Imako Nomi
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Hey people!I'm Imako and first of all I would like to say I am a huge yaoi fan.I am fun,understanding and always willing to make a friend.I am quiet though but I can have tons of enthusiasm when I have to.If ya wanna know more about me just ask and don't be shy 'cuz I know how ya feel.\(^o^)/

Dislike:yuri, yuri fans,annoying,pesky people,yaoi-haterz,racists,sexists,perverts(unless it's yaoi ;) ),anime haterz, girly girls, ass holes and if you want to know more you know what to do.

Likes:Yaoi,yaoi lovers,black red and blue colours,anime,kind,considerate loving people,chocolate,yaoi,fantasy, mystery,fiction,aarinfantasy(freakin awesome),cake,L(lawliet),weird people,emo boys XD(yaoi here too), chicken,fish and bacon XP

Name: check my birth papers >:3

Sex: Virgin (lol)

Age: I wonder...

Country: A place on earth.

Brown hair, brown eyes ;P that is all~

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This just had me LMAO!!!

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST bring drugs in the country

I am EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITAIN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, s I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 (Ummm...does anyone know what that means?)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST BELIEVE JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I don't listen to mainstream music, so i must be outdated.

I LOVE shopping, so I MUST be rich.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This one is to funny!

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

''I would if I could but I can't so I won't'' - person

''Forgive your enemies but never forget their names'' - Some old U.S president

''I would tell you but then I would have to kill you, and we don't want that, do we?'' - Person

"Be nice to your enemies, it might just confuse them." - Bumper Sticker

"Gods last name is not danmit!" - Bumper sticker

"People think I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy...It is in a glass jar on my desk." - Stephen King

"Beloved, let us love one another for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God. He that loveth not knoweth not God, for God is love." 1 John 4:7-8

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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It Must Be Friday by LibraMoon reviews
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You Serious? by Mistress Taru reviews
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Give Me My Answer by TyNiaMel96 reviews
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Why would I? by yaoiskylight reviews
Souichi can't come to terms with what's happening. Morinaga hasn't been saying I love you as much as he use to. Will Souichi finally realize he loves Morinaga? Why isn't his lovable Kouhai being as affectionate as he use to be?
Tyrant Falls in Love/恋する暴君 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Souichi T., Morinaga T.
Early Summer Feelings by Sinful Princess reviews
Kissing, crossdressing. Nothing too bad but Rated T just to be safe.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
Avoiding by KakiTenshi reviews
Yuujiro has been avoiding Torhu and Torhu's had enough. What will happen when He finally confronts him?
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
Anatomy to Kiss by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Tooru and Yuujirou shared a kiss, on a rooftop, to get rid of Sayaka, and then weeks later they share another kiss, on a different rooftop.
Princess Princess - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
Meet The Fangirls by MonochromeFox reviews
Shirogane and Akira are getting married! This alone is enough to get three yaoi fangirls to go crazy! Imagine the wedding bells... ShiroXAki and BlackSnowMoon, A-yaoi-fangirl's, and my OCs, possible OOCness...
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Akira N., Shirogane
甘酸っぱい キッス by Shadow Priesstes reviews
Sometimes when something dear to us is lost we still try clinging to the illusion of it being still present. On a stormy night two people met again, trying to cling to they past even if only for a night of bittersweet kisses...
Monochrome Factor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Shuichi W./Master, Homurabi - Complete
Camelia by Shadow Priesstes reviews
Shisui is the only king in the palace when an unexpected visitor arrives...
Monochrome Factor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Homurabi, Shuichi W./Master - Complete
New Beginnings by Savagehunger47 reviews
Riki and Katze become pregnant by their Eilte partners. OneShot. Completed. B/L, Mpreg. Iason/Riki, Raoul/Katze
Ai no Kusabi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Iason Mink, Riki - Complete
Happy new year by allthingsmagical reviews
It's new years eve and Arthur has something special planned for Merlin. What is it? This story is AU and has been wrote for 'helen' Please R&R
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Celebration Dance by MonochromeFox reviews
After the defeat of Homurabi. The group decides to hold a celebration. One problem, it's a dance. A B-day gift to anime soda and animemaster26 Warnings: ShiroAki, OCCness and Fluff! One-shot
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Akira N., Shirogane - Complete
Poisonous by CheyWolfe reviews
Ritsuka collapses while on a field trip to New Jersey! Soubi quickly rushes him to the best hospital in the state- Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Soubi personally seeks out Dr. Gregory House and he takes Ritsuka's case. SXR ftw. please R&R
Crossover - House, M.D. & Loveless - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,265 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - G. House, Ritsuka A. - Complete
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Surprisingly he doesn't hate everything used to create the Princess image.
Princess Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Ousama by Sakuya01 reviews
Master gathers everyone for a celebration party some time after defeating Homurabi. The problem is, some of their former enemies are also there, and not everyone is in a forgiving mood. So Master suggests a game…
Monochrome Factor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The 8th Sin by Amira Devant reviews
Their love is the 8th sin. The moments of inflamed passions may be wrong, sinful; but it is their Heaven, in this Hell. RaenefxEclipse. Sequel to: What's one more sin? LEMON!
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
The DEATH of Dora the explorer by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
L asks Kira for a favor...
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
A trip to Dora's world by Raachuu reviews
Mello and Matt somehow magically appear in Dora's crazy world. Can they get out? Rated T for Mello's ridiculous mouth and violence towards little girls.
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Matt - Complete
Game by SilverNecromancy reviews
....This scenario takes place IF in Master's bar, Shirogane didn't explain to Akira about shin... So how does he tell Akira....mmmm...comes with a certain price of course*wicked grin* ShiroXAki LEMON YAOI
Monochrome Factor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Akira N., Shirogane
Crime of Passion by DuchessOfGere reviews
A 20XX Zetsuai spin off. I loved the music video, so I felt compelled to write something for it : D. Izumi/Koji. Some side characters appear.
Zetsuai/Bronze - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
a good education by Val-Creative reviews
Little Mira gets accompanied by his Papa to his first day of kindergarten. Mild hints of incest.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
It's OverHaru Daite Ita fanfic by mYtORnsaNDaLs reviews
it's over between Iwaki and Katou...
Haru wo Daite Ita - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
The All Purpose Naruto Mpreg by poke-the-kitty reviews
Crack-fic. This is meant to poke fun at Mpreg, so if you enjoy Mpreg you may not want to read this. Hints of Sasunaru. Mpreg spoof.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Midas' Touch by Pixieblade reviews
Silver Diamond-ChigusaXRakan-What happens when the world falls apart?
Silver Diamond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Innocence: Simplicity Of Heart by Teian Heru reviews
Yaoi And Au, Possible MPreg. Changed rating because...well, it had nothing explicit. -SAD FACE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Match Made in Heaven by Shota Fairy reviews
39 In the peaceful realm of the Jade Palace,Konzen has something of a reputation for being bored and irritable. When Tenpou decides to remedy this with a magic potion, it becomes only a matter of time, minutes really, before Konzen is tangled up with Goku
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Konzen D., Goku S. - Complete
Konzen's Little Boy by D-chan reviews
Konzen x Goku :: slight AU, massive amounts of fluff and sap, language :: Children usually inspire tender moments, especially when it comes to Konzen.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Konzen D., Goku S. - Complete
The Cake Commitment by Literary Eagle reviews
Tsuzuki goes to a cake sale. But when Muraki shows up, things start to get rather... silly.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002 - [A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki] - Complete
Loving you is easy 'cuz your beautiful reviews
This is my 1st story. Akira learns that love has no boundaries...and that fangirls are deadly.Please read and review please! AkiraxShirogane yaoi included :P OCxOC
Monochrome Factor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Akira N., Shirogane