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Joined 03-14-11, id: 2790973, Profile Updated: 06-03-14
Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments.

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I write hopefully entertaining stories, and I try to make people smile, and to cope with all these feels. Feel free to message me, and you know, review ;D

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Loki's Pranks by Marvelite5Ever reviews
A bored Loki is a dangerous Loki. (A story about Loki and Thor's lives as children in Asgard, approximately the equivalent of ten and twelve years old. Fluff, humor, and a bit of sadness.)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 149 - Words: 209,290 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Loki, Thor
Strange Visitors from Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done. Voldemort is going to be in for some very nasty surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,120 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Correspondence Between Hetalians by Geirdriful reviews
Actually illegal hacking results in the uncovering of the chaotic correspondence between the countries of the Earth. Cue scones and chainsaws, declarations of nuclear war, Pierre-roasting, odd histories, turkeys, missing brains and God. IN FACT, ONE MIGHT SAY GOD-DAMNED IT ALL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/4/2012 - England/Britain, America, China, France
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 5,921 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 6,761 - Follows: 7,708 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Always You by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony loved her and by some strange twist of fate, she loved him back. The others might not understand it but it was there for the world to see. Fluff. Post-movie. No slash. Tony/Pepper. Will contain the whole team.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5540 - Favs: 8,371 - Follows: 8,982 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Tied Tongues by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
An alphabetical story that has no particular order, because when they are together Alec jumbles up his words and Magnus will occasionally speak in a different language entirely.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,652 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Nervous Glitter Tornado by KokoroDesiree reviews
I was normal, well sort of. Then out of nowhere waltzes in a tornado of sparkles hair gel and eyes so green they looked like cat eyes, and my life becomes complicated. "Pull yourself together Alec. You can do this." Just a simple cute love story, other couples will come into play too.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,117 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Loki Drabbles by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
The Adventures of Loki in his Cell under the watch of the Avengers. Inspired by "The 30 Excuses of Loki."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
Between the ears by SageK reviews
Loki decides to play a little trick on the team
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Man For All Seasons by OnAMission reviews
Pepperony One-shots. Funny, sweet, charming, romantic... random. Gets better as you go along :D
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony
Strawberries & Shawarma by kkann reviews
He who laughs last thinks slowest and drunk men make for rather interesting storytellers. Besides, what better way to get to know your new teammates than to live with them for an undisclosed period of time? Surely your girlfriend won't mind. Too much. Post-Avengers. Pepperony. Features the entire cast, humor and feels.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,028 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Falling in Love with the Billionaire's Son by TheSwanWriter reviews
Steve Rogers is the new kid in town, that is, the city of Avengers, NY. He's also new at his school, Stark High. Somewhat shy and goofy, he's never been very good at making friends. But hey, when you start crushing on the son of said town's billionaire mayor, problems like that are less than trivial. A Steve/Tony High School AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,285 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Writing on Tony's Wall by Kereea reviews
The many messages left by the Avengers, their friends, Loki, and a few villains on the walls of an Avengers Tower bathroom
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,165 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Meeting the Team by AlexaNDYE reviews
Pepper finally meets the rest of the Avengers, and they have an important question for her.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,583 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Volatile by Eurgh reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly focused on Pepper and Tony. Three: Tony is immature. Pepper is dragged down to his level.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Crystalline Myrnin by Flying Penguinz reviews
Myrnin's hyped up on his crystal meds. Entirely crack. Do not take this seriously if you have a strong liking for story lines being similar to the books. Rated T for naughty Myrnin language... for shame. - I am Flying Penguinz and I approve this message.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin
Missing by Kyrgruna reviews
One of the lost tales of Loki and Thor that should have stayed lost.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Thor, Loki
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Payment by Spun reviews
"There were some experiences that just couldn't be bought, and being shyly hit on by a drowsy nine-year-old was one of them." Because I am in love with the concept of Magnus and Alec meeting long before the party.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Other Side of Sandpaper by daruma-sama reviews
Roxas and Axel have to dorm together. Roxas hates Axel. Axel likes Roxas. Axel calls Roxas a book murder. Roxas calls Axel a clowned ring leader. Axel/Roxas Demyx/Zexion Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,191 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,339 - Follows: 6,507 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10405 - Favs: 12,916 - Follows: 5,272 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5376 - Favs: 10,051 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Great Prank War reviews
Where they all learn not to mess with Alec's hair, and that they're all devious pranksters. Especially Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B.
Why can't we be friends reviews
In which Ragnor is mainly an unwilling participant in Magnus's adventures. "Magnus, you are not throwing your cat a sardine themed birthday party."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Magnus B.