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Joined 03-13-11, id: 2789634, Profile Updated: 05-01-15
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

Should I start like David Copperfield? I was born...I grew up? Or should I spare you the details and keep it simple? Alright, just the nifty bits, then. I am a thirty year old Communications and Marketing specialist with a lust for the cleverly satirical.

My major in college was Voice with a focus in German opera. Ask me how many waitressing jobs that has landed me.

I have a bit of a fetish for the whole beauty and the beast thing. I try not to psychoanalyze it too much. Is it just me or is there something really incredibly hot about the hidden desires of the socially unwanted?

If cornered in an awkward conversation I will ask you if you want to buy a duck.

I am randomly random and will invent words for things.

I think that if vampires do in fact exist, they have been refusing to give me an interview simply out of spite. I moved to south Florida so that I could call people in Georgia and tell them that I'm skinny dipping in December. I believe Elvis is currently alive and well and working as a self impersonator in Las Vegas. No,not really, but why the hell not? I like ketchup on EVERYTHING. (Yes, I did have to look at the bottle to spell it.) I wanted to grow up to speak French and ride bare back through fields of Lavender while playing the Violin. So far I've accomplished none of the above.

I have been ghost writing and editing the content of college thesises [Thesii?] for years but I cannot spell. This is why I have a word processor.

I sing karaoke sober and enjoy dancing spastically by myself.

I always hope for the villain.

I think sarcasm should be a valid course of study in all major universities.

Stories

"Savoring the Last Shot"-Fem!Sheppard/ Garrus-Mass Effect 2-It has been an awkward mating dance for Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian, but with the IFF now firmly in place, and the Mass 4 Relay looming just over the horizon, respect and loyalty have manifested into an intense and primal need. (Rated M)

"Brink"- Lavellan/Solas-Dragon Age: Inquisition-The well of sorrows whispers to Lavellan granting secrets that always seem to lie just slightly out of reach. Only Solas can give her the answers that she seeks, and the only thing she wants more than answers is him. Rated M for future adult themes and eventual smut. Takes place after events of Inquisition. Spoilers. (Rated M)

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Hail Mary by Semjaza reviews
Lady is haunted by a demon she cannot see. Dante is, as usual, less than helpful. Will he be able to help her save herself, or will the huntress be condemned to a horrific fate? Very slight x-over with Paranormal Activity. Dante x Lady, mature content. New chapter posted.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Dante, Lady/Mary
Through An AI, Darkly by strangegibbon reviews
Shepard and her crew are forced to face their darkest memories following an encounter with an alien probe. Disturbing scenes and adult content set post ME2 F!Shepard/Thane, F!Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Delirium Trigger by Solain Rhyo reviews
Garrus has made no secret of his desire for Shepard; as much as she wants him in return, there's still the small matter of saving humanity from the Collectors standing in their way. FemShep/Garrus. Rated for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,190 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A Date with Garrus by Sonya Robinwood reviews
As the title implies, a Fem Shep/Garrus pairing. Rated M for smutty goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
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Talons reviews
After the events on Omega it was clear that Garrus was suffering. So Kelly decided to offer him the one thing that she could. The one thing that she had been wanting to offer him for some time. Now she realizes that what he needs more than anything is Shepard. Whether Shepard realizes it...or not. Mass Effect 2. Kelly Chambers/ Garrus Vakarian/ Fem!Shepard. Hurt/Comfort/ Kink/
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete
Brink reviews
Lavellan/Solas-The well of sorrows whispers to Lavellan granting secrets that always seem to lie just slightly out of reach. Only Solas can give her the answers that she seeks, and the only thing she wants more than answers is him. There will be a couple of chapters with an Mature rating clearly marked. Spoilers. Resolved sexual tension. Angst/Hurt/Comfort.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Cole, Dorian, Solas, Lavellan
Savoring the Last Shot reviews
Fem!Shepard/Garrus-It has always been an awkward mating dance for Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian, but with the IFF now firmly in place, and the Mass 4 Relay looming just over the horizon, respect and loyalty have manifested into an intense and primal need. Takes place within canon during ME2. Rated MA for nudity and erotica.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Xenocentrism reviews
Fem!Shepard/Kelly C./Garrus - Shepard reluctantly asks Yeoman Chambers for interspecies mating advice before attempting to put it to good use. Rated T for adult themes/ humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete