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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Fidelis by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- Sasuke knelt down on the ground, his insides turning to ice. Sakura came and stood by him, her presence followed by a cry of grief. Then Uchiha Sasuke did something he hadn't done in almost fifteen years: he cried.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Adventures in Panty Raiding by ClockRepair reviews
A Yearbook Signings sequel two years in the making... What once was a harmless sleepover turns into a panty raid with Hinata looking to claim the prize.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8182 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everything Has Its Price by TenshiXXX reviews
To what lengths would your older brother go for you? Would he die for you? Kill for you? Whore himself out for you? Sasuke is about to find out. KisaIta, SasuNaruSasu, possible other pairings as the story progresses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Argueing and Much more by LunaticRabbit reviews
AU, High school. The story of a heated aruguement between Sai and Sakura about...boobs? I'm horrible at summaries. Rated M just to be safe. SaiSaku SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Tourniquet by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete