Author has written 18 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Starstruck, 2010.
Hey xxx Please don't be shy so do read my stories and review them I am up for criticism xxx Sorry if my stories suck Love you guys if you review them xx All my stories will be Sonny With A Chance based or Sonny/Chad
Basic Facts About Me:
Favourite Colours: Purple, black, red, gold and blue
Favourite Celebrity: One Direction/Lea Michele/Cory Monteith/Demi Lovato/Sterling Knight/Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Taylor Swift
Favourite Film: One Direction Up All Night Tour DVD/StarStruck/Never Say Never/Vampires Suck
Favourite TV Programme: Sonny With A Chance/So Random!/iCarly/Victorious/Glee
Torn, My Life Would Suck Without You, Kids In America, Summer of '69, Forever Young, What Makes You Beautiful, Gotta Be You, One Thing, Moments, Stand Up, I Should Have Kissed You, Another World, Na Na Na, More Than This, Taken, Same Mistakes, Everything About You, Tell Me A Lie, Up All Night, Stole My Heart, Save You Tonight, I Wish, I Want, Use Somebody, Viva La Vida, Something About The Way You Look Tonight,
Here We Go Again, Got Dynamite, This Is Me, Stop The World, Me, Myself and Time, Work of Art, Different Summers, World of Chances, Gift of a Friend, Brand New Day, Catch Me, Don't Forget, Every Time You Lie Everything You're Not, Falling Over Me, It's Not Too Late, La La Land, Quiet, Remember December So Far So Great, Solo, Two Worlds Collide, U Got Nothin' On Me, Until You're Mine, What To Do, Who Will I Be?, Believe In Me, Skyscraper, Mistake, All Night Long, My Love's Like A Star, Unbroken, Give Your Heart A Break, For The Love Of A Daughter, Fix A Heart, In Real Life, Lightweight, Together (feat. Jason Derulo), Hold Up, Who's That Boy, You're My Only Shorty, Yes I Am, Aftershock, On The Line (Duet with Jonas Brothers),
Got To Believe, Hero, Hero (Unplugged), What You Mean To Me, Shades, Something About the Sunshine (Duet with Anna Margaret), StarStruck, How Do We Do This, Hanging
Who Says, A Year Without Rain, Round and Round, Falling Down, Naturally, Live Like There's No Tomorrow, Magic, Off The Chain, Summer's Not Hot, Ghost Of You, Sick Of You, Shake It Up, Love You Like A Love Song, Hit The Lights, Kiss And Tell, I Won't Apologize, I Promise You, Crush, The Way I Loved You, More, As A Blonde, I Don't Miss It At All, Stop And Erase, I Got You, Tell Me Something I Don't Know
L.A. Baby, Play My Music, S.O.S, Hold On, Feelin' Alive, Critical, Things Will Never Be The Same, Fall, Make It Right, Paranoid, Fly With Me, Much Better, Black Keys, Turn Right, Don't Speak, Keep It Real, BB Good, Burnin' Up, Shelf, One Man Show, Lovebug, Tonight, Can't Have You, Video Girl, Pushin' Me Away, Sorry, Got Me Going Crazy, A Little Bit Longer, When You Look Me In The Eyes, Live to Party, Gotta Find You (Solo by Joe Jonas), Heart and Soul, Before the Storm(Duet with Miley Cyrus), Introducing Me (Solo by Nick Jonas), See No More (Solo by Joe Jonas)
Can't Be Tamed, Before The Storm (Duet with the Jonas Brothers), Goodbye, Party In The USA, I Miss You, Right Here, As I Am, Start All Over, Don't Walk Away, Hoedown Throwdown, Dream, The Climb, 7 Things, See You Again, Liberty Walk, Who Owns My Heart, Every Rose as Its Thorns, Two More Lonely People, Forgiveness and Love, Permanent December, Stay, Scars, Take Me Along, Robot, My Heart Beats For Love
As Hannah Montana
Best Of Both Worlds, Who Said, Just Like You, Pumpin' Up The Party, If We Were A Movie, I Got Nerve, The Other Side Of Me, This Is The Life, We Got The Party, Nobody's Perfect, Make Some Noise, Rock Star, Old Blue Jeans, Life's What You Make It, One In A Million, Bigger Than Us, You And Me Together, True Friend, It's Alright Here, Let's Do This, Mixed Up, He Could Be The One, Just A Girl, I Wanna Know You, Supergirl, Every Part Of Me, Ice Cream Freeze, Don't Wanna Be Torn, Let's Get Crazy, Gonna Get This, Que Sera, Ordinary Girl, Kiss It Goodbye, I'll Alway Remember You, Need A Little Love, Are You Ready, Love That Lets Go, I'm Still Good, Been Here All Along, Barefoot Cinderella, Wherever I Go, You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home, The Good Life, Spotlight, What's Not To Like, The Best Of Both Worlds: The 2009 Movie Mix
Baby, That Should Be Me, Where Are You Now?, Pray, Stuck In The Moment, Somebody To Love, Never Say Never (Duet with Jayden Smith), Born To Be Somebody, One Time, Favorite Girl, Down To Earth, Bigger, One Less Lonely Girl, First Dance, Love Me, Common Denominator, U Smile, Runaway Love, Never Let You Go, Overboard, Eenie Meenie, Up, Kiss and Tell, All I Want Is You, Mistletoe, Ride, Pick Me, I'll Be, With You, So Sick, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Home This Christmas (feat. The Band Perry), Boyfriend
Love Story, Back To December, Speak Now, Mine, Mean, The Story Of Us, Fearless, You Belong With Me, Crazier, White Horse, Sparks Fly, Invisible, Tied Together With a Smile, I'm Only Me When I'm With You, Better Than Revenge, Enchanted, Dear John, Long Live, Last Kiss, Never Grow Up, Ours, Innocent
Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin', Beth, Can't Fight This Feeling, Defying Gravity, Don't Stand So Close To Me/Young Girl, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Don't Stop Believin', Faithfully, Firework, Fly/I Can Believe I can Fly, Friday, Get It Right, Gives You Hell, Halo/Walking On Sunshine, Here's To Us, I'll Stand By You, I Dreamed A Dream, I Feel Pretty/Unpretty, It's My Life/Confessions Pt. 2, Jar Of Hearts, Jessie's Girl, Just The Way You Are, Keep Holding On, Light Up The World, Like A Prayer, Loser Like Me, Marry You, Mercy, My Life Would Suck Without You, Need You Now, Over The Rainbow, Poker Face, Pretending, Rehab, Rumour Has It/Someone Like You, Singing In The Rain/Umbrella, Somebody To Love, Start Me Up/Livin' On A Prayer, Sweet Caroline, Take A Bow, Total Eclipse Of The Heart, True Colours, Taking Chances, No Air, Paradise, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, We Are The Champions
Favourite Movie Quotes:
I would shake your hand, but it is taped to my ass - Alex O'Donnell, 17 Again
(introducing Mike/Mark to his Mom) "Hi Mom. This is Mark, Uncle Ned's bastard. I know, who would have a kid with Uncle Ned? Yuck!' - Alex O'Donnell, 17 Again
"According to leading Psychiatrists, Stan's a bully for one of three reasons. One, underneath all of that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl just banging on the closet door to get out. Two, like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is not able to use self-control and so he acts out aggressively. And the third reason, Stan has a small wiener." - Mark Gold/Mike O'Donnell, 17 Again
Donna: You sound like you're having fun already.
Lisa: Oh, we are!
Donna: [woefully] I used to have fun!
Ali: Oh, we *know*!
[Donna looks worried] - Mamma Mia
Rosie: [to Tanya] Typical isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once. - Mamma Mia
-I wish So Random was an actual show.
-I squeal whenever there's a cute Channy moment in SWAC.
-I've seen every episode atleast 5 times.
-I'm mad at Disney for not adding Channy in some episodes they could have.
-The only fanfics i've written are SWAC ones.
Chaddylancooperism- The act of having an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities, followed by stunning good looks. If you suffer from Chaddylancooperism, copy and paste this onto your page.
If you suffer from E.O.W.S.K.D. (Extreme Obsession With Sterling Knight Disorder), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree that Chad and Sonny are made for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My Boy Side
You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV. X
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice. X
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. X
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night X
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick. X
You love to shop. X
You wear eyeliner. X
You wear the color pink X
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. X
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. X
You don't like the movie Star Wars. X
You were/are in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can. X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.X
You love the movies.X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X
Like being the star of every thing
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
You know you're obsessed with Sonny with a Chance when...
1. You called Sonny nice and are expecting some scented candles soon.
2. You can remember Sonny's number off by heart.
3. You quote Chad Dylan Cooper in real life.
4. You want to go to Lookout Mountain.
5. You know all the words to the Stop SPS song. What a legendary song :D
6. You adore Cupcake, even if he costs $60 an hour.
7. You think Chad Dylan Cooper really is the greatest actor of our generation.
8. You smile hugely when Chad gets jealous.
9. You think Channy is the greatest couple there will ever be.
10. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.
11. Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.
12. When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
13. You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.
14. You just wish Channy would form already!
15. So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.
16. You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
17. You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.
18. Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
19. You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine.
20. Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!
21. You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.
22. You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
23. Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
24. You know the difference between Coco Moco Coco and Moco Coco Moco.
25. You settle things by playing musical chairs.
26. You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
27. You can't say no to the kiss cam.
28. You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!
29. You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.
30. You know there are eighty shades of white.
31. You know even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.
32. You understand why you shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
33. You realize why you shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
34. You know Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
35. You know that you can fall in love with your mortal enemy.
36. You realize not all proms end in disaster.
37. You know that you have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
38. You know people will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
39. You know five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
40. You know a mop makes a great present.
41. You know a tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
42. You know anyone can pull off a weird beard.
43. You realize chicken fingers and ski ball are a great combo.
44. You know Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
45. You know a 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
46. You don't let your co-star talk without a script.
47. You realize Tween Choice Awards make great toilet paper holders.
48. You know if you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.
49. You spend most of your time reading and writing fanfiction for Channy.
50. You answer your phone with "Let me hear you say HEEEEY!"
51. When you wanna show your friend something, you say check it out, check it out!
52. Instead of sandwich, you say sammich.
53. You leave the room yelling 'PEACE OUT SUKAHS!"
54. You say a'ight in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion.
55. Whenever someone acts OOC, you like to draw a circle in the air and explain the circle of life.
56. You laugh at people who say double duty.
57. You know the importance of having two phones.
58. You know it's serious if Chad cuts his massage to an hour.
59. You know Camp Hip Hop is better than the Chad Dylan Cooper Story.
60. You break up people by dressing up like Big Foot.
61. You realize syrup and feathers is the best way to prank someone.
62. To scare someone out of your prop house, you lure them into the arms of a rat that used up all your film.
63. You know to get a hug from Chad, you need to buy a box of cookies.
64. You joined the Blossom Scouts.
65. You know pacts are broken when you deal with a guy who hides cameras in gift baskets.
66. You cheer up people by making them a balloon animal.
67. You know Sonny will always do your science project if you act sad enough.
68. You always practice to be a tennis judge in the middle of the cafeteria.
69. You know why Zac Efron is banned from the Mackenzie Falls set.
70. You know, even if you deny it that you can fall in love with your enemy.
71. You know that pretty gets you two things: dates and steaks.
72. You know that... "DELTA NU RULES!"
73. You want to eat a Chad Safari Bar.
74. You know when bats fly out of a cave they always fly left.
75. You followed Chad on Flitter.
76. On Wednesday nights, you spend your time surfing channels to see which one Mackenzie Falls is on.
77. You know all the Pauly Pledges by heart.
78. When life gives you a problem, you ask "What would Pauly do?"
79. You've watched every single Sonny episode at least three times.
80. Most episodes you know by heart, yet you still laugh at Zora's craziness and still "Aww" at the Channy moments.
81. There isn't a day that you don't think about Sonny With A Chance.
82. You dream about the characters and actors all the time.
83. You feel like you're about to explode when the new SWAC episode is coming on.
84. You look back at old episodes where Sonny and Chad used to fight and think to yourself: "Ha. Now they're dating."
85. You wish Selena Gomez would come back as a guest star and when she sees that they're dating, will yell: "HA! I told you both you liked each other!"
86. You pray Demi Lovato and Sterling Knight will do a duet someday soon.
87. Whenever you hear a love song, you think of Channy.
88. You know that if you want your cast mates and your boyfriend to get along, you have to fake a cold.
89. You know and plan to explode when Chad and Sonny kiss. :3
90. Even if you know what will happen by the end of Season 2, you will ever single moment Chad and Sonny are together.
YOUR REAL NAME: Ashleigh
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ashizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jane Oakdale (no comment.)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Towasols (haha! Cool!)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Coke
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Swaibs (My dad doesn't have a middle name)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jane
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bella
Sonny With a Chance
Sonny: Does this fat suit make me look fat?
Tawni: You're wearing a fat suit?
Sonny: Oh my gosh! You are a drama snob! And you do think you're better than us.
Chad: Not better...just differant...in a better way. We act.
Grady: Well if it isn't Chad Dylan Pooper!
Chad: Sonny...Cloudy, Rainy.
Nico: We have names.
Chad: Yea, but remembering them would take effort, and interest, and excuse me.
Sonny: You can't just cut in front of us like that.
Chad: Yea, they also said I couldn't be this handsome, and yet, here I am.
Chad: If we don't act soon, dare I say it, they might become more popular than us.
Cast of Mackenzie Falls: *Gasp*
Chad: I had to say it...I dared myself
Zora: And look at this rug! Ming dynasty. Hand woven. It makes me want to do carpet angels.
Chad: Alright, look. After you barged onto our stage earlier, I had to hire Reggie here and put your pictures on the "do not admit" wall.
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron. There will come a day when Zac Efron come's knocking on this door and he's like "Hey! Can I come in?" and I'll be like "Oh, no, you're banned."
Tawni: I'm pretty enough for lobster. I'm cool enough for lobster. I am lobster worthy.
Zora: (Slaps Tawni) Snap out of it, woman!
Tawni: Thank you.
Zora: No. Thank you.
Grady: Come on! Tell us what's inside the box.
Zora: You really wanna know?
Nico: Tell us.
Zora: Okay, come in real close. I'll tell you. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! So keep your mitts of my mail, punks!
Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Sounds like somebody wanted to try on a weird beard.
Nico: What's in your pants?
Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to our viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.
Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute.
Tawni: There are two things I like; me being right and you being not right.
Sonny: Hah! Should've guessed it. Who's Tawni's best friend?
Tawni: We're going somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
Tawni: Tawni Town!! What? It's a great dream! And a heck of a town!
Sonny: The prom is cancelled.
Tawni: What?! I've been dreaming of becoming prom queen ever since you brought it up eighteen minutes ago.
Sonny: So, we're good?
Chad: Oh, we're so good.
Tawni: Thank you Nico. You are the real Nico, right? (Pokes him)
Nico: How does that prove I'm the real Nico?
Chad: If I wanna think you have pretty hair, then I will.
Sonny: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, then I will.
Grady: Your game stinks!
Nico: Oh, my game stinks?
Grady: Uh huh, uh huh.
Nico: Well, at least I've got game where it counts. You've never kissed a girl.
Sonny: Oh, come on, you guys. Wait, really? You've never kissed a girl?
Grady: You know I'm waiting for just the right lady.
Sonny: Giving back is what's hot.
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.
Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here. I need to tell you something in case I don't make it.
Chad: I love...
Chad: I mean I deeply love...
Sonny: Go on...
Chad: That more kids will be reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Oh no! I think you're coming down with PFS too.
Chad: What's that?
Sonny: (Picks up pillow) Pillow in the Face Syndrome. (Starts hitting Chad with pillow)
Chad: Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
Doctor: You have LBS.
Chad: *Gasp* Leading Boy Syndrome?
Doctor: No, Lack of Books Syndrome. Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome. And LBS is also the abbreviation for pounds, which is what you're going to gain if you don't stop watching yourself on TV.
Chad: Can't you just cut my pants off, you know how you do?
Doctor: Read two books and call me in the moring Mr. Cooper.
Chad: Actually, that's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore. I removed your Dylan while you were under.
Chad: No! What did you do with it?
Doctor: Gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it. (Pulls back curtain) Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: Just got my Dylan. Been waiting two years.
Chad: NOOO!!! WHY?! (Wakes up in cafeteria with a book at the table and people giving him strange looks) Must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books, that was horrible.
Tawni: (Talking about Sonny's singing) She's great right.
(Marshall, Grady, and Nico look at her, shocked that she said something nice about Sonny)
Tawni: It's opposite day.
Chad: You took my name!
Trey Brothers: And your limo. PEACE OUT SUCKAHS!
Sonny: I need to talk to you immediatly
Chad: Actually, I'm glad you're here. I need a favour.
Sonny: I don't have time to help you with you science project
Chad: Please. I have actual scientists for that. I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is you can help.
Sonny: What? I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: So you just made that up.
Sonny: Yes. But listen..
Chad: Who makes up something like that?
Sonny: Who needs a freelance tennis judge?
Chad: Actually, I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't wanna lose again.
Sonny: Oh, I see. Well, as much as I'd love to help you cheat for a good cause, I can't. Why? Oh yea, because I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: Uh huh. So what'd you want?
Sonny: Some answers.
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends, to how long it's going to be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your own destiny.
Chad: Uh...I guess.
Sonny: Well, then it's time to say enough. When two people are this right for eachother, there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long, but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: I mean, I guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well, then do something about it.
Chad: Okay, I will.
Chad: Sonny, will you go out with me?
Sonny: I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?
Chad: I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me too?
Sonny: Wait, did you think I was talking about...oh dear, this is awkward.
Chad: Hahahaha. Sure is...sure is awkward. I mean, I know why it's awkward, just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward...
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking about...
Chad: Yep, yep. Me too, same page. Whoo.
Chad: Yea, I just thought you thought that I thought it was awkward cuz you thought I was asking you out...you know, rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out...which I was...
Sonny: Yea, but you said Sonny...
Chad: Yep-ba-ba. That's awkward.
Chad: So...you're a Mackenzie Falls fan now.
Chad: Cool...cool...so I suppose I should probably tell you I'm a So Random fan now.
Chad: Yea, but I'd be lying.
Sonny: You know, it's funny. Like I learned from Mackenzie Falls, sometimes if you look at something with an open mind, you can surprise yourself. So...yea.
Sonny: Yea, I'll go out with you.
Chad: So, we're doing this.
Sonny: I guess so...wait, so I still don't know, does Mackenzie ever ask...
Chad: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. If we're gonna make this thing work, I'm going to have to insist you never ask me about my business.
Sonny: (*Sigh*) Fine. I guess I'm going to have to check the blogs like everybody else.
Sonny: Let me tell you something. 24 hours ago I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie, and you Chad, are no-
Chad: Don't say Mackenzie. Do not say Mackenzie.
Chad: She said it! That's it! Where's my security? You are no longer welcome at the Falls!
Sonny: (Throws water at Chad) You said Falls!!
Nico: Flowers? A Mack Falls box set? And a picture of Chad...holding flowers...and a Mack Falls box set?
Sonny: He who checks cookie, checks into hospital.
Nico: Chad, I have to say I've always hated you for having your own plane.
Nico: That's it.
Chad: I missed you, shortstack.
Sonny: I missed you too, egg whites with tomato on the side...don't let them touch otherwise they're going back.
Sonny: This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.
Chad: (Gives Sonny a look)
Sonny: Or a good one?
Chad: Ohhh. Is there trouble in the funny hut?
Chad: Oh, hey babe.
Nico: Oh, don't you 'babe' her. She's our babe.
Grady: Yea! Hey, babe!
Sonny: Okay, alright, stop arguing. I'm gonna settle this right now. Nobody gets to call me babe.
Grady: Hah hah! In your face Chaddy!
Chad: Can't you see m'lady's not feeling well.
Chad: You people disgust me...almost much as the snot rocket that just came out of m'lady's nose...It's okay, come on. Let's go get you some tea. Cuz you're sick...love sick!
Sonny: (Sarcastically) You're so good to me.
Chad: Oh, I know.
Sonny: (Hits him with posters) You're not good to me!
Sonny: Going home!
Chad: Feel better!
Chad: Miss you.
Sonny: Miss you too.
Chad: My name is Chad Dylan Cooper. And today, I will be your substitute Sonny.
Tawni: Ugh! Now I'm sick.
Chad: Well, how sick does this make you? (Makes pictures of him and Sonny kiss)
Chad: Quick! Mix it up, Chaz.
(Chad and Chaz mix themselves up so Sonny can't tell who's who)
Sonny: (Messes up both of their hair)
Chad: Ahhh! Fixes hair.