Crazy Uncle
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-13-11, id: 2790113, Profile Updated: 04-20-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I once fancied myself a writer, than I read what I wrote. I realized my huge mistake and decided to remove myself from that account and start over. You don't know who I was nor who I actually am, you don't know anything and you cannot be sure of anything. This account is going to try and collect stories, preferably stories that are actually decent and have plot development and non super powered characters or the dreaded peggy/mary/gary sue.

I might try to write something. If I do, please give me an honest critique.

Severe warning: I'm what you would call a fanboy.

So, it's nice to meet you all again.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Second Chance by MS-16 Z Jaeger reviews
He died wishing he could fix his mistakes. Now he has been given that chance, but in a way he never expected. Anakin Skywalker has been sent to the Clone Wars, not as himself but as Darth Vader. Now the Chosen One must face his greatest challenge yet; stopping Sidious from succeeding once again, and staying one step ahead of his younger self. No one ever said redemption was easy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,382 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 204,003 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30098 - Favs: 16,355 - Follows: 14,447 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 5,198 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 285,646 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,379 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
Just Two People Who Laugh And Fight by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
"But people in love aren't supposed to fight!" Naruto gave a grim chuckle, before sighing. "It doesn't always work that way Sarada-chan." / In which Sakura and Sasuke fight, Naruto teaches his young goddaughter some valuable lessons about marriage, and Sarada learns that while love isn't always obvious, that doesn't mean it isn't there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3266 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4954 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Divided by Zero by Daricio reviews
What happens when you kill a Vaizard? Ichigo's inner hollow is only too happy to find out... Now with Ichigo out of the way, the newly purified Shirosaki is free to live his own life however he wants to... Not a crack fic. R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,286 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
worth in the end by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Zabuza and Kiri and a dying dream. What sort of man kills a hundred, yet cries at the death of one? Oneshot. Character study.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Zabuza M. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter's Palace of Pleasure by Argo0 reviews
Betrayed by his wife and disillusioned with the life of an Auror, Harry uses his family fortune to build a palace dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure, both for his customers and himself. HarryMany. Abandoned - see chapter 7 for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 1,023 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Scooby Doo and the Grimwood Girls by Blood Brandy reviews
After defeating the Witches Ghost, Shaggy and Scooby run into an old friend. A collaborative work.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Spirits and Bandits by Cadence reviews
Dragging herself to the Fire Nation, tricking Aang into earthbending lessons, and playing Blind Bandit to interfere with the mission Iroh handed down to Zuko seemed like a good idea to Toph at the time. Zuko disagreed. Toko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,716 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Thyatira reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ranma, Naruko U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Last Dance by Carmine Rose reviews
In the dead of the night, while his family slumbers, Harry Potter must deal with those seeking retribution against his heroic deeds of yesteryear. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
The Crown of Mètis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Alternative Medicine by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,425 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Sole Survivor by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 1,712 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 160 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8024 - Favs: 14,968 - Follows: 6,418 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14284 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5834 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 480 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Taking a wrong turn turned out right by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry, under duress, made a split second decision that turned out very right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation: There Is No Operation by Karkadinn reviews
Supreme Leader 362, peeved at the subversion of her authority, resolves to personally go into space after Numbuh One and get him back from the Galactic KND no matter what the cost. But does she have ulterior motives? And Father's along for the ride....
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,879 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Parting The Continents by Big D on a Diet reviews
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10299 - Favs: 12,626 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Tinker's Cuss by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Each type of faerie deals with a specific aspect of Nature. So then what precisely are Tinker Faeries charged with? When she finds out, young Tinker Bell might have a word or two to say about that.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Tinker Bell - Complete
Antithesis by Wind Whisperer reviews
AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,187 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P.
Compelled Betrayal by Asuma1 reviews
Ggio Vega was framed, and scheduled for execution. Though it was his greatest desire to serve Barrigan, he could not due to the plot of other arrancar. Now he serves and fights for a greater power, as an employee of the Urahara Shop. Ggio Centric
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Ggio V.
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 366 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 453 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Last Man on Earth by Flashfox Tyrell05 reviews
People... Well men including me at times think it would be wonderful to be the last man on Earth. Well that's quite the opposite and Naruto will prove it. Hehehehe poor Naruto. Redone
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 461 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 367 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Hooray for bad Intel by Hawk reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 422 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
It Will Change Your Life by recodan reviews
REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 451 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 454 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Ogenblik by Novocain reviews
So it's wrong and they know it but don't care anymore. They have been undone and resewn, and their new cotton stuffing still has burrs left in it. Parvati and Padma and Harry. The war recreated them, and wrong is just a word.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Screams Part Three: Reunion by cloneserpents reviews
Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Icha Icha Naruto by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Screams Part Two: The Smiling Man by cloneserpents reviews
Fugitives Draco and Ginny try to find a place to hide from their pursuers. Post HBP DARK HORROR FIC Features Dark!Harry and Insane!Hermione. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Legendary Perverts by warai kitsune reviews
One of the things they never point out about the legendary Sannin is that each have these little...quirks. Something that this fic addresses. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo no citrus though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2007
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Chessboards of Light and Dark by jon3776 reviews
Voldemort and Harry Potter share many similarities. What if Voldemort used what they had in common to train and manipulate Harry and his friends into a servant he can use. But even the master of darkness himself will find out that one cannot grab a lion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A silver tongue reviews
As a youth, Tom Riddle was said to possess one. Yet he never seems to use it. A story starting in the first book, in which Voldemort gets Harry to give him the stone using his wit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.