twenty years later, Naruto's life is not what he expected.

Kisame had a secret. A deep, dark, dirty atomic bomb of a secret that would no doubt get him murdered if he ever decided to share it with the rest of the world. Drabble, 500 words

SxS Seishirou has a special pet that continues to haunt him.

Tenten teaches Neji the joy of eating marshmallows. Minor NejiTen. Pray for Lee. (One-shot for Nuklear Firefly).

Something unexpected happens to the Sumeragi that makes Seishirou realise that he should never take anything or anyone - least of all his Subaru-kun - for granted.

When no one is watching, Temari dances. (Sandcest, TemarixKankurouxGaara)

Kakyou reflects on one of his fellow Dragons. [post vol. 17 rated for very disturbing imagery]

Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.

Seeing Sasuke again after all these years is strange, and Sakura's not quite sure what to feel.

What did Joachim think of his life? What was he doing in Walter's castle? What happened when Leon defeated him? What happened after? Finished.

Every hero has a beginning, and every hero has a fall. And every hero has all those things that happen inbetween. [oneshot]

A little sidestory for Kakashi and Obito. Don't have to have read 'Another Life' But it's recommend

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

Hinata has been made head of the Hyuuga clan. And Hanabi resents her for it. Feeling as if the right has been stolen from her. Hinata has to prove to her sister what it truly means to be strong.

A look at how Kurogane and Fai's relationship develops over time (and tea).

Kakashi has never been one to brag.

NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.

From the sannin to the present- a look at how history repeats itself, and how it doesn't.

Naruto had never had to kill anyone just for knowing too much before.

Just because he never talks about his father doesn't mean he never thinks about him. Kakashi fic.

When all is said and done, all that's left is to live. NarutoSasuke fluffy drabble-thing.

Subaru just needs a little time to think about what it was he wanted from Seishirou, and what he got.

Team Eight isn't actually a democracy, no matter what Kiba likes to think.

The first in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Shino in a forest clearing.

The Uchiha aren't too happy that somebody else is using their eyes, even if he only has one. A short ficlet set right after Obito's death. No romance.

A short vignette featuring the start of a very special relationship between two brothers, Itachi and Sasuke.

Quote- "Wendy was married in white with a pink sash. It is strange to think that Peter did not alight in the church and forbid the banns." - Peter Pan by JM Barrie

Morituri Nolumus Mori: We who are about to die, don't want to! Hayate and Anko friendship fic, Oneshot.

Five different paths, five alternate universes

Kisame has a cat. Itachi has a dog. Cute? Hardly. Akatsuki members with animal issues. What's not to love? Purposely OOC

Now complete: A sequel to the film, in which Lucius and Ivy make sobering discoveries. This story makes plot use of a detail I established in my short fic 'Extrascentsory Perception,' but it can be read as a standalone.

oneshot. Sakura has a surefire plan that will ensure her marriage to Sasuke, and Ino just can't compete.

Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.

Naruto contemplates his first kill, and how it affects his own personal honor.

Some FluffAngst. Ivy and Noah play hide and seek, but when Ivy gets sick, Noah becomes all too aware of the presence of Lucius Hunt...(now revised and edited)

Impersonating a flamboyant French privateer, wearing ladies’ undergarments, keeping one step ahead of His Majesty’s Royal Navy and getting rich all the while: Its all in a dishonest day’s work.

Seishirou always liked animals, this is why.

The Sakurazukamori's room is full of candles, made to lure spirits to his home. What happens when the Sakurazukamori encounters a capricious spirit?

Temari and Kankuro has to make some minor adjusts when their little brother comes to live with them for the very first time. [Set after Yashamaru's death]

Hermione spins a tale about the spy who brought down the Dark Wizard Grindelwald.

Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]

So this was not an adventure; it was a last stand. It was not against a people he hated; it was for the benefit of a people he soundlessly objected to." Nemo is alone.

Dumbledore rides the London Underground. People notice.

By Lokaia and SilvyrWing. After they have a fight, Bova and Suzee get trapped in two different Starlings... Is it an accident, though? Or is it all part of the Christa's plan?

Itachi One-shot "Why do you always ask, knowing I will never say 'yes'"

A disappearance in a nearby village leads to a greater mystery as Team 7 is forced to examine the consequences of the violence inherent in the their world.

Orochimaru said that Sasuke would seek him out for power. What will happen when he does just that? Possible spoilers from the anime. If you don't know who Orochimaru is, then don't read this.

At the beach, Tatsumi endures his own version of hell TatSoka, complete

How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]

A response to a challenge in a fic community. It's almost a classic whodunnit type... Someone's killing off the crew. But WHO IS IT?

GodLucifer slash. Told from God's P.O.V. as he reflects on Lucifer's fall from Heaven.

GodLucifer slash. Told from Lucifer's P.O.V. as he looks back on his attempt to conquer Heaven.

There are things Petunia doesn't think of.

Jiraiya is uninspired. Kakashi is not happy. Until Jiraiya sees something that makes him want to write very much. Then Kakashi is happy. That's my story in a nutshell.

CHAPTER 4 IS UP! Bible Harry Potter crossover! What would happen if Jesus went to Hogwarts?

Iruka had taken care of Naruto up until he graduated as a Genin. However, Naruto still needs his sensei to teach him the ultimate lesson... The meaning of the birds and the bees.

Iruka tells Naruto a story. [No pairings, set before Naruto storyline begins.]

Irukas thoughts of Kakashi, of what being a ninja requires of him, and affects him. Yaoi but no more than kissing and vaguely implied sex. Occasional... questionable choice of words though. People like me will snigger. Completed one shot.

In the wake of a tragic accident nothing can ever be the same again...

Suzee and Radu are feeling a bit left out, so to speak. Each thinks the other has it just a bit better... Christa shows them that isn't quite the case. Chapters 3 and 4 changed to include more. Story's Finished!

Clamp Campus Detectives Akira has been noticing Nokoru's odd behavior as of late and is determined to get Suoh's help to figure out what is going on with their dear kaichou! What will their detective skills uncover and will they like what they find?

When Naruto met Iruka. (Naruto-gets-a-family type of fic (because the kid derserves SO much more))

SubaruKamui yaoi drabble. The words are sweet, but mean nothing.

Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.

An inner look inside the head of a certain team 7 member as they experience entry into adulthood.

Kakashi has a bad day. And then everything goes to heck- but in a good way. KakashiAnko.

Kankurou wins Gaara an old, but cherished possession.

Kakashi is forced to reflect on a past he'd just as soon forget. Response to a Lyric Wheel Challenge

One shot. Very short Kabuto x Orochimaru. Written for a Naruto drabble challenge (unexpected uke).

Sasuke fails to be stupid like in the manga. [Alternate ending]

Ficlet about Barbossa's mutiny and Jack's stay on the island. Warning: very mild mentions of slash. More important warning: written by two girls between 4 and 8 AM on New Year's Day. Trust me, not our best work. You may, however, find it amusing.

Norrington's real reason for letting Jack go and letting Will have Elizabeth...not slash.

In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.

Part of Judgement Day arc. A dead letter in the post office box in LaBarre, France.

SakuLee. While recovering from his injuries, Neiji learns more about Lee than he ever wanted to know. MASSIVE SPOILERS for the manga up to chap. 180. You have been warned.

Morino Ibiki... and how he learned the art of interrogation... first hand.

Lee gets an unexpected visitor in the hospital, and then things really get strange. GaaraLee.

Ino and Sakura and things that go 'round. Yuri and shounen ai. .

If Harry had been expelled from Hogwarts his second year.

The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.

Kabuto's doing some late night thinking. Partner fic to "Companion". Implied yaoi, Kabuto spoilers.

Iruka meets Naruto's new instructor, life slips away in coffee spoons mildly shounenai

The crew lands to find supplies and fix the ion glide. Seth tells Harlan not to get into trouble, but, you know, sometimes trouble just finds Harlan. Titles of chapters taken from John Milton poems.

When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.

Sequal to "By the Sakura". Just as disturbing, somewhat less funny. Depressing and twisted.

Disturbing little drabble. Kinda twisted, kinda funny story about the Sakura.

The Fellowship decides to buy a house and live together,but they soon find out that it isnt all it's cracked up to be.R/R!CHAPTER 16 IS UP.Contains mild and amateur slash.lol.

At the bottom of the ocean, there's not much to do- so it's lucky for Bill Turner that he's got a lot to think about. After all, when you're immortal, being bored is a fate worse than death.

(revised) When someone starts circulating malicious rumors about Tsuzuki, the guilty party learns why it's a VERY bad idea to make Tatsumi angry.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*

Assorted drabbles I've written for the X-Men100 Livejournal Challenges. So far, two Magneto/Xavier and one Mystique. More to come as inspiration strikes.

"No on ever mentions that he's dead."

The story of the Q war. Violence, disturbing imagery, character death.

Getting your greatest dream fulfilled's not all it's cracked up to be.

Tsuzuki is having a rough couple of weeks.

In the cold months before spring, Iruka takes a moment for himself and asks someone a very important question. Shounen ai.

Part of "Judgement Day" arc includes VOY "It's Always Fun..." and TOS "Te Morituri Salutamus" . Life in hiding. Warning: character death.

A companion piece to my story "It's Always Fun Until Somebody Loses." The last best hope.

[Complete] Kakashi and Iruka take Naruto and Sasuke to a festival. mild shounenai

Albus Dumbledore ponders the ongoing responsibilities of teaching, post Tri-Wizard Tournament.

Warren won't share Andrew's affections with anyone, human or animal. (slash)

Sorry, I was deleting another story and accidently did it to this one. Slash, Radu/Harlan

Three best friends' reflections on the Cya/Skids relationship. Only rated R for use of "the f word."

A story about Seto Kaiba.

Percy/ Oliver. The art of being Percy.

When Billy's experiment goes awry, he finds himself in a most unexpected situation. Orignally posted Oct 1997

Percy comes to a realization about himself and plots the course of his life. A story about regrets. PW/OW, OW/MF SLASH

Movieverse. A story about the Aunt May Conspiracy! *COMPLETE with EPILOGUE!* Ever notice how she's ALWAYS offering him something to eat? Here's my explanation... Please R&R! :)

Another experiment, another explosion, skyrocketing supplies costs... and 003 manages to spread the results. Will the shinigami be able to handle being completely honest with one another? Can Watari -fix- it? Yaoi implications. Complete!

A lil' dark ficlet about an incident where Oliver's career is ended because of Marcus. Implied, light, light slash if you're like me and find it in everything. Otherwise, just a darky fic.

It's Graduation at Hogwarts. Percy is moving on, but Penelope can't. A sad ficlet that might give you a different perspective on Penelope Clearwater. Please r/r.

Alternate ending to "Normal Again." Instead of choosing to say goodbye to her mother and returning to her life as a slayer, Buffy decides to follow through with the psychiatrist’s advice for reclaiming her sanity.

The end to another work day...

Percy looks back on life at Hogwarts, takes place end of PoA. (PG-13 for language)

My first attempt at a Yuuto/Satsuki fic. It was written for Halloween, so it's pretty creepy. BEAST is cool. *grin*

[Naruto] a look at Naruto through Iruka-sensei's view

Jonathan broods over the events of "Dead Things."

*COMPLETE* Nothing new, just revised a bit. Mrs. Weasley has had enough. George gets sent away. Rated R for violence, language, and sad stuff.

For three children unable to forget a war they were born in to, an ageing Memorial becomes a sanctuary.

So..... Wanna know where Watari-san got his pet owl, 003? A tale of my favorite Mad Scientist's early days among the shinigami. Please review--- I can take it, really I can!

You know those explaining-the-issues books for children who are going through a difficult experience? Wizard children have those too! PLEASE r&r, I'll r&r one of yours if you do!

And I mean EVERYBODY. *snicker* Poor Kamui.... or lucky Kamui, depending on your point of view. ^_~ (shounen-ai, yaoi themes)

A Knives/Vash YAOI fic... Rated purely for the coupling- incest is fun. SPOILERS are contained for episodes 17 and 26! Knives gets exactly what he wants from his twin.

It is often the children who are forgotten during war, their tales the ones that go untold. Percy Weasley. Oliver Wood. Marcus Flint. Three such children whose lives were changed irreversibly by the first war against Voldemort, a war that they were not on

Sumeragi Subaru investigates a strange case. A trilogy.

Four drunk G-Girls on a vacation gone all wrong...

The Christa's journey is over and the cases are once again at Starcademy. The Casers, along with some new friends, enjoy many adventures as they train to become StarDogs.

(yaoi implications) Subaru meets Seishirou at christmas...what greater gift can be received?

Catwoman takes Robin captive.