Alucard has a job to kill a sparkling family of vampires

How much naquadah would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck naquadah?

Set after the last SG1 film and Atlantis finale. On a planet at the edge of the stargate network in the Milky Way galaxy, a Citadel commissioned exploration fleet is about to make a a monumental discovery and the people of Shaanxi are going to meet their neighbours. This is my attempt to smash together to well written universes without ruining them. Sorry, no working title yet

during the victory tour celebrating five years since the end of thee Reaper war, the Normandy travels to the Cronian Nebula to let Javik put the ghost of his dead team to rest only to discover something that will rewrite history of not just humanity but the galaxy as a whole. Male solider Sheppard/Ash

A Joint Naval Exercise between US, Russia, NATO and Japan started not as they expected to be as the fleet suddenly transported straight into 1944, smacked in the middle of a battle between the 501st JFW Witches and the Neuroi. What will they do when they know that they are back in time but in a parallel world version of their own?

The Colonials discover they are not alone in the universe just in time for it to start falling apart around them. Can 12 isolated planets separated from the rest of the universe for thousands of years survive long enough to establish themselves or will they be swept away with the coming tide.

The Tau'ri have a part to play in things to come.

The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.

After humanities encounter with dilithium crystals and later the darkspawn, technology began to drastically change for the Mass Effect Universe. From human space exploration to alliance that rivails the Council. The shift of power will determine if the Reapers will be deteated, or the cycle will repat itself. Lets find out.

What are the chances of a technical screw-up bringing Earth and the Colonies together? Not very high, at least that's what Lt. Kelsey Adama thought. Yet, here she is, on the brink of history where two supposedly long lost tribes of man are reunited. But when both sides have not seen one another for thousands of years and one has no intention of playing by the rules things get messy

this is a Stargate/Star Wars fic the Empire tries to start over in the Milky Way but SG-1 might have something to say about that

The reapers are coming. They knew that but what they didn't know was that they had allies from before earth had space flight. This story is not going to be cannon.

Steve Rogers is attempting to suss out the history of their 'copter pilot.

One shot. For a long time the Senshi thought they were the only ones who fought for the Earth. But when a new threat arises, the Senshi will soon learn that is no longer the case.

In hindsight, the chances of the Colonials being reunited with their supposedly long lost thirteenth tribe through this method is technically impossible, it certainly wasn't planned by either side, and the religious zealots, killer robots, power hungry politicians and desperate Goa'uld certainly didn't help matters... ah well, C'est la vie. recreation of an old work.

Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?

The night of the sealing, Naruto was transported to the USA, eventually he found a purpose, but what will happen when he goes home? Don't like don't read

Another Hellsing fanfiction from me, this time with Seras as the main character. We are in year 3000, and quite a lot changed. How will Seras adapt to it, and how will the rest of the world to the reappear of this No-Life Queen?

What if someone else both dealt with would be Earth Invaders and made Torchwood-London obsolete in the process, instead of having the Doctor have to do it? Here's another take on the Christmas Invasion... AU/AR

It's been nearly six month's from when Hellsing beat Millennium. But will the remaining soldiers come back to haunt Seras, or to help her?

200 years have passed since Millennium's attack on London. Mankind's technology has advanced amazingly with the discovery of alien ruins on Mars, and the whole galaxy has opened up. Seras has seen it as her duty to protect humanity ever since Hellsing died, and joining the Alliance Military seemed the perfect route. Now the galaxy will face something new, a Vampire Spectre.

Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover

AU Charlotte and the girls have come to an uneasy and very fragile truce, with the upcoming moon tensions are high leaving Charlotte to do the only thing that will avoid blood shed: accept the SGC's job offer and join an expidition which may not return.

Yukiko Kagami is the Japanese Dragon. The Dark Dragon rises up again and his darkness is spreading worldwide. Yuki goes to the NYC and meets up with Jake Long, the American Dragon and Lao Shi. The Dragon Council doesn't know this and everything is getting out of control. Join Yuki and Jake as they fly around the world, gathering the other dragons for battle against the Dark Dragon.

The Colonies believed themselves alone in the galaxy. The Cylons were their only enemy. After a confrontation between the Valkyrie BSG and Ha'tak motherships the Colonies are thrown onto the galactic scene, unprepared, for an inevitable confrontation...

this is a general continuation of BSG 16, Under Siege and TFS Ticonderoga. I have changed several other things. although this story is categorized as crossover, it will mainly deal with the SG side and a bit of BSG. now includes the Ori

After the failed attack on Earth by unknown aliens the nations of the world joined together and formed the United Earth Nations. Now fifty years later the UEN launches a massive interstellar campaign against the aliens' planet, the counter attack has begun. Chapters get better as they go, mistakes will be fixed when i can get to them.

Alternate history one-shot of Harry Turtledove's Worldwar series. Instead of the Race probe arriving to Earth in 1141, what if the Race probe reaches Earth today?

Master Chief and Cortana end up in the Justice League universe and join the League. Rated M for violence, swearing and lemons.

He's still alive. The plague known as Twilight is still spreading and there is only one solution. Edward Cullen must die...Again! Read on as Alucard and a host of other heroes from anime, games, books and movies kill Edward again...And again...And again!

Stargate SG1/Battlestar Galactica Crossover: Set after the movie "the Ark of Truth" and Season 3 of BSG. The remnants of the 12 colonies of Kobol are at the end of their journey and encounters the Fifth race.

HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.

Expanded version of 'Another Perspective'.Captain Jankowski of the EAS Prometheus was fated to start a war with the Minbari.He shouldn't have been there but he was.In this reality something changed. Now Earth will never be the same again.

After Malefor's defeat, Spyro and Cynder try to return to Warfang, where the minons of the Darkmaster still wages war. New friends will join in the fight. And who and what are these strange creatures that have gotten to the dragon realms? Read and Review.

After their parents are killed by Angelus, Xander and Willow are taken in by Xander's biological father, Jack O'Neill, and head off to Colorado Springs, prepared to accept life away from all things that give you a Wiggins. Well, that was the plan anyway.

Continuing the story 'Of Gods and a Demon' by TheLastHuman, this is my first fanfic so please take it easy on me.

While on missions of discovery, two cultures meet and must face the challenges of their enemies and their pasts together. A Battlestar Galactica/Stargate crossover.

Daniel finds a very interesting memo on Jack's Desk. What could it mean? Will Daniel find out the truth about Santa this Christmas?

People just assume that Jake could handle his responsibilities, well I doubt that. This story explores what would happen if Jake got an invitation to a group of people just like him, bent on changing the magical world. What will he go through to become one of the 7 Legendary Dragons of the magical world.

After one of Twilight's spells goes wrong it summons Mickey, Dutch, Romeo, And Rookie to Equestria. Now ponies can this ODST team get used to their new bodies and save Equestria from a new evil. So please review and give me your ideas of what should happen next maybe i'll use it.

Book 2 of 3 in my trilogy. Malefore is dead. But evil doesn't die easy. When more humans arrive with experimental Nazi weapons all manner of things go wrong. An ancient evil will be unleashed. Enjoy. NOTE: This story is not cancelled. It has been temporarily paused.

It has been seven years since the defeat of the last Ba'al clone, six years since Atlantis returned to Earth. The uneasy peace in the galaxy is about to be shattered, and it will change the destiny of mankind forever...assuming mankind survives.

AU SG from mid Season 2. What would happen if SG1 gated to Caprica, three years before the Cylon Attack on the Colonies. What would happen if the SGC had access to the Colonies' industrial might early on in their fight against the Goa'uld!

A story told in a series of short scenes. Xander has always attracted women who don't fit the definition of normal. So, of course he finds the only available space pirate currently on Earth. Xander/Vala.

Only 5 years after the End of the Human-Covenant war does Humanity meet another alien Civilization. but this one has different technology and hasn't heard of the Forerunners. Is this one open to peace at first contact? or will Humanity be bludgeoned by outside forces yet again?

My take on the original. How will the wraith handle a glorified 'not so ancient' ancient and an super Satedan with cool toys along with the Atlantis expedition. Set during the Wraith-Replicator war.

A year after EatG, Atlantis returns to Pegasus with new purpose. Once there, they find things changed. A new enemy is rising, one that threatens everything they hold dear, and the Expedition, new and old, must band together or be destroyed.

When Jack and Daniel investigate a museum with possible Goa'uld connections, Jack thinks he's asleep when mysterious things start happening - or is he? Published in Our Favorite Things # 26.

My first attempt at writing a Stargate fanfic. It's a mixing of SG-1, Atlantis, and Universe that takes place after Destiny has jumped the gap between galaxies after season 2 of Universe. Enjoy!

Or in which Sheppard is involved in two alien invasions on the same day, and Tony Stark is rendered speechless: The mission of the Stargate Program is to collect technologies to protect the Earth from alien invasion, so where the hell were they when the Chitauri attacked?

When a United States Army Ranger arrives in Equestria, the land is plauged by chaos, even the Royal guards cannot fight them off. Befriended by the mane six, the soldier is hired to help guard and fight for Equestria...

On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.

Sequel to So Far, So Good. Cornelia's favorite uncle comes for a visit. The Air Force sergeant has secrets of his own which lead to serious trouble for him and W.I.T.C.H.

When the Enterprise and two other Federation ships are catipulted into the Stargate universe. What will Admiral Picard do when they are unable to return to their reality?

When the unknown regions of space is revealed to the galaxy at large by a CIS warship the UNSC becomes members of galactic community, but its existence is soon threatened by the rise of an Empire from the ashes of a declining Republic DISCONTINUED

When the Asgard give Daniel a present, something happens. And of course, this being about Daniel, things go a bit wrong. Seven of Nine never got on the Voyager. This is my first fic. Please revieuw! rated T, just to be safe.

A human space patrol stumbles upon the Lylat System. After a confrontation with Star Fox, only one survives. This is the story of a man and his escape to Earth, all the while unraveling a conspiracy bigger than anyone could imagine. HumanXKatt pairing.

Colonel Sheppard is captured by the Cardassians who interrogate him to find out more about the mysterious Stargate. Meanwhile, the Federation sends its Black Ops crew of the USS Black Diamond to rescue the mysterious stranger. Shep Whump

What will happen when Quinn Mallory, Maximilian Arturo, Rembrandt Brown, and Wade Welles slide into the Gate Room at Stargate Command in July 1998...and find themselves at the center of a secret interstellar war between Earth and the Goa'uld Empire?

SG1, Atlantis, and SGU all work towards a brighter future. Past conflicts heat up more than imagined, and a long wondered question is answered. Ancients, Tauri, Asgard, Furling, and a few others thrown in. This ties up the loose ends the writers left us.

SG1 decide to dial one of the gates from the Ancient Repository and they run into the Tok'ra ; a strange ancient wizard and some new strange aliens with pointed ears!

John receives an urgent letter from his half brother and he decides to go visit him. Whether or not that is exactly a good thing, John has yet to determine. Atlantis Psych crossover

Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.

39 years have passed since the end of the human/covenant war and humanity is slowly rebuilding. Unknown to them a mystery over 400 years old is about to be solved: The disappearance of Alpha Centaury.

Cassandra Frasier just wanted a normal life... so much for that. With some new friends that land her in the middle of an intergalactic war, who can tell what's going to happen next?

With the Asgard and Ancient repository of knowledge, humanity stands ready for a new birth. "It tells the story of the newly created Terran Federation from a Macroscale point of view. Federation expansion, Space battles and the like."

The Doctor, Leela and K9 land in London 2010. There they meet vampires, a crazy priest and an all too familiar face.

This new series carries the torch into uncertain times when the Lucian Alliance attack Earth's colonies. The SGC decide to band together with their friends and allies to end the war as quickly as it takes.

Sequel to 'Debt of Blood'. The Goa'uld have discovered Toril. Anubis seeks to attain true godhood and to get vengeance on Shar. A young priestess, on a seemingly unimportant mission, has to battle against prejudice as well as savage and brutal foes.

Six days, six chapters. Crack ish crossover with at least ME, SG, and one more. When two ships are thrown into an alternate universe, will they be able to get back? Can they save Christmas from the turmoil they caused?

SG-1 find themselves suddenly stranded on an alien world where magic and monsters are real, gods grant powers, and a strange shadow is spreading. As they try to find their way home they will be caught up in an epic quest that will challenge their beliefs

Two United States Marines get "sucked into" a great story. Rated T because Im not sure where im going with this.

They walk in two completely dissimilar worlds, have very different skills and conflicting philosophies. Their paths should never have crossed...But it has. How on Earth did that happen? COMPLETE : Hermione Granger and clone/mini Jack : AR, B7EWE

AU Stargate. What could have happened if the stargate had never been discovered. How would things be different for Humanity and the Goa'uld when they finally meet.

Life here began out there; those are the first words from the Sacred Scrolls. They're right and yet wrong at the same time. The survivors of the Twelve are merely returning to their true homeworld. All of this has happened before and will happen again.

The first part of a story of Freedom and war, as a team of elite soldiers and new arrivals aids the commoners of Helkagenia in their fight for Freedom from the tyranny of the nobles, first part of a three part series.

Cylon sabotage forces Garris Cain to make an unprogrammed FTL-jump in order to escape certain anhilation. They emerge in an unknown part of space where they encounter fellow humans with conflicts of their own...

S01 E01: The Pre-Emptive Strike This is my own personal 4th series of Stargate which takes place at the time SGU stopped. It goes under the impression that Atlantis still had enough power to return to the Pegasus Galaxy and continue as normal there.

A Rewrite of one of my first stories A Clone at Hogwarts. Clone Jack O'Neill is sent undercover by the American Wizard government to protect Harry Potter from Voldemort. Only to find a new team and new enemies.Title change to meet Fanfiction rules, Stargate SG1/Harry Potter Please Read. Clone Jack/Hermione, Harry/Ginny Ron/OC

John Sheppard loves all those he calls family but somtimes they irritate him to no end. His adopted nephew Sam Witwiky is no exeption to this fact and the giant alien robots really aren't helping.

Ep 4: Hours into their first official mission, the survival of Taylor, the Lhoakans and even the SWRS itself hangs by a thread - but the Fenrir are not the only threat. Follows on immediately from Baptism of Fire Part 1.

Stargate SG1 Firefly xover. River is lost: Where is found and what she uncovers may teach her more about her verse than the crew of Serenity are willing to face. Spoilers for the movie Serenity. See that first! About to be unearthed from the dead!

It is a few months after Millennium was destroyed by Hellsing. Alucard and Seras have settled into a comfortable routine of hunting down rogue vampires, until a member of Millennium appears and becomes entwined in their lives, and changes everything.

After the battle with the Collectors, the Normandy tries to return to the Terminus systems. Unfortunately things don't go as planned and now the remnants of the crew must find a way home. However intentions and outcomes are rarely similar for Shepard. -ON HIATUS.

Jack O'Neill wasn't Loki's only unsanctioned experimental subject- just the only one under Thor's protection. On an unnamed extraterrestrial base, a former Sunnydale resident waits.

It doesn't take the 5-0 team long to figure out that the Atlantis team aren't who they say they are. Will the two teams be able to build some trust in each other in time to save McKay's sister?

A newly discovered race turns out to be Earth's worst enemy. General O'Neill is off world when Earth is attacked - will he ever be able to return and what of his former team?

The Shenshi are transported into the world Battlefeild after a yoma attack, where they are forced to team up with the men of Bad Company to Surrive. All the while, a ghost from the shenshi's past stalks them for her own gains. Please R&R.

In 1939 war looms on the horizon, but two experts in their respective fields, a physicist and an archaeologist, have been invited to consult on a secret program which may change the course of history.

Memebers of SCAR 1 Find themselves deep in the Everfree as they escape form a Wraith compound. Trapped in Equestria, What Can Captain Vickers And Private Hawkeye Do to help against the Oncoming Wraith Storm? Crossover with SGA and Some SGU. MLPFIM GEN 4

Sam Carter promised Cassandra Fraiser a motorcycle trip a while back and she finally found the time for it. Cassie is picking the route, and her bike decided Eureka is the perfect place to break down. Then again, Cassie had planned to stop here anyway.

A diffrent version of Babylon 5. in short: "Shortly after the war with Minbri,EA close her border with everyone except narns.Borders are watched,protected by tight patrols,minefields,auto defense stations. Rest you find in story...enjoy...

In 2035: Sir Integra, director of the Hellsing Organisation is expanding her organisation to become more global, secular and hire more man power. However, the history of the Northern Irish Troubles will bring a new threat to the Hellsing organisation.

My new Fanfic. Hopefully not as bad as the first so enjoy. A human paratrooper is pulled into the dragon realms. Why is he there and better how is he tied into malefores plan for global destruction. Rated T just in case. And Yes i did change the name. Don't get put off by how badly formatted the first chapters are. I get better as I go along.

AU starting from late season 7. A devastating attack reveals the Stargate to the world, bringing the full force of Earth's might in the form of the newly formed AESF to bear on the galaxy.

This a crossover between the B5 and SG universes, suck at summaries, you decide... Rated M for combat-related horrors... And DEFINITELY NO LEMONS! Chap three now loaded, let me know if missed anything!

While waiting for Sheppard to recuperate, Rodney finds a reference that hints at a supply of ZPMs on an unexplored world. However, when the team arrives, they find it inhabited by rivals that aren't interested in sharing.

After five years of having no contact with Earth, the Earth-born New Lanteans are reunited with the Tau'ri. But five years in a different galaxy changes people, sometimes irrevocably. Full summary inside.

A Tau'ri X-304 is ambushed and somehow ends up in Star Wars universe.

A Legend of SpyroStargate crossover. SG1 goes to visit a new planet, only to discover that is inhabited by talking dragons.

Due to an accident and a first contact gone horribly wrong the Colonies of Kobol attempt to invade Earth. But there's more out there than just a measly thirteen planets! Back with Chapter 9!

After the Second Extrasolar War, mankind have experienced a revolution that reformed their interstellar 'empire.' From the UCN to the USN, mankind has now evolved to a new level. After decades of peace, one discovery will change it all.

Grounded by the Protected Planets Treaty, the Goa'uld believe they have seen the last of the meddling Tau'ri. Earth may no longer have access to the galaxy through the StarGate but there is definitely more than one way to skin a snake.

A future earth has begun exploration of the galaxy via mysterious wormholes. When a warship and science vessel are sent through the newest one, they find themselves in a universe that is populated by a host of different species, locked in bitter warfare

WWII, a convoy leaves for England. But a captain's gut instincts prove to be right when they are caught in a storm and now instead of fighting the Germans, they end up fighting the Empire. See what happens when magic ends up fighting technology.

Dinosaurs give the team trouble enough on this mission, but when Jack takes an unauthorized trip back to the planet alone no one looks forward to trying to bring him back. A complete story but the 1st of a Trilogy, 2nd Buluc Chabtan, 3rd Insect Tsunami

In the last Episode 'Unending' the Asgard Race was about to commit mass suicide after giving their 'Legacy' to SGC, then fate suddenly, brought three ships from another universe, and they brought the salvation of one race and hope to the Galaxy. SG-1/RT

One very cold planet, devoid of life, or is it...

The wormhole at the end of 'Kansas' takes Crichton and Moya to an entirely new galaxy. And where Crichton goes, Scorpius and trouble soon follow...

SG-1/BSG 2003 Crossover. The Colonials invade Earth .. I know it's a little Cliche'd but give it a try. Jack/Sam, Lee/Kara

Nearly two decades after the Yeerks lost Earth, an Andalite fleet was preparing to launch a massive counter-attack to turn the tide of the war. But there was a new faction to this space war, one neither side expected. The humans.

The multiverse is big and I intend for the SG1 characters to visit many places from other TV shows to classic SF lit.

continuation of the under siege and battlestar group 16 stories. this story is about the ship and crew of the Ticonderoga directly after the Wraith attack on earth. AU after season 5 of atlantis, no ORI

All my old, unedited fics that will *not* be completed or continued in the form they are seen here. Archive purposes only.

First Pegasus, now this. Adama was beginning to think that someone had taken out an ad in some intergalactic publication: Ragtag Fleet looking for interesting ships, FTL drive a must, use Priority One Channel to contact. References required.

A U.S. soldier serving in Iraq is magically transported away from one battlefield onto another.

A chance discovery by the EAS Prometheus leads to a sequence of events that will change the destiny of the galaxy forever.

What if the Cylon Virus was discovered and removed. an Au and X-over for BSG 2003 and SG-1/SGA, shows what could have happened if the Colonial met the Tau'ri.

Fleetlord Atvar, supreme commander of 'The Race' arrived at Earth a few decades later than planned. But it shouldn't have mattered after all how much could Earth change in a mere 800 years, give or take?

When Daniel Jackson and a team of archeologists uncover a new revelation about the Atlantian's past, before they fled Earth the first time, the Stargate Universe as we know it expands sevenfold. Please Read&Review

The Omnitrix veers off-course, leaving Ben Tennyson as a normal kid and ensuring nothing for Daniel Jackson will ever be ordinary again.

A Wormhole transports several ships from the Star Trek Galaxy to the Imperium of Mankind. REWORK OF DARK FUTURE

Draal and Atlantis point the way to P3X 7171 a world that may hold the key to beating the Drahk plague. SG1 is reformed with the task of finding it setting off a chain of events that will lead both Earths down the long painful road to deliverance.

When Brennan is called in to examine a trio of bodies, she discovers a mystery that stymies even her. Who are these three people and what interest does Colonel Sam Carter have in them? Crossover with Stargate SG1.

Ba'al has stolen a valuable peice of technology from the Tollan which could tip the balance of power in his favor. In a desperate bid to stop him the Tollan turn to the only people who can beat him leading SG1 on an adventure into another universe.

Takes place in the anime universe, events moving into manga. The story of captain Pickman as he struggles to survive the Tower of London and rebuild the leaderless Hellsing organization with the impending invasion of London by the Millenium Organization.

After trapping Eragon in the United States, Galbatorix gets greedy and attempts to invade it. Oh what a horrible mistake he has made. Warning: Graphic and bloody but with some OCs. Very AU with my take on present times. Made before Angela's Gift.

Waiting for eons in an unclaimed Star System of the Milky Way Galaxy, one of the last great inventions of the Ancients will show the way home for one people and bring two Galaxies into an all out war…

What has Jason Lee Scott done in the passing years not as a Ranger, The DinoThunder Team is dead, a new alien threat, the US Government, and Tommy's death...what does it have to do with TFZ? The End has arrived! Enjoy!

The Earth Alliance has been attacked by the Drahk leaving Earth Quarantined with the Plague. As the ISA searches the Galaxy looking for a cure help comes from a most ulikely source. Stargate Command.

The Animorphs discover the Yeerks aren't the only interstellar parasites that want Earth. There is another race that's bent on either enslaving or destroying the planet. They're not picky. Stargate SG1 Crossover.

O'Neil has to brief the first female President about the Stargate. Xover with Commander in Chief. All comments welcomed!

Five Goa'uld! Four boring briefings, three French privates, two politicians, and Daniel Jackson stuck in a pear tree!

Sequel to 'What are we gonna do now', starts at the end of 'Not fade away'. Seems there's going to be another apocalypse. And a wedding. Crossover with Stargate SG1, Charmed, Highlander and LOTR.

Willow and Kennedy help the S.G.C. fight Annubus' new super soldiers

Doctor Fraiser accompanies SG1 on a first-contact mission to Pratg, a modern world with an advanced medical program. SG1's arrival heightens tensions between the government and an opposition group, and the team is put in danger when rumors grow that they