LysanderTheFistOfDorn
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Joined 03-13-11, id: 2789600, Profile Updated: 02-13-13
Author has written 5 stories for Kick-Ass, Fallout, Warhammer, and Star Wars.

My name is John. I'm soon to be part of that famous brotherhood, the United States Marine Corps. I enjoy reading fanfiction, watching movies, and playing Xbox, while listening to the best band in the world The Misfits.

Some of my favorite fanfiction topics are Jurassic Park, Kick Ass, Let Me In, Deadpool, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Warhammer.

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18 Karat Run: A Courier's Tale by JRisner reviews
This is the tale of Six - a courier in the Mojave Wasteland - & his struggles along a road paved with good intentions. Suffering from amnesia & haunted by demons of his past, he finds help in the most unlikely of places: A country girl; an ex-military man; a cheerful scribe; & a wise old ghoul. Every road has its end. But, as it turns out, it's the journey that counts. Walk a mile.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,768 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Courier, Cass, C. Boone, Joshua Graham
Harry Potter and the Heir of Magic by Lord BladeDSF reviews
Voldemort killed Harry the first time around. So, Merlin sees fit to send him back to change things. What will happen when Harry comes to Hogwarts, with the power to change the world? Harry/Harem, Super/God-Like Harry, Time Travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,879 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 4,633 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
The Rangers: Echo by Thug-4-Less reviews
Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 283,311 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lone Wanderer, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts by jojobevco reviews
When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., Fleur D.]
KickAss and HitGirl: The War on Crime by TorontoBatFan reviews
Two years after catching the Santa Strangler, Dave and Mindy continue their crusade. But, how will the return of Red Mist/The Motherfucker, a deadly serious new opponent and their own inability to conceal their feelings for one another affect things?
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,673 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl
Sea of Broken Dreams by jschneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4240 - Favs: 5,579 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Heir to the Stormcrown by Gufetto reviews
"Long has the Stormcrown languished, with no worthy brow to sit upon. By our breath, we bestow it now to you in the name of Kyne, in the name of Shor, and the name of Atmora of Old."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Bloody Lips by BlackRaptor93 reviews
Frode Skyshimmer, Listener of The Dark Brotherhood asks something of Babette that will change his life forever. Skyrim Contains Violence and Gore Minor Babette x OC if you squint. Ongoing
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012
The Case of the Santa Claus Strangler by TorontoBatFan reviews
Dave and Mindy, aka Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, have been making an impact on crime. Now, they must prove themselves as detectives as they try to find and stop a serial killer who is causing panic during the Christmas season.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
The Bloody Adventures of Dave And Mindy by Ghouse89 reviews
It's the adventures of adult Dave and Mindy. Is it as a happily married couple with normal kids? F@#k no! It's more gore, swearing and violence as they teach their kids their craft while they keep screwing the crime underworld up, one corpse at a time.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,275 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl
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A New Fate reviews
Fate steps in when a Mandalorian warrior meets Luke and Obi-wan five years too early. He agrees to train Luke, as does Obi-wan, to defeat Darth Vader, who Luke believes murdered his father.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K.
Dogs of War reviews
War. War never changes. Especially for the fabled Lone Wanderer and his friends. Stranded in a strange place, surrounded by hostiles on all sides. A dangerous emissary of Caesar, a Courier hell bent on revenge, and a Wanderer trying to fight a war that's not his. (Changed title and summary; formerly War of Steel)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
Iron Souls reviews
A group of Loyalist Iron Warriors from the Great Crusade are found after being lost in the Warp for 10,000 years. They emerge to find a different Imperium than the one they left, and they don't know if they approve of it or not.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Space Marines
Crusade reviews
A group of Loyalist Space Marines on an invaded hive world must fight to save brother marines. Summary sucks. Oneshot
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines - Complete
Wrong, But Oh So Right reviews
DISCONTINUED. I'm sorry to say I've given up on this story, going back and reading it I feel embarassed by my own writing style from back then. Feel free to read what I did get done. Thanks
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl